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(thebao, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)

what have you shopped?

Does it say 'lungs drugs challenge' in the BG?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)

(although I do like the underlying joke, by the way)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:58, archived)

Haha! Love this pic. Although I always see this =D

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)

Needs the inverted one instead - I F***ING LOVE TUBE SLIDES!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)

Hahahaha!

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)

Is this from Freo?

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)

I just saw that and

had an orglassm 'n now I'm feeling very perspexed

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)

GC!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)

awaiting photoshop

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)

Was going to TOAP it

but then I thought that wouldn't be very subtle...

(thebao, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)

come on whats been done

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)

Everything looks fine here.

(dredgeups, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:21, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)

YES!!!!!

*Click*
:D

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Ninj, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)

:-D

Excellent

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)

thanks guys

i think it needs a bit more detail, i'm a lazy sod

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)

Clever stuff.

WYH

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)

thanks

i dunno what wyh means, haha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)

Woo

Yay
Hoopla

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)

i'm such a fucking noob man

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)

DONATE, YOU CUNT

Youre a regular, yet you are icon-less. Its strange, i tell thee.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:03, archived)

i would but i don't have a credit card

it's not a good idea for me to have one, i may just get one of them temp credit cards and chuck some left over quid robs way.

I'M NOT TIGHT!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)

Do you still need a credit card for Paypal?

I think it will let you use debit cards as well. Just pop a tenner on there and you're sorted.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:16, archived)

no idea

i always pay with cash with what little stuff i buy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)

/pushes coins into back of PC

You're right, I don't think it's working.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)

I boughtr mine with a French Franc and a button

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)

:-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)

That's well skill.

I'm clicking.

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)

thanks, i'll pea this, i prefer this.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)

best beach ever

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)

I did some other ones a long time ago, must have lost them.

But it really is a most potatoshoppable beach.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)

Yup

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)

Excellent reverse Beattie :)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)

Brilliant!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)

Very good

*click*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:18, archived)

Nicely :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)

is it a shithole?

i'm irish, i've no clue

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)

everyone thinks their home town or somewhere they frequent is a shithole

Its one of those flippant things.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)

No, it really is quite wretched.

But like you say, it could just be because I've been there too long.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:33, archived)

Yes

It is indeed.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)

It's not my hometown,

and I think it's crap as well.

It's amazing how, just by turning a corner and crossing into Manchester, things improve massively. Buildings are not derelict; litter is collected; the sun comes out; birds sing.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)

Is he skipping past the new Media City ?

Hope John Cooper Clarke performs "Evidently Chicken Town" when they officially open it.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)

Hahaha! Nah, that's Salford Precinct, where all the teenage mums and feral children roam.

If Manchester ever needed an enema, they'd insert it into Salford Precinct.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)

My job moved there and I said I wouldn't relocate

but they kept me on anyway, the bastards.

I imagine the uptake was that low.

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fuscous, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)

Salford

did get bombed in WWII. My Dad had a narrow escape when a bomb landed nearby and he was lifted across the street and landed in a shop doorway. I lived in Salford as a kid and the bombed houses were my adventure playground. Hitler was a cunt.

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)

Mine from the riots....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:31, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)

Space Jockeys

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)

haha they were suppose to be doing a storyline around Space Jockey

but haven't heard anything more about it.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)

There's still a lot of rumours about them being in there somewhere.

Have you seen the teaser? I haven't, but there's some dodgy versions knocking around apparently.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)

Just looking apparently Fox have done their nut over the leaked trailer

which have all been pulled.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)

There's a few stills out there,

it looks amazing, some fantastic HR Giger sets and what looks like an alien egg in one shot. I hope they don't ruin the mystery of the space jockey.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)

have you got an active link to one, please?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)

On this page, rumour is abound as to what they're looking at,

www.prometheus-movie.com/news/82
It looks more like an egg, but some people think it could be a space jockey.
Edit: Check out Fassbender's hair. A pound says he's an android.

Also, check out Gavin Rothery's site for loads of behind the scenes pics from the original Alien.
www.gavinrothery.com/my-blog/?currentPage=5
Loads of 70s blokes and Sigourney Weaver!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)

It took ages for that second link to load up but the image at the foot of it is hilarious hahahaha

WTF
www.gavinrothery.com/storage/800x1000_4757_Chewy_on_squirrel_2d_fan_art_squirrel_star_wars_nazi_chewbacca_picture_image_digital_art.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1321137642217

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:08, archived)

Ha ha, yes. Didn't notice that was on there as well.

