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# This took me some time...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:36, archived)
# Nice!
Cant do vectors to save my life, honestly!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:38, archived)
# If you fancy a go
I followed this tutorial and its brilliant (my first attempt)..

romeo-help4u.com/AA/tutorials/PS/index.php?page=advancevector
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:41, archived)
# So wait...
you trace it?!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:44, archived)
# yeah, 5 hours of fucking
TRACING! - still, nice result i thought
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:45, archived)
# It looks supercalifragilisticexpialadotious.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:47, archived)
# cheers
*blushes* *pisses pants*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:47, archived)
# *films*
*submits to amateurwetplay.com*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:48, archived)
# that
is most woo :)

FINISH IT! FINISH IT HARD!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Wow this took
5 hours of my working morning, and a highly skilled alt+tab procedure, i did it as a card for my brothers birthday.

I'll finish it tomorrow
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:40, archived)
# who are they
if it's for your bro?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:41, archived)
# My bro
and his cradle snatching 35 year old girlfriend. Nnng
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:43, archived)
# not bad for 35 ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
# vectors
take years off
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:47, archived)
# i think we need a control picture to see the difference.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:53, archived)
# wait the one on the left is a guy?
I thought it was that girl... from b3ta...

there's lots of pictures of her with SSG... cant remember her name.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:48, archived)
# aye FPM .. looks a bit like her
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:50, archived)
# oh
how barry will be pleased and how pleased will i be to tell him
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:51, archived)
# is barry a metrosexual or sommat? he does look everso femininininine
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# or
atleast Pansexual
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:59, archived)
# that's the one!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:52, archived)
# you mean Funtastic Pony Magic
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:52, archived)
#
thingy_pony_thingy_meh???
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:53, archived)
#
I thought that was a very nice speech maiden gave you down there! V
It was abit
"Chin up chap, don't let the bastards grind you down!" :o)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Maiden
is my goddess and I worship her like a statue of shining gold.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Geometric Bukkake
Got to admire the style in that.

Well done and woo indeed.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:39, archived)
# please Bukakke her some more, i'd love to see it
I'll post it to her if you do
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Tempting as that offer is...
I'm a taken man, and as such save my Bukkake for just one woman.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:51, archived)
# Damn!
That's good.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:39, archived)
# woo!
very nice, top marks.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:39, archived)
# that is very very good
have a woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:40, archived)
# for bigbarbarns
Here's what you'd get if you tried this:


(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
# not a bad effect that!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Not bad at all!
hang on.... does this look similar? If only a little?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:50, archived)
# oh Kerry! every time I see that pic of you....

*falls in lub*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Sorry rachel
that's an elfified version of my cousin, but her hair is short now
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# damnit
making me choose between members of your family..!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:57, archived)
# I love kids me
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:34, archived)
# I want some chocolate,
a suprise, and an amputation too!

woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
# carnally?
wooyay! ace
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
# cyril connely... *whistles*
woo to pic
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Eric the half a bee
woo to you sir/madam/it/sheep!

*sings 'dee sected ack see dentally ... one sunny after noon by me'
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# So do I but I can never eat a whole one.
Taste like pork anyway.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# You traced me you pig!
Cop Cats!, new pilot out soon
Tea boy will watch it

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Another Hollywood remake...
Of an old classic...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# what are the anal beads for???
hmm?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# sticking up yer bum,
shirley?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# I've designed a glass to cure pessimism
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# that's great
and I want one
woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:25, archived)
# hehehe
now watch every pub in the country get rid of half glasses :~)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:26, archived)
# heh heh heh heh
that's fucking ace!

*steals monkeon's brain for "research"*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:26, archived)
# I doubt it'll work.




;)
woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:26, archived)
# i am at work!
has anyone ever used rsview?

it is teh wank
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
# the cup isnt
half full or half empty it has just been poorly specified
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Cool
I'll have twenty
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# When asked this question
I say the glass is too big

With that creative mind I bet you could invent some really amazing stuff, like world piece, edible frozen pizza or or a good eSure ad

WYH!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:05, archived)
# World piece?
Like a rock? Or something larger, a continent maybe?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 6:00, archived)
# Bah !
I don´t want any cure.
www.despair.com/pessimistmug.html
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:28, archived)
# Don't ever split a pint with that guy...
he's a cheap bastard, even brings his special glass and then he bums a smoke from you. bastard ...
(, Sat 29 Jan 2005, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Nnnng!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# fuck me that's funny!
woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
v. woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:26, archived)
# superb
eyelid action!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
woo
and yay for having a big bird dropping on your car
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
# hehe
nicely done
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
# jesus
woo yay
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
# 3 simultanious frontpages
Is this a record? :o
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:15, archived)
# nah
Zak Mcflimby had four in a day recently.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:21, archived)
# Yes.
I've managed 3 before... But it's something to aim for! Zak still holds the record.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:44, archived)
# woo
but I'm sure that bastard perches outside my house
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:30, archived)
# the hummus
is strong in this one
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Quick question
Im updateing the hotlinking on the ukdragon uploader (www.ukdragon.com/b3ta).

