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Mrs Scaramanga's nephew....

...aaahhhh

Unfortunately, I can only see this...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)

*hides under the desk*

eep!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)

suck it

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

0_0

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)

I am ignoring

Not you, obviously. T'other.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)

sounds like a plan

the smiths are all overrated anyway

*prepares for angry disagreement regarding my opinion*

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)

I only like one Smiths song

And Morrissey is an absolute cunt. Seriously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)

^^^ that ^^^

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)

I'm glad you agree!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)

*fwaps*

*feels guilty*

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)

Unfortunately,

we can see it too.
; P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)

chump teeth!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:46, archived)

AROOOOOOOOOOOO!

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mugatu, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

'lo muggles

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

Email me...

At [email protected]

I have something for you.

(kuntybawz, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

a.s.l?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)

'noon prod!

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mugatu, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)

cocking ell thats freaky!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:46, archived)

eeep!

bleeding terrifying.

(tickles, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

yipes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

ARRRRRGHHHH

*jumps out of window*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)

I like cows to be happy.

As should you.

edit: this is piss poor. In my defence its my 2nd animation. Using GIMP. which is something I understand 000%. Too poor for photoshop et al.

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:43, archived)

I like my cows cut into slices or minced

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)

I just liek cows

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)

Are they your friends?

I like cows. They seem very gentle. And they taste lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)

I leik milk

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:46, archived)

As far as I know none of my friends are cows

although my moo-dar is a bit off at the moment.

Best served in cottage pie, if you ask me!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:46, archived)

I like cows generally

But this lot are nuts.
www.crazyforcows.com/

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:46, archived)

They're American.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)

you can take things too far...

although Cow Parade rocks!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)

The lad has a little paint-your-own cow parade kit

And he hasn't painted it yet. I may commandeer it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)

Indeed

and photograph/animate the process for us all too!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)

Animate?

You seem to have mistaken me for someone that can do all of that wizardry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)

*offers assistance*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)

Plus I have none of the programs.

I must get t'internet at home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)

I got 7 out of 10 on the cow quiz :(

I love Dexter Cows! They am teh cutest :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)

Hurrah!

Wellies to stick their back legs in!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)

I like my pictures not to flash!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)

flash aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh saviour of the universe *rocks out*

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mugatu, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:46, archived)

GORDON'S

alive?

/Blessed-tastic

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

Flash! Flash! I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the earth!

Time for a quickie then? Said Flash.

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

Epilepsy is good fun.

It makde Joy Division dance.

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

no it's not!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

You'll hate this, then. <--- NSFW - LOUD - MAY CAUSE ANEURYSMS

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

*spacks*

top efforts, my first animation was also a cow, but it was taking a dump!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)

It moves!

so how the fuck did you get the GIMP animation plug in to work? I just could not get that done.

any guidance or pointers to half decent cribsheets for GIMP gratefully received.

Cheers

Mr cheapbutwantstostaylegallicencewisesonododgy photoshopformethankyouverymuch

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)

I just used transparent layers on top of the original pic.

Bloody time consuming, but it seems to work for now.

That and I cant be arsed to look for the proper way.

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)

Yus, that's what I do, also.

(nice cow-spack by the way)

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)

Easily enough...

Animation Playback to preview it.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)

well I quite like it

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)

hrm.

worked better in teh auld head.

(tickles, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:39, archived)

Have you been to the opticians recently?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)

now that you mention it.

No. I probably should...

(tickles, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)

You should

Then you could get sexy new glasses just like me!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:43, archived)

and poorer too

they do get a bit expensive, don't they?

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)

new glasses are always sexy

huspag! I have sexy new glasses too!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:46, archived)

This, we need to see!

And a pre-emptive happy b3taday as I won't be here on Monday

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)

cheers! here they are:

admittedly I'm not very sexy, but the glasses are.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)

Huspag!

you need emo hair now!

I have the right colour now, just need to sort out the style!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)

i can't grow my hair long

it grows outwards and always looks like a big crash helmet :(

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)

wow

Your top lip looks like an arse hole

haha.. sorry.

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Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)

You mock my affliction?

*cries*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)

I'm really sorry

*cries also*

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Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)

You actually

look like my cousin :O

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Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)

hehehe

you could add - "Caution: flaking paint may lodge under fingernails in an irritating manner if you touch these walls".

