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# Its the new glass cock!!!

WOooo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Thats fanny tastic
'Ning People!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Glassfanny
sounds good.

'Ning AG.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Woo!
I think that award looks more like glass fanny than glasscock
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# If yours looks like that....
seek immediate medical assistance. Unless you have hands all over it too. Then seek kleenex.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# she looks like graham norton
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# indeed she does....
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)
# You're supposed to shop it!!!
;o)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)
# arf and a half
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# For all your GC needs...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# are you suggesting it looks like a tuppence?

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Crap Quiz #22.... Name the concept...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
# efishantsea
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# pillfishantsea
EDIT: what Thor said.

PS. I'll have the blue mitzi
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# my conclusion also ^
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Sorry they were Viagra placebos....
You won't be dancing today...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Oi
Placebos
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Pillcarpantree?

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# THIS!
the art of pill carpentry is nearly dead with just a few bespoke tradesmen in the East end of West Ham . . .


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Only you can save them Dave the Hat.....
God speed to you...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Right!
*sets off to the west side of East Ham by mistake*


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Doh'th!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Same thing isnt it?
"Hello? Is that teh Wife Of David North? MP for Tooting West?"

"No. It's the wife of David West, MP for Tooting North."

"Same thing isnt it?"

/Citizen Smith's it like its the 70's
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# That's the best thing I've ever seen drawn on a tablet
something to do with a plaiceant view?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# As has already been said
efficiency
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# oooh!
get you!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# BennyHills's love child's house!
AICMFP!!!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Guess it would be inefficient to repeat it ;o)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# and even more inefficient
to add a surplus e into the spelling . . .


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Double Doh'th!!!
Fixed now I hope.... Spilling* is not my strong point :o)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# tabletfishantlake?

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Nah
It's ecstasifishantinlet
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Just had a bash.
Then had a go of Anim8or.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# kill it
HARD !
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# but it's not moving...
(was it really done in St8tionary?)


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# *chortle*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# tea
+ girlfriends laptop.


it's not my fault!!! don't hit me again!!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Hehehehe!
play nicely!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# you
have an odd penis
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# some sort of hexaganal blockage...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# probably one of his nuts!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# too clever
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# I'm good for nothing after a bash
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# oooooOOOOOOooooohhhhh
Shiny
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# is it for a game?
looks a bit low poly
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# IT'S FUCKING LOW POLY!!!!1!1111
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# tea, anyone?

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Yes please
Strong with a splash of milk and no sugar please. Oh, and a couple of Hob-Nob flapjacks please
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# I HAVE THE LOOKS OF A GENERIC MALE MODEL.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# I thought that was the dogs bollocks.
Concidering I didn't understand a thing I was doing.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Its nothing to be ashamed of
and if someone says its low fucking poly, dont worry its a joke where someone got really irrate becasue noone believed he was a designer
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Hehehe!
G'ning fellow peer of the realm . . .

There are a lot of in-jokes in reply to your post . . . people that may appear to be being rude are not really . . .

I'm sure your next effort will be an improvement, meanwhile have a Woo!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# thanks
and it's not even tuesday. you're a saint.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# As the others say, it wasn't aimed at you
I used Anim8tor a while back as I wasn't allowed to install Max at work. It's pretty good, though Wings3D is probably more powerful and also free.

Here, have an unfinished really low poly monkey I made in Wings to appease the gods

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Is it for a game?
for new people; this is an in-joke
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)
# you need to supersample it for antialiasing
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
with a renderer I wrote myself
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# For justice!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Right....
....my Channel 5 phase is over.
I'm not drawing any more cheap, uninspired, big chested pin-ups.
Clever stuff only from now on.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Arf!
I love this

Is it nearly 5 o clock again?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:57, archived)
# 'ning mate
alreet?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
Woo!

Clever . . . . but with big hooters! Like Nurse Sally!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:57, archived)
# 'ning...
back at work...

spots seem to be easing on ZW Jr Jr Jr - allergy to penicillin for sure!

must do some work now - gotta layout a sort of textbook thingy in Welsh - bloody nightmare!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Wotcha!
you got mail!

