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# Awwwww. I call him Coughdrop.


Now with new ImprovedSmoking®
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# That sah is very
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Is there no escape?
Still, best use of Goatse I've seen so far
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# And that, sah, is very grim.
Which of course makes it woo too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# 140k
for 4 frames seems slightly excessive
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Talk to gifsicle about it.
It barfed a lot.

edit: I'm not happy with gifsicle at all, but without paying cash (and I can't even afford to donate at the moment) I haven't found a mac-friendly alternative apart from the gimp, which sucks for making moving gifs. .
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I think there's some dithering going on there.
It's very nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# that is pretty large
it's the changing background on every frame that done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# yay
for experiments on dogs.
a few years ag o i went on a day-trip to some toxicology labs and played with the beagles.
shortly afterwards they were killed. it was a fun day out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# That goes on the list,
of things you'd be unlikely to hear outside of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Apart from on
http://www.fundaysoutwithdeadexperimentalbeagles.com
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# i should probably add
that the beagles didn't get killed until after we were gone :-(
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I'd ask for your money back.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# it was a freebie
and i got very, very drunk on Heidi and then gin throughout the day. aah, good times
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Who's Heidi?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)
# whenever I'm pining for a cigarette
I think of all the free ones that I'd get
If I killed myself and came back as a beagle.
</hmhb>

Woo by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# If you're very quiet, she may come out.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Hit it with a mallet!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I downloaded
90Mb of Porn of Kazaa. It was Linsay doing full on filthy top quality porn and I liked it
(funk hole, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# was you wanking while you wrote that?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# no
but he'll de damned if he can get his fingers off the keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Tsk...
I could have gotten you the exact same clip for 25 Megs... the exact same clip.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# But she am have an face like a man
eurgh
(left, top)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
#
SE Would™
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ...... sums it all up doesn't it ?


...'cos the entry bit is bust innit !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# i loves donkey
donkey loves me
i love none
like don-key-ee
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# I
Like donkeys.
(seamonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# A fun night out.....

(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# i think
this has been unfairly ignored.
it's bizarre and lovely and musta taken bloody ages, and you resisted the urge to call it seal clubbing or something, so multiple woos to you
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# separated at birth??
Is it just a random burst of insainty that sprouted from my head, or do John Frusciante (the guitarist from the chili peppers) and the grouch from sesame street look spookily alike.........
(Deslandres, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# 10.9.8....
....
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# COCK OFF!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Please, allow me...
Good sir, you have posted a thread with no picture, in fact there is no real purpose for this thread to be in existence, all it has done is to force another thread with a picture on it off the board before its time. As such it gives me a small amount of personal pleasure to tell you to

COCK OFF!

and not do anything of this kind again.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Why I thank you kindly!
:D

I've changed my position on threadwastes
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Has anyone ever noticed the similarity in texture, taste and smell
of chalk and cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Funny
you should ask
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# you know what?
they are two of the most dissimilar characters i can think of. you are either short-sighted or dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Cover all bases
and assume both.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# guess what i found...
click for un-fluffy ness
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I'm not usually unfluffy but I just wanted to try it out...
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Strange objects in food questiion
So we were in The pun a few years ago and my friend Herb entered with a seriously hot Beef Faal curry. (you know the bloke Koit)

The competition was simple: Who can eat the biggest mouthfull?
So we ate and screamed until a long haired gentleman (not part of our group) asked to join in. We obbliged, but to our horror, he plunged his knob into said curry, and stirred it with said knob

Well, come-uppance was had. Last we saw of him was him washing his damaged phallus in the the sink wimpering and no longer full of confidence. Yay for curry-induced punishment
(funk hole, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Haha, you got nobbed in the curry.



Would it really hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# yes
believe me.
Dont cook a curry and later pleasure your lady.
they squeal like a pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# pun =
pub. Speeling error
(funk hole, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Faal =
Phall.
Edit: or Phaal - deffo PH anyway ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# So?
who ate it afterwards mr faceart?


M E
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# nobcurry!
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I call it a Squiglet
oink or meep?

