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This is a link post Madirishgeezer Remix! I made this!
A while ago a mate of mine was working for our local recording studio. One day this old, mad, drunk Irish guy turned up asking to record his song after his 'mates' at the pub suggested he do it. Apparently its about him wanting kids to be more free and not have to go to school. Anyway, without there being any apparent key or rhythm to his song, my mate just put the sound of kids laughing and some random atmospheric strings in the back for him.
I on the other hand have made this techno remix. Let me know what you think!
(The original is here if you wanna mix it yourself)
www.fileden.com/files/2008/3/20/1825830/Mr%20Sandman.mp3


(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a link post seemed like a good idea
and my vewy first image post - hope to be jeesis it works !
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey there fella.
Link no worky, but this should be posted on the main board anyway.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Link don't work

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Works fine here
but should be on board...nice lurkage there!!!!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks


got the linbk to work but want to put it on the image challenge page . . . . could not find instruction on the Faqs ?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/features/faq/#postimage

In this case, copy and paste the following line into the message when you post it on the main board.

<img src="http://www.theimagesource.net/b3ta/crimbo%20card.jpg">

edit: make sure you choose the "B3ta image challenge: christmas cards" from the drop down box when posting a new message, so it gets posted in the image challenge section.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks man


but the drop down only has the one option for me... no worries, if I leave it alone I'm sure it 'sort itself out' yawn... :)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:28, Reply)
This is a link post NICE PAIR OF REEBOK'S M8
I BET THEY SELL TO, LOL
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 2400+ SATISFIED CUSTOMERS WORLDWIDE....
LOL
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they stink
:(
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post argh
*clears it from url history*
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post List of common misconceptions
ronseal
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather top!

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like QI in word form
:D
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent stuff

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of them
seem wrong in fact.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 23:37, Reply)
This is a link post Neighbours - Angus and Rachel fight I made this!
Inspired by the legendary Ross Kemp on Gangs post, and by the fact that Facebook has been creeping in to episodes of Neighbours these days, I decided to chuck this scrappy mess together.

It's not very funny and I was very bored. You have been warned.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab stuff!
Clicky
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius should have its reward
click
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You should win an award for the line
"You're more irritating than stepping on a plug"
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ agreed
:D
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post shouldn't be funny...
but it was. So bad it's good, but so good it was bad. I clicked.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
Applause!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:47, Reply)
This is a link post pff
t
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Very sorry to threadjack...
...but i need a picture of Tweety (as in Tweety and Sylvester), when he's been turned into a monster, by drinking the Jekyll and Hyde potion - can't find one ANYWHERE

Help meeeeeee
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
static.flickr.com/43/105291761_498f2f789d_m.jpg
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Halfway down
www.kevinmccorrytv.com/tasarticle2.html
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post you are both heroes - many thanks
(ps - used to scare the CRAP out of me as a kid)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Its on Youtube
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ggLCkIB-zmc
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on, fake
Who looks into a hairdryer when they turn it on?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the ending I was expecting
I was expecting some fists of fury in the face of the person who set him up!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hurrah!!!
being a sometime /talk poster, and longtime lurker there, can I, for one, warmly welcome you back to b3ta because you seem like a thoroughly great bloke.

and in small part because I was developing an ASCII art detector, and was using most of your content as test cases :D

Now lets get Gilgamesh back!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a link post Girl Drink Drunk
it's funny because it's true...they do taste awfully nice
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Kids In The Hall ftw \o/
I got smashed on a whole bottle of chocolate liquer once. I kept waving the bottle in front of people saying "it's chocolate!!"
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff - love Kids In The Hall
And doesn't the boss guy really look like Peter Capaldi in The Thick Of It?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:02, Reply)
This is a link post Play.com - Amazon is better! I made this!
*Needs Opera web browser*

Been looking at the stats for my webdesign site, and it has a lot of referrals from Play.com - keeps trying to load images from my webspace - couldn't work out why til I looked at their css - it has lots of references to "techdesign" - I presume that as the browser can't find the "techdesign" in question, it uses Google, and then tries to load them from my webspace at techdesigns.co.uk.

This only happens for users of Opera 9.62

I've replaced images it tries to load with this:



Below is how the Play website now displays when using Opera:


(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep that works a treat.
Also, Opera is the best browser ever.

