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[challenge entry] This might be a bit wrong...


*For you young 'uns, Electric Blue was what was considered porn in the early 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Yippee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Woo, and indeed phwoar
TJ: I just had the worst lunch of the week...I had to keep shouting "cunt cunt cunt cunt" every time the waitress came past because she was being followed around by a fucking camera crew filming everything she did and there's no way I want to end up on fucking television again.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)
# :D What were you on before?
Crimewatch?


*ducks tins*

Were you actually shouting it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)
#
Loud enough for the camera to hear

and directly into the lens so that they could lipread it

[edit] they put me on one of those "wacky" hidden camera shows featuring members of the public. In their defence they did describe me as "supercool" - in my defence, when they approached me with a mike and camera I put my hand over the lens and said "fuck off, I'm not interested". They showed it anyway and I spent six months trying to track the bastards down
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)
# :D
You're such an excellent person. I'll keep my eyes out.

What was that beer you bought me by the way? Really? I'm mystified.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Um...Deuchar's?
possibly...alcohol has blurred my memories
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# aaaaaaah, no!
Those hidden camera shows are shit. What cunts. Do you know who the production company was?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Nah
I spent ages trying to track them down (they showed the episode during the Glastonbury festival, so I didn't see it until I got back) then spent 6 months trying to find whoever was responsible, after which too much time had passed and I couldn't do anything about it anyway.

These days, whenever someone waves a camera at me I just do the Tourette's thing and make sure it's totally unsuitable for broadcast
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)
# this'll cheer you up
b3ta.com/board/6956610


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Haha
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# crumbs
if only that were bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)
# My mum is a ringer for Sarah Green
All the blokes at school used to fancy the pants off her. Watching them blush when my mum was around was mildy disturbing as I thought they were probably thinking about her while wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# i know i will be
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)
# hehe very blue peter
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha!
ACE! That better already be compoed!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)
# yeh
but everyone ignored it for some reason.

thanks tho :D

www.b3ta.com/board/6950621
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)
# For collapsible tank

Previously

First reply can choose the next one (unless it's 4dam, Wasp Box, or I don't like the suggestion C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# me me me me me!
Either my Spanish Armarda or the donkey's favourite TV show one :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
# We have another winnar!
again . . .

People'll think I fancy you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)
# don't you? :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)
# SHUSH!
you decide what you want me to draw . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6957126
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)
# WHIIIIIIIICH!
You're not getting both!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)
# either
you pick :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# oh alright, the donkey one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
# haha
you rock
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
#
sonia from eastenders being sick up paulines corpse while jim branning visciously fists her anus, as Mr Benn and Pike from Dad's army prepare to smother the fat munters face with love glue
edit: a puntastic paintmash
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)
# *sigh*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# not really . . .
you're still not the first to reply . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)
# even that wouldn't make me watch eastenders
and now dave thinks you're a twat, how will you live with yourself?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm sure he'll manage! pfft!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *harakiris*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
very good...

I suggest... oh, never mind then.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
Quality. That pic suits your style down to the turn ups.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Yippee!
Thankies! I had a bit of a run-in with I.T. . . .

I had a free upgrade of Outlook, but it wasn't compatible with my old Word, so they had to shell out £200 for a new version of Office. When they EVENTUALLY installed it after me moaning at them for two months, it uninstalled Microsoft photo editor (which I used for the blur tool) and replaced it with . . . FECK ALL! Just deleted it for no reason. I.T said I couldn't have it back, because I don't need it. Bah! still, I found a website (cellsea.com) that works juuuuust fine!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)
# This just makes it
all the more excellent. You sir, are a hero.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Hahah, very nice Dav-id
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Thank-ies


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Welsh pronounciation, isn't it
/last gaay in the vee-llage
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)
# FAB!
Fankoo teh Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] rpfc etc. etc.
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# reposting for the challenge is all very well
but you can still do it in an existing thread.

