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# Front rank ready!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Why am I thinking of Butlins?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
#
Why am I thinking of Butlins? masturbating over pictures of the cast of Hi-de-hi?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I would but I can't seem to get the pages to part.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Chavs, sah! Faaahsands of 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# the americans would still play it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# cheat code: allwhiteeyes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# subject line needed for the newsletter
And don't put me in the shitter
by stealing a joke off twitter
I don't want people to moan
so write a joke of your own
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# "I take mine on the rocks. CRRRRUUNNNNNCH"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# The only newsletter in the world that actually needs censorship
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Two nuns were sharing a bath. One asked "Where's the SOPA?" and the other replied "Yes, it does"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Gary Glitter takes to twitter in the largest grooming experiment ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# I thought the largest grooming experiment took place at last year's Beard Club of Iran annual spaghetti evening*
*Comedian was Stan Boardman.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Iraqi Information Minister found Captaining Italian Cruise Ship
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# FOR SALE: UNLUXURIOUS CRUISE LINER, ONE NOT SO-CAREFUL OWNER.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Klunge otters! It's only the sodding newsletter!
Brought to you by:

Sorry. Found it on my b3tards and had to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# SOPA: Fucking the internet... together
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# This weeks issue contains more cdc's than you can shake your cock at.

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha
I was gonna put "STAGING A ONE DAY BLACKOUT TO PROTEST AGAINST BANDWIDTH-SAPPING CDC THREAD"
My hard drive's only just stopped its high-pitched whine...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha,,, and I am still having fits of the giggles!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# FREE SEX!
I don't know if it has anything to do with this weeks news, but I'd sure read it if that appeared in my inbox....

Excuse me whilst I do another virus and malware scan.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Buoyancy blamed for Atlantis Cruise disaster
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# INTERNET BLACKOUT IS RACIST SAYS SOPA SPOKESPERSON.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# *spits coffee over monitor*
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# [SUBJECT LINE CENSORED - SOPA]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# your one stop shop for Twitter jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Boris Island prototype blamed for dramatic increase in maritime disasters.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Titanic centenary celebrated in Italy with a reenactment
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# NEWT FOR PRESIDENT, DEMANDS AXOLOTL
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# ^ Oh fuck, this!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
MITT FOR PRESIDENT, DEMANDS TODDLER'S HAND
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# *resurrects Beadle*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# 4eva in r hart's
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# haha
Isn't that Coldplay's album?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# This is where your newsletter would have been, but we hosted it on MegaUpload
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Warning!! Don't bend over for S.O.P.A
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# SOPA: Websheriff 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Black up, not black out you sopa dodgers.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# "This newsletter is sponsored by SOPA"
and then have no content
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Concordia shares no longer to float
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Together with SOPA, we can stop ourselves!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# ive just come in your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Newsletter stolen from Tesco. Worral we think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Kids advised not to play follow the Leader on Twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# MILLINERS TOLD: GO AND SHIT IN YOUR BEST HAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# It's taken an infinite number of monkeys an infinite amount of time to write this, and it's still not Shakespeare
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Disaster averted as four thousand people saved from week long cruise
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# DO NOT READ THIS WHILE DRIVING A CRUISELINER
caps optional
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Censor-ship crashes into rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# America FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# secretly good
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Bindun?


(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Haha. Bet he saved a bit on that.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Oi guy,
You're on fucking fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# ...in the mane.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
# CANDELABRAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
Happy 7 years, 11 months and 30 days

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Lovely cocklights.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# haha
I love his omelette recipe...

First steal 2 eggs...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Not yet. He's waiting for the court date.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# From what I can tell, the film's about a man who fucks horses until the Army tells him to stop?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Or about Geordie prostitutes
Wor' whores, like!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] coventry city fans?


Click for bigger (138 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# something about football
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12/21/i-mchunt-mark-chapman-twitter-prank_n_1162266.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# hahah
why is he apologising, it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# I'm not even sorry
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:49, archived)
# FFS! /facepalms
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
# :D
silly
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha. My kingdom for a Norse
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Eight years!
congrats grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# ...........when it were all fjords.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# *something about Slartibartfast*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Gah! Unleash the Spang Squadron!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Hello sexy spang lady
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# SPANGOLA GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Dear oh dear...hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# It's a magical world Compo ol' buddy, lets go exploring