(kevrobertson2, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Meep!
MEEP MEEP!
meep?
MEEP MEEP!
SPLAT!

that's the sounds you hear when it stands in the road

top notch pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Moink
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
youve cooked your bandwidth!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# You made me do it.
I couldn't stand Perverted Paul anymore.
I hate myself for this AND I spazzed to see if bin dun so RACK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# it's geometric shapes
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# if its a mexican on a bike
it's been done, or mabye i dreamt it

hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I told
you to RACK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# coincidentally
we've been racking off for two weeks now, we're dismantling all the shelving racks in the showroom and in the warehouse. and tomorrow i'm dismantling the rack-mounted server

100% of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Somebody else
did a mexican frying an egg,
but I've not seen a bike one before
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# What is it?


It would look good animated though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# RACK OFF???
There's a youth misspent watching neighbours....
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I don;t call that misspent
I call that education.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# wooo!
mexican on a bike!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# I prefer to see that as an arty reductionist C3-PO
see what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# is it a mexican man with a huge todger
inserting a dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Steady on
Pootle!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# it was just a thought
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# _
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# thats SO very very wrong!
wrong wrong wrong

and did i mention WRONG!?

however, its still woo
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# How can it be wrong
When it feels so right?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# has your pee pee
been sick on mama again?


shock. awe. more shock. speechless.
(mixtapes, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# groaning moaning
pooing.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# eugh!
you fucking sicko!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# I concur

yet skilfully done,
BRING US MORE, only slightly more tasteful
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# fond memories
ahhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# stab stab stab
kill kill kill
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# blurg blurg blurg
gasp gasp gasp
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# That
is very disturbing, yet brilliantly drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# hey dudes
how is everyone? I got hit in the eye at the weekend, lost my glasses, upset my entire family and am now £150 out of pocket. Hope everyone is better than me.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# shit
hope all is getting better now
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# your family charged you £150 for
the emotional upset?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# nope,
my stupid-ass face only suited one pair of frames in the whole damn glasses shop, and they were designer ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# you sick puppy
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!
RUN AWAY!


w/y/h etc.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# I'm called Paul!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# No your not,
I am.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# No I am
and so is my wife

etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# He reminds me of the character
we thought up in school: Pete Defile. He took some explaining away...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Ohh...
My GAWD!

Take two labotomies and call me in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Talent put to bad use.
You have issues, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# My god no
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# surely
this has had some personal research behind it.





not that i should know
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Ew, that is so very...
very...

very...

erm...

top username too...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# ...
Even I find this one WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# so brilliant
and yet so very very wrong.
Try stacking the frames and see how morally loose the magic donkey is... :)

/Edited to avoid correction
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Perverted Paul
Needs help. Quickly.
(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Is
Is there another?
(Cliph, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# in my profile
the next one will feature an adopted son from Mexico .
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# that's
revoltingly brilliant (as is the one in your profile)
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# ewww
Take it away, Im scared.

meep.....
(moodahoo, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# nasty
nasty
(but well done)
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# When No One Was Looking Carl Loved To Rock!!!!


but it always gave the zookeeper the hump

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Pure class.
lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Very, very
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# aceamundo
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Is this...
a PEAROAST?

From M3?

Couldn't be!

edit: LOVE IT THOUGH!!!!! LOOOOVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# ooh, i love these pix.


Haven't been here for about a year. Bloody-placement-then-back-to-Uni-ness.

(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# erm
curious occilation going on there!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
#
He's rockin so hard he's causing a distortion is the fabric of the universe... or something
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# why does it wobble?
'lo
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# He's ROCKIN OUT!!!
'lo back.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# of course!
what about my lower back? it's above my arse. well done
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I'm thinking you need some lumbar support.

(And if I had said "hi back" you would have been on about your shoulders?)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# :D
point.. point..
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# *begins pointing*
why? What am I pointing at? Others around the office are looking at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# they're probably looking at you because you're having sex with a giant potato
nothing to do with the pokin'
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# but it DOES
have to do with the pokin...

If I am having sex with a large potato, that is..

BA-DUM
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Hello
I remember your name if that's any consolation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# small
but it's always nice to be remembered. And it oscillates cos it was one of the first pictures I ever made, you pedantic bastards. Would you mock a kid with no arms? Would you? WOULD YOU?


that last bit wasn't aimed at you, Pootle dear.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# yes. i would say "haha! you have no arms"
like that.



