Mays'well be the first...Olympic closing ceremony.... etc..
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:02,
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Cars and pianos are made from newspaper in London...It's a well known fact.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:07,
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ken livingstone has a lot to answer for
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:48,
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I thought it was a fish n' chips referenceBrits eat so much fatty junk food, they become what they eat. This is a savage indictment of British dietary culture.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:55,
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i think that's true for western society real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:18,
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I think it was to mask the fact that not one of those cars/vans was british.
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Victor Meldrew,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:10,
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isn't the hackney cab british? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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Made in China now, apparently(
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:09,
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Is it not a reference to the Beatles song, 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds'?"Newspaper Taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away"
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Smallbrainfield,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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Who has the cox?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:41,
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I didn't see it, I've missed so muchalso, right now I'm too concerned with thinking about this.
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:51,
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Bob Mortimer summed it up nicely:"Well, this is a fart of a full stop to what was a wonderful sentence"
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:55,
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WHAT?The spice girls? Russell Brand singing? George Michael? One Direction?
What was not to love?
(What was not to love?
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:00,
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SoI just have to see a ring on a hand and think of Goatse. Eww.
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:31,
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maybe he's having a joke real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:58,
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Quite a stretch of the imagination Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:35,
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ThanksNow it looks like they're forging a sentient yellow turd.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:04,
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the monsters!*calls amnesty international*
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:37,
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OOOooo you post deleting cunt!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:38,
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I wasn't sure if it was SFW or notand I couldn't be bothered to post a link.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:40,
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:ohave you just caused communism and hitler at the same time?
mofaha...
(mofaha...
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:44,
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It most definitely was NOT SFW!I put a witty "that reminds me... what's for breakfast" up and it disappeared! now I am upset.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:45,
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did your grandson see it?is he upset
YOUR GRANDSON!!!!
(YOUR GRANDSON!!!!
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:07,
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this both disturbs me and makes me feel hungry
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:47,
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He seems very calm about his predicament
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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lol
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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Let's bounce.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 4:03,
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mmmm, testiclesgod knows why i thought that
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 5:14,
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I can't imagine
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 6:29,
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keep still ya bugger Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:01,
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ha, just noticed the extra appendages real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:15,
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the wind changed and now my hand is stuck like this Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 6:11,
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The Dutch inventor Goatse :D Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:24,
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And a good one!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 3:10,
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awwww, cuteI'll spare you the "why is it always raining" in-joke, that would only be confusing
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 3:25,
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awwwpull up a kitten etc
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 3:52,
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it's a very nice first post real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:16,
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Many thanks!I've been lurking the b3ta board for nigh on a decade and thought it was about time I made some kind of contribution.
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Van Diesel,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:47,
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very goodmore like this please
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:16,
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Who said b3ta was full of horrible trolls?Thanks you sir
( Van Diesel,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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MEGATRON!WILL YOU HURRY UP AND SHIT THE FUCK OUT! PLEASE!
PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE YOU MEGAFANNY!
(PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE YOU MEGAFANNY!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:29,
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i was waiting for henry to turn up deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 3:53,
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0 ms frame rateborks my brain and my firefox :(
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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Inspired by whatever was going on earlier
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:57,
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i like the part when he got the fuckout
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 0:03,
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I like the part where he got thefuck out.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:15,
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otherwise it wont learn nothing (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:32,
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you well hAVEn'y listened Voldespang!Poo you!`
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:45,
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I like the part where he simply continues to get the fuck out over and over again.
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 0:09,
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"Rustle rustle" eh?
Never thought I'd have another use for this
Also: Bedtime; goodnight!
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 0:19,
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RUSTLE DEM FUCKS_right_click_open_image_rcoi_
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 0:28,
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They are Neil Buchanan's pants.I stole them off his washing line.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:43,
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The brown stains are BBQ sauce, just like on a hitch-hiker's towelGo on, have a suck.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:49,
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My brain is failing to cope But if Paul pipes up, I am setting fire to the world
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:52,
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the eye on the left looks like a woman holding her knees much as if she'd had a miscarriageher husband on the right is sat with his arms folded while he contemplates selling the crib
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 0:06,
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sweet talker (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 0:16,
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That is well lame Monkeon.Or, Monkey-on, as I refer to you when I am with my (albeit imaginary) friends!
B-, Must try harder!
Also, woo!
(B-, Must try harder!
