Thought I should post an image,
so that I can ask the following question:
If I multiple-tile a gif on the board, does it use up any more bandwidth for dial-up board nazis than just posting one instance of it would?
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:46,
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so that I can ask the following question:
If I multiple-tile a gif on the board, does it use up any more bandwidth for dial-up board nazis than just posting one instance of it would?
no, if the HTML asks for the same image file 10 times it is only downloaded once
why?
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:48,
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Eyes?
They're over-rated,the national average of eye-ownership is nearly two.
Fucking brilliant picture, by the way.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:53,
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Fucking brilliant picture, by the way.
You troll!
Who is this?:
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/77600/1316126983/etp.gif
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:20,
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s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/77600/1316126983/etp.gif
Haha, I saw you drooling down there.
She's a computer-composite, supposedly an archetype of beauty.
Not a real lady, I'm afraid.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:26,
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Not a real lady, I'm afraid.
i think they did a composite of womens faces from around the world and that's what they came up with
...a volleyball player from Boston
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:31,
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I've always found red-heads to be blessed with delightful vulvas.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:34,
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All the ones I had smell like fish.
Not the good fish...the BAD fish!
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:35,
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to be fair, my friend's rather prettier than that picture
but there are similarities. in honour of her privacy, i may avoid handing out name, phone number, address, measurements and so forth, though, although i'd judge that most of those are also quite satisfactory.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:36,
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top'shop
i have tried these, with varying results. can't find any right now... so
NAZI DISCO PARTY!
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:10,
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NAZI DISCO PARTY!
just thought I'd have a bit of a swear...
Stunned by the fact I can get b3ta on my new phone.
Oh, MINGE btw.
(Can I get photoshop on my phone?)
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:16,
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Oh, MINGE btw.
(Can I get photoshop on my phone?)
clearly you have never experienced the epiphany
of swapping from a £20 text+calls phone straight to a full-featured smartphone
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:20,
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Indeed I haven't.
I got a touch-screen phone that turned out to be really quite dumb.
It doesn't even support google maps, despite being advertised as having it pre-loaded.
They saw me coming.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:29,
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It doesn't even support google maps, despite being advertised as having it pre-loaded.
They saw me coming.
I feel you had a bad experience
The next smartphone you buy should be a Samsung Galaxy S, any of them (they've got I and II already and probably III on the way soon). They're very nice. I can't afford one, myself, but both my parents - neither of them that into technology - love them, and I'm rather jealous.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:38,
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I heard they were good,
but since I moved to sunny Wales, I don't get any mobile reception at home.
So I won't be upgrading any time soon.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:46,
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So I won't be upgrading any time soon.
ha ha ha, yes! she really did freak me out, because I had a shitload of bill collectors on my butt
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:39,
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Allow me to explain:
I was wondering where you got your name from.
I couldn't remember the surname of the Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite, I thought that might be it. So I googled it...
Honest.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:48,
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I couldn't remember the surname of the Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite, I thought that might be it. So I googled it...
Honest.
actually it is a shortened version of a gross misspelling of my IRL name which was on some junk mail I used to get
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:56,
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Yeah, sorry about that.
We're targeting our mailouts far more successfully now.
You never bought a damn thing, you tight-fisted swine.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:59,
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You never bought a damn thing, you tight-fisted swine.
Oh. I thought it was deliberate,
I think I preferred Nikon - adds to the silliness.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:40,
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Can't get over how fucking massive Nixon's nose is in the Watchmen movie.
It's almost exactly like the Point Break mask.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:31,
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SHE COMES
Nightmare again.
Click for bigger (115 kb)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFNQFDAGCZY
...sorry. I'm bored.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:13,
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Click for bigger (115 kb)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFNQFDAGCZY
...sorry. I'm bored.
She's just reposted her shitty flounce and linked to some japanese pop over some clips from the ring.