/being a cunt out of boredom
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# oh you're bored
that's ok then :)
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# cunt or not
my point is valid
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)
# yawn.
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Hey you!
Stop being a cnut and be first to reply to my pic so you can choose . . . oh, never mind!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)
# #et cetera et cetera et cetera
et cetera et cetera et cetera et cetera et cetera et cetera et cetera et cetera#
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Yes!!!
This am woo!!!
(Vega31, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)
# take that afro ninja!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Afro Samurai?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)
# yay
brilliant rendition of one of my favourite clips
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# brilliant
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# reminds me of
monty pythons foot, woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Brill!
You for possible authority figure in local government!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Ha, I'd forgotten about this one
it's the way he tries to carry on that makes it so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# yeah
and the arrogant grunt before he starts...
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I can watch that clip for hours
especially with the audio
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)
# john are you ok
no, he's not

video.google.com/videosearch?q=afro+ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Ha!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# this deserves this
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
outstanding
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Not all that easy


Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Do you ski or snowboard?
Woo to your picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I ski
I'm not adverse to the idea of snowborading though!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I love snowborading!
borads work so well on snow!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# it's undeniably cool
must try it one day
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# This is great :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)
# hmm...
i think i like the other one better to be honest, its not so clear that its interacting with the snow in this one
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure I'm ready for honest
I prefer blind flattery
(but yeah I kinda like the other one better too!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# that's fabulous!
hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# speed kills
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# excellent work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)
# woo
good strip
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Awwww
poor little GATSO.

*sheds a very small tear*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# the best one i heard
was someone who backed int othe camera just enough to bend the pole so that it was looking up atthe sky
so the police got a few photos of speeding birds
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# best one I heard was a bloke who got caught speeding
so the cops sent him a picture of his car as it went past the camera and a demand for £50, so he sent them a photo of £50, and the police responded by sending him a photo of some handcuffs. He payed up then
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)
# There used to be
a group in holland called the tuftuf club who went around generally destroying any of the dutch police's attempts to cash in on speeders. Some of the more extreme members went about killing GATSO's in innovative ways such as drilling a small hole and filling the insides of them with construction grade fast expanding foam. Genius.
(tgt At the very forefront of cocking about with cars, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# i saw that on top gear
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
# :D I always felt sorry for them.
Poor bunnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)
# awww....
poor inanimate object...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I always look forward to your stuff
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# You So should get these published
or syndicated somewhere - they're fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Chuckle World, Chuckle World, Party Time, Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Oh my god!
Foxy!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# They're foxier when they're enjoying a spanking!
www.b3ta.com/board/6955838
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# looks equally excellent and creepy...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# A bloody great bengal tiger!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
so right, yet so wrong

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Soooo, wrong
:s
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Good lord
(I helped save b3ta! Hooverbag Sherlock, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Hehe
Nice one!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)
# You must stop shopping the Chuckle Brothers
You've done it very well, but think of the children!

Woo and *hugs* :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I'm already working on the next one!
:s
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# hahahahaha EXCELLENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# they're both frank Zappa
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)
# it's new on Paul Weller tv
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# needs more
kicking in the balls

but good work sir
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# that took far to long on it's own
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
the tranquility of solitude
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Dae?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# A smash of glass and a rumble of boots
That is entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# coming after the break
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# ris?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# song lyrics
A police car and a screaming siren -
A pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete -
A baby wailing and stray dog howling -
The screech of brakes and lamp light blinking -

That's Entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# shit
i thought it was a baby waiting, that is why it is outside the bookies
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# i wondered why you had put a bookies in it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# waiting for the result of the two-thirty at kempton
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# according to thejam.org
you are correct, but a quick listen is inconclusive
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *is de-ris-ed*
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Pob!

Previously:
Terminator Pat
Nightmare On Elmo Street
Stoppit Emuuuuu.....
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# little bastard!
won't move over so I can look!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Why do Japanese women insist on bleaching their hair that awful tan colour?
I wish I was old enough to remember Pob. Manwife assures me he was 'excellent'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Manwife lies.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ^ this
Pob was fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# he certainly spat a lot

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# never go back
i've got a chorlton and the wheelies dvd somewhere
i thought that programme was perfection embodied, until i saw it again

it's unwatchable shite
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Dangermouse is much better now than when I was little.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# good
i'm hoping to get the boxset for my birthday
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# get it, it fucking rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# the silver onE?
ME WANTEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# ME HAVEEEE!!
Too many DVDs to be 'lent' easily though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# i want my own proper copies
but thanks for the sort of thought
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# do you want me to send you this photo of you and lord saccharine?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# yeah! cool!
i MUST upload lord accharines cthulu hand tonight
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Incoming, get your phone out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# ^^This
I have the anniversary set and it's fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# pob was great
Brian Blessed presented a load of episodes!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# my dad always made us turn it over
spitting was a big pet hate for him
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I hate people spitting, there's just no need.
Unless you just took a big swig of something poisonous by accident. Or were talking whilst walking and ate a fly. I've done that. Big mouthed cow.

