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[challenge entry] we call him the great sockatowa!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:41, archived)
# arrgh!
sock godse!
have a drawer full of woos!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Pffft!
"Godse" :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 21:26, archived)
# call him what you like
that's feckin brill

woo

and indeed Cray
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:43, archived)
# nah just round me mums
she cooked me a roast dinner bless her cottons

spose i should go and be a bit more socialable...

oh, and i got a date with my new stalker
phoned her tonight and she's mad as hatters
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:46, archived)
# fab stuff!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:44, archived)
# so that's what happens!
he's had a shedload off of me, the bugger!
that am most woo :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:46, archived)
# lovely stuff, and well worthy of a fine 'click'
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:51, archived)
# thank you kindly :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# ha ha!!
woo!

silent hill
any good?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:58, archived)
# I loved it :)

it's how a movie of a game should be made..in my opinion
very dark and spooky :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 21:01, archived)
# i enjoyed it, also
*tears off skin*
*throws at door*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 21:09, archived)
# ace :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 21:08, archived)
# soh cah toa?
sin cos tan?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Another spin-off, from a Galaxy far, far away..

product of a bored mind
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Thass ACE!


(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:38, archived)
# I concur
wooo!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:39, archived)
# and suspiciously itchy fingers.....
ha ha! woo to you sir!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Huzzah
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:40, archived)
# anything star wars
is fine by me :) woo!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha
are you one of those people with a 'Han shot first' t-shirt?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:41, archived)
# *puts hand up*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Not much of a starwars fan
What's this 'shot first' stuffses all about?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:51, archived)
# also
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:54, archived)
# hehe
original theatrical realease is on the way. Gotta buy the remastered DVDs again though.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha yay!

Damn you lucas!!


woo!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:42, archived)
# do NOT call this bunch of clowns!

they were meant to deal with a communist guerilla army living in my garden.
But they just spent a week flirting with my mum and my sister then disappeared with the deposit!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Hehehe! Calm down, calm down!
Woo!

tj www.isketch.net

B3ta room!


(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:38, archived)
# ^this=genius
:)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:39, archived)
# uum....
Kweh?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# aaaaayy
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:41, archived)
# pfft!
nicely nicely :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:38, archived)
# thankyou kindly
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:44, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:39, archived)
# haha
that made me splutter pink gin all over the shop!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:41, archived)
# excellent
that's what I like to hear
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Fonz posts are always great
this re-enforces that theory
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:40, archived)
# cheers
anything that gives people an excuse for copious pearoasting! ;)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:50, archived)
# hahah brill
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:43, archived)
# ta :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Ewenurse, anyone?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Oooh Matron!
EDIT: Valefar? What about Shivee? Or Ofrit?

Lolzords
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Because, Your Lordship...
Aerixis is already taken. (And also, I'm male.)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 21:23, archived)
# i see you have you been to the Ann Summers in
Aberystwth then
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:32, archived)
# top shop
I'll take 3
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:33, archived)
# i'm recieving an awful redex here
no, wait, not anymore.
nice pic!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Do kittens play with you tongue, good sir?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:37, archived)
# they do like it alot.
and they taste great.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:41, archived)
# 'ning folks!
i's been cartoonin' again
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:28, archived)
# and great anim
wooohooooooo!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Woo to the hat sir!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:32, archived)
# ^this
and cheers :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Woo to your pic too!
(didnt woo it in earlier post)

