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# Had to be done :)

What should I doodle the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
YAY!

I'd like to request Scarlet dressed in 1920's charleston attire, please . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# red
for preference
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# well,
the doodles are usually monochrome, but yes, I'd vote red . . . (Y'see, Scarlet's a bit of a clue . . . )


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# there has been quite rare occurence where the doodles were coloured in
or were they "fan submitted"? I don't recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# JJ colours a few of his own
and there are some fan-submitted ones too


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# this this would be such an occasion
one imagines
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Hope so!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I heartily endorse your 1920s chaleston attire idea
and wish to make this know.

*makes known*

imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/APG/136-22316~Flapper-II-Posters.jpg

par example.
(because NOBODY can google image but meeeeeeee)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Thassit!
Wheeeee!

She could be going 'rrrrrr' on her beads . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# haha!
ME!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Lenin washing the dishes while having a bath in Bisto
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# This is a bit good really isn't it?
Bloody woo

DRAW A MONSTER :-O :-O
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# ^^ This
A monster with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# This!^
Tearing up downtown tokyo!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# with it's tits!
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# um
Squirrels and static electricity should be involved
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# SOMETHING WITH CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# cayke ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# she had it coming..
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Oooh
It's the tower for you JJ!

Also Woo! hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# How about
a giant monster trying to scare a small girl, but the girl just keeps giggling
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# YAY!
I was thinking only yesterday that pie unleashing was overdue.
You, sir are psychic :)
It's a good 'un.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# hooray!
a welcome return.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# PIES!
and CAKES! woo!

edit : since its my b3taday - draw SkUGosaurus :D woo - well i can try
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# All the best b3tards have drawn a skugosaurus . . .
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# huzzah!
see my profile for a few links of SkUGosarus drawees :D
WOoO!
Thank you! :D *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# reminds me of a poem I just made up
Oh down at the home
Where the buffalo foam,
And the beer and the canteloupe pray.
There often is heard
of an horrendous black turd
that chases the patrons away!

Nothing really do do with a skugosaurus playing a banjo, but hey, better out than in with nonsense like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# jasper carrot
show me a home where the buffalo roam,
and i'll show you a house full of cowshit :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Scarlet making a pie
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
#
the first person to mention a cream pie will get a smack!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
Cream pi.. *thud*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
#
fur pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *paddies inna Students*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# doodle of the day should be
ainsley harriot doing that thing where you hold one foot and jump your other leg over it
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Judge Hershey getting it on with Anderson
in graphic detail!
(and the right badges)

or the secret of the Bermuda Triangle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# and/or
Judge McGruder with a strap on abusing Happy Toast's anal cavity
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# i still want someone/something
brandashing a weapon twice their own size :P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Leonard getting his own back on Scarlet :)
and more unleashing of pies :) I love em :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Brilliant
Curvy milkmaid!
(Me and my best mate are big fans of your's. He has a thing for curves and milkmaids apparently)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Chloe
including line : want some milk?
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Hooray!
It's been a while. Nice to see the PIES! back...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Woo woo!
Previously..


Taking a nap in the Marzipan mines probably wasn't the best idea, the
native people of the Glades of Madness having settled in the mines to
harvest precious almondy goodness some years ago. It seems as though
these strange creatures revere our courageous Vladimir as some kind of God..

So what should vlad do now?
a) Take advantage of their undying loyalty.
b) Explain that he's not their God.
c) Convert them all to Communism!

Anyhoot, what're you lot up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# A ftw!!!
be a god vlad!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# This
All hail Vlad
(I helped save b3ta! BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# You're BACK!
I was afeared you'd been blocked for good!

I think b, otherwise, he'll get showered with gold and virgins, but then sacrificed . . . . it's always happening to me


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Still alive
Just not had time to draw many Vlads.
I'm using the Barnesy Mirror.

How're you today, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# not so shonky, ta
I shall be back to full Braw! inna weeks time I hope


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# c for deffo, Mother Russia demands it
Today I am mostly skiving and eating Mexican Chilli McCoys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Stinky McGee
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# stop breathing at me!
'ning droog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Hhhhhhheeeehhhllo Minkatron :)
McCoys ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# *ties bandana round face*
let me have a handful of your mccoys please?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# MINE! *slaps hand*
(heh, I read it as 'banana' at first)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *swipe McCoys whilst droog slaps aphex*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# OY!!
*crunches crisps up into ickle bits*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# yay!
*pours crisp crumbs into mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# :D HAH
I licked them all first
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *sneaks to shop, buys all the mccoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# nooooooooo!
How much for a bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# £40
God bless monopolies
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *shrugs*
thats never bothered me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# bah ...
*remembers to wee on them next time*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# C
CCCCCCCCC
CC CC
CC CC
CC CC
CC CC
CC CC
CC CC
CCCCCCCCC
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# C
definitely. Raaar.

