(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:37,
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look at tha siez of that kids hid
it's a virtual planetoid it's got its own weather system
he's like an orange on a toothpick
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39,
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She's lickalicious
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:43,
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actual size
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 22 May 2012, 16:06,
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In contrast, 15 weeks before the release of Prometheus they had released everything apart from the end credits and a couple of bits they are saving for a later director's cut.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:41,
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^this^
Bond comes out 2 months after Dredd and we've seen that in action
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 10:44,
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Dredd comes out?
Now there's a plot twist that the fans won't like.
Also - just browsing through potential sauces, and saw this - possibly the only incarnation of Keep Calm and Carry On that still has the potential to give me a chuckle.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:35,
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(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:06,
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You're right Prodge...
As a generic sci-fi film it was alright ashally... BUT IT WAS NOT DREDD.
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:44,
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I distinctly remember the audible groan going roind the cinema when he took his hemlet off...
Thing is, Stallone actually had the potential to be quite a decent Dredd (given a bit of editing work to make him a bit taller). The jaw's OK, and his usual monosyllabic grunt would have been bang on. Just which dolt wrote that awful script, aand then why the hell did they allow him to think he could act?
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:03,
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and why the codpiece
and why the flying judge bikes and why etc etc
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05,
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"Why?"
That should be the only, and 100% accurate, IMDb entry for this clunker.
The whole nuclear armageddon "Apocalypse War" storyline of would have been awesome for a trilogy... Block Mania, Apocalypse War, and then something non-canon with the Dark Judges - sort of a post-apocalyptic Necropolis.
That's my 2000ad wet dream.
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:53,
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That...
...and Anderson and Hershey getting it on, obviously.
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:55,
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The plan with the movies, if 'Dredd' works, is to introduce Judge Death in the next one.
..... then you realised no one had posted for 4 hours
and something was better than nothing?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:00,
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well, my four year old son just said
what's that pic? me: it's a pic of a piece of bread him: where's the silly bit? why's it on b3ta?
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:12,
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well I'm not going to be the one
to tell your 4 year old son about sex holes
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:13,
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this is a fair comment
maybe is should tell him that there's a vague resemblance to a vagina in the bread. i'm sure he'll come back with 'but it's not shopped though, is it?'
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:17,
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YOUR SON SAW THAT!
YOUR SON!!!!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 22 May 2012, 9:00,
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Turn it sideways and say it looks like a mouth
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 22 May 2012, 9:45,
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Yup
(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 22 May 2012, 9:58,
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ha ha ha
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 22 May 2012, 11:24,
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Bam :)
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 22 May 2012, 12:56,
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also, i respectfully disagree
the assertion that soemthing is better than nothing opens the door to loads of "look i found this on the internets" pic, which if left unchecked, then becomes the norm
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 22 May 2012, 8:15,
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(claude ballsRealises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:07,
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Gotta love the slow loris :D
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:08,
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true dat
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:09,
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lovely job :)
quick TJ: for those already annoyed about the Olympic bollocks with the torch, you probably shouldn't see this www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18151244 I thought the point of the olympic relay thing was for normal people of the UK to do it?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:08,
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Ugh... why did I click on that... -_-
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:09,
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seeing will.i.am texting while carrying the olympic flame retty much sums it all up for me
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:10,
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What, that the Olympics has been a complete waste of time and money, because all it does is whore out corporations that don't need the extra revenue
and have no qualms of bastardizing a traditional event that's been going for many years?
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:16,
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to be fair
the whole of the modern olymics has been a gravy train for those involved, paid for by the sweat of sportsmen aiming for 'glory' and punters who've swallowed the hyperbole
it's just never been so naked before now
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:19,
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I don't think anyone's buying into it.
I have yet to see at least one person enthusiastic about said games. Surprising, because in reality, we should be, but it's just become a hotbed of overblown, forced advertising. In short, nobody gives a shit.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:32,
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ponder the ancient olympic games
where wars were put on hold and folk were expected to represent the badassery of their states
I wonder what those folks would make of the modern establishment.
Paté would be my best guess.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:51,
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I think the splendour of the ancient games could never be replicated today.
But then again, that comes with having a world dominated by multi-billion-pound corporations running the show, with people who don't even care about the games footing the bill.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:06,
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ah well, my theory of everything, thus:
99% of everything is pointless.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:37,
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In fact 99.99999ish% of everything here is nothing.
