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# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Needs more
violence.

Woo though, excellent animation.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Yes agreed
I wanted to make him smash into a million pieces but the animation size was already gigantic
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:50, archived)
# I'm only jumping on the Blaine-Hate-waggon really,
it would be fun to watch him die horribly though.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:08, archived)
# nice work
a bit of blood would be nice though :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:50, archived)
# oooh pretty
but under the terms of the sale of goods act it needs some actual wee
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:52, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:53, archived)
# less rolling
more splattering
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:52, archived)
# is rooney injured?
did Prescott have an affair?
IS THERE A WHALE IN THE THAMES?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:55, archived)
# a whale? in the Thames?
that's just crazy talk.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Bumberclart.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Bloodclart
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Queen Mother?
DEAD?

Hitler, INVADED POLAND?!!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:00, archived)
# The King's married an American divorcee and abdicated!!??
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Harold, shot in the eye with an arrow?!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:02, archived)
# to wine?
he turned WHAT into wine?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:07, archived)
# oh well done!
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(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Arf!



(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Are you certain about that?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Hold, on I'll just ask the cat
I've got in this box here...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Why does tinypic not work for me?!
It wont even let me open their website homepage, so i cant witness your fp fabulousness.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I have no idea
but the fp is nothing special.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Haha!
Well it made me giggle aloud :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:20, archived)
# er... stonking bad case of hummus non-itis today so have this
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Mr Booja Booja says
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I hate truffles....
soft gritty things with the texture of something I'd rather not mention (as I am having a nice cup of tea)

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:36, archived)
# these weren't truffles
they were chocolate gingers. Which he doesn't seem to be advertising anymore.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ginger should be used only in
Mcvities ginger nuts, for tea dunking.

any other use should be banned.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:38, archived)
#
these choccies are top notch
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:39, archived)
# like these?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:40, archived)
# yus, chrystalised ginger.
not to everyone's taste I admit, and being diabetic I shouldn't really eat them at all ever. Except maybe Christmas, when diabetes stops working.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:43, archived)
# both my sister and dad are diabetic, and it never stops them....
but then again they do keep an eye on what they eat... except at christmas.


and easter.


and any day with a Y in it.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:45, archived)
# What about Green and Black's
organic dark chocolate coated ginger biscuits?

You can't not like them...

edit - here
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:41, archived)
# I've never heard of those but they sound divine
/loves the Lully Green & Blacks
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:42, archived)
# 'fraid so... it stems (coughy)
from my childhood.. my old aunty offered us some sweets and we took some without looking what it said on the box...

6 years old - expecting nice things and to be met with extra strong ginger bits was a bit of a culture shock....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I've always thought
Green and Black's Coated Ginger Biscuits sounds like the name of a politically incorrect dance troupe from the music hall era
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
genius
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:52, archived)
# ta!
oooh I know what I meant to ask you - I always thought Jeff Mangum of Neutral Milk Hotel was the King of Carrot Flowers? Have you bought the title from him?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Not quite...
I've borrowed it till he gets his groove back (sometime in 2016...).
It's never off my stereo at the moment so it seemed apt.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:01, archived)
# You have excellent taste.
Have you read the book recently published about the album? (I get a namecheck in there! Woooo!)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Got it on order from amazon!
Cool, I'll look out for you, what's the connection? Festivals?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:07, archived)
# yes indeed
they played a now legendary live set at the Terrastock festival I put on in 1997
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Wow!
Now, THAT's a claim to fame!

There's some super bootlegs here for anyone who's curious.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:14, archived)
# hahahaha !
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:52, archived)
# What a naawty puppey !
CHUMP HIM !!!!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# CHUMPDOGBEAR!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:38, archived)
# half chump
half dog, half bear?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:47, archived)
# are you serial?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I'm SUPER serial
*stamps feet*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:55, archived)
# heh,
that rather suits him.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:38, archived)
# ^^ that
arf..
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Chuuuuuuuuuuuuump!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:46, archived)
# small dog
or large staircase?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:47, archived)
# You have the makings of a gameshow there
right there
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:49, archived)
# small staircase
odd perspective
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:49, archived)
# any moment
that mutt will be smooshed in the big fan!

