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(1.618..., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:22, archived)
# You sunk my police horse!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:25, archived)
# Me Guv?
(1.618..., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:27, archived)
# she loves it, you can tell
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:33, archived)
# Jeremy is a boy horse
(1.618..., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:46, archived)
# I don't have the right font.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:56, archived)
# The lake is clearly too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:15, archived)
# thats ross kemps faces
(1.618..., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
# and the font should be Shaw Taylor Bold Condensed
(1.618..., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)
# this one is called Pump and I made it italic but it is not right
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# PHWOOOOOAAAAAR PUMP HOR HOR HOR HOR YEAH
(1.618..., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)
# [something about bodily functions]
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# *dies*
or, *calls you a pervert*
(1.618..., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)
# neigh naw neigh naw
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:33, archived)
# Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:50, archived)
# hahaha
very good!

edit/ great work muddying her face
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:54, archived)
# PHWOOOOOAAAAAR HAR HAR HAR
(1.618..., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Fnarr fnarr!
Here's my take on it from yesterday
www.b3ta.com/board/10704473
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
# lovely
very brokeback
(1.618..., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Would, would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Mediocre: wut?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Neverending asbestos
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Ahh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# The horror.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# haha, very good
Neighs of the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)
# It's a funny thing, but not so many people have a birthday today?
Anyway... Happy birthday; Joss (De Nomolos) Ackland, Jonathan (who ate all the pies) Coleman and Ken (Big Joe Grizzly) Foree.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:13, archived)
# Not pictured: spunky backpack
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:41, archived)
# spanky wankbank?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:47, archived)
# sticky picnic?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:09, archived)
# As Bernard Manning once said....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:49, archived)
# don't you just hate it when you think you've come up with a new rude word, but it turns out to already be a commonplace?
 
www.google.co.nz/search?q=mcdicklick
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:17, archived)
# I used to feel a lot more original before the internet allowed me to rapidly find out I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:18, archived)
# Ive met Ken Foree at some convention where they did a dawn of the dead anniversary thing
Huge fella.
Also met Gaylen ross and Tom Savini there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:56, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:39, archived)
#

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:13, archived)
# image ain't loading for me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:50, archived)
# Yeeeehaawwwww pardner
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:26, archived)
# well someone wants to skull-fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:49, archived)
# cute small vibrating fingers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:51, archived)
# mario has let himself go
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:52, archived)
# This is great!
* Slightly worrying, but great!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:15, archived)
# They all lost.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 2:06, archived)
# you havent changed a fucking thing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 2:21, archived)
# infact, it looks more like it did originally after you edited it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 2:27, archived)
# in the original Woody Allen had his dick out
 
more like WOODy Allen, am I right
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 2:29, archived)
# ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 2:31, archived)
# And where's Roman Polanski?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:39, archived)
# somewhere fucking kids I'd imagine
 
because that's okay with the Academy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 4:05, archived)
# I think there'll be an actual award for it next year.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:51, archived)
# What are you saying Rap, it makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:42, archived)
# are you hearing me now mofaha
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 4:03, archived)
# Loud and clear there buddy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:50, archived)
# HOLA
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:15, archived)
# tiger shark sea wolf boiling shoppe piss drole bebe

tiger shark sea wolf boiling shoppe piss drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:20, archived)
# mediocre where can I get me some super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe? if only there were a web site suitable to my needs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:46, archived)
# It's all on an online forum
called "b3ta.com"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# They fought until they died.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 2:43, archived)
# now that would be an awards show worth fucking watching
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 2:45, archived)
#
www.sctvguide.ca/programs/farmfilm.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:23, archived)
# don't know if that ever screened here, I've had to scratch around on youtube just to see 'em eh
www.youtube.com/user/TheOfficialSCTV
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:44, archived)
# Ran on reruns so often that it's part of the vernacular of most Canadians.
I still like most episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:50, archived)
# so many famous names that I only saw after they'd shipped out to Hollywood.
 
