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[challenge entry] Jimboooooooooo!
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(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Is that a pea I see before me?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:15, archived)
# nope, just made it.
Maybe someone else did it before me though.

edit: I forgot to tag it, how silly of me :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:17, archived)
# SPOING!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:18, archived)
# That's the image I would have made if I had any talent.
Oh, and I just spotted an hilarious spelling mistake in Riverghost's scan of Nuts magazine:

jepgs.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:21, archived)
# believe me
this picture used the harnessed energy of anti-talent
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:25, archived)
# I'm so sorry
I have to admit it think I was it on Wednesday evening.

I did look at the username and realise that it probably wasn't

EDIT: And so you should:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:19, archived)
# I have tagged it now!
*sits back and waits for royalties*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:27, archived)
# fancy dress at the palace
(ntmb, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:12, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] obvious?
(rogerzilla, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Ahaha!
Captain Pugwash!

But if anyone mentions the myth that is the rude-sounding characters, I shall ram the truth up their arse.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:08, archived)
# where's Master Bates?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:11, archived)
# AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
There is a persistent urban legend, originating in the now-defunct UK newspaper the Sunday Correspondent, which ascribes sexually suggestive names - such as Master Bates, Ben Dover, Seaman Staines, and Roger the Cabin Boy - to Captain Pugwash 's characters. John Ryan successfully sued both the Sunday Correspondent and The Guardian newspapers in 1991 for printing this legend as fact. [1] According to one version of the legend, the character was referred to as "Bates, the ship's master" to avoid making this too obvious. According to another version, "Pugwash" also had sexual connotations e.g. it could be a term for oral sex used in Australia, but no evidence to back this up has ever been found.

The wide acceptance of this falsehood probably owes something to the long standing associations in people's minds between sailors and ribaldry, as in the song, "'Twas on the Good Ship Venus". This legend may also have been subconsciously reinforced in some people's minds by the fact that there actually were fictional nautical characters with names a bit like these suggestive names. Swallows and Amazons, a very well-known British children's novel, really did have a male character called "Roger the ship's boy" and a female character called "Titty". In The Onedin Line, a very popular BBC television programme in the 1970s, the ship's mate was called "Mister Baines", which in some people's minds could become merged with "Master Mate" to create "Master Bates", and Charles Dickens regularly refers to The Artful Dodger's accomplice Charley Bates as "Master Bates" in the literary classic Oliver Twist.

It has also been suggested that the pronunciation of "Master Mate" was slurred at times thanks to Pugwash's rather nasal voice, and some people could mishear it. Popular industry screenwriting website Scriptmania, presenting a feature on UK Children's television, have produced a soundbite which they claim is taken directly from an episode of the show, containing the words "I certainly did, Master Mate", which can be heard here: - Click this link.

There may even be a sly reference to the myth in the title of the DVD of the computer animated series Captain Pugwash - Sticky Moments And Other Swashbuckling Adventures.

Nevertheless, it should be stressed that the characters' names were Master Mate, Tom the cabin boy, and pirates Barnabas and Willy,
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:15, archived)
# so where is Master Bates?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I hope that's a copy and paste job
or you are far too easily wound up by Captain Pugwash ;-)
(horrid, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Haha!
I have to paste it so often that it may as well be written by me.

That sentence makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Anyway, it's from Wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:20, archived)
# I see.
Now if I was the sort of bastard who vandalised wikipedia...
(horrid, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Wow, I'm amazed I actually sat through that
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Do you feel better for it?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I feel more educated
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:36, archived)
# i feel enlightened
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:17, archived)
# a little better done...
and that would be a very very woo pic, as it is ill give you a woo anyway, as idea is more important than how well its done
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Nice
but has it occurred to anyone else that Pugwash, should he *ahem* accidentally get coloured magenta, would closely resemble a CDC?
and the mythic names are entirely the invention of Victor Lewis-Smith. 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 10 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry]


updated and animated, oh, and fuck you Audrey!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Hay-elp, Hay-elp, its the hooded cock!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:55, archived)
# that's the badger!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:01, archived)
# woo and yay to that
oh and


tis a random number, but i felt it was needed

*celebrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# its the only decent thing to do

TJ: I just made an amazing discovery.

