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/"sob"

(BadgerJuice, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)

Heheheh

Tony says it like is is.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)

Eh Tony!

you wanna make a fuck outta me Tony? HUH?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

no...

...sorry sir.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

cos

its funny and I laughed.
thank you!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

Haha

that works somehow.
woo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)

i don't know why

i laffed!
but i did!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

So they are

I laughed far too much at that

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

Too much time can be spent building a Death of wasps.

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missing, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

that

r0xx0rs my s0xx0rs, if I may say so.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

errr...woo?

look, i've got all preturbed now!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

I'm sorry!

If I share the knowledge that Cadbury's Mighty Mini Animal Biscuits are fabulous would that help?

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missing, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

mmm...

new biscuits to try...?
*well distracted*

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

They're somewhat addictive

and just as deformed as the proper animal biscuits.

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missing, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

but

do they beat jammie dodgers?
surely nothing can knock jammie dodgers off the throne!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

Jammie dodgers or jam sandwich creams?

Both have their merits.

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missing, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

why not ask an expert?

www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com

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bob dinosaur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)

quality.

as they always are. very consistent :)

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

excellent!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

Having returned from a nice lunch

i thought i would put my work on a zip disk and go home to work there. Now i find i have to design and mesh a great big CFD model.

AND i have run out of Holland and Barret youghurt coated hazlenuts. Bugger.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)

I had PIE for lunch..

..from the square pie company in Spittelfields Market. They are teh best!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)

Next time

When come back, bring pie

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

OK....

Ah the 'bring back pie' memories, it's all 'you like bag' these days.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

i can remember when it was all html round here

not like now... young people... no respect...

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)

*sob* I have nowhere to go at lunch

I work in the corporate wasteland of Brentford

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)

There's a top greasy spoon....

...called Michaels near Gilette corner.

(Littlerobot, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

I work of Purley Way in Croydon

if you don't want flat pack furniture for lunch then you go hungry

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

Gutted,

you could eat hot dogs from Ikea unless you're vegetarian.

(Littlerobot, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

You could go to Habitat's cafe

or Sainsbury's or Asda. Ikea has a rather nice canteen and I believe there's a couple of greasy spoons near Fiveways.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

Oh they rock what a shame

and the peanuts.

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Banana, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)

silly chicken

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thebear is thebear, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)

indeed

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

I download pictures from gettyimages at work and

send them home. it takes too long finding images on my dialup connection.
/unrelated post

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

too

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

i do that too!

90 images per page takes about 4 days on dial up:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

never mind

do you have any nimble left for toast?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

i finished it on tuesday. I have rice cakes though, but they are too bland for anything other than making booby traps for cow orkers

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

Cow

orkers?
how rare.

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discostu oh my, its back, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

you've got a real thing

about girl-food, haven't you?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

I like to stay

trim and oh-so firm (no jokes please)

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

people de-claw cats?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2686125.stm

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jsut peopel, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

declawing

is a horrible thing to do.
Yay for west hollywood.

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discostu oh my, its back, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

More celebrity Sanchezzing

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

He deserves

more than just that

(jonnies, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

what like this

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

yes

yes yes yes yes

(jonnies, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)

Heheheheh

Dirty Sanchez! Shitler...

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)

the question is

why is he doing it himself?

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)

cos he's a knob

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

look

this is not aimed at you in partucluar but anyone else find the sanchez so horible that I'd prefer not to see any form of expression of it?
if not I shall gladly go and lurk again.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)

aye

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AndyK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)

i'm not mad keen on it tbh.

it's just unpleasant.

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)

I think it is almost as funny..

..as teabagging!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)

not even

going to ask...

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AndyK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)

probably best.

:-)

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

NNooooo,

stay.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

I don't even know what a

dirty sanchez is.
i just laugh when all the other boys do. :|

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

you don't

want to know, it's on a par with felching.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)

Glark,

Felching is disgusting, as is Lallygagging, Poondocking and Wiffle-nudging.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)

Lallygagging

is a lovely part of Wales I'll have you know..

