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[challenge entry] The first thing I thought when I saw this week's compo was, I can't use this as an excuse to draw some thing sexy.
Then I realised I just wasn't trying hard enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# would :D
(herman:D, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Did she wank someone off into the spoon and is now consuming it?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# She is meant to be eating ice cream seductively
but if you would prefer to imagine it is something else then that is none of my business
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# looks like Hazel O'Connor
licking a spoon
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# *googles Hazel O'Connor*
I can see the similarity and the first song that comes up on a google search is pretty good too
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:17, archived)
# This? One I made earlier...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9fPikl7nBw
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah. That was the one
Nice video too. The world needs more saxophone playing sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# The very end is the best bit.
Sheep can also play the violin and piano, but that is just my little world.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:46, archived)
# You have a nicer world to live in than I do then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# I like it
but it has scary corners. I recently let The Twisted Omentum into it and we came up with this video in case you missed it. He is a talented git; I just filled in the gaps.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH9h9iQRK_c
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# oh wow
That is epic
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Thank you
We were hoping for a newsletter entry but were outgunned by kittens. Next time!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Superb.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Pinky Mouse in Cat Hells
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:46, archived)
# ride like the wind!
*cleek*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Nice anim

*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Nice action!
Have a woo
*gives*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# that's really well done :D
AND all sorts of creepy.... double win!

WOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Keep goin' son.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Is that a Grifter!
I always wanted one of those, but my parents brought me a Racer - Cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I had a (secondhand) grifter.
Bloody hell was it heavy (when I was 8).
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)
# i rode over a land mine on a Grifter XL
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:19, archived)
# that is indeed a pinky mouse
in cat hell

Noice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# That is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Woo VNice:D
(herman:D, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Superb animation :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
# wunderbar
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# HAHAHA.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:15, archived)
# ah, fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
# wowzers
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Seams fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)
# who is bottom left?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Kevin Shields of MBV
*starts humming 'Soon'*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:16, archived)
# why not start humming now?
*gazes at shoes some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
Win!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Julian Lennon with a smirk?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Hooray!

The Welsey Snipes archives is one of my favourite b3ta phenomena.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# it has ceased to be
www.morttheostrich.co.uk/wesley.htm

edit/ but it lives on in song form
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Wesley_Snipes_Song
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
# :( 4eva in r hartz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I liked this
Took me a few moments. Tom Waits is a good one.
(Virulent, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Gotcha!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Funny, it looks just like her
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# You never see them both in the same room at the same time *conspiracies*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# That's cos she's spent all her* money.
*our
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# She's only ever got £5 notes and loose change
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Bah! And I was planning on mugging her when she visits New Brighton this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# what happened to the old one?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I heard it was overthrown by mods and rockers.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# And a small-time hoodlum called Pinkie
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# and The Brain
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# She's pretending she doesn't love it
but she does, she does fucking love it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# AHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# So pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Love this
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I'm lunching, goddammit :^P
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
Hahahah LOL
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
# lovethisone
(herman:D, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Use the force, Duke.
Sorry, couldn't think of a suitable word that rhymed with force
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Abuse the horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I tried making a response by doctoring a £5 note...
It let me go through all the pushing, cloning and shrinking to gnop the bitch, I went to save it and it shouted at me for trying to make counterfeit notes and turned it all black! *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)
# wow really?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Yeppers, Let me import the thing from my clipboard.
about 10/15 mins of work, not too fussed, I just tried cheating and throwing it into PSP 9 and that said the same then crashed!

Even getting this screen grab was a pain!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# *whispers* photoshop... version 7
*walks casually away*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Try drawing some scribbles over it
There's hidden patterns/dots in the plain looking patterns.

