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The Avengers
much bigger
From left to right:
- Dr David Keel (1961)
- Mike Gambit (1976 - 1977)
- John Steed (1962 - 1977)
- Tara King (1968 - 1969)
- Emma Peel (1965 - 1968)
- John Steed (1998)
- Purdey (1976 - 1977)
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:32,
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*swells with heroic patriotism*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:39,
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See below.I think my swelling may be due to Diana Rigg. o_O
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:40,
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not a lumley fan, then? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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Top hole!Talking of, the thought of Diana Rigg as Black Widow is making my the base of my tummy go all fizzy. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
The pic of Gambit is wonderfully smug - perfectly in character.
(The pic of Gambit is wonderfully smug - perfectly in character.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:39,
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thanks!that's why I added the bigger version - she's disappointingly small in the 400px wide one :-)
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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Nice shield, Steed.Also: This is the exact reason why the film was named 'Avengers Assemble' in the UK.
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:41,
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I almost used that onebut this made more sense. Guess they'll be calling the sequel 'Avengers Assembled'?
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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The 3rd one will be 'Avengers Arguing About Tea Money'
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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Lumley/Thor hybrid is confusing...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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never seen the new one but I know I'd hate it mmmm Purdey
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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you're rightit's pretty awful, Fiennes and Thurman are totally lacking in warmth. Sean Connery is bizarre too, the only decent characters are the secondary/minor ones.
It has maybe one nice if basic sequence: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBPDG_0MQYI although the uploader isolated the music score.
They cut the film to shreds in editing to get the running time down to 90 minutes, so it barely makes sense. None of the trailer footage made the film at all. No idea if a 'directors cut' would be a better film, but it would have to be a more coherent one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO9asQS3rUQ
(It has maybe one nice if basic sequence: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBPDG_0MQYI although the uploader isolated the music score.
They cut the film to shreds in editing to get the running time down to 90 minutes, so it barely makes sense. None of the trailer footage made the film at all. No idea if a 'directors cut' would be a better film, but it would have to be a more coherent one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO9asQS3rUQ
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:04,
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sheez...I didn't know connery was in it :/
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:08,
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Most awesome!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:45,
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Don't think so.The Daily Mail/The Mirror/ABC News would probably have a better idea, though.
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:49,
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Since search broke I've been using the DM site's excellent site indexing to find old /board pics.Their collection is pretty comprehensive.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:53,
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Snowed last night, and it's just starting to fall again. I love it, but have to go to work, later.
No sledging for me, today.
:(
(No sledging for me, today.
:(
Captain Howdy,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:05,
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Buggering work!I'm just about to go for a nice long walk in it..
(,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:09,
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Jealousy is a terrible thing, so I'll wish you a lovely walk and hope you get some good pictures.
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:15,
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jealousy isn't my thing/just won a hundred quid
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:27,
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very much soit's paying for my new tat tomorrow :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:38,
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What's your choice of design for the new addition?
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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the summoning darkjust love the design!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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Nice choice.Inner forearm, upper wrist placement?
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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have you tried facebook? they've got hundreds of the fucking stuffwith pictures
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:08,
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No I don't do face book...And pictures are crap because my monitor's buggered, white looks pink at the moment....
(,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:13,
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yup have facebook. don't use it as it's a den of twats, try turning down the red /pointless advice
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:15,
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Flat screen broke...I'm on an 15 plus year old crt I dragged out of the back of the cupboard
(,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:20,
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God, I remember those...horrible heavy lump of a thing :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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Where's the soap...?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:25,
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he wants some cock touching action that whybut clegg is playing hard to get.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:53,
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These government austerity measures are getting ridiculous drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:42,
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And what's Kate's reaction to seeing that?
Hat tip to Captain Howdy for this: www.b3ta.com/board/10908555
The paining isn't as bad as everyone is making it out to be. Having said that however, she does appear older in it and it fails to capture her natural beauty and radiance.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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There really is some sad people in our society if they think for one moment that the painting of this young lady has to be criticised in such a horrible way.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:38,
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We left 'criticising the painting' 40 miles back.Now it's just about being on a silly bandwagon.
The good kind of silly, of course.
(,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:52,
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The good kind of silly, of course.
