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# bah, my crappy technology is rebelling against me


damn it
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Well if you buy Dell:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:24, archived)
# But?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Coz
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# I am dellless
I have no dell

dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell dell
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# OK BBC then:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:27, archived)
# BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL
BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL BBC DELL
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I have a still boxed Sports Master in my cupboard
The ones with the twiddly thing for the bat and ball millarki!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:28, archived)
# a what?
a pong machine?

I have one also

it's crap! (binatone tv master mk-10)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:30, archived)
# The turny dial one:P
Boxed is worth quite a bit now!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:33, archived)
# hahahah
good luck with that notion :D

pong tv games were made in the millions they are actually pretty much worth shit all

still, you never know, you might find a munter who is like OMG! and gives you money and stuff
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Well the returns not going to be bad
when you paid 4 quid for it at Oxfam:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# cor
you could make almost a quid!

:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:41, archived)
# MAC?
*wants to see MAC BBC DELL MAC BBC DEL*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Hmm.. for some reason, my computer always works
It's the only computer I know of which does though
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:25, archived)
# so does mine
but everbody elses always falls apart

in other news: 'ning all!
anything good happened here today?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# I had a casserole
it was nice
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:27, archived)
# good!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:31, archived)
# yes
yummy!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Ullo.
I updated my profile, someone posted a massive picture of a fisted arsehole, and a load of n00bs made nuisance.
Pretty much business as usual.
How's you?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Totally knackered
Had a presentation today, for which I worked almost all weekend - the first days with actual good weather. And I've still lots to do. But all went well today, so I'm happy.

that's a neat profile btw
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Why thanks :)
I hate whoever designed the css for b3ta.

Glad things went well! We had rather crappy weather today but should be good the rest of the week...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:33, archived)
# yeah
I know about that css thing
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I probably installed too much crap
and stuff just leaves it's guts lying about when you remove it, it's just crap weakness, damn it
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:27, archived)
# windows > run > cmd
'delete registry'

hey presto! ;)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:34, archived)
# I was thinking of something more kinetic
and my router is being naughty too

I think I'm cursed
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# kinetic's always good
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# A Little Bit of Gimp-age
Enjoy, criticise, etc :) All feedback appreciated :D





source

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:22, archived)
# this is very nice
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:23, archived)
# That's really really nice
I just checked the source too.

Not as good but...

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:25, archived)
# That's cool :)
This is my first attempt at 'colourising' a picture in Gimp - so ta for the comments guys!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I think you win!
If you want a tip, unless you look like the rear end of a London transport vehicle, don't use you're pikky in your profile:p

Fortunately I'm as ugly as sin so I'm ok:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Beardy!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Leave Rolf alone!
Other than that, woo.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Very
cool
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:27, archived)
# very nicely done
if you want feedback: the lips are slightly iffy, and theres one or two places where the skin tone doesnt quite look natural, try playing around with the brightness in a few places, but ill not go on too much, as you happen to be sitting about a meter from me, and i dont fancy getting hit
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:31, archived)
# something i've been making
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:17, archived)
#
make the background move!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:31, archived)
# with some round glasses you'd look just like roger daltrey
woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] made this ages ago
can't remember why.
best compo it, i say.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Did you know that your username
Is the name of Frank Skinner's cat:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:18, archived)
# hmmm
maybe they are Frank Skinner?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Or his cat
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:22, archived)
# or both
meow!

*rubs up against own legs*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# every day is a school day on B3ta
did you know that margarine is grey, and that they dye it yellow to appear more like butter.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Yes I did:P
Did you know that the speed of sound varies according to temperature?

It's 343 Metres Per Second at 20c:P

Making a 1kHz sine wave at 3.43 metres high.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:23, archived)
# ^^this is news to me^^
i bet kris akabusi could still out run it
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# does it not also vary due to propagation medium?
innit
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Nope
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Yes it does.
Hence a standing wave in helium is higher frequency.
*skulks*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# rowan?
are you rowan?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# not right now
but I do like messing about on the river...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Censorship does have its puposes
I mean, I watched James the Cat as a kid and look how I fucking turned out.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Now cut off the other one!
woo, although sick
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Meowning, folks!

how goes it?


hahaha get it? meowning? lollz.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Hey, another person who changed it...
Ms Foof, how do you change the colours of the 'main/links/talk' bar in your profile?

Woo to your lully pic btw :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:43, archived)
# i cheated and found a profile editor site...
as i was having the same problem as you.


ooh question! are you having any problems with myzpazz at the mo?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:46, archived)
# yes
it breaks all the time. The code is flaky and the clustering is clearly not optimal.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Apart from my profile going German
for no reason every now and then, not really...

