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dangers of blowing too hard

I should know.

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monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

yo momma blows too hard

thebadbunny.com/forum/index.php

(baaa, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

missed you

loads

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

P.s. Baaa:

Your mum owes my dog fuck money

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)

what's the site again?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)

Calm down.

You're just pissed off because your mom is getting more pussy than you.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

Sorry all.

I appeared to have turned into baaa for a second there.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)

That forum fucking sucks.

What are you trying to achieve you stupid nonce?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)

Is that forum...

...just a poor excuse to convince women to send you pictures of their breasts?

It's not going to work.

I can't see any other reason for it's existence.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)

Even amongst cunts

you stand out as a cunt.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)

Having glanced at the spectacularly unbusy forum

I'd have to say that he's not smart enough to be a cunt. I think the best he could manage is 'cnut'.

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monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)

You mean

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)

hehe

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

*parp*

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)

*honk*

*drone*

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monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

you blow too hard

the bloke behind you suffers from a spong! woo

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)

the bloke sponging is me

I got didjeridu blowback

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monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

wow!

that's great!
:)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

me and rolf are like *that*

(you have to imagine some kind of weird finger stuff there)

Actually I've played didj for Rolf twice; once at his 70th birthday bash along with dozens of others, and once at a book signing.

I'm chuffed. Can you tell?

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monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)

Yay for that!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)

can you feel what it is yet?

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monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

That's it.

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)

Saw him down the skate park...

He was very good.

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

good work

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

somebody

appears to have drawn a knob on the ramp
nice one
edit why the hell did i hit the wrong reply button? durrr

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

Thats excellent :)

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CranberryArmadillo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

TFF

Now that is funny whahahahahahahahahahahaha

(WolfcubWithAttitude, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)

cute!

He looks very proud of himself, and no wonder.

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MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)

Laptop Dancing

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corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

hahaha

great

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

woo

And on that note its time for me to go to science

we'll meet again

(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

Time for Vera Lynn burgers already?

My how time flies.

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

ooh yeah baby

fill my expansion slot

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

Clever dick

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A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

I suddenly thought

"intel inside", but I won't go there.

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Captain Nostril, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

and best of all

he's not using his hands

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2030543

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A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)

it's laptop dancing

you can't touch

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corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)

(Altrezia, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)

I am a complete fucking cock

(baaa, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)

oh fuck

it's him again. baz!

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

Double whammy request...

..even from seasoned lurkers...

BAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Paul Smenis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

i very rarely say this

but i quite like that user name

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

Thanks...

..used to be PornStar on here ages ago...new name..same lurky lurky with very rare post...

(Paul Smenis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

Oh look!

It's my favorite twat!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

mmm...twats

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

Not that kind.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

yay!

you're back, i missed you

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

i knew you would

do you wanna make out?

(baaa, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

i'm with bovine now,

and you scored a date with pep remember

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

pep is a lousy lay

i need a real man

(baaa, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

oh,

one who isn't a woman?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

bet you wish you knew who you were

talking about.

cos I'm sure she wouldnt take to kindly to you being nasty.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

skank ho

(baaa, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

You won't be saying that

with my cock in your mouth.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

think of all the feathers!

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)

and the threat

of Foxes.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)

bwahaha

Brilliant. ;-)

(Altrezia, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)

fuck off!

twat mangling wife crust of a smelly cunt!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

Only in the

"buddy, buddy, cop movie" type way.
I don't want to tuppe you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

oh,

well maybe in one scene, when we're high on schloer, you know..

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

That was written out,

or scribbled out in permanent marker.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

oh...

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

we have a

"scar compare" scene.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)

yay!

that's not a scar, this is a scar

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)

That's

your arse crack.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)

I knew you

were gay!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

eew eew eeeeewww

please not in public!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

When you said let me tell you a story

I thought you were max bygraves and i got all excited

(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

You need

hands.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

and a pink toothbrush.

