Blimey the F1Blimey!
Night's plans?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:37,
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I'm off to that London tonight JMG.Offline unb3taed.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:39,
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That's the BEST way.*Firm handshakes and willow on leather*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:40,
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There's not enough :( in the world for that image.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:39,
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Needs more replacing mrs spam with rimmerPlans: Movies, cleaning, Dalwhinnie
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:41,
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I've got no plans aside finishing this rather lovely sticky toffee puddingthank YOU neighbor who is also a chef!
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moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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it's fucking delicious and I'll not have any jobseekers allowance claiming words said against it!(
moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:49,
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I thought you'd be more up for a fruit tart. Etc.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:50,
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Fuck you!I want some Cartmels www.stickytoffeepudding.co.uk/ now.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:48,
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/\ THIS.With clotted cream.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:05,
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Now I have a food horn.Thanks.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:45,
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Blimey! got spotify to work on my netbook via Wine(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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blimey indeedb3ta.com/questions/workboredom/post343403
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:49,
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pffftand I've got twelve helicopters and once spunked in a hundred supermodels in a day,
Cheers,
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moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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That does it. I'm going to do a post over there.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:54,
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowhat have the poor sods done to deserve that!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:00,
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This should do the trickb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post442082
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:42,
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I think it's more of a QOTW post than an OT post(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:46,
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True, never bothers a lot of posters on there thoughcould always put in a QOTW suggestion for grannyloving and see what responses people come up with.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:49,
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I may just bookmark it should that subject ever arise.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:52,
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OH LIARS OF THE WEEK!:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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update mp3sand have a quiet beer,
also listen to the misfits
what about you?
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:03,
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misfits nice onewe were listening to the cramps in the park today.. kind of wrong.. but ohhh soo right
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has to be done mateI forgot how slow the music was
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:01,
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Trying to sort out a family arguement over my sister's weddingApparently my mum isn't happy that she's (well, my dad) is paying for a buffet that she doesn't like. (needs more savoury apparently). My to-be brother-in-law isn't happy that my mum invited some people to the wedding without him being asked (although apparently the list was shown to my sister), and finally it turns out my mum called my sister's dress "hideous" last week, when the wedding is in a month and my mum was at all the fittings. My mum is now saying she and my dad won't go.
My mum is a fucking plank.
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magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:05,
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oh that isn't goodhopefully your mum will come round and realise it's not HER day.. and your sister will have a perfect day
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I hope soWith any event like this she'll always get stressed up and get really fucking petty and stupid about things, and then if it goes wrong she'll play "I told you so". If I ever get married I'll go abroad and not tell her till I get back.
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magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:19,
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Mothers always seem to be cows about weddings.Generally men are happy at the chance to drink and dance silly like.
Tell you mum the day aitn got shit to do with her, use words like selfish and that.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:43,
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A good old-fassioned family orgy is the best way to setting this dispute.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:28,
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they were all Going Greek(
Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:52,
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See if you can get your mum to talk about her weddingchances are there were people trying to get her to do things a way she didn't want and it might strike a chord.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:55,
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great ideaand if that doesn't work.. lock her in the cellar til it's all over
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Well, it's pretty much a given that my gran tried to control her weddingbut I think my mum is taking that as the right to start to control my sister's, rather than break the chain.
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magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:00,
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mathematics, scrabble, and a moderate amount of boozei start my new contract tomorrow, so i want to be fresh in the morning
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spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:38,
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Oh. Well good luck and all that.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:48,
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going to the shops for booze and foodcoming back and doing a show on ftl
in the nude.
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scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:40,
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goodness!and everyone there seems to be on webcam these days.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:58,
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On the subject of mad, I've been challenged* to produce a 6 song "Screamo Crunk" EP by Friday.I have the facilities. However, I don't know what I should "sing" about. Could I have some ideas?
Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNXb5roCBUY That's screamo crunk. It's the worst genre ever invented.
*a prize is involved. For me.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:16,
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Log onto wikipedia, hit the random page button and lift the lyrics directly from whatever it spews at you.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18,
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My ideas are always excellent.You lot are very lucky that I share them with you.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:19,
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jesusthat's the worst thing I have ever heard.
I thought it was a spoof at first!
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moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18,
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I heard the words "Moohalaa isn't dead yet"That was pretty shit.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24,
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"2d or not 2d"An enchanting ditty about an argument in a D&D club
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18,
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That reminds me, I haven't read odd fish in a while.*goes and does precisely that*
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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I will be sending a link to your site to one of my siblings when they start asking me what I want for my birthday.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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Surely if it's screamo nobody'll be able to understand what you're singing anyway?(
St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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If I had till Friday to make a 6-song EP I wouldn't bother wasting time with sleeve notes(
St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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I echo this sentiment.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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I echo this sentiment too.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:46,
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*sigh*Tell me what I did wrong this time...