By rights she should be getting flamed off the board.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:18,
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As long as its original content, and it provokes discussion (good, or bad)
my standards for b3ta are pretty none-existent. Ive seen some right shite posted on here (MS paint seamy shops, barely legible doodles etc), but it flows through the board and keeps it moving, with plenty of comments.
Granted, someone else's experiences on DivvyArt in pictorial form are hardly prime LOL material, but at least its a post - one during the cold, dark gayshift, too.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:21,
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Granted, someone else's experiences on DivvyArt in pictorial form are hardly prime LOL material, but at least its a post - one during the cold, dark gayshift, too.
i'd sooner take seamy shops
they're usually funny, either from the fact they're so badly done, or the jokes good.
your standards meet every troll posts requirements, just saying
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:25,
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your standards meet every troll posts requirements, just saying
Only if you look like those giant limbed ladies you shop so well
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:34,
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I do love how everyone uses the words "her" and "she"
when we all know that he's called Dave and he lives in Wrexham, has a BLOOD tattoo on his right bicep and supports the EDL (and is trying to make a British version of NAMBLA while he's at it).
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:04,
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I only found out the other day that the EDL has a welsh chapter.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:12,
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Eeeek
im not watching the creepy bits from the ringu films just before bedtime!
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:15,
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I'm so glad Cockweasle's comment made it into that pic :)
Also why has her nose been replaced with a barcode?
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:21,
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God this is brilliant
I can't say how glad I am I turned off adblock for a minute to see what you'd posted
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:22,
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I know, breaks are a pain
But Heston services are as good as any. Can you give me an ETA on the Bullring drop? They need that cheese. Seems to be a rush on, go figure!
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I quite fancy doing 3DCG tribute pic to my fave film of last year - Drive. Was doing some sketches of Gosling, seeing how i can stylise / cartoonify him. Not pushing it far enough, methinks.
I get well frustrated when i draw. I have the pic in my mind, but i cant get it on paper...
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:39,
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I get well frustrated when i draw. I have the pic in my mind, but i cant get it on paper...
damnit
you already drew a cock on it - how am I supposed to deface this?
edit: I haven't seen the film, so can't really make a constructive comment...
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:43,
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edit: I haven't seen the film, so can't really make a constructive comment...
I drew toilet pics for you.
You never called.
/Jewish Mother mode
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:50,
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/Jewish Mother mode
What, when?
I haven't been round much lately - what did I miss?
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:52,
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Have i got it wrong again?
Didn't you make an album, recording thingy?
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:56,
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It wasn't you.
If brains were dynamite I couldn't blow my nose. Sorry.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:58,
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I've remembered why I muddled it all up. User name blindness.
I thought it was a decent album cover. The title was his not mine.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:09,
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I thought it was a decent album cover. The title was his not mine.
You know I never realised what your Username was about until now
It's late, I need to go and eat a doll's house
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I think you've done quite well in terms of cartoonifying Ryan Gosling.
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Thats rart good, that!
Did you see the unused / early posters for it? They were on the blu ray (and probably DVD)
There were loads of them, but i can only find 3 online:
media.screened.com/uploads/0/2762/594857-57363_super.jpg
media.screened.com/uploads/1/13433/594854-alternative-drive-poster-1_super.jpg
media.screened.com/uploads/1/14483/594862-alternative_drive_poster_2.jpg
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There were loads of them, but i can only find 3 online:
media.screened.com/uploads/0/2762/594857-57363_super.jpg
media.screened.com/uploads/1/13433/594854-alternative-drive-poster-1_super.jpg
media.screened.com/uploads/1/14483/594862-alternative_drive_poster_2.jpg
Wow, they're fantastic!
I love the first one, very 80s ;D
When does Drive take place, anyway? It seems like it's in the 80s, but when there's technology like vibrating mobile phones etc, throws you off a bit.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:12,
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When does Drive take place, anyway? It seems like it's in the 80s, but when there's technology like vibrating mobile phones etc, throws you off a bit.