Bit late for the parody challenge, never mind, click for big
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha marvellous!
BUT I read it as "Lust of the summer wine" which gave me something of a different perception of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:44, archived)
# it's those wrinkled stockings isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Yes - they're very difficult to see through.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# very nice
I wish I could draw :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
# ^that as well
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# don't let that stop you!
jokes are better than technique!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Not the way I do them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
# use the power of paint!
do a paint.exe image right now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# I find that to draw all you need is sheer bloody mindedness and a decent eraser.
I WILL get the right line eventually, the evasive little bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Oh rats this is really lovely and I've shoved it down the page
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:49, archived)
# I'm going to kill my parents because of what you've done.
I hope you're pleased with yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# *wry smile*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:57, archived)
# *jaded sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# *awkward grin*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# *uncomfortable shuffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# aw, this is superbly drawn
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# lully :)
almost makes me forget how shit I thought that program was :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Superb stuff!!!!
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Bloody good show old man
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# I logged in specially to click I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# very kind of you
I appreciate the time and effort involved :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# It only too three attempts to remember my password this time
but other times it can be much more arduous to log in
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Amazed how you've caught
all three spot on. Have a fresh click.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# it's done by not really doing them at all
and letting your brain fill in the blanks
I'd say it was only their clothing and accentuated heights that make them :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# As a non-artist I see their three personalities down to a tee
so whatever you're doing it,s working.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Oo, that's rather ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Oh my hat!
That's fantastic.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
This is lovely stuff indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Where the Pooh?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Half way down my leg! Badumm-tish!
It's Calvin and Hobbes, not Christopher Robin and Tigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# that is lovely
If I was a mod, that would be on the front page every day for the rest of the year
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# shame the mods don't agree with you :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# they know nothing
oafs the fucking lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Aww... this is brilliant²
That final C&H strip... so beautiful... excuse me, I think I've got something in my eye...*blub*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Compo reminds me of Calvin (of Calvin&Hobbes fame)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# I think that *might* be the point
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Splendid! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# A whole bucketload of awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Far far, far far far, too long!


'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Bratwurst Lollipop®
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# *runs to Dragons' Den*
EDIT:

EDIT EDIT: Oh. now with seams:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:40, archived)
# LOLIPORK!
also: www.newsandstar.co.uk/music-is-catalyst-for-great-display-of-our-raw-talent-1.837228?referrerPath=opinion%2Fanne_pickles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I'm hungry for sausages now....
the power of advertising eh..............nom :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# WANT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Wowzer!!
Wants!!! Woo and *Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Took this of my friend whilst in Geneva (still here btw)
wasn't worth its own thread, clearly. Why would a woman be so happy to eat salad while wearing a towel? And why would this be the choice for window advertisement?



It's strange, being on b3ta time for a change. Usually I'm on b3ta time -9.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
# sexy salad bathtime fun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
# the only kind of bathtime fun I want
from now on.

except for making fubbles
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)
# You can't see what's she's sitting on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I believe it to be a royal yak wearing pants
in my heart I know this.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# They're also very good at computer tech support
Maybe their pants are Yak I.T. slacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# oh FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:44, archived)
# If she's wearing a towel,
maybe she's dressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# You'll never know
how much I love this comment and yak one.

Never.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# I'm off through switzerland in a month
looking forward to ittt :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:57, archived)
# It's wonderful!
as long as you don't mind being poor afterward.

Every meal is minimum 12 Swiss francs... average is more like 16-18CHF :/

I highly recommend Montreux and Grindelwald. I've heard Bern is a great city, too. It's where Einstein came up with the theory of relativity.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# yumm, seamsicle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Seams fine to me.
If you've noticed something I haven't though.
EDIT: Nope. Still can't see the seams.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# SEAMGATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# CDSeam:D
If you want seams though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Chipolata four - engaged!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# I am just looking forward to 2012-01-20 12:01:20.1
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# aww baby, i'm just playing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# I'm telling your mum!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# aaawk give him a lift.



slides bottle of tomato sauce out of glovebox
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# But clickable!
*Clicks* :D
Smashin' Elv'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Dog poo hand!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Edward's less renowned cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:46, archived)
# no wonder he's unusable
every time he auditions for a gig, he does well until he shakes hands
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# every time i see it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Glad I'm not the only one who sees the poo-hand connection...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# =]
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Yay! my scrolly road came in handy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# certainly did ...one of the best bits of scrolling I've seen.........especially with the curve involved
I had to skip a frame but can hardly notice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Yes I was proud of accomplishing that however you was the main inspiration
with your giraffe motorbike animation (i think it was a giraffe) where it's bending into that corner I've still not mastered how you did that but it really is an awesome bit of animation.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# get a room!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:26, archived)
# If they did,
the floor would be scrolling.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# If looks could kill:
You'd be scrolling on the floor
You'd be Begging me please please please don't hurt me no more.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha, wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Those are my feet!
Hahahaha!
Lovely stuff Elvis.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 3:38, archived)
# :D:D
(one for each foot)...merci :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Anyone seen that new inter-racial pawn film?


