pro tip for new users:Don't post too many new threads. Join in with the existing conversations.
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:00,
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you bring all the shittest noobs to /talkwho was that Bruce Taylor blue namer you found? he was well shit
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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I'm afraid soHe joined the exclusive club of being admitted to to the loony bin, too. Poor lad.
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:06,
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not like, 2 'ever',just see what other people post and join in, it stops the screen getting cluttered.
See what other people post & stick to replies in thread until you get the hang of it really
plus it stops people throwing abuse at new users which always happens.
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:04,
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hhaahai didn't know you were one of the chuckle brothers
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CaptainWilhelm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:04,
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What're those two comedians who go on never mind the buzzcocks and mock the week style shows?They're both quite young and skinny, a blonde one who talks quite fast and the jew-looking one with glasses and stubble who umms and ahhs a bit.
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Russel Howard is the blonde one.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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He doesn't wear glassesbut it was the first name I thought of as well. He's welsh if that's any help
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:58,
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OhI like that they gave Rhod Gilbert the job of advertising Wales. The guy who has the joke that goes "any welsh in tonight?.... I was 9 before I realised you could take a cagoule off. "
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:04,
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SexFace and 90nz0(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:57,
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John Olivernow on the Daily Show
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:58,
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It's amazing what actually gets these people chatting.:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:48,
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i get people chatting, because i use banter, no offence(
mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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what time's the bingo starting?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:54,
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Hold on. I'm taking my raincoat off and stopping in for this.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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well mind you don't stay up too late, got to be up early tomorrow to queue up outside the post office(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:57,
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Mauve.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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That's probably the gayest named colours.I'd hate to be cyan.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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agreedit sounds horrible and looks horrible. it´s like the joe brand of colours.
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Puce?(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:47,
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Actually that's a very gay one as well.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:47,
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Periwinkle?[Citation] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Periwinkle_(color)
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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In Russianlight blue/cyan and dark blue are considered to be two different colours. Like red and pink.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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i believe it is the same in PolishNiebeski (sp) is the word for royal blue, but its another word for light blue.
Or so the Mrs tells me.
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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that's a shit colour and you're a cunt(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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you're a shit colour(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:48,
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choose a colour that isn't shit and I'll stop bullying you(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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FUCKING RUBBISH YOU CUNT(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:58,
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it´s the worst fucking colourit reminds me of windows 3.1 colour schemes
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That's a secondary colour.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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stick your secondary colour up your granny's gunt, captain pissy knickers(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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Oh yeah you must be rolling in fannies with your knowledge or colour rank you fucking boring piece of shit.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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Oh dewd, you see the footy?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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Cock off fuck bag(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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BlueSteak, movies, Hawaii. It has all the winning moves.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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NavyLike their knickers
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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White.OMGRACIST
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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I have a hunch this is going to be the longest thread of the night.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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no fucking numbers eitherimagine that
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:47,
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aren't there only three primary colours?(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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Trick question."The notion of primary colours just describes the way that you can arbitrarily choose a set of three colours to produce any other: there is no definitive set of primary colours."
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:48,
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doesn't even have to be three,look up tetrachromacy.
also, oddly, there's no way to make violet using red, green and blue, you can only closely approximate it. apparently.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:50,
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Which is strangeas it's detected by a balance of red and blue sensors in your eyes.
I've heard this before though. I don't understand it.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:52,
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no,me neither.
it must be something to do with the sensors detecting a frequency band, rather than a single wavelength. maybe the bandwidth is so variable that violet looks different to everyone, so there's no single combination of red and blue that looks right to more than a small number of people.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple#Purple_versus_violet
It's a relative lighting thing, it seems.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:54,
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No, wait, it's OKit's just that purple doesn't exist.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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purple exists,just like white exists, it's just not a single wavelength on the spectrum.
Actually no colour you ever see in nature is just a single wavelength.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:58,
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Are you telling me these streetlights didn't sprout here?(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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they have a sharp wavelength peak,but they'll have a continuous spectrum superimposed on that as well. I think.