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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I'm sick and tired of the anti sleeve note lobby who are directly responsible for the recession, the spread of AIDS, the conflict in Darfur and Robert Kilroy Silk.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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Good lord.We have recorded some odd stuff here, but that is most odd.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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smashing into tearooms in the sussex downsthis is a job for emmett brown
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spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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foosh foosh that's the sound of the delorianbleep bloop that's the sound of ralf and florian
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spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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On the subject of terrorism,if you were a mad extermist type, how would YOU go about destroying a major city?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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Devious little bastards they are.They keep destroying the bins outside.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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Id tell everyone it had shagged its own sister.(
Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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We've been trying that on Limerick for years.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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Logging on to the internet and making fun of it for a half hour.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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Surely, to bring about the demise of something largeyou would cancel its internet subscription?
Chaos, wailing and deep frying would surely ensue.
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moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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*Gentle applause*Well played. Team Fruit.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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no need toyou can achieve almost as much by just threatening to
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well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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Only if your aim is to force concessions, and not to actually destroy things.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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I'd re-route sewage water to the mains water.(
Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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This would go unnoticed in some parts of Yorkshire.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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They're too busy stabbing each other and setting fire to immigrants to worry about such trivialities.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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I had a blinding night out in Donny not long agoVery "base" but great fun.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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I'd probably do a Flash animation that portrays it in a particularly bad light(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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I'd stick "80% OFF SALE SALE SALE" signs in every ladies shoe shop(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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The cheap shoe shop next door to ushas been having a closing down sale for the past two months.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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They would take the sign down but all the staff are deadStiletto heels through the heart, all because the customers didn't see the tiny words 'up to' next to 80% off
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:50,
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I've known shops take as long as two years to close down before now.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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I'd twin it with Dresden(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:55,
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I'd move it with in the triangle formed by grimsby, hull and scunthorpe(
Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:59,
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I don't know but you can go pretty much anywhere with an HV jacket.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:10,
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clipboards are MI5's greatest asset.Next to James Bond.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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I'd set off bombs in the blackwall and dartfords tunnelsand one on the dartford bridge.
It wouldn't destroy London, but it'd force a lot of the UK's haulage down one route
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SuperMatt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:10,
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I'ld get america to declair war on france.London would then be seriously fucked.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:10,
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I would set off a dirty bomb made fromshit, old socks and soiled underware.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:12,
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When threse terrorist chapsfinally get round to wiping London off the mapwill the country survive? Can we cope without the capital? Will we cope without central gov? Will we break down in the Polis system ala Ancient Greece or will we degenerate to pure anarchy?
On the up side no more Londoners, but is it worth this?
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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You'll be needing to speak to Dekion about this(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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Dunno.Im not terroristically minded. Maybe some kind of jellied eel contaminant.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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With about twelve dirty bombs distributed around the city timed to go off at rush hour.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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I have no idea.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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What makes you think we'll stop after London?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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Um, good point.Give us time enjoy a lack of Eastenders though.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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Sadly not.It is recorded in Hertfordshire.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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Oh dammit to hell!Useless bloody extremists.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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To be fair, those dirty bombs don't grow on trees.Why waste one on Hertfordshire?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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Im still for london.But not Tower Hamlets for histrocial reasons.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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I'M A FUCKING LONDONER!I just choose not to live there.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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So are my cousinsand French as well.
The shame we endure.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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Have we done this?thisisphotobomb.com/2009/06/05/photobomb-that-guy-making-him-a-brother/
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My private life is no concern of yours.*retires to spend time with my family*
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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Two of the little rubber thingies on the bottom of my laptop have come off.(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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I had seen that beforeAnd so I pour scorn on you.
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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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There's a chap in my shop with an eye patch AND a walking stick.BEAT THAT!
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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*places parrot on shoulder*what says you now?
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:53,
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I says you've got bird shit on your shirt.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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yea, but that was there before(
minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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You've got to stop using your wardrobe as an aviary.There.
I've said it.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/festivals/post442020
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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Well we've tried mollycoddling them and that didn't work.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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That's a mirror you crip.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:53,
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You ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR being very rude here.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:55,
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I have AVAST sense of humour.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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You must make people very jolly, Roger.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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I do.I'm the mainsail man
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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Your use of small text means your joke was buried.On a remote dessert island.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:59,
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DESSERT ISLAND?! WHERE?!!!!!yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:01,
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*in a Scottich accent*Am a wrang?