/hull
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:49, archived)
# sshhhh.......OOm!!
CHUDDERDUDDER!

rudderdudder dud... du...

spletch, spletch.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
lovely

*tries to click
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Is that
some sort of canine transvestive, dressing in kitty ears?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Romantic gestures - part 1
Always leave her a romantic post-it note on her bed-side pillow.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# bed-side pillow?
do you roll over a lot in your sleep?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# lot #53
a pair of chinese willow plates
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:47, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:16, archived)
# o rly
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
not bad . . . not worth a click though . . .


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Excellent !
V.woo !

that film disturbs me though "Geooorgieeee.....
Geooooorgina !!"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:20, archived)
# hello
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Hello luvvy ! Are you well ?
Love Jasper btw !
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I was in a stuck for something to do mood
and then DoP's suggestion hit a chord, what with me being a raccoon and in the TRASH and all...


(ta)

but now I've got loads of work to do again
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:24, archived)
# yeah...me too :(
thought I'd grab a quick half hour on the board whilst I could !
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Yippee!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Aww !
Arrrgh 20th....hang on !

*checks diary*

edit / Bloody knackers I'm at a Wedding !!!! I knew it....no...no...no !

*stamps feet*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Gah!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I don't believe it !
Snot fair ! I thought it was the end of May...

Woo to pic though

*sulks*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:36, archived)
# We'll have to arrange summat else . . .


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:39, archived)
# haha
loves this, and Prezza.
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and cheese.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:20, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:23, archived)
# ho ho ho
no really, HO!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Hee hee !
Tracey Temple has the face of Torvill


poor cow
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:22, archived)
# and the body of Dean . . .


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:23, archived)
# pfft !
*hugs* I've been away sooooo long !
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:24, archived)
# I know ( now you mention it )
it's a bugger to find pictures of her and after I finished failing to make it look painted all I can see is the pregnant dumb one from the office in Green Wing!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:24, archived)
# spooky and true
or Julia Davies from Nighty Night
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# hooorah!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Woo!
If the Labour Party really was a movie, I bet it would star Steve Martin or Adam Sandler or someone.

I like the fact that Blair is saying it wasn't their fault and that it was an inherited problem. Just how many terms in power do they need before things start being their fault and not what's left over from the Tories?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellente! I love that film.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:24, archived)
# nice rumble
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Thankies
Also from my Comic Sans period... Queef Chegwin
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
I hate Tracey Temple's face
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# is it coz I is white?
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thumb for Leningrad vs Dinosaurs( and no-one else )

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:12, archived)
# ah! now i get it
its cause hes white

roffle
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Alright, what the fucks going on?!
Pasanonic gets a front page in 9 days!
And it isn't even in the popular list?

Do you know how hard I worked on that fucking shark?!

I'm going to my room to cut myself


In other news, Well done Pasanonic, is that some kind of a record?

Woo! Yay! Hooplah! Panowie!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:19, archived)
# perhaps if you cared less
you might live longer?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:21, archived)
# perhaps if
I drove slower, slept more and didn't jump off buildings I would too, but pfffft!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:23, archived)
# it may have something to do with the fact it was over 300k
general recommendations for animations are 250k or under
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:22, archived)
# I'm going to have to remove that shark reference,
people are getting the wrong idea about my congratumalations
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:24, archived)
# he he, it was a CRACKING animation though
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:25, archived)
# shame it won't go smaller
although I can do that as a wmv, can we host WMVs? please? please?

Think of the possibilites
(and the noob errors and bandwidth hell)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:29, archived)
# it's brilliant
now stick some scanlines on it and it might be small enough.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I actually, and very spazmically
just removed two frames to drop it by the 7k necessary.

ha ha ha ha ha. never mind.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:36, archived)
# PEAROAST!!! cause u iz white


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:39, archived)
# For Dukey



(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
#
"Raccoons can carry Baylisascaris roundworm, distemper, and rabies. Of the approximately 8,000 documented animal rabies cases in the United States, raccoons constitute approximately 50%"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:11, archived)
# No, that is incorrect
Dave the Hat can carry Baylisascaris roundworm, distemper, and rabies. Of the approximately 8,000 documented people rabies cases in the United States, Dave the Hat constitutes approximately 5000%

Urethral scrapes
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:12, archived)
# You dropped this :)
"Urethral scrapes Duke"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:14, archived)
# now that's a FACT!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:15, archived)
# who?
.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:15, archived)
# *glowers*


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:16, archived)
# just urine extracting
been wanting to use that one for a while
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:19, archived)
# That's what owls say
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Oh, Jasper!
you should have used a proper helmet instead of you mother's best soup pan. You'll never learn.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha! Yay!
Sill Jasper!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Better late than never....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:14, archived)
# you are truly sick


;)™
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:15, archived)
# I actually started off with the intention of doing
a nice one today, but drifted off course somewhere....

