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# a drawing
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)
# the one in the middle is gay
AICMFP
(riedacher_bertram, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)
# you just melted my heart
i can feel it seeping out of my bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)
# that is asking to be a wallpaper
(Kezza, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)
# yeh!
can it be biggerificatified?
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)
# ^^
this
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)
# rub it gently
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)
# awww
i so love that
so much that i just dropped my fone on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)
# ohh!
thats nice! woo!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)
# ahhh
they cute - me want em.
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)
# lovely!
How are you? I haven't seen you on b3ta much for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)
# meh
no internet... dropped out of uni...

still doodling though
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I like this
They appear extremely innocent

*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
# they seem so innocent and bewildered
as to why their serial killing upsets people.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Prices frozen until 1945
SCHEIßE...
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
you can't beat a better bit o' spong!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)
# why would he be with british gas?
/confused
(riedacher_bertram, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)
# don't feel like you have to apologise for the war or anything
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Don't mention
the war!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)
# I shopped it once
but I think I got away with it
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# *arms races*
(riedacher_bertram, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# i beats you Hands down :)
*does funneh walk*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)
# simple
because I couldn't be arsed 'shopping it to "Fatherland Gas".

That and he's alive and well in Eastbourne (only one who is)
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)
# because the
bastards are all over teh facking place.
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Yeah, the joke would be so much better...
if it was from whoever supplied Germany's gas in the 40s!
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Everyone's a critic.
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooof
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# short back and sides puhLease!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# hahaahahaah
loogabarooga = loughborough in mercan
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# just south of
eedenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, a more innocent age...

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# ha ha
orders none
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# *borrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# pfft - how?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# *taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
#
you said mimsy


thats rude
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# thats not rude
cuntyflangebucket is
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Top shelf stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# pfft!
that's a man!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# ITS A MAN!
she got some top lip action going on there..
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# its freddie mercury
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)
# brazen!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# John Barrowman!
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha
"vulvamax"
class!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Hmmmmm,
1. order
2. use anally
3. take photo and post it on t'interwebs
4. become T'interweb legend
5. ...
6. profit?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# ooh
step 2 - that'll smart - make sure you lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I'll use Marmite - it's great lube!
100% of fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# and it's brown and tastes like shit!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)
# but i bet you can't fit both nads into an empty jar......
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Only because the jar never gets empty!
but i do smear it on my balls and let my dog lick it off!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:16, archived)
# :) hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# But you are an interweb legend!!
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Meatspin?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Only if you buy me a drink tomorrow!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)
# go to the passaje of terror!!
it's the tits
official!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Bah!
This just makes me want to come to blackpool more now!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
# you can pick me up on the way
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# me and all
darn this work bollox!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)
# awww, come on
blag a spot in the Rik mobile!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# I was supposed to go
but i am utterly skint this month and can't. Rubbish.

Where do you live?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)
# essex
but it's not pay day till next fri :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)
# That would be a fucking big round trip
from scotchland!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha ha!
whoops

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Booooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
I want to come! S'not fair :(
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)
# yakashah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)
# well, you said you were coming!
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Ooh!
nawty!


for all we know it could be him.
BUT I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# awwwwwwww
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha
Love the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Good Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# hoorah!
great
(gianthead, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# We saw some of them
on the news last night. My wife said:

"That one there's got pants on."

I think she was disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# and a pearost


oops - smaller
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# fucking brilliant
as always
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)
# It hurt my eyes...
(sjb, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# yippee ki yay mother fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Ah yes, the famed "Pumpkin cloud"
of the Commonwealth. I thought that was just a myth?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# another odd one...
...sorry...

(Chopper3, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Paper,
scissors, rock :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# *arrives just to say, "I liek this"*
*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# thank
you
(Chopper3, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Paper henge,
best of all the henges.

How did the druids carry all that paper from the merchants in Slough though? We may never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Chortle !
*Visits Scissorhenge*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# ooh
you must never run with a scissors-henge
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# This am teh
ACE!