Anyone who disagrees is clearly a homogayboy.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post well let me put on my best sunday frock then
cos I think it blows arse
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
I am going to disagree here and say that it's clearly not the best when it deliberates puts load on other people's web servers and permits cross-site attacks like this one. :P
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post agrees.
Although I have yet to download chrome as yet.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Chrome is quite nice
but it has a couple of major bugs.
Doesn't update written text unless prompted to (like highlighting text) doesn't sound bad unless, like me, you can;t spell and need to double check everything you post. Then it;s gets annoying

Sometimes bugs up and stops playing embedded vids after a couple of seconds
(, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 3:21, Reply)
This is a normal post wot!?
I like Opera and I am a homogayboy! In fact most homogayboys like opera the music as well!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
That's pretty funny, but i'd suggest you let play.com know what's going on so they can fix it. Good karma rather than angry sueings leading up to Christmas and all that!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What can they sue him for?
Replacing images they're leeching from his site?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post well, technically
he knowingly changed the images for something that could cost the company thousands of pounds. So I'm sure they could get him for something.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post One could also argue that unauthorised use of his items could harm his own business and severely limit his available bandwidth
Whether I'd argue that remains to be seen.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post But it's not deliberate is it?
There's a missing component on the Play site, which one particular(ly crap) browser is trying to do something smart to find and failing. The only reason he's getting this traffic is because Opera is sending it his way, not Play.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point.
But is it not the responsibility of Play to ensure that their content is sourced from the correct place, rather than through his site? I know nothing of the workings of Opera though, I'm just happy to talk to someone. :D
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Playtime
Surely it is Play's fault, because all he's done is to create an image for his own site. If they happen to use that image without permission then the moral rights are surely his?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It is their fault
It is, but this is rather the Web equivalent of "I'm going to swing my arms in a circle and walk forward like so, and if you get a smack in the eye it's your own fault, eh!"
(, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
But Rusty being b3tan did the noble thing :D
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
you win the internets
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Tips hat - very good
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, well done :)

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! fuck yes!
And I still miss your seedy voice overs :)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hee hee!
Nicely investigated fella
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah! Nicely.
Works in slightly older versions of Opera too.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This is excellent.
Good work Sir.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on
If it's something that only works in Opera, surely it's a bug in opera, rather than Play's fault?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds as if they're accidentally left in development urls
similar to the way your username links to localhost/ when you preview a post on the main or talk board :)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I just *had* to check whether I'd left the dev server running on my home box then ;¬)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I've done similar things with people leeching my images, but nothing that high-profile of course. ;)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo!!!
Nice work :)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Linkage
I think a seven-legged spider is called for!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA
Let us know if anything happens from Play.com lawyers...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Steady on!
I got Saints Row 2 for just £18 from there!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post blah blah blah
doesn't work anymore. i'm using opera version 9.62 build 10467.

oh and opera is the best browser for a number of reasons, but mainly because it has mouse gestures.

download it, use the mouse gestures (especially the 'back' button one) for a day or two, then try going back to your crummy IE or FF. you'll hate not having mouse gestures. :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post pssst
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/39

damned good app though :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a few extra buttons on my mouse.
It saves a lot of time I used to waste with mouse gestures.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
everyone knows play.com is better

they have free delivery on everything *thumbs up*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post well i wreckon,
that they looked at there logs, and saw a lot of interest from b3ta.com :P

the irony is without limit :P
PS

Click for buggering.

You now can't open that page at all in opera. Silly lazy play.com
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:51, Reply)
This is a link post All American beauties hooked
These lovely ladies were part of a group of prostitutes cops rounded up in an UGLY sting.
Officers in Chattanooga, Tennessee, carried out a vice crackdown after complaints from local residents.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You see those lips?
Yeah... there's a reason they're like that; that's how some of those girls continue to earn a living.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like an average B3ta bash.

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Number 3 looks like Patty the Day time hooker
from "My Name is Earl" crossed with Kurt Russell.

That is all.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Kurt Russel
Must be a little hard up nowadays


(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post JINX!
No comebacks!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats nothing
you should see some of the Manchester ones. I do wonder who pays for them.... there is a 60 year old heroin addict great grandma with no teeth. She's not nice.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post argggh!
the last one gave me the fear!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:56, Reply)
This is a link post The shittest place on Earth
"Winter wonderland" turns out to be the biggest pile of crap going. 25 squid?!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't been duped by them yet
but I did almost miss college to go, as I drive by on the way in.

go paintballing instead, its just a bit further along the road.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankfully I'm nowhere near it.
I just found the pics of it piss funny. The nativity scene is especially charming...
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the elf too
he looks like a technicolour tramp.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a pretty standard British theme park to me.

