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# 'ningles all. Not sure if anyone else kept seeing this on Duvet's earrings in the last series.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:40, archived)
# Underpant contents may vary.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Such is life.:P
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:00, archived)
# =]

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:07, archived)
# who's this now Ted?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Cruella de Vil
obviously.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Shoulder-pads as seen on 80's Dallas

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:45, archived)
#

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
Shopped pics only
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha.
To be fair I saw her in a few things before DD. She actually seemed genuinely down to earth and a fairly decent person.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 2:32, archived)
# for some reason i find this offensive
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 2:43, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 2:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 2:53, archived)
# eye/mouth ratio unbalance
This deserves it's own thread really. It's totally awesome!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 3:20, archived)
# She's caught in some kind of FLESH VORTEX
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 3:44, archived)
# whoa
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 2:51, archived)
# ...uh...uh...uh...uh...
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 3:18, archived)
# COR!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Wowser!
This is fascinating.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Wow that's my day sorted
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:16, archived)
# stop......
its making my pants go all tight!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:17, archived)
# There's a big dilemma about my Big Leg Emma
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 2:45, archived)
# Don't even look at Pedro's girl.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 3:22, archived)
# Woo, had to quit my job just before christmas!
FUCK THE WORLD
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 2:50, archived)
# oh shit
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 2:51, archived)
# Fuckwit still owes me $4500
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 2:54, archived)
# Jobs kill, man....say 'Hello!' to Life!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 3:23, archived)
# Saying hello to life doesn't pay the rent, unfortunately
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 3:24, archived)
# Kick Life in the balls then!.............Merry Fucking Christmas!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 3:26, archived)
# Classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 4:51, archived)
# It does if you're a professional life-greeter
but yeah, I take your point.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 7:04, archived)
# Fuck, bad luck man.
What happened? SHARE WITH US
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 4:00, archived)
# The short answer is that I haven't been paid for 6 weeks.
In my mind that's a pretty crucial part of being employed.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 4:10, archived)
# Yeah that's ridiculous.
Good luck getting yourself sorted out again. I have no idea what the job market is like there.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 5:34, archived)
# I have something sorted for january
Nobody takes on new staff around Christmas but the economy is fine.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 7:05, archived)
# Cool.
Still, it sucks to be stiffed. Any chance of you getting the money you're owed?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 7:29, archived)
# He's offered to 'wire some cash over'
I've offered to go on a purely commission basis as long as I get all the money owed to me and I'm not starting again until I do

As I said, I have a job lined up in January, I think he's more likely to pay me if he thinks I'll keep this shit up
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Is she some kind of marine mammal?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 3:45, archived)
# racist
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 3:49, archived)
# Quite a feat.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:46, archived)
# I was going to say I bet she spent a fortune on shoes. I then figured she's a woman anyway so the point was moot.
woo
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:47, archived)
# Nicely =D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Would
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Not finished, but I'm tired. And bored.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 2:06, archived)
# MAMAMAMAM
MAMAMAMAM
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 2:49, archived)
# "THAT'S WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU BEFORE"
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 4:21, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i was just thinking the same thing.

WOOYAY!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:29, archived)
# haha!
another soldier in the lizard army
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:29, archived)
# i wonder what that nice mr icke has to say on the matter?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:31, archived)
# something utterly rational, no doubt
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Crikey you've been busy
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha brilliant

(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:40, archived)
#
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# hahahah
i had a similar idea... glad i didnt attempt it now .. cos this is Flippin ACE!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:43, archived)
# weird..just said this
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Ahahahaha, I love that her Madge is the one delivering it.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
You mentalist genius
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Damn you Phil why are you always hanging around!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 23:14, archived)
# I don't understand her shocked expression
Surely she's experienced the tongue by now.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 0:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 1:35, archived)
# hahaha jesus
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:13, archived)
# hahahahatstand
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:30, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:46, archived)
# haha
hahahaha
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:53, archived)
#
As a huge V fan - thank you so much!