*apologises*

*commits sepukku*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# apology accepted
just don't commit bukkake on my shed, it's newly creosoted
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:37, archived)
# it is a bit good aint it :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:37, archived)
# the actual pixel art belongs to Ironman Tetsuo
I added a few bits and animated it, but it's not quite ready. Glad you like it
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# ha ha!
you don't have to credit me all the time
i wont sue :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:40, archived)
# credit where credit's due
can't have anyone thinjing I'm some sort of pixel genius
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:42, archived)
# yay, and not an emo in sight
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:29, archived)
# can't be doin with 'em personally :)
thankee
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:34, archived)
# hahah that is top class
great file size too! woo!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:29, archived)
# cheers chief :)
top class FP you got there too, I actually gurned :)
*note to self, look up 'gurned'*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:35, archived)
# thanks! :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:37, archived)
# *watches on repeat*
*Laughs every time*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:29, archived)
# ...it's the way he is still smiling even after his head has been stoved in that makes it so amusing
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Yeah, a distorted head wont
ruin HIS day!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:31, archived)
# jeremy can always smile
cause he knows the secrets of magical anus space
100& of facts
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha
great! *clicky*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:31, archived)
# thankee muchly :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
class...although this anim could use some extra frames, where the rope lands on top of him
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:38, archived)
# aye, i was thinkin that
but then i needed to skin up and ropes is hard to do :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:42, archived)
# these make me very happy
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:43, archived)
# glad to hear it :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:45, archived)
# crackin' :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:45, archived)
# cheers chief :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Emobegone!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:14, archived)
# haha
you turned him into Rocky Dennis
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:15, archived)
# These things are good:
ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun, shining on my face.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:17, archived)
# PFFT

the missus won`t let me watch Mask

.. where`s Swaza when you need his RD anim..
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:19, archived)
# you didnt think i'd be lurking did you?.....
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Hooray!~
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Bang! And the Cunt is Gone!!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Bang!
And the emo is gone!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:25, archived)
# The sneaky little blighter!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:09, archived)
# ahaha, wow crafty!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(they'll both die, neither can breathe.)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:03, archived)
# SCIENCE!
Excellently woo! However, it's only in Texas that you're allowed to marry shrews (and boff livestock).
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Ah
no, you see, the shrews are married to each other. I do believe that is true in Texas though.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:05, archived)
# oh yes
I see. My own fantasies of marrying a shrew got in the way there.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Hooray!
Just what I've always wanted
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Got any Vegas shrews?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:05, archived)
# 1200psi?
the madness!

woo.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Shrews cannot marry other shrews!
It's in the Bible! (1 Kevin 169:Q)

You may, however, eroticize all the groam you please. (Kumquats 11:5-9)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:06, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:06, archived)
# QUESTION FOR SELLER:
Can the shrews be purchased seperately?

Thanks

Mugatu
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Finally!
An solution to all my groam-related woe!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:10, archived)
# hahahahaha!
lovely, beautiful groam.
Groam refreshes those parts the other stuff can't reach.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Compo it?
I'd buy that. It's got science.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:23, archived)
# not quite how I remembered it
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Hahaha, beautiful
Can't wait for the slightly more pleasant cybermen either, that episode is going to rule
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:00, archived)
# I think it`s a 2 parter
could be good
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:00, archived)
# it is a 2 parter - with trigger from 'only fools' as the mad evil boffin!
/rumour has it they are back for the season finale as well, but this is unconfirmed
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:05, archived)
# haha Trigger
christ
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:09, archived)
# well, if the season finale rumour is to be believed, I can live with Trigger in the initial two parter
/incidentally, Trigger lives only 20 minutes from me. A very nice chap indeed for getting involved in local events
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:11, archived)
# his daughter was a babe
.. in fact she may still be

.. and may still live at home

... em.. looking for a lodger?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:16, archived)
# If she's not available I can hook you up with current world champion Fernando Alonso
Surely there's not a man alive who could resist that slightly gimpish on-and-off facial hair and bad sun glasses?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:17, archived)
# had Pete Sampras
learned the hard way that hairy monkeymen are too rough in bed
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Fair enough
I'll phone him and tell him the date's off, though he doesn't take rejection too well.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:30, archived)
# ha ha ha, emily lloyd, yes, she was ok,
probably still pops round for sunday dinner ;-)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:18, archived)
# No it couldn't.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:19, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
Poor David. Top stuff, as always!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:00, archived)
# *gets raging horn**
*of rassilon
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Davros likes this!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Arfsome- very nice indeed! - have a similar one
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:04, archived)
# haha nicely done! :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:06, archived)
# congrats on the FP!
well deserved
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:07, archived)
# bloody hell that was quick.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:10, archived)
# I`m waiting for the racist variation by yer man down there .. \/
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha yes!
BEEEEP
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:17, archived)
# he's so versatile
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:19, archived)
# hahahah
Phwoar, there is nothing like a man with a hairy arse.