Just leave her alone, or are you all trying to create another Dianna. Let her be, art is whatever you make of it. She seems to like it.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:54,
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I quite like the paintingI see a hard nosed determined woman behind the public facade, maybe the artist saw this. I hope it's true and she has a dastardly plan to fuck up the royals if she's queen, take 1/2 of all property and incredible wealth in a divorce settlement and give it all back to the people.
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:27,
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He's quoting the Daily Mail comments on the portrait, not personally criticising.;)
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:00,
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That would explainthe grammar and spelling errors: characteristic of Mail readers, utterly uncharacteristic of B3ta readers.
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Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:07,
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Two ministers, one cup drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:41,
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Who do you think you are kidding Mr Litter...? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:27,
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do bins like this still exist?haven't seen one for yonks!
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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:41,
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very nicebut they're discussing internet fanny works down the page, come join in.
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new_matt,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:33,
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That's no motorway! Doesn't have a hard shoulder.Looks more like a B road to me.
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boris the spider,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:20,
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Arf!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:27,
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i gone done done this one last weekif I knew how to attach it as said example, then I would... but I don't...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:13,
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... and this is why we can't have nice things. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:18,
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nice things should only be given to friends who work at friendly corporationsanything else is just wrong
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:05,
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hahaha, you've barely altered the face :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:18,
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Trust her!! Maria does not lie anything!!www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuViwfK3XsM YouTube
www4.atwiki.jp/masaopaku/pages/15.html wiki
(sorry. That is not English. But I think you get meaning.)
In Japanese "Futaba channel(2chan)"
This is an issue that has become quite a hot topic.
But I dunno about 4chan.
(,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:13,
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www4.atwiki.jp/masaopaku/pages/15.html wiki
(sorry. That is not English. But I think you get meaning.)
In Japanese "Futaba channel(2chan)"
This is an issue that has become quite a hot topic.
But I dunno about 4chan.
*pulls up a chair*From what I can work out, someone is being accused of using other peoples work as a reference, possibly even tracing them - something which has gone on since the dawn of drawing.
Seeing as this site is mainly about photoshopping existing images, your outrage might fall on confused/deaf ears.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:14,
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make sense little train how is your drawing other people's creations not a form of art theft?
I know mine is.
(I know mine is.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:21,
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His comic is commercial work.I don't say about internet fanny works.
I think commercial work should not be use google picts.
OK?
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Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:25,
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I think commercial work should not be use google picts.
OK?
Hahahahahaha "Internet fanny works"I'm pretty sure tracing stuff roughly is perfectly fair use.
The guy is completely redrawing it, not just photocopying.
Unless the original artist has placed a copyright or trademark on the specific part of the image under question then it's fair game.
(The guy is completely redrawing it, not just photocopying.
Unless the original artist has placed a copyright or trademark on the specific part of the image under question then it's fair game.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:25,
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Yeah. funny works. I just saying "Cartoon of commercial work"
I don't say internet fanny works.
↑Look.
(,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:28,
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I don't say internet fanny works.
↑Look.
is that what you meant to say?what exactly do you mean by it?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:29,
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we're struggling with fanny workswell, I'm not obviously, I'm all man, but some other people might be.
( new_matt,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:35,
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there is some confusion as to what you mean by fannyFanny in the UK is slang for female genitals
And in the US it is slang for a female bottom
What does Fanny mean in Japan?
(And in the US it is slang for a female bottom
What does Fanny mean in Japan?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:39,
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could it be internet funny works?
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:42,
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well you've cheered up a few people on a monday morning my fruity oriental :)
( quackpipe swings like a pendulum do,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:49,
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Hahaha! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:32,
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I know he lives on a farm butwhy is he saying, "My Lamb is yours"?
( PFC Hudson,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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She once called me a pervert for explaining to her why everyone was laughing at herafter she'd said "I just came a little". I think you're fighting a losing battle Toasty.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:42,
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Scottish term. "stop fannying about" - to waste time much like this thread
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:54,
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do me a favour mu and shut the fuck up...I was just saying there's another use for the word
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:04,
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aye great patter mu
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:08,
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What are "internet fanny works"?I must Google that to see what porn comes up.
Edit: Google says: No results found for "internet fanny works".
Moggy, you have invented a new phrase, and made an original contribution to the English language. (Somehow, that doesn't sound like news here.)
(,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:38,
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Edit: Google says: No results found for "internet fanny works".
Moggy, you have invented a new phrase, and made an original contribution to the English language. (Somehow, that doesn't sound like news here.)
http://fannywork.tumblr.com/?