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
park
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That too
Also I like how you have to pay to visit their gift shop.

Also their "elves". news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_lapland_new_forest/html/5.stm
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, you think they'd dress up sexy
For the dads.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post this one
has his own security..
news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_lapland_new_forest/html/8.stm

the stress must have been bad for his elf!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like she's pointing a rifle at him

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Reading that made me liken it to the 'Phoenix Fun Day'

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think they had face painting
with car spray paints?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post according to some reports I've read on this place, the face painting was 'two red circles on the cheeks'
... The mind boggles.

Shabba!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha that's exactly what I was thinking when I was browsing the pictures.

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post update:
look at the name of the family :) - rather apt.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7759122.stm
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Dorset council have received 50 complaints
Just wait, it'll be in the Daily Fail before you know and the number will keep on rising- I bet on 40000 before the week is out!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Fink of thar elfs!
Let's face it, they have only one prospective employment bubble a year.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post saw this in the local press this morning, had to laugh about
the miserable Woodland Elf (singular) and this quote from the local news site:

“We saw two donkeys and some deer in the forest but they were asleep” - ???

Obviously a rip off, but in all seriousness, what do these people expect in deepest darkest Dorset?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually feel quite sorry for the organisers
They've done their best, bless 'em, but seriously, £25? Isn't Alton Towers about £30?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i can't say i feel sorry for them
the web site reported that they had sold out all visitor tickets for the next 3 weekends and were almost/totally full on week days (it didn't say how many that was per day or otherwise), they even have a tv day on the 4th Dec.. not sure which channel!

So they must be doing well out of it.

Prices are:
· Individual tickets are: £30.00 / Family groups of 4 or above are only: £25.00 each.
· Infants under 24 months: £10.00 each - just add "Baby Tickets" from top of list.

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post plus:
£10 to have the kids pic taken with santa in the grotto (no personal cameras allowed)
further £ to gain entry to various rides and attractions, AND you also pay extra to get into the shop area.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Bargain!!

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post oh and have a look at
www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/home-living-541/house-garden-194/days-out-365/229664-lapland-new-forest-3.html

comment #74 from lucy t(7)

=-(
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny you should mention that...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1090931/Parents-anger-Lapland-theme-park-sham-costs-25-ticket.html

Won't someone think of the kids ! String them up !
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Best comment so far:
Good. Teach them the misery of christmas while they're young.

- Howard, Ipswich
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "The huskies were chained up in a pen howling, yapping and generally looking thin and unhappy."
What did they expect? That's generally what huskies do when they're not running around.

The rest sounds pretty poo though.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/3938049.NO_HO_HO_AT_LAPLAND_IN_FOREST___UPDATED/

Comments!! Oh there's some crackers in there ESPECIALLY IN CAPS LOCK
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant!
"I travelled all the way here with my wife sat on a donkey. The accomodation was awful despite my poor wife being almost nine months pregnant. It was nothing less than a stable.There were donkeys and and other animals tied up close by.
When we came to register there were long queues. To make matters worse King Herod's tales of wanting to visit my son were lies, he even set about killing all the other infants.
I hope people take note of our misfortune and remember what happened here and what it meant."
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The snowman's definately dodgy

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that ET
hiding in there?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Or Brian Peppers perchance?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one
who has noticed this story every year but in a different part of the county?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Found this somewhere..
Farcical scenes saw “elves” involved in scuffles with furious parents in a “gingerbread house” and Father Christmas punched in his grotto, according to angry customers who are now demanding their money back.

One parent complained her children even stumbled across “Santa” during a smoking break at the back of his grotto.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post The Chuckle Brothers and Star Trek Collide
I have trouble believing this is real.

But it is.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes!
Sorry about yesterday, the batteries in the controller borked out on me :(
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post No worries mate
I had to go to work anyway although my terrible addiction dragged me back home after an hour.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cough medicine has that effect ;)

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you fellows have Wiis perchance?

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Mii do
Though I've not even thought about going online with it.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh....you naughty beggar.
You should get online immediately. There are a million and one lovely things awaiting you, each more lovely than the last.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Mii too
yet to acquire Mario Kart though.