But i want to see what Billie Piper gets up to with her webcam.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:04, archived)
# This
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:10, archived)
# ha ha ha h
*click

a ha ha ha
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Hah!
*Claps* Kick-ass, but ever so slightly scary.

Just the way I like it. :D
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:11, archived)
# haha
nice smileage
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:09, archived)
# congrats are in order my good friend!
what a great FP post!

WOO YAY and motherfookin HOOPLAH!!!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:21, archived)
# haha cheers :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:26, archived)
# excellent sir!
I had a similar idea but you beat me to it!!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:50, archived)
# hahahaaaaawsome!
this made me sneeze beer!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:09, archived)
# I'M A TRAP!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# David Tennant is miles better than that shitty previous one
Great pic, congrats on frontpage :P
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# ok this just a tester for something im playing with..


cheers -d-
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:51, archived)
# dagnammit
if you'd cropped the white

it's be under 250k

Edit: BRAW!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:53, archived)
# wierd thing was...when i tried to crop it ..it jumped to 50k more ????

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:54, archived)
#
nah. GIF optimisation is sometimes wierd like that. But I'm a-firing up imageready just to play at optimising that.

Edit: b3tan to it.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:57, archived)
# cue CDC
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:57, archived)
# I optimised this for lord otterby:
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:59, archived)
# yay
and thanks again for doing so
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:14, archived)
# oh now that would be cruel...

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:03, archived)
# try this:
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:58, archived)
# with the shadows on his cheeks
try using a gradient brush on the inside of the shadow, should give a more realistic look. Also, minor thing, in one frame the whole picture moves.

Otherwise looks very good. What is it going to end up as?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:59, archived)
# no clue...im playing
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:00, archived)
# too big but `tis nicely done
me likey
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:00, archived)
# he's smoking
some of that "wacky" tobacco isn't he.


shocking
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Lovely stuff - woo!
I now want to eat lime jelly...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:56, archived)
# must-reattach-retinas
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:56, archived)
# youuu
cunt!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:58, archived)
# yay likey!
add strobe for the full effect
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:28, archived)
#


Alternatively, would anyone like a photo (of themselves, partner, child, dog, racoon, miscellaneous loved one) vectoring tonight?

I'm bored and fancy doing a nice vector and mugatu won't play.

Or have I promised someone a vector and not done it?

EDIT: I think I may make a list of candidates and work through steadily :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Ooooh do me!
do meeeee!


and may I have a jaffa cake, but could I please have the orangey bit removed first?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:41, archived)
# I'll have it, I'll have it!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:42, archived)
# *Feeds*


enjoy!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Mmmm... Roman-eqsue luxury-tastic!
EDIT: Oooooh oooh oooh - Channel 4 News are looking at virals in a min. ON NOW!
"David Hasselhoff is the undisputed King of virals". Some clips of BBDO et al. too - hurrah!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:44, archived)
# As you asked first and so nicely too
please email me a nice big picture - my email's in my profile :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
# oh me please
please please
edit: can i have the orangey bit then ?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:41, archived)
# You shall be second
and shall have the smashing orangey bit, because it is the smashing bit.

