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Jimboooooooooo!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:13,
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Is that a pea I see before me?!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:15,
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nope, just made it.
Maybe someone else did it before me though. edit: I forgot to tag it, how silly of me :P
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:17,
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SPOING!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:18,
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That's the image I would have made if I had any talent.
Oh, and I just spotted an hilarious spelling mistake in Riverghost's scan of Nuts magazine: jepgs.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:21,
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believe me
this picture used the harnessed energy of anti-talent
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:25,
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I'm so sorry
I have to admit it think I was it on Wednesday evening. I did look at the username and realise that it probably wasn't EDIT: And so you should:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:19,
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I have tagged it now!
*sits back and waits for royalties*
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:27,
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fancy dress at the palace
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ntmb ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:12,
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hehehe
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:38,
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obvious?
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rogerzilla ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:07,
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Ahaha!
Captain Pugwash! But if anyone mentions the myth that is the rude-sounding characters, I shall ram the truth up their arse.
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:08,
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where's Master Bates?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:11,
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AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
There is a persistent urban legend, originating in the now-defunct UK newspaper the Sunday Correspondent, which ascribes sexually suggestive names - such as Master Bates, Ben Dover, Seaman Staines, and Roger the Cabin Boy - to Captain Pugwash 's characters. John Ryan successfully sued both the Sunday Correspondent and The Guardian newspapers in 1991 for printing this legend as fact. [1] According to one version of the legend, the character was referred to as "Bates, the ship's master" to avoid making this too obvious. According to another version, "Pugwash" also had sexual connotations e.g. it could be a term for oral sex used in Australia, but no evidence to back this up has ever been found. The wide acceptance of this falsehood probably owes something to the long standing associations in people's minds between sailors and ribaldry, as in the song, "'Twas on the Good Ship Venus". This legend may also have been subconsciously reinforced in some people's minds by the fact that there actually were fictional nautical characters with names a bit like these suggestive names. Swallows and Amazons, a very well-known British children's novel, really did have a male character called "Roger the ship's boy" and a female character called "Titty". In The Onedin Line, a very popular BBC television programme in the 1970s, the ship's mate was called "Mister Baines", which in some people's minds could become merged with "Master Mate" to create "Master Bates", and Charles Dickens regularly refers to The Artful Dodger's accomplice Charley Bates as "Master Bates" in the literary classic Oliver Twist. It has also been suggested that the pronunciation of "Master Mate" was slurred at times thanks to Pugwash's rather nasal voice, and some people could mishear it. Popular industry screenwriting website Scriptmania, presenting a feature on UK Children's television, have produced a soundbite which they claim is taken directly from an episode of the show, containing the words "I certainly did, Master Mate", which can be heard here: - Click this link. There may even be a sly reference to the myth in the title of the DVD of the computer animated series Captain Pugwash - Sticky Moments And Other Swashbuckling Adventures. Nevertheless, it should be stressed that the characters' names were Master Mate, Tom the cabin boy, and pirates Barnabas and Willy,
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:15,
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so where is Master Bates?
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mutated monty ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:17,
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I hope that's a copy and paste job
or you are far too easily wound up by Captain Pugwash ;-)
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horrid ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:18,
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Haha!
I have to paste it so often that it may as well be written by me. That sentence makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Anyway, it's from Wikipedia.
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:20,
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I see.
Now if I was the sort of bastard who vandalised wikipedia...
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horrid ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:22,
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Wow, I'm amazed I actually sat through that
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:30,
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Do you feel better for it?
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:32,
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I feel more educated
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:36,
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i feel enlightened
thanks :)
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wjh31 ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:17,
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a little better done...
and that would be a very very woo pic, as it is ill give you a woo anyway, as idea is more important than how well its done
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wjh31 ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:27,
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Nice
but has it occurred to anyone else that Pugwash, should he *ahem* accidentally get coloured magenta, would closely resemble a CDC? and the mythic names are entirely the invention of Victor Lewis-Smith. 100% FACT
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence ,
Sat 10 Mar 2007, 20:06,
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updated and animated, oh, and fuck you Audrey!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:52,
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Hay-elp, Hay-elp, its the hooded cock!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:55,
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that's the badger!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:01,
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woo and yay to that
oh and tis a random number, but i felt it was needed *celebrates*
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56,
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its the only decent thing to do
TJ: I just made an amazing discovery. Whilst idly playing with a rubber band (one of the square cross section types, not a flat one), I for some reason, decided to roll it along the top of my forearm. Result - lots of arm-hair very quickly tangled up in a rubber band It might work with a flat one, don't know - try it and see.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56,
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pfft!
is he cutting her ropes?
