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# Today's nightmare consists of...


To be honest, I've no fucking idea. Inspired by suggestions to include sharks in the next foxy character picture thingy. Fuck knows what I'm going to do next.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Magnificent!
Suggestions for next drawing. Top hats. Cricket bat. A song and dance number
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# *furiously scribbles notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I like it
Gives me an idea too, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Mwiaaaooargh!
I'm sure Wasp Box can come up with a few ideas...
edit: how about a cessna humping a lorry in a quarry?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# No time, and the current bovine obsession has blocked my glands
However, here's one from the old days either of you could claim
www.b3ta.com/board/5876108
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# NGGGHHHHH and I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# That'll do, Waspy
that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Must...have...wank.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# foxes foxes foxes and finally fucking foxes
that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Fucking foxes?
I'm not sure b3ta would appreciate furry hentai :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# sharks are always good
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Bat shark repellant spray.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# If that doesn't end up in Dark Knight Rises...
Then good, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Cor!
That's great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# you had a nightmare about drowning a snorlax?
also, you could draw a land-squid, taking a walk in the park, only to be set upon by animal zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Fucking A :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# these are the nightmares i wish i had :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# A helicopter rescue...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Possible meme tie-in?
You may be on to something there, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# your newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue502/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Cor,
thanks Mr Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Hooray!
Thanks Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# words and links to make you think
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# turds in sinks just make a stink
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# some lovely poetry there
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# bum bubbley boetry bear
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Mine?
For me? Just for me? I didn't know you cared so much!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Cheers rob
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I done a blush
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# no pic ?
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Meet Melanie....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Hello Melanie

How do you smell?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# She's more of a taster than a smeller.
Got anything you want tasting...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I have some radishes...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# /fears
Wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Hello Melanie, nice to meet you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Good god. 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# hello, Melanie
would you like to sniff this hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Ning Melanies. Can you be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# ^ Mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# milkpiss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Creamy cuntstard

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Special milk!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Arf! Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Sweet chicken fillets!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# You are ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Yo, back up now and give a brother room!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Well, she's certainly no looker!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Jodie Marsh?
Freaky Work Moley
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# get out the hammers
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# *reads Fanny by Gaslight*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# That's great.
Also ranked by sauciness.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Wouldn't, would, WOULD!
*crawls back in box*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# what about that one on Baking Made Easy?
I'd ice her buns or something
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# *whips custard*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Lorraine Pascale
i'd stir her pudding bowl, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Yes, I'd stick my sponge fingers in her jam
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# we're talking about cooking right?
i wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Lorraine Pascale?
Oh yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I'd shake my hundreds and thousands over her freshly baked muffins,
if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# you like baking then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# no, maybe, yes and then some.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# But Delia would make you some fantastic eggs in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Yes, but Nigella would deep fry them in cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# while soaking her clam.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# splendidly done
craddock had such an odd shaped face
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# The similarities to a certain Mr Ronald Mcdonald were noted during the drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# ugmo, mental, trollop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Solicitors.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# hahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Fanny Craddock... thats a terrible condition. Birds get it from standing too close to the sink.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# ah, hooligan's island.
best bottom stageshow ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# *cough* Bottom Live 2 *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# it's hooligan's island, i tell you!
i know because i've seen it about a dozen times and i don't even own live 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# She's right, you know
Just not long ago been re-watching them.

Shouldn't have bothered with the last two, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# yeah, weapons-grade y-fronts tour wasn't as good as it could have been
still saw it live, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Very much this!
Saaaaaaaaaand
Beach chaaaaaairs
BAM...BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# stop talking to the fucking fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# how about a bloody Mavis?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# This picture wins :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# She can boil my sauce any day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Same age as Gillian Mckeith...
www.virginmedia.com/celebrity/pictures/same-age-celebrities.php?page=6

Just shows you what eating fatty foods can do for you as oppossed to eating green stuff and looking at your poo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Bloody hell! I did not know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Gillian McKeith
aka the orc-faced shit-rifler
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# >.<
mucho lollage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# *pre orders
*pre fwaps
*regrets and cancels order.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# "Mononymous?"
I'm sure I've heard all of these women being referred to in the usual "first name - surname" fashion
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Yes and this is where you are correct. But....
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# *runs back*
*picks up keys*

*runs away again*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I saw that
:p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I had to look up the word
I wasn't sure it was made up.
You are talented. Keep up the good work.
(justin(e), Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Beautiful.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Insta-FP
Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Wowzer!
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
#
Amazing!