I like most of 'em too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 4:04, archived)
# A funny thing gets lost in the fame of the cast and "characters" later.
The writing.
It forced them all to down-write because of the
shitty fucking cable network theme. The lines
and scenarios gained from the editing to fit it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 4:18, archived)
# blowfish
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:03, archived)
# YIFF YIFF GRRRRRR MEOW
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:28, archived)
# gaughhhhhhh!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:28, archived)
# FISHDICK NOT TO YOUR LIKING, DAWG?
Try it with some tartar sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:44, archived)
# Mrs Paul would not be pleased
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:45, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this wasn't rotating before, but then I have been drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
# shopped pics only please
read the FAQ
also, it'd be funny to take the Daily Fail ones and fix them.
But not that funny.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:13, archived)
# Being sick on a horse.
 
Being sick, on a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:19, archived)
# ON A HORSE, DID SICK
ON A HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:35, archived)
# Being, sick on a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:42, archived)
# when are you releasing your calendar?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:22, archived)
# I could submit twelve of them to cafepress or some shit and see what happens
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:59, archived)
# I forgot why the listerine was in this one but then I remembered every pretty princess needs the mouthwash after being sick I suppose
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:01, archived)
# BEWARE THE PLASTICIZED MELTING HEAD OF WOODY ALLEN
FOR IT BEARS HIS PITILESS LAZER EYES OF DESTRUCTION
ALSO: CHILD ABUSE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:35, archived)
# more like WOODy AllFUCKSUNDERAGEGIRLSen, am I right
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:36, archived)
# Dude sorry I'm not following you at all here, what are you saying
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:42, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 4:00, archived)
# ..into a frenzy of dik play.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 4:07, archived)
# Haha you know that meme?
Tripping my nutsack!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:05, archived)
# I think I got it from YOU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfk_8oU7ko
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:58, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:41, archived)
# dude, srsly? FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:50, archived)
# -he Fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:51, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 4:28, archived)
# Who wouldn't be?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 4:38, archived)
# the dayshift
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:23, archived)
# all the more AIDS for us then
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:25, archived)
# I thought I told you to stop bringing your camera to MediocreLab
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:09, archived)
# Pretty fire
I should make more of that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:17, archived)
# and so life was created
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:23, archived)
# THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:49, archived)
# Meth weekly: dying dicks and dicking cocks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:01, archived)
# That one puts the DIE in the YOU DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:38, archived)
# cyberdemons
www.b3ta.com/board/10702865
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:46, archived)
# and also the dick
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:02, archived)
# Can't have enough dick.
Unless your frogs are over leveraged, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:30, archived)
# FROGS AND DOGS ON LOGS.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:50, archived)
# doing sick, I hasten to add
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:55, archived)
# and if you squint hard enough, NINJA TURTLES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:28, archived)
# this.. now, this is a thread
www.b3ta.com/board/9878144
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:09, archived)
# Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:13, archived)
# fuck gandalf, sell more dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:17, archived)
# oh wow that is fucking intense
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:45, archived)
# that little guy in the pink wig is front and centre
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:00, archived)
# this is currently my desktop
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
The voices made me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:24, archived)
# you said something clever
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:28, archived)
# it only measures what you need
er, or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:29, archived)
# i'm not speaking to you today
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:32, archived)
# I still like peas
why don't you like peas

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:35, archived)
# how do you know i dont like peas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:35, archived)
# check your ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:36, archived)
# have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:36, archived)
# give peas a chance, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:40, archived)
# i downloaded the podcast of that

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:44, archived)
# you know that you deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:46, archived)
# well, it'll measure anything really
just very slowly
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)
# oh ITS A SNAIL!!!!
I GET IT I GET IT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)
# "See that S-car go!"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:35, archived)
# I'll have to give credit to Eddie Murphy for that one.
(and the rest of the joke)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:37, archived)
# Silly Dappy. Should have called ahead.


Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# If it has been done I'll eat my hat
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# oh shit
this is my OTHER brother
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# haha
Sadly I get this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# sadly, i dont get this joke
by the way, which one you clowns works for Metroland
www.psdisasters.com/2012/02/metroland-low-budget-skills.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:37, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA!
Actual lol :D :D






still better than I could do
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Not guilty.
See above effort. Note level of skill not even that of Metroland "artist". *looks at ground, hands in pockets; kicks can*
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Sorry!
Look, I got violently drunk one night and bet the Metroland editors that I could make them a cover in less than 5 minutes.

I didn't think they'd use it. I feel kinda cheap now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:55, archived)
# I particularly enjoyed the Daily Mail section.
It's hard to believe that they could be as bad as they are.

Really. Anyone here, using MS paint would be better than those.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:12, archived)
# those are great fails
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:18, archived)
# *punches evilrob in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:13, archived)
# ow
what was that for?
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# For spanging us in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:24, archived)
# Boom O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Angry board is angry
;(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# ? Why angry?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I don't know
Raging at the fact that good people have to die while evil people live? Furious that the zionist consipracy is seeking to shackle its hopes and dreams? Not a big fan of being slapped in the face by a cock repeatedly?

How could we possibly know what drives a board to be angry?

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Haha
That's an uber cool spot - I hadn't noticed.

The ennui of cricket bats.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# now you're pissing me off
I'll fucking cut you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
# chill blud, u al b gettin mad crazy bout dis pic
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# yo, das right dawg -- deffinittleee
ahm finna fuck a mutha fucka up

EDIT: ahm taaad-uh weak-asspunks trynna fuck it up fo real nigguhs like mah mans and dem -- fuck is wrong wit dem?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:22, archived)
# dont no wot u iz sayin bruv bt it sound lyk u dissin me
u dont wana b startn shit wiv me uvverwys amma go gt mi crew an pop sum caps innit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:31, archived)
# cock on wood
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# cdcbw
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Catchin' dicks in the slips.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Deffo Googly with extra CDC
Nicely done with woo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Save a few quid on British cinema
(PintOfGuinness, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# haha, the guy on the left is actually my brother! haha!
literally just logged on, mental!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# seriously, where did you get the source pic? if its from his facebook thats a bit out of order
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# i'm not joking here, i'll gaz you my brother's facebook to proove it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Popcorn anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# I'm going to grab an albatross and enjoy watching this unfurl.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# i've gazzed him and no response
the internet is a small world after all eh?

i don't mind the picture being used, the bloke's a cock, bit weird tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# He wasn't that hard to find.
Image searched 'chav'. Third line down. Et voila.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# utterly horrendous
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# I'm confused.
Are you saying your own brother is a cock?

I mean, he is drinking Foster's, wearing an England football top and a Burberry cap. He's kind of giving it away.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# he's a collosal bellend, i don't see or speak to him anymore
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# I can't help but feel that you have chosen wisely.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# as have the rest of our family
i hadn't facebooked him for a while, he looks like he's gone the full EDL now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Hehe, he'll probably come even higher up the search now you've linked to him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# i just did that jerry lewis slappy face woobwoobwoob thing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Made this image over 5 years ago prob before facebook
Besides your bro's representin' all over the place

EDIT: Quinten Oftiweak proved it with a link to his brothers facebook. I'm now friends with his brother and we are going out for a bottle of white lightening next week.
(PintOfGuinness, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# good
god, have mercy on us all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# What the fuck? Those are MY lottery numbers.
Honestly, you scumbag...give them back.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
#
OMFG i had a shell suit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Hold on a minute
That guy in the middle is missing MY tooth. What's going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
#
haha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# CASINO?
That's my film!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I think casting Quinten's brother was a sound choice
Although it's odd how he chose to be credited under the name "Sharon Stone"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# you make the best fucking films
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4f2NgG_KsY
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Wait a minute! Everyone in this image is my grandson!
MY GRANDSON for god's sake!

And My grandson saw this image and now he has some kind of headache!

