Strange how a bit of magenta changes the meaning of a web page...
I want to extend the magic.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:19,
archived)
perhaps one of the many fan heaters you have might help.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 20:39,
archived)
had to watch that shit most of yesterdayi now hate mr. tumbles even more than i did before, which was a lot.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:19,
archived)
Justin's House is almost as badI shall be subjected to hours of it on Tuesday.
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:29,
archived)
he really is a cunt Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:41,
archived)
He always talks in such a slow, over-animated and partonising tone.Does he think we're fucking deaf or something?
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:49,
archived)
yesthat's why he uses sign language
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:53,
archived)
oh, he does that, too Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:57,
archived)
hahahahaha! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:40,
archived)
aaah, nina...the highlight of my daily beebies. some benefits to owner a toddler.
(
moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:22,
archived)
she just needs to be carrying a few beer steins and we'll be in business.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 20:42,
archived)
"...develop your child's knowledge and understanding of how their bodies work..."?No good can come of it, you mark my words.
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:24,
archived)
One would think too much 'sensory fun' would be bad for one's hand-eye coordination.In other news Nina would totally get it. For a whole three minutes.
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:34,
archived)
It also works well with shit music videos.
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:50,
archived)
What the fuck WAS all that anyway?
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:10,
archived)
We're awake now, thank fuck.*sets alarm clock just in case*
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:15,
archived)
Wake up and smell the toast.
*sheepishly waves at amoebaboy* o/
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:50,
archived)
maybe it's like the ringsomething happens
then one week later.....
(then one week later.....
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 20:07,
archived)
Diseased rabbit nun crawls out of your laptop screenwith a bloody pineapple peeler in her hand shrieking 'NEVER FORGIVE!'.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 20:13,
archived)
I heard she yiffs your brains out.And it's not pleasant.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 20:24,
archived)
Are they taking them in or out?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:10,
archived)
And you call yourself a scientist.Pffft!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:13,
archived)
It's mostly other people calling me one, tbhBut part of being one is asking questions that no one else is asking
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:14,
archived)
Oh like "What are the hidden planes of existential quantification"?
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:19,
archived)
No. More like "did you put your sex cock in the marmalade jar again?" mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:22,
archived)
Why has someone dropped their baby on the steps?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:11,
archived)
I think if the Mr Hankey were and orignal..... it would fetch a fortune at the auction...I think there would be a rush of people wanting to buy it..
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:12,
archived)
All of whom with massive lobotomy scars across their forehead. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:16,
archived)
I feel stunedPeople should stune more often
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:27,
archived)
They should be carefulThey could cut their fingers on those frames
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:15,
archived)
HEY THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TYPE OF FALL FASHIONS JOKE I LIKE
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:31,
archived)
You want to make some real money? Invest in my new fashion line. It's all the rage with protesters, looters, ......and mobs!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:43,
archived)
Somebody could get seriously hurt if one of those autumns over.
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:47,
archived)
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS TYPE OF FALL FASHIONS JOKE AT ALL mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:57,
archived)
I'm sure some are or will be disappointed at the turn of events.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:18,
archived)
I am crushed...as you can see. U__U (see...i made a sad face with 2 'U's and a line in the middle)
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:22,
archived)
HahahahaNever forgive!
I am stuck with the domain neverforgivemichaelellis.com now though!
(I am stuck with the domain neverforgivemichaelellis.com now though!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:26,
archived)
it could be really valuable one dayin a post modern ironic non valuable way
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 20:08,
archived)
are they emptying the Mogallery? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:29,
archived)
Yes.It's shit.
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:30,
archived)
Kissy kissy
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:05,
archived)
i wouldn't try roll-on with that thingit'd eat it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:06,
archived)
This is exactly why I'd try a roll on with that!!! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:18,
archived)
you're a kinky chap, ghostie Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:21,
archived)
If you could grow those to order and harvest them for hand transplants, you'd make a fortune..
