YES

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

taken your brain pills this morning?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

I've taken them to the zoo

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Chinatown Zoo.

( dotmund .co.uk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

forget it, jake

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

what the shit is going on?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

Noooooooo, :(
Badger, I was asking /talk for their medical opinion and you delete the thread?

You heartless bastard.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

i give you 6 months

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

I'd give her one.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

i set 'em up...

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

...I'll knock 'em out the park.
*big tens*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Then I have sex with them behind the bins.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

'em one
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Oh fuck you

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

I got asked out by a MAN in the SUPERMARKET yesterday
It was scary, I ran away.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

was it RR?
lucky escape, there
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Paul, I thought we were interbuddies...
Why the hate?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

we are, man. we are.
but i have to try and look cool in front of the internet girl

but you're right. bros before hos.
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

*fist bump*

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

I always see a lot of very attractive ladies in the supermarket.
But it just seems a very inappropriate place to chat someone up.



Especially as I'm engaged.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I don't know how people turn other people down in real life.
I'm also engaged, but he knows this.

Where do you go from there?

I don't have this problem at work, I just put on a whiney face and say I'd lose my job.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

So the bloke who asked you out knew you were engaged?
How did he do it, anyway?

"Hey, I like *looks in basket* Always Ultra too! Maybe we should get some coffee sometime?"
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Yeah, he works at the all night garage (I know, what a catch)
So he sees me when I'm on my way home from work sometimes. He always flirts, but I've told him I'm engaged.

But seeing him in the REAL WORLD was scary. I was just walking out and he was putting his stuff in bags, and he was like "Hi there remember me? what are you doing now?"

I stammered "I've got to go home to my man" which was a lie.

He said "Oh, I was wondering if you wanted to come and get a coffee"

I just did an apologetic face and WALKED AWAY REALLY QUICKLY.

It's a shame because he's very pretty.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

my supermarket might well be full of honeys
but i don't see anyone in the supermarket as a person, they're all just obstacles. like slow, mooing bollards
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

^This!
I get shouted at for ignoring people I know.

I'm not ignoring them, I've just got my eyes on the prize.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

is the prize the whipped cream?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

No Gmos, the prize is getting the fuck out of the supermarket
No Gmos, the prize is getting the fuck out of the supermarket

Yes.

Never use elmlea for sexy purposes. *gags*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

bingo.

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

checking claim on the pink ticket....hold on, we haven't started yet, false call

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

sorry MC, i'll try and be more careful with my language

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

"Get out, stop using the whipped cream for THAT!"

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I'd give her one.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Too slow, flyboy.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

toooooooo sloooooooooow

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

I would have beaten him if I hadn't gone back and changed the wording.
From now on I'm going to post a blank reply to everything, then I can come back and fill it in later.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

beaten him if I hadn't gone back and changed the wording.
From now on I'm going to post a blank reply to everything, then I can come back and fill it in later.

gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I'd give her more, hopefully she'll be fine.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

I don't know, I've still got stomach cramps, :*(

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

you must pull through

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Yes I must, I missed work last night :*(
Think of all the slag money that went unearned :*(
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

do you now work with molten iron?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

are you wearing some sort of pompom clown nose?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Yes, it's part of my new outfit

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

HAWT!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

i didn't see the original thread due to forces beyond my control
so i didn't have much to go on
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

I'm drinking coffee
and I'm shit at tennis.

Also I'm a horrible person :D it's fucking ace.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

is this the new evil face fuzz at work?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

I ate a load of pasta for dinner last night
10 minutes later was in agony, not sure if eating a lot of undercooked pasta could have caused it, because I didn't eat anything else out of the ordinary.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

perhaps you have some sort of anti pasta thing, you know like wheat fear or summat, i dunno, cancer?

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

hmm, dunno. don't think undercooked pasta can be that bad for you
i had some dodgy chicken the other day and i was seriously ill
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

*strokes your face*
Poor paul, :(

I didn't eat any meat.

I hope I'm not wheatwrong, that would kill me.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

it'll pass
i'd hate to find out i was allergic to something that i liked
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

God you're shit.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

HEY BOY, GUESS WHAT, RIGHT NOW?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

You've got a Michael Jackson joke to tell?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

no, I'm listening to Modest Mouse
and even though I've heard the songs so many times, I still gleaned more new information from it than from your opening post.

Really I expect more from you.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Stop turning into an Attention Down's
Is it like a spastic baton this place passes on or something?

4x100 MEMEME Relay?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Did someone delete a thread?
Or am I already working for the alzheimers society??? What thread?? MUMMMYYYYY!!!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Prepare yourself for some terribul news tomorrow morning!

