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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Tits! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# ^ Squirrels with tits!
tits teh cancer growths
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Nice acorns, sweetheart!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I suppose
She obviously went to the same surgeon as Tara Reid
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
# hahah
At first I thought this was Herman but noticed the title. If it was Herman it would have said "tits:D"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# And there would have been an appearance from Qui Gon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# hahahahaha yeah
that's some funny shit right there - wonder what crazy things he'll be knocking over next
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Hoofasaurus!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 22 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Yay! Sundrop!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:51, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# What!?
That's.
Not.
Sundrop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Woot woot
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Shake 'em baby!
*in duke nukems voice*
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# nnn titz nnn titz nnn titz
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha:) would
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
#

Daves fridge
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Fresh meat!
Eeep!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Serial killers often give themselves away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Haha
The tidily folded wang is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 22 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# :)
all bits from a movie prop house
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Oh Hai Jolly Jack
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I thought too. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
# I luuurve you!
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#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Ah,
You want flies with that?

/lacist
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# that woman is rancid!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Never want not think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Huzzah
glad my weetabix eye brows weren't a complete waste of time :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I like how it's all vacuum packed,
except for the extremities.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Footprints in the butter...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# you don't want to know what's in the coleslaw o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Ewwww
Are you the same chap who did that horrid foot / meat pic?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# nope must be another sicko ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# haha
quality eyebrow work
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# top work, this I like
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# WTF :)
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:20, archived)
# waits for it to reanimate..... :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:30, archived)
# I, ermm
ermm, I
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:35, archived)
# have a silly ....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# brilliant
woo and yay! (is this still done?)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha
superb! I especially like Eva's dancing :-D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
# I thought that was Rob...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# If I Can't Gas You.
Jew Should Be Dancing.
A Fifth of Belsen.
Kristallnacht Fever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
edit: Zyklon B. Goode
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# you should be goering
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# tanzen schnellen Tanz
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Wünderbar!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# The irony of course is that you went to the trouble of making a ü and wunderbar doesn't have one
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
# genocide on the dancefloor
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# armband lolz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# WOOYAY ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:36, archived)
# 'noon b3ta


No reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# i quite fancy chris tarrent
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Not Peter Serafinowicz?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
# tim brooke taylor
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# damn you're right
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# needs more face frog
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# argh!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Needs more teefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# you're supposed to etc etc

excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Sandi Toksvig?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I doned a pic for some french mates of mine who are getting married
They like metal and tentacles.
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# Cute XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Lovely stuff, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Fucking lovely.
Best wishes to them both.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# You might have seen Serge's work before
He's bloody good. PS - his website has clay-style horizontal scrolling action
www.sergebirault.fr/portfolio.php
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# Bloody Hell.
He is a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Oh that's grand.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Fake
No onions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
# I did this pic for him a few years back

Still no onions, but it has wine, cheese, snails, a beret, a stripy top, and an aloof expression
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# And a sneaky derriér ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 22 May 2012, 12:58, archived)
# its surprising how many people dont notice that
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# Notice what?
Sorry... distracted...
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 22 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Saw it right away.
The escaping snail took a moment, though. Nice little touches all around. Wonder if she'd be interested in some bad touches?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# is she smuggling a couple of onions?
i might have to my my onion inspectors hat on.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# awwwh lovey dovey stuff

is he wearing some sort of ball gag ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Whaaaa...??
Its a beard, with a greying bit at the bottom, and his bottom lip poking out from under his tache. Bigger version here:
cghub.com/images/view/239227/
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# oh yes, so it is
all those tentacles must have pervertified my brain
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
# crackin :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# you R legend, facebook, etc.,...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Excellent, as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Oooo
I like the shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 23 May 2012, 20:09, archived)
# *Warning* Contains small text...

EDIT: Also contains rubbish jokes. YOU try and make Illustrator funny
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Don't think I ever read Vector.
Anyone else remember the short-lived Action?
Fantastically violent, throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
# I loved ACTION!
'Hookjaw'! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Oh...
...and the 'Rollerball' type strip :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
# The Pathfinder!
Hallo Ninj.
How's you? Not seen you in a while...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Hai Moleypoo!
Not to bad sir, you? yep, hummus tank is empty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Never stopped you before
ooof
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Mictoboy!
YAY! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
# He was the law in the 1930's, too...

