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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:32, archived)

hah

what a dumbo!

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barnesy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)

Bah. Foiled once more by the Fun Police web filter...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)

Boo!

Stab them with forks.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)

I used to get that

but since we moved over to Windows 7, my Firefox is apparently unfiltered :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)

DUMBO v JUMBO

I wonder what elephant tastes like?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)

hahaha

take that you hat wearing bastard

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)

clearly part of a Disney terrorist suicide squad

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:46, archived)

haha dumbass

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:46, archived)

Ha ha ha - Result!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)

Yay

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)

Excellent stuff sire

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)

Excellent.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)

I actually laughed, unexpected scroll lols!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)

NOOOOO ELEPHANNN :'(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)

It's okay

it's a stunt elephant. He's fine really.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)

Hahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Fantastic! I assume the plane went down after an engine strike like that?

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)

Awww...Yay!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)

he forgot his magic feather thats why!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)

NING /board!

* Click for details and fwapable size

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 7:30, archived)

ol' nasty bear kills rod stewart

YES!!!! I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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d d, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 7:36, archived)

Goooood morning wob' and goodnight you ol' nasty internet fagits!!!!

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d d, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 7:40, archived)

^this

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 7:46, archived)

The nasty bear is actually Rod hair.

Good Night Dee Dee
* Ning real

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:03, archived)

Mr Stewart looks a little scared of that there grizzly.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:44, archived)

"Rod Stewart Bummed By Grizzy, Shocker."

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)

"Grizzly enjoys every moment.

Rod Stewart not so sure."

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:20, archived)

Haha! I read that, looked at his expression, and actually had to suppress a giggle.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)

ning WB

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:47, archived)

;)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:18, archived)

I don't understand why you post these on the board twice

since all you are doing is posting them full size anyway and using html scaling

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:07, archived)

So that you have something to moan about

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:17, archived)

so you're trolling with these?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:21, archived)

Seems like it

Whatever floats your boat I guess. Off to work, tra my lovelies.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:26, archived)

I'm sure he was joking

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:27, archived)

how the fuck is he trolling?

Michael Ellis is the trolling cunt, he got bored with me and he's moved on

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)

calm down fella

it was a joke in reply to what he said (which I assume was a joke)
posting something to annoy someone is the definition of trolling no?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)

so Wobbly Bloke is being a troll because people don't like the style of his pictures?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)

I am a troll and I live in a hole

~~a hole~~ the b3ta bunker

* I have Jaffa Cakes! Anyone want one

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:01, archived)

ooh ta :)

you keep up the good work trolling the board with a different picture everyday....cluster fuck of asshats

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)

this ^

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)

So people are a clusterfuck of asshats because they don't like the style of his pictures?

You really are a prize turkey. Gobble gobble.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)

great patter!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)

see he's said it again

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)

wow so he did

or he could just be paraphrasing I am a Mole and I live in a Hole by The Southlanders

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:14, archived)

Yes.

We know. You must have an incredible centre-parting, the amount of stuff that goes over your head.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:51, archived)

and you must have stunning breath the amount of shite you talk

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)

I'm typing, not talking

I do admit I have poo on my fingers though.

And before you ask, yes it is because I stuck them up my "maw's" bottom.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)

I'm typing, not talking...utter dickhead

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)

Sorry, was my reply too clever for you, so you had to delete?

Don't worry schnuckums, I'm going back to work so you can delete to your wee heart's content.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)

you saying something clever?.

hahaha aye right

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:26, archived)

^ Ha ha ha.... Out loud office lol!!!!!!!!!

* You bastard!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)

no, as I said

it was a joke in reply to what he said "So that you have something to moan about" he joked he was trolling
please remember to have a go at him for calling himself a troll too. cheers.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)

away and grow a set

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)

grow a set?

what the fuck are you on about man?
you missunderstood me joking along with wobbly and now you think I should leave and aquire a second set of testicles? How would that help you to read what people write correctly?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)

aaaah so you're joking now...that's ok then

that justifies everything you said....
now that we know you're joking about this.

