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[challenge entry] WE ALL FALLING FOR IT LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER! *THEY* ARE MAKING US POST SHEEP! IT'S A CONSPIRATCYSIES WITH THE CIA MFI ASAP!!!1!!


I hope you've all had your tasty lamb cutlets pumped full of fluorinated MSG today!


(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:03, archived)
# have they been to a marmite party?
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Indeed, they revel in their decadence.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:07, archived)
# chemtrails are made of 76% lamb urine trufax
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Invisible flying lambs leave the chemtrails in the sky
and when they run out of power for their sheep in sheeps cloak cloaking they hide in the clouds which look the same as ordinary sheep in the sky
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Funny you should say that


For some reason the legs don't move in the gif
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:18, archived)
# sheep is an alens! beware!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:26, archived)
# I like silly
gonna *click* this :)
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Why, thank you
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:33, archived)
# You silly sod.
*click*
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:52, archived)
# You saw the other one, right?
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 20:18, archived)
# can't beat a nice b-a-a-arbecue
mmmm.....Monsanto mutton
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:15, archived)
# it'slike this chicken sandwich I'm eating
sure don't taste like no chicken
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:25, archived)
# THIS IS NOT RIGHT
THIS IS UNJUST
THE LIES THE LIES
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:16, archived)
# ONLY THE GOOD TRUTH CAN SAVE YOU FROM THE REAL TRUTH!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Icke missed out the bit about the sheep
I'm going to proclaim the truth to the world
and maybe earn ££££££
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:18, archived)
# I LIKE MONEY!
let's write a whole book of bullshits and then the money $$$!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Yes, let's do that
Oh wait, already have.
still waiting for the $$$ though
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:51, archived)
# maybe the man has it
and he's using it to oppress everyone
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:20, archived)
# It's a good likeness
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:51, archived)
# GODDAMMIT SAMANTHA.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Ha hahaha
It's true god damn it !
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:00, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:39, archived)
# That's a fine rendering, I'd pay upwards of £10.99!

(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:30, archived)
# love this :)
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll be baaaack
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 11:08, archived)
# pfft
"Led off a liddle ram, Bennett!"
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 11:12, archived)
# I'l be ba-ha-ha-ack
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 12:48, archived)
# The Violence of the Lambs.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Ewe are terminated !
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Flock you, Asshole !
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Ram
bo
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Hasta la fleece-ta baby
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Hasta la fleesta baby
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Damn you!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Ramn, surely?
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Ramn ewe!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Lamb ewe!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Happy Merry btw.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:39, archived)
# ta pet : )
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:44, archived)
# I'm gonna shoot you between the balls!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:53, archived)
# gromit's let himself go
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I DON'T NEED SHEARING JOHN!!!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:13, archived)
# 7 years..... Blimey !
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 8:36, archived)
# Happy!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 8:44, archived)
# he look's very happy.....!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 8:47, archived)
# Now git outta here...I'll handle the cops
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 8:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 8:52, archived)
# ta
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Aw Bless
Happy Candles.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 10:33, archived)
# bless you too
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 11:24, archived)
# How rare! I don't want to know what you typed into an Image Search to find that...
Happy candleday!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 11:13, archived)
# some random image site
...honest ....
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 11:25, archived)
# happy nazi cuntshed candles
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 12:48, archived)
# it's the only place you can buy 'em !
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Happy B3taday, man.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 13:19, archived)
# : D
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:21, archived)
# SEVEN!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 13:21, archived)
# YEAH .. Pixies mutha fukker
:)
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:30, archived)
# hey there Sir
how the Devil are you?
~: D
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Myself and Phil Cool would like to wish you 7 Happy Candle Seasons!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 20:08, archived)
# phil cool
what an honour
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 5:25, archived)
# He's doing a "funny" face too. But not the lizard.
(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 20:21, archived)
# nyom : D
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 5:25, archived)
[challenge entry] One of those ones that meant something in my head
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 3:09, archived)
# epic and baffling ;D
also, did everybody died?
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 7:51, archived)
# I'm alive
I just have nothing funny or interesting to post
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 8:02, archived)
# me too, working too hard for very long hours drains me of extra creativity :(
on the plus side, the work is enjoyable and creative :)
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 8:33, archived)
# I'd be lying if I said I fully understood this...
but it did make me lol :)
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 11:14, archived)
# The fella is Tom Wolfe
The other is a sheep in Wolfe's clothing
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:40, archived)
# haha its like lost in translation.
only with more penetration.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:39, archived)
#