Present day
There's a brand spanking new Mustang GT in it, as well as other modern cars and gadgets, and the bloke with the knife collection (i forgot his name) mentions that he used to make movies in the 80s.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:13,
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Ahh~ blatantly obvious! DX
But man, that film is so 80s. I imagine parts of the west coast are like this... at least I hope so, I dig the style.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:17,
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Yeah - im fucking busting to go on a 1 month trip around the states now
L.A. never looked finer than it did in this film.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:24,
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That's the thing with LA.
The upmarket bits look lovely, and the seedier areas look really badass and punk-ish, sort of Streets of Rage in nature.
I'd like to try and go back to America this Summer, probably around Texas or California.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:26,
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I'd like to try and go back to America this Summer, probably around Texas or California.
that's ace
since i'm currently making about 50p a month (in a good month) selling stories, i might commission you, for about 10p, to make a cover some day
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:26,
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Selling stories? Fair game ^^
If the graphic novel I'm writing ever gets completed, I'm thinking of selling it somehow; I know JollyJack uses a site called LuLu to sell his stuff.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:30,
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Depends what you're selling it for and how
but Lulu can be a good thing. (Check what you upload, and then buy a copy to check what they're printing, though. I got a copy of one of JJ's Sequential Art books and the page order is totally fucked up, and he swears that Lulu buggered it up after upload.) On the other hand, print quality is nice and the cover is lovely. I've also published other books through Lulu and had no problems at all.
For me right now though Lulu is worthless because I'm bound by contract to sell stories for $0.99 or more, and Lulu charge $1 a pop for digital downloads. Me, I can live without paying Lulu a cent every time someone buys one of my stories... Depends what you're wanting it for really.
Also if you put anything on Lulu you may as well whack it on Amazon as well. Amazon have "CreateSpace" which is more or less their version of Lulu. Upload the same PDF and cover, and it hits Amazon US faster than anything from Lulu will, and increases your market surface area. Probably not to any appreciable level if my execrable sales record is anything to go by, but then again I've done as much marketing as I have hang-gliding, and I'm terrified of heights.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:59,
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For me right now though Lulu is worthless because I'm bound by contract to sell stories for $0.99 or more, and Lulu charge $1 a pop for digital downloads. Me, I can live without paying Lulu a cent every time someone buys one of my stories... Depends what you're wanting it for really.
Also if you put anything on Lulu you may as well whack it on Amazon as well. Amazon have "CreateSpace" which is more or less their version of Lulu. Upload the same PDF and cover, and it hits Amazon US faster than anything from Lulu will, and increases your market surface area. Probably not to any appreciable level if my execrable sales record is anything to go by, but then again I've done as much marketing as I have hang-gliding, and I'm terrified of heights.
Ahh right
well as it stands now, I imagine the final product would be long. Really, REALLY long. We're talking about 18 chapters worth of content.
The main reason I'm doing this graphic novel is because, by and large, I enjoy it. If it's an opportunity to make money whilst doing something I like, then cool. It's just a case of where I could sell it, how, etc. To print it would cost a fucking bomb. I guess my best bet is to take it to a publisher once it's done and ask them.
I doubt it'll be done for another year or thirty, so I've got plenty of time to weigh out my options.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:05,
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The main reason I'm doing this graphic novel is because, by and large, I enjoy it. If it's an opportunity to make money whilst doing something I like, then cool. It's just a case of where I could sell it, how, etc. To print it would cost a fucking bomb. I guess my best bet is to take it to a publisher once it's done and ask them.
I doubt it'll be done for another year or thirty, so I've got plenty of time to weigh out my options.
I'd say contact the Hedgehog from Hell and go roughly his route
Self-publish while you hawk it to agents and publishers - any legal ramifications can be dealt with afterwards when you sign away your soul. Of those, since it's a graphic novel eBooks are a waste of time, so flog it on Lulu and Amazon, and you'll be able to hit most people you'll care about. Both of them take a large but totally bearable cut of the profits to cover printing costs, and the quality coming out of both is actually generally very nice.
