nah just round me mums
she cooked me a roast dinner bless her cottons
spose i should go and be a bit more socialable...
oh, and i got a date with my new stalker
phoned her tonight and she's mad as hatters
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:46,
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spose i should go and be a bit more socialable...
oh, and i got a date with my new stalker
phoned her tonight and she's mad as hatters
so that's what happens!
he's had a shedload off of me, the bugger!
that am most woo :)
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:46,
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that am most woo :)
I loved it :)
it's how a movie of a game should be made..in my opinion
very dark and spooky :)
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Thu 4 May 2006, 21:01,
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it's how a movie of a game should be made..in my opinion
very dark and spooky :)
Another spin-off, from a Galaxy far, far away..
product of a bored mind
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:38,
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product of a bored mind
Hahaha
are you one of those people with a 'Han shot first' t-shirt?
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:41,
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Not much of a starwars fan
What's this 'shot first' stuffses all about?
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:41,
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hehe
original theatrical realease is on the way. Gotta buy the remastered DVDs again though.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:42,
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cheers
anything that gives people an excuse for copious pearoasting! ;)
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:50,
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Oooh Matron!
EDIT: Valefar? What about Shivee? Or Ofrit?
Lolzords
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:30,
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Lolzords
Because, Your Lordship...
Aerixis is already taken. (And also, I'm male.)
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Thu 4 May 2006, 21:23,
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i'm recieving an awful redex here
no, wait, not anymore.
nice pic!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:36,
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nice pic!
Woo to your pic too!
(didnt woo it in earlier post)
*apologises*
*commits sepukku*
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:36,
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*apologises*
*commits sepukku*
apology accepted
just don't commit bukkake on my shed, it's newly creosoted
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:37,
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the actual pixel art belongs to Ironman Tetsuo
I added a few bits and animated it, but it's not quite ready. Glad you like it
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:36,
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credit where credit's due
can't have anyone thinjing I'm some sort of pixel genius
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:42,
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cheers chief :)
top class FP you got there too, I actually gurned :)
*note to self, look up 'gurned'*
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:35,
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*note to self, look up 'gurned'*
...it's the way he is still smiling even after his head has been stoved in that makes it so amusing
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:30,
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jeremy can always smile
cause he knows the secrets of magical anus space
100& of facts
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:33,
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100& of facts
Hahaha!
class...although this anim could use some extra frames, where the rope lands on top of him
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:38,
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aye, i was thinkin that
but then i needed to skin up and ropes is hard to do :)
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These things are good:
ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun, shining on my face.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:17,
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PFFT
the missus won`t let me watch Mask
.. where`s Swaza when you need his RD anim..
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:19,
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the missus won`t let me watch Mask
.. where`s Swaza when you need his RD anim..
SCIENCE!
Excellently woo! However, it's only in Texas that you're allowed to marry shrews (and boff livestock).
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:04,
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Ah
no, you see, the shrews are married to each other. I do believe that is true in Texas though.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:05,
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oh yes
I see. My own fantasies of marrying a shrew got in the way there.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:08,
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Shrews cannot marry other shrews!
It's in the Bible! (1 Kevin 169:Q)
You may, however, eroticize all the groam you please. (Kumquats 11:5-9)
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:06,
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You may, however, eroticize all the groam you please. (Kumquats 11:5-9)
QUESTION FOR SELLER:
Can the shrews be purchased seperately?
Thanks
Mugatu
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:07,
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Thanks
Mugatu
hahahahaha!
lovely, beautiful groam.
Groam refreshes those parts the other stuff can't reach.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:16,
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Groam refreshes those parts the other stuff can't reach.
Hahaha, beautiful
Can't wait for the slightly more pleasant cybermen either, that episode is going to rule
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:00,
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it is a 2 parter - with trigger from 'only fools' as the mad evil boffin!
/rumour has it they are back for the season finale as well, but this is unconfirmed
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well, if the season finale rumour is to be believed, I can live with Trigger in the initial two parter
/incidentally, Trigger lives only 20 minutes from me. A very nice chap indeed for getting involved in local events
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:11,
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his daughter was a babe
.. in fact she may still be
.. and may still live at home
... em.. looking for a lodger?
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:16,
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.. and may still live at home
... em.. looking for a lodger?
