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# Evening. I made you a Star Wars thing.
There's a bigger one at the blog.

It's bigger (ie. readable) in the blog.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:34, archived)
# This is very good.

WOO!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)
# This is an excellent thing you've done here :)
Have a click or two
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I like this a great deal.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:44, archived)
# No black? :(
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
#
Very thorough
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:01, archived)
# I admire your attention to detail.
You have, however, wasted your life on nonsense.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:32, archived)
#
Does that mean he can join our club, Miss?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Join it? He can lead it!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# FUCK THAT WOOKY MOUTH
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# As it's very quiet here's a 'Is this dog having a laugh, fake no ring' pic
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Laaaaarvlyyy set of gnashers
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:44, archived)
# There's something troubling here.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# sexeh :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Aha
Kirk's screwing the pooch again.
 
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# FILTH
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# YIFF IN HELL CPT. FURIK
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# omg
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 4:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Ha-ha! He looks like Craig Ferguson.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Hooah!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Fuck me like one of your french bitches
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I like to get kissed before I get fucked.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:32, archived)
# *sniffs crotch*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:41, archived)
# How romantic.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# *winks*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:23, archived)
# are you barking to me?
*may have got my films mixed up
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Babe-Station
Quick and dirty but you get the idea

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
#

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Dennis Norden!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha fuckin' hell
:D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Henry Kissinger
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# haha yes :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)
# piggy in the blanket
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Neato!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
# =]
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Cor!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Seckseh!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# * logs back in
* Bokes
* Logs out again
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Arf!!!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
# no, i don't get it
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# One of our girls went to work for Babestation last week
if you're interested, there are some NSFW pics of her at:

ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/i_left_my_toys_out

/cyberpimp blog
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Phwoar !
that's not the link I was expecting ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/i_love_h
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# You're welcome
and happy candles!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Happy candle!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# {8-)
Nice bewbs
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# She paid enough for them
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I really don't know
The wolf had asthma
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
# your mum
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
# lousy toupe'
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Babe: Pig up the shitter
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] my effort
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Slipstickhorpe? Smascarahorpe? Stamponhorpe?
;)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Slipstickhorpe looks like a perfectly viable English village name
pronounced "Slickup"
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Sounds like a lovely Cornish village "'E be gowan darn Slickup fer pint n parstee!"
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# SclitHORPE ?
cuntHEROE?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Scannotreversethorpe?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Sclungethorpe?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Works for me.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Shandbaghorpe?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Sladybitshorpe?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Sclownspockethorpe?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Blade runner horse?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Neigh!
Is for compo. Too subtle maybe?

(PS has to do with penises)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I think you may have wanted the matchstick man, not the unicorn.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Ha!
Never noticed that! The censors are already in my mind :(

(But like I was going for deep stuff, about perchancing to dream, and stuff. And for an image that takes zero skills ;))
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Fixed it!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:11, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# I give up
Hedge my bets and say it's got something to do with Star Wars/Trek (probably)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:51, archived)
#
Don't forget Eastenders and the US primaries. Also penises.

*EDIT* Yeah alright, it is mainly sci fi geekery ;)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Hellooooo ladeeez...
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Is this a remake with John Travolta and George Clooney ?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Happy Candles! :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Thanks, nice work btw
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Ooh thankee
:D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
Happy candles!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# fangs
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Happy candleday! :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# cheers
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# * Logs back in - CANDLES!

Happy 3 years, 11 months and 30 days

CAKE
* logs out again
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Thanks Wobbly Bloke
that's a rather large file in your cake link, my browser tried to stop me getting it
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Flashback to the BMX days!
Loved that show
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
# "Ooh, I say Jim, that Spock fella does act rather queer"
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# LOL, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# haha
SquareTrek?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Enders Wars?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Miserable made up cockney area residents in space? Lol
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# hahahaha
catchy!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# cor innit
can just imagine it

HMSS APPLESNPEARSANDSOMEREFERENCETOTHECOUNCILTOMAKEITSEEMEDGY, It's glorious mission, to push the boundaries of mockney into outa space, innit


"You have five of your earth minutes to surrender, or we will tear your ship apart with our disrupters"


"what's e on about innit?" "dunno innit, he's facking mental, oi, nutter, you're facking mental" "yeah! facking caaaant!" "you calling me a caaant" "nah, innit, I'm calling him a caaant, doesn't stop you been a caant innit" "you caa!" "you a caaa and a caaant!" "I caaan't be a caaa and a caaaan't" "you can coz u are! hahaha caaant caaa!" further realistic representations of ethnic laandaan speak continue

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# There! Are! Two! Teas!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahaah
now that's what I call a reference!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I'm having Eastenders flashbacks now like some Vietnam Vet with a thousand yard stare.
Or should that be faaasand yard stare, innit!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# OH NO! IT'S CHARLIE AGAIN!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I am going to piss in the tractor beam

lolololol
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# professor chike cannot approve of the incidence of the manifestation of urine in the tractor beam
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# TOUGH
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# SEXY
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# SEXY/TOUGH
Like my sex cock, hurrah!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# A MANS SEX COCK!
that only a mans can appreciate!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# You know it. Nothing but the best.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
"Dorofee!"
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
Jim Beam us up Patrick!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Arf!
Looks like Jim is having a stroke again.