Whilst idly playing with a rubber band (one of the square cross section types, not a flat one), I for some reason, decided to roll it along the top of my forearm. Result - lots of arm-hair very quickly tangled up in a rubber band

It might work with a flat one, don't know - try it and see.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# pfft!
is he cutting her ropes?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# hahahaha.... erm.....
hahahaha that cracked me up. I really don't know what to say.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:59, archived)
# spinning his own
I should imagine.....
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:01, archived)
# he's stoking her engine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:05, archived)
# That's so unrealistic!
He's Welsh and she's not wearing a fleece!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:59, archived)
# yay ifor!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Some Friday cheer before heading to the boozer
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# What with all the yobs standing behind him (post that pic someone) is this the last straw?
*tense*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
# i cannot find the pic !!
*hunts some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# you want the original?
it's everywhere, just search getty for David Cameron and it's on page 2
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:51, archived)
# hehe
(Stewpot weeee, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:52, archived)
# not seen that before, nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
epic stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Click
*bang*

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# fresh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
#
fem?
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:49, archived)
# get one in for me!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# do it!!..do it!!


have b3tas servers gone tits up again?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:47, archived)
# david cameron is the new tony blackburn
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:52, archived)
# he is?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:53, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:01, archived)
# he's getting shakey....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:55, archived)
# pffftttt
got coffee on my desk now from maximum pfffftirdge
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:57, archived)
# *offers a cup to store coffee in, instead of the table*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# MAOU! MAOU!
*slaps in face*

MAOU!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:13, archived)
# looks like
he's wanking with his left hand
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] cute
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:42, archived)
# One way ticket to hull, change at crewe...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Route: Not Oxenholme
(Woody999, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Complementary coffee will be thrown in yout face...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# You are Frankie Howerd
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# AICMFP?
please explain this rudimentary language
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# and i claim my five pounds
:)
use the google luke... (said like LOOK)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:49, archived)
# You called?

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# mouthballs
(I helped save b3ta! SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:49, archived)
# titter ye not
OOOOOOOH!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Sorry!
I'd have replied earlier myself but I had just nipped out ...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:16, archived)
# "Ymm ymm ymm"


Trouble at No. 10
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *gets out the pool cues*
*starts juke box*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Who put this on!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# kill the queen!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# What?!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
#
Not a Shaun Of The Dead fan then?

/edit: Ah, I see you are, silly me. Been a long day.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Not at all!
(and if that wasnt sarcasm then yes i am... the next line is "what?!"
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Horrible uncalled threadjack! (great pic btw)
Got a new 10mp camera and want to try a pic on here, but b3ta cr3ation doesnt have auto thumbnail, and with out it i have www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/s1030006.jpg so far... can anyone help please!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# damn you!
*tuts loudly and rolls eyes*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:49, archived)
# doesnt it automatically resize it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
# yes.
Run... - pbrush.exe
2:File - Open... [locate your picture now]
3:Image - Stretch/Skew
4:put in 30 in each of the nice boxes for horizontal and vertical
5:File - Save As... [put _small between the name and .jpg so you don't overwrite your nice picture]
6:upload the [picture]_small.jpg instead of the big one
7:have a biscuit

if OS=!Windows then use Gimp, and have 2 biscuits instead
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Self referential
(Adrian Monk, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Bigger! BIGGER!!!!
BIGGER!!!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# MAKE IT BIGGER!!!
quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Got a new spiffy 10 mp camera, but i dont know how to get thumbnails with cr3ation... help!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# make a small version, save a small version
upload small version, copy the upload codes.
upload biggun - make the small one a click for big (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# teh UPLOAD CODEZ!!!!ELEVENTY!!ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Just post a link to the pic
or better still get a flickr account and put a link in your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:59, archived)
# my that took a while to load
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
#
www.broadband-help.com/
(Adrian Monk, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Ooh *handbags*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# that earns you an 'ignore'
you prick
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Ahhhhh, I see - you am a twart.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:41, archived)
#
Bit uncalled for.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:41, archived)
#
www.psychiatric-help.com

;)
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:42, archived)
# findtherapist?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Dude,
Don't be lame. It's really not difficult to compress a picture down.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# kiss my arse biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Ha ha
It's you guys that make B3ta so much fun!