If she's not available I can hook you up with current world champion Fernando Alonso
Surely there's not a man alive who could resist that slightly gimpish on-and-off facial hair and bad sun glasses?
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:17,
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had Pete Sampras
learned the hard way that hairy monkeymen are too rough in bed
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:26,
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Fair enough
I'll phone him and tell him the date's off, though he doesn't take rejection too well.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:30,
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ha ha ha, emily lloyd, yes, she was ok,
probably still pops round for sunday dinner ;-)
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:18,
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I`m waiting for the racist variation by yer man down there .. \/
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:12,
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hahahah
Phwoar, there is nothing like a man with a hairy arse.
But i want to see what Billie Piper gets up to with her webcam.
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But i want to see what Billie Piper gets up to with her webcam.
This
www.dogzonline.com.au/breeds/profile.asp?dog=14026
[edit] Or this:
aldo063.free.fr/26%20septembre2003/billy%20piper/
Warning: Nipples!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:10,
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[edit] Or this:
aldo063.free.fr/26%20septembre2003/billy%20piper/
Warning: Nipples!
Hah!
*Claps* Kick-ass, but ever so slightly scary.
Just the way I like it. :D
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:11,
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Just the way I like it. :D
congrats are in order my good friend!
what a great FP post!
WOO YAY and motherfookin HOOPLAH!!!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:21,
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WOO YAY and motherfookin HOOPLAH!!!
David Tennant is miles better than that shitty previous one
Great pic, congrats on frontpage :P
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ok this just a tester for something im playing with..
cheers -d-
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:51,
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cheers -d-
dagnammit
if you'd cropped the white
it's be under 250k
Edit: BRAW!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:53,
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it's be under 250k
Edit: BRAW!
wierd thing was...when i tried to crop it ..it jumped to 50k more ????
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:54,
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nah. GIF optimisation is sometimes wierd like that. But I'm a-firing up imageready just to play at optimising that.
Edit: b3tan to it.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:57,
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Edit: b3tan to it.
try this:
b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/marley11cv.gif
edit: s'very nice!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:58,
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edit: s'very nice!
with the shadows on his cheeks
try using a gradient brush on the inside of the shadow, should give a more realistic look. Also, minor thing, in one frame the whole picture moves.
Otherwise looks very good. What is it going to end up as?
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:59,
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Otherwise looks very good. What is it going to end up as?
Alternatively, would anyone like a photo (of themselves, partner, child, dog, racoon, miscellaneous loved one) vectoring tonight?
I'm bored and fancy doing a nice vector and mugatu won't play.
Or have I promised someone a vector and not done it?
EDIT: I think I may make a list of candidates and work through steadily :)
Ooooh do me!
do meeeee!
and may I have a jaffa cake, but could I please have the orangey bit removed first?
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:41,
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and may I have a jaffa cake, but could I please have the orangey bit removed first?
Mmmm... Roman-eqsue luxury-tastic!
EDIT: Oooooh oooh oooh - Channel 4 News are looking at virals in a min. ON NOW!
"David Hasselhoff is the undisputed King of virals". Some clips of BBDO et al. too - hurrah!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:44,
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"David Hasselhoff is the undisputed King of virals". Some clips of BBDO et al. too - hurrah!
As you asked first and so nicely too
please email me a nice big picture - my email's in my profile :)
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:48,
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oh me please
please please
edit: can i have the orangey bit then ?
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:41,
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edit: can i have the orangey bit then ?
You shall be second
and shall have the smashing orangey bit, because it is the smashing bit.
Please email me a lovely big picture :)
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:49,
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Please email me a lovely big picture :)
Eeek
you're not the chap with the bone in his mouth are you? *hides*
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:52,
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Fourth then
But do you have a less scary photo you can email me?
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:16,
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you no like?
ta - yeh i have other non-scaries - will email you one (:
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:20,
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STAND ASIDE! Everyone knows you do NOT come between a rodent and his jaffa cake.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:43,
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my skin is so smooth and blemish-free
that I already look like a vector
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:43,
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Is that why they call you mystery?
Have you ever had film-crews and important scientists bugging you whilst you're in the shower?