.

what kinda guitar is that? i've seen it... can't remember the make though..
edit/ on your profile
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# cool.
It was just something I was curious about, nothing to do with your previous comment. I was going to ask whether you enjoy rhubarb as much as I, but the kid with no arms thing was always at the back of my mind.


[edit] Maverick x-1. though i've gutted it completely from the manufacturer's setup. Put all new Schaller hardware and EMG pickups in, i just liked the body shape.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# ah... that's it...
oooh... EMG...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# took bloody ages.
had to route the body to fit the battery in. but all worth it, i love active pickups
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Indeed, aloha
Mr Sharp. I've bet I've scared you now!
(afrayed, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# blarg
now i am worried. can't think of anyone who works for nestle.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# You don't.
I go to Bath too and was on a placement last year also (but no longer). I just thought one of your piccies was nifty last year, had a look at the URL and recognised the Bath email format. After pumping it into the bath site I got your page! Huzzah! I sound like a goddam stalker don't I. Oh well.
(afrayed, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# hee hee
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
that's just too nice.
(Nickface, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# That's bloody fantastic
erm, that says it all really.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Very woo
but a little on the big side, you'll have the 56k brigade up your ass, and it's a tight squeeze!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# yay
and groan
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# that is
stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# cheers everybody!
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# pisse d'esprit


(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahahaha
brilliant.
and great subject line, too
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Woo!
That's:

(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# top trumpets
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# now that
is some in-depth research


scary
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
'Tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# and let's not forget
the 'get it here' tattoo on his inner thigh

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# pffft
That's most amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Shazam
(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Timmy Mallet
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Is it Blainy? In his box?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# It is he
the big twat
(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Can you feel the magic?
No Cock Off Blaine you cunt!
(seamonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# They're old but gold

Badum-tshhh

Apologies to Lou for the impromptu borrowing of her moggies
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
noooooooooooooooooooo

edit: although i do like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Awwwwwwww

TJ - Anyone know where I can buy Pipe-Cleaners from? Or of a larger alternative? I just got a few teds from the charty shop next door for my stop-animation stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# some form of craft
shop will stock them
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# try
a tobacconist? they're not called pipe-cleaners for nothing..
(radja, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# real pipe smokers
use ferrets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# yes,
but only if they had to use the budgy for toiletpaper (which is actually preferable, budgies are much more absorbing, and the cat will eat'em afterwards. No more clogged up toilets!)
(radja, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Makes sense
I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# 'tis true,
I just need to find one
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Ninja Pipe Cleaners?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Morse
on Lee High Street
(Plum Pidgeon, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Busted.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Yay !!!

I think im going to have to make a few more, i've posted this like 4 times today.


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
has everyone seen the trailer for the e4 show with kids interviewing adults, where the little boy asks busted "who are you?", they reply "busted", and he then says to his assistants "why can't you get me someone famous instead of these fucking nobodies" or similar?
it looks like dennis pennis, but with kids
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Little friends, I think it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# that's
the one. ta
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# that sounds
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# this looks like it's going to be huuuuuuuge:
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003510569,00.html

Check out one of the wannabe shut-ins, Helen Clark. I could watch this little filly all day long:
www.epolitix.com/Data/people/A5C656BFB1819F47913A12F95CF75B35000000269527/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Hopefully they'll throw away the key...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME!
AAAAAAAARG.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Ging-er
and horse teeth, What a lucky woman!!
(Plum Pidgeon, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I wonder if they try to 'beat' the teenage version
and they all get shagged.


It would be funny in a odd sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Little Friends
I watched it last night, it was excelent. There was this little girl who was doing a school report on 'World Leaders', and she got stuck with Hitla. They got two people to read of a que card saying he isn't really that bad of a bloke.

There was also this kid who was interviewing Dr.Fox, and asked "If a song called 'Foxy is a Tossa' got to number one, would you play it?"

The interviewer-kid (who you said), was reading to Gary Lineker a question and blurts out "This is fucking shit, of corse his favorite sport is football."
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# haha
shame i missed it.
i'll watch the repeats though
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I think it's on E4, Mondays, about 10ish


They also interviewed two really old gay people, and asked questions like

- "Gays were sent to jail in the old days, is that where you meet?"
- "Who is the gayist of you two?"
- "My grandad who is about your age says he can do it 3 times a night, is it harder for gays?"