No, it's the raspberry gif posted a few threads down the page. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:15,
archived)
HahahahaI've shopped far worse with that!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:17,
archived)
I hate it when peopleget armspit in my face.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:24,
archived)
Really Mr Lucas, will the public swallow any old shit?
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:41,
archived)
Hahaha... I'm going nexr week regardless:-) as I'v not even seen a 3D film yet so this is an excuse..Have you been?
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:44,
archived)
3D is highly overrated Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:46,
archived)
it's your calljust don't say we didn't warn you
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:01,
archived)
It's just something that has to be experienced at some time...I will enjoy the film, I know that much, and find out how shit 3D is at the same time..
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:07,
archived)
I watched a resident evil film in 3dI wasn't impressed
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:46,
archived)
I can't imagine I will be, but at least it will settle my curiosity..
3D films are the biggest ripHurt your eyes and are constantly blurry...
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:49,
archived)
I always thought it was because I was pissed
Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:31,
archived)
I'm virtually blind in one eyeso I always assumed it wouldn't work for me anyway.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:50,
archived)
it doesn'ttrust me on this.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:52,
archived)
i had a squint operationwhen i was a kid, now 3d films, magic eye pictures and depth perception in general are out for me.
cant say i've missed much by all accounts.
(cant say i've missed much by all accounts.
moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:21,
archived)
I experienced some real life, which was in 3DI found it very realistic, but a little wearying after a while.
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:51,
archived)
I think they call it 'meatspace' PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:53,
archived)
It went on too long, I just wanted to fall asleep.Also the plot was pretty thin but yeah, I can't fault the 3D, it's a good system. Things all moving towards and away from you sometimes, nifty.
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:56,
archived)
Me too.I thought it was gimmicky to be honest. It's a great effect if used sparingly but it's totally overdone in the real life environment.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:08,
archived)
I thnk you don't realize how good it is untill you try living in 2DI wore an eye patch for a week once, and was putting cups down on mid air and missing door handles and stuff...
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:17,
archived)
On the plus side thoughyou got to be a pirate.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:38,
archived)
i've been to 2, the second was also IMAX, so I held a higher hope. Both disappointed me.I find the whole thing cumbersome.
The only 3D movie I ever liked was an old 3 Stooges flick at the theatre. That was at 1:00AM and I was stoned out of my mind.
(The only 3D movie I ever liked was an old 3 Stooges flick at the theatre. That was at 1:00AM and I was stoned out of my mind.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:52,
archived)
I can't imagine I will be over the moon with it....But it seems like a good excuse to settle my curiosity with a film that I like...
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:03,
archived)
3D is a gimmick that is rotting from the inside.And putting a 3D effect on the Phantom Menace is like vomiting on dogshit.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:10,
archived)
This really shouldn't have made me laugh that much?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:38,
archived)
i wouldn't take that shit off no fucker with black holes for eyes Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:42,
archived)
how can you be racist against a spatial anomaly? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:45,
archived)
Oh!You'd just love to know wouldn't you! Some people!!!11!!
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:49,
archived)
Why's he got a nipple strapped to his head?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:55,
archived)
HahahahahHope you're alright, Edd
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:12,
archived)
this only works if your wife can't kick seven shades of shit out of you Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:49,
archived)
I'd rather not have anything to do with husbandry, thank you.;)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:09,
archived)
Felchington-Shart?I had one of those after the Tikka Vindaloo last night...
( ousgg is not seeking approval,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 23:54,
archived)
I'm so sorryBut in old money its 1/6 or 1s 6d, yes a d for dinari (Im think, can't be arsed to look it up. Other than that its wonnerful.
Our local museum made the same mistake. Yes, I'm old, and a miserable petard!
(,
Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:20,
archived)
Our local museum made the same mistake. Yes, I'm old, and a miserable petard!
i'd like a few posters of this.enough need for that around me!
