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# :D
www.b3ta.com/links/German_bike_stand
(herman:D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I say!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Fucked with a bike
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 2:05, archived)
# just like my sig says
at last it fits a purpose!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Where do you insert the coin ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:03, archived)
# fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Tabloid bilge etc

RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:59, archived)
# I think a De-Ris would be more useful.
I'm afraid I'm struggling with this one.
Is it '12 clown mystery nose hammers online' ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Hehe, there is a second reference you may not get, aside from the de-ris that's already there.
I shall see if I can find a suitable online explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Skip to the bit about the 2001 special. Third paragraph.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_Eye
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Better yet
watch the video!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I kind of understand now. Sort of.
I like the way the wikipedia article points out the pictures the 'newspapers' placed next to their outraged articles.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:56, archived)
# David Blunkett said....................
........he was "dismayed" by it. It later emerged that he also had not seen the episode, because he is blind.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Was there ever an audio described version?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 20:18, archived)
# if there was, I'v never heard of it because I'm deaf!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 20:20, archived)
# *whispers rude things about invisable*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 20:23, archived)
# There's a facebook page called that!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 20:25, archived)
# come to think of it
hammers do have a unique smell.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 23:34, archived)
# I'm so thick I'm still rissing!
call me father Dougal!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:28, archived)
# It's really not that deep or amusing.
Just my summary of the news, and an invitation for people to suggest whom the silhouettes might be.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Haha, got you! every one at the BBC apparently!
And if you weren't at the BBC, then you must have been abused by someone that was ! ;-)
It's like the final scene from Spatacus, "I was abused by Savile" "I was abused by Savile" "I was abused by Savile"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Yeah. Apparently it was a paedo ring so large that it twisted on itself and formed a mobius strip of infinite perversion.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Well he certainly fixed that one!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:48, archived)
# ooft!
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:36, archived)
# What happened with the scaling?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:40, archived)
# I wanted to see if I could post it 600000 pixels wide.
Apparently it's possible :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Pixels make prizes..... it took my wall out!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:47, archived)
# No golf sale?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 21:35, archived)
# you're talking noncesense.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:47, archived)
# oooo can we place bets?
10 quid on noel edmonds being a dirty nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Someone somewhere had written that one of them was Radio 1 DJ Alan Freeman
because he had 'paedo hair'
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Went to see John Cooper Clarke the other night....
He said "don't pay your licence fee, it's just going to go on legal expencess"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 20:22, archived)
# and compensation payouts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 20:24, archived)
# They'll just have to rerun everything starting from 1970
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 20:27, archived)
# He's already serving a sentence for beheading Clive Anderson.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 21:37, archived)
# It's quiet have one of these..... obey and unlurk ;-) I'v got to go out now....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Yay, deploys lurker trap! I did this one from scratch with no sorce pic....... now I'v got to go out..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:09, archived)
# I love owls...I will obey owls...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:09, archived)
# I had one shaped just like an owl, can't find it though...
I'v got loads, but to keep them crisp enough to work well, they're in exess of 2 and 3 meg :-(
Edit, gets out air riffle! send me my prize!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:16, archived)
# does it owl?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 0:25, archived)
# NO!
YOU'RE ELUDING THE ILLUSION! STOPPY STOPYY STOPPPYPYYY

gitfuck
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 2:06, archived)
# very nice!
I've seen the Japanese website from where many like this have originated.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Yay I did too! that's how I figured out how to do them :-)
As far as i could figure, for the best result you put the oposite colour dot or shape on the oposite colour background, then put a little bit of black on one side and white on the other..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:11, archived)
# so, the motion illusion is your creation?
If so, I am impressed -- very much so. I have tried the effect and gotten results that only work if you 'stand back and squint' :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:23, archived)
# The one above, I nicked this from google....
static.thebroth.com/gal/im26451.jpg