Any light coming from them will no doubt have been affected by other things by the time it hits your retina anyway.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:05,
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the spectrum of a sodium street lamp apparently looks like this:www.chemistryland.com/CHM107Lab/Exp7/Spectroscope/SodiumLamp500.jpg
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:13,
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i'd love to get my hands on some streetlamp beansimagine the fun you could have planting them in neighbours' gardens, or sneaking them into pot plants belonging to people you didn't like
or eating them! what'd that be like?
i'd swap my only cow for three of those beans
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:09,
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Interesting.Silly trichromat!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:57,
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why would there not be human hair in the kitchen sink?(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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Honestly Rose, these fucking clean freaks eh?*shakes head*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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your mum was shaving her back again.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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Haha! Like that!My housemate came into my room and asked me this very question and thought it sounded like the opening of a joke!
My answer was "Because the home help got stuck in the in-sink-erator again".
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I KNOW ITS A FUCKING QUESTIONAS IT HAS A QUESTION MARK AT THE END OF IT. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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MrA, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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your mum's been washing her twat with the water she peeled the carrots inwaste not want not, everyone's saving energy and water nowadays
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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maddie is hiding in the drain(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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Probably a mermaid came through the plug hole to steal the Fairy Liquidto wash her scales.
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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what has she been weighing?(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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so, TBL is watching television, anyone else watching television?this is great, I like to know what people are watching on television
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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What does your furni oh fuck off.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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It's on but I'm not watching it.Take that, television watchers.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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I'm watching Big BrotherAlthough past years has been shit, this one is shaping up quite nicely. There is one Oxford graduate who reminds me of Wormulus. He's not right about anything, but he keeps talking until everyone else gives up.
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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I'm watching televisionI am watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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dude, this so doesn't deserve a new thread(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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im going to watch american office series 5then tomorrow i have to replace a new power supply for a dell server :(
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I'm not watching televisionI'm watching a DVD on a projector screen. I don't actually own a telly any more.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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I'm that bored I am going to watch the 1st two episodes of torchwood.and dribble over Gwen Cooper (Eve Myles) in her policewoman's uniform.
oh yes.
who would you dribble over?
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:41,
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I wouldn't dribble over Christ.You no doubt HOOT of a replier.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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HOOT HOOT HOOT(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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I didn't say he dribbled over Christ.YOU FUCKING PRICK.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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I dreamt about a girl last nightAnd a house, on a beach and some dunes and some pools of water between these dunes and I cried but I can't remember what for.
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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I dreamt that some people were breaking into my garden.I had to subdue them with sticks.
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I'm going to leave some pizza so I can have it for breakfast tomorrowwith a cup of tea and the Telegraph
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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I'd dribble all over Kelly Brooke's chest with my PENIS(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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startin a shit thread right here(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:31,
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So what's everybody's favourite TV show with Rik Mayall in?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:31,
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Blackadder,but episodes that he's not in.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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Filthy, Rich and Catflap.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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Drop dead bottomor the young head of Mavis Davis
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chuff monkey I AM him, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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Blackadder(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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Oh. And Spongebob Squarepants.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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Shut up you background noiser.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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they might as well call him gilhaSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHRHRHHRHRHRHHRHRRRSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSTATIC STATIC STATIC
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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This is the point where piston broke crawls out of the tv(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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Did Karl record his stand up in the end?(
St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:35,
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Whatever happened to Cronk?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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also, newsflash, Marcus was Friz and yesterday's troll was Syncubus(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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What's Friz doing now?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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with any luck, getting dragged under a bus and spread across a dual carriageway(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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As the bus speeds awayyou'll hear the faint sounds of some coldplay parody that sounds like it's being played by crushed bloody fingers.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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lolololbzzZZzzzZz(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:41,
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*tunes your nipples*SORRY I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING BUT STATIC
OH FRANK WE'VE LOST YOU
TO BACKGROUNDNOISE
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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don't make me do a Flash animation of you now(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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I've gone past the police frequencies, FrankI'm drawing blood here
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:41,
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It's true.How I laughed.