/selfoof
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# No, it's just that his Klingons are itchy as hell today
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] In the latest Director's Cut...


Click for bigger (107 kb)


Han is happy to see Greedo
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] best place on tinternet
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# HONKA HONKA
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# ^ those
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# *downloads john noakes hot yiffing action*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# GET DOWN SHEP
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# haha
took me a while to she HER face
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# You mean the Agnet Bay
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Polaroids, eh?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Nice Bela me fella!
:)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# The only reason noone's killed that fat twat is because it would make him a martyr to the "RIP Roaul Moat U Legend"/"Jade in r hertz 4eva" brigade.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# He's given his hometown (and mine) a bad name.
I'll kill him, though I'll want paying up front.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:07, archived)
# SPERMTORUM
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I come in peace
Nice.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I love this.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Sperm to rum
One of Jesus's lesser-known miracles
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# i'm still not sure i'd drink it
water to wine is one thing

perhaps even boiling piss into wine

but this is too far.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Unbeliever!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Ah that wasn't a milk moustache
but the fermented jizz of his disciples
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
Pissing Wine and cummin' Rum,
Here's comes Jesus, the party's begun!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# now that's a jesus everyone can get behind
or infront of

er, hang on a minute.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Forgot to mention he also shits fish and bread too!
PARTY!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# haha
Looks like he's speed praying
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Wise words
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Clamtoucher.
Sorry, spillover from the thread below....

;)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
#
Nothing wrong with a bit of clamtouching

It usually results in some smelly yiff though
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Nice
First WooYay of the day!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Nice work sir
I have no Clams or Carry on movies! :(
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# That's a darn shame!!
Cheers Q! :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# A new game guaranteed to be sweeping the nation...
For any chihuahua / ray winstone loving, non-console owning, games players....

Coming soon to iphone and android i'm sure...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E1m9xjswm4
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
#

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Hello
This might be better received on the /links board
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# damb, gurl!
why u gotta be all polite-n-shit about this :P
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# DAYM fly guy, ah'm in love wit you!
The casanova legend must have been true
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# word, dawg
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I assure you, there's nothing polite about my shit

but to show willing, here's this "show me on the doll where the man touched you" pic.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# aww poor little Hamilton Hampton
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
#
ah ha, thanks for that, will do, i've not been round these parts in some time!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# THE SADFACE IS SAD BECAUSE YOU GOT IT A BIT WRONG.

THE SADFACE WISHES YOU LUCK IN YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVOURS.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# pfft! what was that orginally?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# It's the case that holds the cloth you can see in the right of the picture.
The simulcra is a picture of a car part on the box, possibly a stylised petrol cap such as those found on the Audi TT.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Truly a face of woe and beauty.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# leave the ham alone
no touching.

[edit] i watched it, it was shit, i cannot see how you will transfer that to a game for a smart phone, perhaps you best go back to cleaning toilets?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# I have to say
Not even simpletons with featurephones would think about this game let alone smartphone users.

I watched it too and now want to rape my own eyes out with some massive drugs
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Oh, and...
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# pas encore
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# * Logs in


* Logs out again
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Cunt off.


First thing on board i see is this. Wheres my gun i'll shoot the fucking asshat
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# That's just how he rolls.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Indeed
It took 4gallons of boiling piss to jump like that. The spluff comes naturally
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Indeed the WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY guy is here
But only to spunk on spam whores.

This song of Rob's works well too. Maybe a mod should change it to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0DqQfk66OI
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Fuck is this shit?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# brb, I'm going for another cup of tea
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Watch out
The piss urn is on too.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# this better be good
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I got bored.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# It's been a while
but I fucked your mum
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Ya can frig off!!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Bloody hell Davros has let himself go a bit.
:) excellent stuff
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Btw has anybody done bobby Davros?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Not that I know of and ta missus :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaha, not that I know of. Go do 'im, it'll make his day!

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# This is bloody ace Q!
I love it :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:20, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Cheers me dears!
:)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:26, archived)
# oh, i say
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I'd watch
Dr Who if it was this good
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I dun googled it
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:18, archived)
# You've made him scarier!
Great work mate.She's the English version of that one for Something about Mary.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Thanks Q!
:D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Wig!
nicely done :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Cheers HEKIM
:)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# pffft
I heard that in my head
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace stuff.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Meanwhile back in the 80's
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# haha :)) happy b3tabday, innit