My GRANDSON!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Grandson?!?
you, and Mofaha and I should make a 'b3ta old geezer's club' :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# ahaha.........
no.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:19, archived)
# c'mon bro!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:27, archived)
# I like peas!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:16, archived)
# for t'auction
winner gets a choice of a deri air lady plus Twit (2 figures for the same bidder)


more here
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# I seem to have missed a lot of plot
but this is sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# stunning !
heres my effor, teh fear


(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# haha
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
That is mine
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# No
Mine mine mine mine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# *Rolls up sleeves*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Rolls up trousers and puts pencil in each ear
Wibble
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Battle Royale!
Let me grab a pair of pencils as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# my bet is on the one with the gun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:36, archived)
# Can I please buy this before auction ends? I am Ebay AAAAA++++++++++++++++++++++++ rated.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
# No you cant
No one let me bid for anything last year, I want a fair shot at something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# well if neither of you wins it i will stick another one up on fleabay
with beatie or chump manbear in it and let you fight it out on there.
all proceeds going to me
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# You venturing along out of interest?
Be good to see you again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# i shall try
got loads of stuff on around that time, and its a bit of a mission, if im free that weekend and a lift is available i shall come.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Cool
I shall stand you a pint or five, if ale oils your circuits :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# CHUMP MANBEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# so intricate! im a sucker for details.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# ah you'll appreciate the
accessory details then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# youre right.
i do appreciate! Love the stylish paintings too.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Curious question:
What motivated you to begin work on 'Candy Apples?' I mean I know she bears some semblance to the utterly shagtastic Uhura but i'm a bit lost on the Lucky Strike fags at the base of the model
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# I had her in
one of the paintings and I wanted to make more of her I think.(plus the wife played the race card and wanted to see more chocolate and less vanilla in the figures)


she only appeared 2nd from left in this one:


and it's company policy for all cabin staff to smoke and drink to excess on all Pacific flights
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# That is beautiful mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# The only picture on the entire internet
to contain Aslan, a gorilla in a fez, AND an alien

Images on Rule 34 sites aside, of course
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Haha
and don't forget Tiny Bubbles, ex circus midget (centre next to his wife, A list movie blonde stunner, Brandy De Cantor)

Beat that Vettriano!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Well if I'd shagged Uhura, I'd count that as a lucky strike!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# All the aces :-)
What's the betting the first thing the lucky bidder does is lift up the dress for a quick sneeky peek! you should put a little surpirse under there ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# we think alike ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Yay!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] bastard

fp yay! got me mojo!





(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# spfftlutter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Nicely done :) *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# bet hes made a few cuts...
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# :D cheers, guys
took longer between thought pop and photoshop than it aught to
probably because I use gimp and am still shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# haha
here's hoping dr evil wins.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:21, archived)
# hahah
I don't have a problem with Cameron but this is funny all the same :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok ok so he's not British. What are you, the BNPolice?


Lets play spot the mask! :D
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Dancing cheap to cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Fred Astaire was shit-hot at pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Fred Astaire
Never shit in my pool
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# If I had ever met him, and owned a pool, I would have hoped for a similar outcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Stuart Lubbock shat a baseball bat into my pool.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# You know why they call Ginger Rogers GINGER ROGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# It was because her sister couldn't pronounce Virginia
and Rogers was just her family name
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# She had red hair and her dad was Mr. Rogers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Nope, she was blonde, and Mr Rogers was her stepdad
My answer is trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# She had blonde hair, which she dyed red, and her stepfather was Mr. Rogers.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Fucksocks
blonde you say...
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Can we please just move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# It all Started
From This Bud
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# I love how one picture can breed so many others.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# found him
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# The Return of Cuban Pete.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Damn, too slow

pass the mindpiss

EDIT - it was obviously the colouring in that took the extra 10 mins
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Interesting we both chose the same frame
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Chose? I just hit PrntScrn at random
Super strength mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# As did I
*squints*

You're not me, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# He's Bad Ash, and you're Good Ash.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# I ain't that good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# thatd make you the ugly ash...
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# worf it though.
Both /super/ funny. I should leave openings for lols more often!
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# To quote somebody else:
People say Fred was a great dancer. But Ginger did everything he did. Backwards. In heels.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I bet I know who parked the car when they rocked up to the theatre.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# A chauffeur, undoubtedly
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# I hope no one minds if I plop this thing here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMejnaORP9Y