Downloaded The Last Ninja recently though. It is full of difficult WIN.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post looks better than Voyager...
/controversial
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Not controversial here
Voyager was bobbins.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post DS9 ftw.
/personal opinion only.
The present Mrs. Archie posted 8 dvds to you today, We both thought the other had posted them, and they were sitting on a side desk for the past week.
should be with you in a couple of days
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post DS9 wins EVERYTHING
Cheers mate :) I need to post (belatedly) some dvd's to 2 others on here, so no worries :)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
The theatre where i work is going to have the Chuckle Brothers perfoming this in the new year, i might get my photo taken with them whilst i sport an massive (fake) moustache!!!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:29, Reply)
This is a link post http://www.reel-shaft-handling.co.uk/
Un-freakin-believable.

They *must* know. They just must.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post They're advertising for shafters
Eeeaasy money
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ86GYoxE0
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *Vomits*

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Why has my screen gone orange and slimy?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats
just Kilroy
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a link post Find a Cell Phone User NSFW
This is pretty amazing, type in the number and the country, and let Google Maps find that person for you with the technology of Satellites!

EDIT:


......Sorry
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the gay one?

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Give us a Kiss and I'll tell you

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *kisses*
If it is it needs a NSFW.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Gayer!!!
seriously, you should edit it, and pop on a NSFW tag before a mod sees it.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That tube of lube you left at my house
Keeps getting licked by the cats. Do you want it back?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post that's not lube
it's scabies cream

"Hey this crab paste tastes funny."
"It was in date when I bought it from the chemists"

hur, hur, hur.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Explains why it's gone from my mouth.

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hows things you sicko?
:D
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post you boys are weird
hello!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You're the one that dresses up as a monkey at my house

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that was all my fault :)
Speaking of weird when I was out on Friday night some bloke kept trying to lick my face.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post lick your face?
had you been wearing ice cream?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post aaah
thats what I was doing wrong

twas a very odd evening all round
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post odd evening all round?
odder than just "some bloke kept trying to lick my face"?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think having a mini bash at mini would be too dull for her.

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
All good in the Manchester courts?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Stuck in the office today
other than that I've murderers and rapists left right and centre... same old same old
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Muderers to the left of me
rapists to the right.....

and thats just my colleagues
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post badum tish!!
www.instantrimshot.com/ (Very SFW, it's just your dirty mind).
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting this
:)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Try
Steelers Wheel
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad :)
How's you, the beard and Die Projekt?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm back in England
got back last night. Beard gone, as promised :)
I've got pics of it just before it went. I must facebook them at some point.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post beard lols
always entertaining
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger....
I say we all grow beards in the spirit of solidarity.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post OK
I'll do my best
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post To the Tattyshop Mobile!

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. Thanks for that
I advise you not to click this link unless you have a very tolerant workplace. And I mean VERY.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post If thats what I think it is
and everything seems to suggest it is, you should seriously warn people.

I am not clicking it.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You might want to click the 'nsfw' box, though it does spoil the joke a little.

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not actually a joke though
It's just lame internet shock tactics.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You say potato...

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I say Gay Porno
;)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What are you talking about?*
It's less funny than finding you've got shit on your shoes, or your dad's the goatse man.

*Yes yes, opinions on humour differ, but please...
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Could have said NSFW for ads...

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post If this is the lame gay shock site that was doing the rounds years ago
Label it up as NSFW
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post How many replies does it take...
...before it gets labelled NSFW?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's been labelled as NSFW!
I know what the link is, but shall bookmark it and look at it at home the same as every other NSFW link!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post Björk feat Skunk Anansie - "Army of Me"
This popped into my head yesterday. It's as great as I remember it (although the video's a bit rough).

YouTube says lots. Meh.


Now: did I dream it, or was there once a TOTP collaboration between Salt'n'Pepa and Pearl Jam?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly I was chatting to my girlfriend about this yesterday
I'd not seen it before tis awesome.

The news that skunk anansie are getting back together has me more than a bit excited.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post haha that's me on drums
I was their temp drummer between main drummers.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's nothing.
I took the place of Björk during the years 1996-2002 while she was hibernating. I filled the role seamlessly.

Oh, yes.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this the band with the guy from the Lighthouse Family in it?

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post *cough* *cough*
erm yeah, what can i say i was a sessiondrummer whore for a while.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post If this is true...
... and you were ever in the room with anyone from the Lighthouse Family and STILL failed to kill them slowly, painfully and permanently, then you are a disgrace to humanity.




Given the choice between the Lighthouse Family and being struck down by cancer of the Aids, I'd go for the latter. God, I hate them.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, I passed on my curse to them
seems most bands I work with fold shortly afterwards, The shitehouse family were no exception. Muhahaha
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You can never be too careful with people like them.
I had a flatmate whose favourite band they were when I was an undergrad.