Everyone fawning over her, it must have been like a dream come true for her.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:37,
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What did Bou do to warrant her banning?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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NOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo(
St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:50,
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This is a top shit thread.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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What do you do with the shit after you've wanked on it?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:20,
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I love this:news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/8099735.stm
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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That's tough luck right there.Bit of a stretch of the word "shocking" though.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:23,
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well..i freeze it using nitrogen then dispose of it through the medium of jazz
not quite sure how that works
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CaptainWilhelm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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alright captainwilhelm(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:20,
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haha i know who you are(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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really?sorry, i didnt have a fucking cl- wait, sorry
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CaptainWilhelm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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Right, off to the shops for me.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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I'd like Mykey to tell us all who this is.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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30 seconds till someone calls you Syncubus.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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Hi there.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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hello mr declanthing with the talk board is i find i've usually said everything in the title..
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CaptainWilhelm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:23,
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you'll get used to it.People will suggest you're a number of past users such as :
Bou - a spinster old mentally ill woman
Syncubus - a 40 year old man who wet the bed
etc
haha
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:24,
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The return of...*duh duh duh*
THE PINK SOCK!
*Some kind of musical/dramatic animal*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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Does that involve using his shit as a wanking aid such as freezing it and using it like an anal dildoor do you just mean that you intend to ejaculate onto another person's poo?
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:22,
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ah bollocksI cant remember if I am being nice to new people or nasty this week.
so cunt off you adorable bastard.
there
that should do.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:28,
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Split Screen.. Finished watching the Cricket, yes. Whilst watching the Spain vs NZ football.Sport, you chubby fruits. What's your current views?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:03,
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I disapprove.It makes the manly manlier.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05,
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Pleased with the cricketbored with the football.
Time for lesbians on House.
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nick the greek, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05,
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Also a resounding defeat of the fat and camp in today's squash.(
nick the greek, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:10,
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Good win for England. Always hard to predict how well they'll do because they can be shit one day and on form the next.In close to home sport, I punctured a football on a rock today playing beach football.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05,
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is it me, JMG,or has b3ta slowed down since I was last here? I refresh and nothing much changes. Is it less people posting, or just more BGN?
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:08,
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It's Sunday.Plus I'm clamping down on shit internet.
It's working well, and more shitter users have gone to QOTW where they can lie in front of chubby birds all the live long day.
An excellent exchange.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:09,
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Fantastic work, sir!Glad your job's working out for you.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:10,
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Partly the former and partly it's Sunday(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:09,
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My current view is one of Susan Sarandon in her underwear(
turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:07,
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Young or old?Actually, it doesn't matter, she's not an attractive lady.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:16,
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I will be disgraced if england win this tournament after losing two games.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:09,
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I'm currently enjoying Sennheiser CX 400's. They're very good in-ear headphones.(
moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:10,
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stop listening to Aquawe're talking about SPORT.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:12,
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You better not deafen yourself listening to Take That at too high a volume with your curlers in, etc.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:13,
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The wrestler or the film?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:13,
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the wrestleri cant stand nic fucking cage
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:14,
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At least he has his own hair.Not like that Vin Diesel wanker.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:18,
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that vin diesel, he's never made a shit film in his life(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:18,
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I liked it when he blacked up to do XXX2.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:20,
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Dwayne.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:13,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G8u1ErQTO0&feature=channel_page
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:19,
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he's a lovely lovely man(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:22,
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That's how I imagine JMG.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:23,
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Split screen for all the best people.Le Mans on the left. Moto GP on the right. Marvelous.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:12,
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Apart from the fact that Moto GP is epic fail.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:13,
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No, it wasn't.It wasn't epic because it's the shittest motorsport category there is.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:15,
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I think you may have forgotten Nascar.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:17,
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I'm not sure.NASCAR is massively massively shit as a sport, but the stupid amount of cars and the stupidity of Americans leads to some pretty epic crashes.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:18,
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it's certainly no monster trucks(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:18,
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sell Berbatov, keep Tevez, fuck Ronaldo(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:14,
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Ribery, Tevez and Rooney.Ugly but effective.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:18,
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Wasn't the cricket great?Windies tomorrow now, we should smash them JMG, SMASH 'EM!
