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# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:51, archived)
# And the ill-fated 4 circle venn.. that didn't quite work:
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Nono
it's perfect

- in a perfect universe, these people should have striven to make this Venn diagram true
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:03, archived)
# aw Fuck I'm right upset now :(

(waxdart hello., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 2:03, archived)
# just a quick observation

(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:39, archived)
# "from" or simply "off" not fucking "off of"
also, who's the puppet on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:42, archived)
# How about
"Snap, Crackle and Pop from off of the Rice Krispies box"?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Or take a deep breath and put your feet up Toasty.
Language changes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:44, archived)
# I understand language streamlining, but not putting in extra pointless bits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Have a read of a book by Guy Deutscher, although I forget its name
As part of a protracted explanation of how case structures and vocabulary grows in languages, he points out that "Aujourd'ui" is now used so commonly that many French are using "Au jour d'aujiord'ui" which translates as "On the day of the day of today". His point is that when the language gets worn down enough, users feel the need to emphasise certain traits. So where originally "hui" meant "today", by the Middle Ages it was used so frequently in the sense "these days" that the need was to emphasise "today", hence "au jour d'ui". Now that "aujourd'ui" is used so frequently to mean "at the present time" or "these days", speakers are introducing "au jour d'aujourd'ui" to denote "today". In a few hundred years time, expect "au jour d'aujourd'dauhourd'ui".

He then points out that English speakers shouldn't look so smug because the word "upon" means something like "on top of the thing above the on top".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:49, archived)
# I've heard it in speech MANY times, but never seen it in text. Quite fascinating.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Am I right in thinking it was
Lee and Herring who started the "off of" thing?

(ie doing it deliberately)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:46, archived)
# fist
of fun, iirc
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:49, archived)
# yep, with Chris Moyles too
www.fistoffun.net/pressarticles/1998-12-00-capital_radio_interview.htm

CHRIS: Hello, this is Capital FM. It's the Late Bit, I'm Chris Moyles. Lee and Herring are here.
STEW: (stupid voice) HELLO!
CHRIS: They're from TV's Fist of Fun.
STEW: That's right.
CHRIS: Coz it says here on the flier, " Lee and Herring OFF OF TV's Fist of Fun" I don't understand what that is.
STEW: We're OFF OF it.
CHRIS: OFF OF?
STEW: Yeah, OFF OF TV's Fist of Fun.
CHRIS: Well, that's not grammatically correct, though.
STEW: It is.
RICH: It's the sort of thing your Gran would say. "It's him off of the telly!"
CHRIS: Lee and Herring OFF OF TV's Fist of Fun.
STEW: That's right! (they giggle) It's irritating, isn't it?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:50, archived)
# sorry toasty
I will flagellate myself appropriately for my crimes against the Toast's English.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I can't help it, people talking like they're on The Only Way is Essex brings me out in a rash
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
# It's fine, just genuflect before the Toasty alter and all shall be forgiven.
(I love the word genuflect)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
# It stuck in my head when someone mentioned it features in a David Hasselhoff song :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:59, archived)
# I've seen it used in Viz quite a bit
It's supposed to poke fun at the uneducated proles.

"Isn't that Jimmy Hill off of that there television?"
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Are they by any chance related?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:09, archived)
#
He looks more like sloth from the goonies
(AnthT, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:38, archived)
# ^this
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A8F6Su1CEAAdFU7.jpg
(herman:D, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:59, archived)
# ahaha yeeeaaahhhh :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Also Mika Hakkinen
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:23, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT EUROPE WON'T LET US / WILL FORCE US TO DO.
Love, UKIP xxxxxxx



Also Sandy Bedford won Eurovision in 1963
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!

