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# The Family Bowl

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Strange yet lovely
Yay

nice ninja edit!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# *runs off*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# how does he wank?
nice pastel-esque thingy
W/Y
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Caerphilly
Exeter bike shop
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# cheese?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# usjews?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# It clips the habits
off of nuns and spuums in glorious relief
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# How charmingly odd!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
#

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# popes on bastard springs
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Pope on a bastard rope.
For those bastard-to-reach shower areas.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# popes on pogosticks
taking over Portugal
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# with ferret backup
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# and berret feedback
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# well, obviously
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# }:(
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# :U
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# is that some kind of duck?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I have no idea
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ('' )< --HONK--
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# YES
*honk*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# HONK!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# that reminds me of this (reversed though)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# :^D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# (8=X
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# 5:o)
thank'ver murch!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# @@@@:^)

/Marge Simpson
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# <:3 )~

/Mouse?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# coo! thats a new one on me
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# as this is a JollyJack thread
I'm confused as to whether those are ears or tits

Edit: Maybe they're tits with ears... or tits with tits...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# weeing goblin with tits!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# (:
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Oh hush.
This is a new piccy.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Aye
I explained him the FAQ's once and for all last saturday... this is a new pic :P
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# *feels justified in objection*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# A Pterodactyl inside the sun.
Listening to Limp Bizkit while he gets ready for a night out with the lads.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# The
greatness of bacon
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# *Tick*
9/10
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# No more frames?
:(
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# The SA characters
Playing with one of them new fangled wii things
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# *does not like Wii*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# bah
suppose your a PS3 'all the gear, but shite gameplay' kinda person?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# No.
I hate all new consoles.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Terminator-Scarlet
Like what was thunk below an' that.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# doctor!
I understand you are a Glee Club type of guy.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Indeed, nonny.
Moderately regular.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# AGRIFUTURE
THE FUTURE OF AGRICULTURE, I WANT TO SEE GLACIAL TIL DISCUSSIONS ON FLOATING SINCLAIRS BETWIXT L.E.D SICKLE CARRYING FARMERS

FLOATING CROP RETRIEVAL MACHINES

AND AT MINIMUM TWO BEES
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I assume the LED's will be counter-sunk to avoid falling off and being a potential foreign body to the grain?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# ofcourse!
also they'll flash

and a little speaker will make beeping noises
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# *pre orders*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Yes Bees! Thats the ticket!
Will there be robots? Robot bees?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# I do hope this gets drawn one day
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# you
rock
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# with tits!!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Sexy nuns.
Exeter bike shop
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# "if creationists were right"
(gary larson style)

well, anything gl-style would do
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# tea and biscuits and SEX
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# the three-way combo?
/that's so good it could almost be classed as a menage a trois
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# gets my vote every time
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# *dunks*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# sounds good
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# dunk, dunk, squelch?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# dunk, dunk, squelch?
Exeter bike shop
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# twice!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Well, I so like my tea.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# In that order?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# all at once if you can manage it
*waggles eyebrows*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# *spills the milk*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Eighteenth Century aliens
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ^ This
Instead of mine.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# ^
Definitely this
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# what a splendid picture.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# I'm going to transparentimificate him now.
Exeter bike shop
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Greeks
making a working model of Apollo 13 out of wood and string
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# gaping cunts
and spurting cocks.

with fur and tits.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I was waiting for you to turn up.
You and 4dam make cartoon time worthwhile.

*swoons*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# couldn't really be arsed putting any effort in today
as it was already half way down the board when I saw it.

(and 4dam's not around so there's no competition!)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Afternings all

Today for my lunch I had a good old slice of sketching with a side of MsPaint, what did you all get up to?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Sketching also
woo to that
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# w0000!
excellent, though I suspect the facts aren't strictly 120% accurate.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha they weren't at first
but then I corrected my spelling mistakes :P
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# which is why they're not accurate
the Duke never paid a blind bit of attention to his typing!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# a desolation baguette with an ennui salad
with depression cake to follow
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# The Luncheon of Numbing Inevitability
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# A BLT and Sequential Art.
Veh nice pic, Btw :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Woo to D!
I had a wander about, searching for coffee machines.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Yay!!
Mrs Palm? the seamstressessess?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# no not the seamstressessessess.
sorry :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# huzzah for this!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# am i gonna be H?
what else could be H?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Can't wait 'til the 'Z'...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# there's plenty for H
you'll have to wait and see I'm afraid! :P