BUT, I would argue that none of these ladies are chefs, merely cooks.

Have you seen the way Nigella butchers an onion?
(BinDipper, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Forgotten female TV cooks
Ranked by infectious laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha excellente!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Where does the LOVELY Sophie Dahl fit into this?
oh man...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# In
your fwap dreams.....and mine........
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# That is great!
and as I always say....
"May all your donuts turn out like Fannys"
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Friday.............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# *buys twelvety*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# sold to Mr E.M. Vee
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# *reads all abaaht it*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Ha ha, love the bit at the bottom of the stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Really nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Pfft!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# A newspaper I'd actually read!
Make it so!

*writes to MP*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# MORNY STANNIT
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
# I'm not captioning this in case his fans come and get me.


Click for bigger (152 kb)
de-ris
previously
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# oh. er.
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# we blame you
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Well I thought the picture was rather lovely and elusive
But the de-ris is psychologically scarring!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# That's how my grandpa went, you insensitive bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
# At least he died happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# That's my wanking material sorted for tonight
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# I don't know what this is about, but it is very nice
I'm in two minds whether to click the de-RIS, in case it spoils it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# how can tales of grief-related bestiality possibly ruin anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Ok, but I'm about to fuck off back to work in a minute, so it'll have to be later
Back in 7 hours...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Oh, I think it will only bring further joy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# How rare
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# a work of genius, once you deris
and maybe a little scary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Yeah, I have to hide this stuff in case anyone comes round to my house.
Don't want them getting the wrong idea or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# *applauds* Well done, sir. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Yep, everything's in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# b3ta newsletter subjectline compo
type a funny
and win no money
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Mortal Wombat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Needs more Mortal Wombat
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# [b3ta]
more less
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# You've got him
/see /Talk
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# EU leaders agree European bail out
for this b3ta mail out
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# CHINA IN YOUR HANDS RENAMED EUROPE IN CHINA'S HANDS. CAROL DECKER MOANS THAT "IT DOESN'T SCAN".
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Carol Decker can moan in my hands any time
or somesuch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Girls can ascend to the throne
and shit like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# B3ta: +1'd by God
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# WIN YOUR CHOICE OF A THERMAL IMAGING CAMERA OR A CHOCOLATE TEAPOT
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# CAMPING OUTSIDE ST PAULS: GRAHAM NORTON ARRESTED
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
#
Saddam's bum fails to sell news
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# bramble: "sex charges are a thorny issue"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Thermal imaging cameras show no canon in St. Paul's Cathedral
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Lens of Truth B3ta V 4chan comparison pics inside
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# i'm shit at witty one liners, so.......
let off some steam, bennett
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# A greek, a german and a portuguese go into a bar
the german pays

/satire
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
# someone said "If you shave it off, it grows back thicker". I cant wait to see my new cock
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
# b3ta newsletter subjectline compo
The only post on the main board without a pic that won't get you raped by nazis'
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
# nah the nazis don't rape the newsletter thread itself, either
or the polls for qotw and the image challenge

i don't think that's down to any fundamental flexibility in the nazis, mind you, i think it's because rob once replied to one of the hundreds* of people shouting "PIC OR GTFO" at him with something like "you've no idea how funny this joke still is". evidently they understand sarcasm and since it was rob saying it (and they all worship him, of course, as we all do) they quit.