I'm off to mow a meadow in about half an hour. funsies :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# One man went to mowww
Went to mow a meadowww
One man and his dog - woof
went to mow a meaadowww
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# can i come?
as long as there arent any cows, i don't like cows they run after you! *runs faster and faster*
oh or any electric fences.... *zaaaappp*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# harpy b3taday
I've already been thinking about cake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Thank you!
CAAAKE!!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# well...
when I say "meadow", I actually mean bloody big lawn. So, yeah, come along. No cows, promise.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *makes happy b3taday daisy chain*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *wears with pride*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# d) masturbate furiously
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# furiously's not here
you can masturbate me instead
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# i always thought you were that way, reg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# c)
today I should be designing an email newsletter for large software company

instead I am playing Guild Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# are you winning?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I haven't died yet
and I have amassed a load of useless crap
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# are playing a game or describing my life?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahah
do you run about your hospital wearing popsocks and a cape?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# stop watching me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ooh what guild are you in?
guild of master craftsmen?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# one that appears to be run by girls
though as everyone knows, there are no girls on the internet, and if there were, they wouldn't be running guilds in geeky online games
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Have you made a book of these?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Nope..
Should I?
I didn't really think they were bookworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# He should
there is potential for 5.profit
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# communism
I just exercised my democratic right, but there weren't anything like enough communists
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# d) have a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# you must mean e)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# t) have a cup of e
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# i am baking cakes
and a, ftw
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAKE
there's only one sort of cake I don't like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# poo cake?
spunk cake?
wee cake?

come on which one is it?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# stomach ache
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *SPANGS*
WITH CAKE DISH
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Is it
Buk-cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Mmmm cayke
What kind of cayke are you bayking?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# banana and cinnamon and nutmeg
it has become a winning formula and liked by many of my friends
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I YAM COMING ROUND TO YOUR HOUSE!!
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Converting people to communism
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# B!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# free MONSTA wallpapers for ya!
www.MONSTAPRESS.co.uk


(CHOPCHOP, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Lully
and a respectable filesize as well.

well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *gets excited*
how long do each of these take you, they're so subtly detailed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# random things.
i like!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Cor, thankyou!
my screen looks so much better without that goatse wallpaper now
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# yeah
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# That's super!
Have a
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ROBOT! \o/
Is he about to bum that woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# 1280 x 960
:-( What about us poor buggers with 2560 x 1600 screens? That's tiled a few time already
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Meet me down the . . . .


Worst.

Post.

Ever.

will re-lurk for ever and ever now.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# why post it then?
Edit: *strains eyes to read*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Why did you post it then?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# because it bit my finger so
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Which finger did it bite?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# this little finger on my right!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# i dont get it
EDIT: oh well I don't want no trouble...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

click for original "apparently" NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# link it you cock!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Even though she is naked
You can't see any rude bits :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# thats may be so
but it looks so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I know
That wasn't my point. I reckon it looks wrong too.
I wonder if massive lardies could be fined for streaking (public indecency) if nobody could see rude bits?
We should be told :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# this is NSFW now is it?
there is no muff or boobs...just belly...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# show it to your boss then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# to be honest
my boss would actively endorse this...but my office is quite relaxed i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# aw
that not fair.
my booss is twat.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# My boss is an utter cunt.
And I tell him so most days.
/works for himself
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
that scares me
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# you are a wrong 'un
and i'd thank you to remove that image from the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Whaley cloaks!
that is wrong
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Holy cocking Christ on a bike
'You are fail' made me laugh though.
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# it's kind of mugatu's idea
but i likes the phrase a lot so I am nicking it
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Hooray
Adblock.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# This dog wins the internets
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# And you only have yourself to blame...


