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[challenge entry] The Avengers


much bigger

From left to right:
- Dr David Keel (1961)
- Mike Gambit (1976 - 1977)
- John Steed (1962 - 1977)
- Tara King (1968 - 1969)
- Emma Peel (1965 - 1968)
- John Steed (1998)
- Purdey (1976 - 1977)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# *swells with heroic patriotism*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)
# See below.
I think my swelling may be due to Diana Rigg. o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)
# not a lumley fan, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Top hole!
Talking of, the thought of Diana Rigg as Black Widow is making my the base of my tummy go all fizzy. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

The pic of Gambit is wonderfully smug - perfectly in character.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)
# thanks!
that's why I added the bigger version - she's disappointingly small in the 400px wide one :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Woo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Nice shield, Steed.
Also: This is the exact reason why the film was named 'Avengers Assemble' in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# I almost used that one
but this made more sense. Guess they'll be calling the sequel 'Avengers Assembled'?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# The 3rd one will be 'Avengers Arguing About Tea Money'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Lumley/Thor hybrid is confusing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:45, archived)
# she has
massive hands
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# never seen the new one but I know I'd hate it

mmmm Purdey
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)
# you're right
it's pretty awful, Fiennes and Thurman are totally lacking in warmth. Sean Connery is bizarre too, the only decent characters are the secondary/minor ones.

It has maybe one nice if basic sequence: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBPDG_0MQYI although the uploader isolated the music score.

They cut the film to shreds in editing to get the running time down to 90 minutes, so it barely makes sense. None of the trailer footage made the film at all. No idea if a 'directors cut' would be a better film, but it would have to be a more coherent one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO9asQS3rUQ
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# sheez...I didn't know connery was in it :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Mrs Peel?
We're needed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Most awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Bindun?
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Don't think so.
The Daily Mail/The Mirror/ABC News would probably have a better idea, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Since search broke I've been using the DM site's excellent site indexing to find old /board pics.
Their collection is pretty comprehensive.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)
# RIP, search 4 eva in our hartz...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Have you got any snow mister Howdy?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Snowed last night, and it's just starting to fall again.
I love it, but have to go to work, later.
No sledging for me, today.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Buggering work!
I'm just about to go for a nice long walk in it..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Jealousy is a terrible thing, so I'll wish you a lovely walk and hope you get some good pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Ta!
I accidently deleted all of last years..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Sadtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# jealousy isn't my thing
/just won a hundred quid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Goodtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# very much so
it's paying for my new tat tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:38, archived)
# What's your choice of design for the new addition?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)
# the summoning dark
just love the design!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Nice choice.
Inner forearm, upper wrist placement?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)
# of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# No Maan, I haven't seen it

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Old hippies ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Vampires FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Omlete head!
Anyone else got snow?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# have you tried facebook? they've got hundreds of the fucking stuff

with pictures
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:08, archived)
# No I don't do face book...
And pictures are crap because my monitor's buggered, white looks pink at the moment....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:13, archived)
# yup have facebook. don't use it as it's a den of twats, try turning down the red

/pointless advice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Flat screen broke...
I'm on an 15 plus year old crt I dragged out of the back of the cupboard
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:20, archived)
# God, I remember those...horrible heavy lump of a thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)
# quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Nightmare time! Also: wonderful
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:01, archived)
# Where's the soap...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# This has made my morning
*click*
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Cameron looks so determined!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Or Clegg's just pissed in the bathwater.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:35, archived)
# he wants some cock touching action that why
but clegg is playing hard to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:37, archived)
# These government austerity measures are getting ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Sexehtiem
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:56, archived)
# And what's Kate's reaction to seeing that?