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Has the Titanic reached New York safely??
Please tell me it has
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

You might want to sit down....
Diana was on board. they did everything they could, but she survived.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

What?
Diana Dors is dead?? Fuck nooooo!!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I NOE

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Next you'll be telling me
that the Queen Mother (gawd bless 'er) has given up gin and smoking.. is nothing sacred
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

I saw what you did there.
sneaky editor.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Well..
It's these gnarled up spanner spacky hands of mine... not working proper like!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

shut up SickRik

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

stop being a shitcunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

copy & pasta
In Bel-Air, California, born and raised
At the country club is where I spent most of my days.
Having a lark, relaxing all day
Driving some balls right down the fairway

When a band of ruffians, believing they had impunity
Started making trouble in my community
I got in one mere tussle and it gave my mom the willies,
She said "You're moving to your aunt and your uncle in West Philly."

I hired a limo, and as it drew near
The license plate said "DAPPER" and it had dice in the mirror.
I could only deduce that this limousine was quite frilly,
But I paid it no mind and directed the driver, "To West Philly!"

I arrived at the house at 7:34
And gave a generous tip to my kindly chauffeur
Looked upon my new residence, the weather was chilly
But I knew that I was now the Dapper Lad of West Philly
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Touching memorials on Facebook
"is truely heartbroken + devastated, been in hysterics crying because a true hero died today at 2:260pm unexpectidly. i don't care what anybody thinks, he was a gentle, kind and loving man who had a heart of pure gold and a need to help the ones who needed it. you didn't deserve to die, you've been my idol since childhood. i know how those bastards made life hard for you, you're safe now. r.i.p michael jackson ♥ "

what's yours?
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

I don't think hell is a very safe place.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

I'm having a wank whilst looking at myself in the mirror.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

You're my favourite wanky, rapey scarecrow.

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

unf unf unf

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

hey dg, check it out
it's been a SEXY week
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

I could have sworn that said stalk board

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

You can tell I haven't been busy at all this week

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

you're always busty

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I've got surprisingly few.
"Goodnight Micheal, Ignore the ignorent bastards the legend of you will always live on x" "He was a fab singer but well mmmmmmmmm wat can i say!!!!!"
( Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

I just put "Fuck him he was still a peado"
Which sums it up rather well
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

yeah, you're cool and funny and stuff

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

i know and really really really popular
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I just joined the
"OFFICIAL PETITION TO BRING MICHAEL JACKSON TO AUSTRALIA FOR A CONCERT TOUR!"
group, just so I could wish them luck.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

"Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled.
They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11)."
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Totally stealing that.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Yep, hence the quotation marks.
Just doing what the thread asked
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

No i mean im stealing that

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Be my guest

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I have none
I am only friends with sensible people.
( dotmund .co.uk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

friend-of-a-friend's:
"At this sad time we should not judge him on his dodgy music and grating voice, but celebrate the genius of his child abuse and the sweet salty duckbutter he gave."
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'll raise a glass to him
I have a bottle of Jamesons whisky so I might pour myself a measure in memory of MJ tonight. After all they both come in tots.
(MagicMoose, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

"Stop teaching our kids maths and spellings"
says a man called Mr. Balls

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8120152.stm
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

Huh.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

I was in one of the first year groups to do literacy hour.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

That's not true, they're just going to do it in a different way.

( Jobe, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Liar!

( wheelybird mreee!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Read the article.

( Jobe, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

I can't!


*sobs*
( wheelybird mreee!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Pffft.

( Jobe, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Clikin dis

( Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

I only read the first two paragraphs of any news story
It's so much easier to sensationalise things that way
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

with pictures and P.E.?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

i was reading the paper in the staff room yesterday and one of the headers was
'balls sacks governeners over... blah blah blah'

and i thought to myself 'tee-hee... ballsacks'
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

i agrie wif him.
he is a smart entligint man what nows that kids dont need targits for speling and mafs
( wheelybird mreee!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

changed your name again, gonz?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Again?
It's still the original as given to me by my parents and approved by God.
( wheelybird mreee!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

i was hilariously suggesting that you might be regular forum-poster gonzo
because he can't spell
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

I was hilariously suggesting that God exists.
All this /talk banter is lost on me. I get all confused and then start shouting at things and spitting.
( wheelybird mreee!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

How can you report such trifles
when there are far more important issues at stake?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Bloody Australians

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

FUCK YES
The world needs more stoned animals.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

that. is. fucking. brilliant.