Glad the wee scamp's on the mend


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# bloody hell
that must send your spell checker mental.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
# What?

ZW Jr Jr Jr?


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# You know you
make me breakout
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooyes
Although I have to say, while your ladies are all of the sexy, the cartoon time animals are the funniest (apart from the mental patient one, but SA is the best thing on the net apart from pr0n)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# This^^
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# I have to say
that octopus drawing was probably the sexiest pic of yours that's made it to the board. I think your holding some deviance back from us. More of that sort of thing!

I don't like the exagerated boobies and women with no organs in their midsections but I can appreciate some rude tentacles now and again.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# will you be going onto a men&motors phase?

you could draw the cast of 'SPACED' in your own lully comicbook style.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Never watched it.
.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# :O

*is shocked*

WHAT! you missed a televisual treat.

draw the cast of rainbow drawing their giro cheques.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Never watched that either.
.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Blue peter?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Only watched it once.....
...when that Bacon chap got done for drugs.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Draw a chap made entirely of bacon!

and drugs
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# You live in a cave on dartmoor with only a pencil and a laptop for company
AICMFP
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Close.
It's a yurt, not a cave.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhh

mister la-de-da a caves to good for me, i live in a yurt.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# yurts rool.
.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:20, archived)
# draw mr spoon off button moon
with gulf war syndrome, going mental with a machete.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Oh Noes!
The soup dragon!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Blimey!!
You need to own that on DVD, I always assumed Sequential Art was borrowing from Spaced a little bit..
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# To Ebay!
.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:11, archived)
# get the season 1 and 2 collectors edition.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# *bids*
.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Remember its the 3 disc you want
*still cant believe you've never seen spaced*
tut tut tut
Anyways, heres a pic I did of Daisy i did yonks ago
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# that's brilliant
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:45, archived)
# I concur.
:)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Fair enough
Still WOO!
Can I have one from your crazy squirrel lady seeing a denizen for the first time?
I wonder what she would do ;)

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease, it's my birthday today.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Hehehe
chest eggs
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# "Otters"....."Chest Eggs".....
....what bizzare turns of phrase you utter, Mrs H.
:D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:11, archived)
# I've been doing more colouring

its like being 5 again. But using a computer. And colouring in squirrels with boobs
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I bleddy love that one
and now it's nicely coloured!

Woo!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# V. Nice.
:)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
Yay! I prefer the clever stuff to the pinups
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# A ha ha ha!
Hooray!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# He never realised humans were so big.


(This is a little dude I've been working on. Any helpful advice on shading etc would be *much* appreciated)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:54, archived)
# he/she/it is lovely!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Why thankyou lovely!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# make a 3-D model (or maquette is it's called in the industry)
then light it from different angles to see the effects of shadow on it.

you could then take photos and rotoscope it.

it's a very nice pic as well, have a WOO!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Ooooh, 3D modelling?
That sounds like it requires talent of a sort.

But yes, good call, I'll go buy some plastacine later : )
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Have fun
it's doesnt have to be a perfect model, just a shape so you can see how the light works on it.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Yay, this does sound like immense fun.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Awww!
Never invade a planet without doing your research little fella!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# He'll be cursing mission controll when he gets home tonight.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Very cute
More of this sort of thing.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# As you wish : )
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Hes lully
small tips from someone who can only give advice and is actuall a bit rubish at drawing himself; the hand holding the gun needs to be bigger, the handle needs to be at a bit of an angle and it might be worth giving him longer fingers and adding/changing one to a thumb. As a very minor thing move the glass of the helmet down so it meets the colar. The trouble is the amount of work this would take does not actually add that much to it so I would stick to it how it is
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# No, no, I'm willing to spend time to make him perfect
You're very right, last night I was thinking about giving him long spindly fingers rather than short stumpy ones. Thankyou!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# How about 2 fingers and a thumb?
that could look quite good and would need too much effort. Long fingers also are easier when someone is holding something as you dont have to draw the end of the fingers
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:11, archived)
# The thumb probably wouldn't be visible holding his ray-gun anyway
But yes, longer fingers would mean i could get away with just lines. You're a sneaky sort, and I like it. Cheers!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:13, archived)
# haha
vere nice indeed *clicks "I like this"*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Thankyou!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# i really dislike this guy, its just my opinion


hes a right cunt.