Please email me a lovely big picture :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:49, archived)
# ohh thank you
:-)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:53, archived)
# me me me!
Pic in profile! (((:

4th?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Eeek
you're not the chap with the bone in his mouth are you? *hides*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:52, archived)
# yes
yes it is

i'm lully really ma'am
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Fourth then
But do you have a less scary photo you can email me?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:16, archived)
# you no like?
ta - yeh i have other non-scaries - will email you one (:
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Do me, there is a pic of me on my profile, you can use
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:42, archived)
# STAND ASIDE! Everyone knows you do NOT come between a rodent and his jaffa cake.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:43, archived)
# my skin is so smooth and blemish-free
that I already look like a vector
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Is that why they call you mystery?
Have you ever had film-crews and important scientists bugging you whilst you're in the shower?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
# nobody would choose
to watch me in the shower unless they were contractually obliged to.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
# In that case I demand you pay me for my services.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:08, archived)
# That's tractor Bob.... tractor


;)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
# I entrance all the ladies
in my tractor beam
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:47, archived)
# I'd say do me
but you'd have to imagine what I look like
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Ahem
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
# ahh the Blow Monkeys

what a band ;)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:01, archived)
# damn straight


or were they?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:11, archived)
# I imagine you look kind of like a wolf
but with an elephant's trunk.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Spot on.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:47, archived)
# *Imagines a mix of David Tennant, Alan Rickman and Curis*.
Excuse me a moment... I think I now need a cold shower...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:47, archived)
# I imagine a mix of Neil Tennant, Alan Bennett and Cumin
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
# This would also be 'interesting'...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:49, archived)
# I better go for the jaffa cake on reflection.

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Your work is always top notch
do you use illustrator or photoshop or both?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Photoshop
although I have got Illustrator and have used it once or twice for these. I just find tattyshop more intuitive. Thanks for saying they're top notch! *blushes with pride*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:54, archived)
# seeing as it's a vector...
I'd guess solely illustrator
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:54, archived)
# I'll have a go :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:49, archived)
# You are Dylan Moran!
ICMFFP!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:01, archived)
# How can you resist vectoring me in a frilly top?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:53, archived)
# you can try me and my bird if you like.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:20, archived)
# YAY!
do yet another one of me!!

:D
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:55, archived)
# I had a long tiring, hot and sweaty day today
driving from the middle of the country to the side for meetings and then back again. Traffic was rubbish both ways and it was too hot and headachey. Now I've got to catch up on the days events here and...........

FUCK A DUCK!



WOO! YAY! WOO! YAY! Drinks are on me, hooplah and the rest. I'm so happy I could wee myself.
I'd like to thank my girlfriend, the Academy, all my friends and most of all youse guys.

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


:)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Congratulations
and get a car with air conditioning
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:33, archived)
# It's called an open window for me as well.
Or someone sat next to me blowing in my face. *Sigh*.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:34, archived)
# I wish someone was sitting next to me giving me a good blowing
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Haha, don't we all?!
Plus, good evening sexychops!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:36, archived)
# `ello
Premier Elements will do the AVI to GIF export, if that`s any use to you

edit: eww! as 90,000,000 individual images
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:37, archived)
# haha,
was one of your meetings with a mod in a pubic toilet?

/congrats on the fp though
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:35, archived)
# pffft congrats
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:35, archived)
# haha yay! :)

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:35, archived)
# GOOD FOR YOU!
CAPITALS RULE!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:36, archived)
# I love capitals...
... London, Paris, Rome... *swoon*.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Pfft pipped at the post
I'm afraid :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Well done you
I'm glad you're so happy :D
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
fucking excellent, you spazbothering mongtoucher. well done
twat.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:39, archived)
# BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE....
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Fantastic
You clever cunt.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:27, archived)
# coo veh nice pip
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:27, archived)
# yay
i should be out on mine, but my lungs are slightly fucked, hooray for infections!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Oooh, hypnotic
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:28, archived)
# ARRRGHHH


thats well good that is!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:28, archived)
# grand!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:28, archived)
# bloody ace!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Woo!
Thing which contains itself in a moving part. *takes notes*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:28, archived)
# woah
clever
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:29, archived)
# i think you'll find that bike race-ist
woo to the pic!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:31, archived)
# wow
really very very good
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:35, archived)
# You clever bastard.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:36, archived)
# hi ya
hows you
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Radiant sir
just radiant!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:40, archived)
# nice FP
as well