Sick hearing about that pony
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 20:59, archived)
# fully sick 1080P HD, bro
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 21:27, archived)
# fuck goes in
shit comes out
spotify:track:0RmgoZihIoJryddm0DqmWS (No Man Army Feat. Tom Morello by Prodigy)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Firefox doesn't know how to open this address,
because the protocol (spotify) isn't associated with any program.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 10:29, archived)
# The seams add I feel
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Jokes over technique
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 21:49, archived)
# very Terry Gilliam
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 0:44, archived)
# The Uncanny Valley Pony is undoubtedly way more delicious than the forced viral it actually is.
Anything that blanketbombs Twitter and Facebook with ads for a solid week is trying way too hard to get noticed.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 22:04, archived)
# oh god what are they doing?
i just saw some tv adverts where it looks like they are trying to pretend its an internet meme. Do they seriously think people will believe that shit?
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 1:10, archived)
# This is something special
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 0:57, archived)
# Hoorah!
One day all animations will be made this way.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 7:44, archived)
[challenge entry] kind of ties in with the army sheep fps one i did last night :P
heat sheeping missile!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Look at him go.....
Class !
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 21:33, archived)
# This is bloody brilliant Orbo
And well deserves this *click*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Wooly bully.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 22:25, archived)
# When I order a pizza I always want to keep them informed of what happened next


Click for bigger (29 kb)


Just for info.

CJ
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:55, archived)
# =)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:59, archived)
# 6-recycling :(
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 20:23, archived)
# i can relate
kudos
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Tip given?
What kind of madness is this?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 23:25, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 10:42, archived)
# I unlurked just to say how much I love this.
It's quite a lot.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Thank you
That's one of the nicest things you could of said. Much appreciated.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm coincidentally eating cheap chips atm...orange ones :P
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:02, archived)
# haha =))
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:24, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Haha
*click*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Love the animation there.
Congrats on your FP!
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:47, archived)
# cheers...i only just spotted it in the reflection of frogbeats 'slow board' gif.
must stop using my board bookmark :P
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:34, archived)
# you guys have chips ATMs over there? that's so cool!
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Thej Ewe Hunter (Tarantino's Bristol Cut)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Haha
.

.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Yeah sorry to lower the tone
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Victoria's secret secretion is not so secret anymore
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 18:33, archived)
# :|
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 18:40, archived)
# It could have been worse.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:40, archived)
# now i just know you had a good time googling that sauce image for the second frame :)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 18:44, archived)
# srsly?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:26, archived)
# It couldn't have been worse.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Prove it!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Victoria's Secret Ion.
She's packing some H30+ in those knicks.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:53, archived)
# just...no smear tests =(
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:54, archived)
# You wanna sell them??
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Maybe in a few weeks
I only just bought them.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 20:22, archived)
# NO!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 11:57, archived)
# It's that time of the week again
or, to be more accurate, slightly later than that time of the week again.
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue571/
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Yay! Thanks ro ... oh, wait
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo(lf)!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 18:28, archived)
# beer time?
i agree.
'bye all!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Yays
cheers, not Rob
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:02, archived)
# thanks dave
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Fake and ghey
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:58, archived)
# ta
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Hanging out at a theme park.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha oh shit
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Can bumworms have worms in their own bums?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Aaaargh recursion nightmare.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:19, archived)
#
Big worms have little worms,
Within their bums to bite 'em,
And little worms have lesser worms,
and so, ad infinitum.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:46, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Would that not imply that we ourselves
are munchers on a bigger bum?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:06, archived)
# hehehe, lovely
A nice series these are (said in a Yoda voice, I don't know why)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:18, archived)
# have they been on the big one?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Due to the Mini Chutney, I am learning all about Bum Worms
It seems there has been an outbreak amongst a couple of kids at nursery. One of the staff, was explaining to parents as they picked up their wee uns, as she was doing so, a small rotund lady breezed past in the coridoor and said loudly Easiest way to tell is to stick a strip of scotch-tape over yer bumhole and pull it off quickly, then check it fer wurms!