And if only because I don't have to ask what this is a reference to. :)
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 1:10, archived)
# This is grand in so many ways.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Bastard!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Tarragon!
(soup herb)

Excellent, excellent execution, needs to be FP'd right now.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:25, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I hope I haven't jinxed this
Because if I've jinxed it it means that mictoboy loves goats.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:47, archived)
# fish fingers is a massive nobber
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:54, archived)
# It's funny 'cos its true
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Haha
Nice
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:27, archived)
# It's a Dy-smug Ring!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:31, archived)
# ooo!! & he's so very Cultured :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:44, archived)
# He's an SC agent.
A Smug Cunt, that is.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Ulterior...
I'd say
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Absolutely perfect.
That is all.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:24, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Woo
Though I was wondering who on earth would actually want to retire to what is essentially a tube in orbit in space, a bit earlier
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Dyson rings were the future in the 70s
like robot hoovers and living on Mars. I miss the future.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:34, archived)
# excellent
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:32, archived)
# =D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:47, archived)
# nnnnng
i'm getting 'oooh globbits!' stuck in my head now
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh I like that
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:02, archived)
# I like this :)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:02, archived)
# HURRAH!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:04, archived)
# 'lo fella :)
*running manhugs*
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:06, archived)
# hehay! 'lo stranger
we don't cross paths on here much these days :(
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:10, archived)
# We don't... :/
In fact, the last interaction with you I can remember is when you phoned me and thought I was saying I was going to top myself O_o
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:11, archived)
# blimey, that's a while ago :(
2013 I shall be in derby for pints.
fact.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Ooooh, when?
I'm working in Essex 'til June next year, but I'll be in Derby some weekends...


EDIT: Yeah, was a long time ago - summer 2010, I reckon. Feels like forever ago, but also a few minutes... guess it's going to stay like that now.

(Also: I guess you know about ives' new Stepmum?)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:16, archived)
# yeah, saw that on facebook, before i deleted my account, congrats!
essex? might have to meet half way, or i might have to go to a london bash or sutin'
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Cheers buddy :)
I'll still be in Derby some weekends, and there'll be another Derby bash next year... where are you?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:42, archived)
# near grimsby
so derby is manageable
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:54, archived)
# *butts in* Near Grimsby?
They told me I had exclusive territory, bastards!
/Tetney blog.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:01, archived)
# tetney? I'm in Louth, neighbour
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Nobody is in Lowuth!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Eee, I was born in Scartho. Left when i was 5 though...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:43, archived)
# eh?
Did someone say my name?

I hear everything
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Hello son :)
What are you doing still up?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:41, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Still undecided if I want to head to the cinema to see 'The Hobbit' or not - my initial thrill waned once I realised they were puffing it up into an 8hr trilogy.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:00, archived)
#
I'm still hoping that film 3 is almost entirely material culled from the appendix of Lord of the Rings and from the snippet in Unfinished Tales which retconned in Gandalf's machinations about Sauron into the lead up of the Hobbit.

What we'll *actually* see is something like this:
Film 1: Old Bilbo, in Rivendell and surrounded by "happy" elves, tells Frodo about his trip when he was young. After half an hour, we finally get to Gandalf meeting Young Bilbo outside Bag End. At the end of three hours, Frodo has the ring and the sword and has escaped from Gollum.

Film 2: Meander on through eagles and Beorn and dragging an irritating fat shit through a forest for two unbearable hours, broken at the end by Orlando Bloom pretending he's still 20 and a nice person, even though the Elves in the Hobbit were total titwanks, and not good titwanks, either, kind of rubbery veiny titwanks. End after three and a quarter hours, most likely with the escape from the Elves and whatever the fuck it's called Lake Town (Esgaroth; yes, indeed, I am a total nerd).

Film 3: After an interminable 40 minutes with the likes of Stephen Fry in Esgaroth, move upriver and see a dragon. After another hour the dragon is finally killed. [It's possible they'll compress Film 2 down and end it with Smaug attacking Lake Town.] An hour later and the Battle of Five Armies begins, and another half hour later it finally ends. Thirty minutes to wrap it up, and then a twenty minute coda, and you've got a film pushing four hours.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:15, archived)
# This sounds disturbingly accurate.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:20, archived)
# I enjoyed that
Thanks
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# 14 films as director
and only 2 good ones,
Peter Jackson is shit at making films

edit: 6 were either shorts or tv movies, which we all know don't count
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Bad Taste and Braindead?
Also Meet the Feebles had its moments.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:25, archived)
# the frighteners and beautiful creatures
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Your future reviews are probably cynically accurate.

"The Hobbit" has just opened here in NZ and the Tolkien Estate get-rich-quick lawsuits and PETA attention whores are already coming out of the woodwork. WETA Workshop's newly unveiled "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Lawsuit" sculpture outside the Embassy Theatre for the Wellington premiere seems to reflect this cynicism.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 5:46, archived)
# Ahaha
I like this.

