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# I have a bit of trepidation about sharing this as I was worried it might be spam...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)
#

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# In other news, I'm having a Chicken Katsu curry for lunch, what about you?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# mouth sick as i think about tomorrows exam
*humph*
*swallows*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)
# : (
bummer, man..
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# what else would I bum?
=D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
# as a healthcare practitioner, you must know that that is inappropriate nutritional preparation
I recommend a Jaffa cake or 60
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# I still can't look a jaffa in the eye after flowerpots challenge....
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# i had that for dinner on saturday. LUUUSH!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# now you've posted 11 things on the links board already according to your profile stats,
so you really should know better than this.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# About porn or spam?
I'm more than happy to delete this but I like to share the stuff I make with people :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# the links board is the place to post videos you have made (or found),
there is an "I made this" button to press, too.

Don't delete your post, though, people get upset about that.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# your wife is on drums right?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# not even a little porn?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
#
***NSFW***here***NSFW***


***Now Suitable For Wanking
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BREASTSPIDERS PEDRO
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# ARACHNID TIT WANK FEVER
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
# I never knew you had such nice eyes, Barry.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Is that Rebecca?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)
# No idea.
Randomly sourced gif from the internet is randomly sourced. From the internet.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)
# I think it might be spam
After deleting it, get a haircut hippy.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
#
I guess you're right, it's not quite the same tone as the things other people shere - I'll delete in about ten minutes. You have my apologies
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
# No, you're alright
just taking the piss
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:44, archived)
# don't delete it
the Mods will come and burn your house down...
yes, they know where you live...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# DELETE! DELETE! WE LOVE DELETE!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
# delete it then..
I dares ya
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)
# My buttons they bleed.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)
# AAAAARGH, I'M SO CONFUSES


...I JUST WANNA TRIFORCE :'(
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:16, archived)
# This thread really is failtastic
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# You just my internet
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Once a thread has been established deleting is more likely to get you shouted at
than almost any other misdemeanor.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)
# post stuff like this on /links
and I kinda liked it..
[edit]the drummer needs tae back off on the hats/cymbals :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
#
Thanks for the advice!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Dude, you goin' down.
You goin' down to China Town.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Girl Hair LOLz
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# I like that your bassist is called Ross Crime
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Tulips!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
# I do not know which you are, but the bass and drums are okay, but the vocals are too weak
you need someone to mix that too, the drums drown everything out around the 1:20 mark and the sound is terrible there.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)
# I'm singing,
Yeah, it was a spur-of-the-moment live recording. 1:20 was actually a bit of a blessing in disguise really as I actually finished verse 3 with the end of verse 4 by accident!

We had some PA trouble that day, I think I was told the tweeter was blown.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Now I feel bad.
The solo you do is fine, the bass is surprisingly consistent, the drums are fine, but you need someone to mix the vocals in better.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Nono, it's good!
Thanks for the feedback - we need a mix full stop really, we're preparing to go back into the studio but this was really an experiment to see what would happen if we just went through the mic in a 5D - I was pretty impressed it wasn't peaking to buggery!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# If you want to hear a better mix we have some actual studio and live recordings...
But I don't want to blow up the internetz so I won't put the link here.

...Or maybe that damage has already been done DX
[edit]: Removed stupidly sized gif
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)
# 3.34MB?
You're really trying to upset somebody today.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Wow, I'm being preetty dumb today
I've optimised my previous gif back and removed the huge one
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Don't worry.
There are some b3tans who have limited bandwidth, personally I couldn't give a toss.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Still, I appreciate there are certain standards that people like to adhere to
Where would the web be without standards?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Give me the link.
gaz if necessary
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyway...

