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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

I suppose if you want something doing

best do it yourself

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

sword

duelling....well that would explain a great many things

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

look

pirate swords

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notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

mummy

the nasty man asked me to play pirates with him and then showed me his tail

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)

I need an adult!

;)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)

Ah, shut up you whining little bitch.

Does he want to kiss mummy?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)

snort

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notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)

i will join your country

El leader capitan.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

why i have nightmares of school 1#

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?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)

aargh

keeeell eeeet

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The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

EEEEEEP!

KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!!

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

That's

very well done

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corington, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)

luverly

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anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

oooooh

look at his luxurious glossy coat. I bet he's a butcher's... er... pet.

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

oo ... lovely.

can i get a couple of those?

they look great!

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cow23, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)

Well

I could not let a bandwagon go without adding one of my own...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

Old school

union flag there

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

honestly dont know if my old school had a flag....had a flag pole but I honestly dont recall anything hanging from there...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

so did my school

only they had a EU flag, which i kept, *ahem* "removing" because of my anti-europe ways

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

it's political correctness

gone mad!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)

shame you live in it

then, really....

:¬)

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Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)

no no no.

Britain is it's own continent.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

are

we..so wheres the cheap booze ?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)

yeah

and the topless beaches

(i.e. straight down to the wet sand so you don't get dried seaweed between your toes trying to get back to the car)

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Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

geography/science lesson

Britain lies on the Eurasian continental plate, which constitutes mst of europe, the balkan states, and a little bit of russia

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

for

cnuts and thieves and sun reading jizzers.

ohmygosh if i wasn't such a coward this is the best job in the world an internationally-renowned kidnap-recovery agency

(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

i live on the continental mass of land known as europe

however, i live in the United Kingdom.
i will never recognise the European Union as any form of power, and if the UK joins their silly little single currency, i will move the USA

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)

will you take paul daniels

and frank bruno with you?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

and

that other cheesewire Jim tossing davidson, i have met him and he is racist and a sexist proud bit of english rotten beef.

(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)

and patrick moore.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)

Does he still run the Common Sense Party?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)

what makes you think they'll have you?

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

i'll sneak in

under a coat

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

you'd better throw away your EU passport then

and do your best not to work for a company that does any business with any other EU country, also forget about having your human rights protected by the EU, avoid using any transport infrastructure partly funded by the EU (most of it, particularly in Wales), and piss off to the states...

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Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)

were

hookers are celebrities and they eat african babies brains at cocktail sex parties.

(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)

would they be

spicy brains they're eating at those parties?

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Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)

some

are spicey and some have sugar on them.

(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)

oh, okay.

See ya.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)

Of course it makes sense for a small and no longer significant Island

to try to make it's own way in the world, rather than being a leading member of a much larger and more powerful political body.
I expect the anti-Europeans will be as good to their word as those who said they'd leave if Labour got into power.

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)

but we are not insignificant.

we merely have politicians who would like us to believe it
we have a permanent seat on the UN security council
more money goes through our stock market than tokyo, germany and the us combined
our language is spoken in more places than anywhere on earth
Europe imports more from us than we do from them
we have the most stable and trusted currency in the world.
and we are better at rowing than everyone else.

(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:21, archived)

bye

send us a postcard

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)

as that a present?

for me? can I open it? is it kittens?

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

Yes, but they're

KITTENS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!1

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

Kittens are for life

Not just for B3ta.

Or is that the other way round?

(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

Kitten Prison?

awww. Poor kitties.

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

don't worry.

i feed them noodles.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

noodles

and poodles

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

Oodles and oodles

of noodles and poodles.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

erk

that hurts my eyes!!!!!

Stars and Stripes and Saltires for ever

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

Woo!

you've removed wales from the flag altogether!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

but

they weren't there to start with

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

are they not the red diagonal cross?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)

that's

them irish dudes, St patrick's little cross (of lurve)

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

No.

No Welsh representation on the flag.
Wales are too cool for skool!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

and have poor education as well

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

It's better than England's

but I still agree with you.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

bet

you can't say " i like the library" in welsh. actually that's not that useful is it

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)

rydw i'n hoffi i llyfrygell

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)

ROCK

Sir! You ROCK!
i also enjoy dwy'n hoffi coffi
hee hee!

