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Master of disguise

Yes, I know it's a bandwagon.
Yes, I know it's really pissing everyone off.
No, I can't resist a ~~good~~ bad pun.

At yeast hes not wearing a Santa hat.

Edit: I wish I'd changed it from Hovis to Bovis. Dough!

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)

hahahh

woo

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:07, archived)

theres a joke sandwhiched in there somewhere

badum

(is thinking, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:07, archived)

ho ho

ho cockalorum

very good

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parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)

Somebody

please kill me....

i want a bread beard!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)

one hundred and TWO!!!

AH AH AH ah ah ah....

who's image am I using, by the way?

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)

chortle

is it really 102 already?

(BitterRob, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)

I simply had to

just to take the piss........

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:03, archived)

*bangs head on keyboard repeatedly*

retbfg ftbeh
htrfhtrf
htfhtfthtf
htfhhfthfhtfthfthft

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:05, archived)

that NOT FLUFFY

BAD person! BAD

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:05, archived)

What a simply marvelous piece of original thinking there!

I presume something has happened to Saddam today?

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Danblez, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:05, archived)

yesterday

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)

DIE!

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:05, archived)

hehe

it has gone full-circle and is now becoming funny.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)

Santa's starting to smell funny...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)

the funny

thing is...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)

And another monkey dies...*

* we reserve the right to use the same one....

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)

NOT THE MONKEYS!

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)

'fraid so Yakmonkey

a lot of monkeys have had to die since Sunday morning...

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)

Chimpanzees

aren't monkeys

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)

Another fucking chimp gets it in the head

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)

NOT THE CHIMPS!

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)

'fraid so Yakmonkey another *CHIMP*

gets it in the head

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)

Hmmmm

I think that may have been done, but maybe not. Ha ha

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:07, archived)

AH ah ah ah aaahhhhH! one hundred and ONE!

AH ah ah ah ahhh....

*ka-kschhhhh!*

*flap flap flap*

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)

Yay

to the count

have an appropriate cockalorum

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)

My head hurts!

Bloody office closed early so I can't hand the damn thing in until tomorrow! Arse!

Ah well, at least it's done. I do have a spliting headdache though. And my ipaq has finally been despatched! It'll arrive this evening!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)

O_o

*smashes apple against screen*

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Laini, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)

pardon my most heinous threadwasting

and most gracious woos to the thought provoking and original picture.

i need a picture of the world map, but in the old school split into a kind of orange segments style. i've tried google and gettys but no joy.

does anyone have such a pic or know the corect name for the orange segmenty map?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)

Do you mean

a Mollweide projection?

(Cheril, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)

Oh, get you! With your fancy books and learning! ;-)

In answer the original question: decent world maps are suprisingly difficult to find.

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splorp ®, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)

*googles*

unfortunatly not. its kind of like if you unpeeled an orange, broke 2 segments so it was a 'C' from the top and strung the bits inside out so some were joined at the top and some at the bottom, from the side it would form a 'W' shape. sort of.

meant to show the earth with less distortion, but i'm beginning to believe i dreamt it :(

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:19, archived)

Then you want

Goode's Homolosine
(maybe)

(Cheril, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)

:) yay for you!

it's difficult to find things when you don't know their name. i may have to buy you a country to thank you.

what about spain, i hear it has nice weather.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)

Spain would be lovely

thanks!

(Cheril, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)

it's in the post.

don't shake the box too hard when it arrives. you might upset the locals.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)

Yes!

Originality went out after Shakespear. I say wyh

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ScintillateRich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)

game over

OK, now we all start on Santa in the White House

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)

This is what happens

when you type google into itself while holding a mirror in front of the screen.

(fingerz, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:59, archived)

Or try to run Windows XP

on a machine with 8mb ram, go on, try it.

Woo!

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:00, archived)

riiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggght

woo?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:00, archived)

Erm...

WWWWwwwwooooOOOO

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ALargeElk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:00, archived)

*twitches*

woo

*falls over*

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:00, archived)

that reminds me...

of a mildy amusing b3ta anecdote...I was in St. Moritz at the weekend snowboarding and was a bit bored one night so started messing about on the hostel internet terminal (becuase google was free to use) so I started looking for a Googlewhack and came up with "spooning marmots" - and what site was it from? b3ta of course, how strange, or not.