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mutated monty ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56,
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hahahaha.... erm.....
hahahaha that cracked me up. I really don't know what to say.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:59,
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spinning his own
I should imagine.....
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:01,
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he's stoking her engine
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:05,
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hahaha
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:05,
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That's so unrealistic!
He's Welsh and she's not wearing a fleece!!!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:59,
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yay ifor!
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:28,
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Some Friday cheer before heading to the boozer
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44,
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What with all the yobs standing behind him (post that pic someone) is this the last straw?
*tense*
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:45,
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i cannot find the pic !!
*hunts some more*
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48,
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you want the original?
it's everywhere, just search getty for David Cameron and it's on page 2
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:51,
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hehe
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Stewpot weeee ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:52,
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not seen that before, nice!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:53,
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hahaha
epic stuff
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mutated monty ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56,
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Do it!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:45,
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Click
*bang*
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46,
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fresh?
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48,
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fem?
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:49,
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get one in for me!
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drunkenoaf ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46,
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do it!!..do it!!
have b3tas servers gone tits up again?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:47,
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david cameron is the new tony blackburn
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48,
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No
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:52,
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he is?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:53,
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oh yes
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:01,
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he's getting shakey....
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:55,
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pffftttt
got coffee on my desk now from maximum pfffftirdge
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:57,
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*offers a cup to store coffee in, instead of the table*
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:58,
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MAOU! MAOU!
*slaps in face* MAOU!
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence? ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:13,
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looks like
he's wanking with his left hand
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:13,
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cute
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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:42,
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One way ticket to hull, change at crewe...
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:43,
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Route: Not Oxenholme
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Woody999 ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:43,
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Complementary coffee will be thrown in yout face...
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44,
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haha
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connor ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44,
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*titters*
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drunkenoaf ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44,
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You are Frankie Howerd
AICMFP
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46,
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AICMFP?
please explain this rudimentary language
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48,
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and i claim my five pounds
:) use the google luke... (said like LOOK)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:49,
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You called?
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56,
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mouthballs
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SixByNine By the power of Greyskull ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:49,
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Certainly.
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:49,
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titter ye not
OOOOOOOH!
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drunkenoaf ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:50,
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Sorry!
I'd have replied earlier myself but I had just nipped out ...
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:16,
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"Ymm ymm ymm"
Trouble at No. 10
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:37,
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*gets out the pool cues*
*starts juke box*
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:38,
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Who put this on!
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:39,
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kill the queen!
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:43,
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What?!
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:45,
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Not a Shaun Of The Dead fan then? /edit: Ah, I see you are, silly me. Been a long day.
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46,
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Not at all!
(and if that wasnt sarcasm then yes i am... the next line is "what?!"
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:47,
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:38,
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Horrible uncalled threadjack! (great pic btw)
Got a new 10mp camera and want to try a pic on here, but b3ta cr3ation doesnt have auto thumbnail, and with out it i have www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/s1030006.jpg so far... can anyone help please!
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:43,
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damn you!
*tuts loudly and rolls eyes*
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:49,
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doesnt it automatically resize it for you?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:50,
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yes.
Run... - pbrush.exe 2:File - Open... [locate your picture now] 3:Image - Stretch/Skew 4:put in 30 in each of the nice boxes for horizontal and vertical 5:File - Save As... [put _small between the name and .jpg so you don't overwrite your nice picture] 6:upload the [picture]_small.jpg instead of the big one 7:have a biscuit if OS=!Windows then use Gimp, and have 2 biscuits instead
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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:58,
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Self referential
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Adrian Monk ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:30,
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Bigger! BIGGER!!!!
BIGGER!!!
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31,
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MAKE IT BIGGER!!!
quickly!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:36,
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Got a new spiffy 10 mp camera, but i dont know how to get thumbnails with cr3ation... help!
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:39,
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make a small version, save a small version
upload small version, copy the upload codes. upload biggun - make the small one a click for big (i think)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46,
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teh UPLOAD CODEZ!!!!ELEVENTY!!ONE
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Your watch is BACK ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:03,
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Just post a link to the pic
or better still get a flickr account and put a link in your profile.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:59,
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my that took a while to load
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ . Cheers.