Also, woo!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:17,
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Mixed media zebra isMedia zebra mixed and ace
click :)
(click :)
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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accordion to reports it was a squeeze box Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:01,
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Aw hell noNow they drafted in that arse Russell Brand.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:40,
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It's beyond a fucking travesty, mate Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:41,
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Why no Range Rovers?At least one for Mrs Beckham
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:56,
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Looks like I picked the wrong night to stop drinking((c) Al Murray / Airplane)
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:53,
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Eric Idle?This just confirms that the entire closing ceremony has been one big Monty Python (last series) sketch.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:08,
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You didn't waste any timeTomorrow's newspapers waiting?
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:12,
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I wasn't sure if I could screencap a live stream - hadn't tried before.
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4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:21,
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With colonial overtones.(look at the funny men dancing)
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:11,
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Why is Brian May wearing a sheep's fleece on his head? Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:19,
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I'm calling the police.It is against the law to insult Olympicunts on the Internet.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:55,
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oh grow up!:D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:18,
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Curiouser and curiouser
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:35,
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classic holiday snapfrom the time before digital cameras
( Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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yay!And anyone watching the closing ceremony? It's already gone into "WTF?" territory.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:06,
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needs more miming Macca Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:10,
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So far : People and cars wrapped in newspaper like fish suppers. Timothy Spall doing a "shouty Churchill" impression. Suggs demonstrating that he can't sing nowadays. People being nostalgic for street parties, like wot they had decades ago.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:12,
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1 Dimension save the day ! go on boys, do your stuff
( Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:16,
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This is insufferably shitAnd I don't know if it's Eurosport or the broadcast but the audio compression is absolutely horrible. When they were playing Parklife the pulsing was making me feel quite ill.
Is it normal that I want to kick One Direction repeatedly in their gurning, miming faces? Cunts.
(Is it normal that I want to kick One Direction repeatedly in their gurning, miming faces? Cunts.
boris the spider,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:17,
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Don't worryI suspect that by next year, they'll be on the boyband scrapheap.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:21,
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This warms my heart more than Ray Davies shouting "SHA LA LA" four times each chorusBut at least it's Ray Davies, even if his voice has changed enormously since the 60s
( boris the spider,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:24,
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For the worse, I'd sayAnd what's with the army of rob-clones dancing around?
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:26,
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He looked terrified to meMaybe Danny Boyle threatened to kill his cat if he didn't turn up amongst all the Rob-clones.
He was the only thing I was wanting to see in this, to be honest, so I think I'm going to turn off whoever this Christina Aguilera clone is and go back to my Red Dwarf marathon.
(He was the only thing I was wanting to see in this, to be honest, so I think I'm going to turn off whoever this Christina Aguilera clone is and go back to my Red Dwarf marathon.
boris the spider,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:28,
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hahaand knowing the modern world he'll probably be charged with advocating the use of drugs on twitter or somethinga
( boris the spider,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:36,
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Don't blame BoyleKim Gavin is directing the closing ceremony.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:38,
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Who?I'd never heard of him, but reading this I can't see how anyone would expect the ceremony to be anything other than unmitigated shite:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19094398
(www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19094398
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:41,
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Ah, now I didn't know thatThough I often blame Boyle for a lot of things, pretty much since he stopped making films like Trainspotting and Shallow Grave and started making films like the Beach which takes a story, rips out one of the only good characters, fucks up the other characters, fucks up the dynamics between the characters, and fucks up the ending because the actual ending is nonsensical after all the fucking up.
Apparently he's done some good stuff since but the Beach really offended me, so I'm quick to blame him.
But I shall blame Kim Gavin instead, whoever he is.
(Apparently he's done some good stuff since but the Beach really offended me, so I'm quick to blame him.
But I shall blame Kim Gavin instead, whoever he is.
boris the spider,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:54,
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In all fairness,The Beach was a Shit book too.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:22,
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I enjoyed it myselfExcept all the crap about the DMZ, that was shit. True, it was just Lord of the Flies with stoners instead of public schoolboys, but even so.
( boris the spider,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:26,
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haha that too but that happens to the best of us
(
boris the spider,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:29,
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don't think he got the Just For Men sponsorship Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:31,
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So how many of the vast international audiencewill have the foggiest what the Batman and Robin scene was all about?