This was playing while I was doing repairs on a huge four wheel drive commercial truck transfer case air shifter cylinder. And of course, the first thing I do is post it on b3ta. :) After all, it is a nice little tune that I'm sure Mr. Astair would like.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# reminds me of Pere Ubu a bit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3lxhjXuVng
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Yay.
I like the sentiment of not wanting brain damage, yet wanting to get high. I really should just stay under my truck, as I'm totally out of it today. Got up before sunrise just to listen to a great radio show, but the stream was down. Waaaah. Now I'm in a foggy mental state. Which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# got nothin on erasure....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uWaYnabBg4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# 'nings

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I was hoping you had some information on whether this creature can be milked or not

ps: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Warm your hands first
Oh...and don't wear any clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Don't worry, I never do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Evenin'.
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Click for bigger?
Why the cock would I want to click for bigger? It's already bollock-wobblingly scary as it is :oO
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Go on. You know you want to
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# *clicks*
*runs screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# COME BACK HERE AND SAY THAT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# I really like that
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# nice photo!
I can never get my creepy flakey pink thing to sit still...
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# son of the crimson king
 
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I don't know what it is but it scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# This is horrific
which reminds me my CD's of Cthulhu christmas carols shipped today
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't shoot the messenger...


Click for bigger (57 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Murgatroid likes ham. And Hamsters., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# politilols!
welcome/ chair/ kitten &c

EDIT: *pssst* you're supposed to join in a bit and kinda say 'thanks' once you get a lot of replies showing people like your work. We're a needy bunch!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Erm thanks
And what a difference a day makes! Once I was afraid, I was petrified well too busy suppose to do anything other than glance at the board once in a while. Now you're all my friends I'll come round to play more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Murgatroid likes ham. And Hamsters., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
# I like this
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Yeah pretty much
Welkom in b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Top notch.
Welcome to b3ta, Murgatroid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I never got a hug like that when I joined
*feels left out*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# *hugs*

*steals wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# aw tha... hey!
I've had that wallet for over 27 years! bought it at a glastonbury festival as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# how did you....I don't remember having any tattoos
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# remember that time you woke up in a bathtub full of ice in a Las Vegas hotel?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:20, archived)
# The fluffiness may not have arrived in gif format, but I'm sure it was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Don't worry, the messenger is welcome at b3ta
sit on a kitten, go shopping for chairs, you'll never leave, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Perfect
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Not so much a joke as an accurate observation
but well observed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Yay, welcome aboard :-)
I quite like shopping at Aldi though, although if I had more money I would prefer Waitross...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# have you managed to decode what the labels say?
the times I've been in Aldi & Lidl it's like being in a foreign supermarket, can't figure out what all the words on the packets are!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Here in Dutchland, the labels are mostly in German, and some in French

The staff, however, all seem to be from Mongolia
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I mainly go just for the basic stuff, salad, beans, tomatos, chicken, meat ect....
And the specials they do, I got my espresso machine from there, it was £100 delongi one with a different name on it, £35! :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Aldi get's a hard time
I think they're pretty good. A step up from Lidl.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# the major supermarkets are gits
500ml 7Up = 39p from a cheapie store, £1.08 from Tesco
hence I go to the cheapie stores before the major supermarkets when shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Hobgolin and Marstons £1.50 in Aldi, £1.80 to £2.20 for the same in the big supermarkets...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I love it for certain things...
Chicken and fresh veg and salad is the same as any supermarket, just 25% cheeper ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# LOLBRITAIN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I wish I could afford to shop at Waitross :o(
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# wish i could afford to shoplift at Waitross
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# arf!
and from the times when Clegg was electable:
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Oh, yes.
Yes, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# This,
wins the cake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Yes.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# oh, heavens to murg...
whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# you cynic :(
*cries*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# nice! *click*
you'll never get as many replies as this again unless you post a 1200x800 .bmp of something you found on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# ^ this
Savour it.
And, welcome.

