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# I'm back with another crazy image.

Ooh, sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Dog Soldiers ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# ^this
*super glues*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# "They won't fucking go back in, will they?"
Top film!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# bone
"there is no spoon"
(I helped save b3ta! General_Mayhem, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# nice
is it fred elliot?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I didn't actually model him on anyone.
I just thought "ah, a guy tearing out his intestines, that'd be fun to draw"
And drew it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)
# noice
is that a belt hanging down to the left?? i have some magenta on this puter to use up!

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Well its actually an intestine
but you can call it what you like :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Mental.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# I see a small boy clamped to his waist.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Reminds me of Cannibal Corpse's Eaten Back To Life
like this y'all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# My first vector.
Well, part of it is a vector. Any tips?
www.b3tards.com/uploads/BW_James.jpg
grumble grumble
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Braw!
looks a bit too much like freebies, but apart from that 'tis Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)
# freebies you say?
wassat then?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Bilbobarneybobs
BBB=Three B's=Freebies

here!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Ah I see :)
All this time spent on the talk board has addled my mind. Hand me my brain medicine!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
#
even though it really should be fivebees
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
i was going to say 4 then looked again...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Yes.
There's one here:

Salford Treatment Plant
Cobden Street
Pendleton
Salford
M6 6NA
Tel : 0161-736 9559
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)
# I reckon
everyone should call the above number and tell them a joke NOW!

...their job must bore the shite out of them, let's cheer up their day! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# PG
Aspagus
Q
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Mmm!
Contrasty!

Maybe make the colours a bit closer?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Ta, will try that.
I was trying to add 'intermediate' skin layers, but I couldn't get the shapes right...
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)
# my fisrt tip would be to go here
www.lemony.co.uk/tutorials
and have a look at optimisation
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# my first tip would be to go here
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
and get to France.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)
# board limit for still images
is 50k
gtf yourself
(i was being polite today)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Sorry,
thought you were being a Nazi :(
I thought it was 200k. *waddles off to /talk*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# so, can you optimise it or link it then?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Done, sah.
How come the limit changed? I'm not too bothered, just curious, as I'm sure the majority of people would be able to download any reasonable size of image quickly nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# the limit has always been 50kb for still images
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# The guideline has been
that still images rarely need to be over 50k. Exceptions to this are more often overlooked by mods than by board Nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# it's always been 50k
it's 250k for animations
(just because the majority can, doesn't mean we should ignore those who can't, and don't forget those people on capped connections)

and ta for linking it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# o i c
sorry again!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# thanks again
pleasure doing business with you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Some of us still have dial-up...
I only got breadboard broadband a month or so ago...

200k for animation, I think, and 50k for stills.

EDIT: 250k / 50k. Bah. The memory, it fades with age...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Nice smooth lines
great first attempt :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Yo! Yo! Yo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)
# now do a velocicrapper
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)
# no, not until you give me a good stabbing!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# bend over then, sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# *assumes position*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
# *sells tickets*








4. profit
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
# you getcher lab rat pissed and the
animal rights lot'll be duffing you over before you can say Huntingdon Life Sciences!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Haha! Very good.
Oh, and good after 'ning Mr The Hat Sir.

How are we today?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Brawtastic!
yous?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I'm about the same, squire!




Apart from being at work, of course...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)
# arf-some!
tres woo squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# wassup homie(sapian) ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# that makes no sense
modern homosapiens were around thousands and thousands of years after the dinosaurs had died out.

man and dinosaur never esisted together, and rachel welch in a fur bikini cannot convince me otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)
# spoil sport
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# puns on 12 o'clock major...
EVADE DAMMIT!
critical damage in the rear compartiment.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# hehehe!
*gets in pincer movement*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Ah, Stegosaurus: the most pasty-shaped of all the dinosaurs.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Mmmm!
yes, except the pastyosaur