SFW
(SFW
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:29,
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I think the word you are after is "non-commercial"fanny means vagina
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:55,
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Followed the linkDisappointed that it wasn't instructions for an origami vag
( broken flange,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:54,
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Internet fanny works?hahahahahahahhahaahahahahahaha glorious
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:26,
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I tried to google translate itI like that this character
働く
looks like a duck
(働く
looks like a duck
new_matt,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:37,
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I'm now visualising some kind of industrial plant churning out low grade mechanised porn drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:40,
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There must be an EBM club in Soho called that.If not I'm opening one.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:11,
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Is this internet fanny works?
Edit: I mean no offense by this, it's just that 'Internet Fanny Works' is such a fantastic term. Also, I'm rather proud of this freehand paint sketch. I didn't think a laptop trackpad allowed anyone as kack-handed as me to draw with even a hint of precision!
more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me...,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:49,
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Je ne comprends pas.... more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me...,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:01,
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You don't say!I bet it's a hard grind down at the internet fanny works.
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Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:03,
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Oh moggy, never change.xxx
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:25,
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Excellent
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Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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Dammit.That's funny as hell.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:04,
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I wish I was a modthis would be on the front page before you could say x fanny works
( new_matt,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:04,
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Ah we've reached that stage have we Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:17,
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That is some sweet depth perception. Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:22,
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By jungle law, the ghost who walks calls forth the power of two spiders drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:24,
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That is absolutely outrageous and unforgivableThank you for pointing this out. I have passed this evidence on to the internet police and they are now systematically killing all the Manga plagiarists in the entire world...
Thanks to YOU
(Thanks to YOU
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:43,
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that twunt would take any job oneven the crack whore down the street
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:07,
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Phew !Just in time, John !!!!!
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:27,
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Fanny works fusses opposite this ingenious glory hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:14,
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Over the fudge cracks the incident undesirable hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:26,
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You're thinking of a fanny pack, as it's called in the US.But in the UK we call them bum bags. UK "bum" = US "fanny".
In the UK, "fanny pack" sounds like a box of tampons.
(,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:41,
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In the UK, "fanny pack" sounds like a box of tampons.
I sense a disturbance in the farcesomething is brewing on b3ta
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:59,
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Ha ha ha ha ha
Regarding all the 'internet fanny works' hilarity above, I think you mean 'internet fan works'.
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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too late it's been said and will now be said repeatedly
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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So when you did a versionof one of my pictures, it is a fanny work? I'm not sure whether to be insulted or incredibly proud.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:51,
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Thanks for clearing that up.I am now fully informed and ready to face the day.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:16,
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On his day off, weary of being 'pantsed' by the bullies next door,Poseidon chose to wear both belt AND braces.
GJM! \o/
(GJM! \o/
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:23,
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I'm very drunknevertheless I like this
( finnbar has officially retired,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:48,
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Hahaha it's like a really bad trip.There are those weird spacy silences where no-one seems to know what's going on, and nothing anyone's saying seems to make any sense.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 3:20,
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Michael Portillo?*shudder*
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 0:19,
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I'm in love!BTW: Wouldn't it be appropriate to open a mini-challenge for Kate, so as to
a) be able to check whether bindun
b) make it easier for Mail-journos to nick the best ones?
Just a thought.
(a) be able to check whether bindun
b) make it easier for Mail-journos to nick the best ones?
Just a thought.
xandmi,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:06,
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It's all I see whenever they play those god-awful Ridley Scott cg adverts
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:32,
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WWF refused to sign a petition against hunting polar bears because 'climate change was more important'Sigh
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:39,
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World Wrestling Federation?What have they got to do with polar bears?
(,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:44,
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well it won't matter if people are shooting them if they have no habitat
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 3:13,
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shh, I told you not to call me that in front of everyone..my little honey-boo-boo-bear
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 23:13,
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Us or them, man - if the world froze, tomorrow, they'd eat every man jack of us.;)
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:22,
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Very sad, the central pic gets to me every time.{:-(
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:27,
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Can I fuck you while you wear my dead mother's jewellery?
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:58,
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Sweet!I've got a window 9.40-9.45?
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:49,
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In the late 90s she was photographed wearing a Beastie Boys-style necklace. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:21,
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also, bindun?
