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#
Was supposed to be goatse-alike but it came out more like a bulimic style predator!
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Ha ha
he has Jeremy Beadle-hands as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# That reminds me, must remember to ask the missus how the gynecologist visit went
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# She'll never forgive you for that joke, Michael Ellis.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Pfft
She'd need to have to speak to me first
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Or one of us would have to need to have to speak to her.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# larf!
Always though the mouth was a bit pussy like! Perhaps oral sex is a bit like Tribadism?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# what the hell pussy you been staring into?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# mine
oh yeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# They are all deathtraps
some have teeth
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# eek!
fangs for that.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
#


i just did this one and i think the teeth look awful. those black lines make it look like darth vader or something. yet i cant really think of any other method so any SERIOUS advice anyone? would be much appreciated
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Do them as a gradient or use a lighter colour than black?
Edit: Forgot to mention that it's pretty woo as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)
# ^ he'd know about portraying teeth, you have to admit.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Kick them out and sew up their lips
What? I AM being serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Can't give you any advice on the teeth, but bartender could I please have what he's having?
(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# don't do the line all the way down and/or use a lighter colour
what IS happpening here btw?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Attempted Auto-fellatio
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# is manual fellatio the same?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Knock yourself out, love
I'll give you on honest opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# *wakes in a daze*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Prett-ty good.
Prett-ty, prett-ty, pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# dont do the line all the way down?
so let it begin from the centre or from the top and then the bottom teeth would be missing? i cant really picture it.
btw the file name says what it is: Tug of war, also known as tug o' war, tug war, rope war or rope pulling.
it's lacking the rope of course.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# use thinner lines
and the lines don't need to meet the lips (or where they would be)

i read that as lacking the corpse. i'm not sure what's going on in my head right now
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Looks ether related to me
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Crippling, uncurable retardation
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
i love that baby gif. its just so wrong. now i feel like combining pulling guy with some star wars use the force gifs.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# nintendo Donkey Kong LCD style
a few "+"s
___
(+++)
¯¯¯

will you be adding an apple pie / head / wheelbarrow and CDC ?
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Grey, not black
not blacksimple pimple



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
#

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# find the mosquito
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# or "getting busy at the gloryhole and being surprised by the blast of the cumshot"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# O_O...or...he's disgusted with drab fashion springs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Are you intending to use two of these in conjunction with a gaping anus, by any chance?
/ac :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# you mean like this?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# this thread is all fucking stupid
I love it!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Landseer's sculptures in Trafalgar Square would still have been controversial.
Sorry for absence of tentacles and dubious frolickings. You'll have to scroll even further down the page if that's your thing...

(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Oooh, nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Ta.
I might forgive you.
One day.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# That will do nicely
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# *not the nine o clock news flashback*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# I sink zat architect was French
but am old enough to remember it. "Eet is Nelson's willy!"
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# quite so :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I could try posting it sideways...
Does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# i like it!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# ha ha
That's the spirit ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Ironically, Fluffy with a Golf Sale sign
was just out of shot to the right in the original pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# That's the best bit of blank space I've seen here for a while
I might steal it and shop it...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# are you trying to get me to repeatedly F5?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# It fell off the edge of the board...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Right, here it is.
Can you see what I've done to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Flipped horizontal.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Ah, I could see why you'd think that, but no - not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# it's a mirror image right?
ah, you rotated it. clever bastard
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Flipped vertical then?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# No, and I'll tell you since I have to go out now:
If you look carefully, you'll see it's been rotated 90 degrees anticlockwise then truncated to fit the existing GIF format as I couldn't be bothered to set a new canvas size.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Devilry.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Good job Clay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Well someone has to do Clay's job round here
while he's out badger-baiting or whatever it is he does all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# swinger parties I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# That's really nicely done
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# What a happy looking tricerotops!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Wouldn't you be if you'd survived the battle of Trafalgar?
Nelson looks quite chipper, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Lovely.
nice use of the vertical image...