/edit note: NOBODY ACTUALLY FUCKED THE CAT TODAY
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:17, archived)
# *sniff* ...beautiful
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:18, archived)
# that is truly beautiful
I am weeping the tears of a girl!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Did you steal her tear ducts?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I tore her duck seal
or somesuch...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Silly Jasper!
When will he ever learn?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Woo!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Yay for raccoons !
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:18, archived)
# RABBITZ!
*grabs*

*huggies*


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:20, archived)
# such is life
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# ahhh,
wanking in to the sun
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# tzzzsssss....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# the 'official' soundeffect

for wanking in to the sun.

Well done
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:08, archived)
# What could be more wonderful than that?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Shitting off a cliff?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:08, archived)
# on to a duck
PWNT!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:10, archived)
# ...which is itself having a shit
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:11, archived)
# beat that
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Shitting on the moon
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Only if it's Button Moon.
Or a Moon of Mongo. Teh Moon doesn't count.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:11, archived)
# I was thinking of
Keith Moon's rotting fetid corpse.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:13, archived)
# My elastics are very rude.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# How rude!
Rude is woo!
Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# so now Charles Clark is getting tough . . .



(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Arf
That's fab!
*clicks*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# yo hoho!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# and a bottle of port?


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Monsieur Dave
Wiz zese puns you are really spoiling us!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# hoots
we're on form today
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# you are!
I'm rubbish!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# any port in a storm
*bums*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
oh my god woo yay (:
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha! Grand!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-rg!
AAAARG!!!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# haha
loony toons!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Arrrgh !
Haha !
Belated Woo/Hugs :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Yay!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Oof!
That's pure pain in a jar.
Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I thought they deported Cat Stevens for being a terrorist?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Boyzone show their support
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# That was Take That

what sung that
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# haha
damn lol
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# edit quick
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# ha ha ha ha h
*sends back to drawing board



*calls everyone to come and point
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# damn it i saved the image without vectors
I would need to start again... which i dont intend on doing.. IMHO: Close enough
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# I think it is admirable
that you knew no better!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# ha ha!
with a GW inspired name, it
hardly increases any street cred...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# GW?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# my centipedes exactly?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Ahahahaha!!!
pffft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# there is no
excuse for a man knowing that

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:56, archived)
# no

One of the biggest selling songs of the last how ever many years should have passed me by completely.

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# are you about to
throw a hissy fit?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
no :D
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# POOOOOOOOUFATAH!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Shut it you
and get back to facehumping the boy below
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
you're still jealous of my i-sketch prowess!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# am not

so there
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# *tickuls*
I'm on again tonight . . . about 6-9ish


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I have some zombies to build
in 3d, but I may pop by
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# <^> This
:)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# "An exciting tale thats hard to swallow"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# you are meant
to 'shop pictures chap

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(you are joking right?)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# yes
it did amuse me
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# It looks like DTH
that just gave him a taste of his medicine


*DTH likeness is coincidental and not a slanderous 'shop
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# blimmeh
it does too
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Cor!
you're not wrong!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# an old career
as an artists model Dave?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Brillo Pads
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# ouch...
!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# mmm...abrasively fresh
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I gusset those'll hurt.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
*gives anus a good rub down*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Silly ironman!
Bum is not fanny!

still, not a bad thing to give it a scrubbing once in a while.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# huu hum
front bottom
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# But it can be a mangina.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# but fanny is bum
in armorica!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Fanny packs.
pfffft

[edit] should we call homeless people fannies then?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# no
hobo hobo hobo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Ya doity bum!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# BIG ISSUE!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Santa with a mouth full of sprouts?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# What an appropriate username . . .
Arf! Woo!

EDIT: Hahahahaha! Ironman! This is my 47,000th! BAH!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# haha
took me a minute to understand!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# rasp box?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# ouch!!!

*runs away*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Abrasive for her pleasure
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# give her a
real reason to whinge

*runs*

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Lets see them
rollerblade and walk a dog now
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# hee hee
them
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# how uncomfortable!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaha
oh my god
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# I only just notice
that came from a bottle of appropriately red wine...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# classy
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# haha
better than draculas tea bags

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# haha exquisite
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:24, archived)
# pffft
*just scoured*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha
I had an ex that could have done with them!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# some baked-on grease
up her cunt?

edit/ by the way, it was entirely inspired by you saying "brillo" earlier!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:08, archived)
#

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# denizens being used as bowling pins
pleeeeeeeeeeease?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Anything with denizens
Those scary little fuckers are great!

edit - hordes of them on motorcycles jumping the grand canyon* towing a bound Scarlet behind them...