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

there is a picture of me online somewhere interferring with a wallaby at australia zoo, i can't find it tho, so here's a fish
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1206370899/20060915france0011.jpg
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

I bet, you know, with a fish mouth that size
well, you know... you did, didn't you?

I wouldn't blame you.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Your silence says enough.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

hactually
to calm a carp down you have to stick your thumb in its mouth.


that looks like a very calm carp.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

to calm a llama down, you have to get off with it
calm a llama down. calm a llama deep down in the ocean, blue like a barnacle... etc
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Sitting in a tight place, laughing at a monkey, oh pulling like a china boy....

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

carroway, caroway, carroway
noise!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Boing tikka massala, boing tikka
EEEEEEEEEYO!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

modern angling shuns that old practice, if the carp is played properly before being landed it should be calm on the bank anyway

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Ahh I see

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

blimey, that's a big fish

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

nah, it's just very close to the camera
and the man holding it is smaller even than you.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

oh dear
the quality of the witty banter under that story is so high, I might have to return my B3ta membership card and defect to replying to bbc stories
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

From the comments section:
I resent this report that we are high as a kite and making crop circles! I haven't been stoned since 1971. A few young hoppers eat the wrong plant and you trash our species in the news. What's this world coming to!
Wally Baby, Australia Bush

I'm guessing the man who posted this has a collection of humourous ties.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

those jumpy little buggers
stealing all our heroin
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

They need a smack.
sorry.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

7 of the top 10 news stories are about the same thing
poor old farrah, relegated to number 7
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm pleased that the stoned wallabies
are hanging in there. Keep at it, chaps!
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Nothing at all about Steven Wells

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

I had crispy bacon, egg mayo and ham in a sandwich for breakfast this morning and it was lovely.
Nothing of this has been reported by the BBC.
Shocking.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

don't even know who that is

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

You don't know Stevie W?
He's totally sweet
( magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

there were two versions on the Metro out this morning
TWO
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

One with Farrah Fawcett on the front page and the other with MJ,
But which one is more important news?
There's only one way to find out...
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

no
one with "Churches trying to cure homosexuals" one with "MJ carked it".
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

It's because first of all they thought it was the sunshine that killed him but that turned out to be wrong,
Then they thought it might have been the moonlight. But personally I think it might have been the boogie.

Working in Radio this morning is a MJ a thon.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

sweet jesus
*picards*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

she's in rish of being relegated to the championship
joining "iran shoots missiles at the us" and "airborne disease kills thousands in manchester".

DAMN YOU JACKO!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I'm counting backwards for christmas

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

So, what's for lunch?
I might have soup. Maybe a jacket potato.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

katsu curry

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Dunno about lunch
I'm drinking strong coffee in the hope it will wake my bowels

*edit* it worked, hurrah
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

well, dude, we just don't know
i haven't seen the canteen menu yet. hopefully it'll be something nice
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

I heard this in a Zaphod Beeblebrox voice.

( Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

i typed it in a brandt from the big lebowski voice

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

I've not seen it.
Isn't that a gangster movie?
( Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

heck no
however, it IS a brilliant film and you should go watch it right now
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

I don't know.
An hour of badminton, then maybe a sandwich. Sorry I couldn't be more precise.
( Jobe, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

It's more to push the flotsam down the board.
Not that I'm not interested.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

This is an amazing hoax all the news people are doing.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

yeah
I mean, who could seriously believe that they'd cancel literasey hour? I mean, it's the kind of educational tool that's made MOT who he is today
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

What? Christiano Ronaldo is actually staying at Man U?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Probably an omelette.
With some stuff in it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

I made 4 gourmet pizzas for dinner
the fat fuckers scarfed the lot.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

better than them not getting eaten and being thrown away, surely

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

But I was expecting to freeze one for later lunch use
4 giant pizzas between 5 adults and 1 child seems a tad greedy to me.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

depends how giant
i can eat a large pizza on my own. mmm... pizza.
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Then you are a greedy lardarse

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

damn straight

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

As upsetting as the news is, I will forever remember the drunken text I got at 11.30pm last night.
"Janet Jabkson is Dead"

Word for word.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

I'm glad I didn't post a new thread now.
It might have made yours look more interesting.
( Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Let's be realistic for a moment.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

hooray user id:52745 has logged on to the forum, great banter to follow, or not

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I'm veering towards the latter.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

i was quite enjoying the thread below

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Top 10 computers that talk to people called Dave in situations where there's hardly anyone else around on a spaceship
1. Dave and Holly
2. Dave and HAL
3. ...?

