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(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Christ.
(tomsk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# on a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)
# on a crucifix, no less.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Snarf!
Jeremy Irons...he has a company just waiting to be made there.
(je suis tres francais, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# I hope he's gonna iron out those seams...
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha!

puntabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)
# Oi! :-P


the Wesley Snipes Celebrity Pun Archive

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:54, archived)
# heh
don't mess with the master
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:57, archived)
# The Master is the very embodiment of evil.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:57, archived)
# oh god
i hope not to see michael jacks-son ?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Next:
Mini Driver!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:54, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:59, archived)
# puntastic
arf
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# OddJob?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# ....
Does he fwap loudly too?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# *keeps on scrolling*
i did NOT just see that
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# haha
loon
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:54, archived)
# This picture
here has BB all-over it.
Go on... Blair and Blunkett (or maybe Prescot), tag on tie and/or banner in background and a previous post (preferrably of Anne Widdecombe) on the projector in the background... sorted.
Go!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:58, archived)
# outdated perhaps but inspired by the fact the monster is called mosher
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# Wild!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# yep thats where
they are
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# heheheh
now, now - you wouldn't want poor moshmonsterSam to have to explain to her parents why she's being shopped again, do you?

Woo unt yay
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahah!
"And they roared their terrible roars, and gnashed their terrible teeth, and rolled their terrible eyes, and danced their terrible dances..."
(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:57, archived)
# idea for compo:
'MUSIC AND FOODSTUFFS'
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# because
cheese and curry worked so well...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# good god. it's you.
my favourite thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# yay!
i thought that site had gone down, i'm so happy.
thanks for putting that up then, if it wasn't for early fans like you i probably would have been driven off long ago. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)
# it was down for about 3 months while we had domain name "issues"
but it got resolved eventually. i've decided to spend a bit more time on here - i'd forgotten how much i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:54, archived)
# hoorah!
good to hear!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:57, archived)
# yay class!
I`ve missed your wee web site
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Thank god someone else hasn't abandoned Furtive :)
I barely see him anymore ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# we are the old skool.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:59, archived)
# i'm too old for that
i'm prepared to sway though
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:03, archived)
# i have a titanium hip joint, should you want to borrow it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)
# those two I can understand, but you`re nu skool!
;)

edit: those three

ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:04, archived)
# watch it you young whippersnapper
in my day etc etc, national service etc etc, birch too good for them and so on
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# about time you bloody suggested it yourself
give some examples, cos I think it`s quite a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# it would be the best compo
of the last six months
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# get to fuck!
the crap movie merchandise one was the best

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
#
Bread Roll(ing Stones)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# unshopped
thats not the kind of rubber balls you would give your kids to play with, I hope.

http://www.micglobal.co.uk/pp/Medical/Teaching,%20Educational%20and%20Clinical%20Aids/Testes%20Examination%20Simulator.html

make good stress balls for feminists tho.
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:43, archived)
# do they come in blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
# Metallic blue like?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# as in metallic blue spunk?
Or do they come in normal colour?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Does one hand lower than the other?
And do they contract at a cold touch?
(je suis tres francais, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# one wonders WHY you happened apon that site...
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# searching for a picutre of a scrotum for my dead funny gag
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:05, archived)
# k
*wonders what a breat is*
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave2, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)
# More than likely been done, but fuck it, I'll do it again!
(je suis tres francais, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# harold arch deacon?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Yeah,
he got promoted
(je suis tres francais, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
# HAROLD!!!
woo
(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Goddamnit!
I was working on that, you evil evil man!

Very woo, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
# I was planning to do one of him in Aliens (as Lance Henricksen)
But i couldnt find any decent pics...:( boo
(je suis tres francais, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# His hands in a rather convenient position.....
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# For....?
You and your dirty mind!
(je suis tres francais, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# *innocents*
I meant for holding two sceptres, for ultra-bishopness, clearly!]


(arf)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# lance rules!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# but what of
lou?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Hmmmm, what can Lou be doing?
I cant think straight....
(je suis tres francais, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# the pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)
# who else loves..
... bashing the bisshop?