(am I wrong/a meringue)
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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What a fattyI heard you rate pies professionally
Yes, you are a pie rater
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broadsword, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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This is a real treasure chest of puns(
Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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I'm HOOKed on them.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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It's not an (eye) PATCH on some of the pun threads I've seen.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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I'm going to make a film about a tornado and a plucky female storm chaserout to seek revenge on the tornado that killed her mother. She finds the tornado and sets out to destroy it but then it turns out that her mother was a tornado and then all sorts of shit goes down.
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Will she be wearing a tight and flimsy blouse in the rain and strong winds?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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I can'tI just had a muffin. I'm starting to regret it already as I feel ill now.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:59,
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Whatever you do.Don't think about it churning around your stomach...
Swish... swish...
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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This is you, right now.www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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This is what happens when you fail to follow my medical advice.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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What was your medical advice?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:09,
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OhI don't want to wear terrible clothes though.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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My thorough research on google Image Search proves that lesbians don't wear any clothes, when safe search is turned off.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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5 minutes and you can have that one.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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It was goodYey for Starbucks.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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I don't work in a shop.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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BLIMEY you're dour and shit!Come on internet! Does NOTHING interesting happen to you people?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:43,
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Not on Sundays JMG, no.However, I fully expect Planearm to start a new thread about it.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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I watched a spot of the 20/20.What are the views of b3tans as per the cricket?
Does team FOOTBALL?!:(:(:( not moan as much about cricket banter?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:45,
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Cricket is a sport in which you stop for tea JMG.Therin is your answer.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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I find cricket banter significantly less dull than soccer banter.Mainly as it's rarer and thus less repetitive.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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I've been having fascinating times JMG, but I doubt anyone here is up for a SERIOUS DISCUSSION about potato wog lolpolitics.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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I voted in the European Elections.I'm worth 300 votes.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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Were Libertas running anyone in your area?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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Is that the pan-European anti-European Union party?We don't have them - we have our own Little Englander parties.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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More or less.I heard they'd got one candidate somewhere in the north of England, but that he switched to the Greens a week ago.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:53,
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We have numerous offshoots of the National Front.And then we have Kilroy.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:55,
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Not when I'm working, noHow dull :(
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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I like to keep these cards close to my chest.Or, I tell people I voted for the party that'll upset said people.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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No, it's SundayA day of lazing around.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=117077&id=639124179&l=d5b133aeac
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:49,
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How do you have it so sunny?!Bitch.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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It's fucking GLORIOUS here.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:53,
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*basks*(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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i'm travelling through time in an attempt to jump a dinosaur over 20 cars(
Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:49,
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I have been following four Deloreans this afternoon on my drive back homethat's the high point of my Sunday afternoon
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:49,
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I've been driving around on the wrong side of the roadwatching the grand prix at a mates house
had a pleasant stroll home in the sunshine
about to go sunbathe
going to a bar later to watch twenty20
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broadsword, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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I've been busying myself with sorting out my belongings for my house movei'm hoping to dump as much of it as i can - i own quite a lot of shit
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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I just recieved a text from O**line *irl claiming she just bumped into my dad who in turn was all chatty and flirty with her.Initial responses, and how can you relate this to me being bald with somebody's mother?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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I'd like to hear some top quality JMG analysis on the collapse of Fianna Fáil's vote and the failure of Libertas to make a break through.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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moohala, I just purchased a copy of Viz in Tower Records and got a 10% discount.See, even us straight guys know how to shop.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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you were ripped off.viz is thirty percent less funny than it used to be.
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FoldsFive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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Hello FoldsFive how are you I hope you are well(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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i feel this news is just the kick i needed to get me out of the house and up the pub, rehab james is back from his holidays today, he owes me moneygreat
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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Your friends' names need more creativity and oomph!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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we just call him rehab to be honest, or ainsley, as that is his middle name and it is funny(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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I have to go, now.But not for long. I might come back and remain silent on here mind.
It looks terribly shit on here today.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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BLIMEY the Formula 1(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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I've just been to the Vintage car rally.There was an EXTREME motorbike stunt show.
They missed out the "Extreme" bit though.
I've also rented "7 pounds" to watch tonight.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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That sounds thoroughly exciting(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:39,
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It was not bad.There were clowns, men on stilts, fancy cars, etc etc.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:41,
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I have sore feet from walking round the shops in stupid shoes:(
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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That's what you get for not wearing "comfortable shoes."I prescribe some lezzing up.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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But they are nice shoesI don't really want to wear sensible shoes when I can have pretty ones.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:39,
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WHALES!JMG here.
I see it's shit on here.
Why is this?