There's a few stills on here as well, some of the set pics are possible spoilers, so be warned.

www.prometheusnews.net/movie/gallery/

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:12, archived)

A special effects guy we've been talking to lately did a lot of work for it

but won't tell me anything :(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)

Torture him or offer him bribes, do stuff we need info!

Concept art would be nice

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)

OH FUCK YES

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)

Hahahahahaha1

Brilliant!! :)

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Ninj, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)

I love your stuff, but must admit

This has got me RISsing harder than your mum at the concept of virginity.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)

It's the "Space Jockey" petrified alien body found on the crashed spaceship where the Eggs are in the film Alien

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)

Space Jockey, from Alien...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMPXIcB1huM
One of the best reveals ever, and a really awesome set that only has about 5 minutes screen time.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)

Spunkmeyer....goddamn...

*door opens*
Spunkmeyer... oh, where the F..

*waves happily out the window*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)

Aww, that whole little scene seems so sweet now.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)

Hahaha

Also, in that last frame, it looks like a giant hand in the top right corner is applying a mask

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)

GENIUS! CLICK

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)

Better origin story than what i'm expecting.

He always looked like he was on the crapper.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)

Wonderful! :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:37, archived)

Superb

Reminds me of Dirk Gently

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fuscous, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)

sorry.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)

That has the ring

of a real acronym about it, from back in the day.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)

At the Jobs centre

scroll right •••

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)

Nice!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)

I can't see Teh Quo.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)

Only just found this.

Nicely done.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)

nice one

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)

Hello

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)

How many do you think....

They'd open before they saw a theme occurring?

(SalmonFilter, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)

Maybe 2?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)

and the theme would be "it's the last days!"

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:38, archived)

It's candle day!

Merry candlemas.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)

i lol'd

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)

hahahahaha

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)

well that's christmas ruined

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)

Hahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)

ah you have a 25 on your advent calendar

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)

some advent calenders have 25 doors

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:39, archived)

I'm not mad for thinking there should be one, then.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)

(They have 2 doors for 24 because it's a bigger thing).

I remember when advent calendars were just little pictures, none of this chocolate or Star Wars LEGO like you have nowadays.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)

Star Wars or Lego??

wwwwwwwwhhhhaaaaatttt?

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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:39, archived)

arf

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)

hahah

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)

heehee

The bread of Life!

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Q4nobody, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)

If they had dreadlocks, they'd be Jah Hovis Witnesses.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)

hahaha

excellent

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)

hahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)

Hahahaaah

(herman:D, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)

because a cold pie is a shite pie

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)

pie cap?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)

read the bloody sign!!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)

i dont know how to read :((

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)

i know

that's why i used sign language ;P

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)

arf!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:21, archived)

Pie Cosy :3

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)

Not as good as the original

but definately better than Pie Cosy 2

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)

Is that the dude that got lost in a canoe or whatever?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:39, archived)

~~got lost~~ tried to fiddle the insurance

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)

He needs a moustache strainer

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)

SSSR? I don't get it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)

Sippy?

????

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)

What's that? Billy's trapped down the mine?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)

Sip sip. SIPSIPSIP.

Sippy. Sip.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)

Again? Well Billy is probably fall down a well again once we free him of the mine.

I say let the little cunt rot.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)

All the cut will be absorbed...

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)

Well maybe my SIP has just grow...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)

YEAH!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)

I am afraid I am overcome with RIS

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)

Pinky out

ris?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)

Compo Confusion Crapness Prevails

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)

Catastrophic Confusing Conundrum of a Picture.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)

hahahahahahaha

i get it!!!

*no i don't*

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)

Communist Cup of Cold Piss?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:38, archived)

hahaha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)

Good description of a coffee I got from a vending machine the other day.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:16, archived)

Stalin: I can't come in to work today...

...I've strained my moustache.
Party Apparatchik: Really?
Stalin: Yeah. It's fucking agony.
PA: Well, best take it easy. Have a cup of tea.
Stalin: Yeh. Good plan.

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)

Forgive the TOAP but this compo seems to demand it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)

Heheheh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)

I feel slightly bad 'cos my ma in law dedicated a career to providing care for sufferers of this condition...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)

You could probably get away with saying this is an awareness poster

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)

Appealing to the hip and happening crowd... of 1990.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)

*strikes a pose*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)

*vogues*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:03, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

Noon Baz! :)

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Ninj, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)

'noon chief!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)

haha

Took me a minute.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)

Well I couldn't be too obvious, could I?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)

Lovely :D I wonder how many NWA entries we'll see this week. I think I've seen about 3 so far.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)

Really? I didn't recall seeing any.