Edit: top of The Pops already, I see. Could this be a first post FP? :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Sad but true
Nice debut!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Lovely and spot on
What an intro but rages at truth of it all!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Welcome new person
don't get scared, and don't you dare leave.
Lovely first image.

Just relax, pull up a chair, 'shop a kitten, feign interest in yiffing, applaud routine faceswaps, have at least one flounce, call every Japanese person who posts here 'Dave' and you'll be right at home.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# so troo
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:07, archived)
# Good on yer Murgatroid
Is that Visio?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Fizzy O, well done that man.
Thought I'd get that one off my chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Murgatroid likes ham. And Hamsters., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Crocodile Dundee Cake
(xylodrum, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# he looks pleased with it
I'm happy for him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# aha, so that's why he carries a spoon...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
#
That's not a spoon, *this* is a spoon!
(xylodrum, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I see you've played knifey-spooney before
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# What you need to remember...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# He made me laugh my arse off, in the early days of Channel 4.
Hollywood corrupted him.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpmyw2ZDRfo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# ^ this
Loved his early stuff too. Same goes for the Quo?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# RIS? I don't get Crocodile Dundee
He acts all Australian, but Dundee's in Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# That's right. Spoil the magic.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)
#
Right has the world gone mad ...
WTF has it got to do with anything....
COCKIN COCK HOLE
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:55, archived)
# THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR ASS!
YOUR ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# ONCE AGAIN THEY ARE PROBING ALL TIME MY ASS
Also, for in
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)
# DAT ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# HIS ASS!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Where is GMOS thesedays?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU8Ij0xd-Xs&list=UURNZkSxp117mZL_nT2DSlWA&index=13&feature=plcp
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# chilling, little bit of illing
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Spilling killings for a shilling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Congratulations, you've won £5 and a pen for sending in this article that you found.
Remember readers, we'll give £5 for every funny article you send in that we publish so send your newspaper clippings to [email protected] cos that's totally what /board is all about.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# no no, it's been changed
the faq doesn't reflect it yet though

we give 5lb's

of mixed bodily fluid.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I'll have 3lbs of blood, 1lb of wimmins milk and 0.5lbs of tears and 0.5lbs of assorted crotch scrapings please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# not mixed bodily fluids

5lb of purest boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# phwoar!
The finest of all fluids!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# It's kinda weird
that I saw the date and thought 'that's a mocked-up date from the future'
Then I realised it's today's date.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# The FUTURE is HERE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# True stuff
everyonesgothandheldcommunicatordeviceslikeoutofstartrekandeverything!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Well said
no one give me mine yet any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Computer: ENHANCE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# A sign you are officially old.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxFZH6naIDM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# My grandson read this article, you fiend.

My grandson!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# My grandson saw this too! My grandson!!
I hope he is ashamed of himself

How on earth do I explain this to my Grandson!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# People aren't taking our grandsons into account on here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Don't they realise just how important they are!
My grandson for god's sake! MY GRANDSON!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# What abouit people like me, who don't have grandsons, but if they did, THEY COULD HAVE READ THIS ARTICLE??
You insensitive cunt.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# indeed
if you had a grandson

HE COULD HAVE SEEN IT!

YOUR GRANDSON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I feel we need to find a way of preventing such a thing from happening ever again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# it's political correctness gone mad!
that's what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I actually have a grandson.
In fact I have 4 and a grand daughter and I'm happy to say none of them read this article but it was a bloody close call. Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# And aren't we all, in a biblical sense or other, grandsons?

This place is going straight to hell!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# You do not have a grandson
that suggests sexy intercourses.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# phew!!
that WAS close
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# dodged a fucking humanity ELE bullet there huh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# WAILAAPOYP?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# O_O

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Quietly excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# My grandson saw your throbbing boat puncture!

My grandson!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# My grandson burst into flames!
TWICE!