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# There was a turkey steak thing in the canteen that wasn't cooked properly
and so was completely inedible.
So I made a sandwich of granary bread, cham & pickle.
Oh & a slice of black forest gateau.
It was braw!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I had black bean noodle and some toast
then a nap.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Cor - I had black bean noodles last night.
What flavour was the nap?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# hurrah!
you gotta love dave the facts! (:
*sigh*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# For lunch I was asleep, then I got dressed for work
(5 hours behind you guys)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
ACE! WOO!


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# you forgot
DEFRAGGLE!!!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# No I didn't
I'd already decided what I was going to do.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# I thought you weren't doing people?!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Dave the Facts isn't people!
JEALOUS!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Message from Kim Jong Ill
Hans Bwix! Hans Bwix can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# *tries not to post*
*fails*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# heheh
one day i'll post that without you here
and it won't look right
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I'll find it when I spaz back...
...and post it three days later =)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Redex?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# kim jong ill has redex weapons?

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# Message from mediocre:
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# that's the one i was waiting for

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Yea its one of my favourites too
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#

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# Redex?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# how very mediocre
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I'm not sure how these robots started, but I like them!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Yup...that's about as mediocre as it gets
WOO!

I like the flashlight...handy!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# ..
a e
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# bend over and spread'em
here comes my fleshlight
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I thought you were meant to....
I mean, not...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# It looks like
he's given some other robot a rim job. And that robot has an oil leak on its butthole.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# these are rather ace sir!
rather ace indeed
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Resurreecting bandwagons since 1897.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Wow!!
The history of the meme....
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# That shark's hardly aged, has he?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# So he hasn't!
Also, there appears to be a spaceman on the ladder....
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Haha, no silly - it's Bigger Boot, from Spongebob the Movie!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# It goes back much further...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# *gives standing ovation*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# * notices "tent" in your cycling shorts *
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
#
tent marquee
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Haha
I do recall an egyptian-like hieroglyph of the sorts too
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# I love this.
In fact, I love it twice.

Once, because it's funny.

Twice, because I knew it was yours before I got to the bottom of the post =)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# it be-eth real!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# that was real
I was there when they shrunk tower bridge for it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Did they bastard shrink it?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# yes they bastard did
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# * cunts in the fuck *
Pedant.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# did I miss the w00 out?
woo and yay, doctor!

EDIT: Oh, doctor! There is an event this evening you may be interested in.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Good boy.
*pats on head and gives a sweetie*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# EGADS!
A flying contraption and a Tooth-monster!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# i liketh this
:)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# haha
bindun, but there's room for more :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# I think there most certainly is


woo to the doctor!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# wheeeeeee
nicely!

I did one too yesterday :D

(tis only 49kb too :D)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Theres a shark in the thames?
haha clicks away!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Everyone who plays it dies...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# *plays laughter track*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# ahaaaaahaaaaaaa
:o)

edit : insert something about noels ring here!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# noel has a nice ring.
I like it, if I had to rate it I'd give it a 9 out of ten.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# that'll do!
:o)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Haha
great stuff
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# hahahahaha, scary Noel!
wonderful
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Brilliant but scary!
*clicks*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Arrrrrggggghhh!
That's like a nightmare come true.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# My Mum
always gets annoyed at Noel and calls him 'That wanker'

Woo all the same :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# You probably all missed the brief tubedog bandwagon.
But here's a ressurgence!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# first milestone!
yes, i know it is not much... yet


edit: Ta!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Hooray!
Congrats!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Oh my!
Very nice!