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# It posts a picture of its breakfast or it gets the hose again...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# I like this
or at least it scares me
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Fuck!
Now put a face on the front page.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Well..
I'll never think about the site the same way again.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:21, archived)
# MUTLINGS!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# PEDO MOUSTACHE ALERT
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Not sure about this
But I think you might have posted on the wrong board
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Where are these barbers' that give you half a haircut?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 23:29, archived)
# It's not the Barbers
it's just that I can't afford a full haircut, so every time I come back it's always half done
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Paint? LOL!!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)
# one day...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)
# oh god i would buy this.
I can't cut in for shit.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)
# 100's of metres of masking tape ftw
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)
# it just rips the paint off of what its stuck too!!
*weeps*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Expensive low tack masking tape
or what I do is stick lengths on jeans I'm wearing to remove most of the adhesion of cheap tape first :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)
#









Genius!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)
# I have watched a lot of home "improvement" shows in the past seven months
and according to them unless you paint your walls magnolia or white you might as well smear shit on them.

Edit: Most rude! Woo and good 'noon!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Hai lully!!
\O/
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)
# The bitch is back!
And avoiding work like a plague ridden pit you really should dig up and deal with but don't know where to start.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
# time comsuming,
But cheaper..
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# The cost of buying a house, let alone the cost of the house itself, you need to make certain economies
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# *gets the curries in*
Boom-bam.

*gets triple quilted toilet paper too*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# can i use this as an excuse for a dirty protest?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Yep
and blame that Phil fella from Location x 3
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# magnolia gives me rage
white ftw then use lighting to add different moods/tones :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)
# ^this
I've had many years of magnolia due to money constraints.
Never again!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:19, archived)
# yeah everything's shades of beige and cream again,
this room's white but it suits it, we're just about to paint the bedroom bright orange.

Trying to get nice coloured curtains is next to impossible, as well. Unless you want brown curtains. It's the state of the economy that does it, I read an article about this years ago. When times are hard, subdued earthy colours are in fashion. When things pick up, the bright colours come back in.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:22, archived)
# *puts muliticoloured braces in a box*
*buries*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Yes, let's install pure white wool carpets,
do some hideous neon-gothic Lawrence Llywowen-Bellend special feature wall,
then put the place on the rental market for some poor desperate bastard to live in...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Adobe Lightroom
finally a doable task for it
: )
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Hallo Ninjarella!
How's you?
:D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Ok ta matey, you?
:D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha, great Ninj. Happy 2013! My first New year post and click! (nice door handle btw, Hobbit?)

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:12, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Hai Q! Happy New Year sir and ta :)
Nah just a Google handle :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Shuriken!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Hai Cap'n!!
:D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] 45 minutes in a queue for this!!!!!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)
# What a handy* guide
*not at all handy 'cos you now have to actually go down to B3ta** to check the size rather than stick a name*** on it and post it!

**Post Office
***Stamp

Woo!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)
# 800x400
when did that one become law?..just read the small print, gotcha!

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)
# More importantly,
since when was 800 smaller than 400?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# That's great.
:D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
# 45 minutes?
That's nothing to moan about.
That's quite quick...
=D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# most confusing click for bigger ever
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# velly solly
; )
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Might just roast this pea in here if I may.
Since it's compo-able and far more than 800px high.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:12, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:12, archived)
# This means something.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I need one of those boxes so I can put it on my own head so my colleague can't bother me

Good 'noon!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
# *buys*
*puts over own head*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# The last image needs a second box, surely?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# It's all just too complicated for me to understand....
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)
# boxes for everyone!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)
# for cunts who want to bitch behind your back without the stress of being pulled up for it
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)
#
up off
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Well, yes, and for just getting rid of the tedious teenage ankle-biters as well.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)
# oh, do fuck off.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# To be fair, she looks a lot better with a box over her head
: )
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahahah
Hai Moleypoo! :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Coo-ee!
:D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)
# *Waves*
:)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# how terribly early-noughties
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# This is the height of fashion in Norfolk....
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
Classic Moley
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# BA DA da da, da da daaaa, daaaAAaaaa da de da da.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# No Mr. Kipling, I expect you to PIIIEEEE
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:25, archived)
# My dear, uncooperative Domino...
...'s pizza-pie
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Also 'Live and Let Pie'
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
WOO!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Indeed. And also,
"The Pie Who Loved Me"...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Just when I thought Daniel Craig couldn't be any yummier...
Daniel Craig covered in pie!

Most woo!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# and bond,
SPLAT!
Don't ever break into my house again....
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# That would be awesome.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# mm, royal battenburg
North of the caspian
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] What is it with the breakfasts?