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

you seem remarkably

knowledgable about all this...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

sounds

like you know too much!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)

try everything once

except incest and country dancing.

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

same thing surely?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

certainly

not country dancing anyway.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

I made the last three up.

Clearly.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)

do people actually

do that then? I thought it was a funny b3ta creation with an excellent name.

It's gross, but I can't help but find it a bit funny still, sorry.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

was not originaly created by b3ta.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)

Introduce me to Gladstone

(sorry, obscure Chris Morris sketch)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

Shoot off

your leg

(jonnies, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)

I'm in complete agreement

Dirty Sanchez = yucky + bleugh

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

oh yes.

Moreover I can't seem to find it At All funny - how strange.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

it's weird though

because most of the time poo is funny

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)

thank you

now I feel alot less odd for not finding it funny. now can I ask please no more sanchez!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

OH. MY. GOD.

I had no idea what that was until I googled for it just now.

Wish I hadn't!

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itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

I haven't laughed at one of those

pics yet.

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Craymen, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

I made this for you

Clicky

Needs flash 6

(guinea, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

and b3ta loves you too

group hug!

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

hahahaha

brilliant! love the ending

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

Parfait!

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

are you related

to Wordy?

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

reposty time

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)

*whistles elephant walk self-consciously*

it's going to be a blandwagon

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

i love that tune

i drive everyone here mad with it

Heres my contribution!

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)

When it started drawing the - er -

big cock - I just assumed that it was me doing the drawing. It seems to be a nervous twitch I have.

ps:

of course.

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dr_fonz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

They should stop moaning about their kit - I don't get a nice work uniform and a gun (but then I'd shoot the clients)

Sure, all the other boys shopped at Army Surplus, but that was SOOOOO last season for Graham

(trimprop, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

what are the chances...

my army surplus boots have the name "Graham" biroed in them.

FACT.

(angrybernard, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

Well, at least one came out alright

My Gallery
I've just set up a cafepress shop of my stuff at http://www.cafeshops.com/howstrange.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)

that is ace

mmmm jenny agutter

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

absolutely

fucking brilliant

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

Seriously good shopping!

woo and yay and houpla!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

he looks like chump manbear

in that final photo. woo!

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

haha

chump manbear

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

Ha ha ha,

its a good name.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

I hate it

when that happens

(jonnies, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

Oh now,

I DO like that!

Arooooooooooooooooo!

(Glis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

My word.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

My Holy Christ

that's good :)

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

that's quite good

I see what you've done there

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

sadly,

the death of the traditional Foto-Me machine means the end of sequential four-image strips.

As you can tell, I think about this a lot.

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isthisyou?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)

sad isn't it

(not you! the end of those strips)
I had to use a photo booth a while back and it only took 2 photos, from 2 different cameras.

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

Thats sad,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)

a 4 photo strip

that ought to be the next challenge.

(nordicapollo, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

awooooooooooooooo

gnashing!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

nice but...

did you know every frontpage takes a year off your life?
livin pretty dangerous there, pal.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

shit

I'm -47 then!

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

well, it depends on when you were

supposed to die, see?
so if I have 28 frontpages, and was supposed to live to be 80, I'll only live to be 52 now.
I don't know how old you were supposed to get, but the fact that you're still alive is mind boggling.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

monkeon's

definitely fucked then

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

oh my god

he's the living dead!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

That is

woosome!

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

yazoo. one of my fave films.

Plus riposte

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

hee hee hee

looks like he's having a big poo on the second one

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

I thought he was on the..

..vinegar strokes of a wnak!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

maybe

he's doing both :-O

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

wow

quality work

(que, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

Absolutely fucking marvellous

as usual. WOO YAY HOUPLA PONOWIE.

I had to shout that one out.

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kaydup, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

I've neglected giving a lot of people enough praise for their amazing efforts

so this is for everybody.

yes, I mean you.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

hello to chump manbear.

and woo yay to you, sir.

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)

I will never tire of chump manbear

never.
i love him.
wwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)
woo to the zog :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)

yay!

fnastpstastic!

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)

give that gherkin a workin!

