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# 'nings
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Happy st patricks day :)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Rice-ee what you did there
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Owl Pacino


"Owl" get me coat
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# OWL!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# O'Rly?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)
# yes?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# cheater
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:52, archived)
# I have days like that.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:30, archived)
# ^ Twit
..Woo

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# NING herman
* Needs more blank post above so we can see where the hat goes?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# the hat goes into space :)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)
#
i seen a flox Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Who?
Woo!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Come on b3ta... WAKE UP!!!!
I suppose I will have to start again, with Clare Grogan, Roxanne Hall and Olga Fedori.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Followed by.....
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Right.. It's been nice chatting, but I really have to go and walk the dogs..
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Morning WB Don't forget it's Paddy's Day. Here, have a pint of ascii I made a few years back.

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(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Thanks Captn, but won't the beer poor though the line spacing?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Probably :)
I also have to go dog walking now. It's pissing down too :(
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# ^ This
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Clare Grogan in an altered image
very apt
happybirthdayhappybirthdayhappybirthdayhappybirthdayhappybirthdayhappybirthdayhappybirthdayhappybirthday
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
# ^ Them
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Please
What is the point of these? Have you applied a cartoon filter on them, why are you always posting them? I don't understand..
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Hi McDazzle, I see you still have my Seal of Approval.
Can you remember why you received this privileged accolade?

Also: this
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# fuck man!! ...you woke me up with that yelling :D
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Clare Grogan
Would.

In fact not only would, but over and over and over and over again.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# So that should occupy you up until elevenses
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)
# ^ This (with tits)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# 3 out of 3 woulds :)
Excellent sexeh lady research Mr Wobbly
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# O_O


(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha
is that you ;)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
# ^proper method acting :D
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# mommy and daddy are hurting each other
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# What about the first post, with the ladies?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
# coffee > keyboard
:D
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# FTW!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# grok.
 

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:27, archived)
#
 
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:46, archived)
# What happens when they meet?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:50, archived)
# I don't think he'll have any say in the matter.
 
Troll women are strong.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:53, archived)
# No hair though.
That's good.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 6:06, archived)
# they might have hairy backs.
 
Can't see from here.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 6:15, archived)
# it was moida
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:53, archived)
# is this a hatecrime? or just tough love
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 6:15, archived)
# Mr T is hatecrime.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 6:25, archived)
# I forget what this originally was. It was blue and purple, so not what you think. I think that's a bird at the end.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:48, archived)
# It won't stop screaming?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:52, archived)
#
 
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:55, archived)
# Now look what you've done.
Your idle tinkering has given them all epilepsy.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:58, archived)
# They're just grooving to this
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 6:29, archived)
# WELL I SURE AM
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:34, archived)
# UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 7:06, archived)
# GJM! Oh wait. ;) I like this.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 6:44, archived)
# y'all postin in a troll thread
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 7:11, archived)
# ralph pls leave
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 7:16, archived)
# no
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 7:18, archived)
# dont feed the troll
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
# wtf are those from
they are great?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# pained in GIMP and pixelised
 
just drawing some trolls : D
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 3:03, archived)
# cuntwank
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 3:52, archived)
# Of the many mad heads I've morphed this seems to be the best to pea to that.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 3:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 4:42, archived)
# Q&D and only a handful of nodes.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:39, archived)
# glopglopglop
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 4:39, archived)
# errbody wants to ruuun
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:02, archived)
# HIDDEN FUCK
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:19, archived)
# crouching Flan
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 6:26, archived)
# So, here's the design for my counterfeit trading cards. Hopefully no one can tell the difference.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Arf!
If it is, they wont.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:37, archived)
# i never this happening in real
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:40, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU------
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:56, archived)
# Is tonight
Moggy-speak night? Arizona cheeseburger payment summary. XD
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:58, archived)
# rusty chinstrap mistake
wearing bicycle success hat XD
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:17, archived)
# For lucky best wash
use Mr Sparkle! XD
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:24, archived)
# I'm respectful to dirt.
Can you see that I am serious?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:30, archived)
# I took the rhetorical gypsy
to arrive at a state of intimacy where we can eagerly borrow money from our coward XD
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Dave will fall in love with you with sweet talk like that.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:42, archived)
# I've never been to Cirencester,
I've never been to me.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:53, archived)
# I have such humanism here.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:59, archived)
# Now do "I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant" by AxCx
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 2:10, archived)
# The words seem straightforward
but the melody eludes me.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 2:14, archived)
# I want
to go to there.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 2:25, archived)
# How did you edit that?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 3:04, archived)
# I clicked "Edit"
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:25, archived)
# It never lets me edit the Subject line.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# When I click Edit I get this, I'm pretty sure it's always been that way for me.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# sweeps the floor with her mastadon
but they need to remember how a rascally trombone!
shares a shower with the unsightly haunch! XD
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:32, archived)
# MMMMmmmmmmmmm
Arizona cheeseburger..... Bit dry.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:29, archived)
# An old apple can get both high and low.
XD
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:40, archived)
# ~.~;;
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:51, archived)
#
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# Oh yeah, a new fantastic Movie at Cinema June 2012
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Please explain this Pope hatred
although quite briefly as my time here is limited
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Allow me:
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Bless you my child.
Now let me have sex with you please.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:49, archived)
# oh hai mofaha's comedy account :D
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:18, archived)
# I only have one account Pedro
I can't afford to spread my comedy any thinner than that.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# your right, there's barely enough for the one account
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:45, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 5:53, archived)
# aww, baby, i was just making a joke, i wuvz your stuff
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)
# you forgot
HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS
HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS HIS ASS
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 3:36, archived)
# EXPLANATION:
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Yeah, a collection of your old posts hasn't really helped things.
I was hoping for more of a collection of words. Why not a hatred of the Catholic Church in general, why is THE POPE always singled out in your material?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:50, archived)
# So you want to "end the false religion here on planet earth"
You do realise posting bizarre and repetitive gifs on b3ta probably isn't the best way to bring down the Catholic church, don't you?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:53, archived)
#