As for my view, I'm currently looking at my housemate (the one who isn't SSG), he's sitting opposite me tapping away on his laptop, probably typing words of hate against me. God I hate him.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:15,
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I'd like to see SSG open most batting.Flailing and swiping away some early big hits in to the pavilions up and down the land.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:19,
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It sounds as though the wrong housemate got cancer.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:19,
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SPAINequals PAIN
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:19,
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log on msnand call him a cunt
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:19,
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I've been researching Personalised number plates for the past hour.MY 3Y3 516HT I5 4UCK3D N0W.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:20,
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I'm at TonyUNDERSCORE's houseAnd I just spent the last ten minutes filling his showerhead with boiled sweets, chilli powder, and purple hair dye.
He probably thinks I was doing a shit or something, the naive git.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:51,
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Ah fuck.This is why I went to real life and became successful there instead.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53,
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HELLO GORGEOUSNot home yet. At Tony's innit. Will be home TOMORROW or DAY AFTER whereupon I'll SEE WHAT YOU GOT ME and PROBABLY COME.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:56,
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psh, wasn't worth sending it in the end, you ungrateful shitno offence, banter on a forum
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:01,
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well that didn't take long(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:55,
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Yeah.This was necessary
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53,
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TonyUnderscore here.MOT, you're shitter than russ.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53,
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Heh.Japes.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:55,
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makes it sticky, innit.Lick a boiled sweet and put it on a towel. Then try to get it off after thirty seconds.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:58,
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Still. It would also complement the spicy powder in a very sweet way.(
Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05,
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Clean his toilet with his toothbrush(
Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:55,
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i wouldbut it's probably cleaner than his mouth.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:58,
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At the office, the korean staff regularly leave their toothbrushon the side in the office toilets. :(
They are always brushing their teeth in there. I think its so foul in there I don't like to touch anything, letalone put anything into my mouth.
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:00,
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They live in the drains.Toilets have flushed silently for years. It's just koreans, in the pipes, discussing the rapid passing of paper and effluent in their secret language of water.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:03,
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Hexachordal is taking a shit in my bathroom! MY bathroom! How exciting!At least, he's either taking a shit or has passed out as he's been in there a good 10 minutes. How is b3ta this surprisingly warm evening?
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:39,
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that doesn't impress memy bathroom is full of minor internet celebrities
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well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:40,
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Burst in and take photos, it'll be great(
Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:40,
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Has he told you the one about Trent Reznor asking him to duet yet?(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:41,
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b3ta is being shit and dullI wish someone would have a proper flounce.
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jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:41,
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a quick glance at who's posting tonightmakes you the most likely candidate
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well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:42,
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I haven't flounced in ages and agesnot since last year in fact.
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jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43,
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With any luck, Roneah will be around later.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43,
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i don't like to reply to his postsmakes me feel like i really need to go wash my hands
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well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:44,
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You can catch bad AIDS by clicking 'I like this' on any post of his.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:45,
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He makes me sad online.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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YOU want someone to fucking flounce?You fucking shit, coming in and asking for stuff after what you've done. For fucks sake, it's trying to play the trumpet as the Titantic sinks. Fuck it.
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:42,
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You could do it.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43,
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I'd cope.Infact, I'd be happier without you.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:44,
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Fine,don't flounce.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:46,
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I'd like to hug you for a while.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:50,
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ElloEllo. Not got round to replying to your mail yet, had a mad week. Trust all is well?(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43,
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mint my manc mucker(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:45,
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Blimey, thats a bit enthusiastic. Anything exciting going on?(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:46,
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haha noday off, fishing on tuesday actually. so don't reply then innit
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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sweating my balls off with the fan onwatching spain rape new zealand
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Wicca! Why?! You're here! Why aren't you making things more exciting?!(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:44,
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I had all my family round for a bbq for my 25th birthday.Bit shattered now.
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rosie posie tingly bongly, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:44,
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Happy birthday for whenever your birthday was. I really have a distain for family events.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:45,
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i could smell in my back gardenthat somebody near me was having a BBQ, it made me feel sooo hungry.
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:50,
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Yeah well there's shit in my bathroom taking a hexacordal(
CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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i took one todaythat hurt me ring as it came out. It seemed to be very wide and quite dry.