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

and other songs

I don't know.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

Songs?

...

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)

Um,

"Tunes with words?"

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

Cough sweets?

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)

Heh,

No.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)

Aw.
:)

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

max bygraves looks like my uncle paul

or possibly vice versa

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

eeeekkkk!

you don't like me?

but i'm sooo thebadbunny.com/forum/index.php

(baaa, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

Riiiight.

You're sooo "Empty forum no one cares about"

How is can one be that?

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Not Called Dave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

and too bumgay as well

i'd wager...

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djdirect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

3..2..1..

Baz
Bovine
Dutchbird

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

Me,

I can't be bothered.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

I can't be fucked today

maybe I need more coffee to get my anger levels up

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)

I was all

arsey yesterday but I have stopped today.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)

I'm never

rude. I'm a fluffy bunny.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)

hey dickhead

hows about you fuck off and go play in the traffic? Nobody here likes you. You are scum. You smell. And your all gay, too.

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

*sigh*

damn, I feel better for that.

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

*gasp*

I thought you were normally fluffy!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

normally

but I have a lot of tension today.

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

do not feed

the trolls

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

you can post that

till your blue in the face, but apparently no one listens.

guys guys guys, if you DON'T REPLY they'll stop posting.

sigh.

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spiny - things are looking up, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)

I'm too cool for school

I am now officially out of official education!
Yay me!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

yay!

*hug*

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

yay you

i was never too cool for anything.

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

School was too cool for me once...

...we all got sent home until the heating was repaired.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

that reminds me of my favourite line

from brass eye

'like so many of his kind, he was forced to leave school at 16, after passing exams', classic.

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djdirect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

UK's Wildest Police Videos...

(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

british police

are gay

(baaa, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

so are you

cunt.

(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

let him cause

his 'mayhem'

it's pathetically weak

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

That's why you love them so

you bum looker!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

hey

that was uncalled for

(baaa, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

Oh sorry.

I meant bum LICKER...

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

only the nice ones

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)

I really love it when...

...they dub on the sounds and then timestretch them rather than slow them down on the slo-mo replay. And as for the helicopter commentary; well, let's just say the ones in the UK are a bit "Dick Van Dyke".

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

My first go

at all this malarky

Go easy!

(Smellywrist, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

nice start

you can't go wrong with adie

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

Welcome!

to you and your pouting Hitler both.

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MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

ooh I say

well done!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)

thanks

gonna try some more now }8-F

(Smellywrist, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

close parenthesis eight dash F?

WTFAYBOA(B)?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

It looks like a closed bracket.

But if you tilt your head to the left, you can
kinda see a face.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

go hitler go

Ah ah ah ah...

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

why does your

wrist smell? and nice pic

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Jobe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

Freak accident

with a jar of honey and a goat field..

(Smellywrist, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

ah,

that explains it.

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Jobe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

No reason :)

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CranberryArmadillo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

Superb.

FRONTPAGE THIS FILTH NOW!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

Yes!

What he said!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

that's unlucky

you know :p

*fwaps Baz with his tail fin*

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

For the first time I agree with you.....

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)

hahahahah

that'll be the fifth time now

(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)

I never get a front page :(

*violin solo*

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CranberryArmadillo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)

excellently

random

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

that's

not random, this is random

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

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wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

likes it

I do

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)

note

I have a full set of these now.

Unexpected, Miscellaneous, Surreal, Amusing, Peculiar

Check my profile :o)

[edit: glad to see it's useful!]

[editedit: I broke waywards post... so here it is again:

]

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stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

hehehehehehhehehehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

Loik
Thaart!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

hahaha

love that cheesy grin

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Lynxkitten, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)

I think JK's running out of ideas

(and me too)

(Sheepattack!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

(^_^)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

(-_-)Zzz

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

Can't believe it's not "never been done before" butter

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

hahahahaha!