I'm stuck, and need help on this important homework assignment
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

Dave and SAL?
EDIT: 2010 btw
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

a spotter points out
that Sal was based in the lab on Earth, and you only see her speaking to Dr.Chandra.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Dave and Chas

( magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

Ripley 'Dave'
Grumpy Ship
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

top 10?
that might be a bit of a stretch

i have a top 3 films with scary fridges. does anyone know of any more?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

The Nutty Professor 2: THE KLUMPS

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

i haven't seen this so i don't know if you're being serious
i don't much fancy watching it to make sure :(
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS, HOWEVER I HAVE NOT SEEN IT AND NOW CAN ONLY ASSUME IT HAS THE MOST HORRIBLE FRIDGE SCENE PUT TO CELLULOID

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

OK THEN
i'm going for genuine scary/creepy not just a frighteningly terrible film that has a fridge in the background of a scene
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

I think you'll be referring to the
scene in which Eddie Murphy, playing 23 separate characters on screen at the same time, group-rapes the fridge, in one of the most horrendous scenes ever filmed.
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Requiem for a dream...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

this is the current #1

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

Ghostbusters

(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

this is the current #3

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

A Series Of Unfortunate Events.
One of the kids nearly got crushed by a falling fridge.
( Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

i have seen that, but i don't remember the fridge
is there a clip online somewhere?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

Err, maybe.
I'll have a look around. It was when they were staying at the Scary Shack or whatever, with their Aunt who kept saying "Don't do that!", and gave some stupid reason, like "Don't stand near the fridge! It might fall on you!", and when the house was wrecked by a storm, everything she warned about came true.
( Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

poltergeist?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

haven't seen it

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

WHAT?
not seen poltergeist!....go to the back of the class.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

i used to be terrified of poltergeists when i was a child
my stereo turned on by itself once in the middle of the night and i was very scared
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

well, your no child now
go see it.

badger is in the second one..
www.b3tards.com/u/13b059438ec85bb15076/badger.jpg
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

i am compared to you, oldy

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

why you young whiper snapper

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

*does the young dance*

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Se7en

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

i've never seen this
been trying to put it on my lovefilm list but it doesn't work
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

excellent film.
but thinking about it, the fridge isn't that scary. more the situation.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

indiana jones and the curse of the crystal skull

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Minority Report
The bit where he eats the sandwich.
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

Jurassic Park
the bit with the fridge
( magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

IT
American Psycho

These are more 'body parts in fridges' though
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

well, the current #2 is 'the machinist'
which is more of a sinister fridge
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

The Fridge On The River Kwai

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

A Fridge Too Far

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
FROM THIS SUBTHREAD
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Cool Runnings

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

BOO

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Cheech & Chong's Ice Dreams

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Heartbreak Fridge

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Fast Times at Fridgemont High

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

:( :( :( :(

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

:) :) :) :)

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

>:( >:( >:( >:(

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Digby The Fridgest Dog In The World

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

A View to a Chill

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Hamburger Chill
Sex, Ice and Videotape
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Bring me the Smeg of Alfredo Garcia

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

fridge encounter
the good, the bad and the fridge
honey, I shrunk the fridge
cannonball fridge
the fridgefather
a funny thing happened on the way the fridge.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Anything starring Smeg Ryan

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Or Bosch Spice

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Or Jeff and Beau Fridges.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Or Zanussi Liu

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

You absolute CUNT
I've been sat for 10 minutes trying to think of a film title I could shoehorn 'smeg' into, and then you go and do that.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

The Fridges of Madison County

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Nine and a half weeks

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

As far as I'm aware that's about it.
WarGames had a guy called David with that computer playing nuclear noughts-and-crosses, though.
( Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

I could revise the conditions so that it's only
"Computers talking to people called Dave" but then I'd fail my homework assignment and be locked in the "Danger Pit" for 30 hours.
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

I loved that film when I was a kid
It's been remade, or there was a sequel or something.
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

airplane 2?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Dave and Dave?