(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
*Click* :)
He looks reeeeet happy bless him :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Splendid :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# 720 double kickflip?
Top work!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# 540 varial double kickflip ;)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
# FUCK YEA
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# SKILLZ!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
# this^
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:46, archived)
# ^This
Woo 511330 bytes
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Hahaha
HE FUCKING LOVES HALF PIPES! Top stuff, sir! *clicks, hopes it gets FP'ed*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Oooo and wooohooo
nice one
and he doesn't have trainers that come off when it goes wrong..
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Skater Hypo!
woo & clicks :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Haha, that's brill!
Loving his giraffe friend :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Loads of enjoyment, ta.
And a jealous jiraffe
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Flippopotamus!
Excellent work :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:20, archived)
# A thing of rare beauty, haha!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# class sir!
needs a I love this button
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Zgoink!
That's a great way of catching flies yer man's got there.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
#
*has the california games theme in my head*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# wheeeeeeee \o/
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Mesmerizing..and he loves it
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Wheee!
He looks like he's enjoying that! Top job :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# hehehe :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Gif-induced synaesthesia.
The timing on this is lovely.
I can hear the rumbling sound of the skateboard on the ramp followed by an expectant silence when he launches out of the frame.
Already one of my favourite b3ta artefacts.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# !
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Flangepie
I'm borrowing that...
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# rim twang!
that terrible condition....
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
# haha...incoming flangepie
:D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# RIMTWANG!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
# ^This^
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha. Next word: ARSECAPERS
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
#
tetris is kind of easy when every piece is a straight line
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# BORING!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
#
R
I
M
TWANG
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:41, archived)
# I think that
rimtwangfuck, cuntbadgerbellend & nobbollocks are all L shaped?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# FUCKP!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# haha, sorry I missed the party!
Have a late happy B3ta day and a click!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Is it wrong that I cannot even pronounce tourettetris?
Nicely :P

Belated happy candle day Ninjy!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Cheers Whato! ;)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
# it's pronounced..
tou-fucking-rettetris
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Ha-ha!
I thought it said 'cuntbanger'.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Hehehehehe
:)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Pure
b3ta :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Cheers CJ
:D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Kitten, skateboard etc :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# ANALNADSEX
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
# anal nad sex
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)
# SANDWICHQRAPE
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# o_O Not sure how I feel about that one?
And Piss flaps Q spunk?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Great!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Smash got there first
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# thigh hardness terror!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
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(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
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SANDWICHQRAPE
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 2:30, archived)
# spalfssip?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha, that Jonesy's a nice fella
*Prints 2 for the kids*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:25, archived)
# HOBLOWJO ?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# YES!
Second appearance of freebase on the fp.
On the third occasion, the end times commence.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:29, archived)
# The best FP I've seen fro ages!
Brilliant! :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Shit, how did that happen?
It's never the things I'm proud of ...
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Well done
On the watermark
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Twunt Q Arsehole
:D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:39, archived)
# This is on Art Of Trolling now too
So it's your fault when they all turn up.

This is ace though.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I'm on there! Thanks!
(bottom row)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Amazingly good.
Any chance of a hi-res version....?

:D
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 2:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Genius.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)
# this for the t-shirt
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:12, archived)
# That is bloody brilliant
I saw all the rude words then started looking for the innocent ones in the list and couldn't believe it when I found them all.
Soup Herb. W/Y/H etc.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Random
I used to work for a kids publisher and one time they printed a word search with animal names to find. The designer just filled in the gaps with random letters.
It was only when they got a letter from an irate parent that they got a copy out to check and found it did indeed say HEDGEHOGSHIT right across the middle... :)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# haha
I'm choking with lols!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Fucking brilliant.
(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Woo + yay!
I suggest when twat falls, slip it above jizz...
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:30, archived)
# heh :)
Just today at the office we discussed whether we should do a "Wordfuck" app. Like Wordfeud but only cusswords allowed. Also, the word "Nazi" would triple the score of any word that it touched.

However, we feared that there would be copyright issues, or possibly work, invoved, so we skipped the idea and went surfing instead ..
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:20, archived)
# haha
you needed that flangepie past the jizz
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)
# haha, what`s a kno?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:45, archived)
# C
untbiscuits.

It's slightly disingenuous, as that's an example of Coprolalia, not Tourette's. Tedious, I know but fuck it (there it goes again). Anyway this explains it far better: www.touretteshero.com/2011/10/31/so-many-layers-of-shit/
(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Just because it's been on my mind since yesterday's news...
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Nice one Baz!
Soz for posting on top :(
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
# How dare you, young sir!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Ris?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# They're gonna privatise the police, innit?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Oh, I see.
Except that they are not really, are they?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# OCP the future of Law Enforcement
Essex has a cancer, the cancer is Crime Chavs

Demonstrating the new model Chav209
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Drop the can of Stella and lie down on the ground.
You have 30 seconds to comply.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)
# One of my favourites
www.b3ta.com/board/10446232

Also..
cccccccaaaaaannnnnnddddddlllllleeeeeeessssss
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# :o)
Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# thanks
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Candles, Happy thereof!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# you are most kind
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:44, archived)
# You are most welcome.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Candle!
Enjoy.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
#
aye aye captain
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
# happy day of candles :)
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# straight back at ya
in 24 hours
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:52, archived)
# haha
Took me a minute to recall/guess what the logo was from.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:10, archived)
# i was thiking of doing an ocp panda car
with robocop getting out of it.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# a little thing to keep the ball going
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:09, archived)
# did someone say balls
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
# no - he said ball
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:15, archived)
# someone at the back there
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Excellent Elvis!!
*Click* :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)

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