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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via twitter"NBC Commentator: โThat is not actually Batman but a British folk hero known as Del Boy. Sort of like Robin Hoodโฆโ
( Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:22,
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hahaha Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 0:08,
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hope he brought his own suppliesMars has no nuts, Snickers does.
( Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:33,
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Does Uranus have tagnuts? Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:36,
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no one knowsthere are rumours about sending a manned mission there, codenamed Arse Trek - to boldy go where no man has gone before.
( Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:43,
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Seriously though, I have no idea either
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:30,
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You know ... Zebras ... It's ... Errr ... Obvious?
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:35,
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Mo Farah, winner of the 5000 and 10000 metres at London 2012, compare images to see how he looks like the zombie.
(,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:28,
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Member for 5 months, posted one messageAnd this is it, in all it's compo-winning glory.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:36,
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haha^^ this (Although I'm no closer to compo-winning/FP glory than the next person)
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:39,
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Tell us about the time you saw a blimp
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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Even I post more frequently than that.. in all my "Never made it higher than page 3 of 15" compo losing glory.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:44,
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My one fp was also my one image challenge winning entry.I was about 4 hours late for that weeks compo, so just thought stuff it and put it in the next, completely unrelated one. Which it won. Which was nice.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:50,
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Point is, you never know what people will like, keep it up.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:50,
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^ thiswith knobs on
( Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:27,
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Sundrop gets a big round eye like a tarsierso it was relevant for the new compo
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:08,
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Sundrop is a cunt.And she deserves all the AIDS in the world!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:28,
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Response so far has been a little strange
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:45,
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Mediocre approves of this approval
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:00,
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That was cheeky of me ;)Have a snow leopard:
^CFB
(
^CFB
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:12,
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:D not cheeky at all we need more exposure to Mediocre :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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Given he's the Official Inventor of the 2012 OlympicsWe can but wonder what he is working on in his laboratory at the moment; something epic I should imagine, like a revolutionary replacement for water or fire or something. We could imagine nothing less of his awesomeness
EDIT: He just texted me, he's currently redesigning the atom. I expected nothing less
(EDIT: He just texted me, he's currently redesigning the atom. I expected nothing less
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:23,
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I believe he's making fire-water :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:26,
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The next generation of atoms will be inspired by fucking cubism.And magenta.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:16,
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Good save :D
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:39,
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They narrowly avoided copyright infringement with those rings.Cowards.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:25,
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Sure it was friends with a plough, and not some schemie joyriders doing handbrake turns in a stolen car? Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:27,
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there's always time to add a dead cat lateror two dead cats in this case.
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:50,
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againI'm behind the curve. But been building this kind of thing for years, then some cheeky upstarts turn up. tsk kids!
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:56,
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Man with 5 balloons ftwYou also have friends who have an aeroplane?
edit *sees pic above - copter is ace, how big is it?
(edit *sees pic above - copter is ace, how big is it?
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:32,
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I do but these photos were taken with my drone.Everyone appears to have one these days. Mine has less fur than the normal.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:36,
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It's ace and looks a lot of funI've seen some great shots using kites but hate the thought of launching my camera in the air as whenever I've tried to fly one they always crash ;)
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:40,
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I had to use a Gopro 2 for the pic.Like you my mates refused to let me fly their DSLRs. Just petty :)
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:46,
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Oooh just been looking at the Gopro websiteLooks fantastic for the monies
*fights the urge to impulse buy one immediately
(*fights the urge to impulse buy one immediately
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:50,
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The waterproof case is a bonus too. I piled a drone into a field from 600ft and the camera still worked. Sadly they only work in bright light.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:58,
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edit:The Hexa is tiny, only 80cm across, and limited to flying in sub 40mph winds. However it does comply with mUAV UK rules, unlike the quadrotor cat which was just a media stunt.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:53,
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Just a quick note...Than you b3ta for not going mental at me for posting raw images.
:)
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:38,
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:)
What the shuddering fuck?I assumed this had been 'shopped.
You complete bastard. I feel abused.
(You complete bastard. I feel abused.
4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:41,
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True to form, he's deleted all his science again.
Click for bigger (134 kb)
And I'd just spent several seconds on this, so I'm putting it here.
4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:45,
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Honestly! Your manners. It should be:
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:48,
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To me that says:Please feel free to fuck off (but in a sexeh way).