No, wait...
(Adrian Monk, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:53, archived)
# you've been here long enough you should know!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# That's a fucking ignorant attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:00, archived)
# hey penisbreath
apparently german post codes do not work on that site. You wanna come over here and help me?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Me so mature

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)
# pork sword!
*porks*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)
# spam javelin
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Did that once, got a slipped discus
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Haha! A fine way to end the week.
Stay out of trouble, you crazy kids.
*vanishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Where did he go!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I assume hardly anyone's heard of Noggin the Nog then?

I had to make those Bs you know. That's why they're shit!
Noggin
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I have, i liked the pic, gave it a woo or 3
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Your taste is impeccable.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:42, archived)
# It is, my gif pallette is quite refined
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Noggin, Yeah
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=noggin+the+nog
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] WATL pirate* broadcasting......


*does not contain pirates
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)
# *does it contain priates?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Shush :P
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Yay to me, I just won the text in on XFM. I don't know what the prize was as I just text in for a laugh and missed that bit!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Lucky bastard
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# years supply of hemm, haemar, hemmmmaer, piles-cream
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Ohh if only... goes great with cake
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Idon't suppose anyone was listening to the channel
and can tell me what I won.

I know it was a couple of tickets to something.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Nope.
This is a radio free house :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)
# How tragic:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:52, archived)
# woo and hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
# damien rice... whoever he is
www.xfm.co.uk/home.asp
'grats :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Oh wonderful
That rocks!!!

Did floats like a cannonball.

EDIT: Where did it say that?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# or maybe a borat dvd?
aint a clue :p
what was the question?
edit : i just went to google and typed xfm win - and it took me there :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Well I definately won two ticket two something
Could be two, two zone one day travelcards for all I know.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# I think there will be some tickets on ebay very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Well if it's for something crap:P
I was personally thinking gumtree.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# ...I'm telling Audrey, i can see it...
And a wonky boy gay to this gif
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Audrey's gonna be fucking pissed!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Run, i'll cover you!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Whu....?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)
# audrey!
www.b3ta.com/board/6928916

yay for this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Got to love audrey
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha
oooh-errrr missus!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I hated Andy Pandy as a kid
and I'm glad my daughter hates it now

then again, I did kill my parents
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:20, archived)
# ha ha
needs more pirates though!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Pirates later......Kill parents now
Or look at JJ excellent post below VVVV
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)
# i shall do both
*kills*

*yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I think I'll do a comic about sexy pirates next......
......a change from nurses and mutants :)

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# needs more same-as-the-last-one
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# you fucker
i just did a big yelping laugh and everyone looked at me :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# hello micto
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# who came before him gained fame, started gettin ignored....
etc...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# don't worry JJ
these guys are jealous of talented folk like me and you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# lozenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# *sucks*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# oh yes, that's it. Right there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Bollocks, replied to the wrong post.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Sounds like a great idea to me!
Female pirates are the sexiest thing everrr! Especially non-hairy ones like this one :)
(irMrk, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# do you read iain m banks books?
he does great female characters
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# are there pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# no
but there are detailed descriptions
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# reading and wanking don't mix
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# i wank while reading all your posts
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# *glees*
I will endeavour to keep them spicy for you Agent Muu
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
# well, sexy pirates are not nurses...
but whatever keeps me busy will do.

ps: the pirates should contain more boobies.

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# fuck yes
that sounds like a brilliant idea.

they sail on the good ship venus.

also, needs more cutlass action and a one eyes parrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# oooooh.....nice name.....
*yoink*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Who is the one eyeing the parrot?
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Hmm...
Needs more cutlass action, one eyes parrot AND a bigger pistol!

Big guns = All the win! :D

Especially with scantily clad pirate ladies...
(irMrk, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# yayayay
anything we don't mind they are all woo
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# hullo thar
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Top (heavy) stuff !
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Sexy pirates are the best.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# how would you know?
*runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Everyone knows!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# :-(
I....met...one....once *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# aw
i was only joking

you am teh sexy est pirate of all!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# HELLS YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Not true
Have you seen Pirates the porn film? The actings awful
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I've been umming and ahhing about getting it
What's the porn like?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Quite good
Although me and the good lady spent most of our time pissing ourselves at the awfulness of the acting, rather than getting aroused by the sexy bits.