*or Cheddar Gorge if on a budget
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# ^This
Jack in control please
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# More googly-eyed hats
for us to pinch!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# This^^
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# can we have a sexy Racoon for the TRASH association please?
:)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# This^
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Congrats on reaching 15,000 posts


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# hahah - oops he missed it!
and yes, congrats
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# oh bollox
did i just fly past it?

i knew i would
oh well, i will celebrate my 20k instead
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:36, archived)
# we are so alike....
*sidles closer...*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# if it's going to be traditional nekkid
wait for 100k...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# that's at least another 18 months away!
i wana get nekid NOW!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# do it!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# a naked chorus line
of sexy nuns
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# like this
?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ooh
sexy :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Funk Force 5!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# John Prescott
ejaculating copiously into Charles Clarke's face, gripping his ears and gurning like a fucking mule!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ^ or this
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# ^^ Twice!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# IN THE FACE!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# COR
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# normally I'd also try and 'shop your suggestions,
but this?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# you will be too hard to see the monitor?


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# most likely
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# This!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# ocelotification machine
*relurks*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Doccity!!!!
how's EWE?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:36, archived)
# You ain't seen me... right? *taps nose*
But, I shall attempt to return for DtF tomorrow, w*rk permitting...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Cheese.
Wearing a bra and looking furtive.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# or furtive wearing a bra looking cheesy
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Mmmm...
...bears in bras.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# A sexy polar bear
with a cheesy grin
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# sexy chess pieces
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Close....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# An eskimoo
climbing out a sewer in Bristol.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# You a Bristolian then?
We never seem to have a B3ta Bristol Bash...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# There was a b3ta Bristol bash?
When?!

*rereads*
... oh :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Exactly
Accrington Stanley?...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I WANT A BRISTOL BASH!
/caps
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# tom cruise being
attacked by aliens
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# A graphic explanation
of where the shuddering fuck the "Fish with Mace" thing came from in the first place....

or some sexy nuns.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# You're asking the wrong person.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# The Mekon, on a Spacehopper.
Like this:


Only... you know, good and stuff.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha!!
i love it!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# a giant panda-girl leaping out of a big cake
...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
#
with stupidly oversized tits
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# If you insist
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# london acorn massacre
with squirrels
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# the big green pant soiling machine
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# a pangolin
nature's WTF.

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# ooooh....
....it's like an armadillo that's been exposed to gamma rays....and made angry....cool
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# they are 80ft tall and eat tanks.*
utter, utter lies.

[edit] but this is true

"The pangolin's scales are razor-sharp, and provide extra defense for this reason. Although not their primary weapon, the powerful legs of pangolins—used for digging through hard ground—are strong enough to break a human leg in one blow. The front claws of the pangolin are so long, they are unsuited for walking, and so the pangolin walks in a hunched-over manner on its hind legs, balanced by its large tail. The pangolin can also emit a noxious smelling acid from glands near the anus, similar to the spray of a skunk"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Lies or no.....
....t'would make a great movie!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# that's a mammal?!
it looks like a pint sized colossus!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I love pangolins
Best of the animals.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Jasper the racoon with a saucepan stuck on his head
sitting in the doctor's waiting room tapping his watch because he's been sitting there for and hour and a half. If only jasper had used a proper helmet instead of his mother's best soup pan.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# tsk...not AGAIN. That's the 3rd time this week he has done that.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# He'll never learn
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# A rat girl on a space hopper!
Pleeease.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# An old man, having fallen asleep on his favourite armchair
after a wank over some dodgy 70's porn. His flacid cock is still lying drooped across his hand with the remenants of his ejaculate slowly drying on the tip.

His pet cat comes into the room and starts licking away at the salty goodness with his rough tongue, just as the mans wife comes down to see why he's not yet in bed.

Waking him up to her screaming, the old man, sick to death of the whining old trout, batters her to death with the cat.