click!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Oh yes.
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] c-c-c-combo breaker


not sure where to file this one under
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
#
can it be both?
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
#
bothmilked
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# milking steve jobs?
now that thought alone makes me sick to the stomache
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# stomache?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Stomach. Ache.
'Stomache'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# You know how I can tell this isn't Japan?
(Nicely btw!)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# why should it be japan in the first place?
but tell me how can you tell? probably by the fact they speak english or because there are no yellow dinosaurs or because they arent attacking buildings with people screaming and running around?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Because there are no iphones left on the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# have they finally realised that the iphone is shit?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# seems like something opened their eyes
racial joke intended
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry. i lost the last pic i was working on and i can't be arsed to start it again
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# haha
however as all this occurred long long ago, they may well have been alive then anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# were dinosaurs around in the 70's then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# oh yes
Dave Lee Travis
Alan Freeman
Tony Blackburn...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# ah of course
maybe i should've used them
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Pffftttt..

EDIT: But can they be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# shaved then milked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# to get the long hairs off the nipples and out of the way
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# also - this sauce pic is very hard to find
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Yes, but they were all brown
and a bit rubbish IIRC.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Too brown?
What about the font?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Game over, man, game over.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Harrison Ford
actually looks more lifelike in this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# can you tell that i started with him
then started losing interest?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Much like Princess Leia
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# ...cue possibly the wrongest picture I have created for this board
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# oh God yes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# how sad is it that i know the scene you grabbed luke's head from?
and yes, this pic is very wrong
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I think I made it for a 'make matters worse' compo or some such.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# ah, was that in the days of yore,
when the compos were good?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Nah they've always been rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# really?
i'm sure there's been some good 'uns.
i joined b3ta for an image compo. almost every entry was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Working(Maria, Kat Vance, Scarlet)

^_^

jollyjack.deviantart.com/
BTW, MydAfriend said, "You still not humanism"....
Hmm. I may say bad things to her.
I have worry. u_u
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# YES, PLEASE
And make sure they won't forgive Maria.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# I did what I did, for Maria
got me into all sorts of trouble, as documented...
here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# This is not the way to amarillo...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# you've gone down the wrong Avenues and Alleyways
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Blurgle flurgle gurgle
Beep beep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I flange this and all its conjugations...
Also add jam and spread it THINLY! don't spoil the repositories
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
#
She is obsessed with a cheerful jack, that have been posted here like a freak when children draw a picture of herself that she actually cut, all self-referential She beat her with us, rape is a strange spirit that we can accept.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# ILL NOT FORGIVE YOU EITHER!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Good, then I KNOW WHERE I STAND.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# thats my friends hand
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# What the hell is going on with that thumb?
Has he also got an abnormally-wide penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Looks like the thumb of someone who does a lot of hammering
and likes a drink at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Fred West.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# hes a flid.
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# How did he carve that on his hand if he's a flid?
Half-flid?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)
# beadle?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# That's not real blood.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# everything appears in order here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# You has anthropomorphism
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Why not just post the pic when you've finished it?
And with less links to dA? Because quite frankly, it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Squirrel nuns with tits, right?
Am I close?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# You're close
I think it's a cat/woman thing with tits and a squirrel/woman thing with tits raping a rabbit/woman thing with tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# There are so many things I like in that sentence. Rabbits, tits, womans...the whole nine yards.
Rape I can take or leave. I much prefer to be the raper over the rapee.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# When it's rape-or-be-raped
it's the only sensible option
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Then I'll keep my fantasy of being raped by a football team of toothless down's syndrome women to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# thats a rape
thats easy on the eyes
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# God, I hate those times.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# u_u
sorry I just wanted to do that face. btw, I find it easier to explain pictures of dinosaurs with pink cocks shooting spunk at people than I do to explain this sort of pic when someone looks at the comp :-/ just me?

edit - it could do with something funny happening in it
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# censorbars don't get you humanism
They get you perverteds.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# what exactly is going on in the picture?
it looks rapey to me, is it rapey?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# It appears that two of JJ's characters have been drawn sexually molesting Moguragunsou (Plz call me Moggy)'s "Maria" character (which let's face it, is supposed to symbolise the artist).
Nothing odd going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)
# who are you? Brian fucking Sewell?


:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# FOUND OUT!
T_T
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Well he did say he didn't like it.
So yes, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10568197
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# WE DON'T CARE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)
# *is hypnotised*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Reminds me of pantseatflyer
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha! max improved
now that is funny
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I met a Japanese person once.
They were fucking crazy, just like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# To be fair, when you live in a country where the ground shakes and the whole country moves 8 feet to the East
It's not surprising
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Well that's b3ta on the wrong side of the pron wall, then...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I concur.
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
#
banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/journal/44938566/
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# worst Haiku ever
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# SHEKSHEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# is there any chance you can just post a picture:
- without any back-story?
- without attacking another b3ta member?
- without linking to DA?
- without any fucking drama?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
#
- without it being a half-baked, unfinished pile of shit?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
#
Terrible entirely justified bullying
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# or oversized
and say *click* on every pic i post, or at least something on anyone's
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# My god, you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# i'm ALWAYS right!
what am i right about?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# It's oversized
==========CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS=====================CRIMESCENE=DO=NOT=CROSS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# all of her pics are oversized
i just find everything about her irritating. maybe i'll just tell her that next time

edit - ha ha! ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I wouldn't bother. She'll just say "Thanks! :D" and irritate you even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# classic troll behaviour.
i don't get why she's here, other then jj, but he rarely posts here anyway.
da is clearly her audience, why she can't stay and bore them over there i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Classic textbook stalker behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
#
I have lots worry and wonder if have been drinking.

You have defecktive all over the place.

Is not clearset to me.

/FatherJack
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Draw Freebase.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Draw me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Tedious shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I liked you better when you weren't here
and I wasn't aware of your existence.
(Nissun, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
#
You really are a tiresome troll now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] They were too busy wondering if they could.

Click for +400 more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Top work Mata


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Bah!
Our Fun Police content filter has you down as a Games site...

Any chance of a b3tards link plz?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# You might want to block the ads (they're just poker) but you could try this:
Clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# "Its"
Otherwise excellent
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Aargh!
Bugger. Cheers - I edited the line and didn't change the punctuation.

EDIT: I mean... What apostrophe? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# hahah! Outstanding, Mata'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Ripped the carpet to shreds!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Do the rape and whack
and put the freshness back
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Don't do that!
He might never forgive you



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha!
Thank you Dave for nostalgia and lollage!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Hehehehe!
Nicely Q!


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I should've stuck with the old reliable!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
# This image should be renamed 'Balrog' when displayed in America.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# fake!
no copyright mark on the tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# nose ghost in his 4 frame glory
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Casper's looking excited!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# what a pig
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# This is what happens to your nose when you die
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Morning b3ta
if you had one free wish, what would you want the most?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# You read my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# infinite wishes
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# don't forget the crack as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# no pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# and the horses



just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# just a little head
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Photoshop? ;)
Nice work. There just has to be an "A lad in!" porno using similar requests?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# To be hung like a blackman?
KKK lols

Yes I realise the correct word is "hanged" but old joke is old joke
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# World peace.
No, wait...a jet ski made out of bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# It floats and slides better than plastic
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# That's just silly
It's bound to be greasy and you wouldn't be able to stay on it - as well as it attracting sharks. Also, it will start going off after a couple of days and start rotting. You haven't thought this through at all have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# This is treated bacon. In many ways it's more like leather.
In unrelated news, I haven't been here for a while and just read back on all that batshit mental JollyJack / Japanese stalker fan stuff.

Most entertaining. Have five pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I'm surprised there's any trace of it left, the amount of thread deleting that went on.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Christ.
Looks like I missed some fabulous B3ta, then. BOLLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
# You also missed out on bear-raping pterodactyls
Thankfully, I too missed the kiddie porn. I think she still posts every once in a while, assuming it's a "she" and working on the (unproven) assumption that it isn't LS18 back on a troll or JJ himself entertaining himself with a massive ueberflounce.

EDIT: Speak of the motherfucking devil!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# OMG COINCIDENS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I NO RITE???
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# its noon for me but hi
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# What a crap wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Hoi
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# recognise that sunset
(I helped save b3ta! elmosbeendrinking, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
# a 12 inch pianist
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# FP THIS NAO
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The going's good to firm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Extreme Self-Administered Blowjobs Part I - "While riding a dinosaur in a race at Royal Aintree."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# The going's good to firm
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
#
soft in places
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# and six furlongs in total
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
#

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# The original drawing of this needs to be sent to Viz.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
#

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# i liked it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Looks like the going isn't reaching the level of firm it needs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Wasn't that a song by Lilly Allen?