* not hundreds
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# DO NOT QUESTION ZE FUHRER!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Not been watching the news this week? All you need to know is right here.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
# WOMEN ON THRONE COMPLAIN ABOUT MAN LEAVING SEAT UP
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# #OCCUPY B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Dale Farm evictees heading for St Pauls
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# TWITTERING MONG AND SPAZ UNTIL ITS FUNNY AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Next week, watch out for the fucking cunt flood of Xmas shite in the shops.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# BUTTPLUGS: SOMETHING FOR THE WEAK END
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# If you're a regular Gary, then yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# not me personally, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Tesco Value Newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# IT'S WAR!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# SORTING THE BAGPUSS OF WIN FROM THE TIGER OF MEH
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# BRAMBLE FACES SEXUAL ASSAULT CHARGE
Judge brands him a "dirty old man"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Diwali the festival of spicy snacks in office. Workers from Bradford, your effnic food is yum.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# TAKE IT TO QOTW, FUCKO
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# "Racist LOLS."
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# One week only - don your nan's favourite cardi and insult some coloureds
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# "Well I've got nothing against 'em BUT..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# SETTING FIRE TO TENTS TO CONFUSE NEWSPAPERS AND PROTESTERS
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# WHOOOOAAAAAH CAMOUFLAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Legless is new Libyan leader
bombs QOTW.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Why? Doesn't mention grandparents does it.
QOTW would be the wrong place for it you Berk.

And if you are upset by a person saying food is good then you're a tit.

Noodles,Mmmm ... Sushii fucking lovely ... Kimchi makes Korea great.
Hold on I got hours of Thai food praise.
I let you know when I get out of the Asian food section. This could take a while. I love THEIR food. THOSE Asian people know how to cook. I'd love to marry one of THOSE Japanese.
Mind you THOSE Caribbean People - Fucking hell, I'm glad ONE of THOSE people do not live next door to me. I'd be round there every-other weekend for dinner. More Curry Goat Waxdart? Yes please kind neighbour Caribbean Dave, as I've never called him.

Offended? By that? Really? Good! You small world balloon headed shit bag. :) friday fun.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Shove it up yer cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# If you think Oil is expensive.....wait till you see what Greece costs
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
# woman to be king
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Comedy account only funny the first time and is now increasingly tedious shocker
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Mortal Wombat
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Why is it always pissing my mind in your posts?
www.b3ta.com/board/10586091
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1118358
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Ramming into your inbox, this newsletter is gonna blow your mind
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# OU EST LE TABAK? LE TABAK EST DANS LE COMMISSARIAT DE POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# politcal correctness gorn mad: all lesbian shortlist drawn up for new monarch
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# EU owes everyone in China €1000
(Maels, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# CANON IN JIM-JAMS AFTER FLIM-FLAM OVER WIG-WAMS
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# 78,670,238,886th PERSON ALIVE AFFAIR WITH 79,229,829,600th. 78,991,131,012th PERSON ALIVE OUTRAGED.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# ALL YOUR MONEY ARE BELONG TO US
Haven't worked out if it applies to the fat-cats or the Chinese.
Possibly the Chinese fat-cats. Fat Chinese cats would just be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# deep fried sausages are tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# we're all in this together, apart from company directors who are spunking their 50% payrise up the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Tina Man/Woman use wand to teach B3ta members Jonathan King and another certain Japanese B3ta member
that consensual adult sex is much better than non-consensual non-adult sex


(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# 0_o

Edit: Come on, I'm not sure if you are who I think you are, but I think you're better than this. Once was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# from the drawing style i had it as you
or clay.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Well, it's not me.
Mind you, the only way to be sure is to get a blood sample from each of us, like in The Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I would have said the same, only it has neither of those gentlemen's wit
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# I know who it is.
The drawing techniques are giving him away.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# we put wanky to vote
wanky poll


me do honourable thing if b3ta no longer get joke with serious subtext
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# I get the joke
I just think one post was enough to make your point.

Don't go all Little Britain on us. There, I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Anticipates Wanky Flounce...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
#
cut pinky flounce!

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Ya Fecker
I clicked the link.

(The "we like you wanky" link cos I want you to stay)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# You're worse than the real thing
despite what U2 had to say on the matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# dick
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# not dick!
wand!
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Boring
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Bored? Never mind . .
Back to school next week!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# why is this b3tan getting so much grief?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# me no like posters who justify paintings of child rape
as 'japanese culture' michael, that why me give them grief. (wanky saw the pics)

edit:(unless you mean Wanky not Moggy?)
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# erm... yeah
(likeajackhammer, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Oh fuck
Is John Goodman trying to spluff an anime while Guy Fawkes smirks his ass off?

You're not Moggy! It's bed time in nippon.

This is crazier than Batman odyssey. I haven't had such a good laugh in ages
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Why would I want to look at smurf porn?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# because you're a sexual deviant, silly!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# like anyone would even have to ask!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# This is exactly what b3ta needs
more, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Crikey!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Clay?
Whoever, this ain't helping.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# What happened next...