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)

you might wanna get that crack above the door seen to

AND THE FILE SIZE
*hides from 20,000 anti-nazi leagues under the sea*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:41, archived)

cor, it is a bit big

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:42, archived)

apologies

for bigness.
*beats self*.

(tickles, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:42, archived)

Onanism!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:43, archived)

hehehe, woo,

Is occluded on the list? that weather condition needs a warning

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:43, archived)

what about Mixed Bag?

Fuggy?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)

hehehehehe

nice one Sir

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:43, archived)

bigah

please :)

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Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)

Hobby Horse - One trick pony

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

this was so funny i stopped breathing for a second

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

I LOVE WILDYLES

HOBBY HORSE ANIMATIONS! WOO!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

...best of all the... oh, erm...

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)

yes

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:41, archived)

That's thilly,

~~your~~ you're a thilly man.
*clicks*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

Dear sir,

Regarding your post on Fri 11 Aug, 13:37.
I couldn't help but notice the spelling of 'thilly'. It is a silly way to spell ~~thilly~~ silly.

Silly

regards,

Nathan Blaze

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:43, archived)

Dear sir

Regarding you post on Friday 11th August, 13:43
It came to my attention that you were abbreviating Friday and August, please correct this with immediate effect,

regards,

Wildyles

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

Dear sir

Replying to your post on FRIDAY 11TH AUGUST at 13:47.
Is that better? Is it? IS IT!!!???

Regards,

Nathan Blaze

*doffs tricorn*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)

Dear sir

regarding your overuse of apostrophies and question marks, ....../autocomplete

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)

Yay!

Me likey..
*clicks*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

Do another trick!

*turns him into glue*

ta da!

Woo to piccy

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

Beaucoup de cheval

Pas de gleu. Pas de cheval, beacoup de gleu!

Oh, c'est merde pour le cheval.

Oui, c'est merde.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)

0_o, ??????????????

No speaka de Frenchy!!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:41, archived)

lots of horses

No glue. No horses, lots of glue.

Oh, it's shit for the horse.

Yes, it's shit.

/EddieIzzard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:42, archived)

ah!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:43, archived)

Pffft!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:42, archived)

Arf/chuckle

woo
*waits for another trick*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)

haha yay for crap magicians :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:39, archived)

Again!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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mugatu, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:41, archived)

Sweet!

Push little fella!!!
nnnnnnnnnnghhhhh

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

hee hee!

Now shit a stetson.

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)

i am actually

crying with laughter. real tears and all. hurrah to you sir.

(tickles, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)

*offers tissue*

thanky you!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:42, archived)

Woo!

Huzzah!

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)

Ginger Beer and Loathing

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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

AHahahahahahahahaha!

Now that I want to read! Ace

Edit: now i have s strong desire to sniff ether.

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

I wouldn't do that if I was you

it gives you a nasty headache.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

I read the book once,

I couldnt stop reading it in my head in Johnny Depps voice...Doh!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

Shouldn't that be

Five Go Loathing In Las Vegas?

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eXOBeX, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

haha!

hot damn
/click

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CactusEater, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

dear person who just deleted the big BBC newsmash

just crop, resize and optimise it and put it back

you only had to edit your post or place a link to it

bigamy and biggeramy are national sports in these parts

oh and have a woo calgacus

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

recropping as we speak...

isn't is shite when perfectly good humour is undermined by image/file size anal retentivenessnessness.

(kuntybawz, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

ROOLZ IS ROOLZ

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

pfffft!

Mine's still in my head. Oh, it would make you laugh*...

EDIT: *may not be true

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)

472 pixels?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)

hehe!

I was considering making it over 50k as well, but couldn't be arsed!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:34, archived)

don't forget the most hilarious animation ever

at 251kb

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

Yes it is

so don't do it. simple.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

Your law abidance

arouses me.

(kuntybawz, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

I just don't really see the point

of being aware that people whinge if your picture is too many pixels or too many kb, not caring and posting a fucking huge picture anyway then bitching because people whinge that your picture is too many pixels or too many kb.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)

can't wait for them to make the sequel to fear and loathing

'The Rum Diary'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

Just finished reading that...

Great book. Hunter is the main man.

(kuntybawz, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

not read it yet :)

but I will

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)

If you would like the documentary about his life....

just give me the nod.

(kuntybawz, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

i like mayonaisse

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)

This!