...everyday.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)

that's what I said from the start you bum nugget

b3ta.com/board/10655507

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)

yup all a big joke

can't wait to hear the same joke tomorrow

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)

why, do you live in groundhog day world?

or do your brain tablets cause flashbacks?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)

you want to start that fucking shite with me you can bring it on

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)

GRRRRRRRR ANGRY WEE FISTS O' FURY

hahahahahh

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)

that's right sweetheart

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)

OMG SHIT JUST GOT REAL

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:18, archived)

start what?

you said you'd hear the same joke tomorrow, so I asked if you were in Groundhog day/having flashbacks. How is that "fucking shite" or reason to "bring it on"?

As far as I can remember I've never jokingly called WB a troll before, nor will I tomorrow unless the comedy moment presents itself in a new way and I can't resist the now expected punchline.

this is b3ta fella, lighten up. besides, you throw comedy insults about (leave and grow a pair, cluster fuck of asshats) you can't get annoyed when someone replies with a film or drug reference.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)

you just keep making b3ta better

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)

You typed that with your arms folded and bottom lip stuck out didn't you?

Do you have a head dobber?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)

I read that in the style of beaker from the muppets

because you're a whiny little bitch of a man

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10655587

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)

eh?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:26, archived)

*sidesteps the obvious reply*

Thank you, that's a lovely thing to say

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)

yup great job

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)

Ahhh... The wonders of a comedy web site...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)

maybe...

maybe prodigy is trolling you calling wobbly a troll because wobbly calls himself a troll, but now you're trolling prodigy in return for trolling you about it, and we're all about to vanish in a haze of meta

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)

arf :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:14, archived)

No, I'm just wondering why you do it as it's pointless and it takes more time, which could be spent masturbating

I'm glad I clicked on the bigger versions though, the detail is incredible

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:23, archived)

speaking of masturbating

an xmas pressie from the wife arrived in the post today

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:45, archived)

\o/

I still haven't posted a pic of mine.. Yours fits better than mine does though :(

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)

Cheers Michael, I'm glad you enjoy them

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:19, archived)

Ning WB

I think Sarah Shahi has mugged Eric Sykes and had off with his glasses.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)

~~mugged~~ been bum raped by

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)

Snooki's Real New Tattoo

(ideasbychuck, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:35, archived)

Not funny enough.

Try magenta with the regulation three hairs per ball.
And perhaps on something that is not a greater waste
of space than Jade Goody's rancid vaginal discharge.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 5:09, archived)

Or Amy Winehouse

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 5:22, archived)

Iffy call that. Amy had some skillz. Never did shit with it, so you could very well be correct there.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 5:39, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 5:45, archived)

Did you make this?

(ideasbychuck, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 7:22, archived)

No. I recorded it on video minutes before she died in a cauldron of boiling piss

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)

Leave Mofaha's girlfriend alone!

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:01, archived)

Since no one did it . . .

not great, but here it is . . .

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:38, archived)

Now its got some funny.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:52, archived)

Awe... I like the magenta, but I was so hoping that this was going to be a gif.

(ideasbychuck, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 7:20, archived)

Not great, but here it is . . .

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 7:42, archived)

Nice.

(ideasbychuck, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)

son, you have been very naughty

*shoots ten million time with tazer gun*

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d d, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 5:26, archived)

the only footage I've seen of Jersey Shore is on Beavis & Butthead

the way it's meant to be watched - by having the piss taken out of it

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 5:50, archived)

That's a shame when your shadow looks sexier than you.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:33, archived)

Ha ha ha - THIS ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:44, archived)

^ Would ^

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 7:26, archived)

is it an American celebrity that we should all know due to America being centre of the known world

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 7:37, archived)

Glad I don't shoot five-pointed shuriken out of my cock.

Just the acrid, dark orange sludge is painful enough as it is.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:00, archived)

Is she having neck trouble?