I'm sure it has but its a new one on me.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahha

who are Mud I'm far too young to know about them...fatbaob mumbles something about them when someone bumps his bathchair

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

I believe you

thousands wouldn't
:)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

bumps his bathchair?

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

yes while he sojurns at the

b3ta home for unstable silver surfers

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)

sorry i thought it was a euphemism

a b3tan old folks home is a top idea - and has been discussed in the past. We could all chip in and be a co-op... buy a cheap block of flats in, oh i dunno, croatia, or something!

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

did they do Tiger Feet?

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

That's right,

that's right, that's right, that's right

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

neat has to come into it somewhere

otherwise you can't rhyme with feet!

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

it'll be lonely this christmas

(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)

without you to hold

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

ooh

rude bugger

(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

and a bit of ratatatatatatatatatatatatata

so I'm told

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)

what are you old folks on about?

Get switched on to electric skiffle. It's boss.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

it does

Yea-a-a-ah! Yeah!

All night long, you’ve been looking at me.
Well you know you’re the dance hall cutie that you longed to be.
Oh well now, you’ve been laying it down,
You’ve got your hip swinging out of bounds,
And I like the way you do what you’re doin’ to me

Chorus
Alright.
That’s right, that’s right, that’s right, that’s right I really love your tiger light.
That’s neat, that’s neat, that’s neat, that’s neat,
I really love your tiger feet.
I really love your tiger feet.
Your tiger feet.
Your tiger feet
Your tiger feet.
Well alright

Well flash your warning lights just as long as you like.
I know you’re aching to be making me tonight.
I’ve got a feeling in my knees,
It’s a feeling only you can please,
There ain’t no way I’m gonna let you outta my sight .

Chorus

Break

Chorus

Well now you’ve been laying it down.
You’ve got your hips swinging out of bounds
and I like the way you do what you’re doin’ to me

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

you see?

NEAT!

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

I know

that's right is in there as well though

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

arf!

made me laugh too much!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

Hahahahahahah

And un unfortunate TJ:

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1840035218/ref=sr_aps_books_1_3/202-8593249-7783834

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

Ohh',

£3.00 gift certificate if you join up....

I might have to make a new account.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

ha ha ha

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

It's in the Viz Book of Crap Jokes,

despite which, it's rather woo.

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MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

Hehe

Sneaky repost:

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wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

haha!

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

haha

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

It has in Viz , but in cartoon form

woo

(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)

Has been done, in Viz,

circa 1990.

They also did the Sweet trolley and
possibly other glam-rock-related punnage.

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Captain Nostril, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

this is a repost of my first gif,

which i bollocked up yesterday (it was way to big kb wise)

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Radagarst, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

yesssss

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jsut peopel, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

The_Immortal_Idiot

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

OMY GOD IT"S GONNA EAT ME!

(DeoxyriboNucleicAcid, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

(Smudger, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

Wizbit!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

it is.. i found a really old video,

the other day, my mum had taped it of the tv about 12 yrs back, it was animal house, i watched the whole tape, and there was about 10 minutes worth of wizbit stuck on the end

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Radagarst, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

fabulous!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

I'M FRANKIE DETTORI!

I AM HIM!

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wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

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Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

faszzzhhhooom!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

Won't somebody please God think of the Children.

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Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

Somebody

already did. (I'd imagine this is old old glasscock)

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

yes

but it is superb.

It got taken down after complaints from the police, but lots of people campaigned and it got reinstated.

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

is it hot?

your roof that is

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

Unfortunately not.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

they must be a rich man.

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

I'd never seen that, it's fantastic

Hope they'll be updating it soon and adding a chatroom.

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MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

best idea ever

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

i'd

never seen it before. woo to that

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)

haha

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

tee

hee

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

he dated 200 lonely hearts???

im reading the wrong paper....

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djdirect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

Sir Clive - The Hideous Truth.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

c....l....i....v....e....

phone....... home....

