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# Thought I should post an image,

so that I can ask the following question:
If I multiple-tile a gif on the board, does it use up any more bandwidth for dial-up board nazis than just posting one instance of it would?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:46, archived)
# If PedroHin can do it...so can you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:47, archived)
# aww bless
marry me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)
# NEVER!
(How much money you got?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:52, archived)
# no, if the HTML asks for the same image file 10 times it is only downloaded once
why?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)
# because



(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# oh, so, "FUCK YOU, EYES"?


Click for bigger (44 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Eyes?
They're over-rated,the national average of eye-ownership is nearly two.

Fucking brilliant picture, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:53, archived)
# thanks!
Marry me!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Sorry, I'm saving myself for Heather Raybon.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:09, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:17, archived)
# You troll!
Who is this?:
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/77600/1316126983/etp.gif
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Haha, I saw you drooling down there.
She's a computer-composite, supposedly an archetype of beauty.
Not a real lady, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:26, archived)
# This world is dead to me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:28, archived)
# i think they did a composite of womens faces from around the world and that's what they came up with
...a volleyball player from Boston
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:31, archived)
# Hmm. Boston, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:32, archived)
# i made that up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:33, archived)
# Sorry.
Lily Cole is very symmetrical. Is that any consolation?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:31, archived)
# oh hell no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:33, archived)
# I've always found red-heads to be blessed with delightful vulvas.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Apart from the blokes, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:35, archived)
# All the ones I had smell like fish.
Not the good fish...the BAD fish!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:35, archived)
# she looks like a friend of mine
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:32, archived)
# name, number, address, measurements...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
# to be fair, my friend's rather prettier than that picture
but there are similarities. in honour of her privacy, i may avoid handing out name, phone number, address, measurements and so forth, though, although i'd judge that most of those are also quite satisfactory.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:36, archived)
# no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:55, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................DROPS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:56, archived)
# ooo.... that's very good
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
# top'shop
i have tried these, with varying results. can't find any right now... so
NAZI DISCO PARTY!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:10, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:13, archived)
# What the fuck is this?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:32, archived)
# just thought I'd have a bit of a swear...
Stunned by the fact I can get b3ta on my new phone.
Oh, MINGE btw.

(Can I get photoshop on my phone?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Would you want photoshop on your phone?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:18, archived)
# clearly you have never experienced the epiphany
of swapping from a £20 text+calls phone straight to a full-featured smartphone
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Indeed I haven't.
I got a touch-screen phone that turned out to be really quite dumb.
It doesn't even support google maps, despite being advertised as having it pre-loaded.
They saw me coming.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:29, archived)
# I feel you had a bad experience
The next smartphone you buy should be a Samsung Galaxy S, any of them (they've got I and II already and probably III on the way soon). They're very nice. I can't afford one, myself, but both my parents - neither of them that into technology - love them, and I'm rather jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:38, archived)
# I heard they were good,
but since I moved to sunny Wales, I don't get any mobile reception at home.
So I won't be upgrading any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:18, archived)
# Is this you?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:24, archived)
# is that me? HUH? U MEAN MY WORK, OR MY FACE?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Pedro is a giraffe love doll.......!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:57, archived)
# yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 2:00, archived)
# ha ha ha, yes! she really did freak me out, because I had a shitload of bill collectors on my butt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:39, archived)
# stalkerlolz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:44, archived)
# Allow me to explain:
I was wondering where you got your name from.
I couldn't remember the surname of the Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite, I thought that might be it. So I googled it...
Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:48, archived)
# actually it is a shortened version of a gross misspelling of my IRL name which was on some junk mail I used to get
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:56, archived)
# Yeah, sorry about that.
We're targeting our mailouts far more successfully now.
You never bought a damn thing, you tight-fisted swine.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:59, archived)
# the Hin is short for "Hiney"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 2:16, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 2:30, archived)
# His real name is Paedo Horn
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 4:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Ahahah, still got green screen in your head I see
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Ahaha - what?
President Nikon - excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Oops fixed it now I'm a little tiddly on beer
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Oh. I thought it was deliberate,
I think I preferred Nikon - adds to the silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:40, archived)
# that man is a crook
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:28, archived)
# *Jowl wobble*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Yeah, some of his solo stuff is ok, but I still prefer PiL
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Ha ha...I actually got that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)
# i am not a butt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoK9sMqQLi4
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Can't get over how fucking massive Nixon's nose is in the Watchmen movie.
It's almost exactly like the Point Break mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Lockdown!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# I like the little spittoon in front of it
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:34, archived)
# SHE COMES
Nightmare again.