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

fried green tomatos at the whistlestop cafe
i've not seen this film but i assume it's about that sort of shit
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

It's got black people and someone gets hit by a train.
I don't know, I only saw a few minutes of it when I was six.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

I hang my head in shame to say
It's quite a good film.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

the book is apparently a thorough lez-fest

(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

i have heard that jaws the book
is really porny
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

dave and queeg 9000
dave and cassandra? that computer that could predict the future
dave and davina and hilly
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

wasn't jeff goldblums charachter in independance day called dave?
and his computer briefly spoke
and he was on a spaceship with it and will smith
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

then what happened?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

they blew stuff up and smoked cigars
and will smith said "hell yeah!"
and then they bummed each other
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Uri geller on gmtv
fucking hell, talk about thin.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

He's a bender.
So I've heard.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

Not the first word I would use to describe him

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

i'm a little prarie flower, growing wilder by the hour
no one cares to cultivate me,
'cause i'm as wild as wild can be
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

BORN TO BE WILD!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

What lording nonsense is pouring
forth from his mouth-hole this time?
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

He was on bbc 30 mins ago.
Not quite as bad as Robin Gibb comparing hewhoshallnotbenamed to Oscar Wilde though..
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

how he tried to advise jacko
and how his energy now lives on.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Through a SPooooooooooOOOoooN

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Fucking charlatan too

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

Top of the evening to you.
How's things with you?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Reasonable
iSpongMini is being helpful, iSpongNano is being poorly, iSpongPico is now 3 inches long.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Ooh, congrats, that's awesome :-D.
I've had a nice lazy day today.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

I would like a lazy day

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

I met him once
Told him to 'Fuck Off' as he was being a nuisance, shortly before I crashed my car.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

I'd like to walk up to him and headbutt him...
"HA! you didn't see that coming!"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

did he put a
'bend' in the road.

/coat
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

'Backside In The Chain Gang'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Chris Rear

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Aw fuck.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Ana Lennox

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Anall Saints

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Michael Jacksieon

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

what's for lunch?
HAH see what i did there?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?
Alex Ferguson will still play giggs in August.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

NO EDDD, NOOOO!
BAD.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

I know.
No more then.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

The Way You Make Me Faecal.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Man in the shitter

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Smooth Crimanal

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

weird rectal yankovich

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

teenage fannyclub
(if you're american)
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

red hot chili poopers

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Bum baby bum by Ass

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Oh aye.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

oh place your hands on my bumhole
run your fingers through my soul
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

'my arsoul' surely?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

very good, let's see if fritz can finish it off for us, it will be very funny

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6253548
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

it's going to be a hell of a day, and i'm stuck in all weekend, i should not have killed off the bingo

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

i'm stuck at my computer all the ding dong day today
i NEED b3ta to be fun and diverting but i sense i may be disappointed
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

i feel you will be lacking in any shit and giggles from this forum today
lucky i get to log off at 12ish
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

i normally do at 12.30 but two of my colleages are on holiday/got day off so i have to be here all day to answer the phone
i can't deal with a whole day of shit jackson jokes
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

Parappa The Crapper

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

haha, THIS is more like the Edd I know and tolerate.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

:D

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

I don't know the answer to this.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

do you know the answer to this?
'morning gmos, how are you?'
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Kendo was really good last night
I fought through 4 winner stays on fights. Then I got a little tired and managed a draw, then got praised, my head grows by the minute.

I genuinely feel guilty for being so egotistical.

How're you Paul?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

naw, feeling good about yourself for succeeding isn't wrong

i'm fine, ta. a little achey from running yesterday. did some head-maths and if i keep to my training plan, i'll have run about 600 miles over the summer!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

good effort!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

well, i have to get fitter if i'm going to wear my bikini at the beach

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Hello
Jeeemohs, how art thou on this sprightly morn'? Spiffing, I do hope?
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

my leg is sore but otherwise I'm great thanks, I even wore my poncho to work.
How're you this morning?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

I'm grand, grand indeed
Still pestering clients to "actually bloody pay me, you gits", but otherwise, sprightly.

The fiance's sister's up this fine weekend, and we're off to an ale festival tomorrow. Malty joys!
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

mmm beery beer beer win
Hope you have an excellent time!

How'd she do on the Marathon?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

anything by the Cheeky Girls

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

anal cunt

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Poops Upside Your Head
say Poops Upside Your Head
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Stool Pigeon!
(achachacha)
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Public Enema

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

Pucker Don't Preach

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

Baby Got Back

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

Watch us rectum mike - Psyche!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

pffft.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

Heard it through the Arsecrack -Marvin "Batty" Gaye

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

I've had enough of this already.
What are you having for lunch?

EDIT: Sorry badge, not you.
EDIT: I might just delete this.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Bastards soaked in vimto
Served up with a warm plate of sunshine
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Keep it here RR.
I'm still gettin the attention I desperately deserve.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

I'm going to ask what's for lunch every time some tedious cunt goes on about MJ today.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

Trouser provoked an epic strop from someone for castigating them for being unfunny earlier on
www.b3ta.com/talk/6253342
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Yeah, but he's an unfunny cunt n'all.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

I might go for Harry Ramsdens fish, chips & mushy peas today

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

Hmm probably punching certain people
*grrs*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Right then.
Arse-related pop stars and songs.