We had two bags of toffees, seventy-five strawberry bonbons, five tubes of high-powered sherbert, a saltshaker half-full of rainbow drops, a whole galaxy of multi-colored jubjubes, smarties, caramels, chocolates... Also, a quart of ginger beer, a quart of lemonade, a case of sandwiches, a pint of fresh milk of magnesia, and two dozen dog biscuits. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a slap-up picnic, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the milk. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and ill than a bunch of kids throwing up after overeating, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:35, archived)

Fnar

Lolocaust.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

We were somewhere around Barnstaple...

... on the edge of the desert when the buns began to take hold...

Bad Horsey: I salute you. That's far funnier than my original post.

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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

arf

nice

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

pen pals

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Who led the pedant's revolt?

Which Tyler

Woo!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)

Dear Sir,

Regarding your post at Fri 11 Aug, 13:17, I have noticed the word 'Hahahahahahaha' is not in the English dictionary.

Regards

Nathan Blaze

*doffs cap*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)

Dear Sir,

Retarding your post, you have omitted to put a comma after regards

Yours,

Sir Dave the Hat
Arf! Retarding!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

Dear sir,

in reply to your post on the...oh fuck it

*doffs till passes out*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

*cough*

pedants'

(There's more than one of them: otherwise they wouldn't need a leader.)

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teedyay, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

late pea

(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:35, archived)

that has made me

weep laughy tears

(lincolnsmithvstheblackprince I'm up to my knees in lionel here, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)

LMFAO!!!!

I love that one!!

This is turning out to be a very funny Friday ... but still no bunnies ....

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

hahaha

wonderfull, marvelous, woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

Ha ha

Have a woo good sir
*doffs trilby*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

your'r so good!

love it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

brown nose

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)

Racist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)

brown fluid coming from your jappa

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

Brilliant

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

Hahaha

brilliant!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)

WOO

FP this now.

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Spiffing.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

Marvelous !

* checks spelling of "marvelous" *

.

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Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

That's

strangely erotic!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

this

is great

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

it's correspondEnce...

and you spelt grammAr wrong.

And the "hosepipe" is on page 765...

Oh and woo!

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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

Hahaahaa!

Fukcing pendents.

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

tut!

and 'accross' was missed from the first letter.

I pedant your pedantry sir!

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)

and various other ones

I think that may have been part of the joke.

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nick the greek, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

but it's not funny

unless they are real pedants, correcting everything

i therefore declare shoddiness.

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

I think it may be

that pedants aren't as clever as they'd like to think.

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nick the greek, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)

Haha!

That is 8.8 KB over the recommended file size
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)

I do worry about people

who check the file size of every picture

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

and every penis

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)

I was waiting for him to refer back to

"accross" [sic] in the first letter, but he never did.

Mind you, he was no better. He should have "looked forward" (not forwards) to receiving his pack.

Amateurs. ;-)

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teedyay, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

Not to mention that ending a letter with yours sincerely

after addressing it with "sir" is incorrect. It should be yours faithfully.

(MooCow_Byter, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)

Ha Ha

Woo

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

hahahahahahhaahhaahhahaha

excellent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)

Splendid!

Very funny :)

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)

Just had tears

running down my face.

Damn this asthma.

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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)

I love that.

Best post I've seen in ages and worthy of a mighty woo.

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Mr Bojangles, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)

Hahahahaha! That's fantastic.

/late to the party.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 18:47, archived)

The funniest thing about this is

all the pedants in this thread not realising the other mistakes are deliberate.

I say, good show, old chap!

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

Mistakes such as...

...thank you being two words.

I tried to resist but I am a pedant beyond salvation.

(bap, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)

padant

The ending "Yours sincerely" implies that that the writer and the recipient have met. He should have written: "Yours faithfully"...

(BHTinthetank, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)

Wooage!

Is there a new compo called: "What b3tans would do without b3ta?

(

Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

hows this?

mod: you were linking to the page, not the image. Right click on an image to get its location. Fixed now... that's ace 10/10

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

Why

It's the prettiest redex I ever did see.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Not perfect

green circle etc

(Geek Tragedy hey look they don't allow html in the sig., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

And

he's about to get run over. Maybe he should have shopped 20 secs later for full effect.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

/groans

(

diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Pants

i give in for today.. :-(

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Don't worry

just take ~~you're~~ your time. People will like it better if you put some time and effort into it.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

You're fine

i like the picture :D

(

Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)

Ever thought

of giving up ... or using the EDIT button to get it right instead of looking like a complete gimp?