edit: well blimey didnt think this would get the reaction it did. well to all out there, these are not my usual opinions but as many of you pointed out,
this is just an internet message board with a rather low level of maturity in its comedy. this was a return flaming to someone who flamed me, therefore im surprised that other people are taking offence to, of all things, the gay reference. i apologise to any other people who may be offended, this was intended as a semi-light hearted insulting paintmash for SSG, dutchbird and 100% of gibbon for the insults last night, but mostly SSG. im gonna go now, because i've just realised im spending faaarr too much time on here and im actually beggining to be affected by peoples opinions. and thats a step too far for me. byeeeeee
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# who?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:40, archived)
# SSG
is semi-royalty
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# yeah,
he acts like he knows it too
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# I still haven't worked out what that picture is of
Can I be told yet?

*wishes I had a macro lens and camera to put it on*

*imagines the close up mischief i could get up to*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# ah yes,
twas my sirius 28-70mm lens, sorry i dint reply last night, i was confused as to who was bein sarcy and who wasnt

edit: i dont have a macro either that was done with a 18-55m lens held backwards onto the camera, good fun
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Woo.
And don't let the bastards grind you down. Just remember that handy phrase - "Get to fuck, twatmonkey"
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# haha thanks for the tip,
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# CAPTAIN! READY THE HANDBAG CANNON!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:40, archived)
# haha
yeah, he was really shitty to me last night. just proper wound me up, so i thought i'd get back at him in the most adult and mature manner possible...... paintmash him as a gayer
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:42, archived)
# there is something wrong with being gay
AICMFP
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:45, archived)
# There is nothing wrong with being gay
in the same way as there is nothing wrong with being a belmer.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:47, archived)
# exactly!
nnnnggghmmmmgghhh!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:48, archived)
# true enough...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:51, archived)
# by the way
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# your gay.
It's "Teh".

Always.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# One thing I have learned in the last week or so
is never lose sight of your fluff. Take a deep breath and get over it.

any way have my repost from last night.


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha tah!
yeah, i tried to keep my cool, didnt want to give him the satisfaction. didnt quite work tho.
i suppose it was my own fault kinda, i posted a real photo and it went from there

edit: i dont get why people are just plain shitty sometimes
www.b3ta.com/board/5523280
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:46, archived)
# doesn't seem that shitty to me.
seems like usual b3tan banter.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Agreed
I think SSG was actually being unusually fluffy! :D

However, I quite like macro photos. Here's one wot I took a while back...
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(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:57, archived)
# hahah
i like this one
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# SSG's sarky comments are ok TBH, but I still find dutchbirds abrastive 'fucking twat' style abuse a bit un-necessary
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# she's just misunderstood
she's actually a kind, wholehearted and warm person. Plus, incredibly attractive.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Just like Hitler was misunderstood ;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# are you thinking of the same DB?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# take out your anger in the flashboard - sign up spammy
see calendar
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:51, archived)
# aaah fuck it
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# haha it's ok I got exactly the same reaction when I posted a macro shot.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:51, archived)
# not another shot of your urethral opening surely?

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# i'm afraid so :(
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Yes
I realise I may have dim views of RPS (as searching through my previous postings will prove - Although i realise i may have been a bit too OTT) so please feel free to do a gay pic of me too. Thanks.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# nah i understand why people disliked it,
and i expected a flaming, its the b3tan banter as people keep saying. just got bored and grumpy this morning
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# you know
you have a funny way of showing that you "don't care" what they think.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:57, archived)
# do you really eat whole iceberg lettuces?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# they're full of goodness!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# You shouldn't really have replied
in the way you did. I know it's annoying when you get slagged off, but that was giving them more ammo for their proverbial guns.