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)

2012-alt-logo

This is an odd time but i came across this alternative olympics logo and .......the guys nailed it
when you first see it...well its kind of ridiculous, idiocentric and funny, but if you think about it, it makes perfect sense. Referencing robin hood, the RAF and Focus, this is probably the best logo we could do.
www.eatock.com/project/olympic-logo-alt/

(MichaelGalethe1st, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:52, archived)

Links Board?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:57, archived)

dude, they nailed it

nailed it

no I didn't click on the link

too much effort.

nailed it!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:00, archived)

is it possible....

you do not understand me

(MichaelGalethe1st, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:01, archived)

I do not misunderstand you

due to humanism

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:04, archived)

I NEVER FORGIVE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:15, archived)

THE RINGS ARE RINGS? WHAT RING THE COMMITEE ^__^ RING RING

"MOSHI MOSHI PISS"

"DO THE SPINNING FLING!"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:17, archived)

OH YEAH

SOMEONE'S COCK IS GOING TO BE NAILED FOR THIS!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:07, archived)

LIKE IT'LL BE NAILS AND THERE'LL BE PISS

AND IT'LL BE LIKE "WOAH, PISS"

THEN THERE WILL BE NAILS.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:09, archived)

AND THEN THEY'LL BE PISSING OUT NAILS. YOU'LL SEE!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:11, archived)

PISSING OUT JIMMY NAILS PISS NAILS

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:12, archived)

SHE'S LYING

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:13, archived)

OH MY CROCODILE PISS!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:14, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)

B3TA: An image for every occasion

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)

haha...hahahahah...

...hahahahaha..nailed

(MichaelGalethe1st, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:10, archived)

whoops-sorry-incidently the image is not mine

(MichaelGalethe1st, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:00, archived)

I totally stolerised the image too, lol.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:04, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:11, archived)

Ooooo. Me like muchly

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:12, archived)

does it tile, hyperdimensionally?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:12, archived)

There's a problem where the 7th-dimensional elements don't quite line up where the past meets the future.

Apart from that, yes.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:13, archived)

well, that's just going to cause more obama communism isn't it

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:14, archived)

Obamacare death panel olympics

FOR STALIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:19, archived)

MEDICAL TREATMENT ON A PRACTICAL ECONOMICALLY SOUND AND AFFORDABLE BASIS?

THAT'S HOW HITLER STARTED COMMUNISM!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:21, archived)

O, the humorous opportunities I miss while asleep

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 5:58, archived)

you know, it's possible to make a logo TOO olympic

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:13, archived)

I WANT TO FUCKING SPORT SO BAD RIGHT NOW

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:14, archived)

OH MAN, I WANT TO COMPLETELY THE SPORT AND LIKE AT THE BEACH OH GOD

JUST LOOK AT THE SANDY PISS DRIBBLING OUT OF THE VOLLEYBALLTEAM

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:15, archived)

THAT'S SOME SPORTPISS RIGHT THERE SON

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:16, archived)

WELL BOB, I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS VOLUME OF PISS ON THE FIELD SINCE 1969

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:19, archived)

CHUCK, THESE ATHLETES ARE SHOWING INCREDIBLE MICTURATIONAL ABILITY HERE TODAY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:20, archived)

WELL BOB, THEY MUST BE USING UP THEIR ELECTROLYTES RIGHT ABOUT NOW

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:22, archived)

CHUCK, WE'RE SEEING UNPRECEDENTED ELECTROLYTE DEPLETION, THESE REALLY ARE INCREDIBLE ATHLETES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:33, archived)

WELL BOB, I HAVE TO SAY THEIR BODILY EMISSIONS HAVE BEEN ONE SIDED THIS MATCH, JUST WHAT IS THAT OTHER TEAM DOING?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:37, archived)

I HAVE JUST SPORTED AFTER VIEWING THIS IMAGE

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:04, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:20, archived)

Welp, that's worth stealing.

Carpet? Har-har. I'm serious here. Wallpaper. Too late, suckers, I move like the wind.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:19, archived)

413 Request Entity Too Large

I weep for limits.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:40, archived)

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal" - Possibly usurped quote attributed to Picasso by personality cult extremists.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:16, archived)

fuck yeah!

for some reason I am compelled to FLING MANLY STEEL BALLS at this contrivance

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:18, archived)

It's only a secret because one out of a few million find it interesting.