(,
Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:31,
archived)
"You didn't see nuttin', dollface." Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:31,
archived)
"It was your Fathers heater, he wanted you to have it when you were old enough"
But he is pointing rechts, not links.Easy mistake to make in German...
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:31,
archived)
No, from his point of view it is Links
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:34,
archived)
I dont think you read it properly
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:10,
archived)
^ Thisthe clue is in the bit that says "with contributors including"
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:32,
archived)
Is this your model?It's lovely, Blender I assume
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:19,
archived)
It is Blender but the model is from BlenderSwapit's of the character Sintel from the Sintel short film which demonstrates the power of Blender.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:42,
archived)
Ah, the name you've circled is included in the list of narratorswhereas I think you've misunderstood it to be part of a list of performers who are considered to be queens of British Pop.
It's a fairly easy mistake to make, so don't feel too bad about it.
(It's a fairly easy mistake to make, so don't feel too bad about it.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:17,
archived)
+1 karmawhore points for you :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:20,
archived)
I HOPE HE DOESN'T FEEL TOO BAD ABOUT IT mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:21,
archived)
It's a bloody stupid mistake to makeThey should feel very shit about it.
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:24,
archived)
STILL I HOPE HE DOESN'T FEEL TOO BAD ABOUT IT mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:29,
archived)
So how's this messageboard milarky working out for you?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:23,
archived)
This made me momentarily daft!
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:34,
archived)
This is were I imaginefrankfurters come from.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:40,
archived)
Well done, you win this prize!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:34,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make Cute Things Ugly"){kind=small}
From cute to ugly all by himself
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:50,
archived)
easy as 1,2,3 Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:56,
archived)
She only just died you insensitive bastard! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:03,
archived)
You know for years I didn't know that was a guy? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:14,
archived)
his parents still aren't sure Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:16,
archived)
easy mistake to make, it think it needs killing with hammers either way
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:16,
archived)
just like a porcelain doll Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:19,
archived)
Russell Howard has really let himself go! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:22,
archived)
do you ever look at a woman and think "she needs a unibrow and a curly moustache"? i do
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:20,
archived)
Yesbut not Liv Tyler!:O
*scorns*
(*scorns*
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:21,
archived)
she pissed me off all the way through lord of the ringswhinging her tits off the whole time
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:22,
archived)
I think you'll find the problem was Lord of the Rings not her
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:28,
archived)
I'd be quite happy to take her out of the equation if it made it easier for others. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:30,
archived)
i liked itthe only one who annoyed me more than her was karl urban. there was a walking tree on it that was less wooden than him.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:32,
archived)
I'v still not seen it...They have the whole trilogy for sale at my local Sainsbury for £5 and I'm not bothered...
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:52,
archived)
there are far better things to do with that amount of time in my opinionbut several billion dollars in revenue tells me I must be wrong
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:54,
archived)
Yep, that's my opinion, just to long for what it is, if it were two hours long each I'd watch it....But there again if there were 4 hour long star wars films, I'd be jumping for joy!
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:01,
archived)
I'm all in favour of long films.Far too much detail is lost trying to cram complex stories into two hours, which is why many book adaptations turn out as shallow, superficial Hollywood tripe. Books turned into TV series, on the other hand, I can live with as they have the luxury of time to explore the richness of the source material in.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:14,
archived)
It was exactly the oppositeit got everything it needed into the film, wihout about 400 pages of waffle, which the book has. seriously, you could skip those 400 pages and not lose anything important from the story
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:18,
archived)
I'll agree with you on LOTRThe only of this series that I even attempted to read was The Hobbit, and got bored after a dozen pages. There's not many books that can put me off reading them that quickly.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:21,
archived)
ah, i may not have been clearwhen i said It, i meant the stephen king book/film
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:41,
archived)
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:52,
archived)
Like I said. if it were star wars I'd jump for joy, so I do love a long film, but it has to be something I want to watch for 3 hours plus...I'd love a 4 hour version of wuthering hieghts, that told the whole stiory for instance...