(Also it's just occurred to me, if you're colouring your pictures, I don't know what they insist on having uploaded but if you *can* upload everything in CMYK I'd suggest doing so - I've only published print, but I have had cover images come through from the two companies in rather different colours, and for me as a colour-blind moron to notice that is quite impressive. At least if you do your own remapping you've got control over what comes out of it.)
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(Also it's just occurred to me, if you're colouring your pictures, I don't know what they insist on having uploaded but if you *can* upload everything in CMYK I'd suggest doing so - I've only published print, but I have had cover images come through from the two companies in rather different colours, and for me as a colour-blind moron to notice that is quite impressive. At least if you do your own remapping you've got control over what comes out of it.)
That's kind of what will be a problem to me once I leave uni.
Whether I should sign on with a design agency or go freelance. Most post-graduate lecturers say they went freelance for a bit and then got picked up by an agent. Sounds like a good angle.
I think the pages will be in greyscale, I'm not too sure yet. JollyJack seems to get by without using colour, but I think a splash of colour would help quite a lot.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:26,
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I think the pages will be in greyscale, I'm not too sure yet. JollyJack seems to get by without using colour, but I think a splash of colour would help quite a lot.
the problem's only really with converting from rgb to cmyk
so the differences won't be *that* major, or shouldn't be. if it's only a splash of colour here or there on each picture it's not even going to be noticeable. if it's full-colour spreads all the way through it may not be noticeable until you compare the two printouts - then it may or may not concern you. i'm probably just anal :)
also, my alarm is going off in five hours. joy.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:30,
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also, my alarm is going off in five hours. joy.
Yeah, my tutors have been grilling us about CMYK for a while now.
I do get it, it's just not too much of a problem for me, being able to instantly switch modes in Photoshop, etc.
I better go to bed now, gotta be up SO early D: thanks for the advice, and see you later! :D
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:34,
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I better go to bed now, gotta be up SO early D: thanks for the advice, and see you later! :D
haha
yeah photoshop can help, but even photoshop's just using one or another mapping - no idea what, since i don't have photoshop. i'm using whatever it is epson put on my computer along with the printer drivers, since i work with gimp (which is *STILL* motherfucking rgb only, which is obviously why it's "professional standard" yes, fat linux nerds, it's *totally* professional so long as you don't care about, you know, usability, or features, or semi-professional colour-spaces, or useability, or a non-shitty UI, or useability, or..... ahem) but there a quite a few journals insist i provide them with figures in cmyk, most likely so that i'm liable for any colour problems.
as for advice, i don't know how helpful any is but anything i can offer i'm happy to :)
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:41,
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as for advice, i don't know how helpful any is but anything i can offer i'm happy to :)
I used to do the in-house design work at a printers. Honest. I know I only post junk here.
When it comes to offset lithographic printing, it's REALLY important to understand the difference between CMYK and RGB.
One small example - when you convert from RGB to CMYK, the 'black' will be made up of all 4 colours, which can lead to all sorts of nightmares with registration.
And switching back and forth will make your colours all mushy and inaccurate.
Beware.
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:44,
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One small example - when you convert from RGB to CMYK, the 'black' will be made up of all 4 colours, which can lead to all sorts of nightmares with registration.
And switching back and forth will make your colours all mushy and inaccurate.
Beware.
partially, yes :-)
My hair was a greasy mess, and both my beard and my hair needed a trim. I thought i looked a bit like freebase, so i tried my best to emulate his expression. Its humanly IMPOSSIBLE to get that gurn right, so i shopped it on.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:49,
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Nicely done.