Photocopiers and stuff are meant to detect the pattern/dot configuration and stop you copying/scanning it.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
# You better run, there will be men coming for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Yeah it does that to euro notes too.
Freaky example of a software corporation trying to scan and control what you're doing. Makes you wonder what else they're scanning your work for eh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I wonder what will happen if I hand in a photo of me and said constellation for my next passport.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
# That's an interesting read.
Thanks, I like nerdy things like that, now i'm nosing at the original scan to see if I can find it though.....
There are loads of rings around the watermark, question is does it have to be in that set pattern or just a specific size? hymm.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Yup,
It's in the watermark, by swirling it around it then let me do things I couldnt do before like re-size and save.... Very interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# You can fake a Scottish 100 no prob
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Yeah but good luck finding somewhere to accept them south of the wall...
I love hearing Scots shouting about legal tender!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I got rid of a Scottish 20 in a chip shop in Redhill, Surrey once.
Never had one refused, personally. Mind you I wouldn't expect most places to take a £100 note even if it were an English one. A fifty is pushing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
# this
I've never had a Scottish note refused either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# The highest English note is a £50 note...
And they are bastards to spend anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# trying to spend a NI tenner in a shop was funny
"WHATS THAT? I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE"

"IT'S 10 QUID"

meh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# I made the mistake of taking Scottish money to Romania.
As you tend to get a better exchange rate there. But no banks would accept it, until I saw a Bank of Scotland and thought I was finally sorted. But no, they wouldn't take it either!

Had to go back to the airport to get it changed.
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:17, archived)
# YEY!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# What part of this?
The wobbly cock bit or the Wobblys a cock bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# wobbly cock bit
(herman:D, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:17, archived)
# arf
and arf again :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] there is no spang
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Silly baldy
That's not how you crack an egg
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
# NYOM FUCKING NYOM
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Mmm
Looks like the nougat in a Mars bar
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# mars are ok, but too messy while having with tea or coffee
i'm more partial to a snickers myself
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Has to be a KitKat with a cuppa
although I'd nyom the hell out of any of them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# ^ this
in fact I have to go and buy a Kit Kat right now.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# no
they're too light, far too light dammit.

anyway, i need to stop thinking of this shit because i've given up chocolate as of late.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Knickers did you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# he is beautiful
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# You're in there
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Stafford's Gusset Cleaning Services
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Ew
Klarnk-on-Klarnk action?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# 2 klarnks
no cup
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# CUM SWAPPING SLUTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# i misunderstand you
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Em...
Nyom indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# BUKKAKE FALLS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Yay to this.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Man, I hate these matrix signs on the motorway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# RIS?
All i see is blonde, brunette & redhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# for the next 5 miles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Fresh Food!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I was going to crop that out, but then I thought, nah
that's just extra mouse clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# the Malletsbrough Inn?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# New prick fro not within
Beware fucking animal
fucking animal
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# CSI ENHANCE!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Fucking Machines
Fucking Machines
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# ENHANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Elegantly done
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# now THAT's a compliment I never normally get!
you oldies could learn a thing or two from Silent here!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Quite right!
I'm no oldie, I'm full of the youthful vigour that being between 18 and 30* provides!


*is 30 :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# *points and laughs at old people*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Fresh Food? I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# you should
its much better than all that tinned stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Ooh Bravo Griffy!
Me *clicky* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# aw shucks - cheers Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# There is no sign.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# This sign is not in use
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# The sign that is not there is clearly working.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# You are The One, Griffy
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# do I get paid extra for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# No, but you may get the odd-looking woman in PVC as compensation
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)
# that could work
she's wipe clean too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# arrgh, teh punz
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# FAKE!
That board is perfectly legible compared to those on the M1 of a morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# tetris would be fun!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I maintain that playing Tetris should be on the national curriculum
especially if Tesco are going to continue to to be tight cunts and only give you 3 bags to pack £60 worth of shopping into
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# WHERE ARE YOUR BAGS FOR LIFE JOLIET?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# IN A PILE THE SIZE OF SNOWDON IN MY FLAT!
Even if they make it from the flat to the car, they may not make it from the car to the shop. :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# haha!
this is the lifecycle of the bag for life!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# After picking up my handbag, lunch, coat any other crap I need I only have one spare hand to take down rubbish, recycling or bags for life
BFL never win
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Haha! Things were much different back in the old days