The awnser to the last one was something like "I think he maybe bragging a bit, but I can't see why i'ld want to go 3 times. It's not harder, jsut different"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# When are the repeats?
I wanted to watch that but I dozed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Sundays
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# swear with america
not only does it explain what they mean but how they should sound

www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/w/w0145800.html

just click to hear the word
(inkworm, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# it's..
...everything I ever dreamed of. Plus more.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# huh?
(1, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# he sounds so pervy in this...
www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/s/s0173300.html

afternoon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# how weird
scrotum was the first word I looked for. hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
#
www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/m/m0210950.html

edit: YAAAAAY! I GOT MY ICON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# How very immature
Really. Swear words are neither clever nor funny.

Snigger.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# yay
but www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/search?p=wanking is only half pronounced. bugger
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# ouch


Vinnie's a bit 1 dimensional in all cases :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Damn
you tagged it, I was going to steal it and send it to all my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# doh!
Soz, was tagged already matey :( I just doctored it with me mate's head :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Your mate
who we all know really well enough to find that really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# how long is
your list now?
(Barry Bethal, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# List?
its a Gospel.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# crikey
irony is lost on you isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# He must
be short of his ten thousandth spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# am saving up...
...with me Esso tokens
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# oooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# ?
i don't get it.
why has it been recoloured to make it look like rangers v celtic?
and whose head is it on there in place of gazza's?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# blokey's head
is one of me work mates, he ddin't mean the gay pose when we took the photo, it just turned out rather well. He's gonna kick me arse when he see's it here though :D he's a regualr visitor lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# but
hay are the kits recoloured? is your friend a weedgie?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# nahh...but
you'd swear blind he is if u spoke to him. Used to get him pissed on the town, and get varying random women to ask him if he was gay, got upto 26 before he caught me, was aiming for 30, well gutted :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# erm...
weedgie means glaswegian, not gay
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# LOL
ROLFMAYO!!!11!!!!

we all find that SO funny11!1!11!!

he has crasy humor with the friend we don't know

do fu(k off

(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# utter fucking shit
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Camipede...

Largeness here
(byebye, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# yay
so much b3ta goodness today! I am happy!
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Very woo
mass transport for the dessert :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# woo!
I likes that
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# woo
i want one!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Space....
(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# ...is big.
(Astatine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Really big. You just wouldn't believe how vastly hugely
mind bogglingly big it is. You may think etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I am
currently enjying the Salmon of Doubt. Especially since it was only 2 quid.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# It's good, but tinged with sadness.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# i have just reached the Salmon of Doubt section
of the Salmon of Doubt.

i'm afraid i am going to read it and get angry that i will never get the full story.

edit: the book so far was very good, and i recommend it to all.
(yakmonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# ...ooh, You are so big,...
...so absolutely huge.

Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You...
(b3rl1n, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Pythoooonnnnn!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Area.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# the final..
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Front
ear
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
#
*splash*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# ..countdown, doo doo doo doo, doo do do do dooo....
.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# front ear?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# ...another fecking frontier
must resist third ear related tomfoolery
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Mental micturation.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
#


I'm very proud of this
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# They seem quite happy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Proud?!?
You'll drown them!!

Arf, tis good, woo indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# We should be
so lucky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
they deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# They nicked Noddy's car last week too!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# and

did this.
Drowning is too good for them.
(Dekker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Maynard James Keenan

(the singer from Tool, for all you fools)
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Tool
are boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# *haemorrages*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# tool are good
ive been trying to do a wayne static pic,
but im so shit i cant even get that right

w/y/h
(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] wayne static? its not that hard...


although i cant remember if he has a full goatee or not...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Is he the bloke...
that looks vaguely like this?
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# psssst
his sideburns join his beard
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Sidebums?
/looks closely.

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Ah yes
Shows how much I care, really.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# just shows my level of pedantry really
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# That it does
For once it's not me
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# I'll take your word for it
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# i was gonna call you a tool
but then i remembered that your a lady b3tan.

so i wont
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Yay
My ladyness can be an advantage at times
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# tool are good
but that hairy grey thing in stinkfist is EEEEEVIL
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

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