Click for bigger (48 kb)
...alternately...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:19,
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Julia is loverly she could polish my antique any day fnar fnar fnar
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:45,
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Sitting on your reproduction furniture. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:59,
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She can confirm my letter of provenance.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:25,
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she can put her mouth on my penis -- if you know what i meanwink wink nudge nudge
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:33,
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Err, Julia Bradbury is the wholesome fresh air Countryfile one.Fiona Bruce is the antiques one
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:34,
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either could polish my family jewelsor ramble across my farm.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:06,
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Rummage through your hedgerow?Rummage through your drawers?
Rummage - such a versatile word.
(Rummage - such a versatile word.
Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:16,
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Not sure about this.
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:29,
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hahaha fucking hellin fact I reckon this is the best use of this one I've seen.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:07,
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^This.Nice to see it well-used, rather than to just annoy the more senstive denizens.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:47,
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The background to the original photograph is quite interesting for 'sensitive types'The Viet Cong communist had apparently been picked up right next to an atrocity where members of Brigadier General Nguyen Ngoc Loan's family had been found in a mass grave, shot up and dead
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:27,
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MmmmmAll we really know is he was murdered in cold blood. The rest is stories.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:37,
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This is still one of my favourite pictures of another human being.www.doctorhugo.org/firsttime.html
Part shock, part wonder, and ready to either laugh or cry.
(Part shock, part wonder, and ready to either laugh or cry.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:42,
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Nice antidote
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:45,
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Nguyen Ngoc Loan used to torture prisoners by making them drink soap
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:05,
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Bit like a McMullans pub then.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:13,
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Sounds like a nasty bastardI read he opened a restaurant in California
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:20,
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According to who?
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:21,
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I don't like this picture, mainly because it's a picture of a dead body that hasn't fallen over yet.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:36,
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That´s exactly why I don´t like having my photo taken... El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 23:15,
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THat's all of us man.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 0:21,
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Not all of us still have a bullet leaving our head though.I can laugh at most things, not corpses.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 0:36,
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Those are actors portraying dead bodies, whereas the image above is of an actual corpse.The bullet is just exiting his skull, hence the face. I just don't like seeing dead people.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:41,
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Think of it as a commentary on the violence that was inherent in the British Empire, perhaps even a dig at the rose tinted view of Empire as demonstrated in the other posts in this compo.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 8:38,
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I particularly like the unintentional Gary Glitter beardSomehow it seems fitting given the location
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:58,
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He used to sell J. Jonah Jameson unique photos of Spider-Man in action.But nobody ever bothered to ask him what he was doing sitting on a lamppost twenty feet off the ground as Doctor Octopus went on a rampage in the street below, or how he managed to get up there.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:32,
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still...more plausible than supermana pair of hipster specs and he's suddenly someone else!
(,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:53,
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Like this?
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:59,
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That's a four-cock mouth right there. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:04,
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Ahahahahaha!Nicly!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:17,
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no, sorry, i just farted PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:11,
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Evening all!I have been drawing again and finally managed to scan some stuff. Should you be so inclined, each picture can be clicked on for a 1200 px version (subject to pixel rationing restrictions).
Women from inflight magazines, drawn at 32,000 feet:
Birds:
(Women from inflight magazines, drawn at 32,000 feet:
Birds:
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:17,
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I grew them myself. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:04,
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The pattern on the jumper looks like it took some serious time and effort.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:34,
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I should have finished further up...I was drawing on the plane to pass the time (14 hours from Singapore to London Deathrow) and still managed to start that more than six hours in and finish with enough time to watch a film. The staff on the plane liked it as that's a Singapore Airlines attendant from the in-flight magazine.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:02,
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Do I get points for recognising the bird by its markings?Very characteristic, those Singapore Airlines attendants.
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:05,
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You get Dan-Air air miles. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:08,
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Saying that.The hardest part was getting the bust right - for some reason, it took several attempts and resulted in me rubbing a breast repeatedly. Rubbing out, I mean. Err, with a pencil. This isn't sounding good.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:06,
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you talented bastard
(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:02,
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fixed.
(Cheers!)
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:04,
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*doffs cap* Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:09,
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I find this enjoyable.Do more. That is all.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:22,
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I certainly shall - I have two magazine articles to illustrate.Also, even though the thumb looks weird on the airline attendant, she really did have a freakishly huge thumb in the photo.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 14 Jan 2013, 0:19,
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It's Sunday again!! Thought I'd throw in my support for the compo....