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# those crazy Dutch
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# *is distracted by a woman in a red dress*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (220 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Bejeeesus!
This is INTENSE
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# She doesn't try to hide her love for spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOOOOONGUAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRD!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Spoon herpes!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# That image is very catnipppp-esque
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# what would she do without SPOONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# All those spoons have given her jaundice
JAUNDICESPOON
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Rather than loving spoons,
she appears to be rather traumatised by them. This fella, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# oh god!
the paper towel roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# *jaw drops*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Shrink the spoon...shrink the man.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# How..?!
Just... how?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# surely there must have been days when he said "humm... i'm getting a bit chubby, perhaps i'll have that salad after all".

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# The source is Paul Mason
I saw the documentary on him. He had his reasons for being that fat. It was basically all psychological.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
#
psychological pies
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# haha. yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
#
I should know this by now, seeing as I've been on this board for about four years, but I don't so I ask.......Whose face is that?
(Official Sarc, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# His name is...
...FLANBASE
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# this is garry bushel and you can keep your five pounds
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# epiphany:
a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Typos, eh?

Hungry now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# That Battenburg is all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# It's completely the wrong angle
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Everyone know that Battenburg is full of squares, hence the name "Window Cake"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# or, to give it it's full name; 'throw it out of the' window cake
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# .
And you wonder why small urchins queue up under your windows eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# they come to congratulate me on eradicating the battenberg menace from my abode
I give them each half a shiny sixpence for their good tidings, and bid them good day!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# *scrooges from an dusty Garret window across the street*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# no need for the Question mark there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Fixed
This ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# ...
Once again I find myself upset by your frankly deranged views. I'm sure you are a nice person in other ways.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# deranged to some, a champion to others...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# That's not battenburg... it's angel cake
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Yep :) The difference is
angel cake is yummy whereas battenburg is covered in marzipan and is therefore grim.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# ^ a correct distribution of coloured sponge right there
notice the distinct lack of marzipan
the perfection of coloured cake
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I quite like the ordered anarchy of marble cake, though.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Foodist and racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Bobbysburg......
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# pie-thagorus theory? ;)
The Battenberg Equation?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I like your new angle on this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I think...
...it's angle cake.

Apologies if pointing out the blindingly obvious, but it's clearly not Battenburg.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Correct!
I've only just noticed 'oppsite'... somehow appropriate to have a spelling mistake when the pun's based around typos...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Don't be obtuse.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Ah, you're looking so acute today
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Did anyone ever tell you you've got acute angina?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# You can't fool me
Only women have anginas!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# No, they wrote it on a sine instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Shoot that door...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
# ....*has a Monday chortle* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Do you feel mucky, punk?
Whato Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahahah
What Ho! Whato! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# :)
I remember when I was a young executive for this company. I used to call the Old Man funny names.
"Iron Butt." "Boner." Once I even called him..."asshole".
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake
now it's time to erase that mistake
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)
# What a gay day!
Hallo Ninj!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Hallooo Moleypoos!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha!
look at the muck in 'ere!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# :)
Hai Griffy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# good afternoon Señor Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Go ahead...
...Shut that door
(Lurchio, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# I've seen that smile somewhere else...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I wonder why this reminds me of that old Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# TEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Thems are teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# me too -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely too =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
# *does the 'I knew it was you dance'*
:) Ace, as ever, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Hehehehe...
Bless you JP! \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Cor!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Fanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# this is brilliant! i knew it was you even before i saw your username
top hole sir!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Ooh bless you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha, fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Cheers M'Lud!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# haha!
tops
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Ta Benito!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Thanks Waspie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha - marvellous
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# dirty boy
this is a bit blurred im afraid
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Your move.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# so when a gorgeous girl with a beretta 9mm meets a guy with a .44 magnum....
...then you have to wonder what dating has become dont you?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Faster
and less ambiguous.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# It would
have saved a lot of time and money in my marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# this is a good point
perhaps i should shoot some passers-by in anticipation that i might marry them and avoid the hassle, pain, humiliation, cost, agony, lies etc..,