(I don't get it)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:22, archived)
# regional dialect pronunciation
and the fact we can't brew methanol-based piss in an industrial estate in Catford and label it 'Champagne'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:24, archived)
# You could label it 'Cambridge' though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I live near there
it's rubbish and I don't want to be here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Sandy Bedford or't NORTH?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:29, archived)
# A421
in a layby
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:31, archived)
# A toast lived in a layby near the A421
A layby with toast in and he wasn't roastin'
In fact he was freezing, "How chilly I am!
Winter in a layby near the A421 :("
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Liek dis if u cry evrytiem :'c
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:42, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:10, archived)
# {:'-(
You had the word chilly and didn't rhyme it with willy, a missed opportunity on B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:09, archived)
# 5 points for correct t placement.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Hang on.
The apostrophe denotes the missing letters in The, surely? so t' not 't?

/pendant.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:34, archived)
# It's our broken dialect, we'll punctuate it however we like you great southern pansy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:37, archived)
# See also: Shan't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:38, archived)
# won't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:44, archived)
# couldn't if you wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:46, archived)
# C'u'nt.
Sorry, "Couldn't"
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Technic'ly the t ends up ont end oft previous word, like.
Not ont start of t'following.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I am a dirty Midlander so neither of the one ort<gap>other
Fucking medium soft as shite yet not quite as poofy as the Londoners.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Aye, and God fucking bless us Midlanders, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Amen, bro
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Jebus.
No one in Yorkshire says 't'. It's unspoken, yet understood. Everyone here understands the missing t, they don't have to say it or articulate it, it just is. Putting a 't' in front of a word to describe northerners is a lazy southernism. Sorry I don't know the correct grammatical term for this, but we do not say the t. It is not spoken, but understood.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:00, archived)
# It's t'lazy t'southerners t'lazy t'southernisms
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:07, archived)
# BISCUIT!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:34, archived)
# i come from a town near
Sandy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:38, archived)
# RIP
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Hahah, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:06, archived)
# most splendid
as usual.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:20, archived)
# How sweet
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:05, archived)
# very true
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Nice one - click :)
(EricTViking, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:36, archived)
# perfect
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Yet again I find out the news on here
Clicky
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:00, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:33, archived)
# very
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:19, archived)
# So who's going to fund this?
It must become reality.
(Billybobgeorgebob, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:57, archived)
# ha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Fan
Tastic
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:08, archived)
# This is superb
(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Good evening.
It's a local story. To me.

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Pfft, I was all sorts of ris for a moment there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:41, archived)
# ahahaha
i stared at that for over a minute before i got it :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Pfffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:22, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:30, archived)
# ^all of the above
fuck
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:47, archived)
# fucking fuck
2 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Boris wants to play
cross-eyed 3D
sorry for all the bytes
(Hugh Jasperson Does this name make my butt look big?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Aces, although until I zoomed out my eyes nearly broke trying to focus
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Belated happty candles
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:38, archived)
# instead of posting a huge migraine inducing animation that you feel the need to apologise for
you could simply post a thumbnail and a link to the big version
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:32, archived)
# surely, if you have mod powers you could make it a link
and not post a sarcastic reply
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I could
but I would rather the original poster did.
And is that sarcasm that I typed? I thought it was a suggestion.
It all blurs in to one round here.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:39, archived)
# but you've left the massive animation there
to eat up people's bandwidth

nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:29, archived)
# as I said, I was hoping the original poster would deal with it
changing things straight away makes people think I'm some kind of file size nazi.
Sadly not changing things fast enough annoys you it seems.