Hello b3ta people. Been a while. I trust you've all been good boys and girls.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# black pudding ftw!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Black pudding's black today mother.
Even the white bits are black.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# damn straight.
We'll have no honky pudding round here.

And don't call me mother...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
# ECKY THUMP
now i hunger for puddin'
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:50, archived)
# there seems to be a lack of toasts or fried bread
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Guaranteed to inject a bit of life into an online discussion - the composition of the Full English.
I did have a pic which included the fried slice, but that had no bacons, which to my mind is the greater omission by far.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# indeed
bacon is a staple.

i love fried bread, with a slosh of vinegar over it.

also beans? mushrooms? discuss.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# /\ very much this
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# One of my favourite gags
What does a man with a two foot cock have for breakfast?
This morning my fella had cereal.

Did you post a picture of a delicious fry up at lunchtime deliberately?! You're mean!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Purely accidental, but yes, now I want one as well.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# I am staying in a hotel on the night of the 17th
One the 18th the all you can eat breakfast had better be ready for me!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# I hope the breakfast gods spare you the fate of the "all-dried-out-after-hours-under-the-hotlamp" crashing disappointment.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# hell havth no fury like a hungry b3tan
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)
# that's quite a tall chicken.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Mmmmmm.... bacon.....
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Mmmm. Is it just me, or can anyone else see the angry clown??
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Haha jesus!
A fertile imagination there.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Green ham and eggs? Do wot, Jon?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy New Year, Happy New Image Challenge
Happy New Image Challenge
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:28, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:32, archived)
# The copyrights must have expired by now.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# I think the joke has
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)
# All property is theft, Vyvyan!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)
# fine
lets see what's in your girly purse then
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:54, archived)
# surprised Ben Elton and the others haven't cashed in on ressurecting this...The Old Ones
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
# I'm waiting for Christopher Ryan to somehow claim creative rights to it and adapt it for the stage
and then fill it with references to gasmen and give Tony Robinson a bit part
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# The money's in the kitty
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Chill out Stalin
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:11, archived)
# pffft!
I'm waiting for a train to take me to London for an exam I've barely revised for =(
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Don't worry
I don't think revision is necessary for a rectal exam.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
# I LEFT THE LUBE AT HOME!!!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Then may God have mercy on your hole!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# *takes it like a man*
I won't give the bastards the satisfaction of crying...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Inspired =)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] liek dis if u cry evrtim
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:41, archived)
# LOL XXXXX
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:43, archived)
# :'( ill txt u bbe xxx
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Hekim updated his face to :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)
# haha
I never understood that whole "I don't want to talk about it" response. You just posted it on your facebook.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:59, archived)
# i get annoyed with people who post "oh, FFS!" or ":("
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:04, archived)
# This is the worst day ever, FML :'(
but I won't reply to any of your comments, so eventually you'll stop giving me attention, and then I'll get even more annoying
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:08, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:10, archived)
# deactivating is quite liberating.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Cool, you call it that too?
Man, us serial killers really do think alike
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Me neither
I'm guessing they'd rather have people falling over themselves to ask whats ok, than just say what it is and have it over and done with.

im so pissed off right now!
U OK HUN
I dont wanna talk bout it
K inbxx me tho bbz
will du bayb cach up wiv a bottle of wine
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:06, archived)
# lol, she gone. 4eva in r harts
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:08, archived)
# wiv da anglez now. Jade is makin her and baybe p soup.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:13, archived)
# her and baybe p soup
jade had turned into a cannibalistic monster.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Hahah - ace
Instead of a 999 call, the injured lass would just post an ambiguous attention seeking status like "F****NG PIST OF!!!!!"
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# smack in the face book
now that's something I'd sign up for
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:28, archived)
# I invented that
some years ago:
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# hah :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:42, archived)
#

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)
# ZOG?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# What the fuck happened to
b3ta?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:59, archived)
# R.I.P b3ta :(
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
# scroll down
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)
#
mod edit
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Do a lot of people have me on ignore
and I am not seeing those threads any more?