* Hides
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Looks like he's refreshing the parts other jockeys can't reach.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice job!
And I think Grimlock deserves his chance at the old challenge. It's been three or four years waiting for something relevant to come along.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Nice
I can't help but see an angry sreaming horse in the jockey's head. It's facing the opposite direction to the dino and his ear's the eye???
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# God yeah!!
Just noticed that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Bang up to date with the old pop culture
(Dr_Sexy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)
# it'll be career over when that critter dies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
#
it'll be career over when that critter dies eats him

EDIT: Potential scenarios where a stegosaurus might eat Bernie Winters:

i). Bernie Winters becomes a vegetable

ii). Stegosaurus becomes a flesh-eating zombiesaurus
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I think the latter would make a better filum


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
I feel old


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Me too
He's been dead 20 years. Didn't think it was that long.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# eh?
I'm only twelve


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Aha!
Has your boxing dinosaur gif made an appearance in this compo yet? I thought of it as soon as it was announced and would definitely click it if you were to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Bless you!
G'wan then!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Equal opportunities 'n' all that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Bootiful!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
# haha!
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
# haha
Human Turkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
# argh
You just put the thought of a Human Centipede/Turkeys mash-up into my head...

...I got as far as thinking about giblets and then I did a little sick in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
# this'll help
www.postmylol.com/image/581
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# *is hungry*
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Likes

EDIT: Licks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Turk Twizzlers!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# :( Where are their mouths? I like to hear their little screams of agony when I take that first bite.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Have you been watching "The Gingerdead Man?"
Nice work fella :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Cheers Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] If dinosaurs were still alive?
Not for long, matey!



CFB

Sorry - must be on a bit of a downer this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)
# bloody good point
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# good bloody point
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# offers a bag of ground stegasaurus spines
Chinese doc told me these will perk you right up in no time.

er, I mean bloody good point
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Reminds me of this, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# surely you mean
this?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I'm not calling you a plum BTW!
although it does have an extra comedic benefit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I've had worse...
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
#
also...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# and
www.kidsgrowth.com/images/dinosaur.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# They be some cool mutha fuckin' dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
# as opposed to
landofblogging.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/far-side.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Hehehehe another belter.
Also, I have to review a document at work. My abiding first impression is in fact, that it is too brown, and I don't like the font.

The trouble is I'm supposed to be talking about the content not the design, and yet I can't take anything in because I can't stop thinking about that damn font!

b3ta you've ruined me!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Nicely.
I seem to recall an episode of Sliders that did this.
They're fighting off an Allosaurus, when some girly in a safari outfit turns up and bollocks them for causing trouble in the nature reserve.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
# was she sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
# this is all that matters
was the chick hot?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# ooh, I say!
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&biw=1280&bih=579&q=safari+girl&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi (A touch NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Who'd have known G I Joe got up to so much rutting in the jungle!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)
# *notes for later*
Curse you, employment!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Mmm. Nice shorts.
And then there was that book and that film, what was it, Cretaceous Park?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Palaeozoic I think...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# They'd be ok if they stopped eating humans
1 human is worth 1000 T.Rex / lions / White Tigers
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I'd like to see a sequel where Bono involuntarily contributes to their recovery
by becoming part of their food chain
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Satire, on the main board?
Don't let this happen again. More cock jokes please.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# My bad. Won't happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Dropping in late with a quick Stevie J.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)
# ha! This is what I'm seeing...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)
# ...again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)
# O_o

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Needs moar electric sex pants
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
# I see wank
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# His middle name was 'blow'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Now you've ruined it by being childish..
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# You're short one hair
SundaeGirl must have it
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
#
I thought three was the minimum
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# three on each ball
we're not stingy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# "the cloth i wear is made from flags"
hope anyone here also listens to his MUSIC which is pretty good as in: have some berry fan art

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Puerile
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)
# these silicon enhanced babies 'aint nutin' but bitches and ho's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Oh look, it's a smug bastard selling overpriced shiny things to the technologically inert.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:23, archived)
# inert or inept?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)
# DON'T QUESTION DISCOMEATS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)
# INDEED, FOR I DO NOT FORGIVE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)
# first one, then the other
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Fair enough
I like the phrase "technologically inert". It seems to describe all those people who stick with the technology they had as a kid and refuse to move on no matter how demonstrably better something else. See also: old people worshipping vinyl even though its vaunted "fidelity" is worthless unless you fork out for an extraordinarily high-quality system, and even then it has a smaller decibel range than CDs... which are technology from 19 fucking 80 and use 16 measly bits and a pretty crummy sampling rate.

