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bah, my crappy technology is rebelling against me
damn it
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:23,
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Well if you buy Dell:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:24,
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But?
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:25,
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Coz
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:26,
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I am dellless
I have no dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:26,
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OK BBC then:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:27,
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BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL
BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:27,
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I have a still boxed Sports Master in my cupboard
The ones with the twiddly thing for the bat and ball millarki!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:28,
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a what?
a pong machine? I have one also it's crap! (binatone tv master mk-10)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:30,
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The turny dial one:P
Boxed is worth quite a bit now!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:33,
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hahahah
good luck with that notion :D pong tv games were made in the millions they are actually pretty much worth shit all still, you never know, you might find a munter who is like OMG! and gives you money and stuff
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:35,
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Well the returns not going to be bad
when you paid 4 quid for it at Oxfam:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:40,
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cor
you could make almost a quid! :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:41,
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MAC?
*wants to see MAC BBC DELL MAC BBC DEL*
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:56,
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Hmm.. for some reason, my computer always works
It's the only computer I know of which does though
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:25,
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so does mine
but everbody elses always falls apart in other news: 'ning all! anything good happened here today?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:26,
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I had a casserole
it was nice
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:27,
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good!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:31,
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yes
yummy!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:32,
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Ullo.
I updated my profile, someone posted a massive picture of a fisted arsehole, and a load of n00bs made nuisance. Pretty much business as usual. How's you?
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:30,
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Totally knackered
Had a presentation today, for which I worked almost all weekend - the first days with actual good weather. And I've still lots to do. But all went well today, so I'm happy. that's a neat profile btw
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:32,
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Why thanks :)
I hate whoever designed the css for b3ta. Glad things went well! We had rather crappy weather today but should be good the rest of the week...
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:33,
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yeah
I know about that css thing
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:35,
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I probably installed too much crap
and stuff just leaves it's guts lying about when you remove it, it's just crap weakness, damn it
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:27,
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windows > run > cmd
'delete registry' hey presto! ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:34,
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I was thinking of something more kinetic
and my router is being naughty too I think I'm cursed
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:36,
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kinetic's always good
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:37,
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A Little Bit of Gimp-age
Enjoy, criticise, etc :) All feedback appreciated :D source
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:22,
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this is very nice
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King_Eric has been ok since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:23,
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That's really really nice
I just checked the source too. Not as good but...
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:25,
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That's cool :)
This is my first attempt at 'colourising' a picture in Gimp - so ta for the comments guys!
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:35,
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I think you win!
If you want a tip, unless you look like the rear end of a London transport vehicle, don't use you're pikky in your profile:p Fortunately I'm as ugly as sin so I'm ok:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:47,
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Beardy!
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Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:36,
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Leave Rolf alone!
Other than that, woo.
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:52,
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Very
cool
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Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:27,
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very nicely done
if you want feedback: the lips are slightly iffy, and theres one or two places where the skin tone doesnt quite look natural, try playing around with the brightness in a few places, but ill not go on too much, as you happen to be sitting about a meter from me, and i dont fancy getting hit
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wjh31 ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:31,
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something i've been making
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King_Eric has been ok since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:17,
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make the background move!!
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:31,
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with some round glasses you'd look just like roger daltrey
woo
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:39,
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made this ages ago
can't remember why. best compo it, i say.
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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten! ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:05,
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Did you know that your username
Is the name of Frank Skinner's cat:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:18,
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hmmm
maybe they are Frank Skinner?
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:20,
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Or his cat
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P3te "the Meat" ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:22,
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or both
meow! *rubs up against own legs*
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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten! ,
Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:30,
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every day is a school day on B3ta
did you know that margarine is grey, and that they dye it yellow to appear more like butter.
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King_Eric has been ok since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:21,
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Yes I did:P
Did you know that the speed of sound varies according to temperature? It's 343 Metres Per Second at 20c:P Making a 1kHz sine wave at 3.43 metres high.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:23,
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^^this is news to me^^
i bet kris akabusi could still out run it
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King_Eric has been ok since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:26,
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does it not also vary due to propagation medium?
innit
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:33,
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Nope
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:38,
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Yes it does.
Hence a standing wave in helium is higher frequency. *skulks*
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Carlossus ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:00,
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rowan?
are you rowan?
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krang ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:20,
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not right now
but I do like messing about on the river...
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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten! ,
Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:32,
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Censorship does have its puposes
I mean, I watched James the Cat as a kid and look how I fucking turned out.