10% towards nekkid!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# MORE NEKKID
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)
# as i hear it
you flash the flesh :o)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)
# it has been known
on at least two occasions.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# he gets his smelly arse out
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# hehehe
scratch and sniff webpages :o)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)
# I love you


pic by Jessie.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# ...sickbag by British Airways...
;-)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Pollonium by the KGB
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Obsession, by Calvin Klein
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# walk by the promenade
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# love me do, by the Beatles
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Ashby-By-Partny
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# bye bye baby goodbye by the bay city rollers
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)
# that's by the by
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Maria, caught by the Von Trapps
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# a biped in a biplane
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# by the seaside?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# at a bipartisan conference
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# by jove, I think he's got it
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Good to see the sunshine bus is still in operation
Needs more dobber
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
to anyone looking at his pic - THAT AINT MY SCARF. Cheers.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
#
"...and this is my partner, David Furnish."
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I can't actually remember whos it was...possibly Jessies
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# OH YES
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Vector by the lovely IVV
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# sexy tiem!
I love how my fez gets around :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# when you get to 50000 do you lose the card?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# ask Happytoast sometime next week...
he's bound to be somewhere near 50,000 by that time
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# 7 days...


congratulations
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# congratualtions!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# how very post modern*
congratulations!!!

*possibly not post modern.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)
# *pun alert*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Yay
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# congratumilationalisationalistifications
and woo to your pic!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# This reminds me of those Russian flash artists
Conclave_ _ _ _Obscurum

congrats...and now on to a real milestone
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? :0
oooh... scary flash thingies
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# congrats!
funky spooky thing you got going on there!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Congratumalations on your
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Your name's not down you're not coming in!!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Excellent
Where they go to the bogs two by two
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
#
and yes, that's exactly what happened almost 375 years ago

/creationist blog
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# "Your name's" also works
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# He's a bouncer
They can't spell



*whilst distracted gets in cheeky edit*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# :)
you want to add the ' to name's then too ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Don't know why i bother
:)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# It's not spelling, it's punctuation
/runs like hell
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# *Chases*
*trips over a dictionary*

*learns*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# I love creationism
I had the JWs trying to explain to me for ages the other day exactly how Noah collected 2 of each of the between 5 and 8 million species of beetles and where he stored them.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)
# the stupid thing is that if they added a smattering of Darwinism
they could say that Noah was an advanced species who collected the first spark of life in a matchbox, kept it out the rain for a couple of months and then popped it back once it had turned out nice again, leaving it to evolve in to all the different species.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# I joined a Christian Forum once just to ask that very question.
They said, "God brought them unto him".

They didn't understand that the amount of species on the earth requires a planet-sized carriage, not just a P&O ferry
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)
# And then you have all the food
and what exactly do the carnivores eat?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# poor saurus :(
must have been wearing trainers
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *I like this*

your?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Actually, you're not so far from the truth
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Haha
he isn't even wearing a hoodie
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Awwwww!
Poor flossieraptor.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# hehehe
dino
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Nice
No God of mine would kill all the Dinosaurs!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# mine put them in a spaceship
and sent to to a distant planet - where the discuss important issues and drink tea! but then i could be wrong :o)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# my name IS 'down'.
can i come in?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Sure can
One guest only though
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# yay!!
lovely.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# 'tis grand!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Frosty the Bastard Part 3
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha
ace
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# hahahah

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!!
Brilliant
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# haha!
great shovel action!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha that is special
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# If I have to watch just ONE MORE Dora The Explorer, I'll... I'll...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# speak fluent spanish?
Woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# ¡Hola Boots!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
#

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Crivens!
What's happening to her!?

woo!


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# She's the Furminator.
"I need your boots, your gloves, and your... ooh, I yam SHINY!"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Arf!
That made me do a proper 'ppFFT!' giggle, ye bar star
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# I aim to please!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# He he
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Heheheh!
Lully.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# she's a sceintist!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Strange
She's normally more of a naturist from what I've seen.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Did I miss a "don't eat yellow snow" gag?
I cant work out why she spaks out in the last fram
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Effluents = sewage
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Effluents are the washings awya from all sorts of different processes.
And plenty of them are even nastier than sewage.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# yep
sewage goes away in time and feeds teh wormses. Arsenic, lead, chromium ... don't.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Yay!
*can't wait to see where this is headed*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# AGRIFUTURE!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# AGRE!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Wooo!
She really is one heck of a scientist!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
#
Pssst, can you upload it to b3tards.com so I can see
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Cheers buddy
and stop calling me shirley
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Is it snowing for you?!
/jealous
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Nope.
No snow here.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Wanna colour in?
I have a book here an' I've not even scribbled on most of the pages
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Can't.
I ate my crayons....again.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# That explains...
...Scorpion & Spider.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Not even close here
Mushrooms are still coming up in the garden
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)
# It can't be snowing
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
I like this lots, Mr JJ
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# arf!
:)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Woo!
Can we have just one of her getting the arse smashed out of her so I can have my first and only cartoon animal wank (except for the Cadbury's Bunny obviously).
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Buy your furry porn off ebay just like the rest of us!