Asides the lack of JMG.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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i think it is a great forum, with great forum posters, good involving threads with great banter(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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NOT FOR LONG!Important business to attend.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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Is Planearm THE textbook dullard?www.b3ta.com/talk/6205163
I mean, beige threads, nothing EVR to say and the obligatpry 'look at how edgy I am' golliwog icon.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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No-one is without redemption Mongy.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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all forum posters are wonderful, except the ones i can't fucking stand that are needy attention seeking dullards that try to be everyones friends online, fuckersgreat
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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i saw him driving a bus past the end of my street the other weekgreat times
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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I've never met himgreat times
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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I think he means well.Would you rather Pickle_Fairy reviewed brands of home-fry chips?
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moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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At least Pickle Fairy, like Sammi, can be relied on every so often to say something entertainingly fuckwitted.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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the chinese christian church next door that my building backs on tois very loud today. It's hymns that you recognise the tune from primary school
BUT IN CHINESE
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moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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JELUSAREM, JELUSAREM,DIS GLEEN AN PREASAN RAND!
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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I think that was JMG withdrawal symptoms.(
Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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I was just readin that Girls Aloud will be playing Newcastle in September.Ladbrokes have them favourites to win 3-0 with Kimberley the first tos core.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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Checking those Girls Aloud dates, eh?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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All my jokes are based on extensive research.And if there's time for a crafty wank along the way, then who am I to abstain?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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i adore miss hardingnow i know many on this forum are aware of this but perhaps she has only just signed up to b3ta and is unaware of my feelings for her, it's not just physical lust sarah i feel we are soul mates, drop me a gaz and we can chat, no pressure
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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I had lunch with Girls Aloud once.I was talking to them for about ten minutes before I realised they weren't work experience girls from a secondary school.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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Strangley enough the ginger one doesn't look as disturbing in real life.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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such an unusual amount of hostility for a SundayHere, have not one but THREE kittens.
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/kittens.jpg
also, lidl mars bars are shit, do you shop at lidl?
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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lidl do good cheese and salamiand have a fairly decent booze selection.
Their crisps and cakes are rubbish.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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I agree with thisthey used to do these frozen kebab things, and they were lovely - then they started putting cabbage in them.
NO! LIDL! HOT CABBAGE BAD.
the bastards.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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some of their breakfast cereals look like there should be laws against them.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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I shop at Lidl, but I do not purchase any chocolate there.I dislike chocolate.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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not even the nice German biscuits which are partly or wholly covered in chocolate?(
minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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you're the sort of person who deserves diabetes(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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You're the sort of person who deserves a framed picture of David Milliband.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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I do not shop at lidl.I find it over priced for the most part.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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no i fucking don't you tedious kitten linking wanker, fuck off, no offence(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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what's blue and yellow with a tight cunt?you with your lidl bag
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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hello mongynice day for it don't you think
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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yes it is, i might go out and get super fucked up on booze, what, what(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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methinks that is a good ideaI am working this afternoon, but there is a bar next door to work. I shall partake of many beverages and say its all your fault.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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good ,good, i will shoulder the blame, my 12 hour session yesterday has not put me off another little drinky poo's(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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that is settled then.Hurrah! for drunken Sundays!
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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I was in Lidl the first time I seen an artichokeI had no idea what it was, and was quite scared of it. It was only weeks later I discovered it was an artichoke.
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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Artichokes look like alien plants.We've got some in the back garden.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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I was tempted to ask a member of staff what it wasbut I decided against it.
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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No, I do not shop at leeeeeeeedl.Because they mispronounce lidl.
It's 'liddle,' not 'leeeeeeeeeeeedl.'
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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and it's not Adeeedas, either.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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mr, run and mr dmc will have issues with you over that(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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and it's not Santandair, either.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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no, because there is not one here. If there were a lidl here I would probably shop at it becuase I enjoy the selection of foods and other items they providefor reasonable prices. I have not tried lidl mars bars, as there is not one around here ( as mentioned previously) however I will believe you that they are not as good as original marbars. I would also consider shopping at Aldi but there is not one of those around here either. The cheapest shopping here used to be a somerfields but that has gone, now it is Morrissons. I find morrisons have inconvenient opening times though. they close at eight on a saturday and three on a sunday, which I find highly inconvenient. I am eating a biscuit
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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top biscuit tip:buy a pack of digestive biscuits, and bore a hole through the middle. wrap them in tinfoil and pretend they're new wheat polos and no-one else has them
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spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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could a horse eat one from my hand~?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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bore a hole through the horse and pretend it's new horse polos and no-one else has themyes
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spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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i've booked a holiday!this is a lie. i've booked train tickets for me and amy to go into the highlands and stay there a night. probably going to get eaten by werewolves. still, camping yay
kittens yay also. shopping meh
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spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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whoa man, do you think it is a good idea to mention this when Moon Girl Technologies is around?keep it under your hat, she might be a bit, whoa about it all
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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it was partly my idea,uncharacteristically.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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top tip, take thiswww.pills2u.co.uk/6139/-BENS-100-Insect-Repellent-Spray.html?referrer=froogle&utm_source=google&utm_medium=froogle&utm_campaign=pid6139
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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is lidl like aldi?or is it a bit more upmarket?
