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[challenge entry] Jimboooooooooo!
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(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Is that a pea I see before me?!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:15, archived)
# nope, just made it.
Maybe someone else did it before me though.

edit: I forgot to tag it, how silly of me :P
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:17, archived)
# SPOING!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:18, archived)
# That's the image I would have made if I had any talent.
Oh, and I just spotted an hilarious spelling mistake in Riverghost's scan of Nuts magazine:

jepgs.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:21, archived)
# believe me
this picture used the harnessed energy of anti-talent
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:25, archived)
# I'm so sorry
I have to admit it think I was it on Wednesday evening.

I did look at the username and realise that it probably wasn't

EDIT: And so you should:P
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:19, archived)
# I have tagged it now!
*sits back and waits for royalties*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:27, archived)
# fancy dress at the palace
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:12, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] obvious?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Ahaha!
Captain Pugwash!

But if anyone mentions the myth that is the rude-sounding characters, I shall ram the truth up their arse.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:08, archived)
# where's Master Bates?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:11, archived)
# AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
There is a persistent urban legend, originating in the now-defunct UK newspaper the Sunday Correspondent, which ascribes sexually suggestive names - such as Master Bates, Ben Dover, Seaman Staines, and Roger the Cabin Boy - to Captain Pugwash 's characters. John Ryan successfully sued both the Sunday Correspondent and The Guardian newspapers in 1991 for printing this legend as fact. [1] According to one version of the legend, the character was referred to as "Bates, the ship's master" to avoid making this too obvious. According to another version, "Pugwash" also had sexual connotations e.g. it could be a term for oral sex used in Australia, but no evidence to back this up has ever been found.

The wide acceptance of this falsehood probably owes something to the long standing associations in people's minds between sailors and ribaldry, as in the song, "'Twas on the Good Ship Venus". This legend may also have been subconsciously reinforced in some people's minds by the fact that there actually were fictional nautical characters with names a bit like these suggestive names. Swallows and Amazons, a very well-known British children's novel, really did have a male character called "Roger the ship's boy" and a female character called "Titty". In The Onedin Line, a very popular BBC television programme in the 1970s, the ship's mate was called "Mister Baines", which in some people's minds could become merged with "Master Mate" to create "Master Bates", and Charles Dickens regularly refers to The Artful Dodger's accomplice Charley Bates as "Master Bates" in the literary classic Oliver Twist.

It has also been suggested that the pronunciation of "Master Mate" was slurred at times thanks to Pugwash's rather nasal voice, and some people could mishear it. Popular industry screenwriting website Scriptmania, presenting a feature on UK Children's television, have produced a soundbite which they claim is taken directly from an episode of the show, containing the words "I certainly did, Master Mate", which can be heard here: - Click this link.

There may even be a sly reference to the myth in the title of the DVD of the computer animated series Captain Pugwash - Sticky Moments And Other Swashbuckling Adventures.

Nevertheless, it should be stressed that the characters' names were Master Mate, Tom the cabin boy, and pirates Barnabas and Willy,
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:15, archived)
# so where is Master Bates?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I hope that's a copy and paste job
or you are far too easily wound up by Captain Pugwash ;-)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Haha!
I have to paste it so often that it may as well be written by me.

That sentence makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Anyway, it's from Wikipedia.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:20, archived)
# I see.
Now if I was the sort of bastard who vandalised wikipedia...
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Wow, I'm amazed I actually sat through that
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Do you feel better for it?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I feel more educated
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:36, archived)
# i feel enlightened
thanks :)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:17, archived)
# a little better done...
and that would be a very very woo pic, as it is ill give you a woo anyway, as idea is more important than how well its done
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Nice
but has it occurred to anyone else that Pugwash, should he *ahem* accidentally get coloured magenta, would closely resemble a CDC?
and the mythic names are entirely the invention of Victor Lewis-Smith. 100% FACT
(, Sat 10 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry]


updated and animated, oh, and fuck you Audrey!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Hay-elp, Hay-elp, its the hooded cock!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:55, archived)
# that's the badger!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:01, archived)
# woo and yay to that
oh and


tis a random number, but i felt it was needed

*celebrates*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# its the only decent thing to do

TJ: I just made an amazing discovery.