'Spanish Bums' by The clash.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

Chrissie HYnde

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

Chris Rear

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

BotTom Jones

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

ArseSoulja Boy

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Back Door Man
The Doors
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Radioarse

( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Flush
by Queen.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

Ring of Fire

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

Jarvis Cocker

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Poo Fighters

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

'Shit but u know it' by The Streets

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

ArsEdward WoodWard

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

errr.....

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Michael Jackson: first fiddler to be mourned by so many
Huntley is hoping for the same treatment on the back of a successful solo career.
His first album, "Life After Maxine", includes the much-anticipated singles "Holly Had A Nosebleed" and "Jessica was a dirty girl (so we had a bath)"

Sorry if it's bindun
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

It's not.
Could you try being sorry for it not being funny?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Yes
I am very very sorry. It's still early.
Good Maddie jokes took at least two days
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

It never ceases to amaze that even now, two years down the line..
..that Maddy jokes are STILL not funny.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

oh lord
I think i might go away and come back later when people have had time to think of some GOOD jokes.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

this will go down in history as "The worst jokes of the month"

hell they're might even be a national day for it
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

You might be away a while

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

I'm laughing so hard my anus prolapsed so now I have a red raw floppy tail with an awful niff of shit and blood.
It's that funny.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Bye Bye Sickipedia,
I doubt it will recover.

What websites would you miss the most?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

blacks on blondes

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

veronicamoser.com

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

GRASS

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

no you are confused, it is sebastian winnett aka wormulus who gazzes the mods informing on other users that he considers naughty

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

Does he?
I didn't know that. You just grassed him up to me.

grass.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

i think you are mistaken, he asks the mods to remove users, that is a grass, you reading that he is a grass, not so
i'm just informing people to be wary of sebastian winnett aka wormulus as he is untrustworthy and a grass
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

i see, lynch the Grass
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

I think big fish games
as long as I can get on long enough to download a new game every now and then I'd be ok. I love big fish.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

+and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny
etc
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

A comedy gold mine for comedians everywhere has collapsed and died.
_{Like Michael Jackson}
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

I managed to see it around 7ish
It usually goes down if more than 650ish people are on. there were 2700 staring at the database latency page just now.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

tommy cooper died years ago!

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

TwinkPorn.com

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

What happened to Sickipedia?
Also, I don't think I'd miss any websites. In fact I think it would be good if quite a few went down.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

It collapses if too many people look at it.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Oh, and also
Stupid fat fucking mess says she is glad Jackson is dead. Bitch.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

Why are you referring to yourself in the third person?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

apprently he is going to be melted down and made into toys
so that children can play with him for a change.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

Ha ha!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

Yamumsgotbigtitsandarse.com
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

So what if...
someone like Ken Dodd was to snuff it some when soon a'

i can imagine, wheeling him out with his tickling sticks in both hands held like a pharaoh

maybe some of you b3tards know who's better too step up to the plate

*cough*Harry Hill*cough*
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

What?

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

I didn't understand that
after reading it a few times I *think* you might be saying we would all want Harry Hill to die next.

I think not, You've been Framed is for the first time ever enjoyable.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

no i ment if Ken Dodd was to go whether Harry could take his place
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

What the hell?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

What?

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

It seems you have all the right words there
But they may be in the wrong order
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

do you speak english?

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

no, i speak tounge
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

I know Sickipedia is down, but could you please hold off telling the internet 'till it's back up please.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

I was texted this and, whilst shit, I have to admit, I sniggered.
The reports of MJ dying of heart failure are incorrect. He was in the children's ward having a stroke.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

Huh!?
Looks like Farrah Fawcett chose the wrong day to cark it.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

What?
Wait... are you asking me to put my cock up your arse? Is that what you're asking?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

sure why not nobody's looking
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Alternative Michael Jackson hits:
Billie defective gene
heartbeat it
beneath the earth song
bad (ticker)
smooth criminal negligence suit against LA hospital
the way you make me keel over
etc
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

Of all people, I would have thought you'd have steered clear of caving in to this media fracas

( SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

Wormulus jumping on an unfunny bandwagon?
For shame.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

I bet Friz has been sleeping fitfully, for thinking about all the unfunny threads he'll be able to start today.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

Is it a bandwagon already?
It's just gone 8:00am
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

A scrool down this morning has shown that 'unfunny MJ jokes' has been running ALL night.
To be fair here, this is a cut above all the 'lolololol dead peedo' jokes that have been about.
I mean, even Piston's had a go at one.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

They've not shut up about it on the radio all night.
"News of the decade", the radio guy was saying, fucking prick, I'ld put Sept 11 for that.