*stops talking*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Yeah I hate women who spit too
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Agreed. Flys are allowed.
as long as you do it in the most melodramatic way possible.

"oh noes a fly! PFFFKKKKGHHHHH!!!!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# sounds like
a QOTW answer to me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# he wasn't spitting
he was breathing on the glass to make condensation

it's just he was such a shit puppet, it looked like spit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# he spat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# i'm pretty sure he made a spitting noise
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# trust me
i saw a documentary with an interview with the woman who made him
he was breathing on the glass
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# well did a good job of making look it like he sprays spittle all over the place!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# nicely done
i like the rest too, hadnt seen them, the emu one isnt quite up to the standard of the others though im afraid
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# the emu one was an early anim
one of the boarders here had just sent me a great tutorial on animal headswaps. What was his name? Lives in asia, does great headswaps with a circular banner tag in the corner. blast i forget. I sound old.
Anyway I'd just learned merging with the clone tool and was using it for everything, hence the obvious fake neck on Emu!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# humandescent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Yay!
pob is good
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I just wanted to say "Well done"


I know I can be a boring, ranting old twat some times, but the inclusion of my post in the top 10 compo entries restored a lot of faith for me.

I was expecting it to be removed, so "Well done you".
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# have you noticed? the url is 'back_and_white'
not 'black'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I hadn't actually.
How queer.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# you're my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# ugh
it's always me me me! with you isn't it!?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Yes,
I am hugely egocentric.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# really? we hadn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Yes you had
because you only ever think about me.



All the time.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# says you who took a photo of yourself
dressed as me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# It was a photograph to show you how close you had come to being me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# except you got your belt
after me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# To encourage you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Hooray!!
are you going to stop calling us fucks now....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# nonononononono!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# just checking.....
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# What's it worth?
I'm always open to suggestion, I changed my name to keep micto happy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# worth?
a flat penny i found on the railway tracks...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Sounds good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# what on earth is that picture?
can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# it's a warped camel
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Passing through the eye of a needle.
It was going to be the proverbial needle, but that got lost in a pile of hay outside Wiggan.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# yeah...
t'was a good comment, there were some pretty good entries in there, but there was definately alot of race based jokes, i personally absolutely detest racism, but anyway, i like this picture, its kinda funky
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Thank you, but I sort of meant
'well done for leaving it on the page' more than 'well done for voting for it' (that would be even more pompous than I can muster!)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# well whatever you meant...
a well argued point deserves to be heard
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I'd have gone more with
'god-awful diatribe', but thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# look at when worth1000 do race-reverse challenges
you can do race-based photoshopping without invoking racist stereotypes. it just comes down to the individual.

For what it's worth I have on rare occasion disagreed with a challenge here, and usually been put right with the simple statement - if you don't like it, abstain for the week.

problem solved?

/EDIT:
www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Racial+Profiling&display=photoshop&id=7961
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly.
I have done race swaps on many occasions, but I felt that it was poorly conceived and opened the lesser elements of the board to pointless racist bigotry (as is borne out in the compo) and that this lead the compo to show b3tards in a bad light.

Whatever though, I am really impressed that the newsletter went out with my rant included in the top 10.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# fuck off paki
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# GINGER!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I didn't see that.
Good point.

This week's compo is far more entertaining!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I like overexposed.

Click for bigger (130 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# brain error!
you never said you was famous!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# who's that?
do I know her? does anyone? *shifty eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Hah, I thought that said 'shitty eyes'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# haha
*rubs eyes* ah I can see!!
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# we would if you here more often!
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
#
You'd better not expose too much of her...

Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Brain error - 404
nice, i like it
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# =O
At that note, I'm going home EARLY.

See ya later suckers
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Twat
Edit: Ha ha me too now. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# twat.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Hooray for POETS day!!
I'm off in an hour and a half
have a good one , see you monday
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I lke this
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *fetches massive fucking magnet*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# it reminds me of the arcade fire promo shoot
for funeral
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Yay
she's looking good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# She always does ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# yay ty Sir!
I shall put this on my special shelf in my profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Amy Acker


Click for bigger (105KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# teeheehee
*picks up*
*puts in box with the others*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha
blimey
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# pfffffft
freak
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# don't forget to feed them, water them, clean them and their cage
exercise them, and play with them, etc etc...