Click for bigger (115 kb)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFNQFDAGCZY

...sorry. I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Why are you inflicitng that boredom on us?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Its b3ta
Thats what b3ta is for
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
# She's just reposted her shitty flounce and linked to some japanese pop over some clips from the ring.
By rights she should be getting flamed off the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:18, archived)
# As long as its original content, and it provokes discussion (good, or bad)
my standards for b3ta are pretty none-existent. Ive seen some right shite posted on here (MS paint seamy shops, barely legible doodles etc), but it flows through the board and keeps it moving, with plenty of comments.
Granted, someone else's experiences on DivvyArt in pictorial form are hardly prime LOL material, but at least its a post - one during the cold, dark gayshift, too.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# i'd sooner take seamy shops
they're usually funny, either from the fact they're so badly done, or the jokes good.
your standards meet every troll posts requirements, just saying
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
# i love seamy shops
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10676479
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
# seamcycle!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:07, archived)
# marry me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Only if you look like those giant limbed ladies you shop so well
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:47, archived)
# i'm too bored by her tedium to even bother commenting
usually
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# I do love how everyone uses the words "her" and "she"
when we all know that he's called Dave and he lives in Wrexham, has a BLOOD tattoo on his right bicep and supports the EDL (and is trying to make a British version of NAMBLA while he's at it).
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# I only found out the other day that the EDL has a welsh chapter.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:12, archived)
# hahaha do they?
the idiots. i thought i was just being silly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:14, archived)
# Yes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Eeeek
im not watching the creepy bits from the ringu films just before bedtime!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:15, archived)
# I never understand.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
# This is actually quite fucking menacing.
Also;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNHYTem01T0
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# I'm so glad Cockweasle's comment made it into that pic :)
Also why has her nose been replaced with a barcode?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# If you scan it, you die in 7 days of severe anal damage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# God this is brilliant
I can't say how glad I am I turned off adblock for a minute to see what you'd posted
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# I know, breaks are a pain
But Heston services are as good as any. Can you give me an ETA on the Bullring drop? They need that cheese. Seems to be a rush on, go figure!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Response so far has been a trifle strange
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:28, archived)
# I NEED SCISSORS! 61!


(I was so fucking drunk when I drew this.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:28, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Were you drinking to forget?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Forget the picture I drew this in response to?
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# that cheese, always a rush on at the ring
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Ill Communication.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Why is my name on this?
I AM HUMINIST!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:06, archived)
#
I quite fancy doing 3DCG tribute pic to my fave film of last year - Drive. Was doing some sketches of Gosling, seeing how i can stylise / cartoonify him. Not pushing it far enough, methinks.
I get well frustrated when i draw. I have the pic in my mind, but i cant get it on paper...

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# damnit
you already drew a cock on it - how am I supposed to deface this?

edit: I haven't seen the film, so can't really make a constructive comment...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# needs more magenta
as does this:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# ITS ALIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I drew toilet pics for you.
You never called.