Oh and people don't learn much.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:59,
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to be fair
you're comparing with a world where the world was dominated by cholera and syphilis and where 99.999% of the population didn't see their 50th birthday, and if you failed at the games your chances of ending, within two years, fighting a pointless war against the neighbouring city in an argument about port duties were pretty high.
and beside all of that, the ancient games were actually pretty brutal and ugly, and if we had them now we wouldn't want to watch. we've got a certain respect for a lack of human suffering that the ancient greeks just couldn't give a fuck about
what i guess i'm trying to say is that "splendour" is romanticised nonsense
they were "splendid" in the way that fox hunting, bull-fighting and bear-baiting are splendid, or if we had an ultimate fighting league that was to the bloodied-pulp-of-death
I guess what I was taught about the ancient Olympics was horse-shit; I really should do a bit of research beforehand, if I'm discussing things out of my own field. XD
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Tue 22 May 2012, 1:44,
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to be fair
i should probably avoid posting on b3ta when i'm drunk because i come across as angry and more sure of my facts than i should be... :)
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:15,
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Gosh, what a terrible, terrible shame it would have been if the guy driving the yellow bmw's foot had slipped, mashing the accelerator pedal into the floor...
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:00,
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Yay for outlaw lemurs
the fiends
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:16,
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not as fiendish as mexican bears...
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:20,
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You around next week?
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:31,
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speaking of "bears"...?
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:57,
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aaarrr... boardin' party ahoy :D
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:22,
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I think I like this.
I do! I do!
(Willmotlaid a scotch egg,
Tue 22 May 2012, 7:12,
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Look at the little fella go!
Dance John, dance!
Bye bye. Bye bye. One's still alive! One's still alive!
(claude ballsRealises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:53,
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not working, change it to <img src="img98.imageshack.us/img98/5229/thebeegee.gif">
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:57,
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The pandering to the sponsers for the Olympics is really depressing :(
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45,
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Why are people apparently spending completely mentalist sums of money buying these on ebay?
There are so many of them, they are hardly going to hold any worth in the long term; or are some exceedingly rich people simply mental?
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55,
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because of conformity mostly
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:11,
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Nah, that's not good enough
Someone apparently has paid a hundred grand for one of these on Ebay according to the news I watched earlier, and there is no way on earth one of several thousand of these will hold anything remotely like that value in the future.
In fact, I can actually see this being dismissed on the antiques road show in decades to come, as reasonably worthless, given so many were made.
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:14,
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I haven't seen that one, could they be doing it for the publicity?
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:15,
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Possibly, it was on the BBC news earlier
but given it's Ebay, I guess it might all be a lie. I simply can't imagine an antiques dealer who would be so dumb as to pay so much for something so obviously completely insanely over valued
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:21,
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You can't?
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:33,
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Not really
there will have been thousands of them used by the time the flame reaches the olympic stadium
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:44,
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Are they sequentially numbered?
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:16,
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that would make sense..
..looks like they made them from cheap shitty sequin mesh
also, :( edit: how long now?
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:36,
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4 days
I'll just have to get used to it.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Tue 22 May 2012, 0:56,
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urgh.. getting on a bit for an abscondence then..
:( bummer
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Tue 22 May 2012, 1:09,
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The worst bit is the little (odd) siamese cat a friend owns
sits in the same place she did, on my bed every night. He spent his time as a kitten with three cats who died, one by one. (I'm beyond sad I just numb myself)
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Tue 22 May 2012, 1:19,
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who says they don't feel emotions :(
completely empathise with this..
must get off, 'nite.
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Tue 22 May 2012, 1:38,
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See: Tracey Emin
Thinking again, to someone with £100 000 000+, say, in cash and assets, £153 000 (+p&p) might seem little.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 22:45,
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Generally, I reckon
People wedged up to that degree aren't nessarily buffoons with their money. Yes they may seem frivolous with their spending, but are generally not completely thick in how they spend it. To you or me, spending twenty grand on a bottle of wine one lunchtime may seem insane, but that's their own agenda and they are living in a different reality. It may have sealed a productive business contract worth millions; or potentially billions, and hence simply a lavish way of celebrating.
A hundred grand at something so obviously not worth anything in the long term even to them must seem ridiculous. It's hardly something you are going to treasure or mount above the fire place. Simply said, it's not an investment or even a 'statement' of wealth. Just something daft if you buy one, if you didn't actually run with one.
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:15,
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Oh sure, they didn't get rich by throwing money about foolishly.
It's still possibly a hoax (I'd need to look at the listing). A hoax that gets press exposure.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:24,
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I guess it is to be honest
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:27,
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The money would go to a charity, possible tax avoidance? I give up.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 May 2012, 23:32,
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who has just burst onto the stage completely naked, with a wild look in her eye, a lascivious grin and a despairing, bewildered security guard trailing in her wake?
(Cassius Krayfloats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 21 May 2012, 21:40,
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