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha!
i happen to be reading jurassic park at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Dickie Attenborough's character in the book is SO annoying...
...and he was an almost perfect description of an old boss of mine.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Shouldn't take too long
it's only two words . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)
# hit me right in the eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# i feel like a bronchitosaurus
(kidb Not any more, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# That reminds me of that early animation
with the dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# where's his bicycle?


hehe...it's quite good by the way:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# sleepy
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# aww.
Mis-parsed it first, as two white things disappearing up his nose...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)
# MAR... MAR!!
PUT THE GRILL PAN ON!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Ann Summers releases new dressing up range


Click for larger
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# heehee woo
"comes in pig or goat leather only"
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Of course,
it IS halal!
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# NSFW
she's showing part of her FOOT!!!

NSFW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# W = Whitey?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Woo
That's teh sauceh
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# hahahah
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Great start!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Oooh!
Leather and/or PVC.

/kinky funs blog
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# *orders three*
do they have a goat edition too?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# woo
that's most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Looks a bit like Billy Corgan
in the "Daphne Descends" pumkins video.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Phwoaar!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)
# great first post
welcome to b3ta
pull up a kitten
sho pa chair
etx
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Woo
Missed the fact that it was their first post...

Indeed, a good start.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# you must've done this before
post number 1 with a clicky for bigger link!?

WOO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Just 'cause I'm a newb on these boards
don't mean I'm ignorant to netiquette!

Don't fancy pissing off the locals on my first go!
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Bonus points
accent=dorset
There's not many as would be that considerate, zorr...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# teh birds, teh birds!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ooh
subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# hehe
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
took a while to spot - looks better further away!
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# is that
real?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# is anything
"real"

?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# take
the red pill,
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Rather woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# for winter
what do they say when they come back?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# im sorry
take me back?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I'm just wondering if that's their migratory message
and whether they say something nice in spring
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Aw, mother nature can tell us so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# What ackshully happened!
Just a bit of a problem with the autopilot circuits...

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# If he crashes that bird...
He'll be sent a large bill
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Oof!
My punhole is bruised.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# *further abuses*
Ashally, it's not like me to beak cruel


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Eek.
I'll be walking like John Wayne for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# John Wayne?
Wasn't he Batman?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
# don't know what all the fuss was about
with that source picture. I have video footage of the exact same thing happening in the exact same place

edt: how rude.. very woo picture!!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# linky link
linkerson
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I'm not just giving it away
am trying to sell it to ITV, was on a field trip with the kids at the school I work at, they all screamed etc.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
#
I've seen some footage of it on metacafe.

Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
#
www.metacafe.com/watch/249287/pelican_eats_pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)
# no
damn damn damn damn damn!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
#
Well lets hope yours has the money shot swallow sequence that this one seems to be missing
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)
# that's really nicely done
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)
# It took me a minute to figure out what this was.
I initially thought it was a snail cock or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)
# ..


Blog and Archive
.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hmmm
i would have put 'hehe' if it was something to laugh about, like
still, 'woo'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# wonderful
that's absolutely on the mark
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# hehehehehehe nice
and 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# noon sir !
I suppose someone's already mentioned the Virgin B3ta story in today's Media Guardian ?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# many times...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# twas on 5live apparently
but i missed it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# It has also just been on the five live news bulletin as well :-)
gotta love it...

Now. If we could just do the same thing to 'Zoo'...

/un-tagged another image of mine this week, grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Casio Royale
and Fanj got the 'jpeg of the week' for his Port Veil FC.
EVERY single pic this week is via B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# b3ta should collectively sue them
It an absolutely shite waste of paper that's not fit for anything except wiping your arse if caught short in the jungle anyway... though you could knock one off beforehand as most 'articles' contained within seem to consist of some dopey slag getting her fake funbags out.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# send their solicitor a letter
Wiggins and co. or one of their head honchos - I can give you details if you want.

Zoo are sometimes putting a disclaimer in miniature writing saying images are taken from B3TA but they'd love to hear from you if you made the image to give you 'credit'.

