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# "DO make sure you bring it back in one piece Bond!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha, no Q nooooo!
Press the right testicle and what happens?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# It releases toxic 'Sex Wee' silly
:D I thought you knew that? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# and Bond. Don't break it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Bit small Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Pink pubes! Special issue.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Is it sad
that I know which film that's from?
And what he was holding originally?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# pen?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# haha. Times are tough, Bond...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# But not a woman's arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I say Bond, get to the end of the Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Pedagogical
(ptdc Bindun?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# nicely!
another mass?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Morning! Running Late!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# ha
www.b3ta.com/board/6759739
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:59, archived)
# :D
edit: January 2007

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

better draw some more CDC's
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# hahahaha
it's like Groundhog Day...every 4 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:03, archived)
# it's quite disturbing, when I say quite disturbing
it's soul destroying horror!

still, lol!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)
# fucking hell
i just realised i've been on b3ta since november 2005. i keep thinking i'm new here.

then again, almost 6 years and under 8,000 posts. I'M KEEPING IT REAL, BABY.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# you're just playing with us with your tantalisingly diminutive postcount
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# It's to compensate for my enormous cock
I'm also astonished since there are times I've quite often been near the top of the stats board
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# 6 years and under 2000
Just...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Oh my God
If I'm keeping it real you're keeping it TRANSCENDENTAL. (Other choices include "rational", "irrational", "natural" and "integral" amongst others. Ah, nerd jokes. Who can live without them?)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Woah!
You're from the past!
x x x
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# FT did have a story about a couple who thought the swirl on top of their tub of margarine resembled their deity.
And, of course, ran it under "I can't believe it's not Buddha".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
Great stuff, my favourite of all the Fleas
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)
# !
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:38, archived)
# hahahahah
man

Steal things properly people!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Hahahaha...
That's class.

"Whatever the fuck is in this tub... is not fucking butter, is it?"
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# The Klingon word for margarine is ql'pekh
I can't believe it's not b'tah
#old jokes' home
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)
# How do dead Klingons cook their food?
On a stove, o'course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Ummmmm
why can't I get this? I'm just not geeky enough damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:20, archived)
#
en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Sto-vo-kor
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# They don't boil their food though.
Not when today is a good day to fry.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# ARF!
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# NINGLES B3TA!
One recommendation from Kitty Fantastico yesterday, saying "Mira Sorvino, would be nice, dunno if she wears stripes, though" - Well she does, sort of...
Secondly, one from Drunken Miss Holly asking me to "Please do Victor Jara tomorrow".
Finally, while we are focusing on people that some b3tain won't know.. I have knocked one out for Brigitte Bardot.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:25, archived)
# And so onto todays Birthday Stripys!
Who are Ed Sullivan, Hilary Duff and Kiran Shah (Nice try Mr Ewok).
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:25, archived)
# Ahh yes, Mira Sorvino....
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:58, archived)
# Are those puppies for sale?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Tuppence a bag,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:35, archived)
# I'll take a dozen!
Madeline Kahn and Gene Autry tomorrow, please.:)
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)
# 1_0
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Brigette!!!!!! O_O
Bar doOOOOOOOOh!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Many of us of A Certain Age
have knocked one out for Brigette Bardot...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# \o/
* You old git!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Maria's Problem

dA group.
The group's founder is absence.
Wrong spelling. :D Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:46, archived)
# whut?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:50, archived)
# ^ add sense
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:52, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:58, archived)
# Exactly.
Now we understand.*

*may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10552017
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:56, archived)
# So, you're complaining about not having any ads on your da?