Whilst idly playing with a rubber band (one of the square cross section types, not a flat one), I for some reason, decided to roll it along the top of my forearm. Result - lots of arm-hair very quickly tangled up in a rubber band

It might work with a flat one, don't know - try it and see.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# pfft!
is he cutting her ropes?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# hahahaha.... erm.....
hahahaha that cracked me up. I really don't know what to say.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:59, archived)
# spinning his own
I should imagine.....
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:01, archived)
# he's stoking her engine
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:05, archived)
# That's so unrealistic!
He's Welsh and she's not wearing a fleece!!!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:59, archived)
# yay ifor!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Some Friday cheer before heading to the boozer
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# What with all the yobs standing behind him (post that pic someone) is this the last straw?
*tense*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
# i cannot find the pic !!
*hunts some more*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# you want the original?
it's everywhere, just search getty for David Cameron and it's on page 2
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:51, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:52, archived)
# not seen that before, nice!~
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
epic stuff
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Do it!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Click
*bang*

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# fresh?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
#
fem?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:49, archived)
# get one in for me!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# do it!!..do it!!


have b3tas servers gone tits up again?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:47, archived)
# david cameron is the new tony blackburn
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# No
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:52, archived)
# he is?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:53, archived)
# oh yes
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:01, archived)
# he's getting shakey....
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:55, archived)
# pffftttt
got coffee on my desk now from maximum pfffftirdge
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:57, archived)
# *offers a cup to store coffee in, instead of the table*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# MAOU! MAOU!
*slaps in face*

MAOU!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:13, archived)
# looks like
he's wanking with his left hand
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] cute
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:42, archived)
# One way ticket to hull, change at crewe...
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Route: Not Oxenholme
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Complementary coffee will be thrown in yout face...
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# *titters*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# You are Frankie Howerd
AICMFP
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# AICMFP?
please explain this rudimentary language
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# and i claim my five pounds
:)
use the google luke... (said like LOOK)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:49, archived)
# You called?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# mouthballs
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Certainly.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:49, archived)
# titter ye not
OOOOOOOH!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Sorry!
I'd have replied earlier myself but I had just nipped out ...
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:16, archived)
# "Ymm ymm ymm"


Trouble at No. 10
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *gets out the pool cues*
*starts juke box*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Who put this on!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# kill the queen!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# What?!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
#
Not a Shaun Of The Dead fan then?

/edit: Ah, I see you are, silly me. Been a long day.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Not at all!
(and if that wasnt sarcasm then yes i am... the next line is "what?!"
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Horrible uncalled threadjack! (great pic btw)
Got a new 10mp camera and want to try a pic on here, but b3ta cr3ation doesnt have auto thumbnail, and with out it i have www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/s1030006.jpg so far... can anyone help please!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# damn you!
*tuts loudly and rolls eyes*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:49, archived)
# doesnt it automatically resize it for you?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
# yes.
Run... - pbrush.exe
2:File - Open... [locate your picture now]
3:Image - Stretch/Skew
4:put in 30 in each of the nice boxes for horizontal and vertical
5:File - Save As... [put _small between the name and .jpg so you don't overwrite your nice picture]
6:upload the [picture]_small.jpg instead of the big one
7:have a biscuit

if OS=!Windows then use Gimp, and have 2 biscuits instead
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Self referential
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Bigger! BIGGER!!!!
BIGGER!!!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# MAKE IT BIGGER!!!
quickly!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Got a new spiffy 10 mp camera, but i dont know how to get thumbnails with cr3ation... help!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# make a small version, save a small version
upload small version, copy the upload codes.
upload biggun - make the small one a click for big (i think)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# teh UPLOAD CODEZ!!!!ELEVENTY!!ONE
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Just post a link to the pic
or better still get a flickr account and put a link in your profile.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:59, archived)
# my that took a while to load
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Ooh *handbags*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# that earns you an 'ignore'
you prick
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Ahhhhh, I see - you am a twart.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:41, archived)
#
Bit uncalled for.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:42, archived)
# findtherapist?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Dude,
Don't be lame. It's really not difficult to compress a picture down.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# kiss my arse biscuits
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Ha ha
It's you guys that make B3ta so much fun!