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

Easy

Or the lid goes back on your box.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

A vast improvement

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

C+

No pubes
Please reffer to page 1 of the B3ta handbook

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)

Wow, thats amasing

You know it would look better if you. read our FAQ. Cheers.

oooo, It's... interesting.....

*doffs balls*

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

you link to the image not the fucking webpage

and magenta is shit.

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

not so

the mod gave it 10/10!

so ner!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

Dave Hat Person

Are you from Tring?

This is important (well, not really, but I want to find out how far you are away from where I work)

EDIt: No. Nevermind. Gay.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

Hahaha!

no, bless you.

Mr. Horrible gets so confused . . .

EDIT: My banjo guru lives there though!
Northampton, m'duck

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

That's annoying

I could have given you a home made cookie. Not that I have one, but I could have baked one. Well, probably more than one. Unless you wanted ONE BIG HUGE one.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)

full of tasty rohypnol goodness

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

I don't want to rape Dave

That'd be sad and I'd probably knock his hat off in the process. But he is deserving of cookie-ey goodness.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:35, archived)

the he/she is a total muppet

*gives 'self a gold star*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

'noon Mr. The Hat

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)

You're linking to the

page not the image.

You fail at the internet.

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

Hurrah

Silly me....

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

Don't worry

I knew someone when they began, who tried emailing the images in.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

Ouch..

thanks for the help though...

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)

Try <img src=http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WgDpAq8cjjOr*zicMdfmfTHbdwSrSF4G7mR49HVWIYDQlpgRPixWKkcs8sdQJFGg84P2o8xAP!mlRS*GfQ2ZQeIJnKpCPT*ppDUJV1hbxIRzwNPgGjkOqoiyawnIbDPafzSl5FPhXYM/rich%20tea.jpg?dc=4675584716030462256>

That's a link to the image itself, not the page that it's on. Then again, magenta CDCs are a bit dull...

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

That's....

umm....

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

Public announcement....

(kuntybawz, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

spooooo....

Oh I can't be arsed.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooonguaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddddddd!

(

crab_bloke), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

Cheers.

After years of that, knowing ALL the words to 'We Like the Moon' etc and not being able to see Bill Oddie without asking him to touch me up, I now can leave it to others.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

You too?

that ruined my life!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

Why?

Did he actually touch you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

You should thank Joel a bit more effusively for that

(

nick the greek, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

Oh don't get me wrong

I still love them mightily, but others now shout it instead of me coming out with it in the pub and getting this look from people : o_0

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)

I can

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That made me spit my tea out!

Woo to you sir!

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

*likes big time*

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

ah, but do you love long time?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

for 5 dollar me love long time

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

You love me long time?

Or you just love?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

you pay dollar! me love! you dollar!!!

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

This is why I could never shag a Thai bird

all that bloody screeching. Like the girl in Ong Bak. GAH.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

my brother was in thailand once,

he said it was just like that, all you had to do was make eye contact in some areas.

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

i'd pay dollah just to get her to

Shut the fuck up.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

pfffftttt!

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

Actually it'd be more of a

'mmmmph'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

*winks*

*falls off chair*

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

*catches*

Hello, Doccles! Hello Siddles!
rarrr!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

Dave! Dave!

*jumpts up and down excitedly*

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

Protect yourself with

Spoonguard!

(

crab_bloke), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Oh ,for forks sake....

What ever happened to Sporks?

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

Fuck sporks. Hard. Up the arse.

Splades are where it's at.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

Spoons broke my home.

I'll thank you not to re-open these old wounds.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

I only wanted a knife?

/irony

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

There is no spoon

/auto complete

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

6 million ways to die...choose one

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

AIDS

(

Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

bad aids

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

face aids?

Ouchie.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

howling mad murdoch aids?

(stone the crows, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

eye aids

or shaids if you will.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

Killer bees!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

sexy animal people

and stuff

(Geek Tragedy hey look they don't allow html in the sig., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

Nazi Pandas

opressing Chinese villagers

(

Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

Panda with guns

Bring it on!!!

(duck Quack !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

^^ This ^^

And I suppose I'd better put some text in here, just to make sure, y'know, that it's a real message.