Listen, I think I speak for the most of us when I say that we're not really bothered what's happening and not happening on another forum. So wow that's a neato what now right.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:56, archived)
# Everyone deliberately wrong answers.....
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:06, archived)
# That is b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:08, archived)
# yes, that actually is
b3ta

There's a right way

a happy way

a fluffy way

and... The way of the b3ta! Good old traditional wrongness. It's just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:55, archived)
# So wrong, it's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:22, archived)
# and that's what makes it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# What she needs is...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:06, archived)
# Maria: NO. -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:07, archived)
# Mediocre: YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:26, archived)
# Maria: Absolutely NO. ):O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:28, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)
# what are you on about and more importantly why are you telling us?
This isn't a site for personal problems, it's for stupid pictures and jokes mainly. The people are good people and do chat and help each other out, but that goes on offsite, not here on the main board.

Post pictures, comment on other peoples work, have a laugh and you won't annoy people.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:15, archived)
# ?
This post is not serious. :3
I want to say "in dA b3ta group's founder is absence"
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:28, archived)
#
不在　=　absence
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:34, archived)
# WTF = What The Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:35, archived)
# And I want to say: quit your yibba yabba and continue posting amusing pictures

We're not interested in dA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:34, archived)
# I see :D
I got!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:36, archived)
# hooray!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:38, archived)
# And we not to giving of a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Haha, now THIS is funny
Oh no wait, it isn't - I thought for a second that Maria had a cock with a huge bellend. My mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:38, archived)
# XD
Confusing indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:46, archived)
# You could always post some Gundam or Transformers pics too
just saying, like
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:33, archived)
# In fact, I am totally not interested in both.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)
# burn!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:09, archived)
# I'm not really interested in zombie rabbit nun fetish hentai
I was attempting some sort of compromise
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:16, archived)
# MECHABUNNY vs ROBOBBIT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:38, archived)
# ^ THIS
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# and that ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Piss and Shat!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# They gone!
Maybe they were eaten by cannibals or went on an extended holiday to the Alps
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)
# I'm frightened and confused. What is going on?
Is Moggy posting what its like to have Alzheimers?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:16, archived)
# happy baby oranutangs?
me thinks you are someone who was around at the time of the b3ta swear filter incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# There was an incident?
oh my

was there a police incident van there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Err, what?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# How to attract beauty’s eyes?
How to attract beauty’s eyes? How to become the hot topic of public? I will teach you several methods of dressing. First, T-Shirt match jeans. Second, POLO Shirt match shorts. Thirdly, free match. The most important is make sure you looks concise and clean. You can see the link www.fromonesite.com.
(moomwill, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:35, archived)
#

www.youtube.com/watch?v=th0Yq3cq514
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:38, archived)
# hahahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:45, archived)
# not spammy davis jnr?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:53, archived)
# Sweet sweet fuckjazz
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:57, archived)
# Those people who listen to Sammy Davis Jr. backwards.
I wonder what satanic messages Andy Williams says when played backwards.

I used to have an Esquimo song by the fascist Fess Parker. I can't find it anywhere. Fucking esquimos.

Welp, this day is fucking done. Hasta la gayshift.


edit- have this bit of 90's www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rVK7xig3xA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:27, archived)
# sammy was a satanist
i bet there's loads more fuck in his songs if played backwards
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:29, archived)
# I just have to say
it might be interesting if we could mess with time. Bring back glass eyed Sammy, and put him in a band like Mohinder. Bring all kinds of people back and just put them in weird places. Lee Hazlewood was pretty cool. I wonder where he'd fit in.

Argh. Sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:41, archived)
# sweetfuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I'll buy one of your best free match please
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:45, archived)
# I will teach you several methods of dressing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:06, archived)
# I love the smell of spam in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:48, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:48, archived)
# Things are looking up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:59, archived)
# It would be nice to have three tits to feed that one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:57, archived)
# That terrifies me every time I see it.
It waits under the scroll bar....