/Jewish Mother mode
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:50, archived)
# What, when?
I haven't been round much lately - what did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Have i got it wrong again?
Didn't you make an album, recording thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:56, archived)
# It wasn't you.
If brains were dynamite I couldn't blow my nose. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Oh.
No toilet pics then :(
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:00, archived)
# For you
I'd clean first.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Round the rim and up the U bend?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Ajax stings.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:03, archived)
# toilet duck's the way to go
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:04, archived)
# I've remembered why I muddled it all up. User name blindness.


I thought it was a decent album cover. The title was his not mine.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Aha!
But what is a tiok?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)
# You know I never realised what your Username was about until now
It's late, I need to go and eat a doll's house
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:23, archived)
# DOH!
Me too
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:26, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:30, archived)
# I think you've done quite well in terms of cartoonifying Ryan Gosling.
Wicked film, can't get enough of it :D

Oooh, and while I'm here, I'll stick this up; a mock-up cover for Little White Lies, which I'm submitting in March. Still got a few things to change here and there, but yeah. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Thats rart good, that!
Did you see the unused / early posters for it? They were on the blu ray (and probably DVD)
There were loads of them, but i can only find 3 online:
media.screened.com/uploads/0/2762/594857-57363_super.jpg
media.screened.com/uploads/1/13433/594854-alternative-drive-poster-1_super.jpg
media.screened.com/uploads/1/14483/594862-alternative_drive_poster_2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Wow, they're fantastic!
I love the first one, very 80s ;D

When does Drive take place, anyway? It seems like it's in the 80s, but when there's technology like vibrating mobile phones etc, throws you off a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Present day
There's a brand spanking new Mustang GT in it, as well as other modern cars and gadgets, and the bloke with the knife collection (i forgot his name) mentions that he used to make movies in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Ahh~ blatantly obvious! DX
But man, that film is so 80s. I imagine parts of the west coast are like this... at least I hope so, I dig the style.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Yeah - im fucking busting to go on a 1 month trip around the states now
L.A. never looked finer than it did in this film.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# That's the thing with LA.
The upmarket bits look lovely, and the seedier areas look really badass and punk-ish, sort of Streets of Rage in nature.

I'd like to try and go back to America this Summer, probably around Texas or California.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:26, archived)
# that's ace
since i'm currently making about 50p a month (in a good month) selling stories, i might commission you, for about 10p, to make a cover some day
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:26, archived)
# Selling stories? Fair game ^^
If the graphic novel I'm writing ever gets completed, I'm thinking of selling it somehow; I know JollyJack uses a site called LuLu to sell his stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Depends what you're selling it for and how
but Lulu can be a good thing. (Check what you upload, and then buy a copy to check what they're printing, though. I got a copy of one of JJ's Sequential Art books and the page order is totally fucked up, and he swears that Lulu buggered it up after upload.) On the other hand, print quality is nice and the cover is lovely. I've also published other books through Lulu and had no problems at all.

For me right now though Lulu is worthless because I'm bound by contract to sell stories for $0.99 or more, and Lulu charge $1 a pop for digital downloads. Me, I can live without paying Lulu a cent every time someone buys one of my stories... Depends what you're wanting it for really.

Also if you put anything on Lulu you may as well whack it on Amazon as well. Amazon have "CreateSpace" which is more or less their version of Lulu. Upload the same PDF and cover, and it hits Amazon US faster than anything from Lulu will, and increases your market surface area. Probably not to any appreciable level if my execrable sales record is anything to go by, but then again I've done as much marketing as I have hang-gliding, and I'm terrified of heights.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# Ahh right
well as it stands now, I imagine the final product would be long. Really, REALLY long. We're talking about 18 chapters worth of content.

The main reason I'm doing this graphic novel is because, by and large, I enjoy it. If it's an opportunity to make money whilst doing something I like, then cool. It's just a case of where I could sell it, how, etc. To print it would cost a fucking bomb. I guess my best bet is to take it to a publisher once it's done and ask them.