Cataclysmic computer failure last night prevented me from taking any further part in this conversation :( Tip to the wise: when people say "Linux supports HFS+ drives" don't actually do anything stupid like believe them and mount in HFS+ r/w for any user. The kernel doesn't like it, and when it storms off it takes your boot sector with it.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:51, archived)
# I can't say I'm too excited about the thought...
Might well wait for the doovday
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:15, archived)
# The 48fps aspect intrigues me, but I don't want to spend 3hrs sitting there if it's going to feel like being in a rowing boat during a storm.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Nice shadow action :)
Reminds me of this, a bit...

(kitten/skateboard)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:01, archived)
# nice!
repost your castle, I always liked that
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Oooh, no, I couldn't possibly, what would people think, I'm not here to spam, ooh no...
no I couldn't possibly what would people think I'm not here to spam ooh no......what this one?

cf(lots)b
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:10, archived)
# yay!
nice one
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:11, archived)
# That is very cool.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Very nice
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Uncle Boonmee!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:08, archived)
# What about...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:24, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:25, archived)
# hehehehe!
nice!
I SAID NOOOOOOOO
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:28, archived)
# *gulp*
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Great.
Now I'm going to have nightmares about Terry Wogan in the Valley of the Sitdowns...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:04, archived)
# in the land of
DO AS YOUR TOLD!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Makes more sense now.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:55, archived)
# SDF?
I don't get it
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:56, archived)
# triple point weekend?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I only shop at LKJL ... it's well cheaper.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Hello Shambles!
I didn't realise you ventured out of... *ahem* QotW
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Morrisons
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Lets go shopping in the b3ta-mobile
apologies for size posting from my tablet with limited resizing abilities
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:45, archived)
# are RIS WOO having a laugh?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:02, archived)
# OOOO?
I don't get it
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:47, archived)
# It's like a super-goatse
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:08, archived)
# this is what you type in a text-based adventure game
after you try 'FUCK GANDALF' and it says 'I'm sorry, I don't understand that'.

asdfadfasdfadfsdafsdafsdfasdfadsfadfsad

'There's no need to be rude'
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:59, archived)
# bored of the rings?
or the boggit?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I thought this was the proper thing:
dsf adsfg afg fg
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:28, archived)
#

(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:59, archived)
# At the risk of posting something for every image you post...


(Totally isn't calling you a cunt)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:43, archived)
# hahaa
asdafjkl
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:59, archived)
#
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#
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# (O_o)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:36, archived)
# taken at Swansea Asda
probably
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:38, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:39, archived)
# is it the colour? You don't like the colour?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Those poor, poor pants D:
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:07, archived)
# O_o
Holy fuck...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:01, archived)
# I know
it makes me horny too
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Jeebus H. Krist...
...the things you see when you haven't got a gun!

I presume you've entered it in QOTW - it's a picture that's worth a thousand words and should be a winner.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:09, archived)
# for some reason i find this offensive
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 0:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:40, archived)
# asdfgasdfsrasdgffasd :)
I like the parent and child logo they've got... despite being in silhouette the child looks like an annoying little tyke
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:32, archived)
# can someone explain it to us old folk
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:33, archived)
# He's found your password
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Having just googled it
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asdfjkl%3B

I'm perplexed as I really don't rest my fingers there. I guess I'm doing it wrong
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:59, archived)
# You've got a lot of skills, Toasty
But touch-typing ain't one of them ;)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:04, archived)
# something like this?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:00, archived)
# The uplode coadz!
Someone call the Mods.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:38, archived)
# TOO LATE! TOO MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE HAVE SEEN THIS!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Even the parent-and-child sign has slightly obese figures
That must be a real Asda.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:39, archived)
# MOR ONS?
RIS
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:04, archived)
# this um err
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:14, archived)
# It was doing the rounds on FB today, 'Songs For Me Nan'
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Nee Naw Naan
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Personally I welcome out levitating wheat based overlords...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:48, archived)
# I saw this on twitter last Saturday
NEXT
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:50, archived)
# He will kill again.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Your picture is borked :(
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Are you adblocking photobucket?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Hmmm not that I know of
but this might explain why I can never see pics on photobucket when I image search link
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:52, archived)
# For fire fox
Tools
options
Content
load images automaticly/ exceptions
Select site and remove.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Thanks Tim :)
worked a treat once I rebooted ff
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Format and reinstall is the way forward! ;-)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:21, archived)
# who is Chris Maloney?
is he a friend of yours?
He has the eyes of a serial killer
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:39, archived)
# DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T WATCH X-FACTOR HAPPYTOAST
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:46, archived)
# ah, xfactorz that explains it
I can proudly say I've not seen a single minute of the show this year
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:46, archived)
# somewhere you can pimp your JL advert parody...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I have no idea how reddit works
I'm not going to sign up just to spam something, that way flaming lies
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:58, archived)
# send me a link, I'll post it
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:46, archived)
# ahahahahaa
ahahaha

also, hahahahaha
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:14, archived)
# I... I...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:42, archived)
# He really has an "Operation Yewtree" face
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Bless
" .....and this is how we Royals train the little fuckers ... haw haw "
Photobucket
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
#

