If you fancy a go
I followed this tutorial and its brilliant (my first attempt)..
romeo-help4u.com/AA/tutorials/PS/index.php?page=advancevector
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romeo-help4u.com/AA/tutorials/PS/index.php?page=advancevector
yeah, 5 hours of fucking
TRACING! - still, nice result i thought
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:45,
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Wow this took
5 hours of my working morning, and a highly skilled alt+tab procedure, i did it as a card for my brothers birthday.
I'll finish it tomorrow
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:40,
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I'll finish it tomorrow
wait the one on the left is a guy?
I thought it was that girl... from b3ta...
there's lots of pictures of her with SSG... cant remember her name.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:48,
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there's lots of pictures of her with SSG... cant remember her name.
oh
how barry will be pleased and how pleased will i be to tell him
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:51,
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is barry a metrosexual or sommat? he does look everso femininininine
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55,
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I thought that was a very nice speech maiden gave you down there! V
It was abit
"Chin up chap, don't let the bastards grind you down!" :o)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55,
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It was abit
"Chin up chap, don't let the bastards grind you down!" :o)
Maiden
is my goddess and I worship her like a statue of shining gold.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:58,
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Geometric Bukkake
Got to admire the style in that.
Well done and woo indeed.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:39,
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Well done and woo indeed.
please Bukakke her some more, i'd love to see it
I'll post it to her if you do
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:44,
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Tempting as that offer is...
I'm a taken man, and as such save my Bukkake for just one woman.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:51,
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Not bad at all!
hang on.... does this look similar? If only a little?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:50,
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Sorry rachel
that's an elfified version of my cousin, but her hair is short now
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55,
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Eric the half a bee
woo to you sir/madam/it/sheep!
*sings 'dee sected ack see dentally ... one sunny after noon by me'
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54,
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*sings 'dee sected ack see dentally ... one sunny after noon by me'
So do I but I can never eat a whole one.
Taste like pork anyway.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55,
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You traced me you pig!
Cop Cats!, new pilot out soon
Tea boy will watch it
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:26,
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Tea boy will watch it
hehehe
now watch every pub in the country get rid of half glasses :~)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:26,
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heh heh heh heh
that's fucking ace!
*steals monkeon's brain for "research"*
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:26,
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*steals monkeon's brain for "research"*
the cup isnt
half full or half empty it has just been poorly specified
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:28,
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When asked this question
I say the glass is too big
With that creative mind I bet you could invent some really amazing stuff, like world piece, edible frozen pizza or or a good eSure ad
WYH!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:05,
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With that creative mind I bet you could invent some really amazing stuff, like world piece, edible frozen pizza or or a good eSure ad
WYH!
World piece?
Like a rock? Or something larger, a continent maybe?
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 6:00,
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Don't ever split a pint with that guy...
he's a cheap bastard, even brings his special glass and then he bums a smoke from you. bastard ...
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hahaha
brilliant
woo
and yay for having a big bird dropping on your car
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:27,
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woo
and yay for having a big bird dropping on your car
Yes.
I've managed 3 before... But it's something to aim for! Zak still holds the record.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:44,
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Quick question
Im updateing the hotlinking on the ukdragon uploader (www.ukdragon.com/b3ta).
WinXP isn't letting me call the htaccess file .htaccess because of the dot. Does anyone know how i can get around this?
I have to use XP because im at uni and i cant be bothered to go upstairs to a linux one :P
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:19,
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WinXP isn't letting me call the htaccess file .htaccess because of the dot. Does anyone know how i can get around this?
I have to use XP because im at uni and i cant be bothered to go upstairs to a linux one :P
well I love you
If it had not been for your exelent site I would not have dared post my first image
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:28,
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yes
and it is also possible to rename the local file with an ftp client as far as i know
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:26,
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urr...
I have no clue why it isnt
try making a new text document, putting the text in it, and saving it directly as .htaccess, I did that for something I was testing and it worked perekkly
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:21,
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try making a new text document, putting the text in it, and saving it directly as .htaccess, I did that for something I was testing and it worked perekkly
wierd
notepad can save it as .htaccess but you cant rename it in windows explorer
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:27,
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do it from DOS
windows burps as it thinks the file has no name
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:47,
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I don't know the answer to your question,
but I love UKdragon, and wanted to say thanks to you for setting it up.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:22,
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sentiments which i suspect are shared by... erm...
well, everyone on here actuall
huzzah for ukdragon
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:22,
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huzzah for ukdragon
I noticed in your profile
playwithyourself.co.uk
Naxtek is a friend of mine :)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:35,
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Naxtek is a friend of mine :)
he's
alright :P
He seems to like making things look like OS X tho, he even turned his Acorn into looking like OS X :P waddaloser :D
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:40,
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He seems to like making things look like OS X tho, he even turned his Acorn into looking like OS X :P waddaloser :D
test to see if it all works
NOT MY PICTURE SO DONT SHOUT AT ME
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:34,
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NOT MY PICTURE SO DONT SHOUT AT ME
why do birds suddenly appear?
breadcrums.
oooh - no thanks I'm on a diet!