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

OMG

that so looks like my old boss whahahahahahahahahahaha

(WolfcubWithAttitude, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

HE HAD AN INCREDIBLY SMALL HEAD!

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Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

He had an incredibly small 'Good Morning Grin'.

/jogging around The Serpentine

(Smudger, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

it's like the anti beadle

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

He got a liddle heed!

arf

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

He also..

seems to have one huge pupil.
Not of my doing though...

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

would you like some candy

it's soooo good

(DeoxyriboNucleicAcid, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

If you're feeling down and need something fluffy to cheer you up

I can recommend a place where you'll find smiling kittens in abundance.

edit: hunt the pun!

(

notshiny, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

how bizarre,

in a good way

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

yay :o)

....awwww smiling kittens :o)

woo and yay to you

(

Xkimo was at work on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

ooo, a current pun

and it's fluffy
lovely lovely lovely

(

MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

the muffin disco , I should have known !

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

yay!

fanks.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

Hey,

I know that kitten!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

is it your kitten?

or have you shopped it afore?

(

notshiny, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

No, I just know him...

we had dinner last night.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

was it a good night?

he looks like good company

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

Oh he's

very lovely! Opens the doors for me too.
Quite gentleman-like.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

he's been shopped a few times

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

Teresa,

any news on the hairbands?

(

?!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

Oh!

As soon as I get money...um around the 1st, I'll run out and get them.
I had money last week, but had to buy food stuff.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

Okay, no worries.

(

?!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

Go Down the Disco..

Score some Muff....ins.

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

nothing better than dancing cake and smiling kittens

100% of facto

(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

thats gorgous... (sic)

(

djdirect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

No I dont get the pun

something about dancing kittens and muffins? i havent heard anything like that before

(Corn Dog, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)

George W had his own special seat.

(happymat27, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

i giggled at your

toilet humour :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

WANK HIM HARD

or so it seems!

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

Flush him!

Flush him hard!

(Smudger, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

Ha ha ha

I bet he has a special seat and table when he goes to his mum and dads for dinner.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

And a Tommee Tippee beaker

so's he doesn't get Ribena all down his bib

(

MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

I bet his

mum cuts all his food up first.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

Well, I wouldn't let him have anything sharp,

would you?
edit: as in "Would you let him have anything sharp,"
not as in "George W Bush - would you?"

(

MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

the mind bog gles.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

that's getting e-mailed

to my gramma

(DeoxyriboNucleicAcid, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

David decided it was time to liven up his act

(LazyBastard, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

is he dead yet?

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

but he has smelly pants

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

no, cos it's not real

(

Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

[insert comment about sharks and/or helicopters here]

(

wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

Go Dave Go!

TJ - does anyone know where else I can get the Dreamweaver MX trial apart from Macromedia's site?

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

I think you can probaly get it in Torrent form,

from www.Suprnova.org

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

nice animation

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

that didn't animate when I first saw it

it looked an awful lot like a frozen han solo.

(

Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

here's some paintmashit from the computer lab

i'm actually in class right now, we've got spiffy computers with wacom screens. only mspaint though. :-(

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

Interesting.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I want to cry!

I've just been called and told that lemon jelly have canceled their entire tour. I havnt been to a gig in years and years and years. :(
I need lots of big sympathy...

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

I have some very big sympathy...

...if you're up for it.

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

keep

it coming...

(arf!)

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

hehehehe

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

I've never seen them.

But I hear their live act is better than the best thing ever.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

well

exactly!

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

can't you just go to another gig

with your walkman on playing Lemon Jelly?

or something?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

erm

no.
:P

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

It was the best compensatory thing

I could think of

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

That's Terrible

I managed to see them during the summer, and they were class

You've got loads of sympathy from me.

(

cheeves, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

yay!

thanks folks...

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

shame, have some sympathy

i was devastated to learn that david lee roth has cancelled his tour...

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

thanks..

who?

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

he's just a gigolo...