...there are links on JJ's site ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Or watch who framed roger rabbit
Like the rest of us did as kids
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# hmmmm... interesting
i just use irc
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Mr Mole sure was a lucky bastard
All sexy bunnies must have a west country accent... 153% of FACT!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# yey! snowing!

like rain only colder
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# mmmmmm
tasty!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# expert
brilliant execution. formidable word play. a must see for all jolly jack fans!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Still would...


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# She looks like the Tunnocks boy
now she's bald.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# but with norks!
perfect!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# That just makes her sexier
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hello Trippy
May I refer you to my previous comment?

www.b3ta.com/board/6609542
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Indeed you may
I'm too slow today. Helloes Cheeky!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# It may be wrong of me
But I think I prefer her look without the hair. It just kinda suits her.

EDIT: But after Smallbrainfields comment above, I am having second thoughts.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# paper bag job
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# I wouldn't fuck her...
But I'd ONION FUCK her.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Please explain...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# :O)
Pull her skirt up over her head and tie it off.

So she looks like an onion.

Onion fuck.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Well I never.
You learn something every day.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# mwahahahahahahah`
No, I hadn't heard that one before.
Yes, I found it amusing.
Yes I'm having trouble breathing now.
/reaches for the ventolin
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# You would spluff in a paper bag?
Well, waste not want not I suppose...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# and save it for later?
... ?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# cor
would - now as for gail - well maybe :o)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# i'd forgotten that stunt
now there's nothing to grip while she sucks you off, but I suppose you could french polish her.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Has ALL her hair fallen out?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Silly question...
But why is she on Big Ben?

/relurks
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# I prefer this version
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Thanks!
Don't remember seeing that at the time.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Yes it is.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Who that?
/lives in a paper bag apparently
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# would
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)
# gail
is she completely bald?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Smile!
It's her big day and she's very excited.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Is she floating?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# No.
She's just spread out on the carpet.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# She's Melting...
(Woo to piccy Subtlety)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# are they puddles?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# UNLEASH THE BOUQUET!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# It's cold in here.
Put another granny on the fire.

Ooops: Nice pussy BTW.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# that's nice!
fluffy tiem?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# *fears*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Hi-de-bleedin-hi.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Ho-de-beedin-ho!
'noon everybody!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Good afternings!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Haha!
I think...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Spongs
should be a rule of comedy if they're not already.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# haha
SHATNER! Seamless.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Installment 2!



(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# congrats on the FP!
and woo to this too
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Thankies!


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)
# woo!
:)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)
# oh noes!
I hate it when that happens. Congratulations on the fp!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Have a woo!
That is most woosome! And so diabolically small in filesize too!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I love your icon hat!
I thought it was going to be an "A" at first...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Thanks
I worked all night on it, and made 5 small vietnamese children cry!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# if you woo a picture
and hi cockalorum a woo
what do you say to an ace hat?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# HAT'S AMAZING!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Anything except this
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# TOP HAT!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I quite like that one
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# HATSTAND!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# chapeau!
of course!

meaning both "hat" and "applause"(or showing reverence)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Il signore, il vostro cappello è magnifico!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Cheers
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# 'Ello Mr Hat!
Congrats on't FP!

There are indeed many ways to blow an elephant.

I will be watching Nigella on't telly tonight!