not that i think that there is anything wrong with marraige just that it has to invovle another person is where it fails
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I don't think i'll be doing it again
The crippling debts are fine, but the deatched retina is a bother and the pins holding my jaw together ache in cold weather.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# ooooh....
lets hope there is a hell waiting for him or failing that eternity in a dentist waiting room




(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# what is this I don't even
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Actual LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Awesome!!!
*click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Ooooooh.... nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# HOORAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I have days like this.
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# That's thinking with portals
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Is that Pwilliam?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10611223
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)
# so Sheep is Prince William!
interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Any more? =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# a couple......once you pop you just can't stop :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Gold star work!
Makes me think of the Tasmanian Devil
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Haha
Crumbs, you're on fire....
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Yay, these are great
More!
(antcarpendale, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 2:28, archived)
# That's not a vector, this is a vector

Actually its a delta.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# What's our vector, Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I've not been on here as much as I used to
What's the deal with all the filtered images? Is it a bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# More a one man crusade
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# One man crusade you say?


i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Wormulus/Cockspunking2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Captain! It won't be Cock Tuesday until we get a vector on that bus
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:45, archived)
# well it all started long long ago
in a galaxy far far away...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# ..g reflex?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I overcame my ..g reflex
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Fucking shitty photoshop
Not exporting all whites as transparent like I told you to.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# So, when did b3ta become a place to spend most of the board slagging off other peoples images?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# 29th April, 2004
P.S. Your username is shit.

P.P.S. You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# just after lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I remeber it vividly
Sausagebird slagging off a GmoS dance post. Unheard of in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I know
There were 3 days of b3ta posting silence following that bombshell. We've never fully recovered
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Surely Dutchbird
As far as I remember Sausagebird just spread gaulic peace and weirdness

Edit: Zut alors, l'motherload
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Wow, great find
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Huh, the day I turned 26
makes sense, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Didn't mean it to sound like that.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# normally people get the message before this stage
It's been 8 months now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
#
dictionary.reference.com/browse/banter
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Yeah, nice reply to my reply of 'Nice'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Bruce Forsythe's getting more confusing by the day
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# That's a rather splendid vector, er, Victor.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Roger, Roger
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# actually it's a canard!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# The Deli Llama says, "it neither is a vector nor is not a vector, that way the path to enlightenment lies"


(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Dorothy, Tinman, Scarecrow and Lion couldn't believe their luck. They had at last found...


I think I've had too much coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Well all I'm saying is, make sure your dealer's a boz boz or you might end up on a quack candle.
make sure your dealer's a boz boz or you might end up on a quack candle.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I'VE CHEWED A HOLE IN MY CHEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I don't want my elbow to feel like a fortnight in a bad balloon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Arf!
Happy Monday everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)
# best of all the days!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Hmgjhjjjj
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# pffft
The B3tards of Oz!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# That really looks like the friend in the film "Terry".
Same gurn too.
Mo'nings
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# nings
not seen it. He is just some gurner
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:46, archived)
# It's pretty shite in all honesty
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# we would like choose a dress for a conservative party.
my sister like this dress very much - IT IS VERY SEXY
http://www.gadgetsdealer.com/The-Legend-of-Zelda-Princess-Zelda-Cosplay-Costume-p-12657.html
should my sister wear this?
she is 45 only.
i don't think she could wear this.
What do you think?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# It's a spunky choice in formal wear but why the hell not!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# UrrgH
try this is instead, available from the Labour Party gift shop:

Perfect Xmas gift
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)
# mmm
realistic nopples!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Oh god!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Does my brother look good in this dress?
I mentioned it the other day but I feel like it is worth repeating - None of these spammers were here before Wobbly Bloke's terrible posts. I don't think the internet respects us any more.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)
# your brother looks good in ANY dress
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Only if he can keep his erections under control
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# mmmm salty
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Best spam ever
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:51, archived)
# FUCKING SPA....
oh hi griffy
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)
# morning McPunk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)
# The dress makes me feel sick :(

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)
# nice silhouette on Magnum there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I always had him down as being circumcised, being american and all
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
#
a lady three ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# If she doesn't wear it
I will renege on our agreement to have sex with her
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
# it is now stuck to her anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Ewwww...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# nothing wrong with a bit on Monday morning cum-gargling!




I've just made myself feel ill
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I WAS EXPECTING TITS YOU FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# buy her a WKD - see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Warszawska Kolej Dojazdowa (Warsaw Commuter Railway, WKD) is a suburban light rail line in Poland's capital city of Warsaw.
The line, together with its two branches, links Warsaw with the municipalities of Michaowice, Pruszków, Brwinów, Podkowa Lena, Milanówek and Grodzisk Mazowiecki to the south-west of Warsaw.

Sounds expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# it is
but she's worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
# at least the other one had girls in short skirts
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# G-wir-O-wir-T-wir-dip A-wir-N-wir-Y-wir-dip V-wir-E-wir-R-wir-A-wir-S-worzel?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:08, archived)
# The 3rd frame is giving me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:10, archived)
# :D
fear horn
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Every bit of Worzel Gummidge gave me the fear especially Aunt Sally
it was a traumatic childhood!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:13, archived)
# He pulls his own head off
HIS OWN HEAD

Also that creaking when Aunt Sally walks - she needs her minge oiled
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Don't most men do that?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# And Saucy Nancy needs to clean her orangey brown 1970s teeth...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)
# mmm 2 birds with one stone...
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# You still would though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)
# 3rd frame is Tim Minchin...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Tim Minchin?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)
# pssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# fuckinell
5 minutes to have checked too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# He looks like a character from the Mighty Boosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Well I'll be bum-swizzled!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Have a slice of click or three
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
bozzy eyed!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Guys it looks like I missed all the fun
Can someone tell me if Wobbly Bloke has apologised for his post yet?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I always thought it was
"A slice of tea and a cup of cake"

But I could be getting senile .... *rocks in chair*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Aces Moleypoos!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha, bum swizzling should be an olympic sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# creepy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# hi everyone i havent done a VEC WARS for ages but i see that vectors are popular again so i decided to curl another one off
thanks to all my fans, if it wasn't for the same retards lapping up the same shit day after day, I'd probably kill myself
(Rick Deckard, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# and here are todays VEC WARS FACEWASPS
(Rick Deckard, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)
# What a surreal start to the week on /board
I'm rather enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# :D
(Rick Deckard, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Expertly vectored
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Fascinating...Can you tell me the history of these?
I'd be most interested in the evolution of the VEC WARS FACEWASPS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# It is a period of civil war...
Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base,
have won their first victory against the evil
Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:03, archived)
#
1. well i started by saving up jokes i got in christmas crackers, or that other people got in christmas crackers. for christmas in 1963 my godmother gave me a wooden box, and i had to give all the christmas cracker toys to charity on boxing day but i was allowed to keep all the jokes.

2. by 1997 the box was full. my godmother had died in 1991, at the ripe old age of 47, so i had to buy a new box out of my own pocket money.

3. in 2000 i got my first computer, an amstrad cpc464. i connected it to the internet by tying the phone cable around a nail and hammering it into the tape drive. that was how i started the first VEC WARS website.

4. i quickly made upwards of five million pounds, but unfortunately VEC WARS fell victim to the dot com bubble burst, and i lost it all and was declared bankrupt.