(MattDP (Squiggle), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

tomato prolapse

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

a Frankenstein's Monster

Made out of bits of all the JJ furries....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

being very late

ala question of the week

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

Harley Quinn doing gymnastics

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

I try not to draw other people's characters......

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

except Pajamazon!

Yay! \o/

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

I was kidnapped and thrown on that bandwagon.....

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

Colin and Edith

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

Last day on radio1

so glad to hear the back of that take on me shite.

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

*hums*

I love that song. And I love more the re-done part of the video in Family Guy with Chris in it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

^ this ^

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNTJo4Wgmrw

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

best ever fam guy moment

ever

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Edith is crap on her own

:¬(

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

well i find her on her own

is better than with colin taking me up the arse at the same time

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

Ah well

He should be behind edith you see. It has a kind of electrocution effect

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:34, archived)

You

do already know

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

Cthulu Attack!

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

Greek Freak

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

A panda and a squirrel in a sticky mess with pancakes and syrup

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

POWER METAL!

You know like a cat doing a epic keyboard solo, or slaying a dragon on stage with a KEYTAR!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

Wild Haslet?

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

freakshow..please Mr.Jackson :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

Baby pandas pretending to be ninjas

Nice one on getting a decent bit of work, but 'boo' to no SA next week.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Guy's gotta eat.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

But fasting is good for the soul.

Tricky.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

A Scotsman

playing a haggis, like bagpipes.

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

My surname is Haggis

but, to my knowledge, I've never been played by a Scotsman.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

An accountancy firm staffed entirely by tarsiers

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Colin & Justin (from TV)

Battling the hordes with Claymores.

(

diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

mighty homage to you, sir

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

Back atcha......

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)

Can you spot

the 'L' plate, Ladies & Gentlemen?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:35, archived)

hmmmmmmm

how about exremist butterflies being thwarted by a pint glass and a piece of paper

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

I'm hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)

what a silly horse!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

beware..horse is alien

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

Horse is a lion?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

no it's standing

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

it's been waiting an hour

the service is terrible

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

I love Wildlyles Hobby Horse Animations!

oh, errr, Woo!

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

...there is one in the pipeline......give me 5 minutes!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

Can it involve Cthulu Attack?

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

M T G G?

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

Might That Gnaw Gnaw

the what what?

O_o

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

Silly

Meeting.... with G apparently.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

with G'G's ?

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

Clippety Clop

I called them poppos when I was a little bunny Fae.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

Pffft.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

M. Night Shyamalan presents..

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

'ning folks

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

AFTERNOON tangoham

Mwa.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

pfffffffffffft

haha

(

bmjames, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

I bought maid marian and her merry men

series 1 and 2 yesterday. Yaaaaay free DVDs.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

you swine!

Where did you get them?

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

CD Wow

I got a £100 voucher because I review the besterest. I bought them, Blade trilogy, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Beach, Scrubs season 3, red Dwarf S6 and the 51st state.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

51st sucks

woo to the rest

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

I like anything with Samuel L Jackson in it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

Even

Unbreakable?

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

I's never seed it.

Not good then? I've heard confusing, but I like confusing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

The only confusion

is why people like M. Night Shambles' formulaic, watered-down drivel

Its saving grace is that SLJ has an amusing haircut :¬)

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

Sarah Lichelle Jellar?

Sarah Lessica Jarker?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

It still sucks though..

_{Like a $5 hooker}

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

after the disaster that was Blade Trinity how can the 51st state suck?

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

Fair point

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

*is watching that

because Ryan reynolds is in it*

And he's very nice.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:41, archived)

ahhh red dwarf

that show used to be great.

Mr Flibble is very angry!

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

We are talking April, May, June, and July fools.

The first series was the best; it went downhill from Kryten onwards I reckon.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

series 7 i reckon,

it was pretty good till then, 8 was awful

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

Jape of the century......

I know the latter series aren't up to much but I MUST HAVE A COMPLETE SET.

*heavy breathing* sorry, it's my OCD.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

how can they be free if you bought them?

*head explodes*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

voucha

I bought them with my voucher, but I didn't pay for it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

aaaaah woo! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

Yay!

Those are excellent, the missus bought them a while back.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

Compo it!

woo!

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

Damn I thought

of doing that last night. Ah well now i don't have to since yours is ace!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

...am I too late?