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:20,
archived)
Is this better?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:31,
archived)
she looks like a werewolf that rides the special bus Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:32,
archived)
Eddie Mongster PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:35,
archived)
hahahahaha! he looks like whatshisface from the lost boys
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:35,
archived)
Another woman that I can't understand the fascination :(
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:31,
archived)
it baffles me, toobut then again, i don't do women
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:35,
archived)
^this^I think it's the facial hair
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:38,
archived)
are you certain that those aren't just really long thick nose hairs? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:25,
archived)
not on her eyebrow, no Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:26,
archived)
i think it makes her look distinguishedlike an upper-class ladyboy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:27,
archived)
Yes, she's called Frida Kahlo mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:27,
archived)
*googles*it's fran stelanoskovitchdavidovitski!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:31,
archived)
me and Captain Wow had a club suggesting similarI miss Captain Wow, don't like it when people disappear :(
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:28,
archived)
I was wondering what happened to her just this weekstill no one here have a clue?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:29,
archived)
Captain who now?SPLITTER:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:31,
archived)
i liked hershe made me figurehead of her pirate ship, then vanished. from what i could gather, she was having a rather stressful time and needed her own space
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:34,
archived)
Yup and those of her who knew her in RL and had met her many times beforeshe couldn't be arse to tell that to!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:55,
archived)
she didn't tell me, eitheri just read what she posted on here and pieced it together.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:56,
archived)
Yeah but I'd known her properly for a long time.Common decency would have dictated dropping me a line. Personally I think she just followed her dream to be a priest and left all us unholy ones behind.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:26,
archived)
as good an explnation as any Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:47,
archived)
velcro sex Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:44,
archived)
no, i'm still waitinggot the gubbins, waiting on the hard drive. i'm at my sister's for the weekend, so i'm using my brother-in-law's laptop
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:58,
archived)
I suppose I'm luckt that I can just keep rebuilding my out of the junk I have lying around..
i don't trust electronics and they don't like methey tend to break whenever they get near me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:20,
archived)
Computers are just lego where it's imposible to put the wrong bit in the wrong place...Then you just put a disc in and do what it says:-)
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:28,
archived)
i still don't trust them Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:49,
archived)
No doubt someone will think the same of this one:
New pic from my latest video but not worth its own thread
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:57,
archived)
if i can get away with posting shit like that up thereyou could post a photo of a toenail and nobody would bat an eyelid.
also, blondes never need moustaches and unibrows, they just don't work on them.
(also, blondes never need moustaches and unibrows, they just don't work on them.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:04,
archived)
You mean I have to shave now?Dammit.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:06,
archived)
if i have to, so do you Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:11,
archived)
i know some people from a museumwe could be huge!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:52,
archived)
:-) just out of interest, did you like that song link I posted (Our town) ?
I didI love a bit of Country sound, but never was able to carry it off convincingly. My accent tends to travel from Alabama to New York via Watford.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:30,
archived)
It would sound unique then :-) Ijust wish they would repeat Nothern exposure...
I like this, even though it is lacking a stray pube...* Waits for her to lift her top up.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:41,
archived)
PfftIt was for a video and the optimising tends to lose detail like that so didn't bother!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:43,
archived)
while i think you are very niceI can't help thinking this posting pictures of yourself all the time (I'm assuming it is you) is a little narcissistic?
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 21:09,
archived)
I like drawing people.But I don't post everything i draw, as they are people who might not want that. I can see how it comes across, but it is more wishfull thinking than ego as every pic takes at least 20 years off.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 21:19,
archived)
Trufax!I try to draw the bags under the eyes but just can't do it. I suppose that IS narccisisitic!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 21:26,
archived)
No offence takenI'll stop posting when they bring out the pitchforks, and not before!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 23:25,
archived)
EXACTLY THIS Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:05,
archived)
Seems fishy to me.(
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:04,
archived)
:DWhat a happy dapper chap!