(codlord, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)

techie question helpie please

is there anybody out there familiar with videos on phones and stuff?

its just ive got a bunch of clips recorded on my fone which ive now put on my computer. they get saved as .3gp files which i cant view on my pc so in order to view them again i have to put them back onto the phone

what i need to know is if anybody knows of some program for converting these clips from .3gp to .avi or .mpg

lemme know if you know

(skagg, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:57, archived)

have you tried

www.phonemovieconverter.co.uk ?

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:58, archived)

Server must be down

Best try again later

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:05, archived)

*cough*GOOGLE*cough**splutter*

(alexnessie \o/., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:58, archived)

here ya go

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:58, archived)

I say,

that was incredibly useful and nice of you!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:04, archived)

cheers

muchly

(skagg, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:04, archived)

Have you tried

holding the phone really close to a tape recorder?

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:58, archived)

google it!

google it hard!!

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:59, archived)

Yes

Jam 2003 is geat for that kind of stuff.

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:59, archived)

I thought Jam 2003

needed to be patched to do that sort of file? Preserve 2004 might do it though...

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:03, archived)

yeah, jam 2003 needs the marmalade 3 plugin

everyone knows preserve 2004 is shit tho....

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:04, archived)

Ahhhh, marmalade 3 eh?

I've been after that for a while as it looks quite a-peel-ing

/coat

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:07, archived)

full of holes

and no-one likes bubbly jam.

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)

I'm not familiar with videos on phones

but I know 1 or 2 things about stuff!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:59, archived)

you'd probably be much better off

going to the website made by your phone company and looking on the forums there. I bet you there are thousands of entries, and if not, you could just copy paste what you said here, and get a lot better answers.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:01, archived)

is it really too much hassle to check out Google

for this kind of crap?

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:02, archived)

We want clicky links

to google

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ScintillateRich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:03, archived)

go to

the nokia website and search for the smartsuite software - I think it is on there somewhere.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:04, archived)

Yes, you need......

The Nokia Multimedia player 1.0 and/or the Nokia Multimedia convertor 2.0

Available from Nokia.com (I think.

If not, just google 'em and download....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)

Fulham unveil new half-time entertainment

(Not great, but at least its not Saddam Hussein in a fackin' Santa hat...)

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:53, archived)

Hate the tag line

But the blurring is woo. Nicely done.

(Just recline and let me service you, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:55, archived)

great idea

saddam + santa hat = much fun and originality.

thanks

I'll get right on it.

(BadgerPirate, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:55, archived)

I like the pic.

woo sir ;)

edit: isketch? b3ta room?

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:56, archived)

I would do,

but I have severe lag problems this afternoon - about 30 seconds!

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Mr Peet, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:01, archived)

ha, what a tosser!

200th post in 3 days ... must try harder...

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:58, archived)

And Now For Something Completely Different

And Totally Childish :)

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:52, archived)

hehe

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:53, archived)

wassat?

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:54, archived)

Looks like

"Woo Yay" In braille to me.

(Angelblood, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:55, archived)

ahh

someones has wanked it too hard!

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:56, archived)

secret is out

*gets more lotion*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:57, archived)

*feels screen*

woo yay

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:55, archived)

Teehee

I am giggling at that. XD

(Angelblood, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:54, archived)

Ye gods,

your profile both intrigues and disturbs me

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:54, archived)

errr

thank you?

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:54, archived)

That's no moon...

oh, sorry... it is!

(Idid, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:54, archived)

That's no...

nope, can't bring myself to say it

WOO!

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GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:55, archived)

We're off to Bum Moon

We'll follow that there loon
Bum Moon
Bum Moon

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:56, archived)

You missed the obvious there

We're off to button bum hole moon,

Or maybe you just plain avoided it........

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:57, archived)

Kind of anti-bandwagon'ish

I want this to end, honest.

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:50, archived)

Big Hairy WOO!

YAY's!!!!!!!

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:50, archived)

Shit, I was expecting presents too

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:50, archived)

heh.

1 in the count of "it's not santa pics"

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:50, archived)

100!!

100 SADDAM POSTS!!! AH AH AH AH AH!!!!
*KRAKADOOM!*
yes, flap about my head, my little dahlinks...

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:52, archived)

No no no

Don't include mine in the count (not this one anyway).

I was hoping to put a stop to all the SAS posts.

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:55, archived)

ONE! ONE PROTEST! AH AH AH AHHHH!!!

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:00, archived)

Many thanks

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:01, archived)

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CowJam, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:54, archived)

Yes, please make it stop!!!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:58, archived)

That should be a compo entry

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:58, archived)

It was earlier today

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:59, archived)

Doh!