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*Been away for YEARS, and still shit using potatoeswap*
(Joose2001, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# It's all fun and games until you get a queen in your back rank
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:57, archived)
# My Mrs just caught me looking at pawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)
# and if the pawn goes all the way he turns into a queen!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Be Prepared!


Captions?
(ideasbychuck, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:44, archived)
# A caption, you say?
WOOOOOOP WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:50, archived)
# This grapes my squildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:50, archived)
# "Spamming your buzzfeed is a cuntish thing to do?"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
#
How about, "Eat A Dick"?
(ideasbychuck, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:58, archived)
# what's going on?
do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:03, archived)
# I've missed something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17, archived)
# The pic has a clicky link to a buzzfeed
whatever one of those is . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
# buzzfeed is a pretty good site
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)
# indeed...I'm outraged
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Ideasbychuck spams his own webspace without really contributing.
Or at least that's what the bigger boys are saying. I've also seen him accused of nicking content off here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Frankly though, I don't see much wrong with this image.
And tonnes of people spam their sites here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Look you, whose side are you on?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# THE SIDE OF LOOOOOOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# I'm with Stoatboy here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:32, archived)
# I can't help but feel that "stoatboy" was a bit of a dig
but FUCK YEAH STOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
# it was meant with purest love
like the love between a man and his mustelid

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:36, archived)
# different story when they try to sell books.....just sayin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:02, archived)
# don't be soft..I'm all for b3tans making money
I'm just wondering when this new fad of being outraged at someone linking to their webshite came about.

people on here have been doing it for years..I used to do it but my webshite needs redoing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Strangely, I only mentioned my book on here
just because I was pleased I finished it, rather than looking for sales (it is a bit niche, after all), but funnily enough it's sold more through here than on the dedicated bird forum I use.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# you're posting from your yacht in the bahamas again aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Not until work send me there...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# i think i've made a grand total of more or less zero extra sales
from spamming stories on here. then again i'm happy to provide copies of the paid-for stories for free to any regular who wants them, which probably doesn't help, and a few of the stories are free to all anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# I've read one of yours.
I think it was one of yours - The Listening Post, wasn't it?

(hopes it was yours...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Yep, that was one of them
The fact you only read one suggests you weren't that impressed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Ha!
Nope - I only saw the one link (funny hours over here, perhaps?)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# maybe
or maybe that i've not been as prolific as i'd have liked... other links are in my profile but i think the bulk are pay-for. if you wanted any of them drop me a gaz and i can send you a download link
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Guess which one I just read?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
:)

i honestly have no idea what i originally intended that thing to be. there was a plan, but i forgot it and never remembered it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# sorry, kneejerk response
Buzzfeed people have nicked and uncredited my work in the past mixed with this guy being a post and run spammer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# The Chronicles of Squiddick
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Spamming my fake spam javelin.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
# I'm not sure I trust this new supply teacher.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:04, archived)
# lol
It's OK. It's Religious Studies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
# time for a practical
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:12, archived)
# YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THE POWER OF THE LORD INSIDE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# AMEN BROTHER!
Please use the Jesus Gel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# BOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
# "Now my chin smells like your mum, woop-woop-woop-woop"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
# The new muff divers suit
"for those that don't wanna go there"
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:56, archived)
# "I WEAR YOUR WIFE'S CLUNGE AS A GUM SHIELD."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
# "Here's to your fuck, Frank"
www.imdb.com/title/tt0090756/quotes
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:06, archived)
# At the scene of the accident Gerald was given an emergency strapadicomy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
# "Tiny little thing,,,born into this world,,,, what?,,,, the buzzing,,, yes the buzzing,,,all the time...."
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:18, archived)
# "god is love"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:20, archived)
# I'm just going to post this here and not open a new thread