(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# the rival popes,
or the 'popettes' as they prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# I dont see what the big deal about ipods is anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# hahahaah bravo!
bravo i say!
(phoam, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# What did you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# i cant remember
i hate it when the amnesia strikes.
(phoam, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# He said he likes to fart in bed
and stick his head under the duvet to appreciate the rich aroma
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# don't we all?
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Not with the farts I've been dropping lately.
It's been more a case of farting and trying to pin down all sides of the duvet and praying for no seepage
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:43, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Ah, everybody has bad fart days!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# mmmm
juicy centres
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Hehe
nice
(Lil_john_pi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# I dont even like the new designs
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# groan
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:43, archived)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# pfffft

haha, so true
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# This moment. This moment I must treasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# *buries treasure*
*puts map into bottle and lets it float out to sea*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# See what? Vacation?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# i've seen the vatican.
it's crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Whats been toasted?

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# ninja must be like the wind
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Not like you then
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# No, I'm more of
your bulldozer type ninja. Like a beattie in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Beating in the wind?
You're a bit strange really
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# You can't beat beating into the wind
It's auto-bukakke!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Excellent.
My life needs one of those too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# yay
having a few artistic problems today huh?
Doesn't stop that one being woo some
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Heh.
Been there.
(tomsk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# yay
im not alone !!! YAY !!!!!!
i do it when i put sugar in coffe for someone that doesnt have sugar too !!
(I_am_B, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# this is going in the compo thread
infact, it already is.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Ahh, so true.
Here, have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Ha
thats wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# top drawdage Mr J
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
just grand, so it is.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# ah so true
*hugs wacom tablet*

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# that tibia?
I can't quite make it out
Is monkey beer related to san andreas' Munky Juice?
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)
# NO!
NO monkeys! DEATH TO MONKEY BEER!!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# This is why I don't ink
I'll have a decent pic done in pencils and I'm morbidly afraid of arsing up the inks.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# iPodato
(tubeman trousers, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
#
that'spudutiful
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Thankyou
for chipping in with that one.
(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Can I wedge this one in too?
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# oh dear
i'll get my jacket...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Do.
It's getting a bit crisp out there.
(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# i'm feeling a bit too mashed for this
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Bow your head in shame
(Lil_john_pi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# ^--- this
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# iSpud?
hmm, yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# CHALLENGE SUGGESTION TIME
OK lovely people, what would you like to see for the new image challenge? To get your brains going here are some recent suggestions...

* Truly Crazy Golf - make boring sports watchable. (via Undercover Prof Diddy)
* The incredible powers of fruit (via GrrRatty)
* Photoshop a phobia (via Beer!)

I'll be back in a little while to do a vote, so get suggesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Wookies!

Normal, modern-day life... but with wookies!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Or, how my big sister annoyongly calls them
'Kitties'
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# A compo with fuzzy things
would be well seamless
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# comme ca?
any excuse for a spurious repost these days i'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# The incredible powers of fruit.
Definately the incredible powers of fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Paul Daniels!
Everywhere, with Harold Bishop and Lou Carpenter on the side!
(je suis tres francais, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Harold Bishop!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# What science isn't telling us?
Body parts you wished really existed?

The news in 2013?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# ^^this
the body parts one.
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# *sigh*
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.







hee hee, witty
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Brilliant
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# ^ this ^
or not
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Anything that lets us repost all our old pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# something something chuckle brothers something
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Chuckle Brothers japes!
9/11 Jokes!
How about Crazy Frog pictures, everyone like them.

Oooh, ooh, I know! Tesco Value puns!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# ipod ipod ipod
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# "All your iPod are belong to Crazy Frog uplaod codez!"
How many memes can you get into a single picture?
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# this many
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# where's Mort?
eh? EH?????

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# he's behind the bass drum.
 [edit] and pull yourself together lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# brilliant!
*calms down*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# * Celebrities unblocking sinks

* About turn! Make Fat people thin, bald people hairy, gay people straight etc. (and vice versa)


* TV Pilots for shows that never made the cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# you could arrested for that type of competition these days
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# The anti-celebrity unblocking sink law of 2005?