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:46,
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nobody would choose
to watch me in the shower unless they were contractually obliged to.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:48,
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I imagine you look kind of like a wolf
but with an elephant's trunk.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:46,
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*Imagines a mix of David Tennant, Alan Rickman and Curis*.
Excuse me a moment... I think I now need a cold shower...
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:47,
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Your work is always top notch
do you use illustrator or photoshop or both?
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:48,
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Photoshop
although I have got Illustrator and have used it once or twice for these. I just find tattyshop more intuitive. Thanks for saying they're top notch! *blushes with pride*
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I had a long tiring, hot and sweaty day today
driving from the middle of the country to the side for meetings and then back again. Traffic was rubbish both ways and it was too hot and headachey. Now I've got to catch up on the days events here and...........
FUCK A DUCK!
WOO! YAY! WOO! YAY! Drinks are on me, hooplah and the rest. I'm so happy I could wee myself.
I'd like to thank my girlfriend, the Academy, all my friends and most of all youse guys.
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
:)
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:32,
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FUCK A DUCK!
WOO! YAY! WOO! YAY! Drinks are on me, hooplah and the rest. I'm so happy I could wee myself.
I'd like to thank my girlfriend, the Academy, all my friends and most of all youse guys.
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
:)
It's called an open window for me as well.
Or someone sat next to me blowing in my face. *Sigh*.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:34,
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`ello
Premier Elements will do the AVI to GIF export, if that`s any use to you
edit: eww! as 90,000,000 individual images
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:37,
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edit: eww! as 90,000,000 individual images
haha,
was one of your meetings with a mod in a pubic toilet?
/congrats on the fp though
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:35,
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/congrats on the fp though
hahaha
fucking excellent, you spazbothering mongtoucher. well done
twat.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:39,
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twat.
yay
i should be out on mine, but my lungs are slightly fucked, hooray for infections!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:27,
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Woo!
Thing which contains itself in a moving part. *takes notes*
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:28,
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Yeah but it started off as such
I think Cameron seems a good blokey, the lesser of two evils if you will
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:20,
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I think Cameron seems a good blokey, the lesser of two evils if you will
Yus, at a national level
I find myself favouring him...
Voted Lib Dem for local though :)
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Thu 4 May 2006, 20:53,
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Voted Lib Dem for local though :)
hehe,
oh dear Mr Cameron, I just dropped the soap, can you get it for me.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:18,
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All serious politicians, leaders, generals, kings and queens
are and always have been cunts. 100% of fact.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:18,
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This is why we should vote Boris for Prime Minister
Comedy Gold at No 10
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:21,
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Does it have to be No.10? Can't we give him a *massive* hamster cage?
That'd double the fun.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:22,
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haha, yes but it would never work
there are too many people around who think it actually makes a difference who's in charge.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:24,
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that's about it
permission to use that in my political theory exam paper, although the second definition is a litte controversial and probably needs some refinement. I don't think many people believe voting is express consent to the state these days.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:38,
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Yeah, it's not as if they care for consent
Still, feel free to do anything short of using a sky-writer to spell it out over Texas, he may be shot down by freedom lovers.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:41,
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I voided mine
because every candidate is about in touch with the real world as a alien on crack.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:26,
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I was going to.....
turned up at my local town hall** and everything... except it was closed. And then I remembered, -- silly TBL - vote is for englander not for 'norn iron person'
** that might be a lie
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:35,
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** that might be a lie
Been done?
RE: www.b3ta.com/board/5894273
With an apology.. I just couldn't resist. Probably done already?
MOD EDIT: Regardless of the questionable content, that image is too big for the board.
EDIT: RACISM IS AWESOME
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:03,
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With an apology.. I just couldn't resist. Probably done already?
MOD EDIT: Regardless of the questionable content, that image is too big for the board.
EDIT: RACISM IS AWESOME
Thats gonna get flamed as racist no doubt...
but good on ya. Have a woo.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:06,
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Coons?
B3ta does not promote racism.
Especially poorley shopped racism, good day sir.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:06,
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Especially poorley shopped racism, good day sir.
If you think it's so innocuous I dare you to print this out, show it a random black person on the street, and blog about your experience
we really don't need this shit.
Maybe it's different in England, but that's too far where I'm from.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:10,
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Maybe it's different in England, but that's too far where I'm from.