But it's the only gif on the page, you could fit the mainboard on a floppy today ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:43, archived)
# filesize nazism is what mods are for
and pretty much nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I mainly correct broken links, remove spam and FP peoples images
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I take it you weren't the mod who FP'd Micto's 1.08 mb gif then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:40, archived)
# but now it's cached
so why worry?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:59, archived)
# I can never get these to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I have no problem with the old stereogram/magic eye things, but these don't work for me either
plus the crap netbook I'm on is incapable of playing the animation, loads 2 frames and freezes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:36, archived)
# I could never get those to work either. Damn my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10893453
(herman:D, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Nice spider:)
(herman:D, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:47, archived)
# What do you use for your animations?
They always look ace
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Photoshop CS3
thanks :)
(herman:D, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:32, archived)
# that is amazing!
it is fine at this size, it needs to be so :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:55, archived)
# nice
Works fine but I think the 3d effect is a little too faint. That probably has got something to do with the positioning of the spider.
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:23, archived)
# lully
but boris can play with underside of my shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Works great for me.
The size helps it feel creepy even though I love spiders.

I've always been able to see this kind of stereo image and have no idea what's wrong with the brains behind the "Magic Eye" thing.

Have a click.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:00, archived)
# good job
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:04, archived)
# play
stigma - paint it black, in the back ground
with this on your screen.. seems to fit
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:32, archived)
# I fucking love this
It's pretty amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:37, archived)
# All I need now is an assistant*


'king huge

*an evil-minded, dim-witted assistant
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:04, archived)
# *volunteers*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Yay!
You'll get 5 Jaffa Cakes* AND 37p per hour...


...plus as much evil as you can handle.

* may only be a sniff of the empty packet
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Well, that's more than I'm getting paid at the moment.
I'll take it!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:30, archived)
# OK. Just a couple of questions...
a) On a scale of 0 to 10 how evil are you*
b) How many Jaffa Cakes can you put in your mouth without chewing**

*hint: spinal tap
** hint: any number over 2 will suffice
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:53, archived)
# i'm a jaffa silver medalist!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Did someone call?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:11, archived)
# *checks messages*
Yes!
You too?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)
# *Volunteers*
*puts apple on head*








*awaits fate, smiling dim-wittedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:47, archived)
# *fires*
*misses*
Fuck it! Was that an important landmark?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:55, archived)
# RiP


Click for bigger (86 kb)
(herman:D, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:03, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:04, archived)
#
Daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:10, archived)
# i was waiting for the dreamworks logo to appear! lol.
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Hallmark are missing out not giving me a job.


I'm having a bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:05, archived)
# You missed the penguin :D
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Reload and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Santa
appears to have fallen and spilt his vintage port?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# That's one of my good days.
I think we really ought to think about starting a b3ta city. Just think of how nice it would be. No fake holidays. Something, something, something, I am still waking up over here.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# B3ta City, where there is no departures lounge.
Just a direct train to Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Where it's acceptable to say "A good Santa is a dead Santa."
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:52, archived)
# With the spray on that thing
I can only assume it was a case of goodwill to all sweary penguins...(that's SWEARY not SWEATY).
GET YOUR SHOES OFF THE SOFA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:50, archived)
# My sofa
My shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:54, archived)
# At ease, Soldier!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:01, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:51, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Well,
I'm nothing if not polite.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 2:49, archived)
# Something like this was bound to happen :)
*puckers*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:57, archived)
# ...Forever Moore

lol ukip www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU-bX5ywwfM&noredirect=1
(1.618..., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:55, archived)
# not another dead confirmed bachelor.
/awaits inevitable allegations
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:14, archived)
# He openly supported UKIP.
Can't be much worse to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Oh wow
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:25, archived)
# fabulous punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Once moore I get my news from B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Merry day of candlenessmasses Mr Boris
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Thank'ee kindly
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:10, archived)
# C..C..C..Candles!!! Love from Jaded Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Woo not seen this one before
clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Aw
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Like?
I love this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Nicely
(herman:D, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Ta kindly
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Happyb3taday
(herman:D, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:46, archived)
# .


Bonus accompaniment whack it on full screen and crank up the volume...