I doubt it'll be done for another year or thirty, so I've got plenty of time to weigh out my options.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:05, archived)
# I'd say contact the Hedgehog from Hell and go roughly his route
Self-publish while you hawk it to agents and publishers - any legal ramifications can be dealt with afterwards when you sign away your soul. Of those, since it's a graphic novel eBooks are a waste of time, so flog it on Lulu and Amazon, and you'll be able to hit most people you'll care about. Both of them take a large but totally bearable cut of the profits to cover printing costs, and the quality coming out of both is actually generally very nice.

(Also it's just occurred to me, if you're colouring your pictures, I don't know what they insist on having uploaded but if you *can* upload everything in CMYK I'd suggest doing so - I've only published print, but I have had cover images come through from the two companies in rather different colours, and for me as a colour-blind moron to notice that is quite impressive. At least if you do your own remapping you've got control over what comes out of it.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:13, archived)
# That's kind of what will be a problem to me once I leave uni.
Whether I should sign on with a design agency or go freelance. Most post-graduate lecturers say they went freelance for a bit and then got picked up by an agent. Sounds like a good angle.

I think the pages will be in greyscale, I'm not too sure yet. JollyJack seems to get by without using colour, but I think a splash of colour would help quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:26, archived)
# the problem's only really with converting from rgb to cmyk
so the differences won't be *that* major, or shouldn't be. if it's only a splash of colour here or there on each picture it's not even going to be noticeable. if it's full-colour spreads all the way through it may not be noticeable until you compare the two printouts - then it may or may not concern you. i'm probably just anal :)

also, my alarm is going off in five hours. joy.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:30, archived)
# Yeah, my tutors have been grilling us about CMYK for a while now.
I do get it, it's just not too much of a problem for me, being able to instantly switch modes in Photoshop, etc.

I better go to bed now, gotta be up SO early D: thanks for the advice, and see you later! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
# haha
yeah photoshop can help, but even photoshop's just using one or another mapping - no idea what, since i don't have photoshop. i'm using whatever it is epson put on my computer along with the printer drivers, since i work with gimp (which is *STILL* motherfucking rgb only, which is obviously why it's "professional standard" yes, fat linux nerds, it's *totally* professional so long as you don't care about, you know, usability, or features, or semi-professional colour-spaces, or useability, or a non-shitty UI, or useability, or..... ahem) but there a quite a few journals insist i provide them with figures in cmyk, most likely so that i'm liable for any colour problems.

as for advice, i don't know how helpful any is but anything i can offer i'm happy to :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:41, archived)
# I used to do the in-house design work at a printers. Honest. I know I only post junk here.
When it comes to offset lithographic printing, it's REALLY important to understand the difference between CMYK and RGB.
One small example - when you convert from RGB to CMYK, the 'black' will be made up of all 4 colours, which can lead to all sorts of nightmares with registration.
And switching back and forth will make your colours all mushy and inaccurate.
Beware.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:44, archived)
# O Hai dA sketch zone.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Am I supposed to apologise?

Well I shan't
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Soup herb
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:38, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:38, archived)
# fuuucccck
thats scary and ace
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:41, archived)
# thx :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:44, archived)
# it is rather good...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# partially, yes :-)
My hair was a greasy mess, and both my beard and my hair needed a trim. I thought i looked a bit like freebase, so i tried my best to emulate his expression. Its humanly IMPOSSIBLE to get that gurn right, so i shopped it on.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Nicely done.
I'd be a bit scared if I could do the lunatic gurn, tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:53, archived)
# freebase himself would be hard pushed to do it
some say his gurn only looks as it does because haku rebuilt the left side of his face which was originally hidden by the computer on the rowing machine.

others dismiss this as depressing reductionism and point instead to the deals that freebase cut with the ancient black of the deeps who waiteth impatiently for its time of dominion that cometh
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Thank you, O wise one.
I prefer the second answer.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Well, ive pushed myself pretty hard occasionally down the gym
doing a last few reps on a heavy load on a weight machine can make some pretty gurntastic face expressions
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
# i gave myself a hernia once doing that
be very careful