Which kind of contradicts them removing identification and, as they take them from b3ta they can obviously get in touch with you.


EDIT - As my representative is still in negotiations with them I can't say much more.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# the 'tag removal' was the thing I was wondering about
It's not a 'corporate whore for cash+prizes' thing,
but be nice to actually print the pic 'as is' with tag,
surely it takes effort on their part to actually remove it.
I may well take you up on getting their details to send them a letter/email,
I know you've had dealings with them, so don't want to step on your toes for
any progress you have made, but there been getting on for 16 or so pics appearing in there,
at least Nuts leaves the tag on

/helps to have the present mrs. architect work in a place that sells magazines, so she checks for me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# no problem with you having a go at them
just email me if you want the contact details.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)
# good on ya squire!
will do
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Yup and it was on Radio 5 apparently
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Has anyone scanned it in?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# it's been everywhere
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# nice !
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# bloody repeats
(moistness, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)
# hah
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)
# haha - its true!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I'm quite liking Lead Balloon
although you make a valid point! - Woo!

/and well done on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# i haven't bothered with lead balloon
jack dee has turned utter shit since he started doing adverts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Which decade are you living in?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# as far as i can remember Jack dee did adverts for john smiths in the early 90's
And he was quite good on the "Apollo" shows recently imo.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# exactly, he's been shit for a while
imo :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# emo ;)
Haha, well i like him.
Lead Baloon is a bit ironic title, as the sitcom jokes go down like a well...
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)
# yep
I saw it once and thought the samething. He wanted to call it shit sandwich apparently, I guess a tap reference may have improved it slightly!
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:47, archived)
# what does imo mean?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:24, archived)
# In my opinion..
The username says it all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)
# aha.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:52, archived)
# silly
everyone knows its 192006
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
#
he has always been shit!
"oh look at me, with my dead pan humour"
no, you are not funny, you cunting fuck, you are all of teh gay.

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Reminds me of a sitcom I tried to pitch to the beeb a few years ago.
It was kind of a bitter comic series starring Bernard Bresslaw (RIP) as a self-centred comedy writer trying to cope with life's day-to-day problems.
The bastads still haven't called back.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# nailed
at least a new series of time team started last night
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# It's funny coz it's true
so true...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# That is almost as good as Raquel Cassidy...
... excuse me a second

*woo*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I fucking hate Curb Your Enthusiasm
Mainly because Larry David is an unfunny miserable cunt.
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Arrested Development is much better
/the best US comedy for years
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# ^this
It's absolutely fantastic, and it really threw me as it is so intrinsically unamerican in its humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# ^this
It's like someone in the US actually got our warped sense of humour and 'had a go'. It worked. Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# No.
Americans can have warped senses of humour without it being a copy of anything British.
(Adrian Monk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# that being said, there are so many british elements
Mitchell Hurwitz, the creator, has said he's been influenced a lot
by some of the anarchic Brit humour in writing it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I stand corrected.
(Adrian Monk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# one leg shorter than the other?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# i tried to get into that
but i failed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I've only seen one or two episodes
thanks to crappy bbc2 scheduling
but i think it's great also
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
#
This^
(WiggZ, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)
# So agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)
# perhaps true, but all funny!
so there!

although Gervais does freely admit that he is influenced by Larry David
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
#
although Gervais does freely admit that he is influenced by Larry David's shamefully small cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
#
influencedpenetrated
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)
# lovely stuff
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# So that's the BBC schedule for tonight...
what's on C4?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Draws attention to
www.b3ta.com/board/6474031

and

www.b3ta.com/board/6474160

From last night.

Those BBC comedy comissioners are at it all the bloody time aren't they?
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# BOOSH
one word.