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53,
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Well, I might invite him to defile my toilet.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:49,
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I'm going to have a shower.Then I'm going down the shops to get some beer. It's all go, here.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:49,
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Full of Ham and Mushroom takeaway pizza(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:55,
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It is rather warm.I am sat here in my boxers sweating like a gerontophile in a Saga cruise sauna.
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wife swapwhich celebrity would you swap with?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:02,
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It's not gay if you don't push back.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05,
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Look, BNP RAMwww.ebuyer.com/product/166461
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:37,
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all i've got for trade is a used anime love dollis that ok?
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well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:03,
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Long as I end up with David TennantI don't give a rats ass!
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jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:03,
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He went out with Sophia Mylesyou have him, I'll have her kthx
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05,
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if you do it like this, there'll be a race conditioneither broadalon will swap first, so when jenpalon swaps her husband will be broadalon, or jenpalon will swap first, so when broadalon swaps his wife will be jenpalon. either way: broadsword and jenpots up a tree, cijasiie
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:17,
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mrs kelly joneslovely lovely kelly jones
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04,
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He's got a vagina on his arm.britmusicscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/kelly-jones-injured-arm.jpg
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05,
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:(((((poor lovely lovely kelly jones lovely
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05,
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i fancy the bloke who plays the new spock but only as the new spock(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:07,
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you don't like him when he's slicing the tops of peoples heads off?(
well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08,
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no only as spock with those little pointy ears and the srs bsns face(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:09,
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i don´t have a wife so the other person would be a bit screwedit would more be like "i´m going to shag your wife"
this would be a great show
i´d take jennifer connelly. and i´d dress up as david bowie from labyrinth.
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Jennifer Connelly. Yes please.Or Anne Hathaway.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:11,
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oh man.. yes. she is perfection.i like my brunettes.
www.joblo.com/moviehotties/images/news/HathSideBoobGo.jpg
awesome. she would be in my top 3 ever. with natalie portman.
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b3ta.com/talk/5972566
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:16,
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ooh yeah i suppose she does have a bit of julia roberts in herbut thats probably because i watched pretty woman as a kid and she gave me my first boners
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I'm not so fussed about the Portman.I'll leave her for you. Brunettes FTW.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:16,
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aww thanksjessica alba, salma hayek, sara carbonero and penelope cruz´s younger sister
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*fwaps*Also Audrey Tatou and Anelise Hesme who was in the England Vs France Renault Clio ads a while back. Phwaar!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:26,
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yes!fuck man we should be best friends.
but promise not to shag each others birds
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I'll only be your friend if in the theoretical situation that:We are in the same place at the same time and any of the aforementiond girls is present and they show an interest you promise to try not to shag them.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:33,
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I just showed an African around my house.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04,
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nothing, it's all been packed up.He's even learned to say "aks" instead of "ask".
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:06,
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No :(This week I've had some fit girls, some geeks and now an african in my bedroom.
I should have made some porno :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:13,
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That would be an ace premise for a porn film!Advertise a room for rent enter man with 'tache...
'Hi I have come to look at your room'
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:15,
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Christine HamiltonI bet she's a minx.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:06,
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oh mani bet she swallows, sicks it up, passes it round, spits it out and then swallows it
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She'd let you do all sorts of dirty to her.Neil's a lucky guy.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:13,
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A lucky man indeed!It is all those awful ties he wears that really get her going.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:19,
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I know some one who tapped off with her.(
Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:21,
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tapped off?You mean like knob her silly?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:24,
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To be honest, Christine couldn't get much sillier than she is.(
Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:28,
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I forget,Did you have dibs on her?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:17,
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I'm near the front of the queue(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:29,
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I imagine I'll probably be dealing with his affairsafter, y'know....