WinXP isn't letting me call the htaccess file .htaccess because of the dot. Does anyone know how i can get around this?

I have to use XP because im at uni and i cant be bothered to go upstairs to a linux one :P
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# upload it as htaccess
and then rename it on the server?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
# doh
of corse.

Still, I (can i swear during the day) hate XP
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# no you fucking cant
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:25, archived)
# no alan
alright
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
# well I love you
If it had not been for your exelent site I would not have dared post my first image
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# yes
and it is also possible to rename the local file with an ftp client as far as i know
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:26, archived)
# urr...
I have no clue why it isnt

try making a new text document, putting the text in it, and saving it directly as .htaccess, I did that for something I was testing and it worked perekkly
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
# wierd
notepad can save it as .htaccess but you cant rename it in windows explorer
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
# do it from DOS
windows burps as it thinks the file has no name
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:47, archived)
# I don't know the answer to your question,
but I love UKdragon, and wanted to say thanks to you for setting it up.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# sentiments which i suspect are shared by... erm...
well, everyone on here actuall

huzzah for ukdragon
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# send all cheques to...
:P
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# I noticed in your profile
playwithyourself.co.uk

Naxtek is a friend of mine :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
# he's
a very friendly person :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:38, archived)
# he's
alright :P

He seems to like making things look like OS X tho, he even turned his Acorn into looking like OS X :P waddaloser :D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:40, archived)
# test to see if it all works


NOT MY PICTURE SO DONT SHOUT AT ME
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:34, archived)
# all works
thanks for your help :D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:36, archived)
# always.... use..... DOS
:D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# that sir
is most woosome
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# hell now
and take this bloody woo yay with you
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# get on with it
tubby
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# why do birds suddenly appear?
breadcrums.

oooh - no thanks I'm on a diet!

Ha ha ha - woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# I think Karen Carpet-fitter
Is a better name.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# pffft!
one way ticket to hull

woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Arf!
Quick, dirty and funny.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:30, archived)
# very good sir
indulge yourself in one of them there biscuits as a reward
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:37, archived)
# oo-er I feel a simpsons coming on
I've got a test tomorrow on when birds suddenly appear...!

*now look sad and say D'oh...

/edit - cranberry. forgot to woo the pic. have a yay too by way of apology
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Behold Sir Zyk0tiK's 3D hands of l33tn3ss
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# If I could do things in 3D
I'd put his face as the texture on a 3D cup of tea, then trace it, and label it as costing 32k
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# I'll
have a crack at that when I get back from work.

my work computer is barely 3d...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# ahhhh... i take it this is all a zykotic thing
does anyone else remember his most famous outburst of dickheadedness?

www.b3ta.com/board/1621162
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# wooo!
NOW MAKE ME SOME 3D TEA!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# I'm shit at 3D
;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
# hah
wtf?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# I'd like your expert opinion I rendered a low-poly hand
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Sssshhh! damn you!
I earn money I do
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# urr...
it has a finger missing.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# it's not meant to be photorealistic
it's low fucking poly!

;) (just pulling your leg)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# hahahaha :D
No but seriously, my hands are for a HL2 mod i'm working on, and may possibly use them for a Doom 3 mod too, they don't have a texture or normal or bump or spec mapping. They are just a plain basic mesh.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# To be honest I don't do a lot of 3d rendering
I'm just at the stage of adding bones and skinning from mesh-smoothed primitives, but the whole bump mapping and getting texture map just right it a little too much like rocket science.

But you really should moderate what you say on a board like this as it will come back and bite you up the arse, I have found this out myself - b3ta has no room for egotisical bigheads and they always get slapped down.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Meh,
I dont try make myself out to be an egotistical bighead, People just seem to assume one thing and say shit, and then I get pissed off, so I talk more. It's mostly out of anger.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Yes sometimes
stuff get's taken out of context, but if you leave yourself open to it you will be punished for it. My advice would be to not let yourself get so riled up and remember it's just a messageboard full of people you've never met before nor likely to meet most of them. So bite your lip, have a nice cup of tea and roll with the punches. They will soon get bored if you don't react and will go on to find someone else more annoying to annoy.