Edit : But you know this, then and now.

I liked your photo anyway. I like doing macros.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# tah macro am all teh fun
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# is that teh poop around his mouth?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:46, archived)
# yes, his bumbuddys poop,
for he is a gayer who eats poop.

whats the story on eDay, have we decided on a board and date yet?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:47, archived)
# check the calendar - 1st Feb
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:51, archived)
# There is a lot of homophobia on b3ta
which indicates immaturity and/or masculine insercurity.

I can undertsand if you're upset with SSG but why attack gay people to make a point?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:51, archived)
# i'm in no way attacking gay people,
the only thing insulting about it is that SSG will take offence to being called gay.
therefore him more of a homophobe.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Not really -
you're presumming that he will take offence to being called gay which makes you the homophobe and if he does take offence it's more likely to be with your attitude rather than with what you're saying about him.

It's getting too common to use 'gay' as a term of offence and I blame Little Britian for making things worse.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# It can't be very nice for the gay B3tans either
Maybe we should have a gay day on the board.

Anyone who's comfortable with his/her sexuality can sign up.

/scraps idea
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha whatever...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Yes I think (I hope) he's being ironic
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# No my intelligence is too low to be ironic
We never really finished our gif/jif argument properly. Fancy a threadjack?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Actually I read an insert
from one of my Photoshop Studio Techniques books and it says there is no right ot wrong in the ways it's pronounced - so I appologise if I seemed to making my point too strongly, which was that even though I and millions of others pronounce it 'gif' as in 'Gift' there are still a proportion of people who call it 'jiff' whether Compuserve defined the pronunciation or not.

Fair enough?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# *kisses*
*makes up*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Standing back from that argument
I must admit to finding it vaguely interesting how quickly the word "gay" changes. I'm old enough to remember when it simply meant "happy". It then became shorthand for for homosexuality, and now it's changed yet again into a euphemism for "shitty". Words change; it's their nature to change, and it's nothing to get hung up about.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Words change, that's true.
How they are used changes but not always for the better. Why should calling someone 'gay' mean: Sad, shitty, freakish, boring, pervert, weirdo?

Homosexual people took on the word to mean homosexual, ignorant people responded by changing the definition of the word to become an insult.

'Queer' was used as an insult, homosexuals took on the word as something to be proud of so in that instance it was something positive and disarmed the bigots.

I'm all in favour of disarming the bigots and not pandering to ignorance because it seems to be a bit-of-a-laff. Just like the racist humour of the 70's with Love Thy Neighbour and Alf Garnett etc.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# for the love of....
....'more' of a homophobe?

Do think before speaking, there's a good fellow.

And what maiden said.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# fair point
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# this is my favourite piece of logic
ever

EVER
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# you're hoping to offend a bisexual by calling him gay?
and if he does get offended, he's the homophobe?
You're...
you're trying to wind someone up by calling them gay,
and suggesting that they might be the...
and i'm gay anyway...
this...
this is incredible!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
sorry
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# good answer ;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Because
Like disabled people, they're an easy target for people like me who are of limited intelligence.

Especially if I'm using my laser sight
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# he's gay?
his girlfriend will be devestated. And aroused.

I love these open relationships.

*wanks*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Oh
Have a mint won't you?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# now now
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:47, archived)
# they don't like macro-photrography, even if it's done well
but no reason to let it bother you.

the very nature of postin on the web, esp here, means you might get nice responses, a threadjack, or abuse. best to remember that you're not really bothered by what people you don't actually know think, rather than, say, taking it personally.

it is a nice photo, but that sort of thing is best put on the photo section of worth1000.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Oooh, miaow
Serious though...less of it. Whats the point?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:55, archived)
# I agree
it's just baiting a flaming, no point at all.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# of insulting him?
there is none, just bored, got the day off work and he wound me up last night.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Who cares though?
You like what you do. Other people like what you do. Others, however, will not. Just the nature of the beast. It's an internet messageboard, fer christsakes!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# yeah, i think you juat made me realise im spending too much time on here
im actually getting offended by peoples opinions.
im gonna log off now and i dont think i'll be back for some time
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# see you at the flashboard?
?????
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:20, archived)
# yeah i think i may lurk still
i'll come back for that, i've seen the knittin site, looks ideal
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# It's not a case of spending too much time on here
Lets face it, other peoples opinions are the best way to learn and improve. But you can't get arsey about getting bad feedback, if anything it's more helpful than a simple "woo".