Ha ha ha - woo!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:19,
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oooh - no thanks I'm on a diet!
Ha ha ha - woo!
very good sir
indulge yourself in one of them there biscuits as a reward
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:37,
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oo-er I feel a simpsons coming on
I've got a test tomorrow on when birds suddenly appear...!
*now look sad and say D'oh...
/edit - cranberry. forgot to woo the pic. have a yay too by way of apology
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:01,
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*now look sad and say D'oh...
/edit - cranberry. forgot to woo the pic. have a yay too by way of apology
If I could do things in 3D
I'd put his face as the texture on a 3D cup of tea, then trace it, and label it as costing 32k
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:15,
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I'll
have a crack at that when I get back from work.
my work computer is barely 3d...
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:17,
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my work computer is barely 3d...
ahhhh... i take it this is all a zykotic thing
does anyone else remember his most famous outburst of dickheadedness?
www.b3ta.com/board/1621162
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:19,
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www.b3ta.com/board/1621162
it's not meant to be photorealistic
it's low fucking poly!
;) (just pulling your leg)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:20,
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;) (just pulling your leg)
hahahaha :D
No but seriously, my hands are for a HL2 mod i'm working on, and may possibly use them for a Doom 3 mod too, they don't have a texture or normal or bump or spec mapping. They are just a plain basic mesh.
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To be honest I don't do a lot of 3d rendering
I'm just at the stage of adding bones and skinning from mesh-smoothed primitives, but the whole bump mapping and getting texture map just right it a little too much like rocket science.
But you really should moderate what you say on a board like this as it will come back and bite you up the arse, I have found this out myself - b3ta has no room for egotisical bigheads and they always get slapped down.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:27,
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But you really should moderate what you say on a board like this as it will come back and bite you up the arse, I have found this out myself - b3ta has no room for egotisical bigheads and they always get slapped down.
Meh,
I dont try make myself out to be an egotistical bighead, People just seem to assume one thing and say shit, and then I get pissed off, so I talk more. It's mostly out of anger.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:29,
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Yes sometimes
stuff get's taken out of context, but if you leave yourself open to it you will be punished for it. My advice would be to not let yourself get so riled up and remember it's just a messageboard full of people you've never met before nor likely to meet most of them. So bite your lip, have a nice cup of tea and roll with the punches. They will soon get bored if you don't react and will go on to find someone else more annoying to annoy.
You seem to be a sensible person, you've taken a lot of stick and still you're here - like I said before learn to roll with the punches a little and dish out the odd leg-pull yourself and all will be a sweet as a basket full of 3d rendered kittens ;)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:35,
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You seem to be a sensible person, you've taken a lot of stick and still you're here - like I said before learn to roll with the punches a little and dish out the odd leg-pull yourself and all will be a sweet as a basket full of 3d rendered kittens ;)
Is it just me or does it look like a cluedo card!
It wasSir Professor Zyk0tiK on the B3ta message board with some heavy insults and finger pointing!!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:16,
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It was
Heavy insults?
Negatory.
Finger pointing however yes, BUT it wasn't meant in a mean way, You guys are the cunts that started me arguing.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:18,
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Finger pointing however yes, BUT it wasn't meant in a mean way, You guys are the cunts that started me arguing.
Ah Matt
he said that you were going along
Are you any good at it?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:24,
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Are you any good at it?
Barnesy told me to tell Matt
that he could do 3, and Matt got pissed off and was practicing all the time. He can nearly do 3 now though - well that's what he told me
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:28,
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*cackles*
Coo, just popped in and found myself getting mentioned. Lemony, come to Bradford on saturday!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:31,
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I have a message for you from Colin
he said that he will be coming along to more conventions this year now that he has his new job and his kids are a bit older
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:33,
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if you email me (in my profile)
I can give you his mobile #
he said that he hadn't been to anything for ages and was going to get in contact with you
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:38,
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he said that he hadn't been to anything for ages and was going to get in contact with you
he emailed me fairly recently
but go on then - mail on the way
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:45,
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nearly... with his renegades
he's pretty darn good... but barnesy seems to be a bit of a legend
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:33,
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heh. In my own lunchtime, perhaps!
that white renegade is mine, by the way, so I shall claim responsibility for any success. :P
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:41,
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hahahaha
those things bloody hurt... i got myself right on the elbow with one
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:45,
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I've only recently gone off them.