Ninja Edit: Can't get the Zalgo text to work :( Little fucker's scarier than Zalgo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:37, archived)
# Zalgo text only works in preview these days


they disabled it for the main page. i guess people were going a bit OTT with it

and that baby gives me the fucking fear
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:14, archived)
# I will teach you several methods of dressing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:04, archived)
#

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:59, archived)
# bwahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:04, archived)
# FUCK
just.. FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
# hahahaha
I bet their house stinks of slobber
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
#
stinks has the lovely delicious fragrance
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# That kid either really has to do a poo
Or he just did one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:58, archived)
# there goes another one!
we've scanned it and there were life forms aboard
must be some kind of short circuit.

/too lazy to do my spam jettison gif
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:05, archived)
# Just advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:43, archived)
#
just advertising? being a spamming cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:50, archived)
# Uh Oh
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:50, archived)
# needs more
toothbrush
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:00, archived)
# ha! this ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:25, archived)
#
toothbrush cock
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I will teach you several methods of undessing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:06, archived)
# this is my new flag
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:43, archived)
# can I extract your eyes?
and form them into a fine paste

and use the paste to make fake eggs with?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:58, archived)
# please
FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Suck my balls
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)
# I do not like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# (RabbitMaria,Denien,JollyJack(Modification by me)Dorian)

pics.livejournal.com/moguragunsou/pic/00030zsg
↑ bigger

I'm busy now. I want to draw doodle... ; x ;
--
Planning
Maria's comics(usual)
Starfox picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:45, archived)
# this is great
i have a request

please draw this guy www.b3takit.co.uk/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/flanbase.png and this guy www.b3takit.co.uk/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Freebase.jpg as ninjas with swords, attacking this guy www.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/gallery/gary-busey/gary_busey.jpg?f22064
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Gary Busey keeps them at bay using nothing but the force of his anger
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:11, archived)
#
Gary Busey keeps them at bay using nothing but the force of his anger madness
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:22, archived)
# he blinds them by reflecting the suns rays with his teeth
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:22, archived)
# Uncute
-_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:25, archived)
# That's why he's asking you to draw them
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:26, archived)
# I want to draw cute thing....
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:28, archived)
# but you'll make them cute
please do it, i don't want to end up harming myself again :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:36, archived)
# what, cute like a frankenstein rabbit with monster teeth?
that kind of cute?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:37, archived)
# Even If Maria any way to do, She is cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:03, archived)
# exactly!


no wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:06, archived)
# Yes. That's why he asked you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:46, archived)
# come on, you drew a pterodactyl raping a bear
you can at least knock out some fuck for us
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:50, archived)
# If penguins is OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:19, archived)
# nope. only bases and busey
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:32, archived)
# This is your chance to get in there with the b3ta crowd

Well, at least the gayshift crowd
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:55, archived)
# Hmm
I don't feel like.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:07, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:20, archived)
# Nice tones.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:07, archived)
# I like that one
lovely colours and the zombie nun is good. Very Blaz Blue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:16, archived)
# n_n thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:28, archived)
# Love the tone on all your pics >w<
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# that is rather spiffing
lovely shading on maria
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:06, archived)
# GO FREEBS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:13, archived)
# hey mofaha i am interested in a joke you may like to tell about fall fashions
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:32, archived)
# gronkpan I am concerned that some people may not like that type of fall fashion joke despite its growing popularity
What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:34, archived)
# fuck all the haters mofaha
fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:34, archived)
# gronkpan you are a staunch supporter of the type of fall fashion joke that I like to make and I want you to know that I appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:44, archived)
# I appreciate that you appreciate it mofaha but sorry right now I am cooking a seafood laksa and my attention is diverted
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:55, archived)
# but wait, what's this? it seems to be a model falling....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:04, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:13, archived)
# HAHA THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FALL FASHION JOKE WHICH I WILL POST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:21, archived)
# OK MY ATTENTION IS 100% VERTED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:25, archived)
# RORY IN MY TYPE OF FALL FASHION JOKE THERE IS NO BEAKS I HOPE THAT IS OK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:22, archived)
# THATS FINE MOFAHA
BUT THERE IS INVISIBLE HEADLOCKS AND LEAPFROGS, LOL!!!1
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:23, archived)
# should've added feathers to her arms
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:35, archived)
# I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE!!!
*edits pic by adding feathers to arms* done!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:40, archived)
# but, as we've previously discovered
i'm far too lazy to do it myself
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:55, archived)
# HALP!! I ARE NOT WISHBONE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# ok my attention is reverted now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 4:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:31, archived)
# FUCK...
This is good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Every Single Rocky Film
(In my head anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/10545130
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 1:37, archived)
# It fucking disturbs me that anyone with an IQ of over 80 would watch any Sly Stallone film, let alone Rocky I, II III, IV, V VI etc.
At least the first couple of Police Academy films had the bloke who made funny noises in 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 2:09, archived)
# Nipple fags and revenge-pornist.
IQ is all over the place, alas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:00, archived)
# first blood was an interesting social commentary on returning vietnam vets
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Loser, Trains and Wins! Every time!
www.b3ta.com/board/10545171
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:40, archived)
# \o,
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)
# That hitler!
I still think my idea for a 1980's style american sitcom called "Hitler in the house" should be made :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:45, archived)
# There was one that I think only got one episode... Heil Honey I'm Home, I think it was called.