Fluff up, chill out and take note. Good luck : )
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# tryin to relax, plus i appreciate good critique
just dislike sarchasm. but yeah, im definitely bein a bit of choad for risin to the bait. i understand that b3ta is not the place for artistic criticism.
he just wound me up and i've got a very short fuse...... wanna see it?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Not at ALL
Look, fuck 'em, rise above it, carry on doing what you do and be who you are. If anyone has a problem with that, they really can't be worth stressing about. Especially if it's people you're never going to meet.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:30, archived)
# aaah
well thank you lots and lots for fluffin me back up
*huggificates*
's just what i needed.
im goin out to take some piccies now.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Good good
Have fun!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Oi!
Image hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# SSG won't be happy - you have put about 6 stone on him
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# SSG makes some brilliant stuff
and he's a lovely bloke, even though he's a cunt. So there!

He'll actually really enjoy this picture, though. So the happiness is spread!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# why aren't you mentioned in that?
you deserve a mention
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# I always deserve a mention!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# *eats poo*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# DB's or SSG's?
and why is gibbon getting lumped in with them?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# because
he's a dreadful, dreadful, DREADFUL man.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Then why isn't he on your Advent Calender?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# too hard to draw
plus, I fancy him.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# HE STARTED IT!
well, I did...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# have you all finished eating scat yet?
You won't have room for dessert.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Yeah...
generally a good tactic to see what people have done before saying they "post nothing"...
still only my opinon, pass the poo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Has
it become a crime again?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# You'd have thought so
along with being disabled, transvestite, or anything that appears on Little Britian as a send-up.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# what - to eat poo?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# that's so offensive
I'm reporting you to the FBI
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# The FBI?
Flaming Benders Institute?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I'm sure this will make them stop immediately.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# and not carry on at all
that's not our way at all.

*flogs dead vole*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# I hope you remembered to remove the poo first!
I hate wasting good poo.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# i made a poo pie!
with bum gravy
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:11, archived)
# *sweats with sexy anticipation*

SEXIPATION
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# and you can have it all!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# god
so sexy
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# i think he's funny
so by way of a tribute....
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love his T-shirt
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# hahahaha I love that
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:20, archived)
# ha ha ha!
i came
i saw
i wiped
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# haha
You said gay so you must be one.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# You know,
with a username and an attitude like the one I've seen here, I'm sure people will be sitting around slitting their wrists in an attempt to get you back, so don't stay away too long or anything will you?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# haha
thank you too cnut
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# You're
welcome.


edit: and now you've gone changed your user name so my previous comment makes less sense....
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# yeah, i decided to be more fluffy to people and not take it all so seriously
for anyone reading this who wants to know, my previous username contained the word CUNT
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)
# My first Quo pic
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)
# also,
digital photography has made macro shots piss easy - sony's are excellent for it, takin all the work out. I love my old dsc-t3, but I'll be the first to admit it can take lovely macro shots without my working out exposure times, focal depths, aperture time, etc...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Too fucking right.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# what am I doing here?
TIME SPAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

BTW me and goblin have had our disagreements in the past but I love him really and I think this is exactly the way you should respond when you think someone is being a cock
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# haha!
i don't care what anyone else says, you've done the right thing!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:04, archived)
# you confident young person
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
oh christ.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Okay... I'm stepping away...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:37, archived)
# christ on a bike
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# and i bet it's a girl's bike too
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Run for your lives!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# haha
awesome

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*clicks a hot 10*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:43, archived)
# haha
cheers
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:46, archived)
# likewise
Cor!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:50, archived)
# allo Princess
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# *giggles*
I quite liked being a Princess, I stomped around the office throwing wobblies all day.