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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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I'd say it was slightly downmarket.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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My dad got his computer from Aldi.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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It's getting quite old now,I'm impressed it still works, to be honest, although he complains about how noisy it is.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:52,
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Is this his prostate, or are we still talking about the computer?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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only because every time i fuck your mum she gives me a cookie(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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Toast or Fried Bread?Important decisions, on and offline.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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Depends what you're having with it, you fucking failure.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:15,
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Sausages, Eggs, Burgers, Potato Wedges and leftover pizza.(
WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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Fried bread then, obviously.Christ, do I have to do everything around here?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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I fucking well am not.FUCK OFF.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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i'm glad you asked that young man as many will not be aware of the dull thread bingowww.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
next saturday, eyes down look in
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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Excellent.I look forward to it.
That's b3ta dull thread bingo, next saturday.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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YOUR OPINION IS INVALID.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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but it's the same as yours.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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that's because your a sheeple lol(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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People died so I could vote.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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you sound like the BNP(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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No, what they say is Vote For Us and We'll Kill People.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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no that's just what they mean(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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Toast your bread and fry your farls.And go fuck yourself while you're at it.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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I fucking love potato farls.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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Fried bread.As long as it isn't deep fried bread. Bleauch.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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i once chucked a slice of bread in the chip pan.NEVER AGAIN.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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toasted soda breadwith crispy bacon and egg.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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I never asked if I was shit, I asked if I was a cunt.You fucking shite.
Fuck off.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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shiteyou can't even swear at me properly. you worthless twat.
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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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Are you disputing the validity of the word shite?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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oh god! Esme will tear it apart!(
minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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I'm fully expecting this.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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As an Irish I thought you'd favour the use of 'shite' over 'shit'(
minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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A proper Irisher would use the word "cac."(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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I haven't heard that used in years(
minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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There'd be very few people speaking Irish in your neck of the woods.And those that think they are generally get it wrong.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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Because you're angry and Irish and shite is a proper swear and RAARRRGH GRR.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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are you calling me "it"?that hurts my feelings!
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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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I wasn't sure of genderand wasn't arsed enough to check your profile to find out
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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you aren't including me in that, surely(
minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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I don't need to prove anythingI have an award in my profile. I plan on dining out on that for the rest of my b3ta life, thank you very much.
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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you've had 2 years to get another medalwhat have you been doing for all that time?
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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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lectures / supermarket openingsyou know that sort of thing
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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I think I've seen you in a ccar insurance advert(
100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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Yer, I know.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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they see me rollin'(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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Yeah, ok.But so are you.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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I know you are.But what am I?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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Fertile, which is more than can be said for poor Mykey.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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I think I read that somewhere the other day.Isn't he impotent aswell? What terrible news.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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how fucking dare you, i've given you the best years of my life, and now that i am old and past my prime you do this, well fuck you, fuck you very much(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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I was thinking of baz the whole timeI was with you(
100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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she's gone nowi miss her already
gay
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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Never mind that, am I actually a cunt?EDIT: Damn you, baldmonkey.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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Yes.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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haha nowe've had some nice little email conversations and i like you a lot
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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Stick your orange bollocks up your arse.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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I remember when you used to make some sort of sense.I liked talking to you then.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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My touchpad mouse isn't workingIt keeps jumping where I don't want it to jump and it's being gay and shit.
Can you help?
I can help.
Seriously though, can you? It's beginning to piss me off.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
Yes I have a special URL here with a programThat stops your hands being spasticated.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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How is it being gay?Is it licking your finger?
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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Is it getting hot in there?Have you tried taking off all your clothes?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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This also.I got one for 3 quid odd in Asda, it's very good.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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How much gravy is on it?(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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This is actually a proper answer.Ubuntu has this problem with some touchpads, and the only solution is to not use it and get a mouse.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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Mine's fucked due to overuse and overheating.The middle bit is all worn and melted slightly.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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He seems to be acting as a spindoctor on your behalf.Constantly claiming that you're great.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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stop trying to make sense of anything baldmonkey does.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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Most of what he does makes sense to me.Except for his LIES about EGGS.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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He's doing that to be an annoying prick.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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He's trying to undo all my hard work.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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Well that'll teach you not to work hard, then.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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I've spent nearly four years working on my reputation of being a cunt,and he's coming along and ruining it all.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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That's FANTASTIC!Quick everybody, GAZ BraynDedd to thank him for that awesome post.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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I still think you're a cunt,for what it's worth.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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Your opinion is worthless due to your refusal to vote.This means nothing to me.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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Clean it.And your hands. Cheapo cleaning wipes are excellent for that.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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I hardly ever use a mouse these days.I like my Bamboo. I usually have 3 windows running (like this) I find the Bamboo much easier
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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It's something pandas eat.Alternatively, graphics tablet.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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www.wacom.com/bambootablet/bamboofun.php
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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VICTORY IS OURS!Why don't you mind being hungover right now?