That's BBC, thats funny!
(Drumjunkie13 dosen't exist, especially at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
#
I agree 100000%
(Ninja Squirrel what is this new-fangled technology?!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# .
me too
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Excellent
Since I hate Ricky Gervais and Curb... Not seen Lead Baloon, but I'll say that sucks too (working on the law of averages).
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 20:42, archived)
# the first is the best
they'd never get away with that "beloved cunt" joke anywhere but HBO..!
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 20:54, archived)
# so true
well the bottom two at least.
(simod, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 22:42, archived)
# jack dee
hung up on me 2 weeks ago. what a cunt!
(bogsludger, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Fuck Yes!
Last week's episode of Lead Balloon totally ripped off a scene from Extras. The main character is sharing a dressing-room with a has-been comedian and is embarrassed when he's trying to talk to him and sees him in some state of undress. Not even a homage, a rip off
(Idid, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Basil's Brush with the local hunt
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Weirdly enough I remember this being done for the
'where are Kids TV characters now?' competition many moons ago
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Not as badly
I'll warrant
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# It was a one frame image using the same source as
your 4th frame, as I recall, can't think who did it.

Yours is great too
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# oh fucking dear

hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# that's really well done!
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# boom, boom
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Haha!
There's hardly enough left to make a hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# damn you to hell
i was working on that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# sorry
sir
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# s'all right
yours is alot better then mine
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# *sobs*
It's so true!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# saves me having to shop it...
www.b3ta.com/board/6476014
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# thanks for the inspiration
TGA
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# hehehe
I was just about to upload my version as well,
but yours is better by far!

dang your fast shopping abilities!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# TOO FACKING RIGHT

*joy*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# hehe
poor Virgin. I wonder if Beardie is aware of how badly his people cocked up?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# He will be soon
Don't all beardies read Teh Grauniad?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Yay!
Woo...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# aah,
saw that on friday, but couldn't quite make out the writing trailing behind the baloon

btw, RPS was yesterday
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Dressing up is fun

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)
# whats that?.....pun o'clock?....now?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
"i cant believe its not batter"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# possible advertising tagline
for KY jelly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# eww...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# have some more
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# saves me having to shop it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Small addition
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# It's time to groove and Sheik!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)
# woo
this is cool
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Sheik Yerbouti!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ...




The virgin comp just made the 5live news!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)
# i bet they loved the soham one
mwahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# and were we all bored designer types?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# not sensationalist enough
surely we'd be cruel degenerate perverts or somesuch
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Speak for yourself...
I'm not a degenerate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)
# You are Ellen Degenerates
aicmfp.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)
# b3ta is always described as being populated by bored designer types
but bored cruel degenerate perverts would be more accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Yep, that's why I'm here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)
# do they have 'listen again' for five live?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# congrats on your 'port veil' pic in 'zoo' this week
/I think it was you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# really?
the one in the shops now?

wow
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# I think it was yours, won the image of the week thing I think on the back page
'port veil fc' pic?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# yeah it was mine
i'm buying that tonight :D

cheers for the heads-up!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# no worries :-)
it kind a takes up a good portion of the page
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)
# try this
www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/fivelive_aod.shtml?fivelive/newsbulletin
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Blast
I can't listen to RM at work.

Get it onto YouTube someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# me too
it asks for a password for our work proxy :(
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I got halfway through and it cut out
I was bored by then.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I don't even get that.
I just don't have RM player on here and can't install anything and half the rest of the BBC stuff won't let me listen to it 'cos we go through a server in Frankfurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# seems to be four minutes
of yabbering on about Tony Bliar, Gordon Brown, and their alleged "Green" initiatives. Didn't hear anything mentioning Virgin...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# really?
Did they say if I'd won an XBox?