(also: true story. it wasn't much fun.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# fuuuuck
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Oh yeah - I did a freebase in the end. Ears are shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
# that's pretty woo
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Ahaha - I love this one.
What film is it from?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Son of Godzilla
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Cool - I just ordered it off Amazon.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:55, archived)
# unbreakable?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Cool - I just ordered it off Amazon.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# almost imperceptible :)
as is this:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:56, archived)
# *drool*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Haha,
now that's a chin.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:14, archived)
# wow
(teasus likes tea, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Roger's scrotum?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Judo Casebook


Bought an amazing illustrated Judo book from a charity shop and thought it'd be funny to take out all the speech and replace it with the speech from Dear Deidre's photo casebooks. It's made me laugh doing them and hope it raises a chortle or two on here. More on our blog here:

bit.ly/wBCkCv
(grandpabutton, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Wonderfully hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Thanks!
(grandpabutton, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:07, archived)
# very nice
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Knockout
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Might be an idea to put this on the links board
or send a link along to b3ta towers so it can be considered for inclusion in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:20, archived)
# ^Very good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Hahaha, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)
# It's very small and hard to read.
So I was obliged to go have a look at your blog. Top marketing there.
+woo +yay
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# I saw a spam stoat
but it turned out to be a spam squildo
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Boycie you f'n' wa**er!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-16786487

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGIKbeNOq0
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# hahahaha
i've walked past jolie, she looked like a bobble-head doll
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# It's true,
She doesn't have a neck. Lyndhurst's chin almost matched hers.
I also GNOPSED her once, and it ended up looking like the Bobble-head Predator.

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# spot on with the description
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# not so fucking Jolie
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
# durka durka...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:56, archived)
# hahah Ahhhh durka durka durka!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:12, archived)
# I love Team America: World Police
"I got three terrorists traveling down Shakka Lakka Dakka Street!"
(trekadam30, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# The one on the right
Is Rocket from Soccer AM. But so are many girls.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:12, archived)
# apologies for the shakey lines, my wacom tablet appears to be broken
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:44, archived)
# seasick domokun has issues
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Cocoa and bed, young man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# chill out homey. u wanna listen to the smiths or what.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# cuntass
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# lambourghini cuntass?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# ITS ROFL'S CUNTOON CLUB
You can join today.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# a recreation of a pig attacking rodney king
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Struttin' that hat.
HOLY crap it's my fucking day of birthness. Waaaaaahhh. I can cry if I want to.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Shakey lines excused
but what's your excuse for that foul language young man? Wash your mouth out!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# You don't go blind
your winkie just goes purple.

Edit:Shit, just realised the transparency.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] genuine lol
also, may pearost this for the compo ?


(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# I don't know if I can.
RIP cheggit. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# DO IT!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# He looked like he was a zombie anyway, so im glad he's dead.
Has your wacom burst into flames and burnt your house down, to add insult to injury?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Cheer up you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:16, archived)
# We changed your name to Miserable Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:25, archived)
# is it a bamboo or a big tablet?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Robert Vaughn, one of the Magnificent Seven, is currently appearing in Coronation Street...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
# he was also in 'the hustle' and 'battle beyond the stars'
so he got nearly as good an eye for projects as John Travolta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Haha, very true. And Steve McQueen is currently directing low budget British arthouse films...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)
# arf!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)
#


Oooh, back when I had THAT logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)
# always liked this :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:47, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:54, archived)
# Poop