and changed it to what you see,

I looked at that japanese psychologists work, and basicly figured out how he did it, oposite colours and black and white on oposite sides...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:31, archived)
# EDIT: you did very well
now have it create the illusion of a pen drawing out a word
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:49, archived)
# ta but it was just a 10 minute quick and dirty...
I have got some amazingly intricate detailed ones that absolutly fly, but the movment is in the crispness so they're 2 and 3 meg PNGs.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Yeah - that's what I did on mine.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Yours breaths :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:09, archived)
# It holds all the knowlage
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Too much knowlage is a dangermouse thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:22, archived)
# So is the sausage it comes from
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Yay, what goes up must come down ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Horrors!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:03, archived)
# You never know where they're lurking!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I started looking at this at 17:45
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Is that real time or b3ta time ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:36, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I
Will
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 2:07, archived)
# OBEY
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 28 Oct 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Sings jamie and the magic torch!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Only because it doesn't mean I'm weird and it doesn't mean I need therapy. You know what it means? It means it feels really good.

Also

Also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKXf89RJWW0
And well met.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Factaltastic....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:05, archived)
# i make no apologies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I fucking love those big footed tiny woman hat decorations....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:33, archived)
# they call her flipper, flipper.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Flipper the bush kangaroo......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:35, archived)
# what, she's a hoppity lesbian, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
# I was just reminded of when I was young and one of my grans had a stroke and went mad...
She got flipper and skippy mixed up and sat in her chair singing "Flipper Flipper Flipper the bush kangaroo...."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:45, archived)
# sad, yet very funny
my mum sings a song about a spanish onion, or stand by your pram. apparently, she's sane.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Haha she sounds sane enough to me....
I also remember her getting hot chocolate mixed up, thinking they were singing "I belive in (milko's)" and asking why milk men were sexy things!
Old age! ;-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlcMjoGnxww
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:56, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:00, archived)
# also: obligatory pre-potus-election lolz pic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Who are you voting for?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:50, archived)
# whoever can pull the largest booger out of his or her nose
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Sweet warm and tastey
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:57, archived)
# ah! i see you've found big foot!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:56, archived)
# would :)
brucemctague.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/big_foot_print1.jpg
(herman:D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# that's her cousin



Click for bigger (150 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:50, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:16, archived)
# I AM SO HORNY RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Stop cheesing..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I'm just trying to fill the page.
b3ta is dead........................DEAD.............................DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:22, archived)
# I got as far as downloading a picture to change and post....
But have got to go out instead and buy a switch so I can put my heating on because I'm freezing....
I blame it on search being broken, the b3ta time not being correct and ignore 2.0
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Yeah, the search hasn't worked in months. I'm thinking rob IS the search, and he is AWOL. He took all that donation money and ran.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I know, I fucking love search as well...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I had to.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 0:08, archived)
# kewl!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 1:02, archived)
# :(
(herman:D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:14, archived)
# oh wow! another building fail :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Where's Starsky.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ...cowering, off to the right there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:02, archived)
# LOL HALP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:35, archived)
# is that a recent demolition?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:32, archived)
# answer me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I googled it for you ;-)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-18385434
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:43, archived)
# thank you!*
*for making me feel stupid :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I use it a spell cheacker as well :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# me to
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:03, archived)
# The too of us....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:11, archived)
# that was two kind of u
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Don't get me started on 2's and U's!
if you've seen my sig ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# wow!
the deepest complexity i can come up with is
'how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.'
...and 'the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Haha, I can't even read that, never mind say it!
As my sig I did make up and want to use,
Instructive instructor instructively instructing instructable instructees.
But it wouldn't fit...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:02, archived)
# yeah, the 'sheik' one is supposedly Guiness' listing as the most difficult tongue-twister
i have practiced it enough through my lifetime that it is not a problem for me. Of course, I have it down to muscle memory than actually saying the words for what they really are (same with 'toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat ')
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:12, archived)
# The sheik fucks with my dyslexia so I can't read it except by stareing at one word at a time...
So I would have to memorize it one word at a time to actually say it...
Singing the words really works for tongue twister, that how I use to do the Pheasant plucker one..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# sorry
i went shopping for beer and fireworks
(herman:D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:41, archived)
# I'll be around shortly...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# beer and fireworks
you live in Arkansas?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Yay :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:43, archived)
# this is odd
they're quoting build me up, buttercup on /talk and this fella is clearly having trouble with the foundations. coincidence? i think not!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:15, archived)
# omg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Not an original idea I know...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:19, archived)
# oh dear, ha ha ha!!
oh hai, 1995 :D