=D
(=D
addickted has attained freedom,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:50,
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I try to do everything in a sexeh way.Except parking. That is a tough one.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:52,
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Ease in to your parking space slowly, reverse, ease back in a little faster, repeat, etc
(
4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:55,
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I only have the company Transit vanIt'll never look sexeh.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:59,
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What a dickI managed to screengrab it all. I'm just off out to the shops but I'll upload the grab later this evening.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:49,
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Thank you for your appreciation of my art. Now, as you were, peasant.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:55,
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Hahahahah, no need. Weak willed as I am I grabbed one earlier.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:59,
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I may bless you peasants with some more of my material given the apparent success and demand for it.....watch this space.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:03,
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Mars bars make my teeth hurt.I prefer a star bar or a marathon. Yes, that's right, MARATHON.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:13,
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You all love me.......but I think you're all Spaz-Packing Fucknuggets (TM).
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:50,
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Oh, a low fat flounce How disappointing.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:05,
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You are fucking shit at flouncing.AICMFP.
( addickted has attained freedom,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:15,
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I've not picked up anything major on the flounceometer yet
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:23,
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Deleting ones threads because he/she doesn't like the reactions of others?Got flounce written all over it to me!
( addickted has attained freedom,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:33,
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No, for it to be a proper flounce- the flouncer has to have some kind of previous standing or reputation on b3ta. You can't just appear out of nowhere then flounce
- the flouncer must be indignant
- the flouncer must state that they are leaving
From what I've seen billiepipersteeth doesn't fulfil these criteria.
(- the flouncer must be indignant
- the flouncer must state that they are leaving
From what I've seen billiepipersteeth doesn't fulfil these criteria.
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:54,
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so why are you still here?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:23,
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Aww it's nice that speshal people are allowed internets too
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:51,
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it's all very flouncy of latebuys more popcorn
(
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:52,
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:)Pre pubescent school holiday fail trolls... same time, every year. yawwwn
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:56,
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Troll??Ah yes, "troll" - a term much overused by socially inept internerds to describe anyone more intelligent and articulate than themselves. Yep, I'm a "troll" alright.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:00,
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What did I miss?Was it a flounce? Damnit, late for the flounce!
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:08,
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Always the bridesmaid TribsBut I doubt it is over yet.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:10,
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I prefer the title "Matrimonial ceremony assistant and Floral transportation executive" Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:26,
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had the General Tso's chicken for dinner, I see.. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:35,
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Haha!
EDIT: Has he gone again? What a strange man.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:35,
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I'd like to take a peek at those dual-thrusters under her gown wink-wink-nudge-nudge
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:39,
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You're not allowed to take the piss out of Olypicunts on the internet.Not that this is Tom Daley....but I feel that it needs to be said that Tom Daley is an annoying self-important little brat who appears to believe that valuable and resource-starved police capacity is better spent on investigating people on the internet calling him names than, say for e.g. old grannies getting mugged and families suffering at the hands of anti-social behavior. I know that it is very hard for someone who basically falls down for a living to have a healthy perspective on the world but christ get a grip child.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:39,
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Sounds like you're jealous of the attention he got.
(
addickted has attained freedom,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:44,
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but is he spanish, or mexican? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:53,
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an annoying self-important little brat, huhlolz
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:06,
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I think all he did was retweet sometrolling, rather than actually report it to the police.
People shouldn't do that as it encourages more ugly twitter mobs, but I can understand why it's tempting to set your followers on a twat.
It was people getting offended on his behalf who escalated it to silly levels.
(People shouldn't do that as it encourages more ugly twitter mobs, but I can understand why it's tempting to set your followers on a twat.
It was people getting offended on his behalf who escalated it to silly levels.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:39,
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I found thisI think Mediocre should give it his personal approval
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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honka honka :D
(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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Haha, I like the leather jacket casually slung over his shoulder.
(
4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:46,
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Mediocre is one hip catI would have added the leather jacket EVEN IF the other arm wasn't missing.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:50,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Olympics"){kind=small}
I was working on a nicer version at first...
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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[9.1][9.2][8.9][9.2].......\o/....\o/.....\o/...\o/
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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That kind of splashdowncould cause you serious damage!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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Hehe. now do him at the forge from the end of Terminator 2
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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Good point.... now why didn't I think of that?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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trying to conjure LS18? oh, and ha ha!
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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It was only actually five days afterLS18 had a flounce that his "too soon" date on 9/11 jokes expired.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:58,
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eh?am i being dense again?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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Just joking thatLS18 has calculated an exact amount of time after a tragedy after which you can tell jokes.