I'll inform his girlfriend. Good work on the tribute thread BTW, I have also made a picture too, it's lovely. www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post451401
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:37,
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Torres hat-trick in 15 mins :/Football is so much better than cricket
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nah, I actua\lly enjoyed rugbyat least thats one game where the players can tackle each other and then not act like a baby by rolling on the ground to try to get a free kick.
and I was pretty good at rugby until I had to give it up.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57,
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my mate who played for leeds told me about a guy who broke his thumb when he tried to stick it in someones ass in a scrum(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
i prefer a bit of snooker myself(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:48,
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I'll be the judge of this, you get back in the kitchen and iron some sandwiches(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:52,
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what are you wearing?(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:54,
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split-crotch rubber fishing waders and a PVC wipe-clean leotard with furry lining(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56,
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jeez, i wish you were MY girl :((
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58,
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DON'T YOU JIDGE ME(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58,
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Playing it is good,But watching it is just dull. Almost as dull as watching darts
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:53,
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fuck all wrong with watching darts.you fail at man
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55,
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don't bother posting the screengrabs if she flashes her tits, we've all seen them a million times(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00,
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i wish i could still see my tits :(my fucking chins get in the way
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:02,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6225598
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08,
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I reckon Lu should get on a snooker table & urinate at the ballsthe jet of piss propelling the balls towards the pockets.
It could be called snooker Lu pee.
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:52,
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haha, yeah Torreswith players like him it's no wonder they did well in the Prem ... oh
it's no wonder they did well in the Champions Lea .... oh
I bet he can get a steering lock off really quick
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:48,
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he´s the best striker in the worldbut thankfully liverpool have feck all else in the form of talent (besides gerrard)
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no he bloody well isn't(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:53,
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He's in the top 5.Behind and Rooney, Berbatov and others.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:54,
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fuck Berbatov man, fuck Berbatov right in the fucking ear(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55,
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I think his nonchalant style fits manchester united perfectly.His touches and finishing are immense.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56,
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he plays like he's asleep, he can't be arsed tracking back and he's just lazy if it's not a big gameor even if it is a big game
I say sell him and hang on to Tevez
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57,
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Concurred.Tevez is a workhorse and always looks for the shot on goal. More of an asset than Berbatov, easily.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:59,
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He apparently refused cosmetic surgery on his sickeningly disgusting scars too.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00,
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Berbatov top 5 in the world?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55,
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I'd say.I'm really trying not to mention Robbie Keane here as I know the reaction it'll get.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56,
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You know there are more countries in the world than England, right?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57,
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Wales has some great footballers.Honest.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00,
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I'm well aware of that.We're talking strikers here though. I believe the best ones in the world play in the premiership.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05,
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Emile Ivanhoe Heskeyis by far the greatest striker ever.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58,
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bah1. Torres
2. Eto´o
3. Anelka
4. Rooney
5. Villa
Going on last seasons form and goals.
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He's fucking shite in anything other than worthless games.He's not a big game player whatsoever.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:07,
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Here's the revised list for you.1. Heskey
2. Crouch
3. Koller
4. Harewood
5. Zamora
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04,
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Bobby Zamora is one of the shittest people ever to kick a football.and I'm including people who have been paralized since they kicked a ball.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08,
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I just logged back into Warcraft after a six month hiatusI'm about to order pizza
JMG must be.....so proud. *sheds single tear*
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:49,
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I might go get a pizzabut which one?
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50,
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I'll be getting a Large pizza.If you're fat and internet, the toppings don't matter. You can't taste anything if you're shovelling it in that fast.
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50,
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MEAT FEAST(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50,
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that's a vacuum cleaner you useless prick(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:51,
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DELIVERED BY NAKED LESBIANS(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:59,
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playing mealoaf ´life is a lemon´´and delivering with a free tool set
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
We've lost another one :((
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:51,
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Thanks for fucking ruining it for me.Cunt.