No, wait...
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:53, archived)
# you've been here long enough you should know!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# That's a fucking ignorant attitude.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:00, archived)
# hey penisbreath
apparently german post codes do not work on that site. You wanna come over here and help me?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Me so mature
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)
# pork sword!
*porks*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)
# spam javelin
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Did that once, got a slipped discus
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Haha! A fine way to end the week.
Stay out of trouble, you crazy kids.
*vanishes*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Where did he go!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I assume hardly anyone's heard of Noggin the Nog then?

I had to make those Bs you know. That's why they're shit!
Noggin
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I have, i liked the pic, gave it a woo or 3
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Your taste is impeccable.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:42, archived)
# It is, my gif pallette is quite refined
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Noggin, Yeah
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] WATL pirate* broadcasting......


*does not contain pirates
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)
# *does it contain priates?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Shush :P
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Yay to me, I just won the text in on XFM. I don't know what the prize was as I just text in for a laugh and missed that bit!:P
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Lucky bastard
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# years supply of hemm, haemar, hemmmmaer, piles-cream
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Ohh if only... goes great with cake
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Idon't suppose anyone was listening to the channel
and can tell me what I won.

I know it was a couple of tickets to something.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Nope.
This is a radio free house :(
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)
# How tragic:(
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:52, archived)
# woo and hoo!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
# damien rice... whoever he is
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Oh wonderful
That rocks!!!

Did floats like a cannonball.

EDIT: Where did it say that?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# or maybe a borat dvd?
aint a clue :p
what was the question?
edit : i just went to google and typed xfm win - and it took me there :)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Well I definately won two ticket two something
Could be two, two zone one day travelcards for all I know.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# I think there will be some tickets on ebay very soon.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Well if it's for something crap:P
I was personally thinking gumtree.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# ...I'm telling Audrey, i can see it...
And a wonky boy gay to this gif
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Audrey's gonna be fucking pissed!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Run, i'll cover you!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Whu....?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)
# audrey!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Got to love audrey
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha
oooh-errrr missus!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I hated Andy Pandy as a kid
and I'm glad my daughter hates it now

then again, I did kill my parents
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:20, archived)
# ha ha
needs more pirates though!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Pirates later......Kill parents now
Or look at JJ excellent post below VVVV
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)
# i shall do both
*kills*

*yiffs*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# excellent!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I think I'll do a comic about sexy pirates next......
......a change from nurses and mutants :)

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# needs more same-as-the-last-one
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# you fucker
i just did a big yelping laugh and everyone looked at me :)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# hello micto
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# who came before him gained fame, started gettin ignored....
etc...
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# don't worry JJ
these guys are jealous of talented folk like me and you
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# *cough*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# lozenge?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# *sucks*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# oh yes, that's it. Right there
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Bollocks, replied to the wrong post.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Sounds like a great idea to me!
Female pirates are the sexiest thing everrr! Especially non-hairy ones like this one :)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# do you read iain m banks books?
he does great female characters
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# are there pictures?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# no
but there are detailed descriptions
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# reading and wanking don't mix
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# i wank while reading all your posts
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# *glees*
I will endeavour to keep them spicy for you Agent Muu
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
# well, sexy pirates are not nurses...
but whatever keeps me busy will do.

ps: the pirates should contain more boobies.

that is all.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# fuck yes
that sounds like a brilliant idea.

they sail on the good ship venus.

also, needs more cutlass action and a one eyes parrot.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# oooooh.....nice name.....
*yoink*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Who is the one eyeing the parrot?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Hmm...
Needs more cutlass action, one eyes parrot AND a bigger pistol!

Big guns = All the win! :D

Especially with scantily clad pirate ladies...
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# yayayay
anything we don't mind they are all woo
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# hullo thar
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Top (heavy) stuff !
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Sexy pirates are the best.
Woo!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# how would you know?
*runs like fuck*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Everyone knows!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# :-(
I....met...one....once *cries*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# aw
i was only joking

you am teh sexy est pirate of all!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# HELLS YEAH
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Not true
Have you seen Pirates the porn film? The actings awful
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I've been umming and ahhing about getting it
What's the porn like?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Quite good
Although me and the good lady spent most of our time pissing ourselves at the awfulness of the acting, rather than getting aroused by the sexy bits.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Porn acting's never good though
Flesh Gordon, anyone?