Do it justice
Inspired by Toasty's drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:41, archived)
# lovely
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1621931
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:42, archived)
#
*enclickened*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
# That's lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Hot dogs make for a delicious shoulder pad.
EDIT: Also, the long-lived arm of the law goes waaaay back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Haha. Nicely.
Too much attantion to detail, d'you think?

Lawgiver from above 'shoppery, probably unnoticed
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Nice. And no, I hadn't noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# I'm loving his Lawmaster
Stripped down and functional.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# wow very good
i love the tharg poster too, nice touch :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# brill'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
# retro dredd ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Anyone fancy a sausage sandwich?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Mediocre?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Hardcrust "Painography"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Bang 'er.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I doughnut believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Sexeh :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# :D
Hotdawg!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha! A Wasp Box classic!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
# She loves it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
# :O

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
# *visibly winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Eek
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Jings! Crivvens! Help ma Boab!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
#
Brilliant!
(minimalist ..., Tue 22 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# now I know how hot dogs are made...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Now that's some fine quality filt.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# It's turned on my chicken....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
this too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:03, archived)
# * Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Wobby Bokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
# He does
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Good Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
# My that looks dry
*applies gravy*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
# wish I had a sausage that size :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Where's my drokking trailer?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Grud on a greenie!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
# 2000AD thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
# she does have spectacular boobs
not so good at the moment in Mad Men as she's under a fat suit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# She'd make a good Venus Bluegenes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# damn right she would
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
# The Quartz Zone Massacre.
This is woo, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Ta
I recall practically clawing my eyeballs out at one stage in making it after interminable mucking about with the colour balance.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
# The infinite tweaking of colour balance is a madness we all succumb to, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Durham!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# obivously, I'm staring at the tits.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Oh My!
*teenage Judge Anderson desires rekindled*

edit/ this isn't who's actually playing Anderson, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Olivia Thirlby is Anderson in the new one
bestmoviesevernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Olivia-Thirlby-in-Dredd-2012-Movie-Image.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# No, sir. Olivia Thirlby is Anderson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I think I prefer your choice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
# needs to be ultra gritty, with extra grit! and possibly sand
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# The preview in Cannes was very favourable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# it also contained the description
"it was better than Battleship"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# I want to see that
I've heard it's terrifying....

battleshit that is.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Play nice!
This film will be great, and we shall both love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# 15 weeks until release and no trailer.
Why the fuck, unless it's a disaster?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:29, archived)
# You shut that filthy, beautiful mouth!
*fights*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
# I'm just bracing myself
I have every hope for it (as long as they digitally ensmallen his MASSIVE HELMET)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
# haw heid doon in front!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
# look at tha siez of that kids hid
it's a virtual planetoid
it's got its own weather system

he's like an orange on a toothpick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
# She's lickalicious
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# actual size
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# In contrast, 15 weeks before the release of Prometheus they had released everything apart from the end credits and a couple of bits they are saving for a later director's cut.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
# ^this^
Bond comes out 2 months after Dredd and we've seen that in action
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Dredd comes out?
Now there's a plot twist that the fans won't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I've heard there will be special dust and gravel flavour popcorn during its cinema release
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# with added grit salt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# you could lick the cinema carpet for a similar effect
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# I liked the first film.
Just leaving that there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
# and Tank Girl was good too?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
# No idea, haven't seen it
Not a Dredd afficionado but I liked how it was constructed, the ABC Warriors,
Mean Machine etc. Ian Dury was in it ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Also note : closing date for the story compo is tomorrow
Mine's almost finished...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
# CAPTAIN HOWDY ARE YOU READING THIS?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Yes.
shit.

Guess I'll just write it, anyway, and knock their tits off at a later date.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# :D




(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Snap, crackle and drokk.
crackle and drokk.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
# haha, actual lol at this
he wants revenge
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I keep telling myself...
...this one can't be any worse than Stallone's drivelling pile of crap.