I'd be a bit scared if I could do the lunatic gurn, tbh.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:53,
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freebase himself would be hard pushed to do it
some say his gurn only looks as it does because haku rebuilt the left side of his face which was originally hidden by the computer on the rowing machine.
others dismiss this as depressing reductionism and point instead to the deals that freebase cut with the ancient black of the deeps who waiteth impatiently for its time of dominion that cometh
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:05,
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others dismiss this as depressing reductionism and point instead to the deals that freebase cut with the ancient black of the deeps who waiteth impatiently for its time of dominion that cometh
Well, ive pushed myself pretty hard occasionally down the gym
doing a last few reps on a heavy load on a weight machine can make some pretty gurntastic face expressions
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:12,
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i gave myself a hernia once doing that
be very careful
(also: true story. it wasn't much fun.)
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:24,
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(also: true story. it wasn't much fun.)
Judo Casebook
Bought an amazing illustrated Judo book from a charity shop and thought it'd be funny to take out all the speech and replace it with the speech from Dear Deidre's photo casebooks. It's made me laugh doing them and hope it raises a chortle or two on here. More on our blog here:
bit.ly/wBCkCv
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:55,
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Bought an amazing illustrated Judo book from a charity shop and thought it'd be funny to take out all the speech and replace it with the speech from Dear Deidre's photo casebooks. It's made me laugh doing them and hope it raises a chortle or two on here. More on our blog here:
bit.ly/wBCkCv
Might be an idea to put this on the links board
or send a link along to b3ta towers so it can be considered for inclusion in the newsletter.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:20,
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It's very small and hard to read.
So I was obliged to go have a look at your blog. Top marketing there.
+woo +yay
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:31,
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+woo +yay
hahahaha
i've walked past jolie, she looked like a bobble-head doll
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:34,
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It's true,
She doesn't have a neck. Lyndhurst's chin almost matched hers.
I also GNOPSED her once, and it ended up looking like the Bobble-head Predator.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:40,
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I also GNOPSED her once, and it ended up looking like the Bobble-head Predator.
I love Team America: World Police
"I got three terrorists traveling down Shakka Lakka Dakka Street!"
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The one on the right
Is Rocket from Soccer AM. But so are many girls.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:12,
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apologies for the shakey lines, my wacom tablet appears to be broken
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Struttin' that hat.
HOLY crap it's my fucking day of birthness. Waaaaaahhh. I can cry if I want to.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:19,
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Shakey lines excused
but what's your excuse for that foul language young man? Wash your mouth out!
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:53,
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You don't go blind
your winkie just goes purple.
Edit:Shit, just realised the transparency.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:57,
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Edit:Shit, just realised the transparency.
He looked like he was a zombie anyway, so im glad he's dead.
Has your wacom burst into flames and burnt your house down, to add insult to injury?
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:04,
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Robert Vaughn, one of the Magnificent Seven, is currently appearing in Coronation Street...
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:36,
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he was also in 'the hustle' and 'battle beyond the stars'
so he got nearly as good an eye for projects as John Travolta
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:38,
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Haha, very true. And Steve McQueen is currently directing low budget British arthouse films...
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:39,
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:06,
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There was a poop in the third floor of the QMU that was so big it wouldn't flush, and so solid it wouldn't degrade. It lasted for about a week, perhaps out of compoaition - but I am sure after a few days people stopped trying to flush it out of respect
for the poop.
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i think it's a joke based on the fact that yul is bald, like the actor in east enders, whose head he's swapped with
y'know, cos both robert vaughn, and yul brynner were in magnificent seven
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:12,
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Isn't Robert Vaugn the only surviving one of the seven?
and I think Eli Wallach is too...
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:19,
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Eli wallach was the baddie though
vaughn is the only remaining one of the seven
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:27,
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I think it was your Father's..... he said something about wanting you to have it when you were old enough....
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:20,
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Mother's..... she left it round mine last night
what's the angel beach class of 1954 a reference to?
edit: just googled!
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:26,
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What would happen if you combined this tecnique with Captain Howdy's tecnique below...
And then made it spin like a Mofaha/Pedro as well......