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)

I probably said

I like am library or something similar.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)

ah yes

I like that one too.

I never got to use it as much as good old mae'n ofnadwy, though...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)

thank fuck for that

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

actually

i think he removed the irish....

and i dont think the welsh actually have a part of the union flag....

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

well

it was that one or this one

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

oh,

but i like dragons. avec fire
EDIT: ha ha! i was too slow! now this makes no sense, tres gooood

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

It's probably been done but

It's the first on my newest (2nd) server! WOOH!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)

shirley

there wouldn't be any black in that union jack if that were the case

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

the swastika had black in it

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

hence my use of it

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

i stand corrected

/sits down again

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

Woo!

as the old rhyme used to go...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

that deserves...

(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

yay

for weatabix hitler woo yays

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

weetabix?

???

(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

That's not a weetabix ...

It's Pootle (or is it Perkin?) ... Anyway, it's not a weetabix (or a domokun).

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

looks like a weetabix to me!

sorta

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

you're not

a child of thatcher then....

all children of thatcher remember the flumps.

(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

hmm

flumps are marshmallow and you eat them... (i'm 23)

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

me too.

but i'm only 18.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

you missed out

on so much good TV, young Jedi.... Bod, The Flumps, Bagpuss, the Clangers, Hong Kong Phooey....the list goes on....

(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)

im only 18

i saw all those. but then i was brainwashed into watching the tv from an early age

(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)

Then

at least you'll grow into your looks.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

he he

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

these are flumps

and this is Pootle

as is this

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

it's clearly Pootle

though I am not entirely happy with what you have done to me

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)

How dare you!

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

it's a bloody outrage

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)

nice tash though

*leer*

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

cockalorum!

Heil Osiris! Er ist deine neues fúhrer!

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

danke

ich wollte immer ein Holzfaller sein.

(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

ja!

das ist ein hund!

btw, my german has suffered since i left school. all i understood was

"Thank you. I see a ........"

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

ich wollte...

"i have always wanted to be a lumberjack"

and what they say about germans is true - i played a gig supporting a german band at the camden underworld last year, they got there three hours early and marked all the backstage area for their own use.....no shit.

(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

yes, see?

we should have just killed them all after we won the war!
fucking krauts!
it's not too late!
kill them all!!!
they're eeeevil!
we're gooooood!

I'm astounded at the level of intolerance on the board today.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)

Shut it

yank.*

*joke

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)

you've not been around much lately, have you?

They're all at it these days.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)

I think much of it

is meant in jest.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)

"what they say about ______ is true"

is one of my favorite joke openers.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)

Ich möchte

ein Glas Mineralwasser bitte.

Schnell! Schnell!

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partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

i always wanted to be a lumberjack.

but anyway...
where did Spanky is Fellating Mice and Elves Again go?

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zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

damn that user 3122

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)

what the hell?

that link went all wonky.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)

surely

it would be "Voo, Jar und Houplaeinza"

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

I'm not at all sure about

that

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

New Toy Range Causes Daily Mail Reader To Prolapse

(WaldoMcFroog, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

hahahahaha

that is fucking great!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

Ooooh. Very good.

I'd like to see Pan's Lego People.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

I wanted to

form my own troupe of dancing lovelies and call them Legs Akimbo.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

tee-hee

I love that phrase.

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

Legs Akimbo?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

yup

I have used it many a time.

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

cor

can I do that now?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

of course you can

why shouldn't you?

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)

Pootle

scares me, he has fists like clenched pigs and a temper like a very angry thing.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)

GRRRRRR

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)

See

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)

tee-hee

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)

I love that too much for my own good.

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

I bought my Dad

the Hell's Angel for his birthday

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

4ecewl

llent

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

Oh, I love playmobil

WHOO for them!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

repost

but applicable
Clicky here

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Nath, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)

Sorry

But I can't see one of those traffic light wars thingies without thinking this.

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niles, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

that some form of sock?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

"Green Man"

Bit obscure innit? W/Y/H anyway

(Grumb., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

Prefer this, then?

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niles, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

ha ha ha

Much better!