Why do you ask?

And thanks anyway :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:47, archived)
# i have a few profiles, including one for my comic...
every time i log into them it just brings up my main profile...i'm
having to check them through myspazz im...


*kills teh myspazz*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:52, archived)
# MySpaff is shit generally.
It'll probably sort itself out sometime soon.

Is there any chance you could gaz me the code for your profile so I can take a look?

I'll understand if the answer's no :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:54, archived)
# yup...
gimme a sec...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Yay!
Thanks :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Paint
and the magical powers of html
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:09, archived)
# oh dear
the b3ta profile messer arounder appears to have gone west
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:50, archived)
# is that a dog egg?
Mmm im cooking bread and butter pudding! yum!
What should i cook to go with?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Well depends if you're cooking it in the custard:P
Personally I'm having slow cooked Ox hock stew with dumplings:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Aye indeedido
its in the oven now - gonna take about an hour, so plenty o time to muster something up
just can't decide what to eat
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:06, archived)
# MY butcher mate
Has been cooking the stew for the since 1pm:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:19, archived)
# why would i want to eat your butcher? :-s
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Coz
You're bum gay.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:25, archived)
# im not bumgay :(
you just wish i was!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Hehe
Meowning Foof :D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:10, archived)
# as it is quiet you may have a picture i took earlier today.
(linkyed as its big and stuff)

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/mussel-fishing.jpg

and you may also cut out and keep this for future use :-)


(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:40, archived)
# *sexes*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:41, archived)
# *puts "I have been sexed by Jessie" in profile*
:-)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:42, archived)
# and she is damn sexy
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:43, archived)
# :D


Jess or Jessie ;)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:46, archived)
# oops.... I was so excited I misspooled it...
*corrects*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:46, archived)
# you never know, he might have been sexed by the Rev too
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:46, archived)
# ohh an excuse
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:33, archived)
# My Interdimentional Ribeana girls
have discover what clothes are :(

Good thing for those of you at work :P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I HAVE ARMS!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:26, archived)
# YAY!
You've made my day you have, i was worried these things wern't meant to be ere! *flaps arms*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:27, archived)
# *mourns the loss of nekkidness*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:27, archived)
# What does it matter any more?
JollyJack himself has defied the rules of nekkidness on celebratory posts

I'm disillusioned
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:32, archived)
# and I missed my 27k
dammit.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:33, archived)
# *cries*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:37, archived)
# what is there left for me to show, anyway?
I've posted my arse, my knob and my nipple. Is there anything else taboo I can cover?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:39, archived)
# maybe
not showing anything is taboo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:41, archived)
# but I thought people wanted to see my ballahanna
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:43, archived)
# X-rays
are the way of the future!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:41, archived)
# this has been discussed
by myself and a fantastic animator of this here board.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Madame Jessie,
can I ask for your assistance?
I'm trying to change the colours of the navbar in my profile (the one saying links, main, talk etc) but I can't find it in the css.
Can you point me in the right direction?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Ah, sorry, no :(
I'm strictly an amateur, I used a 'profile messer arounder'* to get mine, and it's offline these days :(

*I made that name up, catchy 'ey?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Righty ho.
thanks anyway :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:45, archived)
# I am glad.
Last night's was just porn.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Penny Crayon can draw anything she likes








the lucky twunt sorry for girth
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
that cartoon has many possibilities for this compo, yet this is the first entry for it i've seen

Woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:11, archived)
# is Mr teh Lazlo worried:P
'ning mate. He seems to have corrupted you to the b3ta persuasion.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:11, archived)
# it didn't take much
I'm already corrupted


(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Well you've come to the right place then.
But you can't be that corrupted if they allowed you to get married:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Not really that married
Yet,
Just seems like it!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooo!
Don't do the evil paper work!

I've got a mate that made a career out of never marrying his missus!

EDIT: Plus having a paid up icon with an L plate make the baby Jeebus make puppies!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:21, archived)
# I'm only in it for the prezzies
and the family tax credit

braw
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
You haven't made little Lazlos?!