I suspect he still thinks they are unacceptable
(I suspect he still thinks they are unacceptable
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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Ooooof!Guilty lols
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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Checks file nameChecks news to see if that unfunny cunt from that unfunny cunting programme that is repeated endlessly is dead
Another don't geddit for me :(
(Another don't geddit for me :(
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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the second frame is from part of a video during 11/9 where someone jumped off the twin towers weaver.,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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That's the only bit I understandbut it's not happy 9/11 day yet
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:07,
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It's basically just replacing one fall for another...(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:07,
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Ah so the unfunny cunt from the unfunny cunting programme that is repeated endlesslyonce did a fall?
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:09,
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Ah that's the cunting programme with the cunting actor who can't act that's endlessly repeated?Cheers for the de-ris though :)
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:15,
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You're as confused as methat was the Wombles I believe
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:45,
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This gets the LS18 Thumbs Down Seal of Disapproval.
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addickted has attained freedom,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:21,
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hahahahagenie-arse!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:29,
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I can't believe the Naughty Shop challenge is still open :OI'd been saving these for an especially slow day.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:51,
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Even in euros those are pretty steep prices for those games.You're right, it's a very naughty shop.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:02,
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HeheQuick, make it ZE-Bra Buster!
It does seem slow but I can't complain as this is my first time in today... it appears I've missed another troll being troll-ish.
(It does seem slow but I can't complain as this is my first time in today... it appears I've missed another troll being troll-ish.
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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But Wombles are friendlyTrolls have dubious racial motives and gigantic pierced nipples...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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Can't believe I didn't spot that opportunity
Drawing a bra on an equine is not that easy, it came out a little sports bra-y.
I would imagine actually *putting* a bra on an equine would be even more difficult...Good work cadet, compo it! :)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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Happy New Consumables Day!CONSUME
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:21,
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Interesting direction with that.*takes notes*
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:28,
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see- it's Sunday Morning Diagnostic Fried Breakfast time on this side of the planet...
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:30,
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Aha.I had muffins, then went back to bed for two hours.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:31,
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very nicely dundid Sirlooks like a Lancia Stratos - only better
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:33,
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Looks like something from a late 80s anime taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:41,
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Fake!
No helicopter, no diver... not even a shark...
(I really like the picture though!)
NicelyReminds me of the toyota mr2 mk1 from the 80's www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/cars/toyota/1640603.jpg
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:14,
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Looks like you could take off those wheels with a really big screwdriverTop-notch piccy!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:02,
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Or the edge of a really big coin.Like an old 10p.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:19,
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Nice car Walrus Man!Also a quick one before it's all over *sniff*.
In these times of economic woe everyone is chipping in for the Olympics
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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In these times of economic woe everyone is chipping in for the Olympics
That would be way better than jumping out of a helicopter
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:19,
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He's saying 'Phew, it was getting hot in there',Her Maj is saying 'There, there... we've got that nice 007 man coming over later to give One one'.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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Looks like he's soiled himself with royal blue piss
(
4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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It's the sheer excitement of it all.Normally he only get's to throw a few corgis about at the palace.
So, there was another wacky bout of an irate poster nuking posts again (I thought I was going mad until you and Mu cleared it up!).
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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So, there was another wacky bout of an irate poster nuking posts again (I thought I was going mad until you and Mu cleared it up!).
The scientist?Quite a tool. I'm glad real saved some of the threads so everyone can benefit from his wit and wisdom.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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Yes!He went from racist to suffering from impotent rage in less than ten minutes and had the whole 'because I'm from this race I can say this and this, blah blah blah' argument.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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To be fair we were "missing the point".He never told us what that point was, but I bet it was good.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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It was all the SCIENCE you missed,You can't argue with SCIENCE
(I missed all their science too. Was it so cutting-edge that us mere mortals could not understand it? Maybe the 'point' was a singularity and to reveal it would cause our tiny brains to implode).
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:15,
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(I missed all their science too. Was it so cutting-edge that us mere mortals could not understand it? Maybe the 'point' was a singularity and to reveal it would cause our tiny brains to implode).
The science never actually materialised.I think it was too complex for our tiny minds to comprehend.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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Well you did well to even be in the same universe.He clicked his fingers and 'blam' he was gone to the nth dimension. Thank heavens for screen grabs :)
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:32,
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That's beautiful!And, apart from the outer core, it's geologically correct!