EDIT: Here it is! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:46, archived)
# crikey
nowt's new under the sun is it :D

edit: it's on youtube too

tis a wee bit poop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Yeah, I can see why it was cancelled... not the whole Hitler thing, either.
Mainly because after one episode, they're pretty much all out of ideas.

EDIT: Off to bed now, nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Wow.
Amazing, I really thought that was a cleverly disguised horselink.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 3:13, archived)
# I'm already humming the feem choon
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 1:12, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 1:30, archived)
# That picture is real
The source was photoshoped by the nazis in the late 30's. Historical fact.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Space Nazis!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Reminds me of something...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-0Tdkzs8P0&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 1:01, archived)
# It had to be done


Click for bigger (63 kb)

If you believe one man can make that much of a difference go out and do it: Put things right. Otherwise you might need some help.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Oops, I should have removed the tag.
Sorry if this offends you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 2:49, archived)
# yay for hitler yoyo
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] This is what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Needs more...
no actually, that pretty much covers it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)
# *rustles*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Hey, did anyone hear rustling?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)
# dibs!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)
# you can have him
rigor mortis doesn't do it for me, i'm not that desperate for something stiff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Actually, I've changed my mind, who knows where he's been
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:18, archived)
# throw him in a ditch, it's all we can do
fuck it, i feel a bit sick, i'm off to bed.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
# *rolls in grave*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:33, archived)
# i'd ask which of his films this was
but that would be pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# ONE LOOK?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# that's all it takes, baby
oh, yeah
*struts*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)
# even i know what its from
and ive not even seen the offending film.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# the bees, the ghosts, or the aliens?
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Um?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)
# No, hang on...
hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# *clicks*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# pea roasting cunt?
Ive got the feeling ive seen this before

*pulls mysterious mark wahlberg face*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Which is pretty impressive, what with your given face ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Heavily edited, or the
50cal. version.
OK I FESS UP!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# He is a fucking ghost
as everyone else
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)
# spoilers!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 1:26, archived)
# starting to get... scanner... withdrawl...symptoms... must... doodle....


Have at ye, some randomplace in "space" yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# it's obviously the methane planet
home of Miss Universe contestant Halatina Smogmeyer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)
# But what if I want to smoke, because smoking makes me cool
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:03, archived)
# then you're shit out of luck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# c'est la vie
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# as always
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Space ships look cosy with all their little lights
And on that note, I'm going to bed before my computer turns into a pumpkin. G'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)
# night night
remember to turn off your little spaceship light when you go to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:03, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Nunnight.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)
# im dissapointed that this planet isnt vibrating.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Vibration was outlawed in space year 6969
They now have to throb with vigor in secret
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# such secret documents are chronicled in your wondrous arts
for that i am thankful
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Cheshire Cat planet?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)
# And cheshire cheese planet
infact, all things cheshire are on this planet.