I forgot about that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Celebrity About Turn!
I'd vote for that!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# ^ this, if it`s in the final list
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# yes. it's a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# wasn't that done already?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# weird human / animal / fruit science
like the woman who was half elephant, half woman, and half tomato

- she was three halves of everything to me before she ran off with the post man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# 3 halves?
hmm interesting thought ...
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# yes.. like a monkey wanking a Japanese bloke off ;)
.. where is mongychops today anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# you'll never
let me forget that one will you ...



GOOD !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Goood....GOD
You've scarred me for life, you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha what did you expect!
does what it says on the tin
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# W E L C O M E
T O M Y W O R L D
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Make a collage
from the internal organs of SHEEP
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Points deducted by the judges if the sheep dies in the process
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# dognutz
I beg your pardon??
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# I wanted the truely Crazy golf when it was last up
So I shall give that my resounding endorsement

Not that I've got time to make anything, bloody exams, grrr

Edit: although it would no doubt increase the Crazy Frog bandwaggonage...
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# I didn't expect to find that in my underpants
Just a suggestion
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# bionic animals
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Animotic bionicals?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# have we done
"photoshop yourself"
"look what's in my handbag"
"rhyming slang"
?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Or "photoshop your username"
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# well that's me fucked then
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# you could whiten your teeth up with a lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# come to think of it
isthisyou sent me a picture of some spray glue with "new matt" on it. sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# you`re supposed to make it yourself!
is he still getting lots of weird shit sent to his site?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# i'd imagine so
he's not about much these days, but i keep putting old shopping lists in the post to him...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Dear god no.
Do you know what my username means? It'd be a succession of Goatses.

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# If fruit were kittens and kittens were fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# Extreame Parenting
Or acurate fathers day messages (just spoke to my dad the first time this year on sunday)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# lesbians!
yay!
(radja, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahahahah
This. This is brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# HAH!
is the sound i just made to that
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha just needs Zaphod`s Wombat`s little Beattiebat
where is he these days anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# ha ha!
look at his little face!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# I dont wanna see his happy face
(Lil_john_pi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Run Marty! Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Seconded
*fwaps*
(Lil_john_pi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# * Inside the factories. How do they really make...

* Things we would prefer to see on stage at Live 8

* 'shop a sea cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# ^^^^^ this - about Sea Cucumbers!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Health and safety posters for using the universe
those crappy line drawings where the child is just about to stick a knife into a toaster while it's all plugged in (and wires showing) type thing, but for everything.
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Me likee
twisted safety poster!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# future imperfect
all the snazzy inventions of the future and what happens when they fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# *frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# ning co pres Jessie
when did you finally twig?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# *doesn't feel the need to check her own profile on a regular basis*

*trusted the nice Damocles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# aww come on
it had to be done. I'll put it back the way it was and promise never to change it again
Until I'm certain you won't notice for ages

edit: thar - tis done. You can use the old link like before if you need the bandwidth. I'll be good this time, I just had to get it out of my system last time.

You still wub me don't you?

*puppy dog eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Thanks, but I'll host it on another b3tan's site
He fears me enough not to pull a stunt like that, while you appear to be labouring under the illusion I would actually object to hunting you down and causing you unimagined amounts of pain.

I might do it for the pure pleasure of it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# While it would be pleasurable
I fear those are empty promises :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# I don't make empty threats
It's one of my redeeming features
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# What if X didn't exist?
Think of something and photoshop what life or the world would be like if it had never been invented or didn't exist - if cars had never been invented, if radishes had never evolved, the wheel had never been discovered and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# what if photoshop didn't exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Then I might finally have a shout at getting an FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Photoshop
you getting an FP then!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# This is getting recursive.
I think I need a ciggie and a calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# he can't.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# *gasp*
Don;t say that! Not here! think of the consequences! A million people in offices across the globe will need counselling now.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# and the Gross National Product of

several countries would rise considerably
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# But just think
of all those people messing about in photoshop, paint mashing and looking at b3ta instead of sneakily downloading porn at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# but