You seem to be a sensible person, you've taken a lot of stick and still you're here - like I said before learn to roll with the punches a little and dish out the odd leg-pull yourself and all will be a sweet as a basket full of 3d rendered kittens ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
#
Is it just me or does it look like a cluedo card!

It was Sir Professor Zyk0tiK on the B3ta message board with some heavy insults and finger pointing!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Heavy insults?
Negatory.

Finger pointing however yes, BUT it wasn't meant in a mean way, You guys are the cunts that started me arguing.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
#
yep, thats us!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# hahahahahahaaaa
brilliant
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
# i met a friend of yours yesterday
a diaboloing friend
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Ah Matt
he said that you were going along
Are you any good at it?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# i'm pretty decent with with one.
can't even start 2 though...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Barnesy told me to tell Matt
that he could do 3, and Matt got pissed off and was practicing all the time. He can nearly do 3 now though - well that's what he told me
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# *cackles*
Coo, just popped in and found myself getting mentioned. Lemony, come to Bradford on saturday!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:31, archived)
# I have a message for you from Colin
he said that he will be coming along to more conventions this year now that he has his new job and his kids are a bit older
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:33, archived)
# oooh, splendid.
About time too.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:36, archived)
# if you email me (in my profile)
I can give you his mobile #
he said that he hadn't been to anything for ages and was going to get in contact with you
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:38, archived)
# he emailed me fairly recently
but go on then - mail on the way
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:45, archived)
# nearly... with his renegades
he's pretty darn good... but barnesy seems to be a bit of a legend
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:33, archived)
# heh. In my own lunchtime, perhaps!
that white renegade is mine, by the way, so I shall claim responsibility for any success. :P
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:41, archived)
# hahahaha
those things bloody hurt... i got myself right on the elbow with one
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:45, archived)
# I've only recently gone off them.
They used to seem to make everything easier for me, but now I find them harder to use for some reason. And yes, they can cause much pain.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:50, archived)
# he seems to love them though
and they do hold spin stupidly well
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
I think I shall be winding him up this afternoon
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Reading all that bollocks from him
is tempting me into learning 3D modelling just to make something totally awesome.
No one here better than him my arse.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# that I've seen
on the board. Lots of people are better than me,

I've seen 3D Talent on the board, but nothing especially good.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Ahhh, i see.
There probably is (no offence to you) but they just dont bother fucking about and posting any of it here.
I'm just saying, because if you ever brag about being the best at something (even in a limited group of people), chances are someone'll be able to come along and knock you on you arse.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:30, archived)
# okey dokey then
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:33, archived)
# That is worth every penny
of 32k and al the better for making tea with.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# hahahhahaha!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Yummy
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
for the picture
and
hahahahahahahahaha
for the alt text :¬)
woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahahah
brilliant
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# compo it
is that you?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# nooo
I'm far more hideous than that.

they make me wear a shawl.
back-to-front
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# what? is michael jackson
your dad?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# It's funny you should mention that,
because in a strange, sort of a way, no.
He isn't.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# do they
feed you fish heads?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# mmmm yummy, yummy
fish heads.


Shit. I'll be singing that all day now.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha I know the song :)
roly poly fish heads!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:43, archived)
# mmmm
tasty
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# that is
very good indeed

making me peckish, too
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# hahahaha

great
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# thats fab
the helpless look on his little face is just right
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Wow, thats really well done
Top Stuff
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# ace
yay
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# your fridge
is people
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha
little fridge people snacks are the best
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# haha
that's grrrrreat
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:25, archived)
# stunningly
good
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Tasty!
Yay for eating little people!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# oh wow
that's woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
# That's...
... right clicky goodness.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:46, archived)
# woo!
heheh that's great
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:52, archived)
# maiden you CHEAT!