EDIT- I have to leave so naive looking IT chap can get stuck in. Love!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Yeah but that film is sold on the fact that it has a proper plot, like a proper filum
and it has a had a huge budget and shit.

Not that I paid for it
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I think you
should too!!!!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# The sexy pirate
from Tenchi Muyo was quite nice.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)
# This can only be a good thing.
*readys mechanical wanking spanner*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# What about a sexy mutant pirate nurse
robot squirrel with tits?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:29, archived)
# wot,
no nuns?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I'm Bonneh - no, Bonnie
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Stop this Big Brother
related mullarkey at once, do you hear me?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# ah ok
i was RISing there
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Is that what it is?
I did wonder.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# That's what they've all been
about. Whoever poonugget is needs to get out more.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I watch the first one to see the freaks
and then go back to playing with myself at bus stops.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# IT'S YOU!!!!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# as did I
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# okay okay....
I'll go for a poo then.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Well I think that anyone that has anything to do with Big Brother should follow the example of
Winston Smith and, like in room 101, should have rats eating their face!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# oh christ
that crap isnt starting again is it?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# i'm hopeful that all this premium rate scandal stuff
will put paid to shit like it for sometime to come
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)
# i like big brother
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# you fucking would
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# You fucking me(n)tal
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Why?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# big what?
what's that then?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Oh come on!

Just posting video captures isn't on.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Ace
as ever.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# hahahaha
I just had to make up an excuse to my boss about what I was laughing at

woo yay
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# WTF!??!1
*gets stitch from big lol*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# that's some note he's holding
woo!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Woo
Did he work with The Monkeys?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# THAT is inspired
*clicks in the good way*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
ha!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# 0_o
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# i say, she's sitting on an owl!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Wonderful as evar!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)
# heh
woo!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# that monkey has something growing on his arse.

WOO!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# *PFFFFFFT*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# worrying
Woo!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# And it seems to me, you lived your life,
like a monkey on the head.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Pfffft! She was like a candle in the wind -
unreliable
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# sho' plays a mean pinball!
woo
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Monkey spanking Elton John!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# i see your elton
and raise you a king


woo!as ever
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)
# haha!
thats most bizarre
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# it was your bloody fault.
cats as hats.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Pingu Porn
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# A quick final check of the board before home...
...and what do I see? This.

What do I do? Laugh, really and out loud.

Well done sir!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# See ya matey
Have a good weekend.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# You too dude!
*high fives*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Down below
ah ah ah:P
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# It's the expression
it's simply perfect
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# this!
:o)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Its like a ready-made spong
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I still maintain that someone nicked his
mouth organ harmonica.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ^ what the laydee said
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ta-ta!
have a good weekend!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Where have you been, I've been noticing your absence for ages!
Catch you later =)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Night sir
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Later dude *air guitars*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# He does look quite suprised about the whole thing
Or did someone nick his harmonic?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# You dropped this:



"a"
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Well maybe I was talking about pure tones:P
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Maybe you were at that.
If you hadn't mentioned a mouth organ up above I'd have let you get away with that =)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)
# didnt they found a settlement in Plymouth in America?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# you are thinking of the deftones
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)
# My Own Summer (Shove it)
Right, now I'm going.

T'ra all!

*waves*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Look both ways before crossing the road.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# sounds more like a childrens book
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# he should be able to take a bigger one than that
you know - being made out of plasticine
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems as good a thread to add to as any


Not worth starting another thread as it did not take more than two minutes...
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Cake. An open window.
And a fat neighbour.

Not a good combination.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha
I have to say. That is one hell of a window!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Haha
It is rather odd I suppose.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Well I am rather odd:)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# She looks very much like a girl I used to know.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# did she eat herself?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# that's specialist porn right there
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# nuns with adminstrative duites
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# cheerleaders who have have responsibility for choreography
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# No, she was just a larger lady
But considering I am too, I couldn't judge.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I haven't seen many images of you...
but of the ones i have seen, i would say you look lully!

bloody women!... ah' diven' knaaa
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# she is
very lovely
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# You should know
Grabby Hands McGrew


Who took that first photo of us? I want to see it.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)
# i THINK it was afinkawan
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I must see it!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# pfft... best name evar!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Woo
Edit: I'll suggest it anyway....Can you give her 'shifty' eyes in the pause between appearing and taking the cake?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Guillotine?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# slam that lovely wondow down on her chubby arm
and listen to the snap
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# It is a lovely window, isn't it?
Or a lovely wondow, at the very least.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# it's all well and good saying stuff like that
but I have to type this stuff with a biro gripped between my teeth.