spotify:track:2Jn7qajAh1g6Ql6h191Ip9 (Return The Favor - Main by Keri Hilson)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
#
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# THIS POPE IS NOT FUCKING A CHILD
WAKE UP PEEBALS


(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:52, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
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# Best of all the loose tobaccos
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:03, archived)
# I'm an Amber Leaf man maslef
spotify:track:45Ia1U4KtIjAPPU7Wv1Sea (Are You Gonna Go My Way by Lenny Kravitz)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:04, archived)
# NEEDS MORE LUBE
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, but it probably had something to do with THE POPE.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Haha, this is getting like a rap battle
only with popeing instead of rapping
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:05, archived)
# POPE/OFF
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#
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# supa suave
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# This explains it all.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:12, archived)
# I was unaware that George Bush fucked extraordinary children.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Are you
this guy by any chance?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Yes!
But this picture of me is a little old
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Why not just take a deep breath and think about something other than the Pope for a while?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:03, archived)
# is that really you?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:08, archived)
# I thought imchocked was German?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:16, archived)
# do you teach geography?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:08, archived)
# LOL!
i rarely do an "LOL"
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:13, archived)
# cunt looks like a teacher, innit
one you'd fuck with
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:14, archived)
# watch out!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:19, archived)
# He looks jealous of the lovely trilby the other lamp is wearing.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:21, archived)
# In soviet Russia.. Lamps shades are heads.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:41, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:49, archived)
# PIXELLATED
TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:50, archived)
# I wanted to put the hat on his head...
But that was REALLY pixellated......
Who puts their hat on a lamp?
And also! why does he have two lamps so close to each other? I have one lava lamp and no more! everyone should have one glitter/lava lamp and stop this lamp based clutter.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:27, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)
# PROBABLY JUST SOME POOR RANDOM CUNT'S ONLINE DATING PHOTO
anyway
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:21, archived)
# aahahahahah
oh fuck and yeah
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
# now we're getting somewhere
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:05, archived)
# THE POPE
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Don't worry what the sheeple say
Morons the lot of them, we know the score!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:57, archived)
# But if you don't wish to know, look away now
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Something
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# this too
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:55, archived)
# HAHAHAAHA
christ now i have to edit that
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:02, archived)
# rob?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:04, archived)
# can anyone get spotify now?
...because I am tired of not being hip
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:04, archived)
# NOT HERE
i use grooveshark
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:05, archived)
# it's a compulsion of mine
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Yeah it's available in the US now.
It crashed me every time I tried to install it though, I gave up in the end.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# It was a bit like having a dog behind me thrusting its hips
but not making actual contact.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# one day, justice
spotify:track:47uhrF6IvyE2eUyyfLAEzf (Katy On A Mission by Katy B)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:53, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# this is supreme fuck
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Ah yes, that
Could be used in a .gif too
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:14, archived)
# I FUCKING WILL AND ALL
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:25, archived)
# oh hai city, i show you ma bulbs
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:01, archived)
# *waits for the landing gear to lower*
HAR HAR HAR
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:02, archived)
# a half goatse
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:03, archived)
# that's dead good
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Thank you
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] 23rd Foot and Mouth Regiment
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Good moovie
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Udderly worth seeing.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# In hide effinition
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# It behooves me to watch it.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:58, archived)
# they are milking the franchise
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# beats prod mw 3
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Haha, nice!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:59, archived)
# booze time
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:30, archived)
# SPONGEFUCK SQUAREFLAN
I always thought it was derivative of Ren & Stumpy.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# i think so too
but made more friendly, as not to scare the wee cunts
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I like the Dog Show one with George Liquor, American.
TAKE A CLOOSER LOOOOOK