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drunkenoaf ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:37,
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Adrian Monk ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:38,
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Ooh *handbags*
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:40,
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that earns you an 'ignore'
you prick
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:40,
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Ahhhhh, I see - you am a twart.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:41,
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Bit uncalled for.
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:41,
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Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:42,
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findtherapist?
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Your watch is BACK ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:04,
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Dude,
Don't be lame. It's really not difficult to compress a picture down.
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drunkenoaf ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48,
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kiss my arse biscuits
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48,
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Ha ha
It's you guys that make B3ta so much fun! No, wait...
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Adrian Monk ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:53,
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you've been here long enough you should know!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:58,
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That's a fucking ignorant attitude.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:00,
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hey penisbreath
apparently german post codes do not work on that site. You wanna come over here and help me?
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Your watch is BACK ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:06,
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Me so mature
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:26,
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pork sword!
*porks*
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:27,
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spam javelin
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31,
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Did that once, got a slipped discus
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:33,
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Haha! A fine way to end the week.
Stay out of trouble, you crazy kids. *vanishes*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28,
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Where did he go!
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:30,
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I assume hardly anyone's heard of Noggin the Nog then?
I had to make those Bs you know. That's why they're shit!Noggin
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:36,
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I have, i liked the pic, gave it a woo or 3
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:40,
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Your taste is impeccable.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:42,
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It is, my gif pallette is quite refined
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44,
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Noggin, Yeah
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:50,
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WATL pirate* broadcasting......
*does not contain pirates
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:16,
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*does it contain priates?
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:17,
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Shush :P
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:21,
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Hahaha
Yay to me, I just won the text in on XFM. I don't know what the prize was as I just text in for a laugh and missed that bit!:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:18,
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Lucky bastard
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:18,
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years supply of hemm, haemar, hemmmmaer, piles-cream
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:20,
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Ohh if only... goes great with cake
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:27,
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Hurrah!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:21,
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Idon't suppose anyone was listening to the channel
and can tell me what I won. I know it was a couple of tickets to something.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:23,
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Nope.
This is a radio free house :(
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:24,
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How tragic:(
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:52,
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woo and hoo!
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:23,
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damien rice... whoever he is
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28,
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Oh wonderful
That rocks!!! Did floats like a cannonball. EDIT: Where did it say that?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31,
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or maybe a borat dvd?
aint a clue :p what was the question? edit : i just went to google and typed xfm win - and it took me there :)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:32,
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Well I definately won two ticket two something
Could be two, two zone one day travelcards for all I know.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:40,
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I think there will be some tickets on ebay very soon.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31,
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Well if it's for something crap:P
I was personally thinking gumtree.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46,
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...I'm telling Audrey, i can see it...
And a wonky boy gay to this gif
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:18,
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Audrey's gonna be fucking pissed!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:23,
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Run, i'll cover you!
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28,
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Whu....?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:25,
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audrey!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28,
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Got to love audrey
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tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31,
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Hahaha
oooh-errrr missus!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:36,
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I hated Andy Pandy as a kid
and I'm glad my daughter hates it now then again, I did kill my parents
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:19,
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hahaha
brilliant
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:20,
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ha ha
needs more pirates though!
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:24,
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Pirates later......Kill parents now
Or look at JJ excellent post below VVVV
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:24,
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i shall do both
*kills* *yiffs*
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28,
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excellent!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:45,
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I think I'll do a comic about sexy pirates next......
......a change from nurses and mutants :)
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:55,
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needs more same-as-the-last-one
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:55,
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you fucker
i just did a big yelping laugh and everyone looked at me :)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:56,
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hello micto
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00,
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who came before him gained fame, started gettin ignored....
etc...
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likeajackhammer ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:58,
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hahaha!
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04,
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eh?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05,
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don't worry JJ
these guys are jealous of talented folk like me and you
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05,
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*cough*
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06,
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lozenge?
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06,
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*sucks*
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:07,
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oh yes, that's it. Right there
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:09,
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Bollocks, replied to the wrong post.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:22,
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Sounds like a great idea to me!
Female pirates are the sexiest thing everrr! Especially non-hairy ones like this one :)
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irMrk ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:56,
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do you read iain m banks books?
he does great female characters
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57,
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are there pictures?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02,
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no
but there are detailed descriptions
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:03,
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reading and wanking don't mix
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05,
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i wank while reading all your posts
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06,
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*glees*
I will endeavour to keep them spicy for you Agent Muu
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:10,
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well, sexy pirates are not nurses...
but whatever keeps me busy will do. ps: the pirates should contain more boobies. that is all.