(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# BLERK!
'lo

You'll be watching her new dinner video? *sniggers*


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# He he, i see what you did there
ps, whats on the fp? the fp is blocked here
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# elephant porn
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# I've just got that...
Haha - yes, I'd like to see her new dinner video =)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# will she...
..be blowing an elephant?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Not if I get there first
I mean, she can blow me, not that I'll be blowing the elephant... I think
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Very pretty,
but I think the gigantic arse would put me off after a while. Shame that.

BTW - how old hat is Mike Strutter (Paul Kaye's latest character)? I've put a link on the linky board if anyone's interested. Personally, I crapped myself laughing.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# It is rather gigantic - I noticed that when she was on Wossy's show the other day.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah,
me too. Tragic, but I guess if Saatchi says "Bigger", then bigger it is (the fucking shite-collecting feeder).
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# hooray!
she am all the sexy and curvy
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Grr.
Nigella is teh lovely.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# mmmm
middle class housewife totty, WOOF!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# yay! part 2 of the award winning story
except this one has a very sad ending :(
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Wildlife documentary makers aren't allowed to interfere...
They have to let these thing happen, heartbreaking though it may be.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# sodopaedo!
banging a baby elephant!

'tis woo though
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Hehe reminds me of the news story
About the guy who had the air hose "accidentally" inserted into his rectum
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha - loves it
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# He just got greedy
He should have checked the inflation guidelines on the elephant first!

...and Congrats on the FP sir! you deserve that and many more!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# *cuddels*
Fankoo!


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Afternings, lovely lady!
*molests slightly*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# 'nings you!
Stop changing your name, it confuses me!

...and buy stuff from me
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I've stopped changing it - it'll change no more.
And yes, I probably will buy something from you actually.

Not today though.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# congrats on the fp
great animation :o)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Awwww...
This made me do a weep.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Haha! Here, Samuel L Jackson's got something for you:


And congrats on the FP =)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Go for it Mr CDC Soldier bloke!
Woo1
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Hello stranger!
How are you?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# I'm alright
bashed out though after the weekend in Sheffield.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# I want to call him
Sir Trumpington
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# *Parps with joy*
Ace!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# They don't do entertainment like they used to.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# she shoves them up her mimsy
I saw it on a video my Dad had
and then a man comes along and he does bad things


such very, very bad things
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# does he kick puppies?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# up her
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# He licks pussies!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# meow!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Does he
tell all the kids that the Easter Bunny isn't real?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# WHAT?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)
# COVER YOUR EARS! The bad man lied.
*soothes*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Sorry, sorry.
I didn't realise your mum hadn't told you yet.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# TOLD ME WHAT?!
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?

LIES ARE BAD!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
like the rubber ducky!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I always love this one
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# any excuse to wheel it out!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Christmas in the house of Wasp Box
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)
# she should never have bought me the fucking thing!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# ahahahahahaa
howzat
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)
# the rubber duck makes this
haha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
made me chuckle did that

woo yay
/relurks
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)
# pffft
I read Pubic library
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)
# hehehehehe
:p
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] he's looking for the pengwins
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# oooh, a lonely one
have an extra cuddly woo for being ignored for so long
and for the picture of course
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# aw ta!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Ah.. Ze Polar Bear blends into ze zenery No?
That iz why we have not zeen them when we haff definitely been up there...

Yes Yes.. We haff Definitely been there..
*Nods Sagely*

Woo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# this is the theory I proposed to Nasa
they're not buying it though
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Why oh Why won't those Ivory Tower Eggheads ever Listen!
God damn it... This could be the most important discovery known to man or Bear...

You call the president. I'll call the Prime Minister...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I left a voicemail
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Hey, mate!
you've got some jam on your shirt.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# pfft
you've got red on you
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# ha ha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)
# HA!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# that's ace!
hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# cool
nicely done
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# bmy bnose!!
arf!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)
# RIS?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)
# it's just something I had to do
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# and lo he shall lead us into a new factoryenium



(like a millenium, but different)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# somewhere, deep in space
this is happening right now.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha!
i've been trying to work out what to do with this series of images.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# By his googly eyes ye shall know him
By his silly hair ye shall know him
Yay, by his gurning ye shall also know him
And he shall be called GMOS hereafter
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Damn
I missed that particular b3ta bash.

Woo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

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