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:11,
archived)
He works in Dave the Hat's lake:PAlthough my one appears to be having less orgasms than yours.:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:13,
archived)
UNLEASH THE FISH PUNS! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:21,
archived)
goodw-eel leave them out, then
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:24,
archived)
There's no need to be koi,
i bet you're having a whale of a time.
(i bet you're having a whale of a time.
Bish0p,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:28,
archived)
ha! whales aren't fish, you lose! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:29,
archived)
I'm floundering around for something to add to be honest
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:36,
archived)
You need to turbot charge your puns. Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:41,
archived)
That's what sea said. Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:40,
archived)
theres a time and a plaice for that...I know I know I know
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:14,
archived)
haha, cute dogp.s. you know I hated that film (dude not Thor)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:48,
archived)
It was a perfect Playstation Night movie, and well you know it, young man.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:50,
archived)
i can actually believe that they wouldn't realise it was behind them Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:23,
archived)
I feel sorry for the poor lass with the bike erupting from her arse! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:31,
archived)
she's an easy rider Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:38,
archived)
^What she grinned.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:56,
archived)
It's a gerbila very sick gerbil
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:10,
archived)
He hasn't been the same since the richard gere incident
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:19,
archived)
Well, Pugsley still loves me. Don't you, baby?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:11,
archived)
that won't stop you getting killed by a terminator Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:19,
archived)
if you insist on buttsexat least clean the shit-streaks off your curiously gnarled foreskin
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:28,
archived)
\o/My pet Waynes Car
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:37,
archived)
Kitty wants milk.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:11,
archived)
Wayne's Eye, Wayne's Eye! It's party time! Excellent!
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:46,
archived)
lost
if found please return.
(hello b3ta)
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:55,
archived)
Brown dog on upside-down introduction to Wm. Thackeray's English HumouristsPerhaps the dog was very Swift
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:11,
archived)
Nice arts!How did you keep him still for long enough to cut around him?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:13,
archived)
Ha ha ha... You make me laugh... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:41,
archived)
One of my favorite pics PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:01,
archived)
congrats on the FP(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:06,
archived)
I want Mrs Toast to have this as a tattoo :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:09,
archived)
So when was the last time she spoke to you?:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:10,
archived)
She can have it on her hipand tell lucky sleazebags that she has a big bone-her in her pants for them.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:19,
archived)
Today is the most I have ever see you?Woo, keep it up!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:54,
archived)
I'll phase back out of existence as my relatives leave the house and my childrenrapidly absorb my attention again. :D
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:57,
archived)
I thought my house was quietsay hello to your mum!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:43,
archived)
if her boobs are that perkyi'm jealous
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:26,
archived)
I would say hers were a little less fake and lopsided looking :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:27,
archived)
they're not spaniel's ears, thoughthat's the main thing
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:29,
archived)
Oh - FFS!Does everything have to be Whitney Bloody Houston?
(
blyerkit e k trilby,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:17,
archived)
Have a heart you cuntShe was very talented 20 years ago before the drugs and violence
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:21,
archived)
I think the current Ghost Rider is female as it happens*edit - yeah, thought so comicpaloozablog.blogspot.com/2011/06/first-look-at-female-ghost-rider.html
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:35,
archived)
Gotta love some of the US comic marketIf it doesn't work, try it again with tits.
(I'm not including Samantha Slade in that list - the original worked fine, and so did she)
((I'm not including Samantha Slade in that list - the original worked fine, and so did she)
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:51,
archived)
There we go...
WOO! thanks for the FP! first one for me!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:59,
archived)
But surely, if it was The Mail, that would be a tiny story tucked somewhere in the back pages? Richard Shitheels,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:08,
archived)
Not when it's a famous black person to gloat at...To be honest, I've never read the rag... only laughed at the headlines.