*goes to check the archive*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)

There was one yesterday, with anti-freeze.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)

Gah! Bela Lugosi's Dad did the exact same joke.

Foiled!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)

he did indeed!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)

I think it plays along with the subject matter.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)

that was mine. The one above is much funnier...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:11, archived)

Yeah, but it's not an acronym. It's just an abbreviation.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)

Eh? They're pronounced "newar" aren't they?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)

this is bullshit. your not playing fair

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)

"your"

"you're"

_{/mr pedantic}

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)

now see?

your all ganging up on me. just wait til Rob gets here

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)

get's

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)

he're

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)

yes they am

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)

Aye, that they be

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)

'til

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:22, archived)

Bindun?

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MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)

Ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)

Cheers sir.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)

Nice, but a bindun, Shirley?

www.b3ta.com/board/10619518

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)

yeah rub it in why not!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)

Gah! Mindpiss!

I'm sorry, but we can't let such an error go unforgiven.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)

I have scheduled a public flogging through the streets for 2pm tomorrow if you'd care to pop along ;o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)

Excellent!

I shall wear my lucky blue suit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)

The real G's

www.nwauctions.co.uk/

(Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)

Ow!

and have a show bizness w/y/h

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)

Why thank you kindly.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)

Wonder if they'd be as popular if they'd been christened differently?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)

You silly tnuc. Have a kcilc.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:20, archived)

Ah, TNUC is a popular word that me and my mate use

It has the meaning, and impact of CUNT, but you can safely use it in public, online and in front of parents.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)

Feck that!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)

I expect it can be pronounced the same as the cake

"You Tunnock cake!" "What a complete Tunnock!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)

Yup - tunnock's cakes are favourites of ours :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)

I think I could get away

with "cunt" in front of my parents. They were listening to a documentary about swear words once and when the narrator said "the c word", they thought he meant "Christ".

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)

FENTON!

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)

The word 'berk' is a fairly safe way to call someone a cunt

As it's short for 'Berkeley Hunt', Cockney rhyming slang for cunt.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)

This has made me see Trapdoor in a completely new light

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)

And what's DRUT spelled backwards?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)

Yeah but Niklaus is a scab

The rest have been shot of course.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)

winnar!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)

Haha

and do you think Google Maps are trying to suggest something:

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)

Don't wish too hard, your dreams are cunt in your hands

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)

Surely Cuba would be a more obvious suggestion

I'm not even being political here

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)

The land of the rising cunt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)

It's virtually the pacific rim

so why not explore it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)

While we're on the subject

Based on the urban myth

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)

there IS in fact a:

Newcastle
University
Theatrical
Society

(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:59, archived)

and a Cambridge University Netball Team

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:03, archived)

I want to believe this

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)

did you draw pubes on the leg,

to make it look like a....

...leg with pubes on it?

(softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)

Guilty as charged

what I was aiming for was a screaming lion with a broken cock.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)

My aunt the priest claims there was a church group at cambridge called

Cambridge University New Testament Society

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Peej, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 20:49, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)

haha

you silly thing

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)

Cover me...I'm mashing!

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Ninj, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)

i had a northern boss once. took me fucking weeks to work out what 'mashing' was

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)

I'm Northern, and even I don't know what 'mashing' is.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)

Is it like moshing ?

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)

oh man you aint lived

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)

*goes to Urban Dictionary*

-The act of female masturbation

-Driving fast, weaving, etc.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)

haha

dont i regret that last post

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)

Is it 'machine'?

Was he talking about his car?

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)

China Crisis?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)

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Ninj, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)

Zing!

Or The China Syndrome with Jane Fonda.

;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)

Papa Golf 2, come in, over.

come in over.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)

Hahahaha

Lovely :)

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Ninj, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)

That is great!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)

Full of win!

*click*

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)

brilliant

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)

SMUG isnt an acronym, its a word :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)

Hmm

Sounds like he's wilfully misinterpreting the word acronym then!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)

*hovvers over delete button in an attempt to preserve some self respect*

Clearly I should RTFM! =D

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)

Quick! Delete the post!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)

And incur the wrath of the Friday /board nazis?

Not on your nelly!

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)

If not on his nelly, then whose?

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)

Erm.....

D'you know anyone that owns a Nelly?

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)

I believe there's one on the road to Mandalay.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)

Aww man, don't tell me I polished my boots for nothing again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)

Are you sure it's the boots you were 'polishing'?

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:19, archived)

Among other things

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)

I don't think there is anything wrong with a slight deviation from the exact wording of the compo if the entry is amusing

which I think is so woo yay!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)

Thanks! :)

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:58, archived)

Isn't that what an acronym is?