No sir, I don't like it.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# dunno it
i only seent he odd episode a few years, not much of a tv person at all these days, couldn't be arsed downloading shite either.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
# save this when not on zee piss
youtu.be/zSomZ3W50W4

it's worth watching just for the bit when George enters himself into the dog show
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# bookmarked
i'm fucking starving but i don't want to stop and ruin the flow of boozing, what a predicament.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:58, archived)
# FUCK CONTAINS MULTIPAL SUSTENANCE
chew some cheddas
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:01, archived)
# you've made spongefuck look quite a bit like george w bush
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] WAR BEAST
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:16, archived)
# he fuck chile
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Bit of a Kubrick theme running tonight
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
# POOK

spotify:track:4KiUvEvf0EdlLnJ34AQCOT (Migrations (1999 Mix) by Jocelyn Pook)
youtu.be/g80b6aAA33I

Jocelyn Pook is amazing btw

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:24, archived)
# YOGA
hahaha
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:31, archived)
# hoo hoo
Watch 'Eyes Wide Shut' and it will put it in a different context.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
# never seen that fully
but the satanic sex party has stuck in my mind.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# hoo hoo
that's the track from it
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# sweet satanic model cunt
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Total Gadness
Good shout on the Jocelyn Pook btw
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# danke chapeau
penultimate pook pook
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Happy Easter

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:30, archived)
# happy fathers day
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# MUTLISICK INC
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Moggy?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
# sichronised typing
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:03, archived)
# *autoclick*
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# FP this quickly

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I love the looks on their faces :D
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# spicy beaver
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!!!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Haha, not seen that bus in a long time....
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
#
Brilliant. How do you make so many so fast?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:26, archived)
# just added the blast frames to run after an existing animation and shopped the bus in :D
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:31, archived)
#
Nice work
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:34, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Pat Butcher reincarnated
(mod edit - 400k max on animations thanks - click for 4mb version)

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Big again
Sorry it's big file again, please don't bully me. I'm out of work and I've got far too much time on my hands :)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I think it could stand some optimizing
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:09, archived)
#
Get a Job
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
#
just read this. Yeah i might do
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Nice one - a quarter of the size and still just as good :)
Welcome in b3ta, by the way
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:28, archived)
#
Im happy with that. Pitty i didn't do it though haha, i'll learn to resize for next time. I found this site other day its right up my street. How do you update your profile? and is there a way of seeing all the pics/videos that a user has uploaded?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# er
click your username, then click Update your profile

you can click on anyone else's username to see their profile and the stuff they've posted on each board
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# OH
yeah. It was saying 'cannot update profile' the other day, not it's fine. cheers
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Also,
if you want to type in capitals you must not use Caps Lock.
The shift key must be pressed with a little finger throughout the typing, LIKE THIS.
If you use Caps Lock gronkpan will detect it and you'll be b&.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I've got a pineapple that needs grating
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:29, archived)
# My macpherson strut needs sandblasting.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# ;)

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:15, archived)
# With all that time you could've learnt how to optimise loooooooooooooooooooooooooohooooLP
Welcome
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# ^^^fuck yeah D:
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:36, archived)
# FUCKIN VOODOO MAGIC, MAN
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:39, archived)
# My b3ta went all ajiggyfucked.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# have you checked ya cabals?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:43, archived)
# I bit into them...yes...they are working.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:47, archived)
# spicy
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:50, archived)
# With so much time to kill - why not Google 'optimisation', then head over to the FAQ section of b3ta?
And tell me what you find there, because I've never been.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
# It has words and funny pictures... :/
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# FAQ here I come!
*books tickets*
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:11, archived)
# HE WHAT?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:13, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:17, archived)
# WE CAN NOT ALLOW THE RUSSIANS TO CONTAMINATE OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:22, archived)
# DOCTOR STRANGEFUCK
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I love this one
and it's not even that far removed from his actual performance :D
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:19, archived)
# I fucking love that film and all Kubrick's work
This was found on a blog, I cropped it and took some frames out.