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

sadly, yes

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Yep.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

dun yesterday,

but still makes me chuckle

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Pfft!

Drink your milk and stay in school kids!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

and dont diss your mutha!!!

Cos there is no other

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

I am fed up with BA type jokes

but this is indeed a good un!

have a Woo made from old tractor parts and a tennis ball launcher

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

thank you

*fashions tractor parts and tennis ball launcher into a crude sex toy*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

Pffft!

This made me chuckle.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

i just hope all this kerfuffle will be over by june next year.

so i can take my beloved DS lite on the plane with me when i take a 28 hour flight to new zealand.
one way? who knows!
EDIT: pfft

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

fraid not,

this whole thing has been engineered by the people who make the hacked up versions of films to make you watch.

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

who'd want to bomb new zealand? :)

I think it'll be ok

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

hopefully.

i'm starting to hate england and the government etc.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

Fiji

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

Well, besides Fiji then

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)

Vanuatu

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

Fiji tried that already.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

bless you!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

I got checked for explosives last time I went to Tasmania.

Also, a sniffer dog checked my case. For fruit.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)

Warning

(ubersnack, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

ahahahahah

this is ace!
*clicks*

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

seconded

:¬D

(Zaza, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

Ahahahahaha

whoops, too loud for the office

*blushes*

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

*clicks*

hahahaha!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

wooyaywooyaywooyaywooyaywooyaywooyay

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

hee hee!

It am doin the spunkin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1111!

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

hahahahah

grest colour mathcing and top hummus

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

hahahaha

this is ace!

(asdfasdfasdf, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

Should I compo this? Im asking as I don't know how to :/

(ubersnack, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

yes

press edit under you post
you will see a dropdown box that says "this is a normal post" change it to the compo thing! :D

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

cheers!

(ubersnack, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Terror!

Train was late this morning, terror on the line apparently

(Tetsugaku-San www.thetalldesigner.com, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

ergh

I fucking hate it when they do black ink covers.
Leaves your hands covered in the stuff.

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

bit like the BBC's scaremongering news...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

That is ace

(Oggmonster ...it's a stigmatism I've had since the age of 5, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

what the hell!!

he has a blue chicken in his fliptop head!!!

get out of there silly chicken!!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

This is

the cleverest thing I've seen since I pushed Stephen Hawking out of his wheelchair.
Woo!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

hahaahaa!

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

ha ha ha ha, wonderful!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

Tee hee hees

*wants to click*

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account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

;)

b3ta.com/board/6215505

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

Ta! Great service!

*clicks thrice*

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account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

Hurrah!

*wants to click, but can't*

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

;)

b3ta.com/board/6215505

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

*clicks that thread*

Cheers!

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

*hugs* :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

*clicks the 'detonate' switch* Oops.

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

Pffft

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Ace.

www.b3ta.com/board/6213289

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

on the case

marvellous

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

*Arfs aloud*

Where does all your cleverness come from?

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

behind the sofa, right under the fluff and 5p pieces

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

I wondered what that unearthly green glow was...

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

they still

Didn't explain why it is too dangerous to allow people to take a book on the plane with them.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

paper cuts

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

that was the only thing I could think of.

I suppose you might be able to beat someone to death with the complete works of Shakespeare.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

could be the Qur'an...

heavily disguised as 'the famous five go weapons of mass destruction hunting'....

and as most of the media would have us believe, anyone who reads the Qur'an must be a terrorist....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

actually I think that's a side ploy to stop people bringing the Da Vinci Code with them

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Metro cracks me up

Every 2 months a new Terror thread (possibly related to Al Quaeda - who knows)

Every 3 months (when there was fuck-all proof of the terror stuff) a new disease that WILL kill us all! Totally dead, and stuff and it is scientifically proven as there are long words in use!

Keep them in a constant state of anxiety and nobody cares about council tax.

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sinisterduck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

council tax.

ARGHAHGEHGAHHAGRHAHAHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/shats

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

^^^this!

omg lol this!

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

Hehehe

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

10 print "error"

20 goto 10;

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

10 cls
20 p. "error";
30 gott 20

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

mein gott!

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

THat'll teach me to be a smartarse!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

haha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

Rare moment of hummus

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

*obeys*

*does the Sudoku much faster than the bloke sitting next to him*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Haven't done todays yet

but Friday's is normally the hardest.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

I hate Nemi

SOOOOOO MUCH!