And it's here too www.theinq.com/default.aspx?article=35359
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# you don't want an X-box
they're shit.

you want a Wii with the Andrew McDavies game.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# I want a PS3
The ad people clearly know nothing about consoles


or marketing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# I want a wii!
*crosses legs*

Can I go please?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I want cold, hard cash
/'noon Thor
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# 'noon archie.

i trust you're well with no ills or defuddlements?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)
# I'm actually very well at the mo
haven't been on here much due to immense workload among other things :-)

hope all is well in Thor's Kingdom
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)
# aye, i was off work for a break last week and ended up coming down with a cold.
bloody thing.

still, not long til the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I don't want your money honey
I just want your funky love.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)
# in nagasaki they go funky for your love
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)
# smells like a great big smelly marketing ploy to me
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# yep
that rob is a sly one ;)

oh, he has a book out does he?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# arf

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# ^ cough cough cough
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# muhahahah
got to hand it to him !
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Isn't it funny what happens when you say yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)
# You're all naughty and irresponsible.
Tut tut.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Yeah we are!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# You love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# what did they say on the news?
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Didn't
actually hear it, I got a call from another b3tan who nearly crashed his car when it came on.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# haha
that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Good work!
I did a b&w DeceptIcon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Corr!
Classic man.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)
# prizes still
being paid woooo hooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
#
*dances in celebration of the great Virgin /B3ta war victory*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)
# *wonders if Branson does a new Hot Air Balloon challenege with 'Your all Gay' emblazened on the side of the Balloon*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)
# ha ha!
NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)
# arf!
/has a listen
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)
# What did they say?
I can't access it at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I so
love us.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)
# own up
who were the norty ones who upset Richard

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)
# *raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Baddun
keep up the good work
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)
# I tried
Not sure if I managed.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I tried my best.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
No, Mr Branson i'm expecting....
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)
# congratulations
when's it due?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Oh and
technology.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1934929,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# 100,000 members?
There's only about 50,000.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# And 35,000 of those are Stemil.


:)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# And
www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/30/b3ta_sees_off_virgin/
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Right. You swines have snapped my mind in two with mental, horrible pictures today.
I'm broken. It's your fault. So now you have to look at this.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)
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er... damn, that didn't work!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Pfft.
Fool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)
# I'm a likeable fool, though =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Very much so!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I've just seen that you were at the Derby bash...
So that's someone else I missed.

Sorry about that - see you at the next one hopefully!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)
# i suspect you meant to go for the ignor button.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# this has made me want an igor button!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# just press the x at the top right of your screen
it'll all go away
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# No
That'll shut down MS VB .NET...

So probably no bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# errmm
ris
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Slit whose throat?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# i've no money or drugs
so go ahead and slit the bastards throat, i don't care, go on, fucking do it.

FUCKING DO IT YOU BASTARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)
# what images?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# what's going on here then?
I saw a bloke fall asleep at the controls of a tuba yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I hope you put it on YouTube.
Although it's quite soothing just imagining it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# his chin was resting gently on the buttons
someone else blew a huge note on it. Hilarity
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# YouTuba?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Why, thank you. Don't mind if I do.
Have one yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# you
are all of teh gay.

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Result!
*celebrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Mmm...tasty...


Also
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)
# zombie cubes!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)
# yes more of this!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# another eventful day in the ice cube machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Ha! I like these...
I like them a lot.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Gwaah!
Zombie cubes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
# look what i found
Opps - not really safe for work!!!

www.page3.com/page3idol/2006/061028/kelly_19_tyne&wear.jpg

Newcastle through and through!!!
(perkusfux, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# NSFW!
link it you bastard!

edit: oh, sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)
# sorry
done

edit: sorry too!
(perkusfux, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Geurgh!
NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)
# PHROAAR!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)
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snd she knows it!
(perkusfux, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)
# goodness
that's put me off for life
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Hadaway and shite
Plenty of fit lasses in the toon.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# www.zombiepumkins.com
pumkins i carved using stencils from Zombie Pumkins.



(GGWRX, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Wow
Those are all of the awsome
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)
# HOOOGE
but pretty
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Nice work!
I did one last year, and found them tedious as hell!