Even Peter Andray has released a statement, like anyone gives a fuck what that prick has to say.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

The best laugh for me during the night was hearing the elton john had played a song at a concert when he told the audience the news...
Dont let the sun go down on me...

I heard it as of course...

dont let your son go down on me..

thought it rather apt.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

GRASS

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

unfunny!
how is it not funny?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

To be fair here, all the good, funny people and Wormulus are waking up now, so the jokes are approaching funny.
Just scroll down though.
*shudder*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

I so wanted to be on here last night
but I had to work!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

do you reckon his skull looks like a face
In some sort of cruel twist of fate

I heard the elephant man was going to buy his bones.
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

Do you think his last words were:
OOOWWWW!!!
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

i would have though they'd be

"EEEE HEEEE, SHAMON" *poof*

he'd poof cause every knew he lived in a magical lamp
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

GRASS

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

I think that before anyone sheds a tear over Michael Jackson
They should ask themselves this one question: "when was the last time I listened to a Michael Jackson song?"
( SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

Late 70-s - 80's Jackson = Untouchable quality pop-soul.
'Dangerous' and onwards - bit shit.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

Indeed. I'd never consider myself a fan but Michael Jackson was awesome when he was black.
Absolutely blinding pop.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

I just googled the 'Dangerous' album.
Two good tracks. Fuck's sake.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

apprently it was not a heart attack
he was in the childrens ward having a stroke.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

My manwife sings them all the time to himself.
He's not going to be pleased.
( Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

but on bright side
no longer needs to buy anymore jackson cds.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

GRASS

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

Also in other hilarious celebrity death pun news
One of Charlies angels is now an angel LOL
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

I wonder what it would look like if you opened his coffin after 100 years.
With all that surgery and unatural stuff inside him, I bet it dosn't look the same as a regular skellington.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)

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| | | |  _ \|_ _|  / ___| ____| |   | |   | ____|  _ \  |_ _/ ___|     / \   
| | | | |_) || |  | |  _|  _| | |   | |   |  _| | |_) |  | |\___ \    / _ \  
| |_| |  _ < | |  | |_| | |___| |___| |___| |___|  _ <   | | ___) |  / ___ \ 
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|_|   |_| \_\/_/   \_\___/|____/ 

( SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)

Haha
WOO
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

there is nothing fraudulant
about bending spoons. Any fool can do it.
( turb0t, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)

I just heard the sad news...
ELVIS IS DEAD
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

..
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of fifty tortured years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to your hospital room
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)

I can't work out what colour armband to wear in tribute :(

( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)

pffft :)
morning fella

/I give it 6 months until Macauley writes a book on what really happened.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

Oh I'm totally stealing this one.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

Stealin dis

( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

Stealin dat

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

GRASS

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

Billie Green

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

It don't matter if it's black or White

( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

Arf
!
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

Heh :)

( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

*high five*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

I thought that was the joke Foldsfive was making.
:(
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

GRASS

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

Tickets are still on sale
www.theo2.co.uk/event/michael-jackson-20090304.html

I hope they puppeteer him like a Thunderbirds character.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Everyday bar one is sold out
I forsee a lot of refunds or credit card claims.
( turb0t, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

I forsee AEG (the O2 concert organisers and the ones probably loudly screaming "OH FUCK!" right now)
considering putting on a MJ look-a-like in the hopes people won't mind too much.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

That bloke who had all the surgery to look like him
Is gonna have to stay indoors for a while....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

wouldn't be surprised if the corpse does 50 nights at the O2
If it hadn't been in the news, i doubt anyone would have noticed.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

Unless he goes to do the crotch grab and it flings off knocking out one of the security guards in the process

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

"Sorry, but this event no longer exists in our database."
that didn't take long.....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

I'm thinking of wearing an armband to mark this solemn occasion
Not sure whether to wear a black one or a white one though.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

NOOOOB

( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

go for a Harlequin

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

FAIL

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

Just wrap a young child's severed sphincter round your finger like a Haribo ring in memory of him.
/lol kiddy fiddler jokes never tire
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

doing the fritzl.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

GRASS

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

Morning poo.
Sloppy, foul smelling 'real aler', which somehow manages a tarry consistency neccesitating much wipeage.