Please be awesome. Please be awesome. Please be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
# ^ The Angel Gang and ABC warrior were the only good things in it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Mega City One was spot on.
EDIT: Has there ever been a 2000AD image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
# nope, a little too niche I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Really? I would have thought the recognition & scope factor was pretty high.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
# while 2000AD fans appear to be the only people inhabiting the board at this very moment
I imagine the avalanche of complaints would be quite sizeable

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
# No change from every other compo, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# there's only one way to find out..........

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
#
I HAVE VOTED FOR THIS AND THINK IT IS EXCELLENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Voted.
Also - just browsing through potential sauces, and saw this - possibly the only incarnation of Keep Calm and Carry On that still has the potential to give me a chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
# D.R. & Quinch ftw!
HBO should either make this or Halo Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Halo Jones could be excellent
although I can imagine it wouldn't be
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# how about this one?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Made this for the Royal Wedding... ahh, memories...
memories...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Or this one...?
(minimalist ..., Tue 22 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# ^ oh yea :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
# You're right Prodge...
As a generic sci-fi film it was alright ashally... BUT IT WAS NOT DREDD.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# I distinctly remember the audible groan going roind the cinema when he took his hemlet off...
Thing is, Stallone actually had the potential to be quite a decent Dredd (given a bit of editing work to make him a bit taller). The jaw's OK, and his usual monosyllabic grunt would have been bang on. Just which dolt wrote that awful script, aand then why the hell did they allow him to think he could act?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# and why the codpiece
and why the flying judge bikes
and why etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
# "Why?"
That should be the only, and 100% accurate, IMDb entry for this clunker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Flying bikes.
Fine for ET The Fucking Extra Testicle, or Harry Fucking Potter, but not for Dredd.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Clint Eastwood would have been better
He has the voice, the chin, the gruff attitude, and is associated with large guns.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
# The Man With No Name/Dirty Harry were partial inspirations for Dredd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
# the big problem was the visual tone of the whole thing...
it was too bright... it made it look tacky and plastic...

it should have been darker and greyer
(likeajackhammer, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Indeed.
The whole nuclear armageddon "Apocalypse War" storyline of would have been awesome for a trilogy... Block Mania, Apocalypse War, and then something non-canon with the Dark Judges - sort of a post-apocalyptic Necropolis.

That's my 2000ad wet dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# That...
...and Anderson and Hershey getting it on, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# The plan with the movies, if 'Dredd' works, is to introduce Judge Death in the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Very nice! I fixed it for you though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Bobble Dredd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
# woo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Is this about a movie or something?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# /board is awesome today :D

/weened on 2000ad blog
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Happy Birthday, Pacman.

32, today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
# Wakka-wakka-wakka!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
# fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
#
maxgif.com/3ff
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Goin' pong and on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Cool. Front view of the building:
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
# lovely loopage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:00, archived)
# This will always be a very lovely thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:03, archived)
# \o/

With thanks/apologies to smearballs for original gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:05, archived)
# I've exhausted my Pacman supply.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:07, archived)
# there are always more

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:16, archived)
# from the 'Korean Tron'
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
# How beautifully gruesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Worst. Movie. Ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ME5l6UOxask#t=151s

track down a copy, you won't regret it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:25, archived)
# I love the generic upbeat music as everything dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Wait... I recognize this!
I think parts of this were used in Space Thunder Kids, a TERRIBLE Korean/Australian anime, which ripped off everything under the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
# SPACE - awesome! it's in space!
Thunder - awesome! sounds all badass it's thunder time
Kids - ahh.. fuck, nobody's impressed by some kids

DEATH RAY THE KIDS AND GET ON WITH OUR EVIL PLANS

that's what I'd do if I was some kind of interstellar overlord, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Savior Of The Earth ripped off a large amount of stuff
the sounds during the disc battle scene appear to be ripped from Monkey Magic
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Moar!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Fuck. Missed one..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:34, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
# yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
# "A searing insight into the formative years of gaming" 5/5
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:55, archived)
# This has been a colourful way to start the day.
Cheers, all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Gurning can kill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Sexy Bread!
Hovis provide bread for the lonely man...