(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:41, archived)
# he's so aloof that bloke
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:43, archived)
# hahahaha
Yes. Yes you are.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:48, archived)
# awkward!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Points finger.....
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:19, archived)
# snorf!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Guffaw!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 23:32, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:57, archived)
# haha that took me a while
then KAPOWW!! Comedy gold!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I remember climbing a massive radio mast with my mate and standing on the platform at the top when we were both of our tits on mushrooms..
And that's exactly how the people, cars and fields did look...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
*cleek*

fucking outloud laughter
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I don't understand why he is wearing a short sleeve shirt
and the other guy has a scarf and some sort of sweater on

is that part of the joke ?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:33, archived)
# All lies.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Quit hogging that boin- oh, I see now.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:41, archived)
# POW !!!
right in the kisser
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Thought I'd get in there first...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Need more AC/DC pun
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
# TOAG
Text on a ginger.:P
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Family tradition, isn't it?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Aargh another parasite on the way
also woo :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:50, archived)
# That's the next nine months of boring headlines sorted, then.
She's getting a belly. She's got a belly. Look at the dress that's covering the belly. Belly occupant might be boy. Could be girl, etc.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:54, archived)
# CHESTBURSTING MEGABABY IS ROYAL DOOMLIZARD
/Icke blog
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:56, archived)
# The sycophantic pandering to the royals makes me seethe
looks like I'll have to get my biased news coverage from Russia Today and Al Jazeera
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# It's a still born!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
The Guardian website is liveblogging it already!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
i actually can't tell if you've shopped his mouth or not...

:D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha, once again I get my news from b3ta....
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# I got mine from a b3tard on twitter.:P
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:03, archived)
# This is how we will hear of armagedon...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Yeap - like this.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:35, archived)
# it's how civilization will survive...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I think the only way I'll find out I'm dead
Is when I read it on /board.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:29, archived)
# It's a shame Valin has already claimed the top spot as most missed and most popular dead person on board :-)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:45, archived)
# The only consolation of that is
I think he knew how much we all loved him before he went.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:15, archived)
# :-) Nicely said :-)
I was thinking of putting an idea of a Valin tribute thread in the calendar for his B3ta day, which is inbetween 17 to 19 days from now, but can't figure out the exact day.


EDIT. TO PUT THIS IN THE CALENDAR I THINK A MINIMUM OF 20 YES VOTES

What do people think?

Valin tribute thread on his b3ta day

(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:34, archived)
# haha!
and once again b3ta is my source of breaking news.
i don't know much about this stuff, but isn't less than 12 weeks a bit early to announce it?

(edit - doesn't let me use the less than sign on here!)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:03, archived)
#
< does it
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:25, archived)
# l33t h4xX0r!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:34, archived)
# oo
my skills < yours
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:36, archived)
# She's not actually pregnant
The Royal Overseers have just scheduled the pregnancy.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Nicely sir! :)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:22, archived)
# *touches*
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:34, archived)
# That'll be 50p please.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:34, archived)
# You never said anything about 50p.
I want my touch back
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:35, archived)
# You can consolidate you touch into one easily manageable touch...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:40, archived)
# I'm not falling for that one again
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Pull my 'finger'.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:07, archived)
# A well deserved FP :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:48, archived)
# It does mean I get hung, drawn and quartered.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:50, archived)
# is that his actual face, or have you photoshopped it?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:27, archived)
# That's his genuine, overprivileged face.
The shit-eating grin should give it away.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Once again I get my news from b3ta
The next eight months are going to be sickening.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Told ya's!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Like father
Like son.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha
'grats on the FP
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:46, archived)
# some thalidomide will sort out the morning sickness.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:22, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Nicely!
Most woosome :)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 1:02, archived)
# hahahaha, very good
I made this Royal baby maker for the poke a few months ago - www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/12/03/royal-wedding-what-will-their-kids-look-like/
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Evenin' awl.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Needs more royal baby...
Evening!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I'm working on that.:P
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# heheheh
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Rob and the Krankie midget were in ACDC?
:D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:37, archived)
# and Camilla Parker Bowels it seems
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Did you only just find this out?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Everyone's been in that band at one time or another
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha highbrow lols
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Youre gonna need a bigger boat ;-)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:14, archived)
# definite influence on the poster idea I reckon now you mention it
*also bigger wanksock :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Haha, well done too, only just realized it's a sock with paper and a sofa :-)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I hope that's some paper behind it too, else his living room is lurid orange.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:29, archived)
# No such horrors in my house it's completely monotone :)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I hope the little figures are plastic
If they're not, his house is infested with borrowers...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:35, archived)
# *loves both hard and in the face*
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# i've got all 4 films
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Nice
Don't think I've seen 3 & 4
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:26, archived)
# you mean you've never seen assblasters?
go to your nearest cash converter right now! that's where i got mine from!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Not typing assblasters into google at work,
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# not after last time, eh?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Ooh the full movies on youtube :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# i insiast you watch them asap
right, time to go home.
*scarpers*
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:45, archived)
# awe....
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Ace film
And excellently done!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Indeed and
thank you kindly :)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Superb!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Ta Mr Captain Sir
:)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:58, archived)
# excellent!