(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:22, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Beautiful
*cries a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Well hello there
Anyone know how to resurrect a b3ta account if you no longer have access to the email address you originally signed up with?
(WATL GT RD F THS FCKNG VWLS, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:36, archived)
# hello, first post in 6 years? top lurking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:37, archived)
# ITSA ME,
MARIO WE ARE THE LEMON

edit: I went and forgot how to log in to my proper account, so here I am on the reserve
(WATL GT RD F THS FCKNG VWLS, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:38, archived)
# no idea other than mailing cr3 and asking if he can do stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Or Manolith maybe, he seems to be around more than cr3.
Although I'm not sure of the pecking order.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# yeah, tell him there's a dog's bumhole in it for him.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Bung Rob a Gaz
Surely he could reset it to an new address?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I thought about it, but then I was like - If I was Rob I would not want to have to deal with this bullshit.
(WATL GT RD F THS FCKNG VWLS, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:56, archived)
# If I was rob I would cut my fingers off to remove the temptation.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:50, archived)
# ^ this will work
well, it did for me when i forgot how to login...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Hello there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:55, archived)
# *sadglees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:45, archived)
# R.I.P.
(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Didn't see it on links but I thought I'd pop the B3ta Patrick Moore interview.
here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I'm so sad he died, he was ace.
But even without a telescope, I saw that coming....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:05, archived)
# those three teenage boys are so gonna to get caught
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:20, archived)
# A series I'm doing for a FB group.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Needs more Moore
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Well there is the mouse over.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:06, archived)
# So there is! nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:07, archived)
# *touches nicely*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:47, archived)
# D:

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:27, archived)
# oh, no!
B3ta news= sad news
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# everyone from my childhood is dead or a suspected sex criminal, or both
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:42, archived)
# twit this pleeze
then i wont feel like such a cnut when i nick it. cheez.
(bumbandido mildly flaming, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:12, archived)
# that's fine, nick away
*looks*
oh, you have
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:51, archived)
# farewell gamesmaster
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Bon Voyage Mr Moore

News
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:18, archived)
# A shame he's gone
You've captured him just right in this.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Yes ! I like the bazooka
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:24, archived)
# has he been abducted by aliens ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:23, archived)
# we can but hope
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:25, archived)
# b3ta news strikes again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:23, archived)
# it's the only news worth watching
except for that station that has the topless ladies

so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:25, archived)
# that has news?
Here's Pat dealing with a crack caller

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMOl_Jh8O_E
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:28, archived)
# *crank
a crack caller is something different
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# :(
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Just heard on thd radio so had to come here to see if it was true. Sad news.
Reading this on my phone and read 'news' as ' nsfw'. For a second I was worried that you'd done a sexy version.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:28, archived)
# No one famous is officially dead until the tributes start on b3ta.
I literally just heard this on the radio too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:32, archived)
# What a loss.
Extremely sad. Lets keep fingers crossed for a Patrick Moore tribute compo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:34, archived)
# was just suggesting one
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1803819
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# *liked*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:41, archived)
# *clicks like a loon and a boobie*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Aww what? Very sad news indeed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:39, archived)
# nice to see this
not nice that the circumstances warranted it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:40, archived)
# :'(
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Feel strangely mournful...
Have fun out there, Sir Patrick....

Great scribblings, HappyToast..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Sad news :(
Any mention of Patrick Moore still just makes me think of this: www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/patrick+moore/
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:45, archived)
# :(
RIP
(herman:D, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Nice
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Great portrait.
Tonight I will celebrate the life of a wonderful man with a big glass of something strong.
Farewell Patrick :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Very sad about this
No more Mr Night Sky.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:35, archived)
# A friend of mine
Has in his treasured possession a letter from him typed on his famous and very ancient typewriter. Apparently he wrote all his books and correspondence on it ( No computer for Sir Patrick! ). It was obviously very worn. He must have given his publishers nightmares when trying to decipher it, the individual letters look more like notes on a musical score than a block of text, its all up and down.
(Mackeson_drinker, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Wonderful tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Very nicely done there!
This ought to FP'd as a mark of respect to a true gentleman of the media. Let's face it there aren't many of them left now what with all the pranktards.
(EricTViking, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Lovely and a sad loss
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:40, archived)
# It's only a laugh, no 'arm done
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] off ! mind if I park this here