Hat tip to Captain Howdy for this: www.b3ta.com/board/10908555
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
#
The paining isn't as bad as everyone is making it out to be. Having said that however, she does appear older in it and it fails to capture her natural beauty and radiance.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
#
There really is some sad people in our society if they think for one moment that the painting of this young lady has to be criticised in such a horrible way.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)
# We left 'criticising the painting' 40 miles back.
Now it's just about being on a silly bandwagon.
The good kind of silly, of course.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)
#
Just leave her alone, or are you all trying to create another Dianna. Let her be, art is whatever you make of it. She seems to like it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:54, archived)
# I quite like the painting
I see a hard nosed determined woman behind the public facade, maybe the artist saw this. I hope it's true and she has a dastardly plan to fuck up the royals if she's queen, take 1/2 of all property and incredible wealth in a divorce settlement and give it all back to the people.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# He's quoting the Daily Mail comments on the portrait, not personally criticising.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:00, archived)
# That would explain
the grammar and spelling errors: characteristic of Mail readers, utterly uncharacteristic of B3ta readers.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Exackly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Thats right!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Two ministers, one cup
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaha
Where's Cameron's right hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Looks like Michael Schumacher
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
#
Photobucket
(TallJim, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Gah!
/averts gaze, too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Yes it does...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:43, archived)
# Bindun?
Photobucket
(TallJim, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:46, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:24, archived)
# Who do you think you are kidding Mr Litter...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
# You silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)
# do bins like this still exist?
haven't seen one for yonks!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
#
I don't think either element of this exists anymore.
(TallJim, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Spang!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:31, archived)
# very nice
but they're discussing internet fanny works down the page, come join in.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Route66 you say.

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)
# That's no motorway! Doesn't have a hard shoulder.
Looks more like a B road to me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
# i gone done done this one last week
if I knew how to attach it as said example, then I would... but I don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:13, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:43, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] While we're at it
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Even more welcoming
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:17, archived)
# ... and this is why we can't have nice things.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:18, archived)
# nice things should only be given to friends who work at friendly corporations
anything else is just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha, you've barely altered the face :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:18, archived)
# The original pic just screamed
Ids
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:17, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:21, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:22, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Trust her!! Maria does not lie anything!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuViwfK3XsM YouTube
www4.atwiki.jp/masaopaku/pages/15.html wiki
(sorry. That is not English. But I think you get meaning.)

In Japanese "Futaba channel(2chan)"
This is an issue that has become quite a hot topic.
But I dunno about 4chan.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:13, archived)
# *pulls up a chair*

From what I can work out, someone is being accused of using other peoples work as a reference, possibly even tracing them - something which has gone on since the dawn of drawing.
Seeing as this site is mainly about photoshopping existing images, your outrage might fall on confused/deaf ears.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:14, archived)
# In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist"
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:20, archived)
# make sense little train
how is your drawing other people's creations not a form of art theft?
I know mine is.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:21, archived)
# His comic is commercial work.
I don't say about internet fanny works.
I think commercial work should not be use google picts.
OK?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha "Internet fanny works"
I'm pretty sure tracing stuff roughly is perfectly fair use.
The guy is completely redrawing it, not just photocopying.
Unless the original artist has placed a copyright or trademark on the specific part of the image under question then it's fair game.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:25, archived)
# Yeah. funny works.
I just saying "Cartoon of commercial work"
I don't say internet fanny works.
　　　　↑Look.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:28, archived)
# is that what you meant to say?
what exactly do you mean by it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:29, archived)
# Hey Happy Toast. Your eyes are glass ball?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:34, archived)
# we're struggling with fanny works
well, I'm not obviously, I'm all man, but some other people might be.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:35, archived)
# I just saying about Commercial work.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:37, archived)
# there is some confusion as to what you mean by fanny
Fanny in the UK is slang for female genitals
And in the US it is slang for a female bottom

What does Fanny mean in Japan?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:39, archived)
#
could it be internet funny works?
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Yes. I just wrong.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:45, archived)
#
well you've cheered up a few people on a monday morning my fruity oriental :)
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# I know he lives on a farm but
why is he saying, "My Lamb is yours"?
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# hahah 'fruity oriental'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# She once called me a pervert for explaining to her why everyone was laughing at her
after she'd said "I just came a little". I think you're fighting a losing battle Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Scottish term. "stop fannying about" - to waste time
much like this thread
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Cheer up sourpuss, we're having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:00, archived)
# do me a favour mu and shut the fuck up...
I was just saying there's another use for the word
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Love you too hunnybun
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:06, archived)
# aye great patter mu
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahaha stop it, my sides
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:36, archived)
# What are "internet fanny works"?
I must Google that to see what porn comes up.
Edit: Google says: No results found for "internet fanny works".
Moggy, you have invented a new phrase, and made an original contribution to the English language. (Somehow, that doesn't sound like news here.)
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:38, archived)
# http://fannywork.tumblr.com/
?