(Grumb., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

Didn't think

I could be too obscure for b3ta :(

Oh well, back to talking to you on messenger. Or I spose I could just come next door :)

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niles, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

Nah

Let's just carry on wasting this thread between ourselves

(Grumb., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)

can i join in?

can i?

(Divvy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)

only

if you know what a green man is

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niles, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:03, archived)

The McLaren team

were starting to worry about
the extreme sibling rivalry...

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

i'm already watching this

for hours*

*100% unfact

WOO to the cuties

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notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

TJ, only for those who are bothered

but I just egospazzed and found this.

Martin Kemp? What?

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

Yes,

I found it funny but as you can see, my dander was up.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

yes,

the soul of wit, you were

now you know why i don't like having my photograph taken

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

Baff

you're both gorgeous.

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

Yes,

yes we are.
As are you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

Everyone turn to the right

and pat the person in front of you on the back.

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)

I don't doubt for a moment

that we're all gorgeous.

It's just that having your photo on the internet allows some complete twat who's never met you to go around comparing you to people out of Spandau Ballet.

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

sorry.

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

what

for?

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

stealing your crisps.

;)

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)

Hmm I thought it would be a compliment to be compared to Martin Kemp.

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)

it might be, and it might not be

but i just don't think i look anything like him

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

It's your eyes :)

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

Carol?

Can I have ANOTHER loan?

My breast uplift went wrong.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)

dander?

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

dander: small particles of skin or hair

- hence dandruff

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

Yes,

Dander.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

I've seen your dander

most impressive, it is

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

I know you have,

I was there.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

I'm

just glad I was wearing my sunglasses.

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)

i'm

still squinting now

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)

Its the glare,

its like looking at the sun really.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

it's the eyes

i imagine

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

And he kept shouting

GOLD all the time.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

isn't that

Tony Hadley?

now he's someone worth looking like...

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

Um...

yes...bugger

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

did you keep playing

air bass? that would explain it...

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

he's got a point

having met you, I wouldn't think that. But in that photo, yeah.

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

Blimey,

what a nasty thread.
I can kind of see it though.

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wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)

I forgot how tense that afternoon was

until I retraced that thread.
There's just been too many rude twunts recently. Not like when I was a lad, fields for miles around...

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

Yes,

there has.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

why can't people be more like us?

WHY?

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

Its a mystery to me,

I was thinking of producing some sort of blueprint, so others can learn.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)

perhaps

synthesise your DNA and put it in the water supply?

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

There's an option.

Although, with so many me's around other men wouldn't stand a chance with the ladies...unless of course they looked like you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)

Not the Martin Kemp.
Just a Martin Kemp

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

ah,

now you're talking

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

Hee hee

Woo!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

That is woosome!!

And the racing is more interesting than any in the last few seasons.

100% of Fact Niblet.

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partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

that rocks.

pat yourself on the back. you are a hero.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

Are they supposed to be some kind of

SHREWmacher brothers to go with my Jacques VOLEneuve from yesterday?

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christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)

awww

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

/heeds his crucifix

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notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

quick!

stamp on it before it gets away!!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

KILL IT!

KIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

quick

grab the left wing.. i'll grab the right.. the rest of you get behind it and ... oh fuck it.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

it bit me!

the fucker bit me!

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

doesn't look too able to fly

a bit like a dodo. i've seen plenty of those.

tj: does anyone know a good php class/function for drawing graphs? rather than just inputting values, i'd like to send it colours for the bars as well.

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_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

socks

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

I think its still got to pupate...

or something.....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

just look on hotscripts

there's bound to be one on there

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

they all have pre-set colour bars

i want it for my ratemyhue bit o'shite

(

_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

I think

they're easily altered to be non-preset

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

it's

the scary kitten mask that does it

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

I was going more for a poodle type hair cut type thing

(

Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

have.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

Union with Evil Pentangle in... also already! Anymore?

(Sanks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

pentangles

are not evil.

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

i'm not so sure

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

not all of them

hence his need to specify that this one is.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

They are if you get one stuck up your arse.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

that's a chocolate starfish

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

chocolate starfish.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

if it's supposed to be evil

it's up the wrong waaay... oops - two points up (the devil's horns)

(

Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

More to the point...