EDIT: I was just emailed by newline movies about a film called the last mimzy....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Ah man
That means I have to take Ashley Tisdale out of her original packaging
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# NRFP!!!!
freakin nerds....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
#
NRFP?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# no refunds for pricks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Never Remove From Packet!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I never do either..
*hides in nerd corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# not to worry, i don't either.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# But
NEVER feed them after midnight!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
# 'scuse me


How do you make a click-for-big?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# <a href="http://BIG IMAGE HERE"><img src="small image.gif"></a>
??
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# What weasel said
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
you're using the badge!

The image uploader does it automatically if you're psting a new thread, otherwise it's in the faq I think (can't remember off top of head)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# it's built right in to the 'Post a new message' link
from there you click on the 'switch to image mode' -- if your still image goes larger than acceptable limits, it is automagically thumbnailed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# these are so ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# that's really rather well done
woo too yoo
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# i don;t know who she is
but top shoppery
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Nice!
looks like one of those dolls that teach children to be stupid spoilt whores
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Bratz®
not my inspiration, but yes, i agree
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Was it yourself who made the pyssycat dolls bratz for my manwife?
Whoever it was needs to know it made him so angry...oh it was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# yes it was

edit: i remember you mentioning the fact that such image forms made him angry, so i jokingly dedicated it to him

edit2 : This was the one I made for him www.b3ta.com/board/6898143
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# It worked
I almost made it our desktop on our home Pc, but was swiftly removed from in front of the computer, chair and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# She was so nice as Illyria.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# these are good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# if there was any justice in the world
you could make a career out of doing those

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# haha
i love her.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Ace
!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Did you know a picture can say a thousand words..........
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# i was just scrolling through when it flashed
so it didn't get me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# /smug
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *points*
I WILL GET YOU!!!!!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# i doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *relurks and waits*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Nice effect with the repeating dog
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# eurgh, get him trained!
"barbara?"
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# this^
although im afraid to be scary it needs some sound methinks
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I agree tbh
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm .. I never trusted that shopkeeper



Click for bigger (59KB)
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] he woulda gotten away with it too...
anyway, have a pea for the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# what a cool disney film that was!
i only watched it for the first time the other week
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Lilo and Stitch?
Made me cry lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *hugs*
/any excuse
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# :D
It's true though, I was bawling my little eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# nice
what's the source pic for that city?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# that cunt killed pauline
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Crystal Meth Moths

As suggested by Frank Zappa

and birthday bug and arsehole ant
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Man, that ant really is an arsehole
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# loving the ant
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Draw
a jacob's cream cracker chasing a cat, while holding some cream cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Oh, I'm sorry, did I say I was taking more suggestions?
Did I? I don't think I did, Now sit down and eat your lamb taco, bitch!

/grumpy blog
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# DO IT
*hypnotises*
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# mmm taco
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I can never eat those without breaking them in the middle
Is there some kind of taco eating technique that I'm missing?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Stuff them in your mouth
all in one go. No breakage.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Mini tacos maybe
But I'd need a mouth as wide as fourdams anus to fit a taco in.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# No, it just poorly designed food
like meatball sub sandwiches where a meatball pops out the end whenever you take a bite
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I thought if you could pack loads of stuff in them then it would kind of equalise the pressure
Why would the Mexicans make food in a format that's so easily spilled? Foolery
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# top drawing!
nice style
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# The ant is the best representation of an angry ant that I ever did see.
Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I love birthday bug!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# He seems to have equal measures of generosity and menace
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Some of the most violent and evil looking things are the most lovely.
My old landlord for example. Scared men just by looking at them, would win a fight against anyone ever, had a bar stool broken over his back trying to protect his brother during a fight. Walked home perfectly fine.

Nicest, most fluffy pusscat ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# How's this Uncle Thor?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I woo this
primarily because it gets that minger's face off the top of the board.

But also because it's woo.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I think you need to supply a colour swatch with each picture
Mr SonofOdin, Blue lips? whatever next!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
# but he does have blue lips
edit: *double checks*
i could have sworn he had blue lips. i always colour his lips blue
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# he's more of an aqua for his skin too
and a "toasted biscuit" for his doughnut noggin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# 0_0
*weeps openly*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# yes
maybe i should post a colour pallet with the friday colouring book.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# or just fucking colour it in yourself
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
#
...must be feeling suggestible today
(halfcut, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# ooo!
nice effect on his spangly suit!!
but you've coloured in the hole in his head :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Thought it was a nose.
...and missed the other sleeve too. DOH! Can't be arsed to redo it tho.