But I am happy to spam it none the less. For the image shown, I merely negated the Z scale to push black up instead of down. Tidy transparent gifs look super but getting that down pat is a work in progress. In the meantime, go bananas:
www.zettix.com/3d-filter/index.html

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:28, archived)

OH SHIT YOU NEGATED THE Z SCALE!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:38, archived)

I'm going to pretend.

No other qualifiers necessary.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:42, archived)

What happens if you cross the streams?

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:00, archived)

You invoke the wrath of the god of piss

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)

That would be bad

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)

Ha ha...SCORE!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:35, archived)

OI!

Leave them alone!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:17, archived)

but it's fuuuuuun

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)

does this look llke the links board

Now make yourself useful and suck my throbbing penis

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 7:25, archived)

i don't think he has

it reminds me neither of the olympics nor the RAF.

plus the IOC would never approve of a logo that had been based on a military emblem.

what he seems to have done is bash in a screw with the handle of a screwdriver.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)

I agree; 3.52 is indeed an odd time.

But I suppose if you can't sleep, printing out a target and seeing if you can come across it is one way of passing the time...
Glad to hear you and the guys nailed it anyway, though I've never found thinking about Robin Hood and the RAF particularly helpful. As for Focus, I'm afraid I tend to use B&Q or Homebase these days.
Toodlepip old boy.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)

It is not enough sexy?

Next week I want to see my boyfriend's parents,
I wear this dress .
dwz.im/eaP
It is not enough sexy?
Do you think?

(chenpaoba, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:33, archived)

There's a reason I'm not modding these out

it will all become clear in February

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:36, archived)

BUY INTO THE FUCKING MYSTERY YOU CUNTS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:42, archived)

I BELIEVE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:43, archived)

I DON'T BUY OR INVEST IN ANYTHING UNTIL I SEE DICK.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:44, archived)

It is not enough sexy?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:45, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:49, archived)

You're a mod?

I can see you. Am I going crazy?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:45, archived)

Do you know what 'deign' means?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:43, archived)

I'M CURRENTLY STUDYING THE SEX LIFE OF THE ALBINO YAK. I DO NOT WISH TO BE DISTURBED.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:13, archived)

A'ghm OOot!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:48, archived)

Please don't ask questions about my ethnicity

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:49, archived)

hurt me

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:26, archived)

is it because you're going to out them as a falun gong member to the chinese authorities with hilarious consequences?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:53, archived)

You're going to unban Ding and declare her Empress Of All b3ta?

HUN DAN!
ALL HAIL THE HOLY GOLDEN BUM OF DING!

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:05, archived)

I can assist you

with your issues.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:21, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:37, archived)

Ahh, chinese engineering at it's most successful

edit: Also, this is a good safety warning DO NOT CYCLE IN PISS

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:53, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:54, archived)

THE PISS. IT IS BOILING.

IT IS BOILING PISS.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:56, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:10, archived)

(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:38, archived)

If that said, "Today" - I'd probably print that out and post around the office

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:59, archived)

here's the generic without text!

www.b3tards.com/u/21d655fef71117cc82a0/notafuk.jpg

(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:13, archived)

You want to know how sexy it is?

it's this sexy.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:52, archived)

Sucks to be you, Chinese Spamwad

Because this is your life.

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:53, archived)

lol, could be worse, could be prison gold farmers

lol

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:54, archived)

I bet these Water Army losers do that too.

Can't believe that someone would waste their life hanging around websites posting crap.
Oh. Um..... never mind. ;)

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:04, archived)

there was a story about prison labour including gold farming

along with also doing prison labour

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/25/china-prisoners-internet-gaming-scam

lol, china.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:08, archived)

That

Is just sad. Vocation training for when they get out, though.