Pah.

Anyway, it's a nice phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Douglas Adams says
"1) everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal;

2) anything that gets invented between then and before you turn thirty is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out of it;

3) anything that gets invented after you’re thirty is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it until it’s been around for about ten years when it gradually turns out to be alright really."
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Douglas Adams was a smart cookie
I'm already feeling this effect and I'm only 32.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# he's alive?! quick! dig him up before he suffocates!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)
# He does!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)
# I'd get that left hand seen too if I was Jobs
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
# it is a claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
# haha loving the left hand!!
a tricky problem SOLVED!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:52, archived)
# aaaaargh Apple Macs!
*holds up cross and waves garlic*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)
# you're holding the cross wrong
and your garlic is incompatible
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:35, archived)
# quick turn it off!
Oh god no it's SYNCING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)
# ahahaha
proper office lol



Sent from my iPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:48, archived)
# haha
I get that all fucking day long, "Sent from my iPad", "Sent from my iPhone", "Sent from my Windows Phone".. I DO NOT CARE



Sent from my extra-smug iPad2
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)
# YOU WILL LEARN TO CARE
WE WILL MAKE YOU CARE.

Sent from my iPad.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)
# A quote from the Guardian comment section:
"He is the sole reason for my love for gadgets. He'll live in my heart forever. I dedicate a special space to him"

It's amazing what a messianic cult the guy built up by selling consumerist tat.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:03, archived)
# I like my iPod Classic and I use Macs all the time
but the veneration thrown at him is astonishing. He was a salesman, and an extremely effective one, and he had some nice ideas about design and cutting the shit to reduce something to what it's designed to do. He also had some ideas about business practice that would have seen Apple broken up and fined to oblivion if they'd had a slightly higher market share, a desire to lock people into their ecosystem to an insane degree (I don't want to use iTunes with my iPod, thank you, I'd rather use something that isn't so fucking SHIT) and the direction that OSX is moving in is looking distinctly unappetising.

People just seem to think that Apple are the nice guys and are looking out for them. No, no they're not, they're a massive international corporation who don't give a fuck about you. Yes, Stephen Fry, I'm talking to *you*.

Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
# to be fair, they're probably sucking Stephen Fry's cock morning noon and night
as he is their leading British "brand ambassador"

and he's always on TV
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I hope for his sake they pay him a fortune for it all
because the alternative is that he really believes that Apple invented everything and do it better than anyone else. I like a lot of Apple's kit but... seriously, come on Stephen. Either cash your massive pay cheque or ease up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# a dick to work with, apparently.
fucking people off since the days of the Homebrew Computer Club.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# That as well
I don't think many genuinely lovely people become CEO of major multinational companies. He did seem to have his good sides, too, and I don't think anyone could argue how successful it all was. Still, it's interesting to compare the amount of money that Bill Gates (devil incarnate, worst man in computing ever blah blah blah blah blah) and Microsoft (devil incarnate, worst company in computing ever blah blah blah blah blah) have thrown at charities compared with Jobs and Apple.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
# as evil as bill is, I'm sure he'd be more fun to talk to
:)

edit: especially as he's still breathing and wouldn't need some kind of lightning powered frankenstein app for that.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I don't think Jobs would make a good conversationalist any more
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
# it'd take more than stuffing his corpse with LIDL meat and a bit of necromancy to make that feasible, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Thinking about it
someone's probably built an App and stuffed it full of Jobs quotes. You could just put an iPhone in his jacket and talk to that. It might not seem like he's listening to you but by repute that wouldn't be a surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# haha
there's always this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)
# someone will do this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# In terms of altruism, Bill Gates has given more back.
Apple are notoriously uncharitable, despite their wealth. Jobs also.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I might even phrase it "Apple are defiantly uncharitable"
or "Apple are unapologetically uncharitable".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I'LL NEVER CARE!
Sent from my tiny screen K700i with "nub" that doesn't work and Vodafone raped operating system that removes some features because I'd probably be "confused" by them because Vodafone thinks it's customers are morons which is ultimately true because they are customers of Vodafone.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:03, archived)
# pfffft