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:00, archived)

i remade the matrix with weebles

www.eotmc.com/audio.htm

(e.o.t.m.c., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:01, archived)

Yay

for weebles! :)

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:03, archived)

10 days to go..

and still no shopping done yet..eep :/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:49, archived)

10 days?

I should really do some shopping.
Nah, I'd rather do some 'shopping

did you see what I did there? did you? eh? did you?

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:50, archived)

ba dumm

tish!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:52, archived)

Yay! He's smart.

Done no shopping as yet either, I can almost smell the disappointment of my friends and family

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:52, archived)

same here mate

i cant do mine until saturday :S

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:53, archived)

shopping hell !!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:54, archived)

20 presents in 4 hours

of which only 3 i know what im getting :S

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:56, archived)

good luck

you'll need it :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:57, archived)

I think there's lots of 'shopping going on here...

WooYay Have a Xmas card back (it's in my profile)

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:58, archived)

Meanwhile, back at the ranch

the reaction was stylish if predictable....

(The man who's been to Slapout Oklahoma but then who hasn't?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:46, archived)

That had me

laughing like a loon.

great stuff. ;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)

I wish he really was that gay.

he'd be so much more likeable.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:50, archived)

And all the right wing

maniacs would hate him and not vote for him...

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GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:52, archived)

Depends on how their chads hang

hahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:53, archived)

Five sticky

gold stars for that effort w/y/h

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:51, archived)

phwoar!

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:51, archived)

I don't know whether to laugh or run in fear...

(Ben!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:53, archived)

he he

totally cracker'd

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:56, archived)

Woo!

Put on your red shoes and dance to the blues!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)

Amazing how the sea erodes rocks...

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CowJam, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:43, archived)

Strange

how it doesn't erode cocks though...

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:47, archived)

with an angle grinder

and a nail file

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)

I'm the count! HAHAHAHAA!!!

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:39, archived)

are you meant to..

.. practice saddamy with those ones?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:40, archived)

pffft!

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GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:40, archived)

he he heh.

95 saddams he he heh
etc. ad infinitum.

lets just say there was at least 100 saddam posts in the last 48 hours, and regard all others as latecomers (although any image after the first could be regarded as a latecomer).

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:41, archived)

no! more counting!

MORE COUNTING!!!

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:41, archived)

it would have been funny if Zak or Tedmus did a really ace one,

that was so good it blew the others away from the start. you could refer all the others to rethink their skills.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:43, archived)

I'm no Zak or Tedmus,

but mine wasn't soooo bad.

rererepost

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:45, archived)

By the way

Didn't mean to be rude earlier but I'm on dial-up and my connection went all squiffy. Mine's LOADS OF GEESE.

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wayward., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:47, archived)

...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:47, archived)

I vill do it

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:44, archived)

99 Saddam Husseins in a hole

99 Saddam Husseins
Take one out
Shake him about
98 Saddam Husseins in a hole...

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wayward., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:44, archived)

that actually works as well.

bejeesus

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:44, archived)

thanks

that's running through my head now

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:46, archived)

"So, if we put the riser outlet round about here..."

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:37, archived)

touch it

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:38, archived)

touch it HARD!

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:39, archived)

riser outlet...

spanky.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:38, archived)

Haha

that's very well done

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:39, archived)

great.

(BadgerPirate, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:44, archived)

I feel raped...

Credit to Emma, Sam and Chris :)

(Ben!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:35, archived)

paintmash!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:36, archived)

whys that then?

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Happyperson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:36, archived)

Why?

or is that a tagline to your pic - which is superbly woo by the way. ;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:37, archived)

whoa!

mashtastic!

yay!

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stup0t, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:37, archived)

in the ass?

dry?

by a goat?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:38, archived)

you know a little too much about all of this...

I suspect foul play

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:41, archived)

No he said a goat

not a foul.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:41, archived)

not just now thanks

I've already eaten

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:44, archived)

It's his birthday and he can cry

if he wants to

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:38, archived)

I feel we may be

witnessing a genius at work.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:38, archived)

But then

genius and insanity have always been so close...

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:39, archived)

Yep

Indeed they have. But, it is better for me to be mad and know it than to be sane and have my doubts.

(Ben!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:46, archived)

here here

cant be mad if you are sane enough to realise that you are!

(is thinking, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:49, archived)

Hmmm

Interesting point! :)

(Ben!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:54, archived)

I am in awe

but still on my tod

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)

well if i knew how to get there

i would join you

got a map?

(is thinking, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:01, archived)

*Hugs MS Paint*

(Ben!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)

Ladies and gentlemen...