Click for embiggened version
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# It's an old Lime works in the middle of a woods
Pretty epic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Where?
Looks amazing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:19, archived)
# it's just outside Buxton
g.co/maps/psqny
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Fuck you, it's a castle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Does one of the sewers come out deep in the Cambodian jungle?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
# where's the 'Back Panel Slide®'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# this is the front
it's obsured from view
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# "NSFW you dick"
I think just about covers it, you dick
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Professor Chike cannot approve of the incidence of the use of this device while operating a tractor
I mean

MY GRANDSON SAW THIS IMAGE! MY GRANDSON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Tell me more about this grandson of yours

Do you have any pics of him? Maybe while he's bathing?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)
# oh hai gary!
how's the new twitter account?

edit: also made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:14, archived)
# did you see the tweet he made yesterday
"I want to be in One Direction but I'm not sure I'd fit in, they're pretty tight"

edit: hahaha missed that Serafinowicz comment...brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# hahahaha
what kind of surreal world are we in, man?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# frankie boyle asked:
"Hi Gary. Would you say itโ€™s you or the captain of the Concordia thatโ€™s fucked more people in international waters?"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
# class!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
#

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Seriously,
if you fuck with a salt-water croc, you deserve the toothing you get. Hook-handed twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:45, archived)
# hhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17, archived)
# fucking A
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha!
Top work Mata!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:23, archived)
# i like this :D
reminds me of my dad describing one of his old mates.

"Hell of a boy, could drink anyone under the table, dead now...crocodiles"
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Haha

I can't help but thinking that the ability to drink everyone under the table is a handicap of sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha corkin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] It's my candle day & I wanted to see a candle.


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(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:30, archived)
# Awfully sorry, but...
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#icons
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:35, archived)
# And as a TJ:
Been in my new job two weeks and already feel like quitting. Blargh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:36, archived)
# And as it seems I'm the only one in here:
Try to buy a hard-backed envelope in Adelaide? Sorry, sir, this is the early 1980s and we don't have that sort of thing yet. Come back in 20 years or try our Sydney branch.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Also,
Anyone know where you can buy those hot chocolate warmers where you pop a tealight candle in the base? Fucked if I can get one here and it's five days until the Mrs' birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:43, archived)
# And it's too hot and my lab smells of fish.
The last bit was my fault as the pump got some pyridine vapour in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Am I on ignore yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:44, archived)
# I feel like Bruce WIllis half-way through the Sixth Sense.
Must be the gaping bullet wound.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:50, archived)
# So it would seem
sorry to hear about the job woes
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Meh, I'll man up and get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Just keep breathing the vapours from that pump, Frank
Man, you are suave! Pretty. pretty, pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:01, archived)
# don't believe the hype
I donated still no icon. wah wah wah.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# then pay for one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:38, archived)
# Any idea what the current round of icons is?
I'm bored of mine and don't mind stumping up for another set.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:42, archived)
# I don't think there's been an update since this 10th anniversary one I'm sporting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Hmm.
I'll wait.
Cheers, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Shoulda paid up for one, hmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Ning b3ta! (I am still laughing about last nights epic cdc tread)...
Today for the girls, we have DeForest Kelley, George Burns and Tom Baker.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:36, archived)
# and for the boys...
Dorothy Provine, Will Young and Bonnie McKee.

* Ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:36, archived)
# Morning
No cdc? :( gutted!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:40, archived)
# Will Young is a bit of a cock, does that count?
Ning FB
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:03, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:52, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:05, archived)
# AND EDGAR ALLEN POE???? FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:47, archived)
# While I hear your request, and 'I wasn't born yesterday.
Edgar Allan Poe was.

EDIT: Bit as you asked so nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:09, archived)
# now make samuel beckett
and make them kiss
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:29, archived)
# And then add H. P. Lovecraft
and some tentacle rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:41, archived)
# but I am at work now...
and Samuel Barclay Beckett born April 13?
That is nowhere near todays date!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)
# I seem to have lost my picture of him :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:11, archived)
# nice double Baker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:17, archived)
# lovely...something for everyone this morning
and a special woo hoo for tom baker