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:17, archived)

haha

the system works!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:19, archived)

I like the part where the game is so fun that people have to get chinese inmates to play it for them.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 5:34, archived)

You should be ashamed of yourself

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 5:32, archived)

Well done...then they will know you are a whore.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:24, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)

What's with all the sexy dresses

I have all the dresses I need! What I want is shoes god damnit!
High heels, short heels, loafers, trainers.... SHOES11!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:10, archived)

Finger lickin' good

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:26, archived)

You can really taste the waif in every waffer.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:36, archived)

Thought it was twix. Reminded me of this, anyway, so thanks a lot.

www.b3ta.com/questions/sexyregrets/post1463571

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:44, archived)

i feel a snack attack coming on

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d d, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 5:30, archived)

I ate that all up.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:28, archived)

Here is my 201st post . . . just because

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 0:54, archived)

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)

SELL MORE DICK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 1:11, archived)

BUSINESS!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 1:25, archived)

THEY WILL ALL SELL MORE DICK IN HELL

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 1:54, archived)

The cat doesn't really look 'into it'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:15, archived)

I wanted a mix of aloof and contemplative for the boss head.

You may be right that it ends up looking totally detached.
Or he just ate THEIR young and is trying not to burp and
give the game away.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:28, archived)

..or there's the red dot of a laser pointer on the wall

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:32, archived)

I think the cat has noticed something unusual about the ceiling

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:56, archived)

Yo dog...let's do lunch.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:37, archived)

I saw your post but could not reply for some reason. I would love to come by and ride your chocolate pussystick. Get back at me if you are interested. Me, I'm 5'9" white guy 175 lbs. I have pics once you contact me.
I saw your post but could not reply for some reason. I would love to come by and ride your chocolate pussystick. Get back at me if you are interested. Me, I'm 5'9" white guy 175 lbs. I have pics once you contact me.
break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:03, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 1:59, archived)

I've been to a few meetings like this.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)

Woof!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 4:02, archived)

shhh...

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dogbomb, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 0:09, archived)

in a recent poll, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 0:18, archived)

Arf!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 0:37, archived)

I enjoyed this!

The year is iffy, but have a clicke.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 3:56, archived)

(1.618..., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)

It is me and Milt!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 0:45, archived)

No, not 'Milt and me'

and DEFINITELY not 'Milt and I'.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 0:51, archived)

alt text lols!

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:14, archived)

(THE REVTED, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)

Upset online!

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FIEND, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)

Look at the brave kamikaze Lilliputian horsewoman

striking a blow for republicanism

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:12, archived)

hahahaha *click*

I'll just plonk this here.

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FIEND, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)

nice. :)

(Testicles just for you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)

oooh.

I meant to play that game back then, then forgot about it

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)

it was excellent

best thing to do: play the first level, whack everyone on the back of the head with a cosh, and then dump their unconscious body into the river to listen to them drown.

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boris the spider, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)

lordkronos made me do it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)

Is the other one Jamie Oliver?

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)

hahaha

although gordon is his rival. i'm sure gordon is in high spirits at the moment, and antony is probably swimming in them.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)

"Midgets fight and Todo dates a [obscured]"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)

tranny

lovely stuff.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)

Yes I did, and you are wise to do my bidding!

Also, wallop!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:09, archived)

Both out at once !

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:10, archived)

To-ny! To-ny! To-ny! To-ny!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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FIEND, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)

Fellas, I think there may be a thief among us.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)

Fuck yeah!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:22, archived)

I do like the look of it!

Woo!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:25, archived)

Stealing chocolate is an innuendo.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)

Nonsense, they're all just good friends.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:39, archived)

Haha.

Free wedgies with every bar.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:47, archived)

Burgling chocolate.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:54, archived)

My clicking finger is worn out after today!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:38, archived)

Now if we could just wake up to the headline "Delia In Dogshit Dinner Disgrace",

we could do it all again tomorrow!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:43, archived)

Using my Reuters contact as we speak ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)

Good job I'm on first name terms with the editor of Dogdirt Digest.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:55, archived)

I feel I'm in a timewarp and this is b3ta c. 2004

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:18, archived)

yes

scary shit. i shall not sleep tonight.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)

Haha.. yes there is ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:11, archived)

Drimbles idea

www.b3ta.com/board/10655130

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FIEND, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)

YES!!!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)

diddly diddly danny boy

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)

Get to the chop-diddly-oppah!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)

haha top reply :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)

^what he said^

(herman:D, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)

But what about Edator?

^{an old one...}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:37, archived)

Ace!