I'm more of an "observer" reader... you can hide three jazz mags inside that and still have room for a secluded wank on the train.
(I'm more of an "observer" reader... you can hide three jazz mags inside that and still have room for a secluded wank on the train.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:12,
archived)
I like the Observer tooAnd who said you have to be on a train? The crossword is quite good too.
( Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:19,
archived)
I tried that onceBut I forgot which hand was holding the pen and which one was doing the wanking. Unpleasantness all round. The conductor was very understanding though.
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 23:18,
archived)
Laughed so heartily did I.
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:09,
archived)
ambient lighting! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:25,
archived)
Wooto all the above!
I am stuffed with banoffi and cheescake who are now fighting for space with the beer.
(I am stuffed with banoffi and cheescake who are now fighting for space with the beer.
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:31,
archived)
i am stuffed with curry, lemsip and mucusi may break my new year's resolution by having a glass of cider later
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:39,
archived)
that's student booze Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:59,
archived)
OH MY GOD!!!!Thank you for the FP!
Only took me nearly THREE YEARS!!!
Who's the mentally deficient mod who decided that?
(Only took me nearly THREE YEARS!!!
Who's the mentally deficient mod who decided that?
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:32,
archived)
at least the daily mail is telling the truth for once woo!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:11,
archived)
a had go at this vector lark.(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:19,
archived)
he looks better this size Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:23,
archived)
however, there seems to be a tiny caveman wielding a club on his shirt Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:24,
archived)
Now I cannot unsee :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:42,
archived)
i shall name him george Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:47,
archived)
never short of an ashtray in your house, then Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:28,
archived)
Phwoar, Would, etc.Is that what you say for vector images?
Nicely done though
(Nicely done though
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:28,
archived)
I wish I was anywhere near as good as An Eagle in Your Mind
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:33,
archived)
Thank you - Just waiting for Lisa to come on on Facebook should make her smile
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:43,
archived)
She knows you and she's a b3tanalthough I don't think she's on very often thesedays have a look at my Facebook.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:47,
archived)
No filters were harmed in the making of this :P
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:36,
archived)
May the Force be with you
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:41,
archived)
NiceLike the way you kept his teeth the original grey.
(
Mex3 =mememe,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:58,
archived)
Yay, lovely..... really nicely done, And it ace not to see any evidence of cheeting with trace bitmap (by which I mean it looks like you didn't)
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:48,
archived)
that's one funky thermometeris she heating the end to fake a fever and blag a day off work?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:04,
archived)
hahaha this is aceUp until 4 hours ago, Whitney Houston wasn't even a blip on my "give a fuck" radar, but now since I learned of her death I made the effort of reading up on her life story on the internet and read that she battled with hard drug addiction and domestic violence and now I'm revelling in her death.
lol I'm not surprised she's dead lol
(lol I'm not surprised she's dead lol
Richard Shitheels,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:11,
archived)
there's an easy solution to both of those problems1. give most of your vast wealth to charity, leaving you enough to live on but not enough to get smacked off your tits.
2. don't marry a cunt.
(2. don't marry a cunt.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:13,
archived)
yeah, he licked her good and proper Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:18,
archived)
licky licky Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:25,
archived)
*slams own head into desk* GET OUTTA MY HEAD! D: Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:28,
archived)
SCHLUUUUUUURRRRP Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:35,
archived)
It's not rightbut it's OK
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:12,
archived)
In front of Eric Clapton, tooShocking.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:15,
archived)
i have a strong urge to yank his ears sidewaysto smooth out those wrinkles on his forehead
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:43,
archived)
Yeeaargggghhhh!Also, is this too soon? Or much, much too late?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:44,
archived)
It's never too late for RDLI HAKKIS :( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:45,
archived)
The late RDLI.It's always too late for him now, alas...
EDIT: pace Captain H's comment just down there, of course.