I WAS going to listen to the rest of the cricket and then watch the football on iPlayer, but thanks.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50,
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Wrong.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50,
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:Dlo lo lololololooooooooooooooo
y vivvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaaa españaaaaaaaaaa
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
has anyone else eaten any food or switched the television on recently?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:25,
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Tody on ove ourr kats kiled an pidgeon infront ov twelv nien yar old.(
Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:26,
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Gudq=witrhk.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:27,
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P-I-G-E-O-N YOU THICKO THICKY SLAGBITCH(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:28,
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NINJA AWAAAYAlso I don't know why, but pigeon and yoghurt sometimes confuse me in their spelling.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:29,
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ALSO: IN FRONT, TWO FUCKING WORDS YOU SLACK-FANNIED SHAG BAG THICKO DYKEY ARSEGOBBLER(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:31,
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tmideast.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/facepalm2ly3.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:30,
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Type properly or I'll post that picture again.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:43,
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YES! FINALLY!I DON'T CURRENTLY HAVE A TV
LOOK HOW I LORD IT OVER ALL YOU CRETINS.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:26,
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Thanks.I'm glad I can join the highbrow elite.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:29,
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I don't want to be lumped in with people like you.I'm going to tesco to buy one, right now.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:34,
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I own a tv but don't watch it.This level of restraint makes me better than you.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:44,
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WHY CAN'T WE STAY IN AND PLAY BINGO LIKE THE ELDERLY?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:26,
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at least the elderly manage to dodder as far as the bingo club on a saturday night(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:33,
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It's a very worrying development.One that might need clamping down on.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:34,
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Once.It was a Tuesday.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:26,
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No, but I will be defecating in a minute, then I'm going to have a bath.
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:27,
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what about BBC live and a tv license?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:32,
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I've puked and listened to the radio.Does this help?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:30,
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Gil,I am on the sofa but my beer is on the table. It is not real beer.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:31,
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is the television on?this is very important, think carefully before you answer
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:36,
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nobut i did get up and get my beer.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:38,
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i've drunk it now(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:45,
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I've got a cup of coffee(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:47,
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forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=717413
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:36,
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I don't get why you can't do it.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:43,
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Just had a fruit salad here.Oh yer
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:42,
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I had a mixed grill for my tea that was rubbishand I watched a bit of telly.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:45,
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anybody watching the confederations cup in a few mins?spain vs NEW ZEALAND? or is football seen as a bit gay round these parts
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:23,
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a new accountant has started for us at workshes from new york and is a jew. and did i mention she is an accountant.
my boss actually called me into a meeting and told me I would have to calm down my jokes and banter for the time being
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Can we have but ONE night on here on here without you THREATENING people?!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:25,
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i don't mind footballthe confederations cup seems a bit pointless really though
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well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:25,
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It's not pointless.It's hosted by the world cup hosts a year before the world cup itself.
It's an opportunity for them to fine tune the organisation, see what works and what doesn't, as well as the teams to play nations they don't usually play.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:31,
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It's all about the cricket.There's a spiffing game taking place right now.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:25,
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America is shit and should fuck off.That's a pretty provocative statement right there. I bet that puts the cat amongst the pigeons.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:20,
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Feel that tension.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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all I get when I put cats amongst pidgeons is feathers all over the garden.(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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you fucking jew(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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HOW VERY DARE YOU MY DINNER NYOM NYOM DINNER DINNER NYOM NYOM!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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baldmonkey is shit and should fuck off.That's a pretty uncontroversial statement right there. I bet that everyone agrees.
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See.See how upset you are.
provofl
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:23,
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I am so good at this.I'm going to go work on my next provocative statement.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:25,
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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I did a strikethrough.Your version was shit.
I win.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:26,
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i just ordered a big tub of strawberry cheesecake ben and jerry´s icecreampretty gay huh. and i ate it all.
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i will trade you a bacon and chicken pizza i haven´t touchedwhat type of cake
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You just ordered it and yet have eaten it all already?fucking fast delivery!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:11,
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He lives next door to the shop.Do you expect him to walk?
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:14,
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True, anyone who needs to order in ice cream must have some really bad bed sores and when it comes to move will need the fire bridade to knock a wall out of their house so that they can have access for the lifting gear.(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:21,
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I have too much cake.What should I do?
I also have too many burgers.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:39,
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I'm trying but I don't want to have to go all roman on them.(
Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:41,
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eat them all and then throw them all up?(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:02,
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YES MR JMG SIRI have too much cake.
What should I do?
I also have too many burgers.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:41,
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I would prefer free way of getting rid of cake.Currently my idea is to call round friends and see who is able to come round and eat cake and burgers.
Otherwise cake and burgers will be slowly eaten by myself.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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that would work too i guessi don't think cake would reach me before tuesday evening anyway, thus rendering it a bit less appealing
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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rape everything in a 50 mile radius(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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My penis is too big to do that. Also it is covered in cake.(
Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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If you were a little bit more like britney spears here.....twitpic.com/7e33i
You would get the same reception.