Hoo hoo

though it didn't loop perfectly before, so I shall claim ownership of it
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:23, archived)
#
disturbing pic
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:22, archived)
# why is it disturbing, also it's an animation not a pic, are you some kind of spastic?
Welcome

spotify:track:7sjkYPQvZT7wkpGjNh8ldc (Take Me to the Hospital by The Prodigy)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:29, archived)
#
It just is alrite. it just is. and yes i am a spastic cheers, everyone says so and it makes me proud
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Have you considered suicide?
spotify:track:18Y7wZOUmZvWakS4VN2YdU (Super Trouper by Abba)

Welcome
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
#
nah but i will now after that comment
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Can I watch on cam?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:47, archived)
#
Christ, you're a Prickion





spotify:track:09gJISyp00nINpY1U8UQIQ (Gangsta Gangsta by N.W.a)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# You really do give me hope for humanity
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to read the FAQ..
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
# DAMN YOU BOMBSLUT CAMEL!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)
#

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)
# DAMN YOU BOMBSLUT OBAMA!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:09, archived)
#

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)
#

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:16, archived)
# that is fucked
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:18, archived)
# do you have trouble getting visas
for international travel?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
#
We're loving the youtube clips :)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:18, archived)
# i'm sure i can see teh quo
also - it's 3mb over the limit, perhaps wait until you're home so you can optimise before posting? it's very good though
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)
#
How do you optimize it? Sorry for being a noob
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Mouse-over it and tap Q repeatedly.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:18, archived)
# This made me laugh in a manner which provoked my wife's interest.
Now I am having to explain something which she will never understand.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# "Geek joke"
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)
# You tell that bitch to be cool.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:21, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:40, archived)
# no disrepect to Manley's missus, just a pseudo-jape
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# what do you create your animations in? most programs will have some form of gif optimisation
less frames, less colours and smaller res are a good place to start though

edit - i should probably add i'm not trying to stifle your creativity, i very much like your stuff :)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:29, archived)
#
I make it in after effects and turn it into a gif in photoshop. Never made a gif before until I 1st posted the other day! I've got a bit to learn. What a noob :) Cheers
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)
# if you work with Photoshop you have a few options
diffusion plus lossy
128 colours
etc
mess around then check the filesize
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:36, archived)
# butt seriously
it's too large, dimension wise with too many frames

you can shrink it with Gif Movie Gear, drop the colour palette down and use some code to expand it, that'll sort you out.

If you want Gif Movie Gear, lemme know
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:38, archived)
# <img width="300" src="______________________________" height="300" />
This code can make anything, any size, dimension-wise, not in kilobytes.

Just replace ________________ with image url and adjust numbers as you like.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Do not listen to him
it is the filesize that matters here.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# ^DO NOT LITHEN TO HEEEM
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:07, archived)
# file>save web devices
then the lower the colours and dither the smaller the file size
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:02, archived)
# taking out every second frame then just slowing the anim down is a good tip
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
#
Should i do that then re-post it you think?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:21, archived)
# No no no!
Edit the original post.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:21, archived)
# And never, ever, forever delete a thread, no matter how bad you fucked up.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Also, fewer colours, smaller proportions (you can make it around 30% bigger with html without too much quality loss)
Dither can be good too, but only in certain situations.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:24, archived)
# what mu said
i dunno what program you use, but photoshop has great optimising options, i find lowering the dither often gives it a nice cartoon effect aswell as saving kb.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:45, archived)
# oh yeah, and if you're re-uplaoding to b3tards, name the file something else or it won't replace it
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)
# it does replace it,
but you have to hard-reload (ctrl-shift-R in firefox) to see the replaced image on /board; otherwise it loads the version stored in the cache.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Other browsers are available:
CTRL-F5 in Chrome
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:18, archived)
# yeah, very good, mate. I am hiding your posts until you learn how to optimize
good ideas, but my internet is now fucked
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
# You can't hide them until you've already loaded them in the first place.
Then the damage is done. Ignore is the one you want, but then you'll never know when he learns to optimise. Oh my you are in a muddle.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:28, archived)
# I cannot reply as this thread is now hidden
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:31, archived)
#
Yep i'm confused! What shall I do then?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# There's a fairly good guide to optimising GIFs in Adobe Imageready
here: flylib.com/books/en/2.817.1.150/1/

To be honest, it's normally just a case of playing with the settings until you get a sufficiently file size.