Where the initials spell out a word?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:58, archived)

Correct. I win!

Acronym
Noun: A word formed from the initial letters of other words (e.g., radar)

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)

Laser!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)

pin!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)

Radar is a name

As in Walter Radar O'Reilly.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)

True

whereas ATM, BBC etc are initialisms and not acronyms.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)

it's a backronym now.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)

MRS SMUG!

www.123rf.com/similar-images/7822522

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)

I think this is his missus.
Much more smug!

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)

oh she is smug alright!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)

Gurns is a great word

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)

*waits for moustache to twitch*

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:20, archived)

Goody?

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)

Just because I like fucking up everyone's day!

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dogbomb, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)

Ooh

*sticks that gag behind ear for later*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)

unfortunately,

the only song he knows the words to is "Ging Gang Goolie" :p

(softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)

And he's been arrested for loitering within tent

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)

haha

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:58, archived)

Yup, he can put up tents faster than anyone in a race

He ends up in pole position.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:23, archived)

hahaha

oh dear.

(

dogbomb, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)

A world of hertz awaits

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)

do have your daily slap :D

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)

Drat!

I thought I'd avoid some of them ;)

(

dogbomb, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:00, archived)

Flobba lobba lobba

*pours the jojoba oils into the bath*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)

It pours the jojoba oils into the bath

or else it gets the sponge again?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)

*shudders*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)

Jojoba the Hutt?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)

Hahahaha!

'knows about colours'
friend of Dorothy!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)

*sponges Dave down*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:18, archived)

pumpkin, peach, salmon, orange, lime, lemon, terracotta and plum

ARE ALL FOODS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)

Woah

Terracotta?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)

I saw you ninja that so it looks like mindpiss

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)

<shifty eyes>I don't know what you're talking about</shiftyeyes>

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)

racist

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)

mmmm

tasty terracotta

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:36, archived)

crunchy

with a hint of potting compost

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)

Yes!

That made me giggle too.

We have a new euphamism.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)

'Knows about colours' is a fantastic euphamism

Click!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)

Along with, Sort of man who doesn't 'own a hammer'

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)

haha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)

hahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)

the carpenter who comes to do repairs on our house,

is that sort of man.

He always asks to borrow mine - which is a rusty old one i dug up in the garden that was discarded by a previous tenant.

(softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)

Murder weapon !

have you checked under the patio ?

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)

I do like the restricted palettes that you use, you obviously know a lot about this sort of thing

:D :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)

*pops the rubber duck in*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)

Cool.

Still waiting for your re-imagining of that Venn daigram I stuck on /links yesterday...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)

hahaha I cant improve on perfection :)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)

What is colours?

Hits with hammer

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)

*plumps cushions and dusts down soft furnishings*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)

very nice

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)

good work as always laddie

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)

Fill bath half full...

...then stand in, turn on shower
and pretend to be in a sinking ship :)

WOO and *Click*

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Ninj, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:36, archived)

I'm adding that to my weekend list

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)

Hehehe!

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Ninj, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)

This is cool but I must disagree

I find baths incredibly uncomfortable and would always choose a shower if it is available.

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)

Can I suggest ripping out your bath then?

(this also means I don't have to amend my diagram... I think we both know it makes sense)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)

And think of what i could do with all the extra space!

I could but in a second toilet!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)

BIDET!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)

Poo in one, whilst pissing in the other!

whilst pissing in the other!THERE'S a challenge!
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)

Thats on my weekend list now as well... but I dont have a second toilet... a bucket will suffice.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)

Hire two prostitutes . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)

That sounds like a plan

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)

A good shower is a thing of greatness.

It must be piping hot, and be strong enough to take the skin off your back.

I could shower for Britain - marvellous things - you can do all your ablutions in the shower - shave, wash, wank, piss, shit, vomit, kill, death, bleed, bleed, hate, stab, bitch, bitch, BITCH WHORE!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)

Disgusting!

I bet you like Cats over Dogs as well.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)

Good god, man, I'm not a pervert!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)

try using a soothing camomile soap

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)

Hahaha you loon

I must say that your contributions to the last QOTW kept me giggling.

Each night I would log on to see what *hilarious* putdowns you posted.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)

Is this

why it's always raining in your pictures?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)

According to this I'm a laydee?

*looks downstairs*

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)

The male option is only relevant to the bath 'stream' if you only have a shower it matters not if you are male or female

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)

Fantastic

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:19, archived)

You're very good at these

interesting factiod: recent 'research' has found power showers use more water and energy than a bath, so if you think you're saving the planet by showering, maybe not!