And if you aren't hungover, or still drunk, what the hell is wrong with you?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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I'm not.HOWEVER, I am preparing to fly home. By sitting and drinking coffee. WHO WON?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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We romped the locals, and are the biggest party in Dublin now. Fianna Fáil have precisely zero seats on the city council.FG had a stormer as well, which unfortunately included that smug little talentless prick faced cunt George Lee getting into the Dáil.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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I presume you're a Labour man.HURRAY. Thank fuck the FFs are gone. My mother voted for the blue shirts.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:19,
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Of course I am.Though Kilkenny is one of the few areas where FF improved their result. Tell your mother she didn't vote often enough.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:20,
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I bet my Da didn't bother his arse, as usual.I suspect my sister voted for the shinners, as usual.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:21,
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The shinners aren't that bad now that they only use their guns for peaceful democratic murders and robberies.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:23,
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Hahahawww.rte.ie/news/2009/0605/moyvalley.html
Ah, I miss home.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:24,
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SHUT UPYou're going to make me start to miss scumdalk...
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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How dare you suggest such a thing about our Lords Gerry and Martin.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:25,
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They're Lords now?I knew they were taking the brit shilling, but I never thought they'd sit in the House of Lords.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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Oooh, reading the details now,FF got a hammering alright.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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Ah, the Greens are out in Dublin, that's a shame.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:23,
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You're horrible to the Greens.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:25,
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The Greens are keeping FF in government.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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Oh yeah, true.What's SKIA?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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Some quare culchie party?Local elections: FF's Tom Fleming & Michael Cahill, SKIA's Michael Gleeson, IND Danny Healy-Rae & IND Michael Healy-Rae all elected to Kerry County Council
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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I looked them up on one of those candidate listing sites, but it had nothing.It's probably a local campaign group, trying to get traffic lights on the local sheep or something.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:30,
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Pfft.I presume Michael Healy-Rae is related to the other gobshite of the same name.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:31,
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I'm surprised that lot know how to follow the signs to the polling station, never mind vote:Turnout in Ballybeg in Waterford City is averaging 35% at the moment. This is a fairly good indicator for the city. The county registrar says this generally doubles later in the evening
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:32,
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He's the son. Dresses the same, acts the same, and is therefore known as Dolly, after the cloned sheep.He's actually highly intelligent and a very nice chap.
As well as being the same kind of dangerous gombeen as the ould fella.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:32,
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They're too fucking mad to be let into the Dáil.I see Wexford town had the lowest turnout, tut tut.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:34,
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I'll have to give Howlin a slap for that.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:37,
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Good oul Brenny.He was in school with my Da or uncles, can't remember which. Probably uncles, don't think he's as old as my Da.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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This is what the Irish government looks likeupload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Tokusatsu.jpg
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Sadly this is true.However it does mean that as a mamber of an opposition party I can transform into a giant monster and destroy Waterford.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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Good. it has it coming.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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borin, hidin dis sheeyit(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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Grew out of thinking being hungover was ace a long time ago.Now its just an expected result of too much pinot.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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It's not ace, it just doesn't matter when you are VICTORIOUS(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:31,
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Why on earth would you be hungover on a Sunday?Everybody knows the only sensible time to be hungover is at work, on company time, not your own.
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UghI work with 10yr old SEN kids.
A hangover on a work day is ill advised.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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Oddly you are right.The amount of potential autism cases and aspergers bouncing around here is massive.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:25,
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Actually, what I should say is that I'm in work.I'm not really working as such.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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I drank a lot of booze last nightI don't feel drunk now, and I'm not hungover, despite mixing my drinks awesomely.
I think that means I win.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:24,
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delayed response hangover(
Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:25,
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I had one of those last weekend.You could be right about this. I shall make preparations.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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Well, this is the best thing I've seen in ageswww.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs&feature=fvw
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So that's where I left it.news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/8087642.stm
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:28,
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I'm glad they're investigating.It should have gone in the compost bin.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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It's like techno.Except not quite. And it's very loud. And Cyberdog is a brand of clothing and a shop and a club.
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Bats, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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The club releases albums filled with music from various trance artists.While making stupid amounts of profit off their clothing. And by releasing albums full of tracks they had no real hand in.