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# There was a poop in the third floor of the QMU that was so big it wouldn't flush, and so solid it wouldn't degrade. It lasted for about a week, perhaps out of compoaition - but I am sure after a few days people stopped trying to flush it out of respect
for the poop.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:04, archived)
# East meets West(world)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Bob gotta eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)
# That appears to be Yul Brynner?
I is confused.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:08, archived)
# i think it's a joke based on the fact that yul is bald, like the actor in east enders, whose head he's swapped with
y'know, cos both robert vaughn, and yul brynner were in magnificent seven
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Isn't Robert Vaugn the only surviving one of the seven?
and I think Eli Wallach is too...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Eli wallach was the baddie though
vaughn is the only remaining one of the seven
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Nicely indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# *brain fizzles*
Ver' goot!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# *sings*
one of these kids is doing his own thing....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Coolio.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Nope, but they look great.
Impractical, but great.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# I think it was your Father's..... he said something about wanting you to have it when you were old enough....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
#
Father's..... he said something about wanting you to have it when you were old enough
Mother's..... she left it round mine last night
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Shhhhh...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Just a concept, apparently
www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/m6tv3/a_sweet_lighter_concept_i_created_using_solidworks/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# bugger!
thanks for the link!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
# i'd like to see more like this
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow
that hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)
# hello stranger!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)
# well done sir
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
# escheriffic!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)
# what's the angel beach class of 1954 a reference to?
edit: just googled!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Porkies
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
# What would happen if you combined this tecnique with Captain Howdy's tecnique below...
And then made it spin like a Mofaha/Pedro as well......
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:19, archived)
# The end of all things, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
# All that money wasted on the Large hadron colider.... when all we needed was one of these....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# it would take fucking ages
and probably just fall off the bottom of the board without reply :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:23, archived)
# True!.... fun to imagine though ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)
# That has just fucked my brain!
WOOooo -- Woooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
# My
brain is making funny smells.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# it shouldn't have had that curry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Spiderpigeon!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:24, archived)
# that makes my head hurt
also, can i briefly threadjack to ask people to kindly donate 79p to the cause, buy

and then review it? ta very kindly, you won't regret it


Opinions expressed in this advert are purely subjective. Consumers may, in fact, regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)
# they hate walrus suits?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)
# i wrote the description in a hurry nad i think if i change it the story goes offline for a day
Let's all pretend that's what on Amazon actually reads

"A first year student at St Andrews encounters the We Hate Ray Bradbury Society, dedicated to Hearts, swimwear, walrus suits and hating Ray Bradbury. Over the course of the semester he slowly learns more about them... and understands less and less."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)
# aha, cool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Makes more sense this way
Also I'm going to go and check if actually I can sell cheaper on Amazon now. I don't want to sell stories for 77p, I want to sell them for 50p. When I first started selling you were capped to $1 on Amazon which they convert (rather optimistically over-estimating the value of the dollar) to 77p. It might be they've relaxed that now. Be good if they have...


Edit: Nah. I can trim one or two p from it and that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)
# The Walrus Has Really Boss Shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Ooh, he might have, actually
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)
# The Walrus Humps Rabid Baby Seals?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
# The Walrus Hates Rabid Bull Shit?
(Not aimed at you, btw, just occurred to me.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# lovely stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Ooh aye.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Paris Folding
That is mind monging.
/gervais
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Argh WHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Oh fuck
that's broken something in my head
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Hokey religions..