You'll use some of the quality, but with a decent GIF like your one above it'll still make people laugh :)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:37, archived)
# replace this post with an optimized version and do a CFB
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:38, archived)
# but when he says 'replace'
he means don't delete the post - just edit it and stick in the link to your new optimised image...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:40, archived)
# OK
Whats the max limit it can be? whats a CFB?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:40, archived)
# 400kb
cfb is a click for bigger.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:41, archived)
# you could put EVERYONE on ignore
and just carry on lol :)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I like this idea.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha, ignorance is bliss
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:54, archived)
# If you want to optimise it, reopen whatever you made it in and have a play with the save settings.
Fewer frames, smaller size, fewer colours etc... Then hit edit on the original post up there ^ and swap it in. Or don't. Whatever. Just don't delete the thread. People don't like that.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:39, archived)
#
Yeah that makes sense i'll do it now. What is the max limit i'm going for?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# 400kb. give or take.
10kb or so extra and no-one'll mind. apart from the uber board nazis...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:44, archived)
# 37k
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:44, archived)
# 400kb
It doesn't seem that much but keep the big version of your anims, and put a link to them underneath so people can load the full quality version if they like.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:45, archived)
#
type tildafaqtilda but change the words tilda to the symbol ~

thusly - Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Von Sydow
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# BEYOND CHUNDERDOME
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:52, archived)
# over 9000
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:47, archived)
# rape a hobo
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:39, archived)
# What, again?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:40, archived)
# uddawise day won't learn nuffem
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Pffffft, that's great.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:28, archived)
# How ever good this is, it is huge and thefore making the rest of b3ta not load properly and fucking my knackered old pc up the arse..
It's even on imageshack so won't even cache so I have to download it each time I refresh....
It's not like you don't know that it is too big because you said so yourself, I know you have read the FAQ,or you were just very lucky when you made this 400px wide, and just decided to to go fuck us on slow conections with old PC's I suppose..
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
#
I have read through the faq, i'll make it as small as I can mate. Sorry again. I'm a complete noob when it comes to net coding/things tho!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Don't worry. All you've done is confuse us all by sticking around and asking how to fix it after messing up.
Most L Platers post, get shouted at angrily and are never heard from again.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:52, archived)
#
haha. Glad i confused everyone :) I did poo my pants a little bit
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Well nice to have you here :-)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:03, archived)
#
Cheers. I've been looking for a site to waste some valuable time on and this seams perfect
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:10, archived)
# It's a great place, and your stuff's looking good so far, better than mine so Yay!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:14, archived)
#
How would i see all posts from one person? on their profile? and how can i update my profile?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Yes you can see all the posts made by one person by going to their profile and clicking on their maessages..
But this will only allow you to look back for one week, you can look back further, but that function is call search and it is broken at the moment.
You can update your profile by clicking on the (Update profile button) right at the top of the board, next to your user name..
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# haha!!
happens to the best of them... :))
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Ok :-) It's a good animation though and also welcome.
Just try to keep to roughly the recomended limits, there not written in stone, but good to try and aim for, just your 3.9Mg here is well over the top...
There is also free hosting here if you wish to use it :-)
www.b3tards.com/
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:53, archived)
#
Yeah that'l be my last one at that sort of size! ;) if i make another and it's big ill post a small version with a link. Is it easier if i use the hosting here rather than imageshack?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:03, archived)
# The hosting here is as easy as..
Pick a password for your account, and the just press browse, select, upload, and it gives you all the code ready to copy and past ;-)

I don't know if it's just me, but image shack images never cache, so everytime I hit refresh it has to download from scratch every time, and with 4mg on a slow conection, frezzing my aging PC and not letting anything else on the page load properly, it makes b3ta a little unusable..

But alls sorted now ;-)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:11, archived)
#
I'll use hosting here from now on. Imageshack doesn't let me log in sometimes either so I have to do it through a link from my email account.They can F off!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Relax Invisable.
Just adblock it.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:53, archived)
# I am perfectly relaxed here :-)
I have already blocked it, I just wanted to point out the mistake, because if everyone starts to think it is ok to post massive images, I will have to start blocking everything here, so b3ta will finish up having no images on it!
I thought I put my point accross nice and politely?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:00, archived)
# well done that mod
good post made good
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Yes ;-)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# you can look at the board now
and browse for porn at the same time!
woo for friday night
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha, you know my habits all too well ;-)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:16, archived)
# This is really fucking good...
...but really fucking big.

It's over 200 frames - try to get it down to 50ish
Reduce the colours to 32
Reduce the size to 300 wide rather than 400
Keep doing shit like this (but smaller) and you'll fit in well
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:08, archived)
#
appreciate that! good advice ill do it next time i post. I think if i made another 4mb 1 people would def want to hit me
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Yes
I live in the boonies and broadband is basically dialup speeds.