(btw, a coping saw blade works wonders better than the little saw in one of those kits)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)
# saw
yeah i used a scalpel to cut out initial stencil then used small wood carving saw to do rest. fleasheater took me an hour!
(GGWRX, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I used a set of Xacto knives (scalpel-like)
Not bad for an hour's work!

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Fleas Heater?
Sounds scary! :)
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Top
one looks like Eddie Head. Woo :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)
# eddie
never noticeed that but it does!! Front cover of new album commision??
(GGWRX, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)
# wow
they're much smarter than the average pumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)
# nice
i've used their templates for the last couple of years, they are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Ooh they're good.
My pumpkin's still sat on the table whole. Really ought to get round to carving it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Great!
That's must be a bitch to carve.

I can't believe it's a whole year since I done these (repost):



(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Help!
Strange stuff came out of my nose when I read the words 'cunt puffins'.
Herr Doktor - I suggest a nice holiday in the countryside.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)
# me too
still trying to hold it in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Well, he asked the question....
www.b3ta.com/board/6475707

Opus Day-Oh!

Edit: Should have spent a bit more time on the neck, but I was getting teh fear having to look at those dead, unthinking eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# she's a man baby

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# that woman makes me RAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)
# You're not alone
there.

She's a Religious Freak.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)
# it's not here religiosity that makes me rage
it's her fucking nimby-ist simpleton twattishness, her ridiculous voice/face combo
and the fact she's a thoughtless balir-apologist with no value in her own right

i'm going to stop typing as i can feel my bile rising
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)
# ^this^
to the absolute max.
(I helped save b3ta! Grouch would quite like his clients to stop being numptys, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)
# rage with the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)
# she's a strange one
and an odd choice for some of the jobs she gets. It's like making Prescott head of Pies
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Could this be a member of Charlie Sheen's family?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Seems (Sheens) a little harsh on
Martin and Emilio, if you ask me.
Which you didn't, I'll grant you, so...oh - Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHA!
If you find Earth boring,
Just the same old, sane thing
C'mon & sign up with Outer Spaceways Incorprporated...

& yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)
# She likes Tony's muscles
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Squishy specters......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)
# I would be very happy
to be haunted by these two...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)
# cor!
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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)
# x marks the spot?
interesting case of acne, if that's so...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# the only spot I squeeze these days
is the G Spot!






/bollocks blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Eh?
G-spot in your bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# I like that picture/thread separating device!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# perhaps they are just kisses
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Thankyou...
...for pushing that lardy arse further down the board :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)
# i've 'ignored' them
is it STILL there?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)
# yes
'fraid so.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# fucking twat!
(them not you)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I guessed
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Yip!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# well said.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Nicely done - that's cleared my screen, and everyone's in the office downstairs!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)
# lollage!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)
# thanks
good thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)
# NOW ALL PAY ME £10 VIA PAYPAL OR I'LL DELETE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)
# the only problem is that
to get past it, I have to grab the scroll bar and zoom down, invariably leading to overshoot
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)
# wow
and croissants are the finest choise of breakfast too. Wish I had some
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# That's rather ace...





As usual...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# OH YES
that's rather beuatiful
don't be surprised if it ends up on some fat goth's arm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha! Or back =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)
# is that jessie and CW?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# No…..but that is a nice thought.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# ah yes, it's lacking the tentacle quota to be them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Why do we need a tentacle quota for it to be us?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Huloo Jack
Some colourage for you, and not for the first time on this pic

Clicky for biggerage

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Hurrah!
Where is TUTT, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# in the boot of my car
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)
# *mmmnnffff!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Quiet! Or its the hose again!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Woo!
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# yeah
thankyou for that (:

*huggles*

*quick grope*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)
# you do realise he's not wearing any underpants
don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Someone stole them.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# sorry
that was me
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Can I have them back?
I like that pair. It has a stain that looks like Clint Eastwood.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# nope

*sells on ebay for £102*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Yeep!
8O
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)
# is it surprising that i read that as
"squishy sphincters" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)
# On this board; no.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)
# *wishes his house was haunted*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

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