The point downwards represents drawing energies towards yourself from everything else. It's the other way round if the pentagram points upwards.

(

technical itch, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

very true

(

Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

But only

greasy haired metal-head knob-ends in cum-
stained Cannibal Corpse T-shirts would take
all that guff seriously.

(

technical itch, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

er, right

now there's religious stereotyping for you

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

Ah, come on

religions are only for the mentally infirm. None of them stand up to the slightest bit of intellectual rigour. In the end they all come back to "Well that's what I believe" argument. Which you can't do much about.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

you've been

reading nietzsche?

there is truth in there, but then again, it can keep someone up in hard times. that's what they're made for. but abused.

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

I don't think that's what they're made for

More like they're made to keep the proles in their place. Don't act up - you'll go to hell (yeah, right). Be good, according to our rules and you'll go to heaven (and not give us bourgeoisie any of your nonsense in the process) Is this heaven business any more believable than the garden full of nubile young virgins those 9-11 hijackers apparently believed they would be attending after the event?

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)

Ugh!

Not only is she a vegan, but a Christian too.

Remember Alice Crimmins.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)

Who was she?

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)

Let's face it

What is known as modern paganism is nothing more than a late 19th century romantic notion

runs and hides

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

Are you hiding from pagans?

The people who paint themselves blue and run around nekkid? I don't blame you!

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)

Like Satanism

sorry, pentagram crew.. it's true.

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

You should all read...

Anton LaVey. Hilarious man.

(

technical itch, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)

aaaahh ha ha ha

~~so true~~

Eeeeep

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

your point being

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

and

most Christians.

(Divvy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

They're even worse than

greasy haired metal-head knob-ends in cum-
stained Cannibal Corpse T-shirts.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

Well

i'm lost

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

snort

that's great. and true.

although I love a bit of mysticism, i'd never really believe it.

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

i love the fact that hitler thought it was all real

and did in fact fund a search for the holy grail!

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

In other words

it's a load of old bollocks?

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

if you want to think it's a load of old bollocks then it is

if you want to think it isnt, then it isnt

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

what if I have no thoughts on the subject?

Is is a load of old bollocks or not then?

(

jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

Yes.

It's obviously all a Load of Old Bollocks. Unless you're Religious, in which case you're a wacko who I have nothing further to say to.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)

I'm not religious.

so you can carry on talking rubbish along with the rest of us.

I could have been evil and said that I was religious. Then you wouldn't have been able to speak ever again :-)

(

jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

Erm, I think you may have found

that Baz wouldn't have been embarresed into saying nothing.
though there's a tiny chance I am wrong

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

What are you trying to say?

Hmmmmm? HMMMMM?

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

you don't strike me as a fellow who

suddenly changes their mind because you've offended someone.

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)

Yep, that sounds like me.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)

PARP!

HONK!

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

PONK

HARP

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)

is that no horsehoes and luck?

i'd be no good as a satanist, black just does nothing for me

(

new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

So if you drew one in the middle of a football pitch

one side would win until half time..

..then it would be a draw.

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

Depends

which way up you put them.

(

technical itch, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

The flag

of Morocco has a pentangle but it only has 1 horn at the top

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

pentangles/pentagrams AREN'T evil

unless it points downwards

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

and paintmashe

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

What about if it's drawn on the floor?

(

partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

always stand

down-wind of it

(

magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

excellent point.

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

5 excellent points to be

precise

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

in that case

the downwards point would be pointing south :p

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

what if you drew it

on the south pole?

(

jme, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

then it would be

the most evil pentagram ever made!!!!!

bwah-ha-ha!!!

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

But if it was built on the south pole...

They'd all be pointing north.

(

wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

What about

if you drew it on the

MOON!!!!

Da da-da-DA!

(

partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

Good Point

yeah what if it is on the floor

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

well actually i know of a way

of using an inverted pentagram which isn't classified as evil.
but anyways...

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

Simply rotate it

36 degrees?

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

36?

what use is that?
/puzzled

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

its ALMOST the answer to everything

/hitch-hiker (42)

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

If thats the answer

Whats the question...