It's not easy.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I'd wipe the tears from my eyes
but I have no arms
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# been playing with painter...


Click for bigger (51KB)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# ey-up fella
you heard anything on the B3tabook?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# This
What IS the bloody hold up?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# it's been a month since The Goat said
everyone pass on their stuff after 2 days so we all know where we are in 2 weeks.


Someones being bad somewhere :(

I need to get mine done before other work commitments block me up!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# its is a bit crap
i was looking forward to doing mine - but its taking such a long time!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Bit of a communication breakdown
I'm almost tempted to Gaz the people in the queue to find out whats happening myself


(readies oar for "sticking in" procedure)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# yeah great idea!!
:o)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# I think I'm next
Although the page before me isn't complete I have her outline.

But I'm probably going to pass it on as I haven't got the time for it......
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# ahhhhhh
so are you the bottleneck?

You're meant to pass on your stuff within 2 days to keep things ticketyboo!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Yep it's my fault
I'll sort it out
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# stil not heard a thing :o(
hope to soon!!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# from Amsterdam?
Nice

I made something Deviant earlier reminiscent of your moody stuff
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# cool sir
whats the url - i'd love to see it - i've got to finish a dark pic for halus :o)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# cor very good sir!
:o)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Feed me!
Feed me! Feed me! Feed me!
Feed me, Seymour
Feed me all night long
That's right, boy
You can do it
Feed me, Seymour
Feed me all night long
'Cause if you feed me, Seymour
I can grow up big and strong
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# the colour purple?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# hhehehee
the best of the man eating plants :o)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# yay!
this film makes me happy.
the current west end production is bobbins, mind.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# my mother constantly sang "suddenly seymour..... is standing beside meeee...!"
sent me fucking CER-AAAAZY!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Awwwwww
Innit nice...
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# :o)
cheers! :o)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# that's lovely
woo
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# woo
i grew a moustache a while ago - i looked like a mexican :o)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha
did you start wearing a sombrero?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# yes
and calling everyone gringo!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# sombrero?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# he's on fucking fire!
woo
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# arf!
:o)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Wo's that ugly cunt then?
:P
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Can't tell the difference from your flame red hair anyway.......
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Oh bless you.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# did he mind?
woo!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# you should see the smile on his face!
:o)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# "Egad! Not the face Wogan you mentalist!"


*not sure why*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Woo!
You never need a reason to portray Wogan as a zombie with bad teeth!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# fair point
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# so that's what
he gets up to after his morning
shifts! *fears*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# ZOMBIE WIG CREATURES!!!
I just heard the sweetest most dulcet sentence in the whole English language.

'The final series ever of Everybody Love Raymond.'

So simple yet so calming:)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# is that one of those Living TV type shows?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Naaa
Crappy US sitcom. You know, one of those generic ones.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# The dad is the only good thing about it.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# who's the chewee?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Let the wookie win!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# my wookie always wins
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Bet that doesn't please the missus:P
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# lunch
obviously... tut!

*rolls eyes**
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *hoovers out eyes*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
#
*removes eyes from dustbag and re-inserts**
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# <insert chewbacca noise here>
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Larry Gogan
Crap Irish radio presenter. Hosts the 'Just a minute quiz', where you have a minute to answer as many questions as possible.

On one memorable occasion, after trying to console one contestant who got no questions correct after the minute was up, he was told "Ah, fuck off Larry, yer only an auld bollix" live on air. To this day, Larry cries himself to sleep with the knowledge that this will in all likelyhood be written on his tombstone.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# nam nam nam
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I'm not quite sure why
but this is literally making me feel a bit ill
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# :(
sorry.

Does this help?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# What's the grey mouth thing?
when his nose wriggles he looks like a bunny.