Thankee. KPT fraxflame effect.
(halfcut, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Splendid
have a WOOYAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ta much
why did i think he had blue lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Too much experience of cling film.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Yay! I think I got my colours even wronger...

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# doesn't matter
it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# who cares*
it's lully.


*i would care if i was employing you to colour andrew in, but i'm, so go kerazy with teh crayons
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Holy Sh*t! Its crawling out!
(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# if it makes you vomit I'm glad it hasn't come up for me.
EDIT: oh wait.... NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
why would you do that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# It's okay son.
See, sometimes, when a slapper and a small animal love each other very much they have a "special" cuddle...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Liar
`
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# It was salty love boke
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Her friend is saying
"Push, that's it, one more... Push!"
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# *grabs bucket*
bblllllEEEAAAAAGGHHHHhhhhh

*wipes mouth*
*looks at picture*
*grabs bucket*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Where bucket == Jade's twat
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha
*is reminded of old KFC=sex joke*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# oh you just made me feel worse!!
damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *is damned*
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# damn right
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# ah! there you are!
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# bit sick now
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# only a bit?!
i work in a hospital, surrounded by blood and death and disease, but now i'm shivering under my desk....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)
# haha
yeah she does seem to have that effect on people.

let's stay at the top so I don't have to look at it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
after you with the bucket, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *passes bucket full to the brim*
*borrows Weet's hat*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# poor weet!
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# its ok, he'll get it back
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# LIES
/monkeyblog
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Eh? I'm not wearing a hat.
No! My trousers!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:17, archived)
# You should see my face
the expression mingles horror and disgust quite eloquently
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# fucking hell that's scary!
and I don't mean the hamster!
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# RIKKLES!
I thought it'd take a REALLY sexay pic to drag you out from under yer stone . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# harlow, ovid
just being a bad boy following a luncheon pint

mmm veggie burger stuffs + pint
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Rik!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Rikmeister!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hello mister griffin!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:17, archived)
# RIK!
Until I'm deeeeeeeeead
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)
# ello shiny shkull lover!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# but not as we know it, Jim
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Hello!
/waves
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Hey Rick
Nice to see ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# alright Ian me old china
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Don't ask!
My firms just been bought out so you can kind of imagine.

Take care mate
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# this scares me
in new ways
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# how flattering.
but not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# *reaches for mind bleach*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# What the fuck is that?!
And what's that crawling out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# did she notice?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# worse than cutting out goatse hands
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# gah
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Excellent, dinners hatching!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I'm doing a mutley style laugh at that comment
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I'm going to be sick
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)
# looks like it was installed by an indian

/hrhprincephillipblog
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# ewwwww
just ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# How dare you
she's a national treasure/disgrace (delete as applicable).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# the very association of her and this country makes me want to emigrate
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
#
she's a national treasure/disgrace (delete as applicable).
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# pfftt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# utterly genuine retch
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# holy shuddering fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# it's...................
...................Uncle Thors Friday Colouring Book



and remember, it's our secret, so don't tell mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)
# you really need to work on
your trumpet drawing skills :P

ha ha!
woO!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
take it away vic!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# thankyouverymuch..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Charles!
You remembered!


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# That's why he's the KING
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Needs more hips!
Lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Uh-huh-huh!
Thangyewver'mush!

Woooo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# yay!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# top hot fin action
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty
bindun?
(knee deep in the hoopla lurking since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)
# all your hugs and kisses too!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# don't give up until we're through
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)
# *Guitar Solo's*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)
# *drives off in ridiculous hotrod*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Cadences
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *envarporates*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# exfolliates
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)
# *gets out of hedge*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *wonders who's been dragging micto into the hedge*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *emerges with leaves stuck to face*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# makes a change
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# starting with the man in the mirror?
HEE!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)
# dad......................
*phones therapist*
hello? yes, again. no, micto this time....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *RAWKS*
/in a side to side fashion
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *beards*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *trims*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Tube station!
*starts shaking*
*looks for a backpack to hang onto*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *proffers*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *runs in*
*glomps*
*runs out*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Hey you!
Did JJ send you a sketch? If so, what of?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)
# He did
some lovely boy cat pictures :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *gasp*
I thought the special files were for JJ's eyes only!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Hummina Hummina!
I got PC Scarlet! She's fab!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *grabs manfully*
You'll be fine, citizen!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Aww, thank you Mr. Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Has MSN just spazzed out?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Not for me.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# prolly
Sir Dave the Hat - Is here for YOU! - Cannaoogim!? - Ta! says:
*readies escape copter*
Sir Dave the Hat - Is here for YOU! - Cannaoogim!? - Ta! says:
Oi! Over here! Mind your head on the rotors . . . oh, no it's ok, you're quite stocky . . .
Sir Dave the Hat - Is here for YOU! - Cannaoogim!? - Ta! says:
*pokes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah
it's been spazzy all day for me. Probably trying to tell me I should do some housework :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# This!
-house