They used to seem to make everything easier for me, but now I find them harder to use for some reason. And yes, they can cause much pain.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:50,
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he seems to love them though
and they do hold spin stupidly well
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:51,
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Reading all that bollocks from him
is tempting me into learning 3D modelling just to make something totally awesome.
No one here better than him my arse.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:22,
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No one here better than him my arse.
that I've seen
on the board. Lots of people are better than me,
I've seen 3D Talent on the board, but nothing especially good.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:26,
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I've seen 3D Talent on the board, but nothing especially good.
Ahhh, i see.
There probably is (no offence to you) but they just dont bother fucking about and posting any of it here.
I'm just saying, because if you ever brag about being the best at something (even in a limited group of people), chances are someone'll be able to come along and knock you on you arse.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:28,
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I'm just saying, because if you ever brag about being the best at something (even in a limited group of people), chances are someone'll be able to come along and knock you on you arse.
That is worth every penny
of 32k and al the better for making tea with.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:23,
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hahahahaha
for the picture
and
hahahahahahahahaha
for the alt text :¬)
woo
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:09,
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and
hahahahahahahahaha
for the alt text :¬)
woo
nooo
I'm far more hideous than that.
they make me wear a shawl.
back-to-front
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:10,
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they make me wear a shawl.
back-to-front
It's funny you should mention that,
because in a strange, sort of a way, no.
He isn't.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:14,
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He isn't.
mmmm yummy, yummy
fish heads.
Shit. I'll be singing that all day now.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:15,
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Shit. I'll be singing that all day now.
maiden you CHEAT!
It is so obvious you just copied it now! Look its got a black background and everything!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:58,
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It is so obvious you just copied it now! Look its got a black background and everything!
ha ha ha - exposed
you traced it in terragen like some rubbish 3 year old. I AM BEST!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:02,
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aww
im glad i wasnt here earlier. The lack of fluff may have made my head asplode
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:07,
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erm,
anyone can use terragen. I get paid more money that you could imagine. I am best, I have yet to see ANYONE on b3ta produce ANYTHING better than I can in 3D. My shoes are worth more than your cat!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:10,
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my shoes are made from 8 bermese cats each
and the laces are made from white rhino leather, and the man who makes them is very wasteful and a crook and charges for a lot of things that don't even come with the shoes.. like a sun roof. I just modeled him an image of a tree in 3D and he gave me 8 pairs.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:15,
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arf!
I think my fave part of that whole thread yesterday was the mort picture in response to "My stuff is better than anything you lot have ever done"
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:09,
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Fnarr fnarr
Either one can hold that 3d, 32k's worth of cup. No one has traced the tea yet tho
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:11,
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Damn you! I'm better than all of you put together
and with a cherry on top. I'm l33t I am! Damn you and your knowledge!!!!!!!
;)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:12,
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;)
Johny Depp
always has trouble opening his cans of Monkey Beer.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:52,
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but
dont keep your monkeybeer in the hot tub, or it will not be cool for long!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:58,
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Yes and?
Who would you rather do Johnny Depp or Jack Nicholson???
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:01,
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she doesn't
seem to have much of a presence on the web I just image searched for her and niether of the two result were her
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i spelt it wrong up there
it's wincey
www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/wincey.jpg
edit: hahaha - if you put wincy willis in you get rik's picture of quicey willis :¬P
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:10,
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www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/wincey.jpg
edit: hahaha - if you put wincy willis in you get rik's picture of quicey willis :¬P
all I can remember is her massive...
jumpers that she used to wear
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:08,
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very nicely shopped. Far too subtle for a Tursday afternoooooon
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:12,
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hahahaha
Wincy Willis - that's a name I haven't heard for a while
woo to the pic too
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:57,
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woo to the pic too
Ha!
What the fuck, Wincy Willis? Daytime tv celeb from yesteryear.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:11,
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yea scary that.
Makes you wonder, could that be a man? Who knows mullets are very deceiving.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:57,
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This is one of the few things I've seen on here
That genuinely made me laugh, a lot!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:13,
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and I don't remember it ever being haft the size of a man
and levitating like that... unless that's the very early family pack prototype.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:05,
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He's in court next week
I reckon we should have persecute Michael Jackson as the compo.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:34,
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hahaha
*plays some dramatic film music*
even though I knew what would happen it still made me laugh
woo
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:49,
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even though I knew what would happen it still made me laugh
woo
That's what I was going for with this the other day
At the time I cursed my lack of moving GIF ablilities. Well done for not being half as shit as me
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:20,
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At the time I cursed my lack of moving GIF ablilities. Well done for not being half as shit as me
Damn, I am £5 short
on my paypal account:
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4520636938
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38,
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cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4520636938
ex-aHandInTheBush
but my girlfriend hated introducing her as "I am here with..." at b3ta bashes. :-)
And I was impressed with the beauty of
The march of the sinister ducks
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:50,
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And I was impressed with the beauty of
The march of the sinister ducks
wow
powered by TWO mighty big block V8 Ural Gay Petrol Engines
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:47,
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today's nemi made me laugh
I've never laughed at it before
/boring fact
edit: hahahaha - well spotted
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38,
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/boring fact
edit: hahahaha - well spotted
I laughed at it once, as there was an obscure reference to anal sex, plus I`d been drinking :)
hahaha! just looked at today`s Metro... FWAP!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:45,
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hahaha! just looked at today`s Metro... FWAP!