He's even got those weird things around his mouth

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)

Lips?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:54, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)

It's true...................................................................aliens hide in plain sight.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)

{:-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)

Hahaha... I used to work with a gut that looked like Ned, He never did figure out why I use to end sentences with "Diddly doo" when i was talking to him!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:24, archived)

It's ok he's a ninja and he's using a smoke bomb to disguise his ninja get away :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)

I wish the building I lived in was a ninja

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:42, archived)

But then you'd never find it

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)

Yay all is well :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)

Hooray!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)

Yay!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)

He appears to be a little aroused at the end?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)

Have you raised WTC 7 or are you just pleased to see me ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)

:D)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)

check out my tower block

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)

FAKE!

Should have three aerials per outhouse

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)

Ha ha ha - full on, out loud Pfffftttttttttt..........

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)

And how.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)

Ha ha ha...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)

HaHaHa:D

FP congrats :)

(herman:D, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:19, archived)

Cheers, herman.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)

Hooray!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)

Yay!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)

HE IS RISEN

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)

If this doesn't bring LS18 back, nothing will.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)

hehe

you do some very lovely wee gifs :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)

Yay!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)

YAY

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)

b3ta has been awesome today!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)

We have Antony Worrall Thompson and his sticky fingered ways to thanks for that

if only more minor celebrities could fuck up as often as AWT we'd have a never ending source of comedy :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:38, archived)

Sorry for posting above you

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FIEND, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)

Its ok:)

is it beer time:D

(herman:D, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:08, archived)

I like this.

So I clicked on the bit where it says "I like this."

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)

So did I

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)

Yayy!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)

YES!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:27, archived)

Oh Nooooooo!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)

haugh haugh huagh haughhhhhh

srsly :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 0:04, archived)

Epic herman

Epic! *click* :D

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Ninj, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:13, archived)

I like this

CLICK

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)

Hard thyme.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)

Brilliant!

A real laugh out loud and a click from me.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)

^ What the wet ferret said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)

Watch it you!

Or I'll go in dry...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)

again

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)

and again

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)

^ What the vibrating mustelid duo said.

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.Yeti., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)

Ahem....talpidae...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)

I stand corrected.

What's the adjective, then? Talpid?

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.Yeti., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)

\:D/ yay

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)

That abso-fucking-lutely nails it

clicks hard

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:23, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)

Ah, the hard-to-find third series

Where they chuck in their jobs in Dark Star, The TA and magazine writing, and all become Share Fishermen

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)

^ this

value wine label = nice touch

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)

Hahaha:D

8:D

(herman:D, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)

Nice ribbon....

I peeked in to say good night
When I heard my child in prayer
"Send me, God, some scarlet ribbons"
"Scarlet ribbons for my hair"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:19, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)

Oh, the tabloids would love this one

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:19, archived)

oh yes indeed

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)

Just a thought that would be funnier if the prisoner was the one in the middle of the tracks

and the ball on the other side - rather like those cartoons where you see a person cutting the branch they are sitting on.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)

Many thanks for the FP, mysterious stranger!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)

much deserved

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)

What she said ^^

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)

Hahaha Fantastic

Click 'n Woo!

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Frogbeat, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)

Sounds like a party.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)

Pffft!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)

Hahaha yes

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:55, archived)

Haha, ace....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)

Did you watch Pointless today?

Good work regardless, even better if the daytime TV show didn't get the juices flowing by mentioning this film. (Well, not *this* film, the one with a wife and a lover, you know what I mean.)

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GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:28, archived)

Inspired!

This is so good.
Totally deserves the FP.
This is the best kind of advert for b3ta.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 2:10, archived)

Superb sir!!!

*nicks* err...I mean *clicks* :)

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Ninj, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:36, archived)

Genuine LOL!

Nicely. Clickety.

Edit: I'm gonna share that on Facefuck.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 6:56, archived)

Ace

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:00, archived)

:-)

Pardon me, I done a guffaw!

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mozza, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)

Very nice

: )

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)

A lovely accompaniment to the Sun's classic headline from yesterday:

Ready, Steady, Crook

One of their best of recent memory.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)

Their headline on the Korean leader's death was quite apt too:

"I TOLD YOU I WAS IL".