downloading porn increases productivity
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Does that mean...
...we'd have to stage things for real then photograph them?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# You mean, do something in Macromedia Fireworks then?
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# what if the letter 'X' didn't exist.
We'd all be doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# virtual reality helmets used be all the rage.
they had them on tv shows, in magazines, and now nobody remembers them. What other inventions have suddenly been forgotten?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# The invention or good QOTW was long forgotten...
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# First dates
The good, the bad and the ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# 1985 - Big Sister is watching you
What the future would be like if it was run by your sister
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
i don't think i could imagine anything worse (my sister is a 41 year old daily mail reading MATRIARCH).
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# things you shouldn't do after sex
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha you`re a bad bad boy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# draw
a chair
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# i actually like this.
As long as it's a chair and nothing else. Top notch idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Shop a picture you took from YOUR OWN mobile phone
I don't care if you don't have one. Cheap bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# we could do real -life photoshops again
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# that was quite good fun.
At least the mobile phone thing might reduce reposts.
Well, apart from me, coz I'd post this.

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# I like that
Will it be wine someday?
I see some have evolved there.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# haha
if he puts this in. i will vote for it. many times.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# ,
Who put that there?
What is it here for?
Where did that come from?
When did that get here?
why is it in here?

edit: When nursery Rhymes Go Wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Little boy blue.....
he needed the money.
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# YES!
Let us form an allegiance: www.b3ta.com/board/4756406

Nursery rhymes, fables,and parables are all very similar.
(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:00, archived)
# SEXY NUNS
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Yay!
I was wooried that no-one was going to mention them!

I'm also missing the 'normal' Mongychops scary suggestion!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# in bath tubs
..splurrrttt !
(I_am_B, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Tubnun?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Fwaps
madly
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:02, archived)
# Life before "photoshop"
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# What word Lucas will invent next
with photoshopographic evidence
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# ways I don't want to die
ways I don't want to die!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# ^^ this ^^
or maybe "stupid ways to die"
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# I'd vote for that
yes, I would
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Oooh
Alternative morals: The fables Aesop never told, and the parables Jesus never gave.
(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# shop a classic literary character
coping with modern life:

Captain Ahab eating at McDonalds
Odysseus texting Penelope
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# SPACK SPACK SPACK! no not spack
The END OF THE WORLD
or pirates
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Abandoned "Spot the difference" competitions.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# actually, i quite like this one
i have no idea what i'd do*, but it sounds fun.

*who am i kidding? i never enter
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# two pictures?
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Kind of more like,
abandoned because the difference is blatantly obvious. Shit idea, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Photoshop Bob Geldof
Under the desk - what's going on down there ?

Casual Friday


Sony Freedom
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# World's worst election campaigns
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# wasn't that on TV recently?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Fresh concepts for TV makeover shows
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# like not fucking showing them in the first place, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# ^ this ^
(or just not letting the wife use the remote control)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# films we'd like to see on stage
as it seems very popular at the moment for theatres to do adaptions of films

photoshop programme notes, posters, foyer photographs, pictures of rehearsals etc etc of popular films adapted for stage performance -be it on a church hall stage or in the West End

/edit but better worded than that
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# Yes!
I really like that idea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# things you *should* be tought at school
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Like how to spell
taught

;o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
# What you would really find
if you ever checked down the back of the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# - WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT'S IN THE BOX!??!
- Fake album covers of the late 80's
- Giant Monster vs Giant Robot, no matter who win's it's worth watching.
- Farmers love urban music, put an RnB twist on the countryside
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# ooh
I like fake album covers
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# - 3) Profit, b3tan money making schemes
- Statistical physics in the absence of Boltzmann's equilibrium
- What you could do if you had enough monkey's and enough time.
- The joy of abstinence, beardy types playing scrabble.
- That's a strange place to see a hippo
- try not to repost something into the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# - Wizards walk among us
- b3tan's illustrate classic stories for children.
- who can be the fluffiest
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# office ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# - Guinness is good for you, unless you get between me and it - thing's I'd do to get a Guinness
- and all because the lady loves...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# "LEWIS!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# This movie's crap, let's slash the seats
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# what heaven would really be like
what hell would really be like
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# cue goatse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# newspeak
and how our culture does the thinking for you
(I_am_B, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# oh, and Behold the Mighty Power of Steam!
for another go
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# ummm...
- if britain was a state of the USA (isn't it already, i hear you say)

- christopher fucking biggins

- paparazzi photos that haven't been taken yet
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# The invasion didn't quite go to plan
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# im off to a wedding tomorrow
Weddinbgs going hidiously wrong/too good to be true eg. terry wogan as priest and domo as a pageboy
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# household objects with attitude
Frumpy toaster
Aggressive teaspoons
Psychotic ironing boards
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# This
I like this.