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I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 22:50,
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Microwave ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:04,
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Now cut off the other one!
woo, although sick
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:16,
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Meowning, folks!
how goes it?hahaha get it? meow ning? lollz.
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:41,
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Hey, another person who changed it...
Ms Foof, how do you change the colours of the 'main/links/talk' bar in your profile? Woo to your lully pic btw :)
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:43,
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i cheated and found a profile editor site...
as i was having the same problem as you. ooh question! are you having any problems with myzpazz at the mo?
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:46,
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yes
it breaks all the time. The code is flaky and the clustering is clearly not optimal.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:47,
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Apart from my profile going German
for no reason every now and then, not really... Why do you ask? And thanks anyway :)
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:47,
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i have a few profiles, including one for my comic...
every time i log into them it just brings up my main profile...i'm having to check them through myspazz im... *kills teh myspazz*
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:52,
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MySpaff is shit generally.
It'll probably sort itself out sometime soon. Is there any chance you could gaz me the code for your profile so I can take a look? I'll understand if the answer's no :)
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:54,
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yup...
gimme a sec...
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:55,
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Yay!
Thanks :)
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:55,
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Paint
and the magical powers of html
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P3te "the Meat" ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:09,
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oh dear
the b3ta profile messer arounder appears to have gone west
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:19,
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:50,
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is that a dog egg?
Mmm im cooking bread and butter pudding! yum! What should i cook to go with?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:59,
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Well depends if you're cooking it in the custard:P
Personally I'm having slow cooked Ox hock stew with dumplings:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:03,
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Aye indeedido
its in the oven now - gonna take about an hour, so plenty o time to muster something up just can't decide what to eat
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:06,
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MY butcher mate
Has been cooking the stew for the since 1pm:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:19,
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why would i want to eat your butcher? :-s
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:20,
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Coz
You're bum gay.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:25,
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im not bumgay :(
you just wish i was!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:28,
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Hehe
Meowning Foof :D
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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:10,
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as it is quiet you may have a picture i took earlier today.
(linkyed as its big and stuff)www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/mussel-fishing.jpg and you may also cut out and keep this for future use :-)
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TBL I posted this on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:40,
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*sexes*
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:41,
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*puts "I have been sexed by Jessie" in profile*
:-)
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TBL I posted this on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:42,
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and she is damn sexy
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:43,
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:D
Jess or Jessie ;)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:46,
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oops.... I was so excited I misspooled it...
*corrects*
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TBL I posted this on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:46,
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you never know, he might have been sexed by the Rev too
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:46,
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ohh an excuse
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:33,
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My Interdimentional Ribeana girls
have discover what clothes are :( Good thing for those of you at work :P
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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:26,
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I HAVE ARMS!
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:26,
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YAY!
You've made my day you have, i was worried these things wern't meant to be ere! *flaps arms*
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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:27,
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*mourns the loss of nekkidness*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:27,
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What does it matter any more?
JollyJack himself has defied the rules of nekkidness on celebratory posts I'm disillusioned
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:32,
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and I missed my 27k
dammit.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:33,
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*cries*
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:37,
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what is there left for me to show, anyway?
I've posted my arse, my knob and my nipple. Is there anything else taboo I can cover?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:39,
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maybe
not showing anything is taboo!
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King_Eric has been ok since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:41,
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but I thought people wanted to see my ballahanna
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:43,
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X-rays
are the way of the future!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:41,
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this has been discussed
by myself and a fantastic animator of this here board.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:42,
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Madame Jessie,
can I ask for your assistance? I'm trying to change the colours of the navbar in my profile (the one saying links, main, talk etc) but I can't find it in the css. Can you point me in the right direction?
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:36,
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Ah, sorry, no :(
I'm strictly an amateur, I used a 'profile messer arounder'* to get mine, and it's offline these days :(*I made that name up, catchy 'ey?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:44,
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Righty ho.
thanks anyway :)
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:45,
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I am glad.
Last night's was just porn.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:04,
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ha ha ha
that cartoon has many possibilities for this compo, yet this is the first entry for it i've seen Woo!
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:11,
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is Mr teh Lazlo worried:P
'ning mate. He seems to have corrupted you to the b3ta persuasion.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:11,
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it didn't take much
I'm already corrupted
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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:12,
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Well you've come to the right place then.
But you can't be that corrupted if they allowed you to get married:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:14,
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Not really that married
Yet, Just seems like it!