(

Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

five points

72° apart, if you're half way between two points, and given the pentagram has rotational symmetry of 5, you simply need to rotate it a tenth of a circle. Hence: 36 degrees.

simple.

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooooo

get pythagoras!

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

tomorrow

Prof. Spanky Falettin will be explaining the meaning of life, in hebrew

Friday

Prof. Spanky Falettin's Foriegn languages course will be covering Ancient Aramaeic

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

Vey

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

my maths has really

suffered since i left school

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

I do private tuition

if you need to (ahem) bone up

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

do you not mean pentagram?

www.pentagram.com/
er i mean something more like this :
ew2.lysator.liu.se/loth/t/o/tobywright/pentagram.jpg

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

Is that like

Pentagram the design people? not a mini-child of proctor & gamble are they?

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

yes it looks like them

i just did a google and found them. i know nuffink.

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

google also found this

www.raksmusic.com.tr/tempo/pentagram.jpg

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

what makes it evil?

it looks like a very pleasant one to me

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

it stole

my hubcaps.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

Is nothing

sacred?

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

Hail Satan!

and all his evil pointy eared pixies in Hell!

(

technical itch, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

oi!

i'm not... oh hang on a minute, yes i am.
ok, carry on

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

When he says Hell...

...He means Holland and Barratt.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

same difference

fucking lentils.

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

heheheh

agreed.

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

Lentils are the lenses off Spider Eyes.

Fact.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

i wouldn't have said you were pointy-eared

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

really?

everyone else thinks i am
some people even like it

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

He SUCKS!

and BLOWS!
EDIT: Satan that is.

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

most importantly,

he stole my hubcaps.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

it would have been even worse

had you had a car...

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

so true.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

thats technically known as

asking for trouble....

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

yes

It doesn't look evil.. I agree, where do I get my evil 'symmetry' from...

(Sanks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

the flag should be

three ducks kissing.

(

_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

the fear

the fear

oh yes and a peace sign for this hippie.

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

*ahem*

hand drawn cock?

boobies?

i think theses are still missing.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

Yay!

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

its needs a toilet

and a giraffe.

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

the pringles

man.

(cece, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

we are the illuminati

of the new millennium.

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

Gladys enjoyed a drive in country...

sadly, being a sheep she was oblivious to the concept of road safety.

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

Enjoyable

wiper action, does it work when she hits other cars?

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

She reminds me

of my girlfriends mum

(

Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

Sheep are unable

to see sponges *FACT*

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

how do they do Rorschach inkblot tests?

(

0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

baaaaaa-dly

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

hahahaha!

brilliant

(

Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

fabulous!

I love gladys

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

/swoon

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

Hard Rock Classics #5

Guess the song (now this one's so fucking easy i'll thwack you all if you don't answer in max five mins!!)

(

edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

smoke on the water

deep poiple

edit: 0 minutes.

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

Ha ha!

it is too! ohhhh indexing has killed my brain

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

i'm seeing them at the secc in a couple of weeks!

that is, unless anyone wants to buy my ticket?

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

funnily enough

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

aww, but go on

they're not _that_ old really

(i just want to go to glastonbury a day earlier! otherwise i'd be loving it up)

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

spacefish

they're older than my grandad. And he's dead.

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

duh duh duuuh

duh duh duduuuh
duh duh duuuh
duuh duuuuh

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

spacks on the water?

(

rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

hahahaha!

i've got quite a spacky face at the moment, perhaps i should record it

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

who cares if they're old?

have you seen Steve Morse performing live? awesome.

(

edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

they do play old though

last time i saw them, it was all seating. codger-rock-tastic

the who, on the other hand... i'm glad i saw them before entwistle went

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

I care if they're old.

It's like the whole music scene is in rewind. I hated this stuff when I was young. Bloody pompous musicians up their own arse with their interminable solos and permanent showing off. Yuuuch.

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

i second that Yuuuch

(

magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

stick it up

on ebay?

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

i'm not sure if i really want to sell it

so i thought i'd ask in an unlikely forum, in order to get 50/50 odds of a taker :)

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

michael row your boat ashore

lindisfarne?

(

new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

Uh...