*clickety click*
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# yay
absolute genius/insanity in an imperfect world
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Jesus' Cat



Linus' Cat, Hawking's Cat, Brian Harvey's Cat, Doppler's Cat, Schrodinger's Cat, Henry's Cat, John Peel's Cat, Moses' Cat, Cave's Cat, Alzheimer's Cat, Röntgen's Cat, Percy Shaw's Cat, Vonnegut's Cat, Parkinson's Cat, Rorschach's cat, Oppenheimer's Cat, Hull's Cat, Button's Cat, Curie's Cat, Shatner's Cat, Houdini's Cat, Sierpinskiani's Cat, Lord Manley's Cat

(Mutated monkey did Freud's Cat too well for me to try and better it and Poisoned Monkey did Tesla's Cat before I could finish it.)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Poor pussy
got nailed
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# best thing for it really
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# hehe
i'd like to see Whistler's Cat. [as in, the painting of Whistler's Mother]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# and not Blade's
accomplice ?
(Tpaz, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# *buys*
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# oh yeh
.
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# i love nuns
theyre great!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# yeh
but couldnt eat a whole one - a boom tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# sexy nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# SEXY NUN!!!!!!
*wants one*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Failed?
Why would that fail?
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Oh dear.
Top hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Not sure why I need to share this.....
But this is a CSC (Crudely spat cock) gobbed from the window....

The wonders of nature...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Leon is unfussed
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# nice dog
Mastiff?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# dog de bourdox
same as hooch
from turner and hooch fame :)
he's 14 stone in weight!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# ah
just seen the threads further down. He's a lovely doggie. WOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# if you don't mind the smell :)
*parps*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I doubt it
- he's a failed sex toy!
(according to his sig)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# pfffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I'm with Leon!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# that's so not true!
ants are the bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I missed out
"ants look like spit", because this fact has only just come to light.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# it makes all the difference!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# thanks ants!
thants!
(I helped save b3ta! extra crispy cock, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Arf
Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# hehehe
Poltergeists are apparantly so massively powerful they can traverse the physical and spititual realms...

...and they use their powers to throw cups around.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha
you should do a "mysteries of the unknown" :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# yeh..
wankers.. at least throw cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Yay!
Ants are RUBBISH and that's the proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Time for this

Fot lunch today I'm going to the burger van for a delicious roll filled with, black pudding,
bacon, a fried egg, a lorne sausage and a tattie scone, a can of sunkist all washed down
with refreshing tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# a plain salad and a tuna sandwich
and an apple and a diet coke

and some biscuits no doubt.

particularly bizzare facts today Duke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# That's a braw sandwich!
have two of those.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I did!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
#
chilled cheese’n’onion pasty with purple salad and tomatos
chicken noodles
bread with poppy seeds
jaffa cake bar
(gianthead, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Good choice of lunch!
master work!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# thank you
interesting facts today, though rather brief
(gianthead, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Hurrah!
Your roll would be awesome if it didn't have black pudding in it.

The sandwich shop had haggis and cheese paninis this morning. i REALLY wanted one, but would've had no way of heating it back up for lunchtime.

So instead today i am having a parma ham, mozerella, and tomato baguette.
i will also be having chili heatwave doritos
This will be accompanied by an oxtail cup a soup, and followed by a dark chocolate bounty and a banana, and tea.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Grand!
you should have bought one and heated it up at home.
The red doritios are chili heatwave or something, they're very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I might buy one on the way home
and heat it up for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Mmmm, parma ham.
Mmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Parma ham
is the best of all the meats!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I'm making my own
With a leg of Wild Boar.
Should be ready to eat around June
(The month not Ms Whitfield !)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Your food always sounds comletely awesome
This is no exception
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# i can't wait till he moves in
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# You're not
touching my Ham !
When it's ready I expect to win LOTD in Perpetuity !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I like to cook
Lunch is a serious matter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)
# PIZZA
.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Smashing!
what topping you you have?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Cheese
and tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# i just don't know!
Washed down with four and twenty half-pints of Kalibre!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Cor! you should have a sreak with onions and mushrooms
too much Kaliber makes the tongue go numb, I discoverd that after drinking about ten bottles one night after I stupidly agreed to drive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Tis Paddies Day so:
Baked Ham
(Marinated and Basted with a glaze made with Treacle, Stout and various herbs and spices - superb !)
Parsley Sauce
Mashed Potatoes
Savoy Cabbage