(EDIT: pace Captain H's comment just down there, of course.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:47,
archived)
Poor bastard :(
We'll always have his famous collaboration with Winona Ryder, "Foster's is Cat Piss (Dubstep Remix)"
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:49,
archived)
Too soon AND too late.This is going to take some working out.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:57,
archived)
Ah.... I had a feeling someone must've bindunned it already.And more betterer, too!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:12,
archived)
That reminds me of the thing I found in my garden yesterday
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:49,
archived)
I shall call him Fwuffah and I shall give him cuddles! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:56,
archived)
i call most things georgeit saves confusion
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:59,
archived)
i call most things geoffwhich does cause confusion, as it's by father in law's name
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:05,
archived)
it's my brother-in-law's name, toohe causes confusion simply by existing
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:08,
archived)
wasn't it snowy and slippery in your garden yesterday? RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:09,
archived)
I don't have a garden, you insensitive bastard mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:15,
archived)
My late grandmother was a garden, you insensitive bastard! RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:00,
archived)
Make sure you get a table seat ;) Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:15,
archived)
I've got a season ticket(first class)
( Puromycin is still licking windows,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:20,
archived)
Fuuuuuuck.I always though that Dr Oetke (of pizza fame) sounded like someone who did horrid experiments on people to find the perfect pizza topping.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:17,
archived)
AhhhOetke's famous snot and gizzard topping :)
( Puromycin is still licking windows,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:19,
archived)
"VE MUST USE EXTRA SALSA! IGOR! PREPARE ZE UBERSALSAWERFER!" Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:20,
archived)
his mozzarella pizza is lovely Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:25,
archived)
fuck, i'm bored Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:32,
archived)
never liked her when she was alivei won't pretend to like the screechy bitch just because she's kicked it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:36,
archived)
Or better yet, go over to Facebookand see all the massively butthurt people who weren't even fans of Whitney Houston, having a go at the jokes.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:37,
archived)
i've only just regained the will to livei don't want to lose it again so soon
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:40,
archived)
I mean, when Michael Jackson died, I could see why people cared.But this is Whitney Houston, for fucksake, the Adele of the early 90s.
I cared more when RDLI HAKKIS died.
(I cared more when RDLI HAKKIS died.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:42,
archived)
i couldn't give a fuck about either of themthere have only been 2 famous people whose deaths upset me: freddie mercury and frankie howerd.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:44,
archived)
I can't remember the last time I cared about a celebrity death apart from MJ.I don't think there HAS been another time.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:46,
archived)
he went wrong after man in the mirroralthough i still love thriller, mainly because it's got a zombie-themed video and a vincent price monologue
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:49,
archived)
Yeah, after Man in the Mirror, he started to sink in quality.But then again, most artists do after a few decades in the business.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:51,
archived)
like i said last nightit was good for queen thatv freddie mercury died, they never had the chance to get shit
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:57,
archived)
You couldn't give a fuck about the death of RDLI HAKKIS?he was an icon of his age, man
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:16,
archived)
doesn't affect meand i'm not a man, i'm just husky
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:19,
archived)
Are they called Dr. Oetke over there?Here, they've always been called Dr. Oetker.
And, annoyingly, they changed've the pronunciation a few years back from Dr. Ootker to Dr. Utker.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:37,
archived)
I always pronounced it as 'oat-ker'.When I feel I need to shell out a couple more quid for a fancy pizza anyway.
/studentblog
(/studentblog
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:39,
archived)
In the ads over here the first vowel is pronounced like "foot"whereas I would read it more like 'boy'
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:59,
archived)
Over here, it's more with u, as in russian mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:34,
archived)
Ooh, here it's pronounced "Doctor Ertker" (closest approximation I can make to the "ö" sound) Richard Shitheels,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:13,
archived)
"FOR YOU, TOMATO, ZE WAR IS OVER" The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:57,
archived)
« Older messages | Newer messages »