'Allo!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# yay for godcilla black!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# haha...
Excellent... Bit graphic on the norks!!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)
# "I pity da fool who can't knock out a decent rhythm"
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Bindun!
but not as well! Woo! and 'ning!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:34, archived)
# woo and 'ing to you sir, have this from last night...

also a bindun I believe, but do I care?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:36, archived)
# haha
Can I have a Larry the Lamb-retta, pweese? ;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:37, archived)
# arf!
:-)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:41, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:45, archived)
# 'course we don't care!
Binduns are a staple diet!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:52, archived)
# scooters ahh i love em
Image Hosting by PicsPlace.to
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# I love that.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)
# That's OK
it's way better than the one I did anyway

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Ace.
;0)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Woo Sir!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:36, archived)
# brill!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Ha Ha
woo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:43, archived)
# awight!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Pfft!
Nenz!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
I Have NO IDEA why I didn't think og that one!



(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

EDIT (because I'm an opportunistic, spamming sod): www.cafepress.com/pseudonym.41198782
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# 'Nenz!
you loon :¬)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This stupid pronunciation could get annoyenz.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:43, archived)
# SORRY I WAS ANNOYING! PRANK GONE TOO FAR! GO TO WORK, TISSAPONIO!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

PLEASE BUY SOME MAGIC BEANS IN THE GIFT SHOP!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:25, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:26, archived)
# you can be csl now, i've gone hoarse.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:29, archived)
# WTF is that text about?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:26, archived)
# it's a horoscope for people born in the sign of 'feces'.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)
# caps lock is accidentally off
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:34, archived)
# no, see post above. i went hoarse with all the screaming i did.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# good on ya
take a cyber-lozenge
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:46, archived)
# I bet they haven't sung in films, played a ditzy PA and done a Tesco advert
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:26, archived)
# I see no seams
Renee Ga-zelleweger?

Most woo!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)
# any seams you see are a product of a deranged imagination
but not Rene Gazelleweger (although that is good!)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# that's crazy talk.
they're strict gibletarians, fame is a sin.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# wooo, cats in action
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# and hurrah for beweaponed kitties.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# More 'ning Folks
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Pfft!
Woo!

Well done!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:24, archived)
# *snogs*


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Ning Davey!
How do?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)
# 'lo
good ta


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:34, archived)
# haha gross
She knows the feeling though...

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# This reminds me
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Hmmm, hard to say.
very good!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:54, archived)
# my mum....


...returning home from the pub
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:22, archived)
# BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
/has
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:36, archived)
# that's bizzare
but most fantastic
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:45, archived)
# which one is better?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# whichever one
contains the most sedatives and the largest dose of brain damage

/liddlebitopoliticstherelaydeesngennelmen
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:11, archived)
# NNnnngngghghhh?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:16, archived)
# correct!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:16, archived)
# I prefer my near-dead political leaders
in the medium of song!



(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:19, archived)
# I facking love that album!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:22, archived)
# i forgot how well done this is
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:24, archived)
# *blushes*

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# the first time i saw it i had to double take to get it
always a good sign!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# I happen to like the fresh fragrant smell of colour-fast
Woo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Must be his favourite shoe, he looks really sad to lose it....
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:06, archived)
# please just
hit him in the head with that.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Yes!!!
repeatedly until he is stopped aliving, the stringy haired cunt
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:20, archived)
# No! No! No!
Once you've removed his shoes, you cheesegrate him to death from the toes upwards.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:45, archived)
# arf!
Nothing like a good pun to start the day

and that's nothing like a.... /autofill
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# woo
perfect..
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha
have this

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:26, archived)
# yay for Cilla...
:o)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Crazy Davey Cameron says-
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:02, archived)
# he's been Dirty Sanchezed
who did that then?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:03, archived)
# 'ning
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:03, archived)
# crikey
a coalition
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:05, archived)
# More a mutation ;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:08, archived)
# gahhhhhhhhhhh!
morning!