Bunnycat! Awwww.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# :(
it's supposed to be him blowing a kiss and i could be bothered drawing a tongue :(
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Hahah! brill
Yes, thank you :D
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# yay!
:D

*dances*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# :( does this help?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
excellent
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)
# This bunch of clowns have annoyed the hell out of me recently


Carrier pigeons are the way forward.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# ....
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# ISSUES
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# yeeees
I would say so.

'ning matey. God weekend planned?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Dunno about him
but I'm going to sit on my arse, view some houses and sleep lots.

You? Hows your Australians?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I fed them this morning
I'll take them out for a walk this evening so they can do their business:P

Chaos here atm. Refurb just started today. Going to look really cool.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# i agree..
..they're chasing me for a bill i cancelled
about 12 months ago, and they will never
replace my phones :(
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# you should send them an indignant email
with bold red letters
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# My computer has 512 shades of red.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Red, yes. The colour of blood....
Actually it not bothering me that much, but I do enjoy the joke about the dyslexic pimp, so I thought I'd change their logo.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I knew it!
you don't even have a phone do you? Those aren't even really your shoes!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
#
I have no feet. I lost them at the zoo.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# i'd love to hear...
Ed Byrne's stoopid voice doing that ad.

[It's not his fault he's got weird gums...]
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Blues Chuckle Brothers!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahahah
they look like feelthy mexicans
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# is there
any other kind?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# no idea
i've never met a mexican
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# *points to F.A.C.T. book*
all mexicans are actually lovely,
unfortunately they are badly portrayed

turns out not

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# this is one funny website
my favourite is
Bad guys will always get killed by a snake, while the hero simply reaches out and picks it up with his bare hands. (In addition, he will either break the reptile's neck (?) or bite it's head off)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Alas it's worse than that
They're feelthy Chuckles!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha
that suits them
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I think this is my last one for today
too much looking at Chuckles for one day!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# you're probably thinking of growing a moustache
DO NOT GROW A MOUSTACHE
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I am!
and going and shagging some random wench in a service station too
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# what?what?what?what?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# don't listen to wasp box
GROW A MOUSTACHE
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# do not listen to swaza
DO NOT GROW A MOUSTACHE
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
# what's wrong with moustaches?
apart from the obvious
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# we are the voices in your head
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Stop!
*cries*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Job done!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Do not listen to Wasp Box
GROW A MOUSTACHE AND A BIG BEARD


Thems the sex.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# you knowsit!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# But my beard grows ginger
and turns Mrs Boy off more than the rest of me :s
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Nothing wrong with ginger.
It's a very sexy colour.

Get a new Mrs Boy.

Edit- or hypnotise that one. You can't not like ginger beards, most white men's beards have a ginge tinge in them. It's nice.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Hypnotism is cheaper!
:s
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Than a new Mrs Boy?
Are you buying Russian women off Ebay again?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I have inexplickable blonde in mine.
(tee hee hee lickable)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# oh, beards are fine
i'm in the either shave or don't shave camp, no halfway house.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# The Cro Magnons are lucky they're not around now
Otherwise I'd have a big hairy harem.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.
Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.
And three, be nice.





ah - that was road house. my mistake.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Chuckle Power!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# i think you mean
Chucklechuckle power, Ch-Chuckle power, Chucklechuckle powER!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha
nice one
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# This is my fave of yours
:D
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# hee hee
how many times can I post it?

and

Hello Jess

*waves*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# FREEBS!
*hugs*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# this gives me the heebiejeebies
gRAND!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# the other
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)
# do you have a high res version of that?
it would look good on the wall in my bog
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# yeah -we've tried that here before
but we're not convinced
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# i haven't
i haven't got a printer
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# we print large format graphics
It's ace


at my last place we had a plotter and printed a life size Kylie and put it in the photography studio


:)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# ooooh, pretty!
on A3 paper too!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# hahahha
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# ha ha haha hahahahaaaa!!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# did you attach a fleshlight to her ~naughty~ ??
:P
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# no , but I can redo it for you
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# \o/
in my PhD office I covered 2 walls with rasterbated pictures.
I had the end scene from butch cassidy and the sundance kid
erm...
oh yeah, bruce lee
then a picture of me and my office mates rat arsed at a conference
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# *pffft*
*waves*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
if they made a film of this
I would watch it
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Argh!
Nooooooo
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)

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