It is so obvious you just copied it now! Look its got a black background and everything!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# haha
caught
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Is it...
That's no moon!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# OMG maiden you are such a fucking cheat
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)
# She traced it!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)
# ha ha ha - exposed
you traced it in terragen like some rubbish 3 year old. I AM BEST!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# hahah
best one sofar
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# aww
im glad i wasnt here earlier. The lack of fluff may have made my head asplode
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Wasn't it all yesterday?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# i don't know
I was drunk all day yesterday
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# NO!
I am teh bestest!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# that
is nice
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# erm,
anyone can use terragen. I get paid more money that you could imagine. I am best, I have yet to see ANYONE on b3ta produce ANYTHING better than I can in 3D. My shoes are worth more than your cat!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# My cat's burmese
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# my shoes are made from 8 bermese cats each
and the laces are made from white rhino leather, and the man who makes them is very wasteful and a crook and charges for a lot of things that don't even come with the shoes.. like a sun roof. I just modeled him an image of a tree in 3D and he gave me 8 pairs.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# then someone traced it all
and stole my money!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
# My dad's bigger than your dad!!!
My mum sez i'm cool.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha
im hungry
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# It's 3D thursday
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# you are like the buzzing of flies to him!
;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:43, archived)
# arf!
I think my fave part of that whole thread yesterday was the mort picture in response to "My stuff is better than anything you lot have ever done"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Fnarr fnarr
Either one can hold that 3d, 32k's worth of cup. No one has traced the tea yet tho
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Damn you! I'm better than all of you put together
and with a cherry on top. I'm l33t I am! Damn you and your knowledge!!!!!!!

;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Johny Depp
always has trouble opening his cans of Monkey Beer.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Monkey Beer isn't for ladies
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
best response possible
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Hey
I like love the Jonny!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:40, archived)
# yup...
just for monkeys...

cool and crisp.




(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# but
dont keep your monkeybeer in the hot tub, or it will not be cool for long!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# well i guess...
It's not for you either!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Sticking up for Johnny?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Making plans for Nigel?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# we
only want what's best for him.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# you are old
AICMFP
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Yes and?
Who would you rather do Johnny Depp or Jack Nicholson???
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Nicholson
no contest
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# well I bet
Johnny is bigger in the pants
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Ahh
but Jack has experience
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# I only just spotted what you did
nice shoppery

woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)
# gah! just spotted it myself
nicely done
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)
# I was too busy thinking about Wincy Willis
:¬)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# aye in her day she was a bit of totty
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# she doesn't
seem to have much of a presence on the web I just image searched for her and niether of the two result were her
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# i spelt it wrong up there
it's wincey
www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/wincey.jpg

edit: hahaha - if you put wincy willis in you get rik's picture of quicey willis :¬P
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# all I can remember is her massive...
jumpers that she used to wear
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
#
very nicely shopped. Far too subtle for a Tursday afternoooooon
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Keep 'em peeled.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
No Tusken rifle?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)
# he looks a little
scared
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# well he probably
Saw the womens face!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)
# she`s got a bit of a Wincy Willis mullet going on there too
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)
# hahahaha
Wincy Willis - that's a name I haven't heard for a while

woo to the pic too
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Ha!
What the fuck, Wincy Willis? Daytime tv celeb from yesteryear.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# yea scary that.
Makes you wonder, could that be a man? Who knows mullets are very deceiving.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Holy fucking christ
you know where gornal wood is!?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)
# no
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Mebbe I dooo...
...and mebbe I doooon't.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# haha - woo
now this is the last time I'll rinse this








(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# This is one of the few things I've seen on here
That genuinely made me laugh, a lot!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# I still bloody love that!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# On this day in 1984*


*apparently.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# No, it's all lies!
Monkey Beer was invented in 1843.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# and I don't remember it ever being haft the size of a man
and levitating like that... unless that's the very early family pack prototype.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# He's in court next week
I reckon we should have persecute Michael Jackson as the compo.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)
#
pffft
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
Brilliant!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)
# echellente!
absolutely top notch stuff
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha.
Do an anvil next!

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)
# UU:OO
??
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Yes.
Double U = W.

Clever, huh?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
Brillo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:48, archived)
# ha h aha ha ha aha ha ah ah
*falls over*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
*plays some dramatic film music*

even though I knew what would happen it still made me laugh

woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
brilliant
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Brilliant
comedy gold
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Marvellous
Truly a HHGTTG moment.

woo+
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:19, archived)
# That's what I was going for with this the other day

At the time I cursed my lack of moving GIF ablilities. Well done for not being half as shit as me
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)
# haha
inspired genius
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
# brill
iant
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:36, archived)
# Damn, I am £5 short
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Oooh
*Hands 5 pounds*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:41, archived)
# sinisterduck?
any relation to scaryduck?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:42, archived)
#
might be a relation to count duckula!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# ex-aHandInTheBush
but my girlfriend hated introducing her as "I am here with..." at b3ta bashes. :-)
And I was impressed with the beauty of
The march of the sinister ducks
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# wow
powered by TWO mighty big block V8 Ural Gay Petrol Engines
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Time for a message from our sponsors
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:37, archived)
# can I skip the food and go straight to the beerz?