0_0

.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:19, archived)
# They come out at night, mostly.
My kids had them at nursery a few times. Easiest way is to get some worming tablets from the chemist and repeat for the whole family a few weeks later. And nuke your towels and bedding from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Really?
I had no idea this would be one of the consequences of children, I thought the children themselves were the parasites!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:27, archived)
# They are indeed parasites
but they come out of the vagina instead
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Sadly, no, they come with a panoply of parasites.
Head lice is another regular visitor when your kids get to junior school. Mmmmm.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:31, archived)
# ...and so ad infinitum.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:33, archived)
# I was 'prepared' for headlice
but bumworms is another matter
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Kids are like fast breeder reactors for all manner of horrible germs and they are not shy about passing it on to parents.
Kid a bit sick at nursery? Expect to have food poisoning and all the lovely associated symptoms yourself next day. Nobody tells you all this when you decide to have kids do they?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:49, archived)
# When your mum is a nursery headteacher
it works the other way as well...I only ever caught headlice once and that was when her school had an outbreak :(
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:52, archived)
# I'm confused
are my bumworms having kids now?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:37, archived)
# this whole conversation is giving me a very itchy bottom
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Smallbrainfield is sponsored by OVEX.
Remember to treat the whole family!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:51, archived)
# this is why i live alone
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:55, archived)
# WORMHOLES!
*relurks*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:03, archived)
# enough to form a transwarp hub
oh god, i'm a geek :(
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Oh Sidney!
They've got exit apertures in all four quadrants
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 18:10, archived)
# "Some worms, need a lot of lovin' and
Bum worms don't"
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:12, archived)
# fuck the bumworms
thanks for the earworm :(
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Don't worry. Try this. Instant earworm cure:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsiS-v6_6M

I have a cunning theory that it's simple chordless melodies that make the catchiest earworms. Anything relying on an interplay of instruments for its main theme is too complex to snag in the brain and seems to work as a cure. The theme from QI is another good earworm-breaker - it takes far too much concentration to keep it going in your head for it to just go off on its own.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:33, archived)
# that's proper wrist-slitting stuff
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:38, archived)
# i am now listening to i can't decide by scissor sisters
works a treat
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Whaaat? It's one of the finest relaxing tunes evah!
You kids and your bloody dubstep, I don't know...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:45, archived)
# never confuse queen with dubstep
never
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:47, archived)
# I am enjoying these
I would not enjoy my own bum worms, I think. Maybe I am wrong. They look quite nice.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Haha Do they have names?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Itchy, Itchy and Itchy.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:25, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:00, archived)
# WHEEEEEEE!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:25, archived)
# ACES!!!!
:)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Marvellous!
We need more of this sort of thing :D
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:47, archived)
# happy bum worms!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:08, archived)
# That's going to leave a mark.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Woo for BUM WORMS!!!
Bum Worms, Bum Worms .............. etc.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:28, archived)
#
haha love this! clicky
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] lolcrosspost

I made this for the compo (it is a sheep, I swear) but I got carried away and could not make a .gif of it. Click on the sheep to see an animated sheep! I am very professional.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:03, archived)
# 4 pubes per sheep
all is in order here :)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:06, archived)
# I had to draw each frame so decided on
a simple idea. Bubbily-clouds are not simple, he slowly morphs into a ball.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:07, archived)
# candy floss sheep is win :D
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:12, archived)
# That is a deeply moving and tragic tale
*sniff*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:08, archived)
# winnar
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:10, archived)
# poor sheep!
nobody should be forced to be pink!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:10, archived)
# ^ pink is nasty
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:16, archived)
# it's the colour of candy-coated evil
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:18, archived)
# What, like this
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Reminds me a bit of the Violator from Spawn.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Close enough I guess. {:-)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:31, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH THE MIGHTY INVINCIBLE FLAMING PISSHAMMERS OF DOOM!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:27, archived)
# That went well then. {:->
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:33, archived)
# *shudders uncontrollably*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
nice, if that was made in Flash, you could export to gif?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:16, archived)
# I made it on a very simple animation app on an iPad,
it can export to iOS's strange camera roll thing but I get confused from there onwards. It's 100+ frames though and I used more of the canvas than I planned too so the animation would be huge - I think!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:18, archived)
# happy sheep is happy :)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:42, archived)
# that made me smile :)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Inspiring thoughts for a weekend full of wonder and treasured memories.