Or is the board completely befeft of life?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)
# log out
and see if it looks any different, it's just quieter than the glory days
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:31, archived)
# i don't know. I have never done the whole ignore thing, The mystery of ignore 2.0 might have caused a few folks to give up
I also think these factors play a role
1) if one's regular audience is gone, one won't post
1a) if i don't see people post, I'm not inspired (1 and 1a feed each other)
2) freebase
3) moggy (not the person, but the drama surrounding its being here.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:35, archived)
# they moved my desk so every cunt can now see my screen.
no photoshoping crap when there is work to be done from me anymore :(
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:44, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:13, archived)
# I don't know, Manley.
Will this jumpstart us.

(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
# PARSNIPS!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Sexeh Parsnips
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:24, archived)
# I remember the big parsnip thread of 2011


Good times
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:31, archived)
# I endorse this message.
.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)
# all the attention seekers left
well, almost all of them
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)
# we're just on lurk mode
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:21, archived)
# unless you contribute there's nothing to lurk on
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
# I only get on via my phone a lot of the time :(
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:24, archived)
# There is no point without the attention seekers.
I heard a lot of Moggy noises - did everyone just tire of him?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)
# not me
I mean I wasn't interested in the pictures but damn those threads were funny. Lots of impotent rage.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:36, archived)
# she's still about
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Probably dunbin but I'll post it anyway
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# I thought I posted this in a new thread
ah well
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Well, it is nice.
Well done.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:34, archived)
# soz


Mind you mine wasn't the first, either.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Yeah I suspected as much
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
# I don't know I've been borking my brain last 2 days trying to animate smoke being blown
but it's normally b3ta user Atomic - he always kills it
:D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
# no doubt
you'll do a fantastic job of the smoke.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:24, archived)
# I wish I had your faith
I have failed at every attempt so far, chain smoked 2 days solid and even started to dream about it and the pics not even bloody funny :'(
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)
# we fought until we all died.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)
# IN THE
FACE!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:31, archived)
# also, i think the apocalypse killed all of the funny people in the world
i just watched Saturday Night Live this past weekend. After seeing that, my suspicions might be truth.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:39, archived)
# I'm not dead and I have an honorary PhD in Comedy.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:54, archived)
# it's running of a 486 DX2 powered server.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:05, archived)
# I heard it was run on a commodore 64
or was that /talk
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# I suspect the squirrels.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)
# /Links has a bit of life in it
But even that is quieter than it was. I fear that some B3tans have ventured into..... the real world. Sad days.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:13, archived)
# ah, yes, that 'real world' -- some of my friends who have braved it are calling it 'meatspace'
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:27, archived)
# Awww... Didn't get many replies to original post so felt the need to throw a paddy in a new thread.
Excuse me while I just go and cry you a river.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
# I think that this image is worth a new thread and
I rather felt that I needed to explain myself - I do not like to post 2 images back-to-back, but a man can only wait so long.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# this
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Mustapha bin Dun?

Goonies do not forgive
Goonies do not forget
Goonies never say die
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:34, archived)
# Guys?
Guys?

No?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)
# ris?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# Really?
Have we come to this?

You have seen The Goonies, right?
You know who Guy Fawkes is?
You have heard of Anonymous?
You have seen V for Vendetta?

:(
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:29, archived)
# ahhh
sorry, blame Anonymous, that was the connection I was trying to make
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:32, archived)
# I would go round their house
but they hide behind pseudonyms.

Actually, the only really senior member of Anonymous I ever met was really really hot and I had to keep reminding myself that I was a) Married* and b) 18 years older than her.

*Not too hard, my wife is awesome
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Like ? Follow !
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:11, archived)
# I can just hear Yackety Sax
Benny's a bit sunburned though isn't he?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:33, archived)
# FREEBS
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:56, archived)
# follow @HairyBennyHill
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 7:32, archived)
# GOOD BUG, MICROWAVE
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:54, archived)
# love your stuff buddy.
still got a link to your game? played it on my old lappy before it went kaputt
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:06, archived)
#
this one and there's this one
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Old joke I guess but I never got the name.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:59, archived)
# =)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 2:26, archived)
# I'm glad
I'm not going to try and get some sleep in the next few hours or so. That's horrific.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:32, archived)
# A facebook.......
... is American, like a "year book" ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yearbook ) but done at the beginning of the year, rather than at the end.