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)

Thank you darling, but i couldn't eat another

fing...

Woo to the Yay to the Houpla. Hang on, is that a fly on top? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)

We love you

Chump Manbear.
Yay!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)

that's lovely

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

me?

i've done shite-all today tho'?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

not just today.

you know. in general.
I've slacked off in my wooyaying.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

werewolf

or chips

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crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

and a

Hi! Cockalorum right back at ya.

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discostu oh my, its back, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

Been out what did I miss?

At home conecction slower than fuckbuggery.
I am the eggman

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Banana, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)

See below.

Coo coo ca choo.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

Oh...

German Birds have hairy friends, Your mum's a slut and phils mum is a cross between the queen and Audrey Hepburn.
Am I up to speed?

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Banana, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

german birds have hairy "Frineds"

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

some people, eh?

They haven't a clue

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)

seems so,

my mum isn't a slut, I was joking and I feel bad now.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

not much

but I have just found this! and I want one.

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)

you

still wanking?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

yep, I've got a rhythm going.....

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

Slave to it are you?

Fuck this is too slow. I'm of to play vice city. See you all tomorrrow.

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Banana, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

You were in Horsham today,

we could have met up at lunch and had a coffee.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)

Just popped back in

Shite, bud, I never knew. I should be down that neck of the woods (what does that mean?) next month, I'll shout ye.

( Banana, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

close

yaw gawd damn TAGS!
( timothy claypole, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

i like the board in italics

leave them open

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)

tags woman

dear god

xxxxx

but i still lurv you.
.
( M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

aaaaaaargh

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crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

Fab,

I look forward to it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

it'll be worn to a stump

by now

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

another 9 inches and it will be

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

And now on BBC - Watchdog.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

Is that..

..Joey Deacon, Norman Wisdom or Alf Garnett?

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)

it's jimmy 'crocodile shoes' nail isn't it?

and now you've made me think of his singing career and i'm going to have to go and hit myself round the head repeatedly.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)

nope

it's generic northern bloke from getty images

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

Perhaps cloned..

..from the above list.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

One card sharp

Michael didn't play against...

/edit: hat tip to original pic poster

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

hat tip accepted sir.

And woo to the pic.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

i was at

St Marys (southampton fan) for Owens first away game since the "stories" how we enjoyed singing "Bridgies got your money" (a southampton player he played cards with) and after missing a shot "You should stick to playing cards...etc"

:)

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timothy claypole, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

southampton fans? singing?

it'll never happen..

for verily, like when the ravens leave the tower, when the saints start singing the world will come to an end

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

ill have you know

that southampton were the most "tuneful" football team in britain last season, hazzaaa!!!
COYR!

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timothy claypole, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

ha ha

does one of you get a tuning fork out?

now then, 'TINGGGGGGGGGGGGgggggggggggg in the key of C major, after four, ah1 ah2 ah3 ah4

'oh wendy saints go marching in'

we've discovered at bournemouth that we can be very loud now we've got a better roof

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

ohh

your a cherrie, my friend plays for bournemouth...

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timothy claypole, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)

really? not wade is it?

i seem to know loads* of people who know him

(* = 1, 2 if you do to)

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

i used to

go to school with Wade.
His best mate was my best mates bruv, hence many a school lunchtime or kick about after school, summer hols, gigs would involve Me, Martin, Pete (wades mate) and Wade
[edit]
ps. he's gonna waste away in the 3rd division like the rest of your squad. He had the chance to move to the saints and be a premiership player, but it didnt happen... frankly, you're no better than any other 3rd division team and are an embarrassment to South coast football...

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timothy claypole, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)

not pete bartlett?

i'll let your cherry-bashing slide you evil scummer..

just remember your league position is totally false and you'll be struggling against relegation within weeks :O)

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)

its hard

to take any insults seriously from a 3rd division team, now run along little boy...

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timothy claypole, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

Excuse me. I think I'm a bit overdrawn.

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

*chortle*

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

byaou-

tiful

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AndyK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

Arf

I love this joke theme!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

Ha ha

I can relate on many levels...