Sent from my
Dell Dimension DE051
Intel(R)
Celeron(R) CPU 2.53 GHz
256 MB of RAM
Windows XP OS
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)
# OMG UR USING XP STILL USING XP OMG YOUR USING XP OMG XP IS OMG XP
Sent from computer with XP.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)
# YOU SO WILL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)
# *cries*
Sent from eyeTearducts.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Apple harvest your tears to wash new iPhones before packaging
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# well jokes on them!
I used fake tears made from processed chinese orphan dreams!

HAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
# So *you're* to blame for the delay getting a white iPhone 4 out
I knew there had to be some reason more than "It's hard to make a white plastic phone".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Most sorry!
iPhone case used to make iFon best quality! Play mp3 mp4 mp5 mp6 mp7 mp8!!!!

complete with 32GB memory using only 2gb memory chip! Best quality!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Wow
mp8? I thought they'd run out of steam after mp7!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)
# there's always a new mp*
with higher number than foreign mp*! therefore many times better!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# i was waiting for aaac
and then xxxc, the codec optimised for overdone grunts and moans
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I got my mam an iPad for her 60th birthday in May.
The conversation went like this..

Tim1701 - "Right Mam, I've set it all up, here's your e-mail... And I've taken off that stupid "sent from my ipad" signature because it's really twattie"

Mam - "Why? Put that back!"

Tim1701 - "Wha..? Why?"

Mam - "I want every one I e-mail to know i've got an iPad!"

Thing is, she only e-mails me, my brother and sister and my dad (the ones to my dad are generally about cups of tea and shopping)

So basicly, I turned my own mother into a tw.... I CANT SAY IT!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Haha
Let that be a lesson to you.

I must confess I've never used an iPad. I was playing around with a Samsung Galaxy Tab the other day though. It was actually quite nice, just like an oversized phone.... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Thats all the ipad is, an oversized iphone
But my mam is a bit technophobic, anything windows or linux based would fox her, this is a really good interface for anyone unfamiliar with GUIs and the way they work, you tap, your there! it makes sense, its a baby interface.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# OMG U LIKE TOTALLY DISSED ON ANDROID THERE
NO WAYZ

i quite liked what i saw of the samsung tablet and i know the ipad's going to be a bit more... refined. i'd be tempted myself if i had pots of money free. but i'll say it very quietly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Steve Jobs wearing something other than a black sweater?
Fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# NIngles B3ta!
On my b3taday, 'Kitty Fantastico' asked for Michael J. Nelson (although I have no idea who he is), Michelle Trachtenberg and Bergerac for today.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:40, archived)
#
'XLVII' then asked for Dawn French and Emily Deschanel.
Finally 'Drunken Miss pHotoshop Bitch' added Emily Davison

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:40, archived)
# OOOOO
Ning!

Robin Askwith tomorrow please!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:43, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Don't forget it's MAggie Thatchers' birthday on the 13th
We can't let that sex pot go past!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K)
that's where Mike is from
watch this: video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-965940053790092213#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:52, archived)
# How weird is that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)
# basically they take the piss out of bad movies by riffing over them
that's one of the best IMHO, I've watched just about all of them and the stuff they say is often hilarious

after MST3K ended, Mike & one of the other guys started up Rifftrax, selling mp3s of their riffs over famous films they would never have been able to afford the rights to showing on tv - you play the mp3 whilst playing the film, but if you know where to search you can download the films with the riffing already overlaid onto the audio

I might just have to check out their riffing over Tron & The Wrath of Khan...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:06, archived)
# I absolutely LOVE MST3K and Rifftrax.
There's another one as well, I think it's called Cinematic Titanic, which is the remainder of MST3K who didn't end up making Rifftrax.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
#
absolutely
fucking

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
# to bel air!

FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Yay! :D
EDIT: For anyone looking for a Rifftrax taster, here's some clips from their work on Alien.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd0iDvLiawg&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# *runs in late for the party
WOO! MST3K!!!!