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Bats, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:40,
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Unlike most caring sharing record companies.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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Saturday night is not normally my getting drunk night.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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is there any reason it should be?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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Well, it's the widely accepted 'going out night'because you don't have work the next day. Unless you do, in which case it's a different night.
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Bats, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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I never have to work the next day,which is why I can't afford to go out.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:46,
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Anyway it's precisely because it's everybody's "going out night" that I'd prefer to stay in.The pubs are packed with lads, you can never get a seat, it's too loud to have a conversation, nightclubs charge for admission.
The best nights out are Tuesdays and Thursdays at Bierex, because they do two for one on cocktails. Unfortunately they don't let the dog in.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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This.More pubs should let dogs in.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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I'm disappointed in the Pear Tree,they have a big paved beer garden, but they don't even let you sit with your dog outside.
There are loads of pubs that do let dogs in though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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I haven't been hungover in a month now :)or rather :(
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broadsword, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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This pupil lacks dedication, must try harder. D-(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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Because I don't drink alcohol(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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UNPOSSIBLE!It is well known SCIENCE that the human adult cannot survive more than four hours without booze.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:58,
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Kramer vs Kramer vs MechaGodzilla.I'd like to see this film.
Which was the best Godzilla monster?
Your mum, I expect.
Or just answer your question in this thread.
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"oh look" you said "all the best people are here" and then these two turn up(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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I'm here too!I just haven't posted because no one has said anything interesting.
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SuperMatt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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I need to get up.I'm getting up RIGHT NOW.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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Ha!I'm up, clean and dressed. Take that.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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Me too.Well, off the couch. I HAVEN'T PACKED YET:(
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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:(((Sorry.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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just look what you've done, you've started an avalanche of rubbish people(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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:(((I will leave the country for nine days as punishment.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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Look, there's no easy way to say this, so I'm just going to come out with it.I know you're a nancy, but I like you.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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Just like mind.Don't get funny.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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Having consered the pros and cons, I'd have to say the answer to my question is Gilgamesh.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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I still strongly associate this word with David Bellamynews.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8087653.stm
And my answer is: God.
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Zuowan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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God would have to be given a handicap at the start.Otherwise it wouldn't be a fair fight.
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Zuowan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:14,
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Like bullfighting?A few blokes stab him up a bit first?
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nick the greek, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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He'd have to be stripped of his omnipotence for a start.Maybe he could just release a few plagues. Then Godzilla could turn up in heaven and rip his legs off.
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Zuowan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:20,
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FUNG FUNG FUNG CUNNY BOILED HAKE(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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Your tits are showing.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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Noit just gave me change for a twenty quid I didn't give him.I'm far too honest for my own good.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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I'd like to have sex with you and Noit.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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But without Noit.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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Basically I want to wank.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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But the kittens are watching.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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It's a bit odd.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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Cats like to watch.They also like salty things. Just saying.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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How is this any better than The Doveston's thread?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.......................... SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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It doesn't have the Doveston in it yet, so that's a start.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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Hello again.I'll ruin you.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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Well you're ruining the internet, why stop there?(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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Couldn't do it without you chum.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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No, but, seriously, in all seriousness, which is serious.Go and piss up a stick.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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Whatever you say buddy.God, we're getting on well aren't we.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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Because it contains Baldmonkey,DUH.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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He's gotten less funny since playing Eddie Hitler though.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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You're the kind of sycophantic whore I could grow to like.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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Hurray!My life is complete.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:46,
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Not quite.Get your tits enlarged.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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You're fat, dull and stupid etc.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:46,
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I thought those were the entry requirements for women that have joined in the last three years?(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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No, that was all just a coincidence.And this one takes the piss with it.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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If you scrape away the first layer of blubber, you find Mykey underneath.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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It's Mykey in a dress.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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OH RIGHT.I said that at least a year ago and YOU NEVER LOVED ME.
Do I have to be a dumpy Irish slag to get attention on here these days?
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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I probably wasn't here when you said it.I've not seen you on here in bloody ages.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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I seem to remember saying this QUITE SOME TIME AGO.I am the Meme Machine.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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We've kept the dream alive.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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But in the dream, this place gets turned off and everyone goes outside.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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That almost happened once, but the servers needed to be set alight.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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yes, postin dis again
tags: Sebastian Winnett, cockhound, Wormulus, scarf, flounce
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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Yes, clickin dis again.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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Clicky clicky clicky(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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I don't know whether to wank myself down to the nub or punch myself in the liver.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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Ten points for Easty.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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Hurray, all the good people are here.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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Oh god, the Cardiff pics.:(
www.b3ta.com/talk/6204892
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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This is incorrect, as it suggests that there is someone fatter than Mykey.It's simply Mykey in a dress and an unconvincing wig.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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My laptop's disc drive has started popping out at apparently random intervals.I blame you for this.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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It's just happy to see you.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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OH FUCKING HELLIT PROBABLY HAS A FUCKING HANGOVER.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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this is some good baldmonkeying we're seeing right here(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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*body slams*(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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yo waxy mah biatch(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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hows your faceI might have coffee, I'll keep you updated.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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I would describe my face as "lived in"(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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That's hot.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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FLURGLE SHIT BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ POTATO.Remember kids, if you don't like this sort of thread you can always log off.