(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I can't actually read that
booooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] And now, a special poem just for cock-knockers
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# erm . . .
I'm RISing . . . possibly because I don't knock my cock enough . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# avian flue?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Simian walked?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# hint:
(makes 'sounds like' gesture)

erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *misinterprets as Manic calling me a wanker*
*cries*

EDIT: Is it anything to do with cornflakes and winning a Ford Tippex?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I reckon it must be that song of Mary Poppins
You know:
"Chim-chimmeny chim-chimmeny chim-chim-cherroo,
That bloke off the young ones says fuck off to you"

*skips off across the rooftops*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *sigh*
Hint:
I could have used oranges instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# oranges
oranges oranges oranges oranges oranges oranges . . . *belms*

I'm racking me brayne here . . .
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I wonder
what the rhyming slang for 'orange' could possibly be .....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *ding*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Gratz!
/very old Everquest joke

... so nothing rhymes with orange ... or chimney ...
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# arranges oranges
pfft
chimney... i'll think of one later... no i shant i cant be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Happy SkUG day!
*passes SkUG CayKE*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Woo!
Thank you
*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Suzuki Jimny
?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Yay!
that'll do :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# 'ding' doesn't rhyme, you spazz
C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Orange tree? orange pip? orange peel?
*cops an orange of Debbilgrrrrl's knives 'n' forks*

*receives a slap inna Norf*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Slap in the Norf?
You'll get a Paddy* in the Students**, mate!!

*and Mick
** halls

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# please . . .
C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *still none the wiser*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
You could be right . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Ning
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
OFFICE LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
QUITE Liderally, pop pickers!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
that's what the call you
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# yay! have one of mine!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *shows star*
and mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# COR!
chocolate . . .

EDIT: Here's mine
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Oooof!
That one really stung my pun-gland.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# This is all of the woo, the yay and the hooplah
I love you Daaaaave
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Huzzah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# They're just asterisks!
anyone can do em - look
******


:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# my eyes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Pffft!
*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hehe
excellent
star is a cutie!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# thats ace
have a woo you star
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# yay to stars

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# 'ning!
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Oh come now Dave
things so bad you have to resort to football gags?

Good ning by the way Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# 'G'ningles . . .
s'less about football than erm . . . I . . . *cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# ahhR
cant remember his name! kenny dalgleish!?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Peeda Bayaddslee
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# oh ahr!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# i hovered, but i'm still rissing
(it's pter beardsley, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Have you read all the writing REALLY carefully?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# keeeeeeee rayst!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*ducks killing knife*

*dodges spanging pan*

*leaps nimbly over garotting pincers*

*impales self on bumming spike*

Ow!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I am noticing a footbally theme to some of your POSTS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# this one and . . .
this one

but that's all . . . 2 out of 43,826,472 puns is not a very high percentage, is it?

EDIT: and no, I didn't miss the pun, I'd suffer a huge penalty if I did . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# haha
fair play. i jus happened to be around during your footbally ones.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Nice subtle punnage there,
and ningles to you

edit/your really laced with puns today then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# yes, do you need a trainer?
I'd be pleased to help with some bootiful puns . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# you sir have got Soul!
I BOW to your greatness. Although I think you should sometimes TOE the line.

*mumbles something about a leather upper*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# quality of puns...
...falling...



...falling...











...falling...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# COCK OFF, GRANDAD!
When did you last do anything half decent!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# 'Ning dave
i've been quiet recently as work have moved me on full view of everyone.

but i'm secretly working on the new andrew book.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha!
and 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *SPANG*
that is even worse punnage than normal

*takes away daves big book of puns*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# i dont get it......:(
wait, now i see

silly boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] By the light of the ...
Low quality racist 70s Cockney R Slang.
My fave nonetheless.

(darfbozo, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# cockney r slang?
you two are on abbreviated terms now are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] *knees up*
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

My Site
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I didn't even realise that slang was even real - let alone cockney
the only person I have ever heard say it is my dad (about my sister)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# skin and blister = sister

I have a feeling there's going to be waaay more obscure ones than this by next wednesday...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# you ain't kidding, me old keyboard . . .
I haven't got a pencil about most of the seniors on here . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# indeed - I am spannered and funnelled over this one myself
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I use it
but I have an unfair advantage with this compo. No rising for me cos I am from London innit.
I find rhyming slang useful for when I need to use a euphamism.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# like a small tuba?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace! Braw! and Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Nothing to do with the Cockerney Pictures... BUT¬!
I am technically a New Bee.

(OMG_N00b!!!WTFbbq!!pwned!!!LOL111!!! etc. insert amusing Noob-bating picture here...)