Go Mike, Go Bots!!!
I've got all the bits to build a Tom Servo... But i lack the skills and the beer lovers money barrel that constitutes his chest cost me about £30!! (the hands where a pretty penny too)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I did think about doing this one for Michelle Trachtenberg...
As she appears to support he campaign to forgive Michael Ellis?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# A rather elaborate way to do your lipstick
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Ah, Emily Davison
best of all the homegrown terrorists
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Oof, Michelle Trachtenberg and Emily Deschanel
I'm quite a fan of both :D
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Brigitte Lahaie tomorrow please *slobber*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# It's too early
for this sort of shit

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:36, archived)
# OOOOO
Ning!

* Back at you..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Ning all, time go make like a dwarf
and it's off to work I go



(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 6:04, archived)
# hypnotising!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# I need a wee now...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# what?


de ris
news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/274140-braehead-apologises-to-father-at-centre-of-ice-cream-storm/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 3:09, archived)
# What a stupid policy
If terrorists were going to photograph this shopping centre they would find a way regardless of the ban.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 6:27, archived)
# riiight!
you'd think if you were a terrorist you'd be a little more surreptitious when planning a job
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:03, archived)
# damn straight
it's very easy to get hold of miniature video/still cameras with half-decent quality that can be easily concealed

wristwatches, cigarette lighers, car keyfobs, ties, baseball caps, sunglasses - and that's just some of the off-the-shelf miniature video cameras that can be bought extremely cheaply from China

I got some sunglasses, wristwatch, cigarette lighter & car keyfob cameras, quite fun little toys really
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:11, archived)
# 640x480 camera, several hours recording on a single charge, 2gb sd card, a bit of sticky tape
all for less than 10 quid
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:59, archived)
# I read it differently to you guys...
I took it that they thought the bloke was noncing-it-up by taking photos of his own daughter, and the police decided to abuse the terrorism act to try and take his phone off him.

Sometimes this country just makes me want to weep with impotent fury.....we're all guilty till proven innocent these days.

(SalmonFilter, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:55, archived)
# welcome to the police state
leave your independant thoughts at the door as you enter
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)
# It's the "we're going to delete these photos" line that really pisses me off
if the photos are illegal, they're evidence of a crime and the police have no right to delete evidence
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# and anyone with half a brain knows that there's free software out there that can recover deleted photos from memory cards
stupid police
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:51, archived)
# similar thing happened in sunderland with a moron security guard
"delete the photographs because they are illegal"

hahahahah dopey twat.

irrespective of legality "OH LOOK YOU HAVE EVIDENCE OF WHAT I THINK IS A CRIME YOU MUST DESTROY IT" retard.

People are far too fucking "THAT'S ILLEGAL" without having a fucking clue what law even covers their circumstances.


MLMLGMLGM I GOT A UNIFORM SO YOU HAVE TO OBEY LMLMGGGLMLGM

I hope there's an opportunity for the dude to sue someone and fuck their day up too.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)
# HE WAS WEARING A HAT DUDE!
HE PROBABLY ALSO HAD A HI-VIZ JACKET IN HIS OFFICE - DON'T MAKE HIM GO BACK THERE AND PUT IT ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)
# OH SHIT!
SECURITY! GET ME SECURITY! AND HAVE THEM BRING IN THE FORMS I NEED TO FILL IN TO HAVE THIS PERSON THROWN OUT!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:18, archived)
# indeed
stupid from beginning to end

I recently had a security guard accost me in a local centre for wheeling by bike through it. He asked me if I realised that bikes weren't allowed, I said I wasn't riding it, he said it doesn't matter. I said there are shops in here that sell bikes, he said that was different. I said my wheeled bike is no different to a shopping trolley, he said it didn't matter. I said my bike isn't safe enough locked up outside as I had a package strapped to it. He said it was their policy. I said their policy was stupid. He didn't respond. I said I'd leave when was ready. He called my a cunt. I kicked him in the balls, he yelled for his mother. I comforted him and he stopped crying. We started kissing. We kissed some more. We agreed to meet up later behind the Biffa bins. His name is Keith. We are now happily married with 3 children.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Yeah, I had a similar thing when I was videoing a security guard's wife in their home... cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)

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