I thought it was worth another airing
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:11, archived)
# LOL
(H4X0r falsified timestamp on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 6:00, archived)
# This is wrong! To Hull you sick man :(
www.b3ta.com/board/10893302
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I expected a pack of throat-soothing lozenges.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:28, archived)
# to be made raunchy
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Exactly.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:51, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:48, archived)
# 'ningles. I was not amused!


EDIT: File size fail fixed.
Hello old person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:32, archived)
# nice of them to provide a tape measure
maybe it expands in water ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I'm still unsure as to whether it was a low brownie or some sort of cookie.
I may be blowing the whole thing out of proportion and they'll be there every morning for the next two weeks and all I have to do is collect the whole biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Approx 22mm of fun......
Thats what I tell my wife all the time !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Yeah she told me.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:01, archived)
# yes, i also like the free tape measure ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Naaa I just have one stuck to my camera lens.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:21, archived)
# that's also useful :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Especially for sexah pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:34, archived)
# tape it to your face and pretend to be hitler
geez some people are never satisfied
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Damn fine idea!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Perhaps they are going to do a Starbucks
and pay some tax, so are cutting back a little?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Grrr. Starbucks and their like!
I'm trying to run a café and a Pret have opened up next door. Et tu loyal customers. They'll happily pay £4-£5 for a coffee and croissant as it is a chain and not save £2 getting it from us.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Nah, they're paying £5 cos they want to be the sort of twat that pays £5 at Pret
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:45, archived)
# I get people who come in all indignant as I won't let them sit here and eat as there's no seats left in Pret, where they got their food from.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Charge them 'corkage style'
2. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:42, archived)
# How outrageous, free stuff is slightly small. Quick tell the internet with a massive jpg
further promoting the free give away Tesco are doing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:49, archived)
# to be fair, only about 6 people will have seen this
and 5 of those were looking for nudie pictures of Bea Arthur
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Yeah, where are they?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# the nudie pictures or...
... the other 3 people (besides you and me) looking for Bea Arthur?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Well, both
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Well I have to have something to go with my football helmet full of cottage cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Ooop. Sorry orginally popped it of FB. Filesize fail
All corrected.
EDIT: plus that's not so much of a free give away as a huge waste of packaging and a handy addition to any biscuit based mosaic work you may be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:00, archived)
# probably not too great as a promo =))
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Or a porno.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:07, archived)
# is that an eighth of draw?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:53, archived)
# yeah yeah, overdone, i know. so what :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Fractal teeth perversions.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 2:10, archived)
# I note that it has been just over a year of these. They still make me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 2:17, archived)
# fresh and tasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 3:13, archived)
# no reason






(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 4:15, archived)
# Reason is a dirty and ugly word. It must die like the dick it is.
Kill it, kill it with fire, malt and D&B.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 4:56, archived)
# blip blip rhythm time!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 5:32, archived)
# i have no choice
i will die someday
my only wish is that you can all watch.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 4:30, archived)
# If this is spam for some pay-per-view snuff
I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 4:37, archived)
# I should think that your worth to us would inspire us to help, not just to watch.
Someday, not during snake-porn season, of course. Can't miss an episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 4:58, archived)
# did I miss your tribute thread?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Kinda looks like Punch from Punch and Judy.
Have you heard of Punch and Judy, Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 4:38, archived)
# DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE ABOUT PUNCH AND JUDY, PEDRO?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 4:38, archived)
# WELL WHAT ABOUT FALL FASHONS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 5:21, archived)
# Does that one have a punchline?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:01, archived)
# I think Pedro's dumped you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:25, archived)
# no, i was just asleap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Armed to the teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 6:56, archived)

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