He then proceeds to rape his wifes lifeless corpse, whilst his tears fall down upon her cold dead cheeks.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:10, archived)
# stop arseing around and get on with sequential art
much woo to shithouse btw, just discovered it
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:20, archived)
# those gays keep falling over
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:31, archived)
# TEHIR ALL GHEY
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# they want to fall over
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Superdave?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# PHROAAARR!!
*rubs thighs*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# yay!
a true hero for the modern age. to all those criminals who thought "Anything Goes", NOT ON DAVE'S WATCH!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# he appears to have many super-hero personas...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Heh
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# That made me laugh loads
I'd not seen that before!

woo

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# looks rather
emo to me

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# looks like a bummer to me
*runs*

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Feckin' 'ell!
Can I have that for me profile please! thass ACE!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# yes you can
:)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Does this make Tutt his sister?


And a woo for you.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# that is all of the woo!
*throws flowers on stage*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Gosh that's a bit of good work!
woo to the power of 10
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# that is the scariest thing i've ever seen!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Perfect time to repost my b3ta league pic...
if I could remember where I put it
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Cant edit posts but...
anyone got this cached? Its from ages ago but Im feeling lucky
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# oh yeah - the link would help
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# cor!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# question
Hi. I am trying to post a picture with firefox, but it doesn't really seem to work. Do any of you friendly B3tans know how to slove this problem? Thank you in advance for your friendly answer.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# answer: not in this thread
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# with you?
no not really
go and sit in the corner
here is your Dunce hat
and no smiling at Jenkins
He's in big trouble too!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
#


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# ha ha!!
*bums*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Yes I'm very happy
Now go shove a lawnmower up your cunt you shitting fuckface.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Flymo?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Alaska
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Insult time!
You stupid...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# you are a dick

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
That's almost as funny as your user name.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Depends how big your cock is?
Pffft you did it the wrong way round you fanny!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Your gay
And so is your cock. You cock.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Nice work

Have a woo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:24, archived)
# ha ha!
i can still hear the jingle too!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Bom bom bom bom
Doo do do dooooo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Click it! Click it hard!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:26, archived)
# surely
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:31, archived)
# That works too
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# seeing as you asked...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:26, archived)
# "Fuck right off, thank you very much
I need someone with the human touch"

/Spice Girls
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# funny, i don't remember that bit!
(;
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Nonce

Nonce, nonce, nonce, nonce, nonce
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Yes, his contribution to modern
telecommunications is immense.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# lolololo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:31, archived)
# ha ha!
Cheer up Hugatu!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# You field this one Penn...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# haha,
excellent, if everyone spoke that clearly deaf folk would have no trouble learning lip-reading.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Hmmm...
Not a lot of friendly answers. Thank you and have a nice day!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# LOL u kept changin' the question! ROFL!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:10, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# hahahahaahahha
you've been awfully quiet!

'ning sir

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# 'ning sir,
yup, had lots to do
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# I'm now officially bored
All w*rk finished for now
and my eyes hurt due to excessive contact lens wearage
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# oh
i thought hoped you'd died or something...
;) TM
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# no 'tm'
*cries*

fackin' quick ninja editing there ;-)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# fingers like lightning my good sir!
*zzaps*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# You're really on one today, aren't you?


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
# He's been in a right strop
ever since i got a front page.......
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:21, archived)
#
i'm not a pacifist
i don't pass a fit
i don't pass when it comes to passing fists!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Top notch! Woo!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# tee hee
I bet it was some foreign person what did it.

Foreigners are responsible for 129.3% of all known crimes!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# That is from a Daily Mail headline
AICMFP
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:21, archived)
# it probably was
it's the despicable foreign minority that give the decent, honest, hardworking British majority of murderers, paedophiles and rapists a bad name.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Excellent.
Remember kids, all crimes can be solved by spraying the scene then looking through an orange sweety wrapper.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:19, archived)
# pffffffffffffffft

*still wating for those swears...*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:19, archived)
# calm the fuck down, you'll get em.... ;-)
that's 4 now.... dare I ask you how the D.T. went yesterday?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:21, archived)
#
nevermind...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:26, archived)
#
***Confoosled***
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# ermmmm
fucking no.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# you made a sweary!
/does that cancel out mine ;-)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I'm guessing you'll be getting a scooter then
*titters*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# oh that's very good sir!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# superb.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Popular bash

BTW, Nice tits, Dave
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Thanks!

EDIT: Have fun! /is really Jealous!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Looking good, Dave!
What's that on your head?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Googley EYES!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# 'ello
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Ace!
Lovely it is too
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Thankies!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:10, archived)
# YOU!
Get to Derby be-yatch
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# *fondles*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# heh
someone did that to Dave's tits on Saturday, and nearly got mashed.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Get me another pint will you?
Someone drank this one

*waits*

*waits some more*
(god, it takes ages to get served at that bar!)