ok, let's just get it all out of our system in this thread, mmkay?



(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I made this in your other thread.
www.b3ta.com/board/10871289
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 13:46, archived)
# yes, i saw that
it is soo awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:08, archived)
# A Quick Review of the Two Suckers
The top one will suck, but you are required to re-register it every time you move it to a new room or the surface changes. You must install a fresh dust bag every Tuesday whether you like it or not. Prone to randomly failures that are usually solved by turning it off and on again; it can, unfortunately, become infected from room contaminants. To avoid this, you are advised to disinfect it regularly with strong bleach.

The bottom one cost 3 times the price of the top but does clean rooms. However, it will only vacuum up licensed iDust from within a licensed iHome for the registered iUser using pure iElectricity that can only be bought from one supplier. Should you die, the product will cease for function for an inheritors due to clauses in the EULA.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:38, archived)
# wow, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] nice.
i should probably chuck this in to the compo
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:33, archived)
# boiled lion-piss flavo(u)r!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:36, archived)
#
I've always thought someone should sell a Pringles sweater :)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:52, archived)
# suction, motherfucker, do you have it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Holy crap! 10 years of knob jokes for me. Time flies.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 10:44, archived)
# pffft
you missed that one though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Frohliche Kerzetag!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Zarjaz!
Getting old aren't we :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Borag thungg,
earthlet!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Scrotnig!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:17, archived)
# :)
Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Hurray!
It won't be long until people have spent longer on b3ta than they did in education.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Some of us actually have. I didn't pay much attention in any of those 'lessons' I was forced to sit through
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:18, archived)
# it is tough
being the only Vulcan in class.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Dif-tor heh smusma
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:39, archived)
# ed u kay shun?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Greetings youngling ;)
Happy candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:12, archived)
# one month!
one!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Get a room, grandpas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:23, archived)
# *Withdraws your invite to the
old b3tans lemon party*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Oh, but such an important month.
Probably. I don't really remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:55, archived)
# I was off to bed
But I suppose that's an excuse to drink a toast /pause/

Oof --- done!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Time flies?
You can't, they're too fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:41, archived)
# a very merry b3taday young man!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:57, archived)
# i always knew Danny Bonaduce was a b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Happy candles
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Happyb3taday
(herman:D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Yay, happy candle day...
Looks like you're just about to demonstrate how to do oral...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Happy 10111
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:15, archived)
# i've missed u sweetie!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:16, archived)
# I'm right behind you...
...where'd I go?....
Right behind you!...
....gone again...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Pffft
n00b ;)

Happy b3taday
(Speshal, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Weird
Over ten and half years for me now. Haven't been on here for a long time, but I do owe a lot to b3ta, it meant I found my lovely Brassmonkey, well via 4rthur. Ahh nostalgia...
(Biscuitfairy, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Romney ruminates...