and woo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Good morning sexy.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:13, archived)
# back at ya!
You have been busy of recent with all these great anims & pics... i'd better pull my finger out! :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Yes please it's a getting a little sore down there ;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:15, archived)
# haha sorry *makes finger-in-mouth 'popping' sound*
*massages*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Ooo I like the massage
;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:34, archived)
# *gets room*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:48, archived)
# woo!
where are there genetals!!?
what have you done with them?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:13, archived)
# They were removed to prevent it breeding ;)
Although with it being a politician (of sorts) there is always the danger of it breeding asexually.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:15, archived)
# As itis apparently post a link time
Have some history ot everybodys favourite word
fuck

Prob NSFW if your speakers are on
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Yay! Python
Nicely aminated thingy, too

Also, NSFW if anyone can see your screen and can read! :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:00, archived)
# that rules out my compadres then
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:02, archived)
# How f**king educational!
or if you're a Battlestar Galactica fan -
How fracking educational!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:01, archived)
# That was a GOOD episode
last night. I'd forgotten how fine that show was.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Me too
I can't wait to see the confrontation between the Battlestar crew and the Cylons who came out of that crashed fighter.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:12, archived)
# bit torrent and all those have it. As I recall it's quite cool
I only sort of remember it, I was wasted when i watched it, but it's quite good - running battles, altho it's a bit of a starbuck episode

edit: your headless anim on popular is quite cool
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:27, archived)
# ..

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:52, archived)
# ha ha ha!
floater!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:53, archived)
# i bet it was scarlet with her high fiber diet of twigs and nuts.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Twigs?
remind me not to let you squirrel-sit next time I go on holiday
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:10, archived)
# *hands back willy
*injects with testosterone
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Oops!
Ta!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:¬)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Oooarororrraarrgh
that be sick that

otherwise lol :D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Eee

uuww!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:54, archived)
# haha
woo!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Boo!
hello, you! *enhuggifies* I can't access MSN during the day but, either catch up later or email me with details on my non-Hortmail account (details in profile)

Apologies for TJ and 'ning e/one.

JJ, you already know that's a masterpiece, but WOO anyway
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:00, archived)
# that waws me on christmas day
but without the poo
and not a cat
and woo yay - you've captured the REAL festive feelings :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:54, archived)
# do you have a tail?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:04, archived)
# note: NOT a cat.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:05, archived)
# you might be a meer kat or a marmoset or summat like that
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:06, archived)
# that was also like me on Xmas day
without the fur, vomit, toilet or poo.

Come to think of it, it was nothing like me on Xmas day.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:10, archived)
# umlaut
Puking with a German accent?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Could be Scandinavian
or Dutch vomitting.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Dutch vomitting?
sounds kinky.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Sounds illegal.
.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:03, archived)
# have you ever seen any of those japanese porn clips
where the girls puke on each other and onto cocks etc?

erm, I haven't. No.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:05, archived)
# yes - and I want that DVD back please!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:11, archived)
# I haven't finished yet
aaaaahhhh - I have now
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:23, archived)
# no
and i don't really want to.

i do remember someone showing me a scat clip when i was young and innocent and new to the web.

that nearly made me vomit over my own cock.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Which you now do on webcam for sordid profit
;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:18, archived)
# as long as you keep subscribing i'll keep doing it
you're helping pay my mortgage.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:22, archived)
# I love it when you trap bits of carrot under your foreskin
that alone is worth the premium subscription
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:24, archived)
# haha
I'm only the distributor, dear, not the viewer ;)

*Peddles more Thor Porn*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Ho Ho Ho
That Rwarks! Some arse, coated one of the work bogs yesterday, didnt flush and then locked the door from the outside! I had to find out how comfortable and luxurious the disabled bogs are... Lucky Bastards!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant as always! But extra special today!

Woo Mr Jack! King of the Comic Strip!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:59, archived)
# ooo that's nasty
you'll set up a closed loop of puking that way
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Ewwwww.
haha. :o)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:00, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Triffic!

Woo!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Eeeeeww!

Hahahahahahaha!

Eeeeeeewww!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Woo
she just met an otter!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:50, archived)

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