*gets pint*
Cheers mate!


...*throws in face*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# *opens wide*
mmm that hit the spot
fook me it's hot in the office today!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# GAZ
IM ME
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Low Poly!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Aloha miss
I just considered something. Results regarding your proposed...experiment will have to wait a while as I have no intent of explaining to anyone nearby why I'm inserting foreign objects into my colon. :|
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Best enjoyed in peace ;)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:11, archived)
# indeed!
and get at least three plausible excuses cued up just in case


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# not a stranger to this then Dave?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# I had this itch...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *writes down*

'LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! A MAN INJECTING YOU WITH HALLUCINATORY DRUGS!' is a goodun . . .


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
# "Just practicing my colonoscopy skills..."
"But you don't do colonoscopies."
"So?"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# *reads back*
Christ!

Notably, Women don't have prostate glands. Therefore bum play should only be pleasurable to males.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# ??
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# ha ha!
great hat sir!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Pah!
He nicked it off me . . . and I nicked it off JJ


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# i don't like your one though
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# *administers good kicking*


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# *feels a faint waft of hot air*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Thanks to JJ and DTH
freebies hat rip-off Co.inc
*edit* now with added googley eyes
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# WHAT!?
We were just enjoying a girl's night out!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# been to another bash then?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# clearly
you can see me to Jessie's right . . .


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# you're like a bloody shadow
*fetches scalpel*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# EEP
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# just don't struggle and it should be fine
*tries to steady hands*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
# use a chainsaw instead!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# who is the guy in the
background?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# The 3rd most famous b3tan in the world
*SuperDave...




*may not actually be SuperDave
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# LOL!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Don't worry, I forgive you..
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# is rik on fire?
hehhehe
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# ha ha!
*hides matches*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:11, archived)
# That Jessie and her keeerrrazzzy meth
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
# arf!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# pfffffft!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:24, archived)
# hahahaha!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# I like this!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:58, archived)
# he's a bit active isn't he?
nice animation!!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Looks more like
Prescott to me

But thinner
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# oops
I think you're right

(I hadn't noticed)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:02, archived)
# oh yeah
hahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:02, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# crikey he has lost weight!
all that dancing must be good

and for my next threadjack
is this a piss take?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# my sources say perhaps
but I am constantly astounded by the political beliefs of the American right, so probably not.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# I was reading it
thinking this can't possibly be serious
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# heh, yes
"ShelleyTheRepublican.com is a satirical entertainment web site."
shelleytherepublican.com/meaning-and-purpose.html
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# bollocks
I should maybe stop blocking pop-ups

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# hehe
i was on a mission to find out for sure... i've ended up over there a few times over the last few weeks, all links from different people in relative states of outraged-ness
it's very well done
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# he's got allll the right moves.
*funks*

woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# ha ha! WOO!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# hurrah
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# *hugs*
/semi stalker
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Woo!
Thass FAB!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Look at him go!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# ace.
I love it.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# dance
magic dance!

brilliance.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Totally unrelated to anything
and I apologise for a new thread, but I didn't want to jack people's threads.

How do you edit your profile, with all the jazz? Where do you add the HTML to? Is it in the main "About Me" section?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# i love ducks too
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# *gives freebs a good ducking*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# *gooses*
sorry, wrong type of aquatic fowl.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Best of all the animals!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# awww
so kind, thank you thank you!!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# CSS magic
try: www.djol.co.uk/b3ta/bpma/
now delete this post you naughty monkey!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# The answers to this and to life itself
exists in the FAQ. Top right, next to blind threadwasting fecker. ;-)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

In the profile bit
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# pffft
ace
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Nice one
You had a choice between posting in someone else's thread, thereby not pushing someone's work off the board and not pissing anybody off OR ignoring the FAQ, not bothering to read the bit at the top of the page which says 'update your profile' and wasting a thread.

And you chose to be a knob.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# This^^
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Ironically
people were complaining about the size of the picture that got pushed off
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Two wrongs
don't make a right.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Ooooh you bugger
Have a repost from last night
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# I forgot I did this
I quite like it
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
How random!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha, paint it black - huzzah!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# cor!
Thasaxe

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Yay!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# that's ace.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Sexy time in the repost thread!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Cor!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:57, archived)

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