Click for 400+ more thingies
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Ha!
He's a cock-end, but more worrying, the least cock-ended of the Republican candidates.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 9:49, archived)
# True
Which is extremely scary. I don't know what's more scary - that the Republicans are allowed to keep their jobs after some of the things that they've said, or that nearly half of America backs them. It's the most worrying election I've ever seen - there's some seriously depressing stuff going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Similar thing over here at the moment.
Except instead of just deep-seated redneck beliefs, the opposition are happy to flip-flop over to anything politically expedient as it suits them (on top of the deep-seated redneck beliefs).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Well, if we're getting all politicule . . .
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 10:06, archived)
# i don't know how this thing has such a grip on the 'right'.
there is even family drama being spawned from this presidential race.(luckily, not under my roof)
get me outta here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 4:31, archived)
# and let's have a little musical accompaniment
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 4:43, archived)
# *whips it out*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 4:51, archived)
# What we have here, my friends, is some DOMINATION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 5:04, archived)
# Yours is longer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 5:05, archived)
# Strap on LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 5:16, archived)
# You're making me feel guilty here.
It's been over an hour since I've practiced (you are so lucky not to live within earshot of this house).
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 8:14, archived)
# Is that a well known DJ?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 5:33, archived)
# Sinister Symmetrical Santa
Also, there appears to be a large gap in the archive running from www.b3ta.com/board/archive/40851/ to www.b3ta.com/board/archive/40839/ - roughly covers the period of fingering accusations against Rob..?
CONSPIRACY
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 7:37, archived)
# Actually, ignore me - depsite the gap, there's no break in the posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 7:39, archived)
# SANTA IS RUINED
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 8:29, archived)
# IAN HUNTLEY XMAS PARTAY
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 21:42, archived)
# No Mittens, get down from there
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:40, archived)
# They're two sides of the same coin

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:42, archived)
# One of them wants to strip existing rights from women and gay people; he's been quite vocal about it.
So . . . no.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 4:21, archived)
# The other promised to close Gitmo
so yes.

They are both reprehensible and if Romney had a personal logo, I'd probably shop it into a banker's sign as an iron cross.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 5:31, archived)
# Gitmo is just one issue out of hundreds -
and I can say I favor where Obama has or will stand on most of those issues over what flip-flopping Willard might do.
Also, there needs to be a halfway reasonable Congress for progress to be made - Gitmo closing was blocked by the Righties, as most other progressive bills were blocked...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 6:36, archived)
# Gotta' hive five tubaman here.
I'm really disappointed by the Gitmo thing, and using drones to kill civilians (while killing some non-civilians too or so we're told), but we know that we can count on an expansion of very important rights under one guy and a pretty big contraction under the other.

Whichever result you would like to see (better civil rights or worse civil rights, more tax breaks for the wealthy or slightly fewer, Planned Parenthood funded (lots of cheap birth control, fewer and safer abortions) Planned Parenthood funding cut (more STD's, more abortions even though they'll be less safe)) whichever you're hoping for, I hope that you don't think that it's unimportant to vote.

There are a few minor differences.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 8:09, archived)
# Both sides will drive to Hell in a handbasket,
BUT the Dems would be gently pressing on the brakes while the Repubs would be stomping on the gas.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Methinks Romney has aides to lick his asshole clean.
I say that obviously because I am a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 7:45, archived)
# Mittens has the same paper tray as I have.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 8:28, archived)
[challenge entry] You'll either hate it or fucking loathe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Also tenuous repost: Ferrari crossed with Scottish tourist board?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 0:51, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 1:38, archived)
# Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] B-b-b-but they're best of all the animals!

BEST!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:09, archived)
# 4 eva in r hartz
So long the website of choice for everyone that loves horses.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Word.
[pours out a 40 of Strawberry Nesquik]
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Excellent!
made me genuinely lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Ickthud resumes lurking..., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha:)
(herman:D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] little cuties

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:09, archived)
# I made a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 0:40, archived)
# haha, what?
What made you decide to add a pair of big jubblies to this, more evidence of your latent sapphism ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 1:22, archived)
# more self love
I see them as a reflection of my own wonderful boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 1:36, archived)
# Really? ok - I shall remember to pander more whenever I see you posting ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 1:43, archived)
# wibble!
 