an experiment..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Top hole!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# OOooooh!
*Seizures*
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)
# I don't understand/care about star wars
3d is funky though
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)
# My very first 3d job was at a company that specialised in making 2d images 3d for lenticular posters and whatnot
They did a spiffy version of this very pic:
www.syndime.com/StarWars.html
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
# jeeeeeeeesus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:08, archived)
# This is very cool...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Clickitywoo!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# I just did that "free-view" nonsense at the bottom
Now it feels like I've been skullfucked
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Owww absolutely ace :-)
Say that chewie is a monkey and put in the compo ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Never!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Fingers crossed for the next challenge then!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1515991
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# That image challenge has been running since 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Best challenge ever though!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Well, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Good go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# cor, top effort
you'll get signed up to do the 3d on Clash of the Titans 2 any minute now ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:01, archived)
# The first one sucked balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# aparently Jane March was in it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# I liked the Kraken.
I think I've blanked the rest from memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:15, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# The Mom was hot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:38, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)
# faster faster faster faster!
edit: I mean "LOL, STAR TREK"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)
# ooh! very well done!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Nicely
I was thinking of making this into a flythrough but gave up fighting with Blender.
www.b3tards.com/u/9387e280261e8f505271/bathtimefun.jpg NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# My eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)
# oh, yeah.
Should have mentioned it requires you to cross your eyes. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Oh Holy Jesus!
Took a few seconds to click it was real. Or maybe I just didn't want to believe it at all.
(Johnny Bubbles, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)
# aaarrrrgghhh!!
that's twice now
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:39, archived)
# heheh
still wearing the tshirt...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# *terrorist fist jabs*
:)

I made another based on the super tub girl pic I did.
c-u-n-tees.spreadshirt.co.uk/tubgirl-to-the-rescue-A18285782/customize/color/251/error/-1
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:15, archived)
# excellent shop name :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:24, archived)
# One day I'll open a shop
with that name...one day. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)
# that's fuckin' cool
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Sliding layers?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Yes, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)
# successful test
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)
# success!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:09, archived)
#
(1.618..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Haha, the great thing about Quorn is....
You can save yourself loads of cooking time and energy by, just not bothering and putting it straight in the bin, and make yourself a sandwich to start with...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# a sandwich out of real meat too
with flavour!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Toooooo right there!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# infact, fuck it
let's slaughter a few baby seals

it's winter, man

it's cold!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# That sounds like more fun than the government advice of drinking plenty of hot fluids....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# eek! hot fluids!
you could get burned!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Alcohol sounds safer..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# "If meat is murder, is Quorn wasting police time?"
© Armando Iannucci
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Quorn is just a waste of anyones time!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Quorn murders rainforests!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Ban this sick filth now!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# *makes self into a sandwich
(1.618..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Don't stingey with the filling.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)
# OOOO BURN!
and fuck my stupid internet connection, bah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# erm
the fake chicken slices are quite nice



yeah? well carry on then
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# the shit eating cunt
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# 'kin ell
fastest FP EVER
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# That's a mistake, surely?
It's not even on the popular page. This place is weird.
(1.618..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# 'orrible stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
# :(
won't invite you round for dinner then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)
# It's the texture, not the taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
# What do vegitarian maggots eat?
Linda McCartney.
That joke doesn't work as she was cremated...I say cremated, someone left her in the oven too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# His next wife came preinstalled with kindling......
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Heather Mills won £25million in the divorce
but she's a woman she'll only spend it on
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# *gets an attack of coffee splurted out through the nostrils*
LOL
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Is it veggie-bashing night?
Quorn isn't horrible, just not very similar to meat. As most veggies don't like meat, that isn't generally a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# I love meat, but also really love proper veggie dishes too.....
But why spoil proper lovely veggie dishes with something as revolting as quorn? it's not meat and meat eaters hate it, and it just spoils lovely veggie dishes....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I haven't had it for years, but I like it.
(1.618..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# this is how I put it, usually
meat's delicious, but that has nothing to do with why I don't eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I quite like it
but I think of it as a way of making vegetables filling.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
# As a veggie
I don't eat meat or things moulded to look like meat i.e. Quorn. I eat veggies and other plants.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:22, archived)
# heehee
funnyname
(1.618..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Quorn isn't marketed at vegetarians, it's for meat-reducers, slimmers and fussy teenage girls
I've been veggie 20 years, have never touched Quorn and don't have any veggie friends who eat it.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I used to ear Linda McCartney sausages
then I got one of the haunted packs they tried to recall :(
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Linda's sausages taste like sawdust
and I wouldn't want one in my ear.