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Mr. Johnson ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57,
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fuck yes
that sounds like a brilliant idea. they sail on the good ship venus. also, needs more cutlass action and a one eyes parrot.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:58,
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oooooh.....nice name.....
*yoink*
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:59,
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Who is the one eyeing the parrot?
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this week i am mostly - medicated ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:01,
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Hmm...
Needs more cutlass action, one eyes parrot AND a bigger pistol! Big guns = All the win! :DEspecially with scantily clad pirate ladies...
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irMrk ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04,
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yayayay
anything we don't mind they are all woo
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:58,
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hullo thar
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00,
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Top (heavy) stuff !
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00,
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Sexy pirates are the best.
Woo!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00,
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how would you know?
*runs like fuck*
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02,
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Everyone knows!
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02,
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:-(
I....met...one....once *cries*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:03,
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aw
i was only joking you am teh sexy est pirate of all!
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04,
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HELLS YEAH
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05,
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Not true
Have you seen Pirates the porn film? The actings awful
(
wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04,
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I've been umming and ahhing about getting it
What's the porn like?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05,
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Quite good
Although me and the good lady spent most of our time pissing ourselves at the awfulness of the acting, rather than getting aroused by the sexy bits.
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06,
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Porn acting's never good though
Flesh Gordon, anyone? EDIT- I have to leave so naive looking IT chap can get stuck in. Love!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:07,
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Yeah but that film is sold on the fact that it has a proper plot, like a proper filum
and it has a had a huge budget and shit. Not that I paid for it
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:09,
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:01,
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PHWOAR!
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02,
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I think you
should too!!!!
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Ssco ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:03,
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The sexy pirate
from Tenchi Muyo was quite nice.
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Jediwannabe ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:13,
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This can only be a good thing.
*readys mechanical wanking spanner*
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28,
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What about a sexy mutant pirate nurse
robot squirrel with tits?
(
Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:29,
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wot,
no nuns?
(
haberman is singing in the changes ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:37,
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I'm Bonneh - no, Bonnie
(
poonugget emptied his bowels at ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:47,
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Stop this Big Brother
related mullarkey at once, do you hear me?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48,
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ah ok
i was RISing there
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49,
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Is that what it is?
I did wonder.
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49,
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That's what they've all been
about. Whoever poonugget is needs to get out more.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:50,
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I watch the first one to see the freaks
and then go back to playing with myself at bus stops.
(
poonugget emptied his bowels at ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51,
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IT'S YOU!!!!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52,
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as did I
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:56,
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okay okay....
I'll go for a poo then.
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poonugget emptied his bowels at ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49,
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Well I think that anyone that has anything to do with Big Brother should follow the example of
Winston Smith and, like in room 101, should have rats eating their face!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51,
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oh christ
that crap isnt starting again is it?
(
hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51,
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i'm hopeful that all this premium rate scandal stuff
will put paid to shit like it for sometime to come
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52,
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^this
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:53,
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i like big brother
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:55,
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you fucking would
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57,
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You fucking me(n)tal
(
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00,
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Why?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06,
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big what?
what's that then?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:54,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:56,
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ha!
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likeajackhammer ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02,
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mutated monty ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:47,
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O_o
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48,
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Oh come on!
Just posting video captures isn't on.
(
wheelybird mreee! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48,
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Ace
as ever.
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at: ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48,
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hahahaha
I just had to make up an excuse to my boss about what I was laughing at woo yay
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48,
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WTF!??!1
*gets stitch from big lol*
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49,
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that's some note he's holding
woo!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51,
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Woo
Did he work with The Monkeys?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51,
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THAT is inspired
*clicks in the good way*
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51,
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52,
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hahahahahahahahahaha
ha!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52,
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0_o
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57,
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i say, she's sitting on an owl!
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:01,
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Wonderful as evar!
(
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:55,
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heh
woo!
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Hooverbag Sherlock ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57,
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that monkey has something growing on his arse.
WOO!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57,
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*PFFFFFFT*
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this week i am mostly - medicated ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57,
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worrying
Woo!