US Highway
benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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what next -- totally eliminating the letter Z from the alphabet?!? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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Don't be sillyWhat would we call reruns of Z Cars then?
( boris the spider,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:12,
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In the British Empire,they would be called repeats.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:23,
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That's very trueTalking with an American made me talk American :(
( boris the spider,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:26,
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This town ain't big enough for the both of usand it ain't Hitler who's gonna leave
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:10,
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She does look like she's about to vomit, doesn't she? :D
(
boris the spider,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:31,
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well, you could still use it for historical reasons, and zoology :D PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:24,
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Zebras would be a bit problematic, too"Now, kids, don't forget you should only cross on the Zebra crossing."
"The what?"
"The Zebra crossing."
"What on Earth is an 'ebra?"
"Zebra."
"'ebra?"
"Fuck off, you little shits."
("The what?"
"The Zebra crossing."
"What on Earth is an 'ebra?"
"Zebra."
"'ebra?"
"Fuck off, you little shits."
boris the spider,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:27,
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As the Daily Mail is lifting photoshopped Duchess of Cambridge portraits, I have high hopes for this one
beaubodor blogless,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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Hi lurking Fail journos, I see you still haven't published my comment on your site.As it contains nothing offensive or racist (unlike virtually everything else in your vile rag), in the interests of fairness and balance I'd very much like to see it appear.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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I concur.They are running a story today on an animal charity that is round the corner from me. Painting them to be money grabbing, animal killers, encouraging people not to donate.
The ignoring of facts and placing blame on people without any care for the consequences is fucking sickening.
I know they print worse daily, but when it's people you know who volunteer their time and do nothing but care for living things that have been abused or abandoned, it kind of hits home just how much of a sickening, diseased piece of shit that paper is.
(The ignoring of facts and placing blame on people without any care for the consequences is fucking sickening.
I know they print worse daily, but when it's people you know who volunteer their time and do nothing but care for living things that have been abused or abandoned, it kind of hits home just how much of a sickening, diseased piece of shit that paper is.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:34,
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Are you some sort of immigrant lefty dolescum?Because that's what you sound like.
Oops I forgot to put "lesbian asylum-seeker" in the mix there.
(Oops I forgot to put "lesbian asylum-seeker" in the mix there.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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i would like seek asylum with lesbians PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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Did you ever get search to work? mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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My little cat was called Humbug. {:'( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:23,
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That's a good cat name I reckon.Ours are named Lima, Tuna, Minou, and Dirk.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:49,
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anythingto get advertising revenue ... manufacturing outrage is a speciality ..
( beaubodor blogless,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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tru dat.:Dalso, i'm considering selling the other kidney: tinyurl.com/b9zqrj5
(,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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Why?You'd get bored by halfway through the 3rd edition.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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I'm begining to think you no longer love me moffy, I can't stand this abuse much longer.If it carries on I'm going into a home for battered wives.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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F**King monster
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:10,
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over and overand over and over and over. like a monkey with a miniature cymbal.
(,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:01,
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EMPTY HACKS WHIP UP HATE FOR CASH I do wonder how many of them are sociopaths.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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actually journalism is high on the list of professions with a high incidence of sociopathy(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:14,
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Indeed it is, sociopathy is a good evolutionary strategy.The 'signs to look' out for bit of the site could be confusing though.
I fit into some of the categories, some because of the meds I'm on.
(I fit into some of the categories, some because of the meds I'm on.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:46,
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I believe any psychological trait labelling can be misleading.Everybody has varying degrees of everything -- I like to think of the labels as mile-markers and not destinations.
I fit a (to some, disconcertingly) large number of those traits.
It's just fortunate for society and myself that I was brought up on the 'right side of the tracks' :)
(I fit a (to some, disconcertingly) large number of those traits.
It's just fortunate for society and myself that I was brought up on the 'right side of the tracks' :)
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:00,
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I used to have arguments with my psychology lecturer over labelling.It has it's own effects.
Psychiatry has to label in order to prescribe for a particular illness.
Trying to differentiate between 'Personality Disorders' and other traits, symptoms etc. is difficult.
(Psychiatry has to label in order to prescribe for a particular illness.
Trying to differentiate between 'Personality Disorders' and other traits, symptoms etc. is difficult.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:11,
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noeveryone just needs huggz
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:50,
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Also teh kittins and other tiny fluff. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:39,
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