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:19,
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All that money wasted on the Large hadron colider.... when all we needed was one of these....
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:21,
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it would take fucking ages
and probably just fall off the bottom of the board without reply :)
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:23,
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i wrote the description in a hurry nad i think if i change it the story goes offline for a day
Let's all pretend that's what on Amazon actually reads
"A first year student at St Andrews encounters the We Hate Ray Bradbury Society, dedicated to Hearts, swimwear, walrus suits and hating Ray Bradbury. Over the course of the semester he slowly learns more about them... and understands less and less."
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:30,
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"A first year student at St Andrews encounters the We Hate Ray Bradbury Society, dedicated to Hearts, swimwear, walrus suits and hating Ray Bradbury. Over the course of the semester he slowly learns more about them... and understands less and less."
Makes more sense this way
Also I'm going to go and check if actually I can sell cheaper on Amazon now. I don't want to sell stories for 77p, I want to sell them for 50p. When I first started selling you were capped to $1 on Amazon which they convert (rather optimistically over-estimating the value of the dollar) to 77p. It might be they've relaxed that now. Be good if they have...
Edit: Nah. I can trim one or two p from it and that's it.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:40,
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Edit: Nah. I can trim one or two p from it and that's it.
The Walrus Hates Rabid Bull Shit?
(Not aimed at you, btw, just occurred to me.)
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:38,
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My very first 3d job was at a company that specialised in making 2d images 3d for lenticular posters and whatnot
They did a spiffy version of this very pic:
www.syndime.com/StarWars.html
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:57,
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www.syndime.com/StarWars.html
I just did that "free-view" nonsense at the bottom
Now it feels like I've been skullfucked
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Owww absolutely ace :-)
Say that chewie is a monkey and put in the compo ;-)
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:59,
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cor, top effort
you'll get signed up to do the 3d on Clash of the Titans 2 any minute now ;D
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:01,
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I liked the Kraken.
I think I've blanked the rest from memory.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:15,
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Nicely
I was thinking of making this into a flythrough but gave up fighting with Blender.
www.b3tards.com/u/9387e280261e8f505271/bathtimefun.jpg NSFW
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:09,
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www.b3tards.com/u/9387e280261e8f505271/bathtimefun.jpg NSFW
oh, yeah.
Should have mentioned it requires you to cross your eyes. ;)
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:14,
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Oh Holy Jesus!
Took a few seconds to click it was real. Or maybe I just didn't want to believe it at all.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:25,
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*terrorist fist jabs*
:)
I made another based on the super tub girl pic I did.
c-u-n-tees.spreadshirt.co.uk/tubgirl-to-the-rescue-A18285782/customize/color/251/error/-1
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:15,
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I made another based on the super tub girl pic I did.
c-u-n-tees.spreadshirt.co.uk/tubgirl-to-the-rescue-A18285782/customize/color/251/error/-1
Haha, the great thing about Quorn is....
You can save yourself loads of cooking time and energy by, just not bothering and putting it straight in the bin, and make yourself a sandwich to start with...
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:47,
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infact, fuck it
let's slaughter a few baby seals
it's winter, man
it's cold!
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:49,
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it's winter, man
it's cold!
That sounds like more fun than the government advice of drinking plenty of hot fluids....
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:53,
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"If meat is murder, is Quorn wasting police time?"
© Armando Iannucci
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:53,
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erm
the fake chicken slices are quite nice
yeah? well carry on then
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:41,
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yeah? well carry on then
That's a mistake, surely?
It's not even on the popular page. This place is weird.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:49,
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What do vegitarian maggots eat?
Linda McCartney.
That joke doesn't work as she was cremated...I say cremated, someone left her in the oven too long.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:13,
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That joke doesn't work as she was cremated...I say cremated, someone left her in the oven too long.
Heather Mills won £25million in the divorce
but she's a woman she'll only spend it on
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:21,
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*gets an attack of coffee splurted out through the nostrils*
LOL
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:00,
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Is it veggie-bashing night?