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:58,
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And it seems to me, you lived your life,
like a monkey on the head.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:01,
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Pfffft! She was like a candle in the wind -
unreliable
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05,
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sho' plays a mean pinball!
woo
(
AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:09,
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Monkey spanking Elton John!
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:14,
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i see your elton
and raise you a king woo!as ever
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:22,
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haha!
thats most bizarre
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mutated monty ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:30,
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it was your bloody fault.
cats as hats.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:32,
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Pingu Porn
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MichaelGalethe1st ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:38,
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A quick final check of the board before home...
...and what do I see? This. What do I do? Laugh, really and out loud. Well done sir!
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40,
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See ya matey
Have a good weekend.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40,
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You too dude!
*high fives*
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41,
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Down below
ah ah ah:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43,
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It's the expression
it's simply perfect
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40,
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this!
:o)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41,
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Its like a ready-made spong
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likeajackhammer ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41,
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I still maintain that someone nicked his
mouth organ harmonica.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42,
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^ what the laydee said
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42,
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ta-ta!
have a good weekend!
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likeajackhammer ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41,
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Where have you been, I've been noticing your absence for ages!
Catch you later =)
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42,
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Night sir
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42,
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Later dude *air guitars*
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43,
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He does look quite suprised about the whole thing
Or did someone nick his harmonic?
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40,
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You dropped this:
"a"
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43,
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Well maybe I was talking about pure tones:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44,
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Maybe you were at that.
If you hadn't mentioned a mouth organ up above I'd have let you get away with that =)
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:46,
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didnt they found a settlement in Plymouth in America?
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:47,
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you are thinking of the deftones
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:50,
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My Own Summer (Shove it)
Right, now I'm going. T'ra all! *waves*
(
Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51,
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byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:54,
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Look both ways before crossing the road.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57,
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sounds more like a childrens book
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40,
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hehehe
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40,
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he should be able to take a bigger one than that
you know - being made out of plasticine
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41,
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Seems as good a thread to add to as any
Not worth starting another thread as it did not take more than two minutes...
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at: ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:46,
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Cake. An open window.
And a fat neighbour. Not a good combination.
(
Ian Woosnam ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:33,
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arf
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:34,
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Hahaha
I have to say. That is one hell of a window!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35,
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Haha
It is rather odd I suppose.
(
Ian Woosnam ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36,
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Well I am rather odd:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37,
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She looks very much like a girl I used to know.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35,
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did she eat herself?
(
likeajackhammer ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36,
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that's specialist porn right there
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37,
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nuns with adminstrative duites
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:38,
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cheerleaders who have have responsibility for choreography
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43,
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No, she was just a larger lady
But considering I am too, I couldn't judge.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37,
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I haven't seen many images of you...
but of the ones i have seen, i would say you look lully! bloody women!... ah' diven' knaaa
(
likeajackhammer ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:39,
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she is
very lovely
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41,
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You should know
Grabby Hands McGrew Who took that first photo of us? I want to see it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:47,
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i THINK it was afinkawan
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48,
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I must see it!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04,
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pfft... best name evar!
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likeajackhammer ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52,
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Woo
Edit: I'll suggest it anyway....Can you give her 'shifty' eyes in the pause between appearing and taking the cake?
(
FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37,
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Guillotine?
(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44,
archived )
slam that lovely wondow down on her chubby arm
and listen to the snap
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37,
archived )
It is a lovely window, isn't it?
Or a lovely wondow, at the very least.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:38,
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it's all well and good saying stuff like that
but I have to type this stuff with a biro gripped between my teeth. It's not easy.
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40,
archived )
I'd wipe the tears from my eyes
but I have no arms
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44,
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been playing with painter...
Click for bigger (51KB)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27,
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ey-up fella
you heard anything on the B3tabook?
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:30,
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This
What IS the bloody hold up?
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31,
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it's been a month since The Goat said
everyone pass on their stuff after 2 days so we all know where we are in 2 weeks. Someones being bad somewhere :( I need to get mine done before other work commitments block me up!
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:34,
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its is a bit crap
i was looking forward to doing mine - but its taking such a long time!
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37,
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Bit of a communication breakdown
I'm almost tempted to Gaz the people in the queue to find out whats happening myself (readies oar for "sticking in" procedure)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41,
archived )
yeah great idea!!
:o)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43,
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I think I'm next
Although the page before me isn't complete I have her outline. But I'm probably going to pass it on as I haven't got the time for it......
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43,
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ahhhhhh
so are you the bottleneck? You're meant to pass on your stuff within 2 days to keep things ticketyboo!