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Say good 'ning to the folks, Gracie
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Probably old news.
Love the Doctor!
I was reminded of your style by a really wonderful nonsensical and desolate and morbid comic I devoured today at romanticallyapocalyptic.com/archives
As far as I can tell these three artists take pictures of themselves and other things then add some things in, all painterly and posterized. I could be wrong but either way I'm covered in envy to see three people churning out such high quality weekly content.
And carry on as you were.
And cheers for Bones and God as well (heh, seldom enough you'd hear me say that about the latter).
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
# You say the kindest things...
and I will have a look at your link tonight..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 5:25, archived)
# have you heard the corduroy rap?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 5:40, archived)
# So last year.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:04, archived)
# *scritch scratch scritchy scritchy scratch scratch*
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 5:00, archived)
# wow, where've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Was kinda between computers for a while.
Oh, and then got kidnapped by twitter.
And then Skyrim.
So, soz for the apparent neglect.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 4:13, archived)
# HIS KNEE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] the original version of the album cover

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:07, archived)
# Nun better
*goes for beer*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:14, archived)
# It is now my duty to completely drain you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:16, archived)
# Pull that plug!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:19, archived)
# @
One baby to another says
I'm lucky to've met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you
I travel through a tube
And end up in your infection
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:28, archived)
# and the 3rd version of this pic so far ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 4:26, archived)
# aw bollocks
I bet my next compo entry will also be a 'bindun' too
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 4:50, archived)
# ah do it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:07, archived)
# Its dA premium membership day!! XD


So I can post poll XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:16, archived)
# Hehe I'm win XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:23, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm going to use that for a few people at work.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:18, archived)
# Why is it premium?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:19, archived)
# This service is free premium membership. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:22, archived)
# I'm willing to pay extra for standard membership
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:31, archived)
# Yeah but that would cost more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 4:21, archived)
# it's only half the price of paying double
so it's effectively twice the bargain for half the time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Gosh make one where we have to vote on whether or not we should forgive Michael Ellis.
(Well gosh nope, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:44, archived)
# OK I'll.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:46, archived)
# And don't forget to draw the picture of skateboards!!!
(Well gosh nope, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:52, archived)
# skateboard?
banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/journal/poll/2581009/
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:57, archived)
# :D
~XLRP 5 seconds ago
I still don't know who he is or why he is important
...

=metalzaki 1 minute ago
who? I honistly don't know who that is.
...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:59, archived)
# They are my dA friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 4:05, archived)
# Leave b3ta alone!
He exposed My information in b3taboard gullibility.He exposed My information in b3taboard gullibility.He exposed My information in b3taboard gullibility.He exposed My information in b3taboard gullibility.He exposed My information in b3taboard gullibility.FUUUUUUUCK!He exposed My information in b3taboard gullibility.He exposed My information in b3taboard gullibility.He exposed My information in b3taboard gullibility.He exposed My information in b3taboard gullibility.He exposed My information in b3taboard gullibility. dA over there...b3ta over here....not together!....Never together!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 4:17, archived)
# Please calm down ^^;
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 4:18, archived)
# I am very calm.
I explain things to you.
b3ta doesn't give a fuck about dA
You listen; I shut-up.
I scream in my mogu (spineless pillow) ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 4:21, archived)
# No
they're not

they're really not
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:59, archived)
# Really yeah.
XLRP and metalzaki are my friends.
Don't you decide. ):
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:39, archived)
# In which case may I respectfully suggest
That you spend more time with them, you know, on Deviant Art?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Hahaha
let's all forgive each other :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 4:21, archived)
# You bastard! you killed my father!
oh wait.. lol

thanks for that! was a great help!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:37, archived)
# What the fucking fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 5:15, archived)
# oh please fuck off
or at least keep all your pictures in the same domain so i don't have to constantly add them to my adblock list
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 6:02, archived)
# There's not even a picture for me to shit on here.
Can I come over to 'Japan' and shit on you instead?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:10, archived)
# ffs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:45, archived)
# Fucking hell
Quick, tell the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:49, archived)
# Yes
You truly truly are a premium member.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Ah no, am I late for the CDCfest? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:08, archived)
# i certainly hope not
here's my entry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:10, archived)
# Genuine zamboni moment
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:22, archived)
# lawl!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:32, archived)
# WHY THE FACE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:35, archived)
# That is
so disturbing.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 4:03, archived)
# Which one's the worm?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:38, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 5:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:55, archived)
# O PLS NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:34, archived)
# wouldnt it feel great pulling it out though?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:37, archived)
# but what if it snaps in half and the other part gets stuck up there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:47, archived)
# I hate it when that happens.
Moo.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:50, archived)
# It would wriggle for quite a while
Maybe a carnivorous bird with a long beak can get it out
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:00, archived)
# The Gayshift is in a sad state of affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:18, archived)
# shame on you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV0F_XiR48Q
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:19, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKPViUoatqw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:36, archived)

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