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

don't cry

you'll get your money back and a lemon jelly related "free gift" apparently. they'll tour again fur shore.

(the original woodsman, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

mmmm

I hope so... I want a free gift! *throws toys out of pram*

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

Interesting.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

Hmmm,

yes, I see.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

wtfyboa?

have you been sniffing sound holes?

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

How did you know

I smoke cock??
Who told!?!?!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)

Interesting.

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

Interesting.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

Boring.

(

?!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

boring & tedious

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

Like I haven't heard that joke before.

(

?!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

my god

you thought it was a joke? Oh dear...

(

Darkedge, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

copycat

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

Nice response.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

Nice response.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

Nice response

*nostalgia*

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

boring

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

Interesting.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

Say Cheese!

Article involving a cheese parody of David Blaine

A parody apparently

(

wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

Release the Cheese

(

Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

do da do da de

fuck it's hot here in iraq.

(DeoxyriboNucleicAcid, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

So it would seem.

www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?world=2047&links

What boring weather.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

It's like a

psychadelic goatse

(

Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

Gob Stoppers !!!!

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

just trying to damage your eyes

previous vision damager

have some late night fluffiness by way of apology

(yakmonkey, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

AAAAAH

(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

You've suceeded

Woo!
TJ: uk.geocities.com/johnbunnelluk/

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

I see a vote we can rig

And a Chevvy cruiser barrelling down the pavement towrds the Intersection.

And some Deputies who all look like Droopy whatever from the Scream films. Is that mustache standard issue?

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

yowza,

its worked!!! My beautiful (bloodshot) eyes..

(

djdirect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

where are you?

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

here

its very pretty but a bit dead, not a 2 night sort of place, but going back to riga tomorrow which was excellent fun... and on to vilinus the day after.

hows cambridge holding up?

(

djdirect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

looks exciting!

same as ever really here

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

ahh well

was thinking maybe i should be missing it more than i do, ie, not at all... going to poland to meet angelika in a week, that will *not* be fun ;)

(

djdirect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

bloody

cold me thinks. ;)

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

its not too bad

its sunny and very hot here at the moment, its not cold at all..

(

djdirect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

no poland

I meant! that will be cold.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

no, it shouldnt be too mad

the winds really pick up in november time, but im a double hard bastard, so not too worried ;)

(

djdirect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

not far

from my brother in law's brother, he moved to riga several years ago. I think he's an egrish teacher now.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

yeah, i just come from riga

excellent place, strangely enough i was out drinking with a load of english teachers 2 nights ago, and then a latvian prostitute hit on all of us simultaniously. Was quite surreal...

(

djdirect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

well

I know its a big place but if you ever meet John Whitmore ;)

hes a good chap.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

Job's a good 'un

(

A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

ouch

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

Resizing buggers it right up.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

why yes it does

in an interesting way though.

(yakmonkey, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

(

corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

CRIKEY!

(yakmonkey, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

ARGH! My eyes!

TJ - does anyone know where else I can get the Dreamweaver MX trial apart from Macromedia's site?

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

I've got

a cracked one
You want?

(T1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

Of course

no one here purveys cracked software as this is not a cracker/haxx0r website.

So you would not offer it- would you?

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

* cough *

Of course. Just kidding.

(T1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

Meanwhile, The UN gave President Bush all the attention

he deserved as self-appointed leader of the free world

(

beaubodor blogless, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

ooh

you bitch!
;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

woof !

(

beaubodor blogless, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

www.cartelcommunique.co.uk/films/films03/pnp.rm

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

thats

somewhat scary...
edit: and quite genius at the same time

(

Jobe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

.kin Outstanding

I wish I had a woo yay to do it justice.

The type of Justice that this DUI individual will discover in the Law Courts

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

hahaha

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

Everyone's simultaneously translating about it

(

Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

Pauliné! Pauliné!

Oi! Vous! Sorteeeeeez! Sorteeeez!