I'm not certain it's a very good planet.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Looks like a good planet to me. Perhaps a bit Cheshirey... but still good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)
# FLY AWAY! PLANET NOMNOM WILL EAT YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:34, archived)
# LOOK OUT! IT'S COMING OUR WAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:41, archived)
# you've turned an entire planetary mass into what appears to be some kind of sexual predator
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Why did I think it looked like the Cheshire Cat?
I must be very tired so I'm off to bed.

Nunnight you lovely b3tans.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)
# I quite like various spacecraft bimbling around and about blurry planets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# hastily improvised planet syndrome
if I'd taken 6 days to do it it'd look great but I'd likely need to rest on the 7th
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Whoa!
Take care not to develop hastily-improvised God syndrome!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# eeek! then I'd suddenly cease to exist!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Eat some boring food. Get a grip.
*doesn't have a grip*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:55, archived)
# "bimbling"
What an excellent word. So much better than "bumbling"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# That's really sweet
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)
# I just got my hands on a scanner for the first time in the past 10 days
mono-cromatico.deviantart.com/art/Experiment-260548758

HOW COULD I LIVE WITHOUT IT FOR SO LONG?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# SCANNER SCANNER SCANNNERNNER
SCNNANANANSDFWEFAF

I have to assemble a linux conmputer unit as the scanner won't work on xp

yes bitches, XP I'm well behind the thing.

edit: my connection is being rude and not letting me see your scannering
edit2: now it's working, super computer bred genetic experiment person will destroy us all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)
# arts! I like!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 1:27, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shit


Click for bigger (132 kb)
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQCUGBxMVw8&feature=grec_index
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)
# is this some meme thing then?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Pretty much
Except the only people who get it are the listeners to the Adam & Joe show on 6Music, which is currently off the air.
(User #86772, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgTVrcRUMig
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# ahem
click for same size?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)
# ok, i said it was shit
I've not shopped owt for ages.
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Excuses are no excuse!
You'll have to bend over

while OINTMENT is APPLIED

YES

THE OINTMENT

THERE IS NO FINER SECRETION
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# sudocrem is the best ointment
and that is the god's honest truth
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)
# THIS
It can heal a decapitated head if you give it chance
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)
# ooo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Quicker and shitter: Meet Robert
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)
# ee by gum
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Why isn't this fascist cunt dead yet?
I seem to recall he was reported to being treated for prostrate cancer or something a week or two ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Maybe we need another site like this?
www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Same bunch of bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Except I suspect one has killed far more than the other
I'd really like it to be the despotic dictator rather than the duly elected representative of a 'civilised' country.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 2:35, archived)
# The final line really ought to be wider than a typical computer screen
And maybe a few font sizes larger. Then it'd work better.
(User #86772, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Taffin woo!
Needs more "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE" though.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:00, archived)
# PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
#

FP visitors, click for the full Penguin adventures
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)
# all done now
better go to bed :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I fucking love you!
The penguin outside the toilet is genius.
Nunnight.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# it's penguingeddon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Hahahah!
That was almost Biblical! A mighty penguin work out. Sleep well mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Wonderful! Standing ovation for you! :D
I think I like the toilet one the best but the combination of them all is spectacular \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# They are awesome.
Every one.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:42, archived)
# Good lord.
that was penguins alright.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# PENGUIN BARRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)
# sorry for me its either 11 penguins or nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Ours go one penguiner
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:46, archived)
# where's your penguiner's?
on the side of my penguins head
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# You utter fucking nutter! :D
And I agree, I should probably get to bed before...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)
# FP these now!
All of them!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 1:26, archived)
# funking
amazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 1:46, archived)
# hahahaha
lots of penguin
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 1:54, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 2:29, archived)
# *standing ovation*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 2:51, archived)
# These are superb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 6:07, archived)
# Just magic!
Love the one outside the loo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:57, archived)
# If I had the skills,
I'd do something involving DDR with that.
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:22, archived)
# :D
he's a double hard bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)
# This one in particular wins everything
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# yep, it's my favourite :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# haha YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 2:29, archived)
# =]
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:54, archived)
# This is
the thing I am emailing to everyone, everywhere today.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# this is really swell...