Click for bigger (75 kb)
(Captain Coffee Break, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:14, archived)
# RPT!!!
I went to the Natural History Museum yesterday an saw some Fantastic Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:23, archived)
# First they came with their photos on a Sunday
And I didn't speak out because I didn't mind one day a week

Then they came with their photos on a Monday
And I didn't speak out because two days a week isn't too bad

They they came with their photos on a Tuesday
And I didn't speak out because three days a week isn't quite half the week.

Then ...

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:41, archived)
# ..... then you realised no one had posted for 4 hours
and something was better than nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:00, archived)
# well, my four year old son just said
what's that pic?
me: it's a pic of a piece of bread
him: where's the silly bit? why's it on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:12, archived)
# well I'm not going to be the one
to tell your 4 year old son about sex holes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:13, archived)
# this is a fair comment
maybe is should tell him that there's a vague resemblance to a vagina in the bread.
i'm sure he'll come back with 'but it's not shopped though, is it?'
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:17, archived)
# YOUR SON SAW THAT!
YOUR SON!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Turn it sideways and say it looks like a mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 22 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Bam :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 22 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# also, i respectfully disagree
the assertion that soemthing is better than nothing opens the door to loads of "look i found this on the internets" pic, which if left unchecked, then becomes the norm
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:15, archived)
# Quick joke
What was Princess Diana's favourite sweet?

Major James Chewits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:19, archived)
# ha hah ha ahahahaha!
no wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:21, archived)
# I didn't say anything was better than nothing
there are shades between black and white
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:21, archived)
# are we talking sunglasses, or blinds?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:23, archived)
# YOUR ALL GREY
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:26, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:28, archived)
# Hahaha
that made me most happy
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:20, archived)
# *finger guns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
# ^ This - HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
# As noted above, there are exceptions to the "something better than nothing" rule.
366, to be exact
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# You really do need to get over it
Everyone else has
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# They really haven't
You did yourself a huge disservice with your stubbornness.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
# just add mayo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Putting the "Ho" in "Hovis"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:09, archived)
# that is
an exceptional axe wound
(dringypie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:18, archived)
# And rather crusty...
The result of yeast, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Fuckloaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Gayshift Mascot
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 3:20, archived)
# Small cos it's shite
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 22 May 2012, 4:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I saw Heaven!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 4:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 May 2012, 5:04, archived)
# Is it playing one of my songs?
Where has everyone gone?
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 22 May 2012, 7:07, archived)
# Alaska!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:14, archived)
# No, I came of my own accord...
She It's not wrong though, where is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Crank it up to 11, Nipper!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:59, archived)
# bzzzt
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Static, he needs to use conditioner on that facial fungus.
Edit: that's me finished for the night, g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 1:28, archived)
# I think he might need to use more hair conditioner.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 May 2012, 1:28, archived)
# ohm shanti ohm
(patella, Tue 22 May 2012, 1:55, archived)
# so that's how electricity is made
b3ta teaches me something new everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 22 May 2012, 2:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 2:52, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 22 May 2012, 3:27, archived)
# Equipped to fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 22 May 2012, 4:12, archived)
# how does the fuckubazza work?
anyway, have this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:20, archived)
# you grip it in one hand by the two cross bar bits and then thrust the blade into the unfortunate victim
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Can I just say
This needs to go on the front page?
(Fistshaker, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Has this bandwagon sailed yet?
..only, I've been away and this is the first chance i've had.