(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)

Cheers, guys.

Much appreciated.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)

haha - that's

bloody brilliant!

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enceladus, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:31, archived)

thoroughly deserves FP - :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)

Does he have a really cool scar

or a really weird wrinkle?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)

Correct.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)

KRECT

i believe he says

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)

Last frame...

"...did I leave the iron on?"

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)

^This

Hahahahaha

(herman:D, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)

Correct.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)

or as smallbrainfield might have said

"I wonder what's for tea?"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)

"I've started

so I'll finish..."

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)

bloody hell!

hello stranger!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)

Hello chap :)

How have you been?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)

good ta

you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)

Great thanks!

Been a while, but I should be back here a bit more frequently now. I see things haven't changed much ;)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)

Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)

ace!

woo

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)

RIS

Will someone please explain this to me?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)

me also.

(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)

Pass.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)

something something something...GJCB&S.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)

I'll never best Microwave.

Thank you though Max Mosley XD

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:22, archived)

Sorry one more

from my favourite ever sitcom :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)

That is pretty convincingly done

Worth every moment. Did you do that frame by frame or something fancier?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)

frame by frame - haven't mastered Premier yet :(

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)

In a couple of weeks

I am sure there will be a web based tool for this.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)

I use After Effects' tracker function

and tweak individual frames where it might have slipped.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)

sweet tip

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:38, archived)

^ this

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:40, archived)

Haha:D

Nicely done

(herman:D, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)

Excellent

stuff, that man!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)

Hahaha, nicely done indeed!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)

Woo! =)

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:39, archived)

Tremendous head matching :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)

Very woo

thank goodness for filnaming - I was about to have to ask

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)

Thanks everyone

for those not yet blessed to have seen Fithy Rich and Catflap this excellent Youtube Channel has them all. Enjoy

www.youtube.com/user/ZombieFacedGirl

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)

Superb!

Does it loose any quality if you add width=400 into your code?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)

It would look a bit more pixelated but otherwise I wouldn't have thought so.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)

Yes!

Much better!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:01, archived)

A bit - it was 60 odd frames so had to lossy it and reduce the colours

but I have the unoptimised version still on CS5

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:00, archived)

I think he means add 'width=400' to your image code <img src="your animation" width=400>

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:05, archived)

Yes, that's it.

that's it.:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)

Thank you both I never knew you could do this

*plans pea fest ....*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)

Always here to help.

I'll edit mine so it's not repeated.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)

leave it there by all means

and thanks again

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)

fablass

*click*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:08, archived)

FP this

This is fantastic!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:15, archived)

Ha-ha!

Excellent.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)

Absolutly fucking marvelous!

Clikerty click!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)

ahahahaha

best day on b3ta this year

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)

:-)

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FIEND, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)

hahaha great, really fitting. :)

(Testicles just for you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)

The googles, they do nothing!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)

~~they~~ Zey

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FIEND, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)

Hahaha, yes!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)

very nicely dundid

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:33, archived)

thank you :)

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FIEND, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:35, archived)

features a coincidental Worrall Thompson in the bottom middle too

I think you did a good job there. What is floating under his armpit?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)

It's a glowing cinema ticket

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FIEND, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)

Good stuff

That's where I keep mine

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:39, archived)

*looks forward to Nedator*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:45, archived)

*applause*

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)

ahahahaha

b3ta's been on top form today thanks to old 'wozza

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)

Is that Lotto sign full of boiling piss?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)

It is. I tried to animate it so it poured all over the weaseley little shit.

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)

Hahaha...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)

Hahaha!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)

hahaha! great!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)

Together in their booze addled world of despair.

Wozza's face is priceless in this! =D

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)

anto's face fits so well on that tramp

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

bloody hell, some quality stuff on board tonight.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)

Hahaahaha!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)

Hurrah!

Evenin' all. What's gahn on?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)

haha thieving little hobbitssssss they steals it!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)

Haha:D

(herman:D, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)

Top stuff!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)

Hahaha! Nice.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)

Another winner!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:19, archived)

AH Fuck!

I knew someone would have done it already!!
I wondered why it bombed b3ta.com/board/10657938 :D

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