Welcome. If the post is good or funny getting the file size down will not harm it.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:27, archived)
#
Still got a bit to learn about gifs! Just watched a tutorial on it. cheers
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# one of the few advantages of living in a big(ish) city:
massive cable
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# ^this^
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-10774406

mine is so slow this article only popped up on the beeb today..

it'd be great if other sites tried being a bit more sensitive to the realities of *most* people's internet speeds too..
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Boil in the bag?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Fresh!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Also Kampf ire.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# oof
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)
# ^ Would
* Unsure which one, or where though?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Maria for sure.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)
# In everything possible
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)
# NOW THEY'VE DONE IT!
ahaha one of the best
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Thanks Deki.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# TANK Q
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:21, archived)
# you are my favourite artist ever
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# What they said :)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:38, archived)
# O__o
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:07, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Worrying ain't it ;)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Bosch is my favorite.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Ahh, a night out in Salford.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Cursed woods?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# That's what we call most of the parks here.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Mein Gott! Spirit Hitler Cock is circumcised - Controversy!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Fully erect!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I'm pleased for you - but what about Spirit Hitler Cock?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:41, archived)
# puwahh!!!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:42, archived)
# You should put all of these in an exhibition
they're bloody brill
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# I need an agent!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:42, archived)
# ^ this HARD
I love your stuff
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:26, archived)
# o/
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:47, archived)
# \o
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:53, archived)
# so the "one ball" rumours are true
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:41, archived)
# So I've heard.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Haha. Shitzkrieg.
Man, you must not have any repressed feelings. Although, I'm perfectly willing to hear all about your childhood.

Yay!

edit- oh what the hell. Have this- www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6_gmiF7O20
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Gimmie some punk rock man!
My childhood? When I was a kid I wanted to be an adult. Now that I'm an adult, I want to be a kid.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# I never did figure out the whole adult thing.
Got my degree in engineering, and still a kid. What, me work?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:13, archived)
# ROCK!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# SERIOUS :MUSIC
I've been installing a 200 pound differential, so didn't see this until now. I'm having fun. Like a mummy.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# yo/
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# this is a BNP wet dream.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# They all wake up messy.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)
# One ball Hitler ftw
:D
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Must be hard to fuck anything with just one ball.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Another lovely piccy
Was meaning to ask; are you influenced by Felicien Rops at all? You seem to have a rather similar imagination.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Never heard of him. I've studied Dali and Bosch works at great length.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I *heart* Bosch and Dali
I'm a fan of Vermeer as well, although he's a very different kettle of fish.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Vermeer is THE greatest artist when it comes to skill. None better!
Bosch has the imagination of a God!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)
# I just love the serenity in Vermeer's work
that and his handling of depth makes his pictures very relaxing.
But yeah Bosch is excellent for those massive crazed and hellish landscapes
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# They both use fine brushes, and are fierce about the details.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Holy sweet fuck
That Bosch Fella is amazing! I'm not an educated guy when it comes to art but this stuff is mentalist!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# My Master!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:52, archived)
# don't forget Magritte
^________________^


(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
# ^this
So many others as well.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# that's not the original, I fucked with it
hoo hoo
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:45, archived)
# no wai
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:56, archived)
# All I could think
Is I wonder what he looks like flacid
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Old and sad.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Happy to see you thought it thru
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)
# It wasn't pretty was it?! :D
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# what a fucking series
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I was listening to them when I drew this.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Yay! I want a bottle of whatever it is they're drinking...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:45, archived)
# It's called "BLOOD".
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)
# I used to love this stuff.... it was 14% when I used to buy it, not seen it for years though..
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Sounds good. I drank wine last night. Sure wish I had scotch.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# "Wine is nice but whisky's quicker, suicide is slow with liqure........"
I like the taste of Scotch, but it gives me cronic heart burn and acid, plus I hate the hangover taste the next day
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Drink Guinness with it. Works for me.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:21, archived)
# totally awesome
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Hello my online friend.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:00, archived)
# hiya bub!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:06, archived)
# high
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:11, archived)
# ..ya bub
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Nice helmet.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Worked out well.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:05, archived)
# This has everything.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:12, archived)
# (forgot the kitchen sink)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:21, archived)
# this way to Deep Shit
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:22, archived)
# You're late.
The woods are on fire!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:45, archived)
# NEEDS MORE POPE
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] It might work...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:46, archived)
# when will the mollusc wars end
:/
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)
# xenon2012 nautilus napalm minibong
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:44, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The innocent face of war...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Poocho Villa!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, is it time yet for deliberate misunderstandment of compo spec?
Q, D & NWOT

Also, apologies for the Comic Sans. I just feel that's what they would talk in.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:40, archived)
# I saw them at the airport
NEVER have I seen foreheads of their size...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:43, archived)
# That is why they make such good perches for musk oxen
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:44, archived)
# haha :D
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Pant & Dic

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Now that explains it.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)
# argh, the spanging!
the spanging!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)
# In the cross hare!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] What a dufus.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Oh my that's a fabbylus!!!
Top drawer stuff sir!! *Click*
:D
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# That gets a click
for literal laughs alone!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# M looks proper sleazy in the last frame.
Which is a plus.