I also reckon much hilarity would ensue, and much puns.

So this, damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# agreed.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# If Microsoft made cars
thinking of the CEO of General Motors' response to Bill Gates when Gates compared PCs to cars.
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# can we not just redo the first ever challenge?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Powers of Fruit, please Boab.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Stop Climate Change
adbust gas-guzzling 4x4's etc similar to Greenpeace's campaign material here:

www.greenpeace.org.uk/climate/takeaction/index.cfm

Perhaps a boring suggestion, but could contribute to us not all going to hell in a handcart when the Earth dies.


(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# if the nazi's had LOST the war?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Theme park rides you'd like to ride
(Glen Moranjie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Make us a b3ta-type picture
but use magazines (SFW ones), sellotape, glue and scissors, then scan / photograph the results.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# this is a most excellent idea
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# I think
I want this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:00, archived)
# globalisation
what happens when countries adopt each others traditions
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Is that why you wear your underpants
in that unorthodox manner?
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# If Vegetables* ruled the world
*or fruit
(GrrRatty, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
#
Design an advertising campaign for Nintendo!



or, failing that - photoshop a pig.

New words - now that Chav has been put in the dictionary, think of things that need a new word to describe them, give them a name, and photoshop the results.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Domestic Appliances making luuurrve
What if everything was still steam powered?
Things to do whilst ripping huge piles of CDs to disc (it is getting really dull now!)
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Behold the mighty power of steam!!!
- I still want this challenge
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# I do too, but have to sleep, got exams tomorrow
somebody vote for me
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# how do you vote anyway?
am i dim?
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Signs taken too literally
"No heavy petting"
"Plant crossing"
"Wet Floor"

etc....
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# veer right
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Beards!
Nothing more, just beards.

Or, curious partners in crime/policefighting - Ill advised ideas for a sidekick, possibly worse than Clint Eastwood and a monkey
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Ooh.
I'm the process of growing a beard at moment. Two weeks in and it's finally stopped itching.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# How B3ta helps to save the world
one little shop at a time

we can be all self indulgent for a week and mock ourselves
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Stupid meaningless phrases like 'one in the hand is worth two in the bush'
and where they might have come from
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# SEXY NUNS !!!!!
or fruit. ok. the fruit one.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# hmm
this

without the fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:00, archived)
# How do letters/parcels really get to their destination?
What's going on underground? What really pushes up the daisies?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# If life had an undo button!
/thief
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# I cannae see the usual "Music & Foodstuffs" suggestions, so
If music be the food of love, its time to go on a crash diet.

Music and food combinations please Bob

(Bread Zeppelin etc etc etc)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Wobbly tummies
And how to grow them.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# beeeeeeeeeer
oaf
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Life without Gravity
what would the world be like without gravity
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# The funny old world of Science
periodic table jokes ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Celebrity witness protection
Someone suggested a Stephen Hawking version of this at stupid o'clock this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Maybe:
Beer goggles turned on the world?

Truly shit tourist attractions made exciting?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:54, archived)
# New Boardgames
gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:59, archived)
# Reality TV Barrel-Scraping
For example, C-List Celebrity Drunken Shagging Island.

....what do you mean that's already been done?
(The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# I like
the photoshop a phobia suggestion ^^above.

Alternatively - based on Jolly Jack's cartoon (featuring an artist wishing his pen had an undo function) - features from computers we would like to see in the real world.

"I just can't seem to remember people's birthdays - I'll just stick some more RAM inside my brain"
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)
# I'm goingto be cheeky and repost this...