Just a thought.
That was your first mistake.
*sharp nasal exhalation*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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Slut.Ignoring it doesn't make it go away.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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I am a terrible slut.I come in seconds and my idea of foreplay is wiping it with a damp tissue.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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At least you wash it.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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Damp with burger grease.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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I would inhale deeply, if your beef-scented penis was waved in front of my face.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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It's been on our car.You could smell that.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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Your car smells like famine and bombs.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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It's an English car, I haven't infected it yet.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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You lying Irish hag.It's got potato all over the seats and guiness for petrol.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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I can't afford Guinness for petrol :(((((
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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Or plastic surgery, more's the pity.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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I just went to the co-op and bought a pain au raisin.I also looked at the papers but none of them had free DVDs.
On the way home I ate the pain au raisin. It was a bit over cooked. A boy was walking the other way and he was starin at me. I stared back at him. He looked away first. I won that. I stared out the 12 year old boy.
Then I can home and put the bag the pain au raisin was in in the bin. My son was still in his pyjamas.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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Shut up you disgusting slag.Look at your legs. Look at them. It's like your knees have never met, because, right, you're so busy getting filled out like a fat girl's bra, like, because the circus is in town or something.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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Ordinarily I'd have deemed that anecdote too dull to postbut FUCKING "OOH I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT" SUNDAY MORNING "HANGOVER CURE?" FUCK OFF.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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The thing about people who come on here every sunday to brag about their hangovers, right,is that they're all actually shit.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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Hello,you really are a charming fellow.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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He has got a point, though.I mean, if this were the main board, people would all be like "I've seen this before". but /talk appears to be a mobius strip of tedious, self obsessed vanity threads.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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It's not a personal attack or anything. You seem a nice enough fellow etc.It's just JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANOTHER FUCKING REQUEST FOR A FUCKING HANGOVER CURE HOW DO YOU PRONOUCE SCONE WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE CHEESE HOW ARE YOU WHAT ABOUT THAT AEROPLANE FOOD.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:32,
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You know, you can save yourself the hassle of reading itBy logging off.
Just a thought like.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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All the good threads contain "Just a thought".It's the internet equivilant of a SNE.
Next time try "that was your first mistake" too. It'll really add weight to your telling people what sites they are allowed on.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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Bollocks to that.What fun is the internet if you can't repeatedly point out to all the shit people on it that they're really, really shit?
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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It's what /talk is for.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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WELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T COME HERE.I MEAN, REALLY.
GOD.
CUNTS.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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*points at baldmonkey*(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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Why don't you shut up?You're not impressing anyone with your stupid face and welshness.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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Apology accepted.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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At any point in this story did you consider burning the boy?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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[bumming strikethrough lolatism](
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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I just got up and when I was in the bathroom noticed it was raining outsideso I nipped out of the back door and got the washing in then made a cup of tea for Mrs Nobody, woke and fed the birds, then sat at my computer to check my eBay listings. They're not doing too bad considering.
I'm wearing a big chunky fleece and black 'trunk style' boxer shorts.
Mrs Nobody is still in her nightie and already sat in front of Sims 3.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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My wife is getting dressed. I don't know what she is wearing.Later we're going to a car boot sale with my parents. We'll probably have a competition. We sometimes do that at carboots. Something like who can get the ugliest red object for less than £1.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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I think you are a great Dad.We don't do boot sales because Mrs Nobody has problems with crowds and I don't like people very much so it becomes a bit of a stressful event.
Her getting panicky and me trying not to stab people in the throat with a second-hand pair of garden shears.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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People are shit.Stick with animals.
HAI NOBBY.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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How are the aminals?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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The remaining five all seem to bein rude health this morning.
The cats are looking grumpy because it's raining and they want to sit in the sun like yesterday.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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Poor kitties.My rabbit is pissed off this morning, aswell. He's made shit of his cage.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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It's started raining again we might not go.Its an afternoon one.
I used to be bad with crowds too. I can sympathise. But I choose not too because I am unpleasant and wacky.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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Are you 'zany' too?or is that going a bit too far?
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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Fuck it. Go the whole hog. I'm probably kerazy as well.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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