She's such an inspirational mother, women and musical artist.
I like here how here, she helps out a bunch of sick children, and avoids a distasteful publicity stunt.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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I like how there seems to be a rapist clown in the background.And the girl next to her looks down distastefully.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:48,
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Why has Alan Cumming got a fucking OBE?!that's what I want to know
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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All I remember him being good in was that scottish airline thingyall his films he was shit in
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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Services to the X-Men films.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:51,
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i think he was only in number 2but I think he was in all the spy kids films
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:53,
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Oh, ok.I quite like how the latest one tided up the first series. That Gambit and Nightcrueler characters were quite good. It would be ace to see 'em at the school thinggy and how that started up. I bet it's all money he's half-inched using mind-control.
Does Xcavia have the floating chair from the cartoons, in the movies? I can't remember.
Oh boy, I can't wait for more X-Men films, I might get 'em all on Bluray to watch on my awesome telly. Transformers too.
That's the kind of thing that can make a guy like me happy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:10,
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He would be good in a porn filmas he wouldn't need to change his name to anything suggestively smutty.
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:54,
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No idea but I always get him mixed up with pee wee hjerman.(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:11,
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cake rafflesponsor a tramp with cake
cake shoes
cake hat
cake gloves
cake on cake on cake cake
reinact cakeatoa, the famous exploding cake volcano,
cake bra.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:49,
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Think for yourself?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:55,
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I could leave some in moseley village with a sign saying "Free Cake"(
Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:12,
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smear cake all over yourself then determine your "lick reach" by seeing how much you can lick off without dislocating your shouldersto ensure fair play, I will oversee this on webcam
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:02,
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:07,
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Mykey has said it so it MUST be true.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:31,
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Be thou my wisdom, be thou my true wordbe thou ever with me and I with thee, Lord
be though my great Father, and I thy true son
be though in me dwelling, and I with thee one.
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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y'know, I've been on Songs of Praise more than oncebeat that cuntos.
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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longest church service everwith all the times they have to do retakes.
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:10,
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it was a large outdoor event both/all three (can't remember) times.In a crown of about 5,000 I was the only person facing the wrong way. Made me easy to spot though.
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:13,
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The ex wife has been on it loads of timesI care not for being a television program of this sort.
I'm still trying to get in front of the camera with Silvia Saint.
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:17,
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I heard she's taking over from Aled Jones.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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i've no ideaThe last time I had any contact with her was 3 years ago, and that was in court.
EDIT: by the way, I'm talking about Silvia, and not my ex wife. Damn celebrity stalking conviction :(
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:35,
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Oh you're a fucking hoot.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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Everyone online is worth talking to.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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Even you(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:07,
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Are you worth talking to?Am I?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:08,
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I am and so are you.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:09,
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Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:09,
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Which one?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:10,
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Both.Rain Man and Captain Bumsexy
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:12,
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I think I'm Rain Man.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:12,
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Are you calling me sexy?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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If you like.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:19,
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Do you want to get a drink some time?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:20,
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A movie and dinner and maybe you'll get a fumble.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:25,
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<s>pouffe</s> good nobbing(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:09,
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www.footstools2u.co.uk/~item/drum-stools/53/large-fabric-drum-stools.-FROM-ONLY-%A389+p&p!/306/large%20fabric%20drum%20stool/357
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:08,
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Slightly too tall, tbhI'm using a futon which is quite low down
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:10,
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oh you do actually need a pouffeI wasn't paying attention and presumed someone else had had the same thought as me, without realising it was you replying to yourself.
Ikea do a few, but when I've looked they seemed to be cardboard boxes covered in really cheap fabric.
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:12,
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I think I'll just find an african child to kneel infront of the sofa(
SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:14,
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I find indonesians are better at staying still.Africans get too fidgety after an hour or so
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:15,
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<s>infront (sic) of the sofa</s> oh you fill it in yourself.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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dictionary update: "in front" now one wordsee also: alot, aswell
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:39,
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Have one of your nubian slave boys kneel at your feet.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:20,
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THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:35,
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you know what, right, this thread's shit(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:41,
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