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

brilliant

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

Wow.

A bank clerk in a pink suit. That IS awesome.

ta-daah!

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dr_fonz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)

are you really not going to post anymore today?

it this true?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)

aha

ahahaha
i get it!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)

oooh

that's smart.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)

hehe

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)

very nice!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)

habsolutely

brahilliant!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

Cooieeeee

hello there deary, how are you, what about the weather we're having lately, it's not like it was in the war...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

how much luv ?

/'orn

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

Ohhhh! young man...

...put that away, you filthy beast, you've been wanking since 9am this morning, your bound to be red raw by now, you naughty little boy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)

i'm ok

i stocked up on hand cream.

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

Do you not have a PM wank

then?

(cattleprod, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

no need

i just keep going, it's what i do for a living.
I clock out at 5:30

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

I would...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)

reminds me of all the prossies you see round canal st

which, when you think about it, is the single worst place for women to solicit men.

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)

not knowing canal street,

I can only presume that it is because gentlemen prefer ladies who inhabit places close to larger expanses of water?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

canal street is the centre of the gay village in manchester.

amusingly abbreviated to anal treet.

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

Is that Canal St in Dublin?

Somewhere to go if you haven't pulled in the Sugar Club? (You'd have to be rougher than a badger's arse not to pull a girl in Dublin though)

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)

And they said I couldn't fly....

HA, look at me now Attenborough!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)

that is my fave

penguin pic - superb

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

love it

extreme penguins, i think that should be a comp for tomorrow....Extreme Animals!

woo

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

That's got my vote

shame there's already a winner =)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

has someone hit a hummus pipeline?

it seems to spewing all over the board! top stuff all!

and w/y/h

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

Ooooh *blushes*

you are too kind!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

that's foookin' marveloose

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spassmonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

that is a wonderful image

i love it more then life itself.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

Woo.

Nice.

(tomsk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

Front page stuff

I reckon

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

Woo

Nice sky surfing pingwin.

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kaydup, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

he he

rockin'

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

woo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

HA!

he hasn't tried to release the parachute yet...

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)

woo & yay!

why don't chocolate biscuits eat elephants?
cus they don't like flightless sea-birds

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)

grrrrreat

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)

gnarly d00d

/l337

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djol, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)

niceone

yay!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

nice to see

he made it airborne :) wooyayhoupla !!!!

(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

Hot pie!

is gooooooooooood!

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

Rasta

Pussycat Kill Kill
poor quality ms paint rush job - apologies -but it's the thought that counts...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

indeed

/that is all

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)

They're the eyes of a cold hearted killer.

Aren't they?

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

Silly sausages

Just had a rather objectionable spam advertising a sex shop which was foolish enough to include a phone number - *** **** ****. Have fun.

Mod: Try not to post stuff that could get the board sued for harassment, mmkay?

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

Yes,

because I have nothing better to do than phone sex shops for no discernable reason.
Silly Chicken.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

admitting the problem

is the first step on the road to recovery.

we're all very proud of you.

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

as long as he keeps to the restraining order

the police won't bother him...

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)

You neither?

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

I'm sure your mum would like to hear from you

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

i've

only just received my first "if adverts were honest" email.

my frineds are so last week.

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

I'm

still waitin :(

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

i've had 3

ner ner na ner nerrr
same bloody 1 tho' grrr
be more different!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

what's a frined?

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

it's when you put Ned

in some batter.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

I believe they are..

..things you get when you don't broadcast your wank schedule.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

*fact*

ewe are Wrong !

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

Darn!

You are right!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)

female

gonads.

that's why they're weak.

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

are they hairy?

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)

don't

be daft!

only german birds have hairy frineds

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)

ha ha

daft woman......i think i love ewe.

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)

What the frig is a

Charm School For Men?

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

to teach us how to belch a nice tune

and wait til ladies have left the room before bottom burping

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

the mods

got in there pretty quick! :)

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

Yes but some of us have got it on redial...

(

pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

But... but...

Why?