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51,
archived )
Yep it's my fault
I'll sort it out
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05,
archived )
stil not heard a thing :o(
hope to soon!!
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32,
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from Amsterdam?
Nice I made something Deviant earlier reminiscent of your moody stuff
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31,
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cool sir
whats the url - i'd love to see it - i've got to finish a dark pic for halus :o)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32,
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37,
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cor very good sir!
:o)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:38,
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Feed me!
Feed me! Feed me! Feed me! Feed me, Seymour Feed me all night long That's right, boy You can do it Feed me, Seymour Feed me all night long 'Cause if you feed me, Seymour I can grow up big and strong
(
duck Quack ! ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32,
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the colour purple?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:33,
archived )
hhehehee
the best of the man eating plants :o)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:33,
archived )
yay!
this film makes me happy. the current west end production is bobbins, mind.
(
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35,
archived )
my mother constantly sang "suddenly seymour..... is standing beside meeee...!"
sent me fucking CER-AAAAZY!
(
likeajackhammer ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37,
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Awwwwww
Innit nice...
(
FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:33,
archived )
:o)
cheers! :o)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:34,
archived )
that's lovely
woo
(
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:34,
archived )
woo
i grew a moustache a while ago - i looked like a mexican :o)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35,
archived )
hahahaha
did you start wearing a sombrero?
(
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36,
archived )
yes
and calling everyone gringo!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37,
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sombrero?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:39,
archived )
he's on fucking fire!
woo
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40,
archived )
arf!
:o)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41,
archived )
Wo's that ugly cunt then?
:P
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43,
archived )
Can't tell the difference from your flame red hair anyway.......
(
wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44,
archived )
Oh bless you.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02,
archived )
did he mind?
woo!
(
Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:39,
archived )
you should see the smile on his face!
:o)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40,
archived )
"Egad! Not the face Wogan you mentalist!"
*not sure why*
(
Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22,
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Woo!
You never need a reason to portray Wogan as a zombie with bad teeth!
(
FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:24,
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fair point
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:25,
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so that's what
he gets up to after his morning shifts! *fears*
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..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:25,
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ZOMBIE WIG CREATURES!!!
I just heard the sweetest most dulcet sentence in the whole English language. 'The final series ever of Everybody Love Raymond.' So simple yet so calming:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:25,
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is that one of those Living TV type shows?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27,
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Naaa
Crappy US sitcom. You know, one of those generic ones.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32,
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The dad is the only good thing about it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37,
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who's the chewee?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:26,
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Let the wookie win!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:26,
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my wookie always wins
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27,
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Bet that doesn't please the missus:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32,
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lunch
obviously... tut! *rolls eyes**
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27,
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*hoovers out eyes*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:28,
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*removes eyes from dustbag and re-inserts**
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:29,
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<insert chewbacca noise here>
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:30,
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Larry Gogan
Crap Irish radio presenter. Hosts the 'Just a minute quiz', where you have a minute to answer as many questions as possible. On one memorable occasion, after trying to console one contestant who got no questions correct after the minute was up, he was told "Ah, fuck off Larry, yer only an auld bollix" live on air. To this day, Larry cries himself to sleep with the knowledge that this will in all likelyhood be written on his tombstone.
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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44,
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nam nam nam
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:29,
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I'm not quite sure why
but this is literally making me feel a bit ill
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31,
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:(
sorry. Does this help?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36,
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What's the grey mouth thing?
when his nose wriggles he looks like a bunny. Bunnycat! Awwww.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:39,
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:(
it's supposed to be him blowing a kiss and i could be bothered drawing a tongue :(
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40,
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Hahah! brill
Yes, thank you :D
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42,
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yay!
:D *dances*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43,
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:( does this help?
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48,
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hahahaha!
excellent
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mutated monty ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49,
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This bunch of clowns have annoyed the hell out of me recently
Carrier pigeons are the way forward.
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:21,
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....
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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22,
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ISSUES
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:23,
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yeeees
I would say so. 'ning matey. God weekend planned?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27,
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Dunno about him
but I'm going to sit on my arse, view some houses and sleep lots. You? Hows your Australians?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:30,
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I fed them this morning
I'll take them out for a walk this evening so they can do their business:P Chaos here atm. Refurb just started today. Going to look really cool.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36,
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i agree..