Veggie frankfurters taste pretty much like meaty ones, but mainly because there is about 0.001% meat in the average Frank so leaving it out is not much of a loss.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Before I saw the Quorn packet
I thought it was going to be about Kisses on the Bottom
(Tont, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# It sort of is
(1.618..., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 7:59, archived)
# I'm confused?
Is he eating it, or just been sick from eating it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Neither necessarily
just rolling in it, gettin messy
(1.618..., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Snorting it?
Twice? Both ends?
(1.618..., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)
# pfffttt
just the way i like to see that numpty..... Paul I shall never forgive you making my life hell for a few days.... I slap thee
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Trikeceratops
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# That is a good hat
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Ooh, lovely arts!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
# The is wheely good
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# :D :D Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Yay..... lovely work....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# This is brills.
You have skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
fucking museum dinosaurs. bullies and hoodlums, that's all they are.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
# that's unbelievably good, fuck off
i even checked on tineye with the hope that i would quickly prove you didn't do it, but nothing doing. instead i'm going to drown you in bitter jealousy (and click)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Arrrrgh the bile....
Wins my reply of the year so far award :)
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)
# i wish i could draw as well as you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Giving me the horn
thrice
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# That is just a lovely thing
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:22, archived)
# ooooo!! lully
reminds me of Durer :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Almost as good as mine :P
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
# T'rific!
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# He is going to hurt something if he's not careful!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
# i think kane is hurting him!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:39, archived)
# brill! i can really hear the symbols, is it possible for a picture to be onomatopoeic?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)
# i think you're going mental, sock
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha....you're on a roll with this compo..
*click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)
# as are you sir
two fps, nicely!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Work those pecks.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Why do monkeys have flat knobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:05, archived)
# because your mom has fat ass cheeks
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Damn
you knew it
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:23, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)
# \o/
over & over & over & over & over
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Too obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# His Marvin was shit.
No malicious undertone. Jack Dee would have been so much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# As would Stephen Moore or David Learner.
Rickman is an awesome actor, but it is a visual skill, predominantly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)
# He's good at falling off shit, certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# One of the greats.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Still would've been a shit marvin
He looked like Asimo where it should've looked like PETMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# ^
Still, DNA was involved and liked it.

From reading Chapman's book, DNA was a bit of a dick who had a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# take that back
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Not a Criticism.
More A Threadjack.

This is how shit my day was.

/Relurk
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I feel you bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Have you considered, perhaps, taking a shit?
I know I have and it just felt GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# mine was quite good but fell apart about 15 minutes back
now it's shit. whisky will make it better.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# My antivirus says that is
bad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# ESET says No
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
# not just mine then
phew!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# ho......ho......ho......
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Slytherin!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:30, archived)
# gotta love Bootsy
George is with the Mother Ship though
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Seems like the piss has cooled down a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# It's just pure distilled funk now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# What about them?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Tasty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBcJlBCGjQo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Kick 'em out


Whatever the fuck they were supposed to be.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Who wouldn't want a bit of Monkey Physio
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# If I may just add this here,
Has nothing to do with the compo, but was asked to do it earlier for someone and I liked it.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
#
someone Hornby
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)
# I've got this, it's wank.
The car keeps getting stuck in the tunnel.
*dodges flying shoes and tomatoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)
# The little paparazzi scooters keep going missing too
i always find them in the newspaper the next day
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# My mum stepped on mine and broke them
then blamed me for leaving them "laying about everywhere".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] evenin' all
Bongo and Twit play the Sands:


Also...Coming Soon to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the 2 inch hemline lift in Deri Air business class flights, 10 characters from the paintings as figurines with retro accessories.
Should be ready about mid Feb ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Spiffy stuff, Clayton!
Nice figures too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Excellent....All excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# CLAY!!!!!
Hello, lovely pic.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Fabulous indeed..... wonders if the sands are near the cliff ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# nicely
you're a busy guy with the figurines and stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Classius
Clay!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:23, archived)

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