(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:28, archived)
# That's beautiful, man
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:38, archived)
# "You mean ... the whole universe ... could be ... in my ... FINGERNAIL ... ?!"
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:40, archived)
# *ponders*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Oh fucking hell yes
These pictures are the facebook equivalent of greetings cards. Can't be arsed to write anything good? Send a picture of someone else's writing instead
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:41, archived)
# in fairness, the second pic ironically cheered me up because the yellow paintwork is in good condition
i used to paint things a long time ago and can appreciate the vividness of colour despite the harsh environment it is working in.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:41, archived)
# I'm often cheered up by yellow bulldozers too
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Pervert.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:49, archived)
# i like the second one
as it reminds me of my favourite explosion
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:43, archived)
# I went to the dump recently and they do have a problem with pigeons.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:52, archived)
# it's more gulls at my local tip, hundreds of 'em.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Needs feather :D
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Ha, I had the page scrolled to just
the perfect point on the second one.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Font
Perfect font choice for that 2nd one. Fits the pseudo-twaddle perfectly.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Yes Papyrus FTW
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
"Click 'like' and share this image to all your friends and clog up the internet with more of this pointless shite"
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:18, archived)
# already out there. With apologies
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha deep
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:18, archived)
# This ought to get viral on faecesbook
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:19, archived)
# *SMASHES I LIKE THIS BUTTON*
(which means I like this)

Why do people seriously post images of this nature on facebook? They are incapable of living by the vacuous platitudes on them anyway.

(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:14, archived)
# FUUUUUCKKK!
This surely breaches skiing rules??
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:22, archived)
# hahahaha
What a lovable tool he was
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:26, archived)
# I saw him at the trocadero once
doing his thing, though the ski ramp was only about four feet long
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Yesssss
make this happen
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:23, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] the bleatles
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:12, archived)
# she loves ewe
yeah, yeah, yeah
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:12, archived)
# dig a pony...?
oh, no, wait... or maybe?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:19, archived)
# sheep loves ewe?
shirley?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:27, archived)
# ooo, yes
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] he loves his beer
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:37, archived)
# love it
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:41, archived)
# :D ta
and he never spills a drop....a true professional
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:49, archived)
# I actually did a forward summersault down some steps with a pint in my hand (half full) and didn't spill any.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:34, archived)
# *Stands and salutes. Holds position for some considerable time with a tear in eye whilst lip trembles,*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 18:31, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
excellent work!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha, excellent
Where is Sheep, with this being his week and all?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Really lovely
'click'
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:35, archived)
# hhahaha
where's Dave when you need him lol
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:17, archived)
# I love this anim :)
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:24, archived)
# Ah, I was thinking Baa-tles
The fun here is working out which Beatle is which from hairstyle alone...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:21, archived)
# pauls thumb gives him away.
and when you figure out george, it looks a bit like him. ya know, if he were a sheep.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Norwegian Wool
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:29, archived)
# haha
Fancy some grass lads?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Ob-la-bleat-ob-la-baaa!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
b3tans it's that time
for me to request in rhyme
from all your ladies and the one bloke
some kind of crowd sourced joke
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Chris Huhne looking for new partner for Pointless appearance
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Mother's day cancelled by North Korea
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Commemorative North Korean Thermonuclear war edition
Jokes have a half life of 24,000 years
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:14, archived)
# ASIAN PARENTS FORCED TO ATTEND KOREA'S DAY AT LOCAL SCHOOLS
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Special Bieber edition!
(and then post the newsletter at midnight)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:19, archived)
# "My partner forced me to take his points on board
while he sat in the driving seat" says Nick Clegg.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:33, archived)
# I HOPE YOU'RE ALL WEARING SMASHING BLOUSES FOR INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:34, archived)
# is there an international men's day?
i hope so, otherwise that's terrible sexism
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:38, archived)
# !
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:44, archived)
# 0_0
well, that doesn't look gay in the least
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:48, archived)
# I love the photo
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Sorting the wheat from the Chavez
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:37, archived)
# brown bread?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:39, archived)
# INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY ALSO ON FEB 14TH SHOCKER
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:39, archived)
# print off and burn when you know the new Pope
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:43, archived)
# knitted by smash monkey
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:45, archived)
# i approve of this
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Another collection of sheep jokes.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:48, archived)
# JADE GOODY MEMORIAL EDITION
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:24, archived)
# HOW FISH WORKS
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:32, archived)
# DEATH OF CHAVEZ - JEREMY KYLE IN MOURNING
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:39, archived)
# The lamba sutra - for animal lovers
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Knock one out for womens day
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:46, archived)
# "Told you not to eat that foreign muck" Says Prince Philip
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:48, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] i've been at the wool again....