...because I can!
(je suis tres francais, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Do they bother teaching them landing??
/coat
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# Adverts am good
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:11, archived)
# I'm sold!
*orders several*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# I recognise those pills
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Bubba loves sleep outs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# i started taking those
but passed out before i could finish them.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# I'm still
well impressed I'm a flavour. Woo for that!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# ramones
hahahaha
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# WOO
nice spongage (actually i should say top spongage°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
#
is it a "crash course" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:11, archived)
#
I've still got MS Flight Simulator somewhere! (Teh original!)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# no comment...
(radja, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# something has gone wrong there
still would
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Just think how much closer she could get without her nose getting in the way


Did I just type that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
#



Hah, it's alright, they didn't get it Damnit...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Errr, yes you did!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Aaarf! Filthy little minx
Like your way of thinking

and yes, yes you did type that out loud
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# *checks*
yup
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# YAY!
spunk down her nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# I still would
dirty little minx
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# FAAAAAAT NEEECCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# Curious
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
#
That would be a bastard if it rained! She'd drown!

still would though!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# You're supposed to post shopped p...
eh, fuck it.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# NSFw ...
oh, not "fuck it" that way...
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Right I don't expect any of you youngsters to get this


but the man has dissapeared up his own corportae endorsed arse of late.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# henry rollins?
°)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# certainly is,
"search & destroy" my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Kenny Logins?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# yes, but would you tell him to his face?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# yeah. he's a pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# certainly would
but I have met him and he's just a bit smaller than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# Aaarf!
Teh Pepsi challenge....
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Black Flag rocked.
Rollins, though - not quite the same anymore :(

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# Pepsi & Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:11, archived)
# Now Thats Magic
(phoam, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Every time a kitten is magicked up,
God Kills Paul Daniels

/how I wish this were true.

woo to you for that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha
*claps with glee*

Woo. Very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Why doesn't his little finger move
I can't do that without mine moving.

I've tried.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Many times

He's still trying
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# I'm still trying
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Very trying..
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# I'm still trying
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# Almost too trying...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:11, archived)
# I'm still trying
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# I know you are,
but what am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# He's still trying
*rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Has he stopped yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# *picks up eyes*
*pops in gob*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
# That's Magic!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# he sure do have
the skills
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# Have a pearoast...
Now this is really magic...

(I helped save b3ta! FB Boleg, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Hahah, that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# the magic toupee!
a wogan, for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# hoho! that cheeky Daniels
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# n ow
now thats paul daniels... that other imposter scares me silly
(I_am_B, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# aw!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Morning!

WWW.CHEWINGGUMVOLLEY.COM
A new cartoon every Mondross Wednesross and Fridayross. LUTHER VANDROSS!

chewinggumvolley.libsyn.com - THE CGV RADIO SHOW. BIG LETTERS!



(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# hahahahah
I really love CGV. Keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
ha ha

very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# ARF!
his dry cleaning bill is huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha
woo and possibly yay to this!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# goodly
ness
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Snoot!
that's a snigger and a hoot, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# pfffffffffft!
Yet another laugh out loud cgv! You are spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Pete.
I was wondering. can we talk about guns on the CGV forum or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Huw, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# :O
JESUS CHRIST HUW.
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Go on. Who is it?


A bit crap and it took me bloody ages too.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
#
Milo?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Awful, Awful
Awful pun!
(Hugh Grant Fake Never seems to change his Sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Thank yew!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# ha
No problemarooney
(Hugh Grant Fake Never seems to change his Sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Admiral
Ackbar?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Close
but you're not right
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Don't fall for that red herring...
It's a Trap!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# now we go into the ready money round!!
say what you see say what you see...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Errr...
Umm...

"One in the hand is worth two in the bush?"
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# ooooh - you're not right!
now try saying it again 3 or 4 times, see if it gets more right the more you say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# Tim Lovejoy?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Oy! No unlawful punning!

Where's Oddjob :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
#
lying on the floor of Fort Knoxs, electricuted to death by his own steal rimmed bowler hat!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# I have stealed Oddjobs pun maker
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# Okay, so I had to search on bbc site for the names of the Tweenies...
But now I geddit! 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Ning Doc
How's you?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Trying to ignore w**rk, and
looking forward to the weekend. Pretty average, for a friday! *sigh*

How's Blerk? You've been around a bit more frequently, lately!

Oh, butter my arse! I missed my 5000th post - this is 5001! *sob*

Edit: I can't believe my 5000th post was about the bleddy Tweenies!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# And no nekkidness
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# sorry! :(
*starts working out in early preparation for 10K celebratory post*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Have a late day before yesterday repostee
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# woo
fight the power!
*fires rifle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# teehee
have this repost
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# bad memories
but woo all the same!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# i know it hasn't dropped off the page yet,
but I want it to be with yours..