12 years later, I still have flashbacks.
*shudders*
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a link post Rik Mayall does Jackanory
This may well have been here before, but for those that haven't seen it, this is part one of Rik Mayall doing George's Marvellous Medicine on Jackanory, back in 1986.

Riverghost's post below reminded me quite how good he is.

This, in my humble opinion, is what kids tv should be.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post There is not a lot I remember from my childhood
But this I remember as if it was yesterday! Excellent post! :)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
This was how jackanory should have been, all the time.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry about the pong fellas, stood in a bosh and can't get rid of the whiff!
Mayall is a legend.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Was there not another Jackanory-type show with Rik Mayall
He used to sit on a big chair with monster legs. Please tell me this exists??
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's okay, you didn't dream it...
I think it may have been called Grimm Tales?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one!!
Cheers for that!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 20:04, Reply)
This is a link post My latest venture - football related! I made this!
Just to set the record straight from the off, this isn't spam, although if you'd like to sign up at Footbo.com, that would be great!

Anyway, this is my latest web series, this time all about football. I filmed this yesterday at Stamford Bridge and thought I'd post it here for the 12 football fans who peruse B3ta.

Can Chelsea fans tell the difference between John Terry and Neneh Cherry?

It's only 5 minutes long so if you could spare that and give me feedback, that would be great!

It's no Ross Kemp on Gangs overdub though sadly.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you should support a decent football team instead :)

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post Louis Theroux: Law and Disorder in Philadelphia
Worth a watch if you missed it last night and have an hour to spare...

(It's BBC iPlayer, so it may only work in the UK)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post If you are in the US, you can find a UK proxy.
then connect to watch/download, then change back to your regular proxy.. It sometimes works.

If anyone knows a better way, let me know pliz!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That's usually
the easiest way of doing it...

Also, rather than faffing about with your browser proxy settings, try www.spysurfing.com/.

:)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This was an excellent program
Some of those locals were pretty scary!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw a few minutes of it...
Grim. I've recorded it for viewing wen I'm in a better mood.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post me too
I didn't think it would be good bedtime viewing
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post True
I'm 38 mins in, and it is pretty Grim!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a link post Rik Mayall is a genius.
I didi post this about 4 months ago but I stumbled upon it again so I posted it as it's fantastical!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me wonder why nobody ever cast him as Tony Blair
He'd do him well...
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post it would be too close
to Alan B'stard.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I had that in mind too...
seeing as the lying bastard Blair out-Toried the worst 80s Tories in the end...
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a stage show of The New Statesman
in 2006, called the Blair B'Stard project, in which B'Stard joined labour. It was very good, but as they kept updating the script, Rik kept forgetting bits and occasionally had to use the script...
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He reallly is a funny guy
I laughed the first time, and again just now. One my (still!) favourite tv shows is Bottom, with him and Ade Edmonson. Classic
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The Young Ones ftw

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ...doesn't he look a leeeettle bit like
...Mr Veitch?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a link post Remember when FHM projected Gail Porter's bum
onto the Houses of Parliament?

This is so much better than that.

Dragons and cherubs and all sorts of video trickery goodness projected onto buildings
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It is good...
But come on... Gail Porter!


(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post slightly nsfw
but all of teh sexeh!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post She's often loitering about near where I work with her wee 'un.
I can confirm that she is now very bald and rather mental.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post She's great on The Wright Stuff
Nowt wrong with being a bit mental ;)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post wibble.

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post *passes pint of chicken stock*

(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I like
that she lost all her hair.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure
You dont have to ask me twice!

Pffffff
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Something this cool
Is always worthy of a re-post. I'd like to have a projection of this on a block of flats with people throwing themselves over their balconies.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/251564
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:16, Reply)
This is a link post Douglas Adams: Parrots the Universe and Everything
"Douglas Adams was the best-selling British author and satirist who created The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. In this talk at UCSB recorded shortly before his death, Adams shares hilarious accounts of some of the apparently absurd lifestyles of the world's creatures, and gleans from them extraordinary perceptions about the future of humanity."

I don't think this has been posted before.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!!!!
Bookmarked for when I'm home with a nice cup of tea :)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of clicks
It's long, but well worth watching whether you have the time or not.

A great man.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post must tell the missus
she had a pint with him while she was still a student. Apparently he was a thoroughly nice bloke :)
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent
an afternoon with him about 2 years before he died talking Hitchiker's, Macs, Bob Dylan... lovely, lovely man.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace
thank you for posting this
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:16, Reply)

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