Click for bigger (163 kb)
EDIT: ok, i've decided on a price of 60 quid, not including p & p, which should be about a tenner for the u.k.
if anyone's interested in buying, gaz me.
sorry for the mild spamming ;)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Oh that's just splendid.
What a beauty!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:57, archived)
# corrrr
that's awesome. And massive!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:58, archived)
# covers the pillows at one end
and goes down to the floor at the other
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:59, archived)
# but you'll
never want out get out of bed!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:03, archived)
# that's why my alarm clock is in the next room
i have to get up to turn the damn thing off
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Fan-ruddy-tastic! Full of win!
Compo it... it's sheep-related! :-)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:59, archived)
# done so!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:03, archived)
# That's rather woo
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:00, archived)
# you dropped this:
L
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:01, archived)
# danke
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Shroud of Mario
also..if it's wool compo eet
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:00, archived)
# That is a fine, fine thing, well done :)
Hope those people on the sofa liked it!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:00, archived)
# my parents
so dad didn't understand it and mum picked fault with it.
like i said, parents :/
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:03, archived)
# i bet she commented on the goomba shoe not being the right shade of green.

ninja
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:05, archived)
# everyone fails to spot that it's not a pipe
it's a goomba shoe ;D
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:07, archived)
# yes, i can see how that would be annoying when that happens.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:16, archived)
# easy mistake to make
also, sneaky ninja!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Can't live with 'em,
couldn't have lived without 'em...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:06, archived)
# true, true
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:07, archived)
# fantastic.
*informs nintendo copyright dept.*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:01, archived)
# pfff!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:05, archived)
# That's excellent!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:24, archived)
# well worth the 4 months it took :D
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:33, archived)
# 4 months work
worth a damn sight more than 60 quid I should say
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:53, archived)
# I heard Mario was all over you again last night?
Great work!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:32, archived)
# sadly, you heard wrong :(
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:41, archived)
# ta :)
i'm selling it for 60 quid, if anyone's interested
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Sixty Quid? Don't be ridiculous.
At least £250. Don't sell yourself short!
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 8:47, archived)
# i'm not all that bothered about money
besides, nobody's even offered me the sixty yet :(
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Quite literally Quiltastic!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:50, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I imagined the going down a pipe noise when I saw this. Nice work!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:27, archived)
# ta!
just have to work out what to do for the next one now!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:29, archived)
# fricking awesome!! Want!!!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Bravo!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Excellent work, Smash.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 20:29, archived)
# cool!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Things that rhyme with Culkin
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:44, archived)
# He's so skinny, he needs more food
Macaulay Bulkin'.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Later in life he started a mining industry
Macaulay Coal-King
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:48, archived)
# This is all great stuff.
I might have to do another one.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:53, archived)
# He could be repairing a wooden boat.
Macaulay Caulkin'
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:49, archived)
# or making a soup
Bulking
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:52, archived)
# When he was crowned
A dull king.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Then at one feast he ate too much and became a
full king
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:56, archived)
# and when he killed all those people
Kill King
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Or in Star Trek
as Macaulay Vulkin
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:56, archived)
# The life of Macaulay Culkin
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:55, archived)
# His family are a bit boring though
Macauley Dull Kin
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:28, archived)

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