The world is doomed. Dooooomed I tell ye!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:28, archived)
# shhhhh
He reads this,
But no we haven't spawned the child of satan

Yet............
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:30, archived)
# What about Santa?
He'll do anything for those milk and bikkies!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:32, archived)
#
I prefer the carrot ;)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:34, archived)
# I've heard if you heat it in the microwave first, it's meant to be much nicer:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Haha haha haha
Slag
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:12, archived)
# wouldn't you though,
If you could :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:25, archived)
# No, I'm good me.
I've tried, but none of them come alive :¬(
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Penny Crayon buys a tablet :P
Woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:12, archived)
# that is bound to hurt..... anyway
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:12, archived)
# hi cockalorum
Thank's for the woo


I need to make me some, woo's that is
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:15, archived)
# And you need to avoid pedants
who will point out you're superfluous apostrophes
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:40, archived)
# ahhh, two icons
a rare and lovely sight
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Thank you muchley
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Teh Slage!
Woo to this!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:24, archived)
# umm
1 bindun
2 each file @ 50kb is massive!
3 woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:26, archived)
#
1, has it, sorry
2, isn't 50k the limit?
3, thank you

That is all
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:29, archived)
# here here!
tis a mighty post
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Well I hate to boast!
:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:57, archived)
# 50kb per post normally
:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:01, archived)
# 2 scroll up and down and pretend its an animation
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:07, archived)
# OI OI board
I've been trapped without the interweb for far too long.

Anyway, have a post:



Click for bigger (297KB)


Anyone else going to see Zapp at Jazz Cafe tonight?

P.S. Ignore the old seams around the cityscape bit, what what what...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:01, archived)
# when onions take over the world
only one man can stop them
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:06, archived)
# pfft :D
silly
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:18, archived)
# its all true


Certainly beats cleaning toilets.

Edit: still redex?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# sux to be me
redex
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
# sux to be you
...on avenue Q

*hides*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:51, archived)
# no longer redex!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Braw
its my hotlink protection, b3ta is included to show but doesn't work for everyone. Some german bugger is leaching from me.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:03, archived)
# the bugger
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Cunt steward
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:38, archived)
# redex
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:51, archived)
#
Ha ha, thats my mate that is.
He works in Topshop, and is working his way through the women.

woo and yay!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:51, archived)
# I'm working in New Look*
*Other womens clothing stores are available, but they don't contain Sexy daves
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# i'm free.
noice.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Gay!
:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:53, archived)
# you love it
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:55, archived)
# he he
sounds like a damn fine job
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Fresh Prince of Denmark
Shirley Bindun?

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Oh dear.
Yous broked the Spearey Shakes!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Needs more
FRESH!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# ^this
it is lacking freshness
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:52, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Alas, Poor Carlton
I knew him well
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
#
well Horatio
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Wrong quote.

/oldskool
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:05, archived)
# TO BEL AIR!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Maybe Honda will do better this year...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:50, archived)
# i'm sure y'all are bored with these,
but i'm bored too, so we shall all suffer together


Daddy says Click for bigger, or tomorrow you're getting it!(71KB)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# ooh nicely done
*attaches steering wheel, runs away to play toca3*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# mind piss
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# nicely done
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# YES!
now I can take more hen nights off road
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# But
Hummers break when you take them off road!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# I meant to say
Middlesboro, but forgot how to spell it
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Middlesboro' is up road, not off road.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:54, archived)
# there's a hot tub in the back
~.~;;
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Have a woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Unless you're at work,
it should be behind your monitor.

Just there.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
# meh, i'm done
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# happy b3ta day
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# pffft
You're on a roll!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# very woo
but won't they need to put a name on the tomb stone/urn/box/bin gab bag?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# we can always
make more killbots have more babies
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# What's blue and makes mothers cry?
Cot Death.

I'm going to hell with you now.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# More than one baby?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Your pedantic
;)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:49, archived)
# What about his pedantic?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Pffft!
*goes to hull*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:42, archived)
# that's horrible
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# TERRIBLE!!!
sadly, I laughed. Woo.

And Happy B3taday!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
happy b3taday
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] old school.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
# hehehe
EVIL CLOWN!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Bloam or no bloam?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# ha ha Yay for Noel
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Are you posessed by Noel Edmonds?
Are you?
ARE YOU?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I
am Noel Edmonds!

MAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh&^(&*%
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# No. No you're not.
I can tell because you havn't asked me the question yet.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
close it and lock it and throw it down the well!!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
# BLOAM!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:35, archived)
# ha ha - 'tis yerself!
very woosome... was it here someone did the meal or no meal things, or did I dream that?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)
# once or thrice.
and may combinations thereof.