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Porn acting's never good though
Flesh Gordon, anyone?

EDIT- I have to leave so naive looking IT chap can get stuck in. Love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Yeah but that film is sold on the fact that it has a proper plot, like a proper filum
and it has a had a huge budget and shit.

Not that I paid for it
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
#
...
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I think you
should too!!!!
(Ssco, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# The sexy pirate
from Tenchi Muyo was quite nice.
(Jediwannabe, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)
# This can only be a good thing.
*readys mechanical wanking spanner*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# What about a sexy mutant pirate nurse
robot squirrel with tits?
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:29, archived)
# wot,
no nuns?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I'm Bonneh - no, Bonnie
(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Stop this Big Brother
related mullarkey at once, do you hear me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# ah ok
i was RISing there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Is that what it is?
I did wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# That's what they've all been
about. Whoever poonugget is needs to get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I watch the first one to see the freaks
and then go back to playing with myself at bus stops.
(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# IT'S YOU!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# as did I
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# okay okay....
I'll go for a poo then.
(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Well I think that anyone that has anything to do with Big Brother should follow the example of
Winston Smith and, like in room 101, should have rats eating their face!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# oh christ
that crap isnt starting again is it?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# i'm hopeful that all this premium rate scandal stuff
will put paid to shit like it for sometime to come
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)
# i like big brother
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# you fucking would
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# You fucking me(n)tal
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# big what?
what's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
#
http://www.tellingthetruth/bigbrother.asp
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# ha!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Oh come on!

Just posting video captures isn't on.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Ace
as ever.

(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# hahahaha
I just had to make up an excuse to my boss about what I was laughing at

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# WTF!??!1
*gets stitch from big lol*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# that's some note he's holding
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Woo
Did he work with The Monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# THAT is inspired
*clicks in the good way*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# i say, she's sitting on an owl!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Wonderful as evar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# heh
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hooverbag Sherlock, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# that monkey has something growing on his arse.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# *PFFFFFFT*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# worrying
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# And it seems to me, you lived your life,
like a monkey on the head.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Pfffft! She was like a candle in the wind -
unreliable
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# sho' plays a mean pinball!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Monkey spanking Elton John!

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# i see your elton
and raise you a king


woo!as ever
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)
# haha!
thats most bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# it was your bloody fault.
cats as hats.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Pingu Porn
(MichaelGalethe1st, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# A quick final check of the board before home...
...and what do I see? This.

What do I do? Laugh, really and out loud.

Well done sir!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# See ya matey
Have a good weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# You too dude!
*high fives*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Down below
ah ah ah:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# It's the expression
it's simply perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# this!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Its like a ready-made spong
(likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I still maintain that someone nicked his
mouth organ harmonica.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ^ what the laydee said
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ta-ta!
have a good weekend!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Where have you been, I've been noticing your absence for ages!
Catch you later =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Night sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Later dude *air guitars*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# He does look quite suprised about the whole thing
Or did someone nick his harmonic?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# You dropped this:



"a"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Well maybe I was talking about pure tones:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Maybe you were at that.
If you hadn't mentioned a mouth organ up above I'd have let you get away with that =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)
# didnt they found a settlement in Plymouth in America?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# you are thinking of the deftones
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)
# My Own Summer (Shove it)
Right, now I'm going.

T'ra all!

*waves*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Look both ways before crossing the road.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# sounds more like a childrens book
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# he should be able to take a bigger one than that
you know - being made out of plasticine
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems as good a thread to add to as any


Not worth starting another thread as it did not take more than two minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Cake. An open window.
And a fat neighbour.

Not a good combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha
I have to say. That is one hell of a window!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Haha
It is rather odd I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Well I am rather odd:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# She looks very much like a girl I used to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# did she eat herself?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# that's specialist porn right there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# nuns with adminstrative duites
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# cheerleaders who have have responsibility for choreography
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# No, she was just a larger lady
But considering I am too, I couldn't judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I haven't seen many images of you...
but of the ones i have seen, i would say you look lully!

bloody women!... ah' diven' knaaa
(likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# she is
very lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# You should know
Grabby Hands McGrew


Who took that first photo of us? I want to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# i THINK it was afinkawan
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I must see it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# pfft... best name evar!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Woo
Edit: I'll suggest it anyway....Can you give her 'shifty' eyes in the pause between appearing and taking the cake?