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:56,
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what's up with the outer core? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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if u haf 2 ask ul nevar no PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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Dude, sorry! It's liquid (is that milk? If so, then it's all extra perfect!).
I think our friend's back (many up arrows)
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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I think our friend's back (many up arrows)
philadelphia, i believe real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:50,
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Bah! I refute your science!Marmalade is foul stuff!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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He learnt his lesson from the Jubilee flotilla day then"If in doubt, wee it out"
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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I've always thought the cover of that Manics albummade it look like Nicky Wire had had an accident
www.chartstats.com/images/artwork/28300.jpg
(www.chartstats.com/images/artwork/28300.jpg
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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Haha, could be - he once had a spat with Billy Bragg over weeing arrangements at GlastonburyMaybe this was him cryptically making a stand 'I'LL WEE WHERE I LIKE" ;)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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Absolutely, he believes it is his right to pee where he likesThe authorities have tried for years to stamp this out, but he's making a stand (maybe that's the true meaning of 'If you tolerate this your children will be next' - let the children pee where they want).
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:30,
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I never realised thatI never got past wondering why they were on an airport runway in their pyjamas.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:34,
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Don't worry, I've amended it accordingly
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:01,
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Perfect!On that note, I have the olympics on TV in Japan and they're doing one of those 'sports montages' of moments through the last couple of weeks... to the noise of Avril Lavigne *cries*
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:11,
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Just thinkwhoever took that photograph probably took dozens and dozens of shots...
and they decided *that* was the best one...
(and they decided *that* was the best one...
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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Hey, could that be a challenge?Album covers that are already rubbish and a choice word, or slight Photoshopping improves the 'message' of the cover.
(,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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There's not been an album covers challenge in agesso I think any kind of album cover jiggery would be welcome. Only trouble with bad album covers is that they are likely to be obscure by their very nature.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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Most ace!*attempts to scan barcode*
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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good morrow to thee
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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Good day fine squirenow to get on the mario suit and head into the sewers :D
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 8:57,
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Morning?Pah, that was hours ago. Well, for us lot, anyway.
Dinner time over here now. Paprika and garlic new potato wedges with salt-and-pepper floured pan-fried skate fillets.
Sound more impressive than it's probably going to turn out.
(Dinner time over here now. Paprika and garlic new potato wedges with salt-and-pepper floured pan-fried skate fillets.
Sound more impressive than it's probably going to turn out.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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sounds good, i had roast chicken, homemade coleslaw, beetroot and garlic bread
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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Ooh, nice. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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it was,but i think paprika and garlic new potato wedges would've rounded my dinner off nicely
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 10:52,
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They weren't too bad.The ish needed a second go in the frying pan, though. Too thick.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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did it have eyes though? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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I should have said:"That fish just didn't give an f"
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:32,
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that would've been a touche right there real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:19,
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touchéTip of the Day:
to add an acute accent to a vowel, hold down the AltGr key as you type
(to add an acute accent to a vowel, hold down the AltGr key as you type
4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:53,
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Ah, I didn't know the subject line supported that code.It seems to bin most other characters than the standard keyboard set.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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doesn't work on dr real's laptop real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:19,
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i take it your saw the rubbish troll earlier real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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I think they prefer the term "womble"
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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really?i'm not sure anybody would prefer the term womble to anything
wavs.unclebubby.com/wav/TV/Firefly/confused_ff.wav
(wavs.unclebubby.com/wav/TV/Firefly/confused_ff.wav
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:06,
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you know what,i just got what you meant!
fuck, i'm dense
(fuck, i'm dense
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:09,
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I think Womble should now be the stock term for a rubbish troll.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:54,
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ahaha"So where did you do your 'science'?"
"I think we established it was into a sock"
("I think we established it was into a sock"
boris the spider,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 10:54,
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he was pretty terriblei should've added a few steve mcdonald pics and maybe used the www.dramabutton.com/ a couple of times
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:19,
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Hahaha!He's not having a good day!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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I think these would have added more to the thread than he did
(
boris the spider,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:48,
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Morning indeedShe's a bit "Love fucking Mars" isn't she? And is that Reverend Ian in the background?
( Q4nobody,
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:07,
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Yeah, but in her day, a Mars was only 3p Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:21,
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