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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:16,
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Noooooooooooooooo!
Don't do the evil paper work! I've got a mate that made a career out of never marrying his missus! EDIT: Plus having a paid up icon with an L plate make the baby Jeebus make puppies!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:21,
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I'm only in it for the prezzies
and the family tax credit braw
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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:23,
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Nooooooooooooo!
You haven't made little Lazlos?! The world is doomed. Dooooomed I tell ye!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:28,
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shhhhh
He reads this, But no we haven't spawned the child of satan Yet............
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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:30,
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What about Santa?
He'll do anything for those milk and bikkies!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:32,
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I prefer the carrot ;)
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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:34,
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I've heard if you heat it in the microwave first, it's meant to be much nicer:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:49,
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Haha haha haha
Slag
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P3te "the Meat" ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:12,
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wouldn't you though,
If you could :)
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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:25,
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No, I'm good me.
I've tried, but none of them come alive :¬(
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P3te "the Meat" ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:08,
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Penny Crayon buys a tablet :P
Woo!
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Alfinch With wisdom comes owls ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:12,
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that is bound to hurt..... anyway
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TBL I posted this on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:12,
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hi cockalorum
Thank's for the woo I need to make me some, woo's that is
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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:15,
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And you need to avoid pedants
who will point out you're superfluous apostrophes
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:40,
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ahhh, two icons
a rare and lovely sight
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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:21,
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Thank you muchley
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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:24,
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Hahaha
Teh Slage! Woo to this!
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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:24,
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umm
1 bindun 2 each file @ 50kb is massive! 3 woo
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:26,
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1, has it, sorry 2, isn't 50k the limit? 3, thank you That is all
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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:29,
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here here!
tis a mighty post
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:43,
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Well I hate to boast!
:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:57,
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50kb per post normally
:)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:01,
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2 scroll up and down and pretend its an animation
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P3te "the Meat" ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:07,
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OI OI board
I've been trapped without the interweb for far too long. Anyway, have a post:Click for bigger (297KB) Anyone else going to see Zapp at Jazz Cafe tonight?P.S. Ignore the old seams around the cityscape bit, what what what...
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Liquid Crystal ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:01,
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when onions take over the world
only one man can stop them
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:06,
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pfft :D
silly
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:18,
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its all true
Certainly beats cleaning toilets. Edit: still redex?
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:46,
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sux to be me
redex
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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:50,
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sux to be you
...on avenue Q *hides*
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:51,
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no longer redex!
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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:01,
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Braw
its my hotlink protection, b3ta is included to show but doesn't work for everyone. Some german bugger is leaching from me.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:03,
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the bugger
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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:19,
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Cunt steward
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:38,
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redex
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:51,
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Ha ha, thats my mate that is. He works in Topshop, and is working his way through the women. woo and yay!
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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:51,
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I'm working in New Look*
*Other womens clothing stores are available, but they don't contain Sexy daves
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:58,
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i'm free.
noice.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:52,
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Gay!
:)
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:53,
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you love it
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:55,
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he he
sounds like a damn fine job
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:12,
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Fresh Prince of Denmark
Shirley Bindun?
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Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe! ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:41,
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Oh dear.
Yous broked the Spearey Shakes!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:42,
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Needs more
FRESH!
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Tikoloshe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:43,
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^this
it is lacking freshness
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:52,
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hehe
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:44,
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Alas, Poor Carlton
I knew him well
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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:45,
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well Horatio
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:08,
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Wrong quote.
/oldskool
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:05,
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TO BEL AIR!
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:14,
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Maybe Honda will do better this year...
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andrewtatham expelled some brainvomit at ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:50,
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i'm sure y'all are bored with these,
but i'm bored too, so we shall all suffer togetherDaddy says Click for bigger, or tomorrow you're getting it!(71KB)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:38,
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ooh nicely done
*attaches steering wheel, runs away to play toca3*
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Tikoloshe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:39,
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mind piss
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mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:40,
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nicely done
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mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:39,
archived )
YES!
now I can take more hen nights off road
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:39,
archived )
But
Hummers break when you take them off road!
(
Tikoloshe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:40,
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I meant to say
Middlesboro, but forgot how to spell it
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:41,
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Middlesboro' is up road, not off road.
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:54,
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there's a hot tub in the back
~.~;;
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:40,
archived )
Have a woo
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Alfinch With wisdom comes owls ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:44,
archived )
I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:46,
archived )
Unless you're at work,
it should be behind your monitor. Just there.