Apols if bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Once again, Terry joins in with the spotlit fisting
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Watch out, he's almost touching that black man!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 0:54, archived)
# THE FOOTBALLS!
How many runs did they score with their soccer racquets?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Harry Redschknapper
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
# that's doing whatever the opposite of graping my squildo is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Most gutted of the Lutjanus
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:31, archived)
# have a fog for company


not john terrier
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:19, archived)
# "HOW DOES IT SMELL?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:36, archived)
# "LOUDLY"
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:39, archived)
# "I AM GLAD TO HEAR THIS, BUT HOW LOUDLY? IS IT OF SUFFICIENT VOLUME THAT IT'S WORTH MEASURING IT IN dB?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:41, archived)
# "I'M GLAD YOU CAN HEAR ME... WELL NO, NOT REALLY, ITS SO LOUDLY ITS OFF THE SCALES"
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:45, archived)
# avast!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
#
Is that a Lemaaar!
(claude balls Realises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold., Mon 21 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Gotta love the slow loris :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
# true dat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
# lovely job :)
quick TJ: for those already annoyed about the Olympic bollocks with the torch, you probably shouldn't see this www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18151244
I thought the point of the olympic relay thing was for normal people of the UK to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Ugh... why did I click on that... -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Don't they always get celebs to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# seeing will.i.am texting while carrying the olympic flame retty much sums it all up for me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# What, that the Olympics has been a complete waste of time and money, because all it does is whore out corporations that don't need the extra revenue
and have no qualms of bastardizing a traditional event that's been going for many years?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
# to be fair
the whole of the modern olymics has been a gravy train for those involved, paid for by the sweat of sportsmen aiming for 'glory' and punters who've swallowed the hyperbole

it's just never been so naked before now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
# I don't think anyone's buying into it.
I have yet to see at least one person enthusiastic about said games. Surprising, because in reality, we should be, but it's just become a hotbed of overblown, forced advertising.
In short, nobody gives a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
# ponder the ancient olympic games
where wars were put on hold and folk were expected to represent the badassery of their states

I wonder what those folks would make of the modern establishment.

Paté would be my best guess.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:51, archived)
# I think the splendour of the ancient games could never be replicated today.
But then again, that comes with having a world dominated by multi-billion-pound corporations running the show, with people who don't even care about the games footing the bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:06, archived)
# ah well, my theory of everything, thus:
99% of everything is pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:37, archived)
# In fact 99.99999ish% of everything here is nothing.
Oh and people don't learn much.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 0:59, archived)
# to be fair
you're comparing with a world where the world was dominated by cholera and syphilis and where 99.999% of the population didn't see their 50th birthday, and if you failed at the games your chances of ending, within two years, fighting a pointless war against the neighbouring city in an argument about port duties were pretty high.

and beside all of that, the ancient games were actually pretty brutal and ugly, and if we had them now we wouldn't want to watch. we've got a certain respect for a lack of human suffering that the ancient greeks just couldn't give a fuck about
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 May 2012, 1:29, archived)
# what i guess i'm trying to say is that "splendour" is romanticised nonsense
they were "splendid" in the way that fox hunting, bull-fighting and bear-baiting are splendid, or if we had an ultimate fighting league that was to the bloodied-pulp-of-death
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 May 2012, 1:31, archived)
# I'm just too anti-consumerist for my own good.
I guess what I was taught about the ancient Olympics was horse-shit; I really should do a bit of research beforehand, if I'm discussing things out of my own field. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 1:44, archived)
# to be fair
i should probably avoid posting on b3ta when i'm drunk because i come across as angry and more sure of my facts than i should be... :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:29, archived)
# some folk would pay to see all those activities combined into one single event
but yeah, it's just one big wankfest eitherway
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:03, archived)
# trust the spanish
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Doesn't he have some peas to punch in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 21 May 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Gosh, what a terrible, terrible shame it would have been if the guy driving the yellow bmw's foot had slipped, mashing the accelerator pedal into the floor...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Yay for outlaw lemurs
the fiends
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
# not as fiendish as mexican bears...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
# You around next week?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:31, archived)
# speaking of "bears"...?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:57, archived)
# aaarrr... boardin' party ahoy :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:22, archived)
# I think I like this.
I do! I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:12, archived)
# Look at the little fella go!
Dance John, dance!




Bye bye. Bye bye. One's still alive! One's still alive!

(claude balls Realises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:53, archived)
# not working, change it to <img src="img98.imageshack.us/img98/5229/thebeegee.gif">
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Invisible picture is invisible?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
#
Gottit!