..they're chasing me for a bill i cancelled about 12 months ago, and they will never replace my phones :(
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..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:24,
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you should send them an indignant email
with bold red letters
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:29,
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My computer has 512 shades of red.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31,
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Red, yes. The colour of blood....
Actually it not bothering me that much, but I do enjoy the joke about the dyslexic pimp, so I thought I'd change their logo.
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35,
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I knew it!
you don't even have a phone do you? Those aren't even really your shoes!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37,
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I have no feet. I lost them at the zoo.
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37,
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i'd love to hear...
Ed Byrne's stoopid voice doing that ad. [It's not his fault he's got weird gums...]
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Dan of the Crippled Nipples ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57,
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Blues Chuckle Brothers!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:00,
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hahahah
they look like feelthy mexicans
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:02,
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is there
any other kind?
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..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:03,
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no idea
i've never met a mexican
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04,
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*points to F.A.C.T. book*
all mexicans are actually lovely, unfortunately they are badly portrayed turns out not
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..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:06,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09,
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this is one funny website
my favourite is Bad guys will always get killed by a snake, while the hero simply reaches out and picks it up with his bare hands. (In addition, he will either break the reptile's neck (?) or bite it's head off)
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King_Eric has been ok since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:18,
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Alas it's worse than that
They're feelthy Chuckles!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05,
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hahaha
that suits them
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:03,
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I think this is my last one for today
too much looking at Chuckles for one day!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05,
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you're probably thinking of growing a moustache
DO NOT GROW A MOUSTACHE
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:07,
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I am!
and going and shagging some random wench in a service station too
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08,
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what?what?what?what?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09,
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don't listen to wasp box
GROW A MOUSTACHE
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09,
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do not listen to swaza
DO NOT GROW A MOUSTACHE
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:12,
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what's wrong with moustaches?
apart from the obvious
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:13,
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we are the voices in your head
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:13,
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Stop!
*cries*
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:16,
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Job done!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22,
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Do not listen to Wasp Box
GROW A MOUSTACHE AND A BIG BEARD Thems the sex.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:15,
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you knowsit!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:16,
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But my beard grows ginger
and turns Mrs Boy off more than the rest of me :s
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:17,
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Nothing wrong with ginger.
It's a very sexy colour. Get a new Mrs Boy. Edit- or hypnotise that one. You can't not like ginger beards, most white men's beards have a ginge tinge in them. It's nice.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:19,
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Hypnotism is cheaper!
:s
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:29,
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Than a new Mrs Boy?
Are you buying Russian women off Ebay again?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36,
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I have inexplickable blonde in mine.
(tee hee hee lickable)
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36,
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oh, beards are fine
i'm in the either shave or don't shave camp, no halfway house.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22,
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The Cro Magnons are lucky they're not around now
Otherwise I'd have a big hairy harem.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:23,
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All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice. ah - that was road house. my mistake.
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:26,
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04,
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Chuckle Power!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:19,
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i think you mean
Chucklechuckle power, Ch-Chuckle power, Chucklechuckle powER!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31,
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arf!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04,
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hahahaha
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05,
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hahahaha
nice one
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:07,
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This is my fave of yours
:D
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08,
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hee hee
how many times can I post it? and Hello Jess *waves*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09,
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FREEBS!
*hugs*
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:10,
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this gives me the heebiejeebies
gRAND!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08,
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the other
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:11,
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do you have a high res version of that?
it would look good on the wall in my bog
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:12,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:14,
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yeah -we've tried that here before
but we're not convinced
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:15,
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i haven't
i haven't got a printer
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:16,
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we print large format graphics
It's ace at my last place we had a plotter and printed a life size Kylie and put it in the photography studio :)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:18,
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ooooh, pretty!
on A3 paper too!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:20,
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hahahha
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:21,
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ha ha haha hahahahaaaa!!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:21,
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did you attach a fleshlight to her ~naughty~ ??
:P
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:20,
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no , but I can redo it for you
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:14,
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\o/
in my PhD office I covered 2 walls with rasterbated pictures. I had the end scene from butch cassidy and the sundance kid erm... oh yeah, bruce lee then a picture of me and my office mates rat arsed at a conference
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:20,
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*pffft*
*waves*
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this week i am mostly - medicated ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:26,
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hahaha
if they made a film of this I would watch it
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:06,
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Argh!
Nooooooo
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:13,
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Hahaha
Woo!
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in vino veritas ,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:07,
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