Update to yesterday's picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# And I bet they'll use that as an excuse for delayed trains on Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Wrong sort of meteors on the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# And a good time was had by all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I only have CS3
I'd need CS5 for the Ba-doing filter.


This reply brought to you courtesy of me clicking on the wrong thing instead of replying to artifus below.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# does it bounce?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10586067
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# i see
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# bye bye Belgium
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Stop swearing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I can't Finlanding help it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# That's Norway to talk about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I'll apologise
if the Tintin film turns out to be any good.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# The cynic in me wants to say
you're probably OK on that front...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Yes
I have a feeling it will look lovely but not be very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)
# yeah fuck it up
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# AARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*jumps through newly repaired window*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# The world doing a curry fart
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Best. Curry. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Stunning.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# how is planet form?


Always escape in a space ship before planetary catastrophe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Marvless


Click for bigger (35 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# :D
and have another one from your subject pun :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
#
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
# And another for the author/artist
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# "NO IT ISN'T MR. SPOON!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Yeah Spoon, button it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
# :)
have a click.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# that's no clasp!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# :D Love it! (be back soon)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Button pics are always worth their own thread
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Deep in the underbelly of B3ta city...


And yes I know it's perfectly sized for the front page :)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# oh god what's happening
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Things you can never understand.....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Maybe
I should have made him more magical?
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Lipstick!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Classic cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# superb
but surely those cells are in an illogical order?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Change is the essential process of all existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# ROCK ON SPOCK!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# haha
groovy!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I saw that and knew he was listing to -
Intergalactic by teh beastie boys.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
# His enemies can't afford to buy music in today's financial climate
They're feeling the pinch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
#
If you want to battle you're in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
# iLogical
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# haha!!


funky :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I hate when he shows his human side.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
Apart from the gangrenous pointy ear
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] b3ta Maps

Larger version here
(thebao, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I'd want to live at the end of Northpube Lane


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Change the streetview guy to the quo and you're sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Hadn't thought of that...
not sure it would work at such a small size though....
(thebao, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Henry??
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# ^this
already got quo road.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Fucking marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Where is clung avenue?
And Squirrels with tits lane?
And the Spluff fast food drive-in?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# mornington crescent
Yes!
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Smug Bastard Crescent, surely.
(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# very good!
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# perfectly executed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Cracking work!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# No road leads to B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# ooh this is a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Very nice.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Ace!
FP surely?
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# It's a bit wide, but I suppose it depends on the magic donkey.
Or does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# So where is this in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] *All flights to B3ta city cancelled*


Click for fkin HUGE (301 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Hi, I'm Rob Manuel and I'm an aviation cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Ginger Air
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Gingair
?
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Virgingeair?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# needs more CDC


WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Where all the toilets pee on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] all cities need a museum or art gallery


rp 3737737

also, I admire greatly the
giraffe below
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Do they display all the old art in new threads?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# well
if there's a 20 minute gap they do. And I hadn't seen a sufficiently related thread anytime recently for me to tack it onto.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# *checks the rules*
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.
ooh well I never knew that!
.
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.
.
I hate that one
.
.
.
.
That one doesn't apply to me!
.
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.
.
Oh here it is. Reposts may be made in the event of a 20 minute gap


He's right.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Sounds conclusive
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# hey haberman!
make us a new pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# ok
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# wow
that was first posted on my 34th birthday.

thanks for the link to the Giraffe Post
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# That giraffe actually looks like John Hurt on the last frame lol
hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Well, isn't there supposed to be something about the alien taking on some of his DNA?
Which is why a four-legged one comes out of a dog in (the steaming pile of turds that is) Alien 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# In space
no-one can hear your giraffe impressions

very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Ha ha!
Grim, but also cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Moley
what type of filter to you use for the matte finish?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Noise > Add Noise > 10%.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# 10% noise eh? The right amount of noise!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Shhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
#
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Hooray!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# CHEDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Nice try.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Mr Tickle
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# near the top
I just found this I think Kawasaki should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Wahey!
That's my mate's blog, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Top hole
That's a bloody good blog, that is. I read it regularly; great photography, even when it's not pink phalluses.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Best one yet