Sleazy music:
youtu.be/SJVPD5vrlrU
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Bondiferous!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)
# pfft
:D
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# *about to leave office for the day roffles*
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:14, archived)
# That most certainly deserves a
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:24, archived)
#

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:31, archived)
# *boing*
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Click tit.
Rare hummus on here of late.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:39, archived)
# *click*
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Epic...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:23, archived)
# and now you will sit there until some other posting gets pop above you ad FP'd straight away
....oh no - that's just me
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Annoying horse goes to war
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
#
Obligatory post to show I'm not dead. I like your cow.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Your like his cow?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# There's obviously something going on here that we're not witness too
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:16, archived)
# We know that em22 is still alive.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
# and likes cows
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Now we're getting somewhere..
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# unless the murderer logged into em22's account
Fuck. what a giveaway
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Cuff 'im, boys!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# kinky!
Do them up tight, please
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
#
I cannot disprove this.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Psst Jeremy
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# OMG
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Dont sue me Jeremy
this was done in homage
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:52, archived)
# dammit
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Could just be me...
...but this almost made me wee with laughter.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 3:01, archived)
# You shall have a fishy upon a little dishy ...


CFB
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry to be a miserable git, but war is not fun at all and the only beasts are these:


[EDIT: Human beings, not 'black people', you racist tits]
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Have you been drinking Toilet Duck again?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# yeah, send them all back home, I say
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Racist
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Nice effect.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
#

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10716646#post10716667

...lol

Good For You, JollyJack!! I gave you. :D Hahahaha
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# AArgh Yiff Pron
I'm going shopping.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# While you're there
bring me back some chocolate.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# You can full sperm out for it. Yays!! XD
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# You've gone from "Delightfuly Quirky" to "scary"....
....and now; right into "bat-sh*t-crazy-keep-her-away-from-me-and-sharp-objects" territory.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# This answer is you really wanted.
In any case, there is no happiness.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# batshitcrazytiem
batshitcrazytiem is your sig
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Its honor. :D
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
# WTFAYBOA????
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Is that a young Mark E Smith?
filenames and guesses MESS = Mark E Smith Stare.
amirite?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Yep, it's from the Brix era, when he looked happy for about five minutes.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Always loved The Fall don't get to hear much of them now but I believe they are still touring.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I think it's spelled "torturing"
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)
# hmmm, the weetabrix era?


(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# haha finally the source of JJ's art
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# He gets it all off cereal boxes?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# I enjoy to play practical jokes on bad people!
XD
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# there is nothing bad about me..
I am gracious, charming and lovely.
Ask anyone on here you crazybatshitloon.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Yes, but
he's not been a bad person, has he? He's not a murderer. He hasn't robbed a bank or thrown poo at children, has he?

He's upset you with some misperceived slight and you go mental. I don't think you understand English as well as you think and that's why things are the way they are.

Seriously, turn your PC off, go outside and meet some real people. All this misunderstanding isn't healthy for any of us.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Go away, small brain person! :O
He IS bad person!!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# It is a simple fact that you do not understand enough English to function on this board.
I am not being nasty, I am trying to get you to understand. Prove to me that you understand what I am saying.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# NO.
My friend said "b3ta board people always say bad things to you".
(My friend is American. She can use Japanese very well.)