We got one!!!!!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:35, archived)

Yay!

Venkman, errr... what were their names 'gain?

woo to pic.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:36, archived)

Sven, Bob

and Arthur Daley

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:37, archived)

I don't

remember no bob...

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:37, archived)

he was

a token Bob

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:43, archived)

and he was a woman

from Venus

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:45, archived)

Ah.

Explains everything.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:45, archived)

arfur

daley a little dodgy maybe but underneef

he's awight

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parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:46, archived)

Peter Venkman

Ray Stanz, Egon SPangler and Winston Zeddermore, though I'm not too sure on the spellings.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:03, archived)

I liked

their cartoon. It kicked ass!

(andophiroxia, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)

That's better than a Santa Hat

woo yay indeed

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:38, archived)

nice hat.

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:40, archived)

Thank you

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:44, archived)

hahahahaha!

Aceness!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:39, archived)

hehehe

superb

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:41, archived)

Babycham's coming to get ya!

(Idid, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:33, archived)

Hahaha!

Oh, it's just like *cough* drinking *retch* champagne.

Great pic, woo for forgotten 80's icons

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:36, archived)

Aargh!

When we started Disco Magico we were sponsored by Babycham. The drinks promotion was buy a brandy, get a free Babycham. We had posters that said "Brandy and Babycham: It's probably how your mother met your father."

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:37, archived)

It's funny because it's true!

Babycham's got a lot to answer for!

(Idid, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:42, archived)

& it probably is

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:42, archived)

Disco Magico Sexy Sexy Bang Bang

is such a superb name

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:43, archived)

It's a quote from a bouncer in Rhodes.

We asked him what the music was at the JPS night club, and that's what he came out with. 6 years later we named a club night after it. Marvelous.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:45, archived)

First Class,

love it

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:46, archived)

Yep.

But my mother was on the brandy...

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)

god I love that

backpack guy.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:40, archived)

In case you haven't been following the story

Dave is very drunk at a party and the barmaid from his local boozer (who he fancies) has taken him out into the garden for some fresh air...

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christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:30, archived)

Oh no!

Poor Dave will never get his leg over now! And woo to your ace cartoon skills.

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

Can't read it...

you got a click for bigger?

edit: cattermoles cattermoles cattermoles cattermoles cattermoles cattermoles cattermoles cattermoles monorail monorail monorail monorail monorail monorail monorail monorail monorail

edit edit: yay for greatness!

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

What's that

all about?

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christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:40, archived)

Profile

Profile
Profile
Profile

get it by now?

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:42, archived)

Yeah I kinda got that bit

but where does monorail come from?

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christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:44, archived)

Errr....

Simpsons.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:45, archived)

The monorail!!!

The monorail!!!

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christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:47, archived)

Indeed.

;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:49, archived)

its a bit small

can you make a biggererer?

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

hahaha!

Nice

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

It surely is great, but it's so small I can't read it.

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azerty, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

woo to dave.

and look he rolls on the floor laughing in the second to last pic :)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

I fancy the barmaid too....

but I think my screen resolution means I can't read the teeny text......

(speckled light malt vinegar, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

i have spazzy eyes

and can't read it. is there a bigger one?

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Spoon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

There ain't a bigger one yet

I thought you'd all say it was too big so I made it smaller!
Hang on...

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christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:33, archived)

we're all fussy bastards

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Spoon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:34, archived)

yup.

true.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:35, archived)

You

are jolly good.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:35, archived)

is the barmaid

alisa chan?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:36, archived)

Cor.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:37, archived)

I never tire of hearing that...

Bigger, longer, uncunt...

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christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:38, archived)

in the bit where he is sick

what is he rolling on the floor laughing?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:40, archived)

To ROFL

OR ~~NOT~~ TO ROLF? that is ~~the~~ a question

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:43, archived)

its

the laugh track playing in the background

(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:46, archived)

I still can't read that-

wish I could tho.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:43, archived)

You ever

tried primary school?

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:44, archived)

yes, but the

little ones are too soft. I like crunchy centers.

anyway, it has nothing to do with my ability to read, but rather the extreme distortion through crappy compression.
for instance, the little box at the start says

"paye pints himself
as big boob oyster ochsen
at house panties"

I'm sure it's not supposed to though.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:47, archived)

Damn you!

I can't read anything else but those words in the first box now! Spoils the atmosphere of the piece completely!

ARF!

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:50, archived)

heh heh...

here's more:

sitting somerstead
he meld NAVEL
worm rally gun gitting

"trip to RUSSIA!
I might as nel
dad at bone!"