(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# BIG BAD WOLF


thank's for the source image DOGNUTZ, what a classic picture
B3tan to it as well, wasted time on animation me..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Heh heh!
There's a lot of huffin and puffin.....but no blowin yet.
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# ha! it animates too!
Jack: I need help reconstructing a joke I heard t'other night. It's made up of the following, and some other bits, I just can't quite bring it together. It's one of those "x has had more y than a z" things, and involves hits, balls and elton john's chin. help.

thanks.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# what do you call
nuts on a wall??
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Walnuts




/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Nuts on a chest?
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# chestnuts!
*waits eagerly*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# pfft
you`re a bad bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# thats
quite erotic


*hunts for pig porn*
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha
My, my... what a big... shlong you have Grandma.
Oh, wrong story

Have you received your prize yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Have I bolloc...
Nope - You ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Yeah! It was a car!


umm... no. Not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# arf!
you doity boy!

(he needs a "Hot Pensioners Monthly" mag I think)
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# YAY!
That was one of the books I learnt to read with!
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# ^ ditto
ah such happy childhood memories (apart from the beatings, the starvation, the constant shouting at, the sleep deprivation etc)
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Anyone seen this move
I hand a right good wank over it last night



*fwap fwap fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:43, archived)
# *hides behind sofa*
That's scarier then a Dalek in a vampire costume!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)
# I have
What utter bollocks it was too

Mostly down to the crap acting by one of the lead roles

A wank film is probably about right though, that may well have been the brief for writing it 'put loads of stuff we can perv over in'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:50, archived)
# I dont care about the acting
its just that the chuckle brothers give me the cronic horn
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Ahh, I see

Apologies, I was of course refering back to the original 'non-chuckle brothers' version before this fine remake
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Indeed
the chuckle brothers reamake is a great improvment.
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# everything they touch turns to
fried entertainment gold
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# don't think the whole champagne pouring bit
has the same appeal anymore
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# woo not seen it

but it did remind me of these fine chaps
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# I was banned
by the Friday Ad - thankfully, they seem to have forgotten and employed new window-licky proof readers.

These are just 'toe-dipper' ads - to see if they'd be accepted. I'll work harder for next week's edition.

(ccc, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)
# wow
nice.

edit: a friend of a friend had a magic invisiblilty helmet he made called the Wongy Helmet.

edit-redux: how much did that cost you?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:40, archived)
# Ads for items under £53 are free
(r3load, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:43, archived)
# and what fine commercial journal is this?
*puts on magic thinking helmet*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Friday Ad
(r3load, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)
# Arf!
*Buys the Geoff Capes box and some blamanche to put in it*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:40, archived)
# bla, ble, blaum - no, I cant spell it either
You loon!

FANTASTIC!
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:41, archived)
# pffft
good work there
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
you local-rag-enraging fiend, you :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Woo
I wants the magic thinking hat
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"includes grumpus corner and sulk room".

My hero.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Hopefully
there'll be a few more Madieplops dolls in next week's issue:
1

2

3

4
(ccc, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Wonderful, wonderful
We get the Friday Ad in a local watering-hole, I'll keep an eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Now we have the number,
the one you so carefully blanked out in the main pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Aha
Alas - 'tis a dud number
(ccc, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
#
*rings it to check*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# hahahaha - top sabotage as ever
subtle plug for 4rthur too
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:43, archived)
# *claps hands with glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Haha
Much goodness in there, is there yes.

"Strange, yet curiously charming tin replica of
Johnathan Frakes beard, dipped in wax and coated in
plastic. Used rarely, only on special occasioans. £200 ONO", sprouted The Neville
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# remember Jonathan Frakes before he grew the beard?
how come growing a beard also made him really fat?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# I always thought
he looked much more like he could actually do stuff, like pilot a starship or suchlike with
his beard. Without it he seemed like a tiny child. A tiny tiny chiiiilld.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:51, archived)
# haha
you need help! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Quite possibly.
Or maybe just more tea...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Wonderful!
You've made my morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Hooray!
*copies idea in Sheffield*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
"Geoff Capes Honour Box"

grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)

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