An apple (cox's) and an organic fairtrade banana (it's still Fairtrade Fortnight everyone)
/Edit : Sliced into some Custard

A bottle or two O' The Guinness

Then off to the pub for more O' The Guinness and the wearing of silly hats
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# have more guinness with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I intend to
It's £1.99 for the day in my local
(Down from £2.56)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Braw luncheon!
I wouldn't mind that
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Well, well, well
it looks like you win another lunch of the day

Congratulations and well done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Woo !
Ta very muchly.
I hope you noticed my comment about my home made Parma Ham !

*Opens Celebratory Bottle O'The Guinness*

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# No but i have now
I believe that you are Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha !
I wish !
Strangely :
forum.rivercottage.net/viewtopic.php?t=13379&highlight=
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Mmmm... lemon pepper chicken bap
and cocacola
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Again?
that's twice this week, thy must be mighty tasty
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# it's got to be a sub of the day today!
i'm really liking the Italian BMT
ham, pastrami and pepperoni

mmm biggest meatiest tastiest
or the brooklyn manhattan transit...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Grand!
I had one of those once and I didn't really enjoy but in a strange way it was delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Is there not an Oirish
Sub O'The Day ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# yeah
it's called a boat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Avoid the burger van, Duke, there lies only misery
Having not long got home from work (3 hour flier, woohoo!) I have just had a lovely stir fry of turkey, bean sprouts and mange tout, kind of Chinesey flavoured I suppose. Also a nice rocket salad with some lime juice on. And a pint of tea of course.
Edit/ Ooh almost forgot the big bag of cashews I am having as a pudding, sort of. Nutrific!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# No, I'm going to the burger van which is a 15 minute walk away
It's a quality burgr van that sells thing like venison burgers.

You have chosen your lunch well
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Ah the venison burger van! I recall such a thing from a while ago
I also recall saying venison is a bit deer and feeling equally stupid then

/never learns blog
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# haha!
I remember that
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Pizza Express margherita
(from the supermarket)
With fresh chillies & extra cheese on. Tis ace.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# They're grand pizzas
I had one of those two nights ago.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# As it's Mick's day...
... I'm going to choose something potato based. Maybe chips or some creamy mash.
Any bright ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# chips of course!
with two battered sausages and brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Irish Cocktail
Pint O'The Guinness with a Potato in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Baked potatoes
and nice cheeses. But I made chocolate and fudge covered chocolate sponge cake, as it's my girlfriend's birthday today! And I made too much, so there's mini sponges made in a Yorkshire pudding tray, covered in Fudge and chocolate. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Hurray!
your lunch is like a child's birthday party!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Chocolate mousse
tea
ice lollies
jaffa cakes
beef pasty
chips if i can find any
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Super!
not a bad lunch, a bit too sweet though. I recommend putting extra effort in for finding chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Due to my hungover state after a fine evening of French Michelin Star cuisine
I had to crawl to the greasy van for a sausage sandwich at about 11am!

so, for lunch it's just a packet of Cheese & Onion crisps and a Toffee Crisp for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# That's no use at all!
you'll barely be alive after eating that, what you need is a plate of macaroni cheese and chips.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# fear not, I will survive
I had some fine monkfish last night, accompanied by some finer wine and finished off with a couple of the finest of smooooooooth cognacs.