Quorn isn't horrible, just not very similar to meat. As most veggies don't like meat, that isn't generally a problem.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:32,
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I love meat, but also really love proper veggie dishes too.....
But why spoil proper lovely veggie dishes with something as revolting as quorn? it's not meat and meat eaters hate it, and it just spoils lovely veggie dishes....
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:37,
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this is how I put it, usually
meat's delicious, but that has nothing to do with why I don't eat it.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:36,
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I quite like it
but I think of it as a way of making vegetables filling.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:20,
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As a veggie
I don't eat meat or things moulded to look like meat i.e. Quorn. I eat veggies and other plants.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:22,
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Quorn isn't marketed at vegetarians, it's for meat-reducers, slimmers and fussy teenage girls
I've been veggie 20 years, have never touched Quorn and don't have any veggie friends who eat it.
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Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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I used to ear Linda McCartney sausages
then I got one of the haunted packs they tried to recall :(
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:21,
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Linda's sausages taste like sawdust
and I wouldn't want one in my ear.
Veggie frankfurters taste pretty much like meaty ones, but mainly because there is about 0.001% meat in the average Frank so leaving it out is not much of a loss.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:42,
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Veggie frankfurters taste pretty much like meaty ones, but mainly because there is about 0.001% meat in the average Frank so leaving it out is not much of a loss.
Before I saw the Quorn packet
I thought it was going to be about Kisses on the Bottom
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:01,
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I'm confused?
Is he eating it, or just been sick from eating it?
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:29,
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pfffttt
just the way i like to see that numpty..... Paul I shall never forgive you making my life hell for a few days.... I slap thee
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:15,
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hahaha
fucking museum dinosaurs. bullies and hoodlums, that's all they are.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:03,
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that's unbelievably good, fuck off
i even checked on tineye with the hope that i would quickly prove you didn't do it, but nothing doing. instead i'm going to drown you in bitter jealousy (and click)
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:58,
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Arrrrgh the bile....
Wins my reply of the year so far award :)
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:18,
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brill! i can really hear the symbols, is it possible for a picture to be onomatopoeic?
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:14,
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His Marvin was shit.
No malicious undertone. Jack Dee would have been so much better.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:51,
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As would Stephen Moore or David Learner.
Rickman is an awesome actor, but it is a visual skill, predominantly.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:54,
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Still would've been a shit marvin
He looked like Asimo where it should've looked like PETMAN
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:59,
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^
Still, DNA was involved and liked it.
From reading Chapman's book, DNA was a bit of a dick who had a good idea.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:00,
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From reading Chapman's book, DNA was a bit of a dick who had a good idea.
Not a Criticism.
More A Threadjack.
This is how shit my day was.
/Relurk
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:06,
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This is how shit my day was.
/Relurk
Have you considered, perhaps, taking a shit?
I know I have and it just felt GREAT!
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:44,
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mine was quite good but fell apart about 15 minutes back
now it's shit. whisky will make it better.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:53,
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I've got this, it's wank.
The car keeps getting stuck in the tunnel.
*dodges flying shoes and tomatoes*
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:15,
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*dodges flying shoes and tomatoes*
The little paparazzi scooters keep going missing too
i always find them in the newspaper the next day
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:20,
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My mum stepped on mine and broke them
then blamed me for leaving them "laying about everywhere".
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:20,
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evenin' all
Bongo and Twit play the Sands:
Also...Coming Soon to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the 2 inch hemline lift in Deri Air business class flights, 10 characters from the paintings as figurines with retro accessories.
Should be ready about mid Feb ;)
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:46,
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Also...Coming Soon to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the 2 inch hemline lift in Deri Air business class flights, 10 characters from the paintings as figurines with retro accessories.
Should be ready about mid Feb ;)
Fabulous indeed..... wonders if the sands are near the cliff ;-)
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