I did similar 'research' myself by leaving the plug in, probably cost a lot less...

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..wil, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)

DUNCE is such a good word. Its not used enough these days.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:53, archived)

d'awwwwwww :(

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:53, archived)

Yeeeah!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)

yeah

dogs are stupid..they need teaching a lesson

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)

He can't help it. His owner dresses him up in a woolly jumper. He's been used as a clothesdog with no access to education!

Just £2 a month will save this dog...

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)

Cue black and white footage and gentle piano music.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)

There's a face that has seen the worries of the world.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)

It's Angela Merkel before she puts on her makeup in the morning

(

Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)

Poor sod :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)

hahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:13, archived)

Bored

(Speshal, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:45, archived)

that's weird

*shudders*

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)

Oddly, those faces suit them better

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)

eh?

Bianca has Ricki's face, but whose face has Ricki got?

Also - Patsy Palmer - phwoar! (yes really!)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:49, archived)

Ricky

Has bianca's face and really? hahahahahahahahahaha

(Speshal, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:51, archived)

Christ almighty

Minge like a crack in a ship's hull

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)

orange and fishy smelling?

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:03, archived)

'Gives Us A Clue' nose/finger pointy thing

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)

GET IN!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)

allow me

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)

pfffft!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)

Have to agree with you there old son

I too have a liking of Patsy Palmer, although those of us who are unhealthily obsessed refer to her by her real first name: Julie :)

(

<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)

Biankey!

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)

Ricanca

(Speshal, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:03, archived)

Probably still would

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)

A bit seamy

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:43, archived)

what's going on here then?

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)

This is an entirely different film

To be honest, I'd rather watch Robert Downey Jr portraying Ron rather than vice versa.

*size doesn't matter, it's how you use it*

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)

pffft... that's not what i've been told

make of that what you will ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)

Anyone for GOW?

Click for bigger (300 kb)

(CjR Mix, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)

Won't be a British God that's for sure lol

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)

Sooooooooperb!

*Click*
:D

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Ninj, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:29, archived)

Love!

:O)

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:34, archived)

Ahhh Dayshift how I have missed thee

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:49, archived)

That's a bit speshul.

(SalmonFilter, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:54, archived)

Always rains when Wimbledon's on

If they started using flaming rackets I might watch it.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)

please provide own dreary working class soundtrack

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:15, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

*Click*
:D

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Ninj, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:15, archived)

oooh thanks

help yourself to a barm cake

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:18, archived)

Hey-up Hovis is Yorkshire - that's Breadcake if you don't mind!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)

begs your pardon

my knowledge of commoner's breadstuff is obviously sadly lacking

*scoffs croissant*

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)

haha too right bloody posh folk from Lancaster telling us our bread cakes are called barm cakes

or them Southern lot calling 'em baps and rolls!

Next you'll be nicking our Fish Cakes and calling 'em fish slices and the like!

*attaches bicycle clips t'trouser leg and rides off in a huff, or an hour and a huff*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:29, archived)

i won't nick your fish cake

if you keep your hands off my rissole

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)

'appen

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)

Yorkshire Street Stylee

'eyup 'append down't wiv it!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)

Very nice.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)

"Hell's pissflaps"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:18, archived)

That was suppose to be a traditional Yorkshire village

shot in Cornwall - bloody lovely Cornwall I wish I could afford to live there.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)

Isn't it in Shaftesbury

Dorset?

EDIT: Yes, it's here.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:53, archived)

*does the music*

hehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)

It's character building making a young lad drag a heavy bike up a vertical hill

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)

whilst forbidding him to nibble on the fancies in his basket

...should be compulsory for all these teenage hoody thug scum people

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:39, archived)

And if they disobey

take them and shoot them in front of their families

/Clarkson

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:40, archived)

or shoot their families in front of them

either would be fine

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:44, archived)

Got to love the smug :)

Did anyone ever find out who he is?

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)

Don't think so

Which probably makes him more smug

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)

think he's called

D. Dudley-Farquart

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:40, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:11, archived)

awww how sweet

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)

CBAT a little known legit jungle team __ CBAT more commonly used in the jungle

(DJTK, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:33, archived)

See no bat

hear no bat

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Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:37, archived)

ain't no bat

wtf, bat!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:50, archived)

I ain't afraid of no bat

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:53, archived)

when theres something bat

in your neighbourbat

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:54, archived)

who ya gonna bat?

bat batters!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:54, archived)

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