needs more motorboating action
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 1:35, archived)
# num num num
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 1:42, archived)
# haha, that tickles
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 2:20, archived)
# more click!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:11, archived)
# Get some!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 4:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wish I was that good :P
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Two things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 1:46, archived)
# you certainly did
"click"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:10, archived)
# I approve of this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 4:57, archived)
#
...BOB...
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Meh. I am sorry


Click for bigger (213 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Haha.
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 0:39, archived)
# great photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:07, archived)
# And how am I supposed to think of him as Mittens now?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:12, archived)
# Very nice.. but...
you have a typo there on "viewpoints".
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:19, archived)
# I think it's just a font thing
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 6:00, archived)
# you're newer wrong about such things ...ewer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Damnit
What the hell is a wiewpoint?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 4:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:43, archived)
# oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce oonce
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:47, archived)
#
thetripe.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/utz-logo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Needs moar catz!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:24, archived)
#
oonce-oonce.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:38, archived)
# This will give me nightmares. I hope you're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:48, archived)
# OH YEAH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ8jCQSWndA
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:50, archived)
# damn your eyes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KMHUkFdHfA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:04, archived)
# ahh yes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jPLXF-lWOQ
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:10, archived)
# I love that tune. Saw it live.
I've been regressing to a previous musical life I once lived.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl8esy_-3IA
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:29, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Thad was great. This one got sampled.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLQS57idP9M
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:48, archived)
# I know the feeling, I'm off to see these fuckers tonight
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T9e0AlO9uw

some friends of mine are supporting but I'll stay for this shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:51, archived)
# nice. kind of reminds me of a less screamy version of earthtone9
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab2iGLQrTsU
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Excellent. Bass heavy.
There's a lot of bass heavy stuff going on these days.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Interesting big band sound.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:55, archived)
# everything's better with a horn section
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAc_kFJqEB0#t=36m41s
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:02, archived)
# totally freakin' out
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:57, archived)
# just downloaded Full of Shit! so yeah this fits perfectly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BztcZCltfQE
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:57, archived)
# fuck yeah
fuck yeah
fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:29, archived)
# RDLI HAKIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6SmiJPKkNA#t=2m47s
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:42, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Oh, fuck.
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL241C5E677BF11082
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:18, archived)
# It goes well with Boards Of Canada joints too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 5:19, archived)
# NAPPY HARDCORE!
youtu.be/AvaEdaucAx0
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Ha Ha!
This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:35, archived)
# All seems to be in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:02, archived)
# HANG THE DJ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:11, archived)
# What What?!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 6:00, archived)
# FUCK YES OOAH OOAH!! PARTEH TYME!


Hello all you :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:18, archived)
# YES !

JEEBUS RAVES.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:19, archived)
# YaY disco :)
(herman:D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:32, archived)
# well if we're having a party...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:33, archived)
# NIGGER FISH
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 2:35, archived)
#
(patella, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 0:28, archived)
# now he is really feeling SUPER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 1:37, archived)
# Am it gayshift yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:33, archived)
# nerp.
Is GAYSHIFT still a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Really, I've no idea
Then again, if anything on b3ta manifested in solid form, I would be scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:36, archived)
# honestly
b3ta is the prometheus, if you will, of the internet meme. After 11 years I have seen so MANY words, images and the like become part of the modern internet world.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:44, archived)
# yes but is it solid?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:45, archived)
# No
it's more of a gas
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Or possibly a liquid shit
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:57, archived)
# only after a long night at the pub
with some of b3ta's less "savory" characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:59, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 0:05, archived)
# oooooooh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 1:14, archived)
# this is always pleasing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 1:36, archived)
# haha!
Looks like a great parteee
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 1:43, archived)
# This thread went wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 4:59, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I BIN SMOKIN'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:29, archived)
# wheelie good shit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:40, archived)
# they're all getting trashed
lololol
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:40, archived)
# wasted
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Yeah but which brand of weed is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:46, archived)
# meh, i was trying to look up strains of weed to think up a witty retort
but instead i found an internet shop selling cannabis curry powder. think i'm gonna buy some.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I'll have a chicken madgrass please
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:53, archived)
# And a lamb jalfweedi
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:57, archived)
# chicken toker masala
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:58, archived)
# And a prawn roganja josh
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:00, archived)
# with a side of potadoms
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:01, archived)
# That's a lot of leaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Boomshanka!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:00, archived)
# ahhhahhah
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Explosive break dance