I r suck at HTMLs
(claude balls Realises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold., Mon 21 May 2012, 23:04, archived)
# your gif is a winner though
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:49, archived)
# One thing led to another, and.... CLUNES


I've done this before, but now NEW and IMPROVED and with FRESH FISH
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
# There's a 300 foot replica of Martin Clunes off Portland Bill
...what did you think it was?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
# I was with
Mr Clunes on Friday morning. /Namedrop blog.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:33, archived)
# I think the advertisers missed a trick...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# The pandering to the sponsers for the Olympics is really depressing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Why are people apparently spending completely mentalist sums of money buying these on ebay?
There are so many of them, they are hardly going to hold any worth in the long term; or are some exceedingly rich people simply mental?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# because of conformity mostly
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Nah, that's not good enough
Someone apparently has paid a hundred grand for one of these on Ebay according to the news I watched earlier, and there is no way on earth one of several thousand of these will hold anything remotely like that value in the future.

In fact, I can actually see this being dismissed on the antiques road show in decades to come, as reasonably worthless, given so many were made.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:14, archived)
# I haven't seen that one, could they be doing it for the publicity?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Possibly, it was on the BBC news earlier
but given it's Ebay, I guess it might all be a lie. I simply can't imagine an antiques dealer who would be so dumb as to pay so much for something so obviously completely insanely over valued
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# You can't?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 21 May 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Not really
there will have been thousands of them used by the time the flame reaches the olympic stadium
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Are they sequentially numbered?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 21 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
# that would make sense..
..looks like they made them from cheap shitty sequin mesh

also, :(
edit: how long now?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:36, archived)
# 4 days
I'll just have to get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 0:56, archived)
# urgh.. getting on a bit for an abscondence then..
:( bummer
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 1:09, archived)
# The worst bit is the little (odd) siamese cat a friend owns
sits in the same place she did, on my bed every night.
He spent his time as a kitten with three cats who died, one by one.
(I'm beyond sad I just numb myself)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 May 2012, 1:19, archived)
# who says they don't feel emotions :(
completely empathise with this..

must get off, 'nite.
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 1:38, archived)
# See: Tracey Emin
Thinking again, to someone with £100 000 000+, say, in cash and assets, £153 000 (+p&p) might seem little.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Generally, I reckon
People wedged up to that degree aren't nessarily buffoons with their money. Yes they may seem frivolous with their spending, but are generally not completely thick in how they spend it. To you or me, spending twenty grand on a bottle of wine one lunchtime may seem insane, but that's their own agenda and they are living in a different reality. It may have sealed a productive business contract worth millions; or potentially billions, and hence simply a lavish way of celebrating.

A hundred grand at something so obviously not worth anything in the long term even to them must seem ridiculous. It's hardly something you are going to treasure or mount above the fire place. Simply said, it's not an investment or even a 'statement' of wealth. Just something daft if you buy one, if you didn't actually run with one.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Oh sure, they didn't get rich by throwing money about foolishly.
It's still possibly a hoax (I'd need to look at the listing). A hoax that gets press exposure.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 21 May 2012, 23:24, archived)
# I guess it is to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:27, archived)
# The money would go to a charity, possible tax avoidance? I give up.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 21 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
# haha, very much this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:05, archived)
# I fucking love cornettos me
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:23, archived)
# haven't seen this fella in a while
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:41, archived)
# mmm nom nom :D
*buys elebenty*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This made me giggle. :)
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 22 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
# For God's sake, Terry - give it a rest you glory hunter
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:23, archived)
# COME ON YOU LONDONS SPORTBALLERS!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Hang on, they were in America
I think they call it soché over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I can recognise five of those.
But who's the guy sitting at the table at the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Malcolm Tucker ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
#
The Wank Ignorer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Good to see Richard Kind is still working
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RichardKind09TIFF.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# and why is eddie izzard wearing that shade of purple?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# It's the "Spin City" reunion
www.tvbabble.com/images/spin-city1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# I assume they're all looking at Margret Thatcher
who has just burst onto the stage completely naked, with a wild look in her eye, a lascivious grin and a despairing, bewildered security guard trailing in her wake?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# That should go
With this

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/03/article-1382859-0BE03DE700000578-150_964x642.jpg
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:44, archived)

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