woo to this.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Ed Munds
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:51, archived)
# i like you
i received your book in the post today. the one about the difference between 'being destroyed' and 'drinking milk' made me do a lol.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# hurrahs!
I hope it gives you many many minutes of pleasure and noise!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:02, archived)
# i'm enjoying it muchly thus far
any more planned?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 18:12, archived)
# bloam, every time.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# fuck it, it's my b3taday

if you didn't like cheery i'd click ignore......now
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# haha
"vaginal"
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# harro!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
# 'sup homes
dammit w*rk is tearing me a new one today
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)
# cheery amuses me greatly, happy b3ta day
woo yay
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Haha, that made me do a real lol.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Hurrah for Cheery Tomato!
Ive missed him and his everpresent wisdom.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# he he
you said nawty parts
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
that made me laugh. I am a bad bad woman.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# 'ning lady shape
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Hello!
*blows kisses towards Scotland*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
#
*intercepts*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
I wiped my spunky cock on them before they reached Glasgow
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# you fuckers
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *is glad is down south*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# can I come stay with you?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# *spunks on a tissue*
*envelopes*

Thorsonofodin
Englandshire
United Kingdom

*posts*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)
# *gets letter*

*opens*

Ewwwww, yer bastard, they all over my breakfast now.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)
# what type of flakes are they?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# they look like crusty scabs

they ruined my rice crispies
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
# happy b3taday dave
and woo dave

how are you dave?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# not bad dave ta
how's life treating you dave?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# lo daves
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
MY MIDDLE NAME IS DAVE
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)
# and I'm married to a Dave
*honorary Dave*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)
# that was you!
Can you mail my pants back please?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# SO AM I!
And my dad's a dave.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:19, archived)
# My dad's a Dave
My ex is a Dave

And curiously, none of my bandmates are called Dave. Which I'm pretty sure is illegal.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:20, archived)
# ZOMG
We have the same dad

*incests*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# :O But my dad isn't a scotchish!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
# happy b3
my profile tells me it's my b3taday
but i ain't gettin' no candles on my posts
is it for donors only then?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# yep
so donate cheapskate
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# fair enough
i will endeavour to do that at some point over the next 365366 days (2008's a leap year).
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# just do it now
it's like a birthday present to yourself...

especially when Rob phones up high on Ether and tells you at great length how much 'entertainment' he received when he took your donation money to Soho and started gesticulating to all and sundry that he owns the internet and then they kicked him out of Soho and so he had to make his way to Leeds where he know's a guy in the know about these things and he ended up having to sleep on the floor of the train...'
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
# give me a kidney and I'll give you a candle
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# made out of kidney?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)
# nope ear wax
I'll sell the kidney on e-bay
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)
# i always wondered if that would work
earwax candle
though i'm not committed enough to actually try it
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Worked on Father Ted
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Yes
You won't get the bumps but you don't get cake or jelly either.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# And I likes that!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# did you see his cousin?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I like thats too!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# i cant wait to see this one
/couting seconds till home time blog
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha
WOO!

she best be worried as i'll be round later tonight.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# She'll be dripping
at the site of your big cock flapping about though
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# i would expect so.

but she'll still need some lube for the anal, i am a gent after all.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha!
god invented ky for old ladies and chaps who prefer male company.

and of course some naughty girls.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)
# something we all worry about that
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:19, archived)
# WINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# also
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Think of all the poor gay snakes that died for that photo.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I missed these
:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant!
I LOVE Cheery Tomato!

*glees*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)
# ha ha
the bastard!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# splendid poem
WOO!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
#
oe eo

Peom, remember?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# doh, schoolboy error.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)
# you are Andrew Motion
and I claim my five pounds
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# *Doffs Cap*
Most woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# brilliant
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
I hope he doesnt get it caught in the machinery.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# oooh that'll chaff
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# fucking dead cat bastard argh this is your bastard fault see how you like this
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# That is certainly one way of looking at it. Yes.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# haha
wrong!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Fantastic =)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:29, archived)
# drumjet powered hover leaf turtle

edit/slowed a bit with less moving head
the other one is here.
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/leafturtle208kb.gif
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# *closes tattyshop*
Damn you, I was just about to do that!
Woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# i want a hover turtle!
woo! yay!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# haha
this is very silly
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# This is what the world has been lacking hitherto
Woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# You get a gold star for
"hitherto".
*pins on gold star*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Thank you ma'am
*curtseys*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)
# LOL
Very good....
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Making a b'day card for a friend
I feel its lacking something... ideas?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# JOY
THERE'S NO JOY
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# That's not to say it isn't woo
it is, but it needs more LOVE.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# still...
.... need to add Happy Deathday n'all that
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# don't pick your scabs!
hehehe.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# needs some goatse and donkey rape.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# that's terrifying
woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# spunk
lots of spunk
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# aargh!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# its
is lacking one of these: '
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# and..
irth

*cunt*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:47, archived)
# It needs a speech bubble.
gurgling "End me now, please."
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)

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