/veggie
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)
# *nicks lemons*
*sucks lemons*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# gimme lemons!
my lemons!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# *consumes oysters*
*drinks monkey beer*
*bes happy*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# ace
lunchtime!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# For the purposes of a thread on /talk
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:37, archived)
# today's nemi made me laugh
I've never laughed at it before

/boring fact

edit: hahahaha - well spotted
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38, archived)
# I laughed at it once, as there was an obscure reference to anal sex, plus I`d been drinking :)

hahaha! just looked at today`s Metro... FWAP!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# I guess it loses in translation
nice creator though:
nemi.thtn.com/creator.shtml
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:48, archived)
# oh yes!

*fwap*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)
# is that the goth cartoon?
i remember from having to get the bus before christmas as my car was on the blink.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:46, archived)
# aye that`s her
you get sad bastards writing in to the letters page saying stuff like "oh I think Nemi`s really gorgeous" ...

edit: although Mattyboy sent some classic wind-up letters to Metro as a Russian music mogul if I remember correctly!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)
# i rarely read the papers
as i can't be arsed to go to the shop, i read the same news online, i really can't be arsed.

the onlt time i get a paper is sunday, when i like to relax with a pot of coffee, and nice cooked breakfast and a small thai boy rough shag in my pipe.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha "rough shag"

it`s alright because it`s free, and you can read it within the hour that it takes to bash your way to work on the crappy tube :\
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# or crappy bus
today I had water dripping on me and got saoked.
It wasn't even raining outside :¬(
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:56, archived)
# getting out of london was the bestest thing i ever did
no more black bogies from riding the tube.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:41, archived)
# what the fuck is the sense
behind publishing 4 pics of judge dredd every day? Dailies should be self-contained.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:41, archived)
# For Sir ZykOtic
I rendered a 3d hand

IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE PHOTOREALISTIC!!! IT'S LOW FUCKING POLY!!! LOW POLY FOR A GAME, YES... A GAME, ABOUT WANKING OR GOATSE I HAVEN'T FUCKING DECIDED YET IT'S LOW FUCKING POLY!!!
LOW FUCKING POLY
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Ahem
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:32, archived)
# where were you when he was picking on Toxie?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Remind me, when was this?
linkage please
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:34, archived)
# yesterday afternoon
www.b3ta.com/board/4196501

spaz back a few threads... or I`ll have a spaz anyway


edit: this thread
www.b3ta.com/board/4196241
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:35, archived)
# *Checks times*
Well, I was having lunch with my friend, then waiting for a campus computer, and then actually doing some work, all the while coming down from a massive caffeine high induced by too many alcopops the night before.
Does that answer yur question?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38, archived)
# any excuse!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:39, archived)
# believe me, the comedown from caffeine was no fun
I think I actually had slight palpitations. Remember kids, having 7 VK Apple's and then a mug of coffee when you get in is a Bad Idea.
Drink Monkey Beer instead
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:41, archived)
# here
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Is it...
Real?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Said it once, say it again
Else
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# it's woo
but not at all photorealistic.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah, but you could get it to make a cup of tea though!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# It isnt...
very realistic though...

(woo!)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha! BEST PICTURE EVER!
*bookmarks*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)
# EDIT. You've probably read this now.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha!
I saw ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:46, archived)
# ..
You want to get a meshsmooth modifier on that.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)
# not very
realistic
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Looks Low-poly to me
;)


EDIT:/ Can it be a game about wanking, I like those games *dribbles*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)
# I'll have to see
my renderering skills are insurmountable and therefore I'm much in demand - IT'S LOW FUCKIN' POLY
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38, archived)
# you could be paid handsomely for such renderage
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)
# wanking or goatse game
I'm guessing it's going to involve button bashing
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Probably a Joystick waddling game
;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:39, archived)
# i reckon you could earn about 32K a year doing stuff like that.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:39, archived)
# At least. I'm fuckin' l33t I am!
haha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)
# aaahhhhh, that's not real!
Took me a little while, but I can tell cos there is a finger missing
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)
# IT'S FOR A GAME IT'S LOW FUCKING POLY!
;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)
# If the poly count is so important...
... you could lose say the little finger(not so important) and then put in the index finger!!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:42, archived)
# I'M A GOD OF RENDERING HOW DARE YOU
GIVE ME ADVICE
*steals idea*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)
# HEY!
That was MY idea! Its patented you know.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I OWN ALL IDEAS
I EARN 32K YOU KNOW
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
#
but do you make tea?

And to quote myself from yesterday
"Thats not very good!"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# just as well shnurricane ain`t about!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:42, archived)
# fuck meh
best rendering ever
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# im a CG/Computer Animator...
and my dogs done better 'low poly' than that.......by low polly do you infact mean you couldn't do any better?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)

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