SFW
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:36, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:46, archived)
#
www4.atwiki.jp/masaopaku/pages/17.html
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:47, archived)
# oh! internet fanny works!
why didn't you say?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:48, archived)
#
ร— fanny works
○ commercial works
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:53, archived)
# I think the word you are after is "non-commercial"
fanny means vagina
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:55, archived)
# I've just had that tattooed on my arm
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:00, archived)
# What the shitting hell is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:46, archived)
# Followed the link
Disappointed that it wasn't instructions for an origami vag
(I helped save b3ta! broken flange, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:54, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol2NgwFkz24
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Thanks, now I'm happy!
(I helped save b3ta! broken flange, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:58, archived)
# pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Internet fanny works?
hahahahahahahhahaahahahahahaha glorious
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:26, archived)
# I tried to google translate it
I like that this character
働く
looks like a duck
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:37, archived)
# It reminds me of Pingu saying "knock knock!"
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:42, archived)
# I'm now visualising some kind of industrial plant churning out low grade mechanised porn
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:40, archived)
# you've been to Japan?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:50, archived)
# George Orwell foresaw that in 1984.
He called it Pornosec.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
# There must be an EBM club in Soho called that.
If not I'm opening one.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
# :D
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:41, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:29, archived)
#
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:30, archived)
# "internet fanny works" XD XD XD XD XD
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:34, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Is this internet fanny works?

Edit: I mean no offense by this, it's just that 'Internet Fanny Works' is such a fantastic term. Also, I'm rather proud of this freehand paint sketch. I didn't think a laptop trackpad allowed anyone as kack-handed as me to draw with even a hint of precision!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:49, archived)
#
頼む、笑えるけどやめてくれ。
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Je ne comprends pas....
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
#
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
# You don't say!
I bet it's a hard grind down at the internet fanny works.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
# I cannot stop laughing for some reason.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:17, archived)
# Oh moggy, never change.
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Mmm moisture
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Ex
cellent
(I helped save b3ta! Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Dammit.
That's funny as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# I wish I was a mod
this would be on the front page before you could say x fanny works
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:21, archived)
# Ah we've reached that stage have we
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:17, archived)
# Well, well, yes, well
quite. Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:18, archived)
# TWELVE eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:20, archived)
# That is some sweet depth perception.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:22, archived)
# By jungle law, the ghost who walks calls forth the power of two spiders
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:24, archived)
# You'd think so, wouldn't you
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:25, archived)
# shit just got real
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:28, archived)
# plz calm down Drinmble.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:27, archived)
# Yeah Drinmuble, calm the fuck down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:43, archived)
# yeah
what the fuck is wrong with you man!?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:49, archived)
# I'm outraged by the violence
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:54, archived)
# .
all manga looks the same anyway, shit
(I_am_B, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:23, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:03, archived)
# That is absolutely outrageous and unforgivable
Thank you for pointing this out. I have passed this evidence on to the internet police and they are now systematically killing all the Manga plagiarists in the entire world...
Thanks to YOU
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:43, archived)
# Thanks for understand!!
Some b3ta people has good sense.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:58, archived)
#

I just don't have the heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:59, archived)
# is the web sherriff still going?
he'd be interested
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
# that twunt would take any job on
even the crack whore down the street
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Phew !
Just in time, John !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Three eyes.
You joined "Many eyes club"?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
# X3
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Oh yeah.
Welcome!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Fanny works fusses opposite this ingenious glory
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# I heard fanny is belt bag.
why?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)
# Over the fudge cracks the incident undesirable
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:26, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:32, archived)
# You're thinking of a fanny pack, as it's called in the US.
But in the UK we call them bum bags. UK "bum" = US "fanny".
In the UK, "fanny pack" sounds like a box of tampons.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:41, archived)
# OK. I learned :)
Thank you.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:56, archived)
# I sense a disturbance in the farce
something is brewing on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha


Regarding all the 'internet fanny works' hilarity above, I think you mean 'internet fan works'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Yes exactly!! :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# too late it's been said
and will now be said repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)
# So when you did a version
of one of my pictures, it is a fanny work? I'm not sure whether to be insulted or incredibly proud.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)
# there are no "fanny" in your work.
So isn't fanny work. OK.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Thanks for clearing that up.
I am now fully informed and ready to face the day.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:16, archived)
# That's good :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# ...oh no.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:03, archived)
# On his day off, weary of being 'pantsed' by the bullies next door,
Poseidon chose to wear both belt AND braces.
GJM! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:23, archived)
#
haha well

he's gotta be safe
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 3:28, archived)
# hitler - the farming years
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:28, archived)
#
E
I
E
I
Oh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:36, archived)
# GJMW
ARR OOO CWMBY
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:41, archived)
# I'm very drunk
nevertheless I like this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:48, archived)
# Are you the farmer?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEscnsJAhqg
OF COURSE HE'S THE FUCKING FARMER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 2:49, archived)
# NEED I SAY MORE LIKELY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 3:11, archived)
# Hahaha it's like a really bad trip.
There are those weird spacy silences where no-one seems to know what's going on, and nothing anyone's saying seems to make any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 3:20, archived)
# I just milked his daughter in the barn.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 3:19, archived)
# MY MILK IS POISON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 3:20, archived)
# Nipples to die for!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 3:21, archived)
# Bindun?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 23:54, archived)
# Michael Portillo?
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Jan 2013, 0:19, archived)
# pfft
(waxdart hello., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 0:21, archived)
# "face felt like guts"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 2:48, archived)
# I'm in love!
BTW: Wouldn't it be appropriate to open a mini-challenge for Kate, so as to
a) be able to check whether bindun
b) make it easier for Mail-journos to nick the best ones?

Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:06, archived)
# Very good, but yeah, it's a bindoon!
www.b3ta.com/board/10907564#post10907613
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Gah!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# It's all I see whenever they play those god-awful Ridley Scott cg adverts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Sad but true....
nicely done tho.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:37, archived)
# WWF refused to sign a petition against hunting polar bears because 'climate change was more important'
Sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:39, archived)
# World Wrestling Federation?
What have they got to do with polar bears?
(edtwozeronine, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:44, archived)
#
Bear fighting is the new MMA
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 23:19, archived)
# well it won't matter if people are shooting them if they have no habitat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 3:13, archived)
# om nom nom
(orbojunglist, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:12, archived)
# Pthhhrhrrbbb
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)
# OH HAI MR SPLASHY PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)
# shh, I told you not to call me that in front of everyone
..my little honey-boo-boo-bear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Us or them, man - if the world froze, tomorrow, they'd eat every man jack of us.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)
# YT ---->
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Very sad, the central pic gets to me every time.
{:-(
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Can I fuck you while you wear my dead mother's jewellery?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Sure.
I'm free on Thursdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Sweet!
I've got a window 9.40-9.45?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:49, archived)
# In the late 90s she was photographed wearing a Beastie Boys-style necklace.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)
# WOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:58, archived)
# also, bindun?


Click for bigger (48 kb)

...alternately...


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Julia Bradbury's Elf Portrait
(edtwozeronine, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Julia is loverly
she could polish my antique any day fnar fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Buffing the family silver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
# dating my vase
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Sitting on your reproduction furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:59, archived)
# waxing the sideboard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:01, archived)
# She can confirm my letter of provenance.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:25, archived)
# she can put her mouth on my penis -- if you know what i mean
wink wink nudge nudge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Err, Julia Bradbury is the wholesome fresh air Countryfile one.
Fiona Bruce is the antiques one
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)
# either could polish my family jewels
or ramble across my farm.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:06, archived)
# Rummage through your hedgerow?
Rummage through your drawers?