It just contains staff/pupils photos and names to make it easier to see who is who in a school / organisation.

More here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Face_book
(, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 6:45, archived)
# good evening
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:20, archived)
# It is indeed

Nicely, micto
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:30, archived)
# ta
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:30, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:55, archived)
# is that elvis in there?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Brian Blessed
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:18, archived)
# COR
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:44, archived)
# subtle
:)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:11, archived)
# very nice
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:05, archived)
# it is now
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:08, archived)
# I was born in the cornwalls.
I live in the Devons now.

A PROMOTION!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# haha
I'm from Scotland, so I also got a promotion
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Rawr!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Nice lip lump in knickers.
Will it get bigger when rubbed?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:44, archived)
# i do believe her gizzard is coming out
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 1:10, archived)
# It's all good.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 1:48, archived)
# Good evening!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:34, archived)
# fuck, i would
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# hmm, the only cartoon I would ever fuck is Betty Rubble
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:11, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 21:18, archived)
# cunt.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 21:26, archived)
# good lord, is that a real beard?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# No, it's his hair but rotated around his face using photo manipulation software
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 21:29, archived)
# I bet you think you're really funny, don't you?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 21:46, archived)
# you're still resting on your laurels
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Has he been drinking?
He looks mullah'd
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Something about that hairstyle...
...shaved sides and long top just makes me rage inside. Add a preened beard and you've got a Type-II tit.p
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 21:35, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 21:43, archived)
# is this seriosuly someone real?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Katie Price's new look?
;)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] If only this were funny.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 20:05, archived)
# it's all the more disturbing when you put faces to it
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 20:06, archived)
# I'd no idea Rooney was involved.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# You could replace feminist with woman
...and it would still work. Ugh. What proportion of these people are, legally speaking, adults?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 20:46, archived)
# That's a good question
But I know for a fact some of them are older than me. And I'm old.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:30, archived)
# It's the only positive side of mortality:
It has been suggested by many that we are actually getting nicer as a whole in great part because nasty old bigots and misogynists keep dieing off (natural causes and all of course).
I wish the good folks could stick around though; it sure takes it's toll on b3tans. If only the part about "you'll never leave" were true (dear "Bob", what if this *is* the afterlife?).
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 2:02, archived)
# today, in delhi
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Fuck feminism
it is no better than misogyny.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:42, archived)
# and...
/thread
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# By starting a proclamation with 'So' she deserves all of this
and a boot to the flange for good measure.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Evenin All...


Wow FP :D Thank you :D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 20:03, archived)
# arf
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Silly.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Hah!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 20:22, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Hahaha
I think I'd pay money to see that
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 21:35, archived)
# you can achieve almost the same effect by peering into an empty sock
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Not quite the same
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)
# ALMOST
almost
dammit
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:08, archived)
# grrrr!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:05, archived)
# i lolled
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
# I didn't know
there was an Air and Space museum IN South Dakota...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# I didn't know there is a South Dakota.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 3:16, archived)
# My son did this.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
# your son just made me laugh
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# AND NOW I FLY!
*swirls cape*
*fucks off mysteriously*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Not bad for a 39 year old.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Arf!
The hummous is strong in this one.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
# {:-)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# I like your son and
Think he should win the compo
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# haha excellent
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Your son is funny.
Now you got to show who is boss of the house. Be funnier.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 17:23, archived)
# hahah give him a biscuit
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Hahah
excellent
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Either he's got a wonderful imagination
Or you should barricade the kitchen and call the police. Now.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 19:28, archived)
# Reeespect!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:10, archived)
# "So you think the darkness is your ally?"
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
# you do realise i've now got THAT song stuck in my head
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)
# The chorus I thought would go well with the each hit Batman lays on Bane and vice versa.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:58, archived)
# The best thing about that film was the time signature.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Sent from my iPhone 5....
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Bit of a time Dali there.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Salvador Dial
(, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 19:29, archived)

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