...really swell
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I NEED A WEE TOO
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# ooh that's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# He's not the only one....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# that penguin's never a redcoat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Wonderful!
What's the background? Looks strangely familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# industrial buildings from cgtextures.com
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Got any penguins?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:32, archived)
# cgpenguins.com
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)
# b3ta hotel?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)
# stalag butlin's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)
# can't complain at the prices though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# i think you'll find you can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:08, archived)
# FPS
Fast Penguin Shooter
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Crap.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
# utterly amazing
and vaguely reminiscent of where the hell is matt but with more fluff
(teasus likes tea, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# This is possibly the best penguin-related thread/collection ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Thread of the year!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Do you think he's pushing it?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:18, archived)
# haha, what a coincidence, I'm about to post a penguin or two too :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Where do you put the stamp?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
# He'll never get the wrappers off.
Bought to you by Lyons Maid ice lollies.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Pushing it? That cat's huge, it can probably do whatever it wants.
it can probably do whatever it wants.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
# It's an Emperor Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)
# even cats don't want to be cats
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Everybody wants to be a penguin
Cos a 'guin's the only 'guin
Who knows how to sin
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)
# and drink gin
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Ah yes, lovely gin
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# gin is evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# sloe gin even better
got a demi-john full of it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
# No, just normal English Gordon's-type gin for me
Dutch gin ("genever") is awful too, although it comes in nice bottles www.coolalcoholgifts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Bols-Genever-Gin-antique-bottle.jpg

Enjoy your demi-john though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)
# The retarded feline thinks its being cunning
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# You changed your mind about how cunning it's being then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Fresh Water Mole's hat sums my brain up right now; been a long couple of days :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)
# I want to Abbey Road this, but too tired...
...probably for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# As it's after the watershed I'll just leave this here.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)
# This is a neat spang image
but there was no pun
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
#
"Windy isn't it?"
"I thought it was Thursday"
"So am I, let's have a cup of tea"
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)
# ave visitors been?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)
# that stripy slut!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Is it VAG CREAMS time already?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)
# every time i see VAG CREAMS
it makes me think of canesten
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I'm not surprised
Did I miss the "VAG creams" meme?

Was it around the same time as "pessary Thursday"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)
# VAG CREAMS are alive and well and appearing every morning between 7 and 8
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# pessary thursday is best forgotten
so.....much......YEAST.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Like Marmite Monday?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# marmite monday was fun, yet sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Too salty
Oh hang on, I've got the wrong end of the stick.

Fnaar.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# wrong end of the stick?
how did you get your hand up that far?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
# They don't call me Matthew Corbett for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:18, archived)
# is it because you like fisting small bears?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Why yes
Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Marmite is just a yeast infection in a jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
# well i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Me too but that doesn't alter what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice.
Blimey you've got a 5% FP : Post ratio!

Keep up the good work.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Yes 1 out of 20 but it's probably just beginners luck in a few months it'll be 1 out of 100.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# hey
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Why hello there Mr Sea Creature
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Ding!
Dong!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Can somebody find his top hat?
It seems to be missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# may i be the first to say
that's not a fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
# of course its a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)
# fluke, not tail, clearly a whale
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# maybe that's another fish
upto something "fishy" with something "fish shaped"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Well, he does look rather pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I believe the phrase used to be "spawny get"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# this is giving me the wronghorn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)
# best of all horn!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# and mopping up afterwards is half the fun too
if you remember to sing sea shanties while doing it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# mopping up?
yeah, like i do that myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# one should always carry a mop incase of surprise lucky moment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:45, archived)
# if i did that
people may mistake me for some form of charlady, which would never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# "Fish-shaped" is a mnemonic for reasons why someone may be unconscious
Fainting, Infantile convulsions, Shock, Heart Attack... can't remember them all now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Do you like fish shaped fish pieces that are in the shape of fish?
I like these