5. when i moved into the hostel for fallen businessmen in 2009, i remembered the box of christmas cracker jokes. so i decided to resurrect VEC WARS. but i did not want to repeat myself, so i wracked my brains for a way to keep it fresh.

6. that was how i came up with the VEC WARS FACEWASP. the word FACEWASP is a combination of FACE and WASP. WASP is an anagram of SWAP. this was a mistake, the first time i typed it i got the letters in the wrong order, and the FACEWASP was born.

7. actually the second time i typed it i typed FACEWASP. the first time i typed FECES WAP.

8 the VEC WARS FACEWASPS are in black and white to give them a uniform aesthetic, and to make them distinctive.
(Rick Deckard, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Thank you, this history of the VEC WARS FACE WASPS has been an interesting read and very educational.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:11, archived)
# VAG WASPS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# An inspirational tale!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# re: pt. 8
are you sure it's not just because it's easier to match contrast in B&W rather than deal with colour difference? B&W makes faceswaps a complete doddle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# :D
(Rick Deckard, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:40, archived)
# see!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)
# BRILLIANT!
It's Boba Fett's birthday tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# BUT SCHINDLER WASN'T IN THAT ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Wasn't he in the one where Doctor Spock said "Beam me up Spotty"
before he shot Princess Layla in the clit?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Plus, he is too brown for my taste in that picture

and don't get me started about the comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# You have a problem with comic sans? Really? What would that be..?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)
# He doesn't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Shh!
I'm trying to get him started!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Oh you need to tickle him behind his balls for that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:10, archived)
# hello
who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)
# 'Ning Sirrahs!


*enhuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Seams aside
That changes the entire impact of that image in really strange ways... bizarrely effective.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Seams????!!!
How dare you
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:05, archived)
# ZEAMZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# See
If this is how Hitler really looked, things may have been much different today.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:42, archived)
# as a child he was often to be found hanging from trees in Braunau am Inn,
and spitting cherry pips at anyone who walked by
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# No wonder the jews waged war against him
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Like upside down face Bruce Campbell with a mustache?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:02, archived)
# GUNK

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
# PLEASE ADJUST YOUR STOOL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:10, archived)
# noire ming
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Hello sir

Hoping this morning finds you well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Nice attempt
You might want to work on your blending though. Ask me if you need assistance
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Anyone else watch Red Hot Chili Peppers on Later?
Anthony Kiedis was working a look I like to call "sexy Hitler".
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:27, archived)
# just a touch
it must be getting harder to keep their flat stomachs at their age
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# i thought he was working...
a twat in a hat look myself
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:42, archived)
# I don't think the two are mutually exclusive.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:58, archived)
# pfft pfft
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Monday
26 days until Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Let the faceswaps begin!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
# That's fab(le)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)
# 1 day til Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Effort is better than either jokes or technique
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Sometimes it's all shit though, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# EVERYTHING IS SHIT
Everything I do, certainly, and by extension, everything anyone else does.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)
# NO, YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:02, archived)
# :(
I'm gonna go and cry and then console myself making oversized brown pictures with horrible fonts
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Really?

I bet you think that one guy's dress is too sexy for his 19 year old sister too?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)
# THE ONLY THING THAT LOOKS GOOD ON ME IS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Damn fucking straight
19 year old sister shouldn't wear guy's dress, it's too sexy for young girl
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Well that was awkward eh

I hope this turns into a tri-daily series
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# hmmm. Depends
after all, this was the pilot episode

free-loops.com/3396-canned-laugh.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Hope you didn't burn out on the first try
instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# burn out?
I can barely get it lit!

instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=slidewhistle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH PROPER LOOKING FOR AN INTERNET CAFE OUT LOUD LOLS
*clicks* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)
# THE BEST KIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Well that's my porridge ruined!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:51, archived)
# did Theresa May make it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# i learn
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# But hey, how about that airline food...?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)

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