Short gif i ripped off a video I've made
www.b3ta.com/links/879442

A little way from mastering the skills that the likes of Cyriak has but slowly getting there! After effects is a complex beast!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:15, archived)
# No!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:50, archived)
# that's fuckin great
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Now that's acting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:17, archived)
# CLAN SOUL LIVES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I can't stop watching this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 9:31, archived)
# where is this from?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Italian Spiderman
but it is a spoof

Still awesome though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:57, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10858850
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 23:18, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Is this what the yoof mean by.......body "popping"?
Please don't hit me, I'm old and you may get wee on you!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Indeed, or as us oldies call it, 'cross-posting'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Thought the animation would go down nicely on this board
(sorry for the cross post)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Once you pop, you just can't stop
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Yes... Hip joints are like that
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:22, archived)
# and pringles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:34, archived)
# body popping, break dancing..
all the kids are doing it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:31, archived)
# taking it to the streets
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JARW_-puiX4
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I got it today
I have ran it, looked at it, then closed it down.

I have no idea what Im doing, spending the weekend on youtube tutorials and google methinks. Are skills any interchangeable with photoshop? It looked so different.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Layers are the same
Everything else is a bit mental
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:22, archived)
# having tried to produce "animations" using photoshop
I'd rather put cocktail sticks under my toenails and play football, than do that again
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:24, archived)
# I once tried a .gif in PS
Once.

Tried.

And therin is my animation experience, in anything. I will just practice putting a funny hat on a mate in a five second video clip. Is that an OK project to start with?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:30, archived)
# a bit like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:31, archived)
# yes
Annoyingly, it was got solely and will be used mostly, to add penises to things.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Yay!
As you can see, my skills lack some finesse. But it took lots of using Premiere Pro before I (accidentally) discovered what the mini stopwatches did. As someone else said - Yt tutorials are pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:36, archived)
# oh, do i want premiere pro or after effects?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:45, archived)
# oh no, AE defo better for /board type stuff
I was just showing off that I'd once used Premiere Pro. It does have many features that match those in AE.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:49, archived)
# I haven't used photoshop in ages
But I have done animations in flash which works well and I use the Gimp for most things.

Does photoshop now do more things?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:48, archived)
# yeah it's kind of
photoshop + imageready now
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:45, archived)
# It's a classic Adobe product
Everything is slightly different from everything else in the suite.

Stupid Adobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:31, archived)
# the tutorials on YT are pretty good
just got to keep going back over each bit until you get what they're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:33, archived)
# like talking to a foreigner then?
but in reverse.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Lots of good stuff here:
www.creativecow.net
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:08, archived)
# ah yes indeed
that site pops up often when searching for tutorials
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:09, archived)
# I like this, by the way,
and don't think it's really a cross-post.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:50, archived)
# No? Great!
because i did look at the FAQs and it said that main board was for projects, such as animations, photoshopping and images

I did choose the 'funnist' bit from the vid too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:59, archived)
# But I have no clout around here
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:13, archived)
# Groovy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:14, archived)
# I like your headspaceinterface better though (and the video has cats)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u6sMDfOFdg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:19, archived)
# thanks :)
was having a bit of fun that vid..
maybe a dog one sometime in the future to restore the balance :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I like this.
I was going to say as much when you posted, but then I wondered off to have dinner and forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:16, archived)
# thanks and no worries..
the lack of comments prompted me to post this animation, so thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Another brand merger I wouldn't have a problem with...