And at Blackpool this weekend I will be particaing of much alcoholic bevarage and many chips/pizza/etc... just to build up my strength again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# If there was such a thing as a dinner time Dave the Facts
you would win dinner of the day
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I am about to cook...


hash browns, cumberland sausages, field mushrooms, baked beans (heinz of course) and plum tomatoes. All washed down with several mugs of Yorkshire tea (my fav).

Better than yesterdays half of a cake!
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# *goes round your house*
*demands food*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# FIELD MUSHROOMS!!!!
Fuck me!
(Andropov, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
#
*hides behind sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# It's ok
You can keep the beans : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# That's a grand lunch!
have two fried eggs with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Muchas Gracias!

(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# ooh ooooh oooh
i had a cheese and coleslaw sandwich
and a craving for chili crisps which i drew down there...
and and and some raddishes, and a yoghurt and a chocolate bar and a ginger doodaa...

i went shopping
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Good work!
a vast improvement on the lunch you had on Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# *bows*
i took your advice!
gotta learn from the best of them!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# what i wouldn't give for a ginger doodaa
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# there you go
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# you are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Thanks to Sheepster
I'm consuming lots of Daft Punk.

(Prolly toast)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Braw!
Have robots with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# .
Turn off the music and go home, I repeat turn off the music and go home.

bum..tsh...bum....tsh....bum...tsh etc...
(Andropov, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# A truly EXCELLENT choice there.
*grooves*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I Too Groove
In a COBOL programmers style.
(Andropov, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# COBOL
programmers are the best of all the groovers!

*grooves*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Have Air with that
and some beans and cheese on your toast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Cheese indeed!
But beans am nasty, Dukey, they feel like eating pure Gareth Gates. Rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# No, you are wrong!
beans are good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# This!
baked beans are honking
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I got
Succulent roast pork, in between 2 slices of crusty white bread, with lashing of brown sauce.

To follow I have a Bananna and a Pear

To quench my thurst I have water from the Butt down the corridor....

Lush.......
(Andropov, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# 6 Gallons to be precise x
(Andropov, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Good sandwich!
I hope that you have three of those.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Banannas Hell Yeah!!!
(Andropov, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Oirish stew,chips,gravy,
Rice pudd'n, fruit cake and a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# That's a fine stew!
very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Have a Guinness
with that
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# i'm going to go to the deli.

i may have crayfish tails, but that seeming a bit summery, so i thinki'll go for roast chicken and avacado in a baggette, apple chips and sapeligino lemon drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Have both!
that's the plan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I really should stay home
and keep working, but I'm considering the Punjabi cafe down the road.... chaat and masala tea, oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# That's a St. Georges Day Lunch
Not a Paddies Day one silly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Yes!
go ther for a feast!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Tea
cup after cup after cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Have biscuits, crisps and cheese sandwiches with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# three teas
the biggest salty three cheese pizza i've ever eaten
yums!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Grand!
I wish I had salt pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *cums*
here ya go
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)
# i have had...
a tin of Lamb and Vegtable Big Soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter.

Oh and a biscuit 'Boost' bar.

and a cuppa tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Cor! I haven't had a biscuit boost bar in years
they're braw! and so is your tinned soup
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# two fillets of mackerel
grilled, in a tomato & onion sauce.

some carrots and some coriander rice.

an apple, an orange, a banana.

i sliced the banana into some custard.

a cup of tetleys tea.

that is all.

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Mackerel is good
you've made me decide what to have for my dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# have it mixed
with some freshly cook Tagellelli and chopped cherry toms - its ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# it is the best fish for the price
and good for you like no-one's business.

enjoy your dinner, sir Duke.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Banana and Custard !
*Goes to make custard*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)
# it's the the slut's mother as they say in Spain
feckin loverly
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# 'Tis too
Addition of sliced apple also Braw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# just
about to have my jacket and branston beans. Any other suggestion for iron rich lunches mostly welcome. My iron is too low for a homebirth apparently so now doing my best impression of popeye. Got steak tonight though!