For example,
"# Yes, you've got it exactly right
Well done, you've seen through our "thinly-veiled open hostility" ruse and deduced that we're actually in league with each other specifically to send you coded messages through the medium of board sigs."
Fo' shizzle Emvizzle said for me.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# B3ta is a like a mirror
look at yourself hard in that mirror.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)
# ^this
And then fuck off
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I'm not saying anything bad to you now. I just want to understand.
Can you tell me what Jollyjack has done that makes him bad?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)
# OK.
But I don't write on this board.
I will send message.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)
# YOU HAVE TO POST YOUR NAKED 2000 POSTS IMAGE
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
# NAH
YOU'RE WANK BOY
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:03, archived)
# You're a Troll
who must be getting BOARD
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Its honor. :D
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Well get you friend to translate this:
Fuck off you tedious wankbadger.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# most eloquently put
: )
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# haha :D This should prove difficult for the 'merkin ;)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)
# take a friendly tip from me:
Go cunt yourself in the fuck
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Tell your American friend he appears to know fuck-all about sarcasm
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
# I'd rather he stayed - he's exceptionally funny.
As for you? well that's another story from the Tales from the Riverbank
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Then stop hanging on his every word, and go find yourself a new hobby.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# the bad people are in your head
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# You do not know anything.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I'm actually very knowledgable on a range of subjects
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# ARF!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Beware of Obsesed Japanies School Girls
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 3:37, archived)
# Well this is an interesting development in the saga....
Moggy goes gayshift (geishift?)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# in the name of the fucking wee man!?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# ^Time to ban this spastic?
You can only Vote once. (every three hours, oops)





Voting music: youtu.be/SJVPD5vrlrU
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# totally
they must be getting bored of trolling and are letting the facade slip, i don't know how it kept it up sp long (viagra)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# oh yeah, i gotta go get some cans soon too
thanks for reminding me
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# sweet sweet boozes
Oslo, this is my new theme tune

youtu.be/SJVPD5vrlrU
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# karpackie 5%
8 for 10 euros, cheers.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# LACIST!
ahaha it always amooses me that you use euros

the sordid topic of coin, sounds like a reet bargain
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# i hope we ditch it and go back to the punt or something
lots of countries using the same currency is just fucking weird (tinfoil hat)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# They should ditch the euro and just use yelling.
Worked in Excalibur.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# They should just use barter
Worked in Bartertown
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# BREAK A DEAL?
SPIN THE WHEEL!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# put all out XP towards out bartering skills
magic isn't much useful at this time
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I've been playing the fuck out of Borderlands, it's reet goode
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# i bought that 2 weeks ago
haven't played online yet, it's actually quite tough at parts.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# USE DA SWORD OF JAVIERL!
Levelling up music:
youtu.be/SJVPD5vrlrU

Oh fuck, I wish Rockstar would make a Total Recall game.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# max payne 3 is looking fucking nice
but i doubt it will have much replay value, unlike gta 5, multiplayer madness
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
# yes I saw that new making-of trailer, not a huge fan of the series, but I do like bullet-time-gun-fucks
Which was mastered and never bettered on Path of Neo on PS2, also the new Batman games clearly 'borrowed' their fight-system from said game.

Gubbins!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:11, archived)
# I've read reviews and avoided it...
But am stuck for a game Fable 3 having tons of bugs...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# we were discussing it earlier
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# dunno if you like tommy, i think he's ok at times
but 2:45 to 3:33 is fucking hahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v--fTVAWE8
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# aahahha, the America bit got me
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# neanderthal roar
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# wow, nice tune
i expect you strut around with your jacket slung over your shoulder as this plays

you suave cunt.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Yes, usually when perusing Brendl Brushes.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# raping
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# If you were to rape someone while playing this, I'm sure they'd be cool with it
youtu.be/SJVPD5vrlrU

Oh fuck, the Scottish Total Recall dub is fucking hilarious
youtu.be/PPJ-XnqDdbM
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# ^this and
this win the internets
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# wow
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Love it
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)
# 2/10 Needs more Buffy
but, as a regular, you already know that
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# I come home from a shit day at uni
for THIS?!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# If you're coming back from uni specifically for b3ta then you have your own problems.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# No, it's the end of class.
And I can hold my head up high, knowing that no matter how bad it gets, I won't shop a plastic fanny onto a seal.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# You child!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# how can a day at uni ever be shit
make more sense! ;)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Not enough fox chicks.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Just been one of those days.
And not enough fox chi-

Oh.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I see California is catering is for animals as well now
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# *angst*
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Yiff Yiff
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Bet you don't
post this one at DA.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)
# No I don't :D
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# oh noes!
the beginning of another epic, mr Jack?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# We shall see :)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Poignant stuff!

and how peaceful the board looks with long-overdue judicious use of the 'ignore' button :@ )
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:40, archived)
# war crimes
against a peaceful race
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Thrilling as ever
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# They need helmets!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# \:D/ I watched a trailer for this film, it was all slimy!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# OOOF!
:D
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Ah, the Red-tailed Hawk (Buteo jamaicensis)
Its chief habitat being the sound effects track of American desert movies.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Time for bed...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Denizens are the best part of Sequential Art
I'd like you to branch out into a specific Denizens strip.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)

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