Wierd Guy Smoking Pot In A Green Boat At Sunset?

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

isn't that brown?

i seem to have a bit of a strange brown/green colour blindness, so i could be wrong

(

Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

too, to be truthful...

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

Just so you know....

its defo brown.

(

Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

i used to have

a pair of brown trousers. one day i found out that everyone else thought they were green. to this day i still don't know if it was an elaborate/pointless wind up

(

Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

out of my face

in a boat on the waves

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

that's

loads better

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

are they all

deep purple?

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

3 of 4 was

but i'll make new ones that are not

(

edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

YAY

I know not of this deep purple of which you speak! :)

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

verily

you are blessed ;)

(

magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

mightily you

are mr magoo!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

Ra-Ra Rasputin?

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

Lover

of the Russian Queen.

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

snort

diverted mindpiss

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

russia's

greatest luvmachine

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

There was a cat

that really was gone...

(

splorp ®, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

Is it

shit in her cunt?

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

you have a wonderful

way with words

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

Smoke on the water.

(to avoid being hit)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

Fuck Off

Wayne County

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

more hard rock classics

ok, so it's not exactly a classic

pictures crap as well...

/coat.

(

DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

Just what the Super-Happy-Funtime shift needs

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

What the hell?

How bizarre.

(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

Make

the bad man stop

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

How

Useful

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

was that in the newsletter?

(

_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

hooray

at least one of you bastards reads it

(

rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

eep.

*hides under duvet*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

i try my best

my special needs teacher says it's a great resource.

(

_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

Newsletter?

What newsletter?

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

The magic newsletter

Just follow the yellow brick hyperlink and it'll take you there...

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

Yeah

apparently it tells you the winners of some sort of miffic contest...

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

it appears to support linux.

nice.

(cece, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

Has it been cancelled?

For shame.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

yes

we didn't like them coming round here, mincing and waving their colour-coded handkerchiefs at each other

/littlejohn

(

new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

Oh dear.

I thought that might cheer the place up a bit.

Color-coded flags sounds nice. Apart from the fisting.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

That is so gay

No, really!

(

RarelyEvil, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

woof, i did it again

woof woof

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

phwoar!

i would!

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

originalNOW(tm)

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

I think you might just find it

@ britney.com

(kryptik, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

yes

i did find it there.
thanx for reminding me

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

Yes

'tis here

(kryptik, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

disappointment

it's britney. nice body ugly face :/

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

Britney has a webbed neck.

FACT.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

she has a face that screams smack me

there's something so clearly insincere about her every expression.
It's like someone has spent years teaching her how to smile.

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

never

trust someone whose eyes are that far apart. Like, her real eyes, not her dog ones...

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

She has heap 'um big pony face.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

yes

!!!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)

and the body will shortly

follow the face i wager

(

magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

yes

unfortunately, i couldn't get close enough to britney to actually take the photo myself
sorry

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

i wouldn't.

really.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

the watermark looks like vitiligo

could be a quiz I suppose.

(

rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

stop that!

Now you font guessing buffoon!

;-)

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

font guessing buffoon?

yup

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

Dumb

bitch

(

0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

a vast improvement

THREADJACK

does anyone have, or know where to find a pic of one of those 'no petting, no diving' posters that you used to get in swimming pools?

edit: don't say google, been there

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

www.rathergood.com

here

look for mr stabby

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

thankyou

will try that

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

it's a trick

that's in flash, no photo

(

RarelyEvil, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

so I see

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

no trick

but whateber joke you were gonna do, has been done

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

who said

I wanted it for a joke in here?

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

you'll

be lucky. Tried searching myself once and not a sausage.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

this is rubbish

www.recreonics.com/images2/facility.gif

(cece, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

thanks

but I found that already

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

closest I could find

www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=89512

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

it's good

but it's not right.
I quite like it though, thanks rob :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

Coud always take a few photos

down at your local swimming pool...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

they've banned

cameras and mobiles with picture messaging cos of the paedos :(

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

Hard Rock classics #4

Guess the song

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

Star motorway?

Motorway star?
Highway star?
this reminds me of catchphrase

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

yeah, but which

one of those three? i want straight answer (or a gay one, i don't really care)

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

highgay star?

by deep ~~penetration~~ purple?