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# housework?
I should do some work work :(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# GAZ?
GAZ IM ME

/not sure why this is still funny
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I always read that as "I'm me"
and thought "Well of course you're you. Who else would you be?"
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# err . . . me too


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *GAZes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)
# not for me
but people keep disappearing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# stop ignoring people then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
fucking smackhead
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# fucking tramps everywhere
*kicks onto 3rd rail*
ZAP
better.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I was on a train the other night and a beggar started doing the "I'm sorry to disturb you but I'm trying to raise enough to get into a hostel for the night" thing.

Then another one started doing exactly the same thing at the other end of the carriage and they ended up having a huge row and not getting any money off anyone. It was ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# tramp fight
great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# FINISH HIM!!!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)
# stinkality
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)
# They didn't actually fight unfortunately
otherwise I'd have videoed it on my Wasp T12 Speechtool and sent it in to Sugar Ape.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ha ha!
around Southend town is a guy everyone calls penny pinching steve
he works on a flower stand, but during lunch and after work
he can be seen hunting for dropped 2 pence pieces

he comes near the college, and the students have fun randomly
throwing loose change at him whilst he runs about dragging
his bucket behind him :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
i was watching nathan barley last night.
what a coincidence.

I AM NOT A PREACHER MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# That's the best bit.
Hilarious pathos, can't beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# OH IT'S BEAUTIFUL
So white and red and indented.

EDIt- it was redexxing. shut up.

EDIT again- ooooh, I like that. Nice and boaty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# :D
I love the denizens, me.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Hooray!
Fear the little fellahs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Hehehe
I ca see where this is going:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Woo!
A new story arc!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# ha haa!!
YES!

top class
*awaits next instalment*

i tried getting into PvP, but i just don't find it funny :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)
# gollywogs?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Denizens, man!
Denizens!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)
# dennywhats?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
# whatizens?
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# married to Angie?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# WE'VE COME FOR YOUR JAM!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
/scoffs jam quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *ultimate glees*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hello pops
haven't really spoken to you today,
how art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I'm alright son.
You okay?

I'm sorry I haven't been paying much attention to you lately. Work's been hard, and then there's all the other stuff, and this being a Dad lark's so much harder than I thought it would be, and please don't hate me son I'm only doing the best I can for you I know I'm not much of a Dad but you're all I've got I'm just not very good at expressing my emotions but you know that doesn't mean I don't love you son don't you, don't you son, you do, don't you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# you've been down the strip bar again haven't you!?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# uh, yeah sure.
*big big BIG hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# If you got him pregnant you could probably go on the British Jerry Springer show
and resolve all these issues in the traditional ultra-construtive, nationally broadcast tv way
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# get me pregnant?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Haha.
"How I knocked up my Wooden Son"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)
# argh!
*hides under the table*
why jack why.....! they aren't jolly!!

EDIT: hang on, didn't you say the denizens aren't really a bad lot, just the one we've already seen?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# He has an influence over them.
Remove the bad one and Denizens are pretty harmless.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)
# aaah......
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# They're coming!
I warned you!

Didn't I warn you?

But nobody listened!!!

AAAaaaaargghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*leaps out window*
*heads for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah...
Cos you'll be sooo much safer outside, alone...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)
# hmmmm
*creeps back*
*hides under the floorboards*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)
# OOooooh
This looks good.
You've really captured a sinister look.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ACE!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# COR :o
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Brrrrr
that's a chilly cartoon. Very sinister. Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Nicely done
(Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Arggh!
SA has gone scary!

still feckin WOO though.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# More
denizens please!


yay
(jammietarts ..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)
# this is indeed a very interesting one in terms of colour.
or black and white, in this case.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# that's a thing of great beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# what are they doing
to poor old vasily?
(horrid, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Cue Lightning Flash
and ominus music.



very very nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# fantastic
I think this is one of my faves of your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Kat will defeat them!
She's already murdered a school teacher! To what lengths will she go to defeat the Denizens?
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)

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