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Alfinch With wisdom comes owls ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:50,
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meh, i'm done
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mongychops ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:37,
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happy b3ta day
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:37,
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pffft
You're on a roll!
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Tikoloshe ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:37,
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very woo
but won't they need to put a name on the tomb stone/urn/box/bin gab bag?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:39,
archived )
we can always
make more killbots have more babies
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:43,
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What's blue and makes mothers cry?
Cot Death. I'm going to hell with you now.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:40,
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More than one baby?
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:41,
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Your pedantic
;)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:49,
archived )
What about his pedantic?
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:08,
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Pffft!
*goes to hull*
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:42,
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that's horrible
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:44,
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TERRIBLE!!!
sadly, I laughed. Woo. And Happy B3taday!
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Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:46,
archived )
ha ha ha ha
happy b3taday
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:55,
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old school.
(
dec ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:32,
archived )
hehehe
EVIL CLOWN!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:48,
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YES
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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:43,
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Bloam or no bloam?
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The Neville What what what ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:31,
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ha ha Yay for Noel
(
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:32,
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The Neville What what what ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:34,
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Are you posessed by Noel Edmonds?
Are you? ARE YOU?
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Alfinch With wisdom comes owls ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:37,
archived )
I
am Noel Edmonds! MAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh&^(&*%
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The Neville What what what ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:39,
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No. No you're not.
I can tell because you havn't asked me the question yet.
(
Alfinch With wisdom comes owls ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:43,
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ha ha ha
close it and lock it and throw it down the well!!!
(
Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:32,
archived )
BLOAM!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:35,
archived )
ha ha - 'tis yerself!
very woosome... was it here someone did the meal or no meal things, or did I dream that?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:36,
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once or thrice.
and may combinations thereof. woo to this.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:51,
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Ed Munds
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:51,
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i like you
i received your book in the post today. the one about the difference between 'being destroyed' and 'drinking milk' made me do a lol.
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tomwaitsfornoman reports reports reports ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:56,
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hurrahs!
I hope it gives you many many minutes of pleasure and noise!
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The Neville What what what ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:02,
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i'm enjoying it muchly thus far
any more planned?
(
tomwaitsfornoman reports reports reports ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:12,
archived )
bloam, every time.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:58,
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fuck it, it's my b3taday
if you didn't like cheery i'd click ignore......now
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mongychops ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:03,
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haha
"vaginal"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04,
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harro!
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:10,
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'sup homes
dammit w*rk is tearing me a new one today
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15,
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cheery amuses me greatly, happy b3ta day
woo yay
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:05,
archived )
Haha, that made me do a real lol.
(
Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:06,
archived )
Hurrah for Cheery Tomato!
Ive missed him and his everpresent wisdom.
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:06,
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he he
you said nawty parts
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:07,
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Hahahahahaha
that made me laugh. I am a bad bad woman.
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:07,
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'ning lady shape
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08,
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Hello!
*blows kisses towards Scotland*
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:10,
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*intercepts*
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:11,
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hahahaha!
I wiped my spunky cock on them before they reached Glasgow
(
wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12,
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you fuckers
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:13,
archived )
*is glad is down south*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14,
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can I come stay with you?
(
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14,
archived )
*spunks on a tissue*
*envelopes* Thorsonofodin Englandshire United Kingdom *posts*
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15,
archived )
*gets letter*
*opens* Ewwwww, yer bastard, they all over my breakfast now.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:17,
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what type of flakes are they?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:18,
archived )
they look like crusty scabs
they ruined my rice crispies
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:23,
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happy b3taday dave
and woo dave how are you dave?
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08,
archived )
not bad dave ta
how's life treating you dave?
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mongychops ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14,
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lo daves
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15,
archived )
HAHAHAHA
MY MIDDLE NAME IS DAVE
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:16,
archived )
and I'm married to a Dave
*honorary Dave*
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:17,
archived )
that was you!
Can you mail my pants back please?
(
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:18,
archived )
SO AM I!
And my dad's a dave.
(
wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:19,
archived )
My dad's a Dave
My ex is a Dave And curiously, none of my bandmates are called Dave. Which I'm pretty sure is illegal.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:20,
archived )
ZOMG
We have the same dad *incests*
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:21,
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:O But my dad isn't a scotchish!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:23,
archived )
happy b3
my profile tells me it's my b3taday but i ain't gettin' no candles on my posts is it for donors only then?