(Geek Tragedy hey look they don't allow html in the sig., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

Ex goth

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

pffffffft.

^ this

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

...

there are norks today! *shocked*

(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

I know

I still can't get the pages appart!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)

Hahahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

Cheap and cheerful

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mikeyyy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

HA!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

hehehehe

woo!

By the way, does anyone know how to show background layers when using liquify tool in photoshop?

(asdfasdfasdf, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

Pfffft!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

Hello! I'm a bit late today.

Previously..
And before that..

Today, Ural's been saving Vladimir from a hoard of vicious baby pit-demons.
Not too sure where the mother's got too though.

What're you lot up to today?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

oh my!

That's one of your best yet, marvellous stuff!
(making things move, as ever.)

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

I'm looking at a lot of old conveyances and leases

and organising them on a spreadsheet. It's duller than it sounds :(

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

Ha ha

and I thought organising surveyors visits was boring!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

farting incomprehensively

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

*phones lawyers again* :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

Ural will grin menacingly at your lawyers.

Then probably offer them a digestive biscuit.
He's a softy at heart.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

big black cock!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

you called?

well.....the cock bit's right anyway.
(by the way, didn't get to say at the time, but the ramones one you did was fucking ace!)

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

Good god, thats fab.

I'm drawing dark scary trees with which to terrorize bunnies. Oh yes.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

Yay.

Today I am animating a masterpiece.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

Cheers for the help, sorry about the pic....

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

You better be sorry.

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Laughing Boy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

im a dunce

boooo

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

That

is the first step to curing a problem.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

save the image as jpeg not .psd

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

You made me LOL in the quiet office, you bad bad man!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

eeeexcellent :)

*twiddles thumbs*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

I Feckin love that!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

Ahahaha!

I love this! Deeply!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

Well I love it

Carnally!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thats brilliant!

Woo yay!!!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

Hahaha!

Excellent pic.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

Try this: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0VAAIA8YapotIsvoyv5MpeJMFuuNwEfKFpCZ0JzyGHiJe!bd0c*aYh*QFsimjYH37I86Bysw1ZBZKclm5VdgQ4e8IyE492F22sTtpLLosbCiFudfqJMxMd8TN4WxGYXOY/Dane.psd?dc=4675584710061645989

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

Oh dear!

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

again

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

Drakes on a Dane

bindun I'm afraid.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

put this <img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0VADpAsYapotIsvoyv5MpeJMFuuNwEfKFpCZ0JzyGHiJe!bd0c*aYh*QFsimjYH37I86Bysw1ZBZKclm5VdgQ4e8IyE492F22sTtpLLosbCiFudfqJMxMd8TN4WxGYXOY/Dane.psd"> in instead

Hold on, psd? that's not right.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

its a jpg, but labelled as a psd

wierdity

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

Might want to

read this message from the bloke wot owns this site.

www.b3ta.com/board/6217564

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

I'm starting to like Venn diagrams!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

this is either wrong

or my brain is broken

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

I think it might be a whole new level of venn diagram where rectangles are involved.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

are you fucking serious

Venn have rectangles!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

More to the point, rectangles have corners.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

rectangles have points??

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

Points have a value.

Think of them like credits.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

You're trying to post a .psd?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

haha

sooo funny, cant find anything which tells me i cant post a PSD.. so i'm guessing from your laughter that i can't.. what should i use then?

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

jpg or gif depending which is smaller

or very rarely a png. bmps are too huge.

psd is a photoshop file, not an image.

Use "save for web" in photoshop and optimise the photo to under 50kb.

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

it already is a 14k jpg

its just got a psd tag for some reason

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

Very very strange

it's still a redex though!

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

Thats...odd....

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

A psd is a photoshop file, which is probably why it's redexing.

Save it as a jpeg (under 50k), and find some decent hosting, like photobucket.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

Hello there. Grimmie here.

A .PSD is a file for Photoshop. It contains all the layers and fancy information that you've put into it. That's the thing that you'll want to open when you want to change something on your picture. Only, because it's just bit of information on what you've drawn, we can't actually see it without having a copy of potatoshop ourselves. Thus you have to save it as an image file (As SugerSpun said) such as a .jpg or a .gif

Dont feel too bad, we were all noobs once!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

Hurrumph

Thankyou all...

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

confusion

I relish in the confusion

hmm, relish

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

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