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:57, archived)
# smart stuff
ye are a clever bugger

w/y/h
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:29, archived)
# rarrgh
top drawer
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Everyone voted today?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:14, archived)
# I look forward to a Tory reign of a 1000 years
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:15, archived)
# A la
V for Vendetta?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Ah technically that wasnt the Tory party now was it?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Yeah but it started off as such


I think Cameron seems a good blokey, the lesser of two evils if you will
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Yus, at a national level
I find myself favouring him...

Voted Lib Dem for local though :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:53, archived)
# err
I forgot
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:16, archived)
# hehe,
oh dear Mr Cameron, I just dropped the soap, can you get it for me.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:18, archived)
# All serious politicians, leaders, generals, kings and queens
are and always have been cunts. 100% of fact.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:18, archived)
# This is why we should vote Boris for Prime Minister
Comedy Gold at No 10
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:21, archived)
# Does it have to be No.10? Can't we give him a *massive* hamster cage?
That'd double the fun.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:22, archived)
# haha, yes but it would never work
there are too many people around who think it actually makes a difference who's in charge.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:24, archived)
# *ponders function of democracy*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:34, archived)
# that's about it
permission to use that in my political theory exam paper, although the second definition is a litte controversial and probably needs some refinement. I don't think many people believe voting is express consent to the state these days.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Yeah, it's not as if they care for consent
Still, feel free to do anything short of using a sky-writer to spell it out over Texas, he may be shot down by freedom lovers.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:41, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:39, archived)
# thats just silly
not that i've voted yet
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:38, archived)
# twice!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:20, archived)
# heh heh
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Tony is quivering
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:23, archived)
# I voided mine
because every candidate is about in touch with the real world as a alien on crack.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:26, archived)
# I was going to.....
turned up at my local town hall** and everything... except it was closed. And then I remembered, -- silly TBL - vote is for englander not for 'norn iron person'




** that might be a lie
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Trust him to find it!!!


Who knows what it is!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Bad AIDS?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Hopefully...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:14, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on there
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Been done?
RE: www.b3ta.com/board/5894273

With an apology.. I just couldn't resist. Probably done already?

MOD EDIT: Regardless of the questionable content, that image is too big for the board.



EDIT: RACISM IS AWESOME
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
10/10

edit: bollocks to it, any chance for a relevant pearoast
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Thats gonna get flamed as racist no doubt...
but good on ya. Have a woo.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Coons?
B3ta does not promote racism.

Especially poorley shopped racism, good day sir.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Fuck me
when did the mainboard lose its sense of humour?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Racoons?
My ma just get em out with a brush!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:08, archived)
# If you think it's so innocuous I dare you to print this out, show it a random black person on the street, and blog about your experience
we really don't need this shit.

Maybe it's different in England, but that's too far where I'm from.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Ok then
I dare you to print out the next ian huntley joke and take it over to Soham

You twunt
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
# I doubt you'd get quite the same response
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:16, archived)
# True i bet you'd get stabbed a lot faster
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Most images on b3ta
would offend certain group(s) of people.

I thought that what was best about b3ta - people could tell the difference between a funny joke and being [something]ist.

I'm all confused.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
# I dunno.
The black bloke I sat across from on a 2 hour train seemed to like my "Niger please" shirt. But hey, whatever you say, whitey!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:23, archived)
# these americans are so weak and sensitive
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Fo' sho' mah nigga
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:28, archived)
# What's wrong with asking for a river?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Exactly!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:29, archived)
# *hugs*
hewwo!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Heey!


apparently youve stumbled onto an argument thread!

Come and make it more fluff!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:15, archived)
# haha
you said 'come'
:)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:19, archived)
# *shakes my fluffeh head and makes the place all fluffeh*
^_^

Crikey, I'm tired from shooting!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:23, archived)
# that's just racist man
that's not my bag.