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

MC Hammer?

You cant touch this?

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

highway to the stars

?

pfft! im shit at this game!!

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

starway

to heaven?

*groan*

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notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

hee hee hee!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

Highway

Star Deep Purple.

Nobody gonna take my car gonna race it to the ground

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

bravo!

:-)

one left, then i'll have to do more of 'em!

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edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

I said it first!

see aboveness!

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

WordArt

Star on the Ring Road Rides Again, by Jefferson Goldfish

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

Superstar Freeway?

God knows.

If it isn't Girls Aloud, I don't know.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

we built this city of on rock and roll

starship?

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

Spaghetti Junction

by Outkast. Er...

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

Filename is 'hws'

don't know if that means anything...

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

Fuck Off

Wayne County

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

How can you say that?

If you don't want to fuck me...

FUCK OFF!

Fantastic.

I prefer her as Jayne County though.

www.littlecrackedegg.com/issue02/county/images/jayne01.jpg

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

Doh!

It's just that I heart Jayne County and the Electric Chairs.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

good for you

personally I'm sick to death of all these hard rock/prog rock references - pile of shite which I hated years ago when the older folks used to like it - hence my Fuck Off comment.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

I don't get it.

Is that like Progressive Rock?

Or Lace Rock?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

If I had a hammer

By Handy Andy?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

Picnic of Love

by AnalCunt.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

Is there really

a Band called Anal Cunt?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

I do hope so.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

indeed there is

clicky

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

How

Marvellous - would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when they were deciding what to call themselves.

Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar ha ha ha

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

I know a band called

Anal Beard..

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Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

The New Union Jack?

The only thing missing are animals.. shit that's important... and bandwagons

(Sanks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

you left

the fear out.

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notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

fear

what fear?

(Sanks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

how about a hand drawn cock?

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

There isn't any mention of massive hooters.

At all.

Very disappointed.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

hehe

hehe

(Sanks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

Woo!

i can feel your warm liquid trickling down the back of my mind.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

i saw one

just like the b3ta cock in a lift today. made me laugh.

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

hey!

i want a pentagram in there!

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evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

what he said

and a badly drawn cock.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

c'mon fellow pagans!

let us rise up and make our demands!!

WE WANT SHEEP!
WE WANT SHEEP!
WE...

no, wait, thats the welsh list of demands...

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

Evil

a whole series maybe.... Evil, Business etc

(Sanks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

Will

a gold one do..?
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\/

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

That's actually very pretty

looks a bit like a 'People's Glorious Republic' flag, but I like it

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Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

Woo!

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

Oooh

I see what you've done there - give me a moment and you shall have a gold star!

Edit: Here you go.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

and you need sandgoblins.

we are a registered minority.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

Don't forget

Ninjas. They need to be represented as well.

(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

you can never find ninjas though.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

All you need

are some nice pix of power stations and pylons, like the N Koreans

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

woo that's top notch.

bout time they used colour in this modern day and age . my mini flag :

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

Bandwagon ho

This one's for Microsoft users...

I don't think it's very obvious what it's meant to be, but I might be wrong

Edit: More obvious than I thought, by the look of things...

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

is it supposed to be a redex flag?

looked at the filename. woo!

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Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

believe so.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

yup

more obvious than I thought, apparently.

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

Red-ex?

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Herr Tezcat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

you're not wrong

and woo

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Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

union redex

is my guess...

(Divvy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

redex for me

(rotating bread, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

heheh!

I like that.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

screeeeeeech!

plong!

whee!

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zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

Yeah

bloody rednex

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notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

i didn't understand

until the bit about micro$oft sank in, but it's most woo anyway = )

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evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

Boo, horrible

(koojoe21, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

The Super-Happy-Fun Knife

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

in that case

he better be gone by midnight.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

Credit to Mushroom - original maker.

I just mirrored + cut out bits of the walker's animation

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Herr Tezcat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

woo!

(though does that count as cheating? ;-) )

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evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

Why? How?

I mean, the real work ain't mine, but...

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Herr Tezcat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

using 3 images instead

of just the one
sorry, should have said that originally

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evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

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