(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Braw!
liver's full of iron I think and it's tasty too
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Spinach
Rinse, and just lightly wilt in a large frying pan (No added water)
Add butter and black pepper to taste
Serve with anything.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
#
freshly squished lemon juice
a croissant
a pain au chocolat
warm muffins
one half jaffa cake
some old cheese

and a pint of milk to wash things down
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Rather nice lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# You sir, would enjoy South London's finest sandwich bar
But I'm not going to tell you where it is.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Mars
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# "houston, we have the cdc in site now. commencing decent. initiate foreskin thrusters"
.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# that's interesting because I have foreskin thrusters
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# ahem
sight.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Ahem
Descent
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Noon all....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# I don't fucking get it
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Oh dear....
It's just me then.... :o(

Maybe like a POW it's been poorly executed...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# It appears to
care to explain for people who don't know who either of these people are?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Goldie
But Clifford? Isn't he the poker dealer from Ocean's 11 in BG?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Big Red Dog
103% of pure-bred fact
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Cliford Price is he's real name.....
Before he was Goldie. So named because of his teeth...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# and Johnny Hard Bastard is?
who exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I thought it was
because he liked the old Blue Peter pets.

Edit: you know, Petra, Shep, Joey and Goldie.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# ackslee...
he got his name because of his beautiful blonde hair. from "goldilocks", innit?
(electricteeth, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Ah right
has goldie got gold teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Well I think
this is good, so hoorays!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I get it - woo
Put your money where your mouth is.
fills teeth in with gold.

next week - guy puts a hard jonny in his mouth.
I'll might miss that one - pop down the shop for something.
(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Now how could this be offensive????


No, really, it's cute, it's funny but it's never offensive!
(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Eejit!
they'll blow up your Embassy (number ones)
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# That's WOO!

*bums irish embassey*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Pffft!
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# hurray
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# tis great t'be sure!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# soopoib
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# There should be a Paddy's Day compo
Then I could win it, eh??
(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# awww...
look at da liddle fella!

(He must american, one of them 3rd generation 'Irish' that come out of the woodwork on paddy's day) - fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Its no more offensive than
this
(Tpaz, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Meanwhile at Sandhurst
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Silly Harry
Boot is not condom
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# they don't like it up 'em!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Certainly not if it's that big!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Hehe,
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# is that Bronson?
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Nah,
it's Mr Adolph.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Is that Matt Dawson
in the centre?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Dunno,
was he at Sandhurst with Harry?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Doubt it
most days he's to be seen muppeting his way around a rugby pitch for England
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Enough Already...
Doesn't look very Arian to me... perhaps that's why Adolf's avoiding looking at him
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Looks like
Ralph Little to me
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# look
at that chinless gimp in the middle! :D

I can almost here him say - "Bloody Nice Chap"
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# He's not a Colour Sergeant you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# cat humour...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)
# also david badiels cat
possibly ex-cat..
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# and me!
Baddiel should take it back to the pet shop...

/python
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# not really my lunch. wish it were.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:17, archived)
# you give me good sensations!
*munches*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Poor you.
You'll be wanting a sandwich to go with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# well i had a cheese and coleslaw sandwich
that was nice
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Ooh
nice!

And the drawing's pretty good, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# thanks
!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Braw!
Have chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)
# oooooh i dont have chips
but i have some potato smilies. theyre great!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# WOO!
that a grand picture, but i suggest a more substantial lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# ta-da!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# great nipples!
its as if they glow!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)
# i was tweeking them for hours :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# BRAW!