You're on a roll...fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Hush now, pies made me the man I am today.
Anyway, I'm about 2 or 3 Mr Men away from getting sick of doing Mr Men, so if anyone has any requests, now is the time to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I always liked Mr. Muddle
have you done him yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# mr messy
mr topsy turvy
mr mean

and a great big WOO! to this one as it is ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# hmmm
anal tentacle rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
# <cue HILARIOUS, not tiresome at all 'wanky' account>
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Mr Messy was my fave
You may have done him already, I'm rubbish with keeping up with the internet
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# For some reason Mr WRONG and Mr SLOW always stick in my mind
(from the original set of books) www.isixsigma.com/public/images_upload/mrmen.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Mr Funny or Mr Tall
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I admit., I first read that as Mr. Furry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Yiff yiff Grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Mr Tall
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Little Miss Naughty?
(no reason)
(Good Penny, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Mr Impossible
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Mr. Busagain
He's always late for work!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I like this muchly
and would be honoured to have some form of print of it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# CTRL-P
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Well,
there's a bigger version on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# heh heh!


edit/ that's a very fine arse you've drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Oh Tickle you're such a card!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# He'd be straight to prison if he wasn't so cute and orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# look at the glee on his face :)
awesome :)

FURTHER: nice toblerone gap!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Outstanding as evar matey :)

SHAROOOOOOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I like this
The expression is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Ace as always :D

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Very good.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# that's da best
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# this is clever :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Hmmm.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I love these.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# nice toblerone tunnel!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# So that's what it's called.
I had wondered.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Unpack them first!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# ridgy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha, cheeky scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I love these, you could probably make money on them.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# tick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# he`ll pick her up like a bowling ball
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# So it was him!
These are all good - the dirty old man face is a great touch
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Amazing as always!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Good news

Click for 400+ more thingies.

I've also just made my annual spooky-as-hell Halloween animation:
The Itch

Clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Awwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I like this
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)
# This could spell trouble if it's a mouse tunnel!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Cool

I just listened to The Itch and I liked it. And I have an itch now.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Ta :)
I couldn't stop scratching all week while I've been making it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# hurrah, plus have just been nosing through these and found

quite obviously linked
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Yes, you do tend to find LOLcats on the main website for finding LOLcats.
It's quite a common occurence, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# could well be my laptop/internet
but I'm having issues loading your site/RSS feed, figured it'd be worth letting you know just in case it's more serious than my laptop being too brown
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# possibly best to start at the bottom and work up *titter*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Lully :)
I've been holding back buying Batman:AC until I can afford to have no life for a week or two... But it's so tempting!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# it's fucking marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I've vowed not to play AC until I've completed AA*....
Better get on with it then I suppose...

* The game, not the therapy...
(SalmonFilter, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)
# ^^^ this in spades
theres so much to do, and if you want to you can just spy on gangs before dealing some justice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
# You lot aren't helping much
you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
# This is B3ta....
We're not here to "help".
(SalmonFilter, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)
# This isn't the Samaritans?
That would explain a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# ^ This
in spades. It's fan-fucking-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Same.
Dark Souls has already stolen a chunk of my life. And my wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Fear poo! Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Made my Friday that has....
Excellent!
(SalmonFilter, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)
# haha *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Haha, fantastic
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Exceellent
I think my favourite ever of yours was Batman hitting the joker so hard a bit of poo came out.

I laughed so hard a bit of poo came out
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)
# penguin that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)
# sorry yes Penguin
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)
# He could punch this penguin for me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# This is true
this is all true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)
# I'M PIDERMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Baama......Baaama
Baaama, Baaama, Baaama, Baaama, Baaama, Baaama.......
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Jill, is the answer to my original question, “Do you like me sex-wise?”, is the answer to that yes, or no? Quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# No, I'm Batman. And so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# FUCKING EPIC :)
as is SBF's pikchah up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# WOO and YAY in equaly measure
splendid analysis.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# hunf
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I see you're too chicken to face me!
Takedown!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# The fact that you've specifically noted that the victim's penis us flacid
implies that the unlabelled Batman penis is turgid in contrast.
PS: I think this is one of your best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha wonderful
I love the attention to detail, meaning, the little bulge in Batman's pance.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)

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