and fish shaped potato segments

and fish shaped hammers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I guess so
I have been having a recurring craving lately for eating fish and chips by the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)
#
Sherry
Harp Lager
Advocaat
Pernod
Epsom Salts
Diarrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)
# followed by double fried egg on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Good heavens
I didn't realise you had the same weekend as me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)
# weekend?
i don't work, weekends mean nothing to me.
this is sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Ah yes, that's it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# It rhymes so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# i like your reasoning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Oh, of course.
He's got a monocle.

A FUCKING MONOCLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# that just shows what a dapper fellow he is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Three cod, two scampi and a dapperfish please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# scampi FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# And that's why Smash's gone to Iceland?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# i only went to iceland
because they accept milk tokens for veg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# brilliant
I'll tell my girlfriend to fuck off and get a new one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Sooper!
:D he looks very jolly!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# ^ BRILL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Just what is the cord for his monocle going into?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# handy pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Also known as a gill, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# so, what you're saying is
that this thing which is CLEARLY a whale, is actually a fish AND a marsupial one at that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# But marsupials have pouches
This chap clearly drives a Jag.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# then he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# The moustache also implies he may be a walrus
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# or jamie hyneman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# No beret though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# it was washed off by a freak wave, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)
# is his monocle chained to a harpoon wound?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Stop being cute, FFS.
Someday, but don't rush or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant, much more upbeat than the original
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Impossible!
Things don't get more upbeat than sooperdave's beautiful work.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
# fancy,
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Sorry.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# I think this is real...




My boy was two yesterday, it's from the Junior Meme Playset.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# O M G
That's like, so real and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# W O O

^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# It's like one of those Taiwanese reenactment news stories
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
# but with less Jolly Jack impersonator.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)
# this jolly jack impersonator
is creating a bit of a rift with me, I don't know whether to ignore her or stay tuned for the bloody inevitable meltdown.....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# i'm staying tuned
i love japanese people speaking english, it's cute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Then you may like this quote from a 1970s Honda motorcycle manual:
"Drive soothingly upon the grease-mud, for therein lies the skid demon".
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:21, archived)
# I think she's legit, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Y E S
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:10, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:12, archived)
# This is a true classic.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# all apears real here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Woo!
That helicopter looks suspiciously submarine-like.
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
# this game looks awesome and I want to play it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)
# In the rush
to capture the amazing scene, the Mrs cut the helicopter blades off the top of the pic. It's a floaty helicoptery thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Stupid bloody woman.
I expect you'll be divorcing her now?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Can't believe I just did this...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)
#
"
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Hahahahahha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# yes, I agree
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Oh that's good
Real?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)
# yes, it's a real event that occured when a giants eye fell out and had to be rescued from attack by er.. basilosaurus in the Sanfrancisco bay area... erm
true story.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Much realer than the original!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)
# the truth is out there sheeple !!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# OH MY GOD
THEY ARE DUMPING MSG INTO THE WATER