nicely down.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# i had to just post it
or i would of been playing around with it all day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# wouldn't we all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# heh heh!
not bad for just a mouse
my graphics tablet hasn't worked since the day i got here
damn crap IT staff
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# braw!
he's been playing with his nips again I see

edit/oh, that was you, you naughty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# *tweeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Tremendous colouring
of a lovely drawing. Well done Mr Testicles, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# admit it
you love the nipples :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# The nipples
are officially The Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# i might have an ainsley harriot
chocolate heaven bar
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Ainsley harriot is a cockface
But his chocolate heaven bars are delicious
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# very
true!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# They always look so appealing
but they're stuffed with msg.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# They can


Went to Knosley Safari Park yesterday in the cold and this Llama made me chuckle
(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Llama s look stupid
100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# ha ha!
silly 4dam
mirror not zoo
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Haha
Silly ironman
Mirror is not a Monitor
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Carp cannae bite
what a beautiful llama
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Yay for llamas!
and other camelidae
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)
# yay!! knowsley safari park!
went there as a kid and the urangutangs pissed on my uncles car!

It was master!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# more mindpiss.......... but it is cakie time


off to greggs
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Yum cakies
(tefu, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)
# is that a doug de bourdox?
spelling may be off

my friend stu has one, 14 stone of a slobbery beast
but i love him to bits
and the dog
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)
# blimey
that's a big dog...
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)
# it's the same as the dog from turner and hooch
he is a giant, but soppy as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:05, archived)
# one of these mo fos?

Is a very big dog. (Dogue De Bordeaux)

My missus is a vet nurse. She has hundred of em come into work, cuz Kingstanding they have big dogs. orrible things hwne not trained right. Or bought up as guard dogs. lovely otherwise

The dog up there isn't one I don't think. could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# almost
bigger chops though, that hang off the face
that looks more bull terrier like

am trying to get a photo off my phone onto the puter
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Apparntly
That is a D-D-B

I got it off a pet site

and this one off crufts


and looking at it that one above may well be now. Apologies and all that shiz
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# here's Leon
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I prefer
cakies myself.

with a cherry.
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)
# cherry bakewells?
or those iced danish things
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)
# bakewells..
are the spawn of satans bunghole.

Bring me a danish! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:05, archived)
#
I like the diced anishes.
(tefu, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)
# not a patch on Crow time
but have this woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:05, archived)
# *rubs lamp*
*wishes there was a Greggs in Camden*

*tosses lamp away*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)
# *ducks*
watch where you're chucking things!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:08, archived)
# *mallards*
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Doggie!
i really miss mine. *sniffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)
# but i shall see them on sunday!
yay! just before rushing off to see Jethro Tull.
*bounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)
# phew....!
i thought you meant he was in doggy heaven for a moment there!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:17, archived)
# I have a love/hate relationship with Greggs.
On one hand they are cheap and convenient.

On the other hand, the food is utter filth, the staff are stupid and obnoxious, the queues go out the door and the choice is uninspiring.

But the pink-topped cakes are nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:10, archived)
# the staff in the local one here
are the most retarded bunch of idiots i've ever met!
although i do love a cheesey bean and sausage pasty...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:11, archived)
# They sacked one spacktard last week
and somehow managed to find someone even worse to replace her with here in Blackheath.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:13, archived)
# there is an old dear in our one
who likes to chat to each customer for at least 5 mins
no matter how rammed the shop is!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:14, archived)
# the one nearest me
is next to a much better shop called 'the cornish pasty shop', that sells cornish pasties. greggs gets not business.
for it is utter shyte.
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Cakie time!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I bloody love this compo....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)
# pffft
that's a lovely poem
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Lovely.



(I feel a little bit ill)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:05, archived)
# hahahaha - Ning Pickle!
good job you didn't see my other entries then :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I've seen many of them while lurking.
This compo was made for you, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)
# yeah. I think it may have been......:)
But then, I haven't been truly sick for months, I'm just going back to my roots, and having a change from the joke strips.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
(Are you saying your roots are sick pictures of sex toys marketed by serial killers? Yay!)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:08, archived)
# yeah...pretty much....
..fancy a date?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:11, archived)
# *moistens*
Do I!?!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:13, archived)
# hurrah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)

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