"I'm quite
EBAYTIME
it actually"

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:58, archived)

Hehe

I'm enjoying this!

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christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:01, archived)

ok, I'll do the very last box for you:

Davros HICKORY PLANKS
dancin at adjust point

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)

You'll just have to buy it when it's finished then won't you...

click to buy issue 2

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christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:45, archived)

which i have just ordered.

a very simple transaction, i must say, almost painless.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:51, archived)

Why

thankyou sir

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christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:57, archived)

"Less Saddams, more penguins", I say.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:28, archived)

phwwwoooaaar !

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:28, archived)

penguiniest

thread ever?

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:30, archived)

Blimey

Hadn't spazzed back to that. Yes. What a thread! A manly pat on the back for all concerned.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:35, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

That's smashing!
EDIT:
Anyone know where I can get a scan of a 'fifty plus' magazine cover? I have searched everywhere.

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:28, archived)

That must have been

a fun search

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wayward., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:31, archived)

you have no idea!

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

i bet he found it

but wants even more :)

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edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:34, archived)

swallow your pride

and buy it man, just buy it.
And then crack a few off
and then take it back, saying "I got this for christmas, and i've already got it - can I change it?"
It'll be fine.
Edit: probably worth scanning the cover before trying to take it back.

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Station, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

hmmmm

It normally comes bundled with Asian Babes and a dodgy video for a tenner. I'll see what i can do.

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:34, archived)

they are all here

old n dirty
edit nsfw obviously

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clangers, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:36, archived)

You star!

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:40, archived)

It's one of

my bookmarks.....

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clangers, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:42, archived)

have you tried under

your mattress?

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:36, archived)

first place I checked dear

;)

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:38, archived)

you sure it's not stuck to

its underside?

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:45, archived)

eeeuuuuwwwwww

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:47, archived)

maybe stuck to your

underside?

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:55, archived)

you know me..

..too well

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:56, archived)

Cor!

I like an older ~~woman~~penguin.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:29, archived)

i agree

yay for penguins in beachwear

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:29, archived)

Exactly!!!

Well done!!

I think the left ones 'pant moustache' is showing?

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Toma_o, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:29, archived)

I'm moist.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:29, archived)

YAY!

there's an official penguin thread
down there somewhere ↓

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GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:29, archived)

it started within one of his

posts

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:30, archived)

it's

up there ^ :)

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:31, archived)

I thought it was

down here www.b3ta.com/board/2496131

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GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

More beards, I say!

edit: oops, how rude - woo yay!

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:30, archived)

cor

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:30, archived)

phwoooaaaarrrr

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:31, archived)

TJ: Can I please just ask...

who that girl is? It's the second time I've seen that pic shopped this week.

(Ash Oops, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:47, archived)

no Idea

I forgot where I found the image though

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:52, archived)

Woo yay

top penguin stuff there

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

Phew!!

(Just4Laughs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:25, archived)

Oi!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

You must make huge versions of that sign so that

b3tans everywhere can hang them in public bathrooms.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:29, archived)

specially Baker Street tube loos

Where I shall soon be killing random perverts.

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Jay, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:31, archived)

hehehe

didn't take you long to knock that one off.

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clangers, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

I'm an...

X-Spurt!

*OUCH*

(Just4Laughs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

Really - it seems a masterpiece

of photoshop recrafting - haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:28, archived)

spankingly

good.
;0)

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clangers, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:29, archived)

ooooh

the puns, the puns

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:34, archived)

*SADDAM CAPTURED*

'Found chained to a radiator'

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:25, archived)

religion

eh...tsk.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:26, archived)

yes...

he does have a beard, doesnt he?

*ponders the possibilities*

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:26, archived)

maybe you could give him a santa claus hat?

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

Yeah

that would be hilarious!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:28, archived)

I was thinking

that he looks a bit like Brian Blessed myself. I'm sure that will make an hilarious image. Perhaps I could include an all caps speech bubble, perhaps along the lines of "saddam's alive", followed by lots of exclamation marks - after all, exclamation marks simply always underline the humour inherent in a particular statement / observation...

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:37, archived)

*pfft*

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:26, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

Put him back, put him back.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

cia send saddam escape disguise

(BadgerPirate, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)

Hehehehehe

dyslexic?

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:25, archived)

Daily sex?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

I wish

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:28, archived)

wanking

do I win a prize?

(BadgerPirate, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:28, archived)

don't think os

(BadgerPirate, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:28, archived)

hehehehehe

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:30, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

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