Ok then
I dare you to print out the next ian huntley joke and take it over to Soham
You twunt
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:12,
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You twunt
Most images on b3ta
would offend certain group(s) of people.
I thought that what was best about b3ta - people could tell the difference between a funny joke and being [something]ist.
I'm all confused.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:12,
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I thought that what was best about b3ta - people could tell the difference between a funny joke and being [something]ist.
I'm all confused.
I dunno.
The black bloke I sat across from on a 2 hour train seemed to like my "Niger please" shirt. But hey, whatever you say, whitey!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:23,
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Heey!
apparently youve stumbled onto an argument thread!
Come and make it more fluff!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:15,
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apparently youve stumbled onto an argument thread!
Come and make it more fluff!
*shakes my fluffeh head and makes the place all fluffeh*
^_^
Crikey, I'm tired from shooting!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:23,
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Crikey, I'm tired from shooting!
that's just racist man
that's not my bag.
EDIT: and it's cocking huge. OPTIMISE you twunt.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:06,
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EDIT: and it's cocking huge. OPTIMISE you twunt.
it only depends on your point of view whether it is racist
if he is making a point about how silly it is that the big issue about these released prisoners is the fact that they are 'foreign' then it is fair comment, although admittedly it's a little close to the wind.
It's like the joke:
A black man walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Everyone in the bar stops talking, because it is pretty unusual to see parrots in the pub. Eventually someone plucks up the courage to ask
"Well, how unusual, i've not seen one of those before, wherever did you find it?"
And the parrot says:
"I found it in the jungle there are loads of them there"
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:12,
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It's like the joke:
A black man walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Everyone in the bar stops talking, because it is pretty unusual to see parrots in the pub. Eventually someone plucks up the courage to ask
"Well, how unusual, i've not seen one of those before, wherever did you find it?"
And the parrot says:
"I found it in the jungle there are loads of them there"
My main problem with it
is that it hasn't shown any skill or anything.
As for the racism... it's not inventive or funny in this picture. It's also factually incorrect.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:14,
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As for the racism... it's not inventive or funny in this picture. It's also factually incorrect.
I preferred the older Walton sister.. can`t `member her name though.. Ellen was it?
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:08,
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nah she had dark hair and wore dungarees
I bet she was a lesbian
mmmmmmmmmmm!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:14,
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mmmmmmmmmmm!
*hands over tiket*
Get in line..and no pushing.....
unless you really mean it :-p
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:09,
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unless you really mean it :-p
I don't know whats wrong with me lately...
I'm uttering sweary words a-go-go!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:12,
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ahhh, the subtle approach, I wish I'd been subtle...
p.s. aside from potential racist comment, 298k???, please optimise it to under 50k
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:07,
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p.s. aside from potential racist comment, 298k???, please optimise it to under 50k
In my rush to poorly do it
I forgot to remove your tag. If it's fucked you off I'll take it out.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:22,
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It's not fucked me off, I just don't really want to be associated with a racist image to be honest.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:24,
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I have experienced pain trying to reply..
For large files...
:-)
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:41,
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For large files...
:-)
quick!!
chase the good bits!!
Edit:
oh.. how rude.. I forgot your Woo!
woo!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 18:52,
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Edit:
oh.. how rude.. I forgot your Woo!
woo!
Girls have good bits all over*
* This is 100% fact
Edit: Also...on my way home tonight I had to stop at a T-Junction...2 Goth girls were having a major snog session next to me...which proves my first point...Girls, So nice even Girls like them
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Thu 4 May 2006, 18:55,
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* This is 100% fact
Edit: Also...on my way home tonight I had to stop at a T-Junction...2 Goth girls were having a major snog session next to me...which proves my first point...Girls, So nice even Girls like them
That will be down to your personal preference
and / or ability to attract bits
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:00,
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I think we`re "Sheaf"ing it tomorrow night
- coming along? we can try not to leave at the same time as Louise!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:08,
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Haha...
I probably will be there
The other plans involve a female
but I'll more than likely frighten her off before tomorrow evening ;)
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Thu 4 May 2006, 19:14,
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The other plans involve a female
but I'll more than likely frighten her off before tomorrow evening ;)
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