EDIT: and it's cocking huge. OPTIMISE you twunt.

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# it only depends on your point of view whether it is racist
if he is making a point about how silly it is that the big issue about these released prisoners is the fact that they are 'foreign' then it is fair comment, although admittedly it's a little close to the wind.

It's like the joke:
A black man walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Everyone in the bar stops talking, because it is pretty unusual to see parrots in the pub. Eventually someone plucks up the courage to ask
"Well, how unusual, i've not seen one of those before, wherever did you find it?"
And the parrot says:
"I found it in the jungle there are loads of them there"
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
# My main problem with it
is that it hasn't shown any skill or anything.

As for the racism... it's not inventive or funny in this picture. It's also factually incorrect.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:14, archived)
# best of all the Little House on the Prairie episode animals
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# I'd like to rape the blind bird
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# I preferred the older Walton sister.. can`t `member her name though.. Ellen was it?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:08, archived)
# The blond one?
I might mean her...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
# nah she had dark hair and wore dungarees
I bet she was a lesbian

mmmmmmmmmmm!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:14, archived)
# *hands over tiket*
Get in line..and no pushing.....
unless you really mean it :-p
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:09, archived)
# 298.92 KB?
no need!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# And I didn't remove Mugatu's watermark!
Shoot me!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# there`s no excuse for the bandwidth
so I shall call you a cunt
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:09, archived)
# don't call him a cunt, cunts are useful
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:09, archived)
# festering cunt then?
*sniffs*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:11, archived)
# ^This
Well said Archie!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:11, archived)
# I don't know whats wrong with me lately...
I'm uttering sweary words a-go-go!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
# optimse...
OPTIMISE!

*flames some more*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:09, archived)
# that's racist
cock off, please.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# A yank?
figures
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:10, archived)
# You're shit
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:23, archived)
# ahhh, the subtle approach, I wish I'd been subtle...

p.s. aside from potential racist comment, 298k???, please optimise it to under 50k
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# seamless.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:15, archived)
# I bet you're pleased to have your tag associated with it!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:18, archived)
# In my rush to poorly do it
I forgot to remove your tag. If it's fucked you off I'll take it out.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:22, archived)
# It's not fucked me off, I just don't really want to be associated with a racist image to be honest.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Try 'Delete'
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:25, archived)
# noooo there`s useful thread here that`ll go whoosh with it
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:28, archived)
# BANG and the post is gone
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:30, archived)
# I have experienced pain trying to reply..


For large files...

:-)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:41, archived)
# BLAIN DRAIN!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:05, archived)
# pity tha foo'

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:00, archived)
# So wow thats a neato what now right
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:03, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# pfft
he looks so smug
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Needs a comma
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# apostrophe.
If you're going to be pedantic... etc etc
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Not sure why...

but 'av it anyways
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 18:51, archived)
# noice delayed head-drop action there :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Ta, as going to do the arm as well...
but can't be arsed ;)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 18:53, archived)
# quick!!
chase the good bits!!

Edit:

oh.. how rude.. I forgot your Woo!

woo!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Girls have good bits all over*





* This is 100% fact



Edit: Also...on my way home tonight I had to stop at a T-Junction...2 Goth girls were having a major snog session next to me...which proves my first point...Girls, So nice even Girls like them
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 18:55, archived)
# ^this^
but some good bits are betterer than other good bits
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 18:57, archived)
# my point in 10 words
pre sise ley
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 18:59, archived)
# That will be down to your personal preference
and / or ability to attract bits
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:00, archived)
# I think we`re "Sheaf"ing it tomorrow night
- coming along? we can try not to leave at the same time as Louise!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Hmmm...
may do - but may have other plans
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:10, archived)
# oh fuck you then, SLY OFF!
:p
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Haha...
I probably will be there
The other plans involve a female
but I'll more than likely frighten her off before tomorrow evening ;)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:14, archived)
# if only it were real!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:07, archived)

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