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

Um, good point...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

w/y/h to the mods!

hope i dont get beaten up by a rocker

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)

oh how Audrey could play

Feeling too lazy to animate

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Mond, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

ooh ooh ooh

that fillum was my mum and dad's first date, and he told her she looked like Audrey Hepburn, and later he bought her that song and it was "their song".

*happy face*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

hang on

she looked like Audrey Hepburn and now she looks like the Queen?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

um.

She didn't really look much like Audrey Hepburn. I've seen the photos. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

bit of a smoothie

your dad then, eh?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

well

maybe he thought she did. You never know. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

AAAhhhhh,

My mum met my dad when she was on holiday with someone else.

Slut.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

Haha!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

Of course,

that was a joke, My mum is lovely.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)

of course she is

all mums are lovely

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

you've not met

my family then

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

*moodswing*

mine bloody isn't - I've just got off the phone from her being a complete cow at me.

I take it all back - she's a moose.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

a lovely moose

and you probably deserved it anyway ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)

How do you know

She's your Mum?

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

is that a compliment though?

you look like someone else?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

someone universally acclaimed as really beautiful?

someone prettier than you?

It depends I suppose but... um, probably.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

someone

prettier than me? That's not much of a yardstick...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

is there a history of glaucoma in your family?

(i bet he said that to all the girls)

(my parents met at a fencing club in wolverhampton)

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)

Myopia

bringing people that look a bit like other people together since...forever.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

I guess

telling her she looked like a queen could have been misinterpreted ;)

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rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

you look like

the drag queen!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)

My Mum did. And Dad looked like James Dean. Unfortunately

I look like Lurch...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

Bruce Lee?

A bit like Bruce and Linda Lee. Was it Linda? Is that her name?

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Mond, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

Does she set light to

it later.

Waiting round the bend,
My Huckle Berry friend.
Moonriver and me.

*wipes away tear*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

she snorts a line

and then smashes up the room at Sally Tomato's party.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)

yeah, it was a bit rubbsih, eh...

but at least he wrote the Pink Panther theme and the Baby Elephant Walk (one of the best pieces of music of all time).

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

Its one

of my favourite songs.
Henry Mancini was a geeeenius.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)

I admire your taste!

If I'm in a bad mood, a quick blast of the Baby Elephant turns my frown upside down =)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)

have you heard

the theme tune to "The Party"?

Oh and "Shot in the Dark" from the Pink Panther is also ace.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)

you too

have excellent taste. I think I'm going to have to buy some more moosic. I expect there's some kind of "best of" somewhere...

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)

I love that

she's probably trying to pick her way through Stairway to Heaven

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

my favourite film*

so woo and yay in bountiful measures

(* - well top 3 anyway)

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

Dosnt need any animation.

Anything with Audrey is automatically brilliant. I loved her in everything.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

we've suddenly all become extremely gay

the one with cary grant and the aeroplane stamp is my favourite.

[edit] charade, that was it

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

Wheeeeeeeee...

(tomsk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)

rocket rodent.
Woo!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

Heheheh

PARP! not pffft

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

i like you

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

squeeeeze...

woo!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

Genie

arse

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

Presumably

everyone knows that British spies used exploding rats during WWII ?

The pre-bang expression is wonderful, by the way.

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wonko the sane, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

haha

I didn't see it coming! woo :)

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rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

that is woo!

have a monkey firework!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

woo

that's great too!

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rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)

cheers!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)

that's

so fuckin' woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

he he he he. Love it.

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kaydup, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)

Its amazing what a lot of make up can do

Yes I know you still would
/sl*ts

(Symball, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)

Phew! I thought it was going to be The Munter...

wyhbtw

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

...

Probably not very original, but I had a spare lunchtime...

(Clownkiller, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)

looks good

to me!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

class

outfit!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

the blues, man, the blues.

woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

i got dem preyed-on-by-eagles

bloooooooos...

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

I woke up this morning

my baby was gone
she left no trace about the place
she's in an eagle's tum

i got dem preyed-on-by-eagles
bloooooooos...

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

The one int he middle looks

like Van Morrison

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)

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