(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Guillotine?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# slam that lovely wondow down on her chubby arm
and listen to the snap
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# It is a lovely window, isn't it?
Or a lovely wondow, at the very least.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# it's all well and good saying stuff like that
but I have to type this stuff with a biro gripped between my teeth.

It's not easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I'd wipe the tears from my eyes
but I have no arms
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# been playing with painter...


Click for bigger (51KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# ey-up fella
you heard anything on the B3tabook?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# This
What IS the bloody hold up?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# it's been a month since The Goat said
everyone pass on their stuff after 2 days so we all know where we are in 2 weeks.


Someones being bad somewhere :(

I need to get mine done before other work commitments block me up!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# its is a bit crap
i was looking forward to doing mine - but its taking such a long time!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Bit of a communication breakdown
I'm almost tempted to Gaz the people in the queue to find out whats happening myself


(readies oar for "sticking in" procedure)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# yeah great idea!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# I think I'm next
Although the page before me isn't complete I have her outline.

But I'm probably going to pass it on as I haven't got the time for it......
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# ahhhhhh
so are you the bottleneck?

You're meant to pass on your stuff within 2 days to keep things ticketyboo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Yep it's my fault
I'll sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# stil not heard a thing :o(
hope to soon!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# from Amsterdam?
Nice

I made something Deviant earlier reminiscent of your moody stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# cool sir
whats the url - i'd love to see it - i've got to finish a dark pic for halus :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6956938
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# cor very good sir!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Feed me!
Feed me! Feed me! Feed me!
Feed me, Seymour
Feed me all night long
That's right, boy
You can do it
Feed me, Seymour
Feed me all night long
'Cause if you feed me, Seymour
I can grow up big and strong
(duck Quack !, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# the colour purple?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# hhehehee
the best of the man eating plants :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# yay!
this film makes me happy.
the current west end production is bobbins, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# my mother constantly sang "suddenly seymour..... is standing beside meeee...!"
sent me fucking CER-AAAAZY!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Awwwwww
Innit nice...
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# :o)
cheers! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# that's lovely
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# woo
i grew a moustache a while ago - i looked like a mexican :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha
did you start wearing a sombrero?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# yes
and calling everyone gringo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# sombrero?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# he's on fucking fire!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# arf!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Wo's that ugly cunt then?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Can't tell the difference from your flame red hair anyway.......
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Oh bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# did he mind?
woo!
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# you should see the smile on his face!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# "Egad! Not the face Wogan you mentalist!"


*not sure why*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Woo!
You never need a reason to portray Wogan as a zombie with bad teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# fair point
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# so that's what
he gets up to after his morning
shifts! *fears*
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# ZOMBIE WIG CREATURES!!!
I just heard the sweetest most dulcet sentence in the whole English language.

'The final series ever of Everybody Love Raymond.'

So simple yet so calming:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# is that one of those Living TV type shows?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Naaa
Crappy US sitcom. You know, one of those generic ones.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# The dad is the only good thing about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# who's the chewee?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Let the wookie win!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# my wookie always wins
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Bet that doesn't please the missus:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# lunch
obviously... tut!

*rolls eyes**
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *hoovers out eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
#
*removes eyes from dustbag and re-inserts**
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# <insert chewbacca noise here>
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Larry Gogan
Crap Irish radio presenter. Hosts the 'Just a minute quiz', where you have a minute to answer as many questions as possible.

On one memorable occasion, after trying to console one contestant who got no questions correct after the minute was up, he was told "Ah, fuck off Larry, yer only an auld bollix" live on air. To this day, Larry cries himself to sleep with the knowledge that this will in all likelyhood be written on his tombstone.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# nam nam nam
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I'm not quite sure why
but this is literally making me feel a bit ill
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# :(
sorry.

Does this help?

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# What's the grey mouth thing?
when his nose wriggles he looks like a bunny.