(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha
brilliant :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:52, archived)
# sock monster
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Darn right!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:31, archived)
# i like this
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:05, archived)
# cheers micto
I partically enjoyed your rodent toothed lady earlier :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)
# this is how much blanket i've actually knitted and sewn together. it's gonna be BIG.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# It would need to be..
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:47, archived)
# it will overhang a super king-sized bed all the way around
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Well the image is only 213px wide and the actual blanket doesn't even take it all up!
Doesn't look that big to me.

Fair play, though, your stitches are tiny!

/wilfully missing point blog

EDIT and also I thought for a while that it was my computer failing to load that image properly. Doh!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:47, archived)
# :D
i'm jumping up and down doing stuff, so no time to do anything really to the pic
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:50, archived)
# haha
me too
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Looking good!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:48, archived)
# ta :)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Finish it in white - it'll be quicker
:D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:49, archived)
# nah, i have to use brown cotton to sew the white together
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# You're gonna need a bigger bed :-)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:05, archived)
# gonna sell this one
smashy needs cash
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:08, archived)
# If you're going retail...
Make quilt covers out of little square patches of fabric, loads quicker, and simply scale the squares for matching sofa throws, cusion covers and curtains :-)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:13, archived)
# i can't
i have terrible trouble cutting in a straight line, or even marking material out properly :(
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Cocain that goes round corners!
Dream of the day you'll be able to afford pre-cut squares ;-)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# ah, just imagine.....
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:24, archived)
# \:D/
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:27, archived)
# nice
keep going!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:28, archived)
# i'm nearly out of wool
need to find some money to go into town and get the 6 balls of green i need for the goomba shoe he's sittin in
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Top work.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Pfft...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:21, archived)
# the borg queen's really let herself go
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Sweet!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Ooh nicely done Cap'n :)
WOO
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:47, archived)
# its a play on words...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:20, archived)
# probly should have used this source image
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:22, archived)
# hahahaha
we all parseFloat(down here) . Oh can I do a cheeky pea?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:25, archived)
# must admit, i preferred him in the mighty boosh
he looks rather suave as saboo
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Ha-ha!
A fan of tiny biscuits. You are full of surprises.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:25, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# pop a pea in here :D

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:19, archived)
# The Mankini of Steel!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:22, archived)
# SuperSling
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:44, archived)
# My moustache still tastes of your testes!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:23, archived)
# 0_o
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:43, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
HE'S WEARING A KRYPTONITE MANKINI!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# MAN DOWN!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# an "edgy" superman?!
what is this balls?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I don't know...the world's gone crazy.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
# o__o
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Make it flow!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Shuriken!
And *click* top shop sir ;)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Cheers, Ninj.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Yeah! :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Afternoon, Drim.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Hello sir.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:06, archived)
# excellent
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Thanks, man.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:56, archived)
# you should get a job doing proper posters :)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Mwah!
x.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:55, archived)
# for the sequel
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:02, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:02, archived)
# i do like this
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Merci, Smash.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:03, archived)
# I don't know anything about startrekwar weestation things
but it sure does look purdy :)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:58, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Flowtastic!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Oh I like that! Woo!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha
this is fantastic.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:06, archived)
# !
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Prodge is looking well for his age.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Minion!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:33, archived)
# 3 pubes 100% M etc
:)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:01, archived)
# huh?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Haha, ;-)
(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:07, archived)
# It all looked so nice from a distance.
But up close, life just wasn't what he had been told.

(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:48, archived)

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