(

?!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

Aie... pobre Martin

Necesitas una taza de té

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

that must be tricky

i have enough trouble understanding it when they try to do english...

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

Wonderful!

(

?!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

that's the way to do it

Serve him right!

(

MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

haven't done this pair in a while:

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

hehe

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

Would I be a really sick cunt...

...if I shopped this:

www.msnbc.com/c/0/179/735/10x7/twip_2003_0911_01.jpg

?

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

Yes

but we'd love you for it.

(

Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

i agree

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

me too

also, is that a young hobbes with dyed hair in holding the pic?

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

No need. It's funny enough as it is.

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

Ooooooh

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

hahahahaha

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

is it so wrong

to find that funny?

(

Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

That's a remarkably

restrained response from you, Baz. Surely there's a gaping hole where the word "cunt" should be in your message?

(

CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

I'm trying a new subtle approach.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

Soft

cunt.

(

CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

and when it fails ...

shit pic !!!
;)

(

oCo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

oh dear

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

an old school classic

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

Tee hee hee

hee hee hee

(

Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

Ha ha ha

ha ha ha
ha ha ha

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

it would be funnier if it were black!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

heh

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

that's a good old

double-taker :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

Hahahahah

Genius!

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

tee-hee

Although I can't choose... it'd probably have to be red these days.

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

haha

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

HAAHAHHAHAH

HAhahahahahahahahahah fkin superb :))))

(

Moogen, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

nice quoat.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)

rockin all over the deck

(

Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)

nice shadows

(

alistair, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)

old school !

like it :)

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

a portrait of the artist as a man having a bad wacom day

clickerbigger

(

baby wet ones, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)

hehe

that's excelent

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)

Is that

Rolf Harris?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

nope,

that is actually a self portrait, i'm a reet munter!

(

baby wet ones, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

Rolf Harris is the second cousin

of a friend of a friend of mine.
FACT!

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)

Right,

I want to meet him...set up a meeting for me.
You have two hours.
GO!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)

get

Blessed too, that'd be amazing

(

corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)

It would be like being on drugs

without being on drugs.
Prolly.

(

Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)

I see.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)

"... get Blessed on the phone now...

I DON'T CARE WHICH MOUNTAIN HE'S UP...."

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)

Get Blessed on the phone now!

Call Dial-A-Bishop today, my child, for a sincere and reverent blessing

(

MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

I met

rolf and he gave me a pair of comedy glasses and a fake beard

(

aubergene, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)

Done

Meet by the oak tree at dusk. She'll be wearing a didgeridoo. Although she's very very English.

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)

I'd meet him 'neath the Jub Jub tree,

think of the things that he'd teach me.
Like, how to draw a Bush Baby.
and how to shag a Wallaby.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

I see

(

Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

Nice response.

You ,me, behind the bike sheds, five minutes.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

Five minutes?

You take that long?
You stud.

(

Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

No,

be there in five minutes.
Bring something warm...

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

A hot water bottle?

(

Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

That'll do.

I'm bringing the fires of passion with me...and some chocolate spread sandwiches.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

Nutella I hope.

I'm not cheap you know.

(

Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

Of course.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

Thermos of Bovril?

(

Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

Cor,

you saucy minx.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

i can guess what it is yet,

woo

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)

Looks like Ernest Hemingway.

still on that bloody cuba thing

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)

Yes

I no

(fly on the wall, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)

Life sucks sometimes

Like now, I'm off to work. That sucks.
The fact that b3ta made me forget about my lunch, which set off the smoke alarm also sucks.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)

My wacom pen is playing up

the pressure sensing has gone all wonky.

Wierdly, the old pen (which was broke) now works fine. I'm confused, and looking remarkably like your pic (but with more teeth).

(

chthonic, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

it's a bugger aint it?

my wacom is workin fine, it's just my hands that've turned spaccy. and i look just like my pic, with more teeth tho, yes.

(

baby wet ones, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

i don't know what a wacom is

but my red pen's just run out...

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

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