Rummage - such a versatile word.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:16, archived)
# she could climb through my bush
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Don't kill him, Pike!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:47, archived)
# They don't like it up 'em!
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:03, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell

in fact I reckon this is the best use of this one I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
# ^This.
Nice to see it well-used, rather than to just annoy the more senstive denizens.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:47, archived)
# The background to the original photograph is quite interesting for 'sensitive types'
The Viet Cong communist had apparently been picked up right next to an atrocity where members of Brigadier General Nguyen Ngoc Loan's family had been found in a mass grave, shot up and dead
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Mmmmm
All we really know is he was murdered in cold blood. The rest is stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:37, archived)
# This is still one of my favourite pictures of another human being.
www.doctorhugo.org/firsttime.html

Part shock, part wonder, and ready to either laugh or cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Nice antidote
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# That is indeed utterly wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
# ^ This but even more so.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Nguyen Ngoc Loan used to torture prisoners by making them drink soap
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Bit like a McMullans pub then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Only prisoners with potty mouths.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Sounds like a nasty bastard
I read he opened a restaurant in California
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)
# According to who?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:21, archived)
# I like soup.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:40, archived)
# I don't like this picture, mainly because it's a picture of a dead body that hasn't fallen over yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:36, archived)
# That´s exactly why I don´t like having my photo taken...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 23:15, archived)
# THat's all of us man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 0:21, archived)
# Not all of us still have a bullet leaving our head though.
I can laugh at most things, not corpses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 0:36, archived)
# Not a fan of "Shaun of the Dead" then?
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:30, archived)
# Those are actors portraying dead bodies, whereas the image above is of an actual corpse.
The bullet is just exiting his skull, hence the face. I just don't like seeing dead people.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:41, archived)
#
Think of it as a commentary on the violence that was inherent in the British Empire, perhaps even a dig at the rose tinted view of Empire as demonstrated in the other posts in this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 8:38, archived)
# Do we get a lot of Clive Dunn pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:51, archived)
# i dunn a lol
gonna do a seppuku now
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:10, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# I particularly like the unintentional Gary Glitter beard
Somehow it seems fitting given the location
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:58, archived)
# I wonder if this has bin Dunn?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:59, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:44, archived)
# TOO SOON, MAN! TOO SOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:40, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:49, archived)
# ARGHH! its the paparazzi!
wasn't peter parker a pap?
(orbojunglist, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:21, archived)
# He used to sell J. Jonah Jameson unique photos of Spider-Man in action.
But nobody ever bothered to ask him what he was doing sitting on a lamppost twenty feet off the ground as Doctor Octopus went on a rampage in the street below, or how he managed to get up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# still...more plausible than superman
a pair of hipster specs and he's suddenly someone else!
(orbojunglist, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Like this?


(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 3:22, archived)
# That's a four-cock mouth right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9990951
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
Nicly!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:17, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Is that Meatloaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:00, archived)
# no, sorry, i just farted
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Evening all!
I have been drawing again and finally managed to scan some stuff. Should you be so inclined, each picture can be clicked on for a 1200 px version (subject to pixel rationing restrictions).

Women from inflight magazines, drawn at 32,000 feet:


Birds:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:17, archived)
# nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:36, archived)
# I grew them myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:51, archived)
# The pattern on the jumper looks like it took some serious time and effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:34, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:47, archived)
# I should have finished further up...
I was drawing on the plane to pass the time (14 hours from Singapore to London Deathrow) and still managed to start that more than six hours in and finish with enough time to watch a film. The staff on the plane liked it as that's a Singapore Airlines attendant from the in-flight magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Do I get points for recognising the bird by its markings?
Very characteristic, those Singapore Airlines attendants.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:05, archived)
# You get Dan-Air air miles.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Saying that.
The hardest part was getting the bust right - for some reason, it took several attempts and resulted in me rubbing a breast repeatedly. Rubbing out, I mean. Err, with a pencil. This isn't sounding good.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:06, archived)
# you talented bastard
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:02, archived)
#
talented

fixed.