Bunnycat! Awwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# :(
it's supposed to be him blowing a kiss and i could be bothered drawing a tongue :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Hahah! brill
Yes, thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# yay!
:D

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# :( does this help?
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# This bunch of clowns have annoyed the hell out of me recently


Carrier pigeons are the way forward.

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# ISSUES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# yeeees
I would say so.

'ning matey. God weekend planned?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Dunno about him
but I'm going to sit on my arse, view some houses and sleep lots.

You? Hows your Australians?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I fed them this morning
I'll take them out for a walk this evening so they can do their business:P

Chaos here atm. Refurb just started today. Going to look really cool.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# i agree..
..they're chasing me for a bill i cancelled
about 12 months ago, and they will never
replace my phones :(
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# you should send them an indignant email
with bold red letters
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# My computer has 512 shades of red.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Red, yes. The colour of blood....
Actually it not bothering me that much, but I do enjoy the joke about the dyslexic pimp, so I thought I'd change their logo.
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I knew it!
you don't even have a phone do you? Those aren't even really your shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
#
I have no feet. I lost them at the zoo.
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# i'd love to hear...
Ed Byrne's stoopid voice doing that ad.

[It's not his fault he's got weird gums...]
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Blues Chuckle Brothers!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahahah
they look like feelthy mexicans
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# is there
any other kind?
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# no idea
i've never met a mexican
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# *points to F.A.C.T. book*
all mexicans are actually lovely,
unfortunately they are badly portrayed
turns out not

(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
#
www.moviecliches.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# this is one funny website
my favourite is
Bad guys will always get killed by a snake, while the hero simply reaches out and picks it up with his bare hands. (In addition, he will either break the reptile's neck (?) or bite it's head off)
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Alas it's worse than that
They're feelthy Chuckles!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha
that suits them
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I think this is my last one for today
too much looking at Chuckles for one day!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# you're probably thinking of growing a moustache
DO NOT GROW A MOUSTACHE
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I am!
and going and shagging some random wench in a service station too
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# what?what?what?what?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# don't listen to wasp box
GROW A MOUSTACHE
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# do not listen to swaza
DO NOT GROW A MOUSTACHE
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
# what's wrong with moustaches?
apart from the obvious
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# we are the voices in your head
www.b3ta.com/board/6957576
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Stop!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Job done!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Do not listen to Wasp Box
GROW A MOUSTACHE AND A BIG BEARD


Thems the sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# you knowsit!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# But my beard grows ginger
and turns Mrs Boy off more than the rest of me :s
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Nothing wrong with ginger.
It's a very sexy colour.

Get a new Mrs Boy.

Edit- or hypnotise that one. You can't not like ginger beards, most white men's beards have a ginge tinge in them. It's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Hypnotism is cheaper!
:s
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Than a new Mrs Boy?
Are you buying Russian women off Ebay again?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I have inexplickable blonde in mine.
(tee hee hee lickable)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# oh, beards are fine
i'm in the either shave or don't shave camp, no halfway house.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# The Cro Magnons are lucky they're not around now
Otherwise I'd have a big hairy harem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.
Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.
And three, be nice.





ah - that was road house. my mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Chuckle Power!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# i think you mean
Chucklechuckle power, Ch-Chuckle power, Chucklechuckle powER!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# This is my fave of yours
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# hee hee
how many times can I post it?

and

Hello Jess

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# FREEBS!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# this gives me the heebiejeebies
gRAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# the other
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)
# do you have a high res version of that?
it would look good on the wall in my bog
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
#
www.rasterbator.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# yeah -we've tried that here before
but we're not convinced
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# i haven't
i haven't got a printer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# we print large format graphics
It's ace


at my last place we had a plotter and printed a life size Kylie and put it in the photography studio


:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# ooooh, pretty!
on A3 paper too!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# ha ha haha hahahahaaaa!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# did you attach a fleshlight to her ~naughty~ ??
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# no , but I can redo it for you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# \o/
in my PhD office I covered 2 walls with rasterbated pictures.
I had the end scene from butch cassidy and the sundance kid
erm...
oh yeah, bruce lee
then a picture of me and my office mates rat arsed at a conference
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# *pffft*
*waves*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
if they made a film of this
I would watch it
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Argh!
Nooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)

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