I guess it loses in translation
nice creator though:
nemi.thtn.com/creator.shtml
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:48,
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nemi.thtn.com/creator.shtml
is that the goth cartoon?
i remember from having to get the bus before christmas as my car was on the blink.
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aye that`s her
you get sad bastards writing in to the letters page saying stuff like "oh I think Nemi`s really gorgeous" ...
edit: although Mattyboy sent some classic wind-up letters to Metro as a Russian music mogul if I remember correctly!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:47,
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edit: although Mattyboy sent some classic wind-up letters to Metro as a Russian music mogul if I remember correctly!
i rarely read the papers
as i can't be arsed to go to the shop, i read the same news online, i really can't be arsed.
the onlt time i get a paper is sunday, when i like to relax with a pot of coffee, and nice cooked breakfast anda small thai boy rough shag in my pipe.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:52,
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the onlt time i get a paper is sunday, when i like to relax with a pot of coffee, and nice cooked breakfast and
hahaha "rough shag"
it`s alright because it`s free, and you can read it within the hour that it takes to bash your way to work on the crappy tube :\
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:53,
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it`s alright because it`s free, and you can read it within the hour that it takes to bash your way to work on the crappy tube :\
or crappy bus
today I had water dripping on me and got saoked.
It wasn't even raining outside :¬(
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:56,
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It wasn't even raining outside :¬(
getting out of london was the bestest thing i ever did
no more black bogies from riding the tube.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:23,
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what the fuck is the sense
behind publishing 4 pics of judge dredd every day? Dailies should be self-contained.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:41,
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For Sir ZykOtic
I rendered a 3d hand
IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE PHOTOREALISTIC!!! IT'S LOW FUCKING POLY!!! LOW POLY FOR A GAME, YES... A GAME, ABOUT WANKING OR GOATSE I HAVEN'T FUCKING DECIDED YET IT'S LOW FUCKING POLY!!!
LOW FUCKING POLY
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:31,
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IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE PHOTOREALISTIC!!! IT'S LOW FUCKING POLY!!! LOW POLY FOR A GAME, YES... A GAME, ABOUT WANKING OR GOATSE I HAVEN'T FUCKING DECIDED YET IT'S LOW FUCKING POLY!!!
LOW FUCKING POLY
yesterday afternoon
www.b3ta.com/board/4196501
spaz back a few threads... or I`ll have a spaz anyway
edit: this thread
www.b3ta.com/board/4196241
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:35,
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spaz back a few threads... or I`ll have a spaz anyway
edit: this thread
www.b3ta.com/board/4196241
*Checks times*
Well, I was having lunch with my friend, then waiting for a campus computer, and then actually doing some work, all the while coming down from a massive caffeine high induced by too many alcopops the night before.
Does that answer yur question?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38,
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Does that answer yur question?
believe me, the comedown from caffeine was no fun
I think I actually had slight palpitations. Remember kids, having 7 VK Apple's and then a mug of coffee when you get in is a Bad Idea.
Drink Monkey Beer instead
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:41,
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Drink Monkey Beer instead
Looks Low-poly to me
;)
EDIT:/ Can it be a game about wanking, I like those games *dribbles*
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33,
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EDIT:/ Can it be a game about wanking, I like those games *dribbles*
I'll have to see
my renderering skills are insurmountable and therefore I'm much in demand - IT'S LOW FUCKIN' POLY
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38,
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wanking or goatse game
I'm guessing it's going to involve button bashing
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38,
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i reckon you could earn about 32K a year doing stuff like that.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:39,
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aaahhhhh, that's not real!
Took me a little while, but I can tell cos there is a finger missing
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:40,
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If the poly count is so important...
... you could lose say the little finger(not so important) and then put in the index finger!!!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:42,
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I'M A GOD OF RENDERING HOW DARE YOU
GIVE ME ADVICE
*steals idea*
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:43,
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*steals idea*
but do you make tea?
And to quote myself from yesterday
"Thats not very good!"
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:50,
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And to quote myself from yesterday
"Thats not very good!"
im a CG/Computer Animator...
and my dogs done better 'low poly' than that.......by low polly do you infact mean you couldn't do any better?
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