(Cheers!)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)
# You're neutered?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Yay
Those are ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Jan 2013, 0:17, archived)
# I find this enjoyable.
Do more. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)
# I certainly shall - I have two magazine articles to illustrate.
Also, even though the thumb looks weird on the airline attendant, she really did have a freakishly huge thumb in the photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Jan 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Nice birds!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 3:20, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Sunday again!! Thought I'd throw in my support for the compo....

US Highway
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# pure evil
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:52, archived)
# what next -- totally eliminating the letter Z from the alphabet?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Don't be silly
What would we call reruns of Z Cars then?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:12, archived)
# In the British Empire,
they would be called repeats.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:23, archived)
# That's very true
Talking with an American made me talk American :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# This town ain't big enough for the both of us
and it ain't Hitler who's gonna leave
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:10, archived)
# No. 1 In Heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:00, archived)
# She does look like she's about to vomit, doesn't she? :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# well, you could still use it for historical reasons, and zoology :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Zebras would be a bit problematic, too
"Now, kids, don't forget you should only cross on the Zebra crossing."

"The what?"

"The Zebra crossing."

"What on Earth is an 'ebra?"

"Zebra."

"'ebra?"

"Fuck off, you little shits."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Ha!


Click for bigger (163 kb)
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Haha word wrangling.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# As the Daily Mail is lifting photoshopped Duchess of Cambridge portraits, I have high hopes for this one
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Hi lurking Fail journos, I see you still haven't published my comment on your site.
As it contains nothing offensive or racist (unlike virtually everything else in your vile rag), in the interests of fairness and balance I'd very much like to see it appear.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# I concur.
They are running a story today on an animal charity that is round the corner from me. Painting them to be money grabbing, animal killers, encouraging people not to donate.
The ignoring of facts and placing blame on people without any care for the consequences is fucking sickening.
I know they print worse daily, but when it's people you know who volunteer their time and do nothing but care for living things that have been abused or abandoned, it kind of hits home just how much of a sickening, diseased piece of shit that paper is.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Are you some sort of immigrant lefty dolescum?
Because that's what you sound like.

Oops I forgot to put "lesbian asylum-seeker" in the mix there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# i would like seek asylum with lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Did you ever get search to work?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# no :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Bah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Also:
humbug
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# My little cat was called Humbug. {:'(
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# That's a good cat name I reckon.
Ours are named Lima, Tuna, Minou, and Dirk.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)
# anything
to get advertising revenue ... manufacturing outrage is a speciality ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# He really is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# tru dat.:D
also, i'm considering selling the other kidney: tinyurl.com/b9zqrj5
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Why?
You'd get bored by halfway through the 3rd edition.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# SHUT UP MU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I'm begining to think you no longer love me moffy, I can't stand this abuse much longer.
If it carries on I'm going into a home for battered wives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# :(
What have I become?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# F**King monster

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# EXTREME PACMAN!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:50, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:48, archived)
# over and over
and over and over and over. like a monkey with a miniature cymbal.
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:01, archived)
# EMPTY HACKS WHIP UP HATE FOR CASH
I do wonder how many of them are sociopaths.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# actually journalism is high on the list of professions with a high incidence of sociopathy
www.sociopathworld.com/2013/01/professional-sociopath.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Indeed it is, sociopathy is a good evolutionary strategy.
The 'signs to look' out for bit of the site could be confusing though.
I fit into some of the categories, some because of the meds I'm on.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:46, archived)
# I believe any psychological trait labelling can be misleading.
Everybody has varying degrees of everything -- I like to think of the labels as mile-markers and not destinations.

I fit a (to some, disconcertingly) large number of those traits.

It's just fortunate for society and myself that I was brought up on the 'right side of the tracks' :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# I used to have arguments with my psychology lecturer over labelling.
It has it's own effects.
Psychiatry has to label in order to prescribe for a particular illness.

Trying to differentiate between 'Personality Disorders' and other traits, symptoms etc. is difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# no
everyone just needs huggz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Also teh kittins and other tiny fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Empires are for Siths
(the late review taught Will Self English, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Well played
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:04, archived)

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