THE SHARKS ARE GETTING GIGANTIC!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)
# BUT IT TASTES SO GOOOD
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# AND THEN YOU GET THE SHITS!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Bah!
My son has that bath toy and that never occurred to me. Probably is why I just lurk these days!
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Normo-kun Bates
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)
# :D
The really tall Norman in the first frame reminds me of a 1950s alien invasion film but I can't think which one...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
# The Day the Earth Stood Still?
Klaatu Burada Nikto!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)
# that's the one!
Bad Gort! No killing the humans!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Klaatu Barada N...
Necktie? Necktum? Nickel? It's definitely an N word.
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# hail to the chief, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
# The Day the Earth Stood Still?
oh, and a big woo to psycho-Domo!
edit: b3tan to it!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Psycho Domo
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
(gijoel, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:09, archived)
# Pfffff
どーもくん...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Springfield nuclear power plant nature reserve?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# this gives me a funny feeling in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Really?
Em...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# yes
i have no idea why :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# I'm saying nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# it's not that
i don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Gargle?
Would you do anything for love, but you won't do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# no
it aggravates my gag reflex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# It's his birthday today!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# he doesn't seem pleased about it, does he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Shane Ritchie's let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I said nothing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Bailey's and Pineapple Juice?
That's what I think (s)he was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:12, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Point proven, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# take the tinfoil hat off, that's cheating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Saying nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# i just can't keep quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:12, archived)
# yay


(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# the words "sainsbury's" and "organic" come to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Why you copying me?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# because I loooooooooove you
or some such ad
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Owl spawn?
:D

Hello you. Have those head doctors given you the results yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)
# yes they have
all negative
they haven't found a brain
had a massive whitey the other day and nearly blacked out again though
so it goes on.......

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)
# and they found a 'shadow' on my pituatry gland ( or however you spell it)
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# fuck
hope it all turns out ok
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I am living one long list of 'fuck you' at the moment
and the 'fuck you' is me.....
hey ho, gotta laugh aintch'er
B3ta's B3tta at making you feel B3tta
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# "fuck you" is pretty much my life's motto
the only good thing about stuff like this is it gives you the state of mind needed to really let your hair down and just go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# amen to that
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Let's hope it turns out to be "one of those things".
The sort that goes away and never comes back.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# kerlick : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# "fuck me" can be a pretty good motto, too...
too...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# it can indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# You should change all the black dots to nipples
And call it "Frog's Porn"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10551151

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Now how did I miss this?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Googly Eyes FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I.R Plant Life
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# pitcher plant?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Yikes!
Spawn of the devil!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Sorry it be only one frame


(Frogcloset (noun), Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I like this
Because it is ace!

Unless of course you didnt do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I weap at your accusation
bloody hell nokia 9210, top class.
(Frogcloset (noun), Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# This reply confirms to me that it is in fact ace and deserving of the 'i like this' click that i gave it.

And also you poor edumacation, you're speling is atrocious.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)
# I think you'll find
He insinuated it
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:36, archived)
# It is the only device on which to view the web
All of these 'tablet' things are rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)
# mitsubishis aren't bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)
# My father in law has a shogun, it a good car but it drinks diesel.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:46, archived)
# i've got a bike
it's got pedals and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# if it aint got spokidokes
I aint interested
(Frogcloset (noun), Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# i'm 36. spokiedokies are outlawed for the over-12's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Got any gears?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
# yes
they don't work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Does it have a basket and a bell that rings?
And things to make it look good?
Would you give it to me if you could (but you borrowed it)?
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)
# yes it does
i'll be getting rid of it in a couple of months anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)
# you do good pixels
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:36, archived)
# i do like this
it only needs one frame for people to know what film it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:36, archived)
# I have to say though at first glance I thought it was supposed to be the beginning of Trainspotting
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Nice!
*awaits full game*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:37, archived)
# with leech seeking action
(Frogcloset (noun), Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:37, archived)
# holy hell
that's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# shame all I can think of looking at this is the Scott Pilgrim game
that's the problem with pixels, you only get so many to play with so everything ends up looking similar :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)
# did use em as a base so thats to be expected
(Frogcloset (noun), Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)
# That's weird
I thought it was Stand by Me.
River Phoenix et al.
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)
# oh
that's cheating :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I prefer the term resourcing
(Frogcloset (noun), Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# yeah, you should mention Paul Robertson though
he's the guy who did the animation for the game and he's an incredibly talented pixel arting motherfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# indeed ^ that
(Frogcloset (noun), Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Very nice
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# This is fantastic!
Lovely pixel-mashing...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)

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