Heavy splashback.

2/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

Mine was a 6 on the Bristol scale this morning.
Not very pleasant and I think there is more to come.
On the plus side, just skating to work twice, I have lost 4lbs.
( SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

That's a disappointing
performance for this morning's poo, I'm frankly underwhelmed.

In other news, I'm off to a real ale festival tomorrow, so will no doubt be repeating the experience.
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

Mine was a compacted ragged mess

( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

YES BUT WAT ABOUT YOUR POO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

I produced
something that was like a flock of starlings flying out of my ringpiece.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

thin, aerodynamic,
hit the water with such grace and pointyness, it flushed it self straight through.

8/10 artistic impression
4/10 girth.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

Indian takeaway last night.
This one always gives me the shits but they do deliver.

Stomach rumbling, anticipate eruption at 9am.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

nothing to report as yet, but im sure the underwear will be complaining by 13:00 hours
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

Good damn B3ta
hosting image down over weekend just cause Wacko Jacko's "brown bread"

this causing anybody problems inside or outside the interwebz
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)

OFFERS ANYONE?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)

12p

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)

PLEASE NOTE:
These tickets have already been paid for (£1590 face value)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)

12p + a stamped addressed envelope

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)

12p, a stamped addressed envelope and.........
a copy of Jade Goody's book
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)

I WILL NOT BE BEATEN
12p, a stamped addressed envelope, a copy of Jade Goody's book, and Jordan's autobiography.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)

How's about...
12p, a stamped addressed envelope, a copy of Jade Goody's book, Jordan's autobiography and a Charlies Angels poster
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

12p, a stamped addressed envelope, a copy of Jade Goody's book, Jordan's autobiography and a Charlies Angels poster, AND one of Diana's shoes.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)

Final offer!!!
12p, a stamped addressed envelope, a copy of Jade Goody's book, Jordan's autobiography and a Charlies Angels poster, one of Diana's shoes and Lord Lucan.... he lives in my cellar.
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)

Fine. you have it.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)

I win!!!!
LOOOSER!!!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)

Get your own hostisng then, problem solved.
B3ta image hosting is mostly mad for posting on b3ta.

Don't be a prick all your life smathels.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)

You seem to be taking this death rather badly
Is there anything you'd like to share?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

To be honest, I've just had a really shit night, about 3 hours sleep....
...and the last thing I want to see all day is branfarts.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

Aye, it was a sweaty night
Didn't sleep much myself
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

no need to get arsey i was asking a question, not ranting lives problems





prick
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

Jackson dead ?
an' he leaves all those little boys' behind !
(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 6:53, archived)

Anything to get out of performing live next month.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 6:59, archived)

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:06, archived)

Hahahaha, I bet he fucked all those children, hahahahaha, what a nonce, hahahahahha, great interneting.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:07, archived)

Careful, you'll break the internet.
Morning!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:09, archived)

I got a Joke.
Why was Micheal Jackson investigated?
A: FOR BEING WITH CHILDREN INAPPROPRATLY, HOWEVER, HE WAS CLEARED OF ANY RONG DOING !!!!!!111 hahahahahhahaha, nonce.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)

Awesome.
That's one for the water cooler.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:13, archived)

It's going to be a bad day to be on b3ta today, I can tell it'll be filled with pricks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)

even more than usual?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)

t
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)

7 full fucking hours of jackson music at work last night
the earth song at least 4 times a hour.

its was driving me up the fucking wall!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:10, archived)

Prepare yourself for weeks of Jacko programmes
and tributes. I wonder if they'll show the Martin Bashir thing again?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)

no doubt
fucking hell
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:16, archived)

sorry
up the fucking Off The

sounds Bad.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)

no way
I heard Michael Jackson is dead !!! OMG !!! It wuz on tha internets so may not be trues kthxbye
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 26 Jun 2009, 6:02, archived)

yes
he fell off a cliff in new sealand
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 6:33, archived)

Good riddance to the creepy nonce
Am I doing it right? Good morning, internet.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 6:44, archived)

It's a big conspiracy
He's hiding away on a caribbean island with Diana, Lord Lucan and Shergar
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 6:52, archived)

The cunt will turn up in Vietnam in 20 years having acquired a legion of devotees
All under 15
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 6:56, archived)

Oh dear...
www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a162107/jackson-sparks-celeb-death-hoaxes.html
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)

Ha ha ha
Spastics
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:03, archived)

obviously fake
there's no such place as Northlandin.

Northland in New Zealand, yes.

and Kauri Cliffs is really called Otoroa
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)