MY GRANDSON!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# It is an outrage!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] *dink*

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
#
Click,
All so why do they make them to fit so well in your ear,
and then say "DO NOT USE IN YOUR EAR"
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# they'll also fit up your arse.
So I hear
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# I've heard that
heard felt
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Hehe
You should do one with the end dripping with earwax, with the caption "The Truly Rank Organisation"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Or perhaps more obviously
a CDC instead of a cotton bud and, well, you can guess the caption
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Hehe and...

huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# actually the real gong was a prop and not made of metal
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Darth Maul's summer vacation
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# You know the seeds in Robertson's raspberry jam?
Well guess what - my mate's dad works in the timbermill where they make those.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# that's nothing
the guy who did the current design of the queen's head on our coins used to live along my road

/has nothing better to do this evening other than pointlessly post online
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# *w/y/h*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# i'm going to make another reply because i really really like this
so here it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# alright bud? take a hit from the gong
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# No need to worry about "The Thing" it was just a stunt!
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Don't worry about The Thing, 'cos every little Thing's gonna be alight..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Best thing, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Edited
or that team that does the stupid goal celebrations?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwST-t-YyCs
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Hang on, that vid has two different people diving
Is the second taking the piss out of the first? Given that the second is getting hit by his teammate
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# must be a goal celebration thing by that team
I detest football, but thought this was great when I saw it on some game show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bikJfhI-nK4
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha, funny and yet, sad
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Jesus Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
# haha!
insta-classic
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Oh my!
Kitler, now what have you done!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha uber sexeh :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# *cough*
www.b3ta.com/board/10703623#post10703657
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Score! :D
Edit: auction this!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# I'll be in touch when I open my gallery in Cornwall in a year or twos time :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Hell yes!!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha. Your Hitler looks like a cat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Death by a thousand strap-ons
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Haha christ
That's certainly something to open the page to.
It has just about everything one could want of an evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Thanks all! :D
I have to go now.....o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# So much wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# *takes off imaginary glasses* Oh my...

Oh, and let me stick this here for lack of wanting to start a new thread. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# I just saw this for the 1st time on the telly
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kc3AMkxtVws :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I don't even need to wait for his reply to put this in the ledger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# This may shock you (or not, fuck, I dunno)
but fursuits terrify me, even the really well made ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Hahaha! Haven't seen that one before.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# crying out to be gifified
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Your kung-fu grows stronger with each passing day.
But man who run from new post will never build a fence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# *glances over at JollyJack's 10-story high fence*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# *looks from behind the fence*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Just a bit ouf outdoor "wood stain" treatment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)
# *readies stencils and spray cans*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Gonna spray 'NEVER FORGIVE' and a stencil of a rabbit skull on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)
#
+ YOU UP
FOR GONNA
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Brickrolled!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Wahey!
Only 12 dongs? I'm disappointed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# There's a joke in there, but I can't think of one for the life of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# There you go, Howdy did it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Cheers Howdy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# 12 o' cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# A thing of rare beauty :)
pick a superlative
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
# OH FUCK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJ9sQTX4EE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Now might be a good time for me to recite my favourite nun joke
Is it acceptable to kiss a nun? Yes, but don't get into the habit.
(User #86772, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:51, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# That takes filth to a new level.
Well done!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# well that's.. er.. colourful
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Not in my name!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Arf!
Gets a clickey from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# 'ning!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Good Lord!
She really is like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race!

Oh... and *spang*.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Hurrah!
I've not been spanged for yonks!

Bloody work interrupting my b3ta life! GRRR!
EDIT:



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# I always thought 'Fantastic Pair' would be best.
Shame she doesn't have any though.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Nice to see you back sir:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# At that frame rate, it's gonna take fucking YEARS to trigger my epilepsy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Gleee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
#
Also:
PARP! Have this tat!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Silly :)

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Just the right size for my straw-like penis :D
Oh wait, I mean ... er ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# I prefer to call mine "cute"
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)
# As the chest gets bigger do the facial features get smaller?
Win some lose some I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)

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