Although I would be surprised if these dont exist. Quite why Ann Summers sell 'clackers' from the 70s I'll never know. I thought they were banned.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:15, archived)
# :D
I sometimes wish my boyfriend's penis was made of chocolate. He'd be much more likely to get a bj, but then it would probably be all melty and nibbled afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:18, archived)
# so the difference
would solely be the chocolate taste then? ;)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:19, archived)
# If it were any bigger I'd get fat
That stuff is over 500kcals per 100g, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Are we talking about chocolate?
Or spooge?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Hehe
Spooge ought to be made of ginger beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Well, whaddya know?
www.collegebarscene.com/drink/Creme-de-Spooge/88
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:35, archived)
# How is that a cocktail?
With no alcomohol?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Proper ginger beer is boozy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Pity I detest cream soda. That would have been my next party cocktail. Maybe I can sub lemonade?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Or cava.
At a family get-together we decided Tequila slammers with lemonade were too tame and used cava instead.
We haven't done it again.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Your family sound fun
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:00, archived)
# The last thing I remember of that night,
we were all at the dining table, standing on our chairs pointing and shouting at each other in 'gangsta' accents.
We're a bit like the Waltons.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I mixed gin and champagne on Tuesday
I took Wednesday off work
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:00, archived)
# I like the sound of that, I luuurve gin. I particularly like asking for gin when I've already drunk lots of gin. Gin.
Although I'd probably go for cava rather than champagne unless it was a particularly fine bottle of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Perhaps you're a lesbian?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:33, archived)
# A big, fat, chocolate-obsessed lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Not like the 'proper' ones off of the internet
Oh no.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:35, archived)
# The bored ones that listlessly fellate strap-ons?
They're a rum bunch, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I could be a lesbian.
But I'm still too curious about penises to try muff.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I'll also have you know I'm only 20% fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:44, archived)
# I hope your boyfriend doesn't know your user name here :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:45, archived)
# I dunno.....
Id love to find MY missus doing THAT
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:46, archived)
#
Don't call her "THAT", her name's Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:48, archived)
# 0_o
I can't help it if I'm too hot for courtesies.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:50, archived)
# doing what?
complaining that your cock isn't made of chocolate, or considering the possibility she might be a lesbian?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:48, archived)
#
little from column A
Little from column B
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Ha
It's okay, we talk about these things anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I wouldn't be at all surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
And please say thats lionel richie?

*edit* google shows, its nothing like.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:25, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!
It's what I hear every time I watch their stupid adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Chocolate has never got me in the mood
Alcohol is the only aphrodisiac! Wake up sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:08, archived)
# For the welsh fellator
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:10, archived)
# oh hai, familiar disgusting cheese toasty :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Grim
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Gack
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Oh FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] meh

this didn't really work
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Oh I disagree
*clicks*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:00, archived)
# I feel like I need to be 9 and living in a developing country to build this
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:02, archived)
# I shall pay 3 rupees
per shoe
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:12, archived)
# heh, well i like it
actual kit value: £0.01
nike resale value: £89.99
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I honestly don't know who's freakier...
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Imagine being raped by either down a dark alley,
Would you rather look over your shoulder to an emotionless smiling king, or a grinning moving faced clown.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Two's up?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:12, archived)
# No thanks, I've just eaten.
Or is that the rule for swimming...?
Either way, thanks for the offer,
:)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:21, archived)
# i think i could kick Ronald's butt. ...the king? ...well, he's just a soulless psychopath who probably lives in fear -- making him unusually strong all the time
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:22, archived)
# we need to do a quick poll....
Who would you rather anally raped you in an alley, Burger king or Ronald....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:26, archived)
# either
so long as I get to wear a cape
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:52, archived)
# yea but ronald would get genocidal on you
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:50, archived)

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