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08,
archived )
yep
so donate cheapskate
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09,
archived )
fair enough
i will endeavour to do that at some point over the next 365 366 days (2008's a leap year).
(
plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12,
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just do it now
it's like a birthday present to yourself... especially when Rob phones up high on Ether and tells you at great length how much 'entertainment' he received when he took your donation money to Soho and started gesticulating to all and sundry that he owns the internet and then they kicked him out of Soho and so he had to make his way to Leeds where he know's a guy in the know about these things and he ended up having to sleep on the floor of the train...'
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:32,
archived )
give me a kidney and I'll give you a candle
(
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09,
archived )
made out of kidney?
(
plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:13,
archived )
nope ear wax
I'll sell the kidney on e-bay
(
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15,
archived )
i always wondered if that would work
earwax candlethough i'm not committed enough to actually try it
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:18,
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Worked on Father Ted
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:21,
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Yes
You won't get the bumps but you don't get cake or jelly either.
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09,
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Happy b3taday!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08,
archived )
And I likes that!
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:11,
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did you see his cousin?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:19,
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I like thats too!
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:20,
archived )
hahahahaha!
(
wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:11,
archived )
i cant wait to see this one
/couting seconds till home time blog
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:11,
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hahaha
WOO! she best be worried as i'll be round later tonight.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12,
archived )
She'll be dripping
at the site of your big cock flapping about though
(
wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14,
archived )
i would expect so.
but she'll still need some lube for the anal, i am a gent after all.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:16,
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hahaha!
god invented ky for old ladies and chaps who prefer male company. and of course some naughty girls.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:16,
archived )
something we all worry about that
(
Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:19,
archived )
WINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:21,
archived )
also
(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:26,
archived )
Think of all the poor gay snakes that died for that photo.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:27,
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I missed these
:)
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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:28,
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Hahaha, brilliant!
I LOVE Cheery Tomato! *glees*
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:33,
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ha ha
the bastard!
(
Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:33,
archived )
(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:58,
archived )
*applauds*
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:59,
archived )
splendid poem
WOO!
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:59,
archived )
oe eoPeom , remember?
(
Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:07,
archived )
doh, schoolboy error.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:13,
archived )
you are Andrew Motion
and I claim my five pounds
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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:59,
archived )
*Doffs Cap*
Most woo
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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00,
archived )
brilliant
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00,
archived )
hahaha
I hope he doesnt get it caught in the machinery.
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00,
archived )
oooh that'll chaff
(
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:01,
archived )
fucking dead cat bastard argh this is your bastard fault see how you like this
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:01,
archived )
That is certainly one way of looking at it. Yes.
(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:02,
archived )
haha
wrong!
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Milkman Dan ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:01,
archived )
Fantastic =)
(
Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04,
archived )
(
Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:29,
archived )
drumjet powered hover leaf turtle
edit/slowed a bit with less moving head the other one is here.www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/leafturtle208kb.gif
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:58,
archived )
*closes tattyshop*
Damn you, I was just about to do that! Woo
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:59,
archived )
i want a hover turtle!
woo! yay!
(
Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00,
archived )
haha
this is very silly
(
Milkman Dan ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:02,
archived )
haha
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mongychops ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04,
archived )
This is what the world has been lacking hitherto
Woo!
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09,
archived )
You get a gold star for
"hitherto". *pins on gold star*
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:10,
archived )
Thank you ma'am
*curtseys*
(
in vino veritas ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:17,
archived )
LOL
Very good....
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archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:56,
archived )
Making a b'day card for a friend
I feel its lacking something... ideas?
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:57,
archived )
JOY
THERE'S NO JOY
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:58,
archived )
That's not to say it isn't woo
it is, but it needs more LOVE.
(
Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00,
archived )
still...
.... need to add Happy Deathday n'all that
(
Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04,
archived )
don't pick your scabs!
hehehe.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:59,
archived )
needs some goatse and donkey rape.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00,
archived )
that's terrifying
woo
(
Milkman Dan ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:02,
archived )
spunk
lots of spunk
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:03,
archived )
aargh!
(
plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:03,
archived )
its
is lacking one of these: '
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:28,
archived )
and..
irth *cunt*
(
Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:47,
archived )
It needs a speech bubble.
gurgling "End me now, please."
(
Carlossus ,
Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:45,
archived )
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