Anyhoo!

I met a load of you at Hoodbutters Bash and curry night last weekend. Hi to all those I jammed with and ha good laugh with. Nice bunch, smell a bit strange, but nice.

I have lurked around here for a few months and know Mr and Mrs Hoodbutter very well. So let me bring gifts of delicious exotic chocolates to share around.
(martinrandle, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I do not smell funny!
*sniffs*

Oh.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Mrs Saver received a box of chocs from me for Valentines
and one of them was very definately modelled on Fatima Whitbread's clitoris.

She wouldn't eat it - not even after I licked it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# she sounds fussy!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# she can't be
we're going to get married
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# hooray!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# she's not picky then?

can smell own kind
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# not any more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# mm-mmm!
thats good eating!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# you dropped this
www.edibleanus.com/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# oh-oh
Well at least it's not leeched.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# The 'people' you met are probably mostly on the /talk board
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# i was there too
you played guitar very well

but that is true what Geoff said

most are on the other board, but if you do nice pics they will like you here
*strokes*

EDIT: although it does help if you have made the image yourself
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I know for a fact that it's bindun
But I actually live there
[linked for fear of being executed by board nazis]
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
#
But I actually live there am lazy
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# her face reminds me ofthat face a cow makes...
anyone done
tealeaf, thief
ahh i've forgotten the one for helicopter... pfft
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Mum, could you iron my uncle?
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Thu 3 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# That picture makes me happy
but i'm not sure why :-/ i think its cos he looks happy despite having had an ironed face
(badboybarry, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# ummmmm
i don't get it......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# 'uncle bert' means 'shirt'
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Thu 3 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# ahhh!
stupid compo.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# ernie & bert
shirt? maybe? I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] He had it done up West.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha
such a happy bus
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# haha
this bus is an evil killer!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# is that anthea turner?
Woo! bus faced woman!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Brum's evil mum
is that bus there
(badboybarry, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at his face, just look at his face...
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1178186474.jpg

Sorry :(

EDIT: Consensus was NSFW, so I linktit.


P.S. You should have seen the original,ffs :sick:

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# You actually googled that image?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# no!
he hacked your personal files!!
silly
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I go where others fear to tread...
...although "bare arse grimace sideways" yielded some shockers
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# That looks like pr0n from where I'm sitting
LINK IT YOU COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# That looks like a fun party where I'm sitting
but it would be better linked
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# not safe for where i work
please link.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# fuck's sake
a bit nsfw dont you think?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Nice arse
But I think this compo's going to get on my tits real quick
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# oh, everything gets on your tits
*hopes*
hows you?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# o_O
i don't know. one minute you're chasing me with an
erection, the next you're eyeing up Mrs T's tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hmnm
tits
breats
wabs
boobies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *leers*
*at aphex*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *neuters*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# aww.
ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# O_O
I hate coming in on the middle of b3ta
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Watching Looney Tunes
Off work with manwife, about to go for opticians appointment. Find out how blind I've gone now :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# More manwives?
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# i've got a womanwife....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# would that not be
a womanhusband?

I'm getting all confused now.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# captain wow will explain it.
CAPTAIN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Yes
she seems to be the originator and seems trustworthy! I shall await her elucidation!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# No, just the one
Married him last year and everything
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# OK
Just checking
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# oh dear i hope your eyes are ok
buffoon....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# pink eye!!
when he goes "nnuuuurRRHH!!"
it's best to quickly close them :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# It's the bit where he stains them yellow I don't like
Stings, it's horrid
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# o_O
my personal least favourite is when they peel your eyelid inside out on a cotton bud thing
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# That's the one
Mine stains it at the same time.

*shudders*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# i think we may be on a different wave length....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hahah
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Im sensing some tension...
*gets the massage oil*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Happy 1000th post!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# i know
missed it though :(
happy b3taday!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Thanky youe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# please link
people at work think i'm a gay as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# oh my god
that's one hell of a bowel movement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Is that David Duchovny?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# swap us back!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# NOOOOOoooooo!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# like in abyss....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# you're so vague
you probably don't realise this song is about you
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# that one too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] My first B3TA animation...


Bin dun?
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha
nice


also TJ
stripping contest in Danish school!
www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=47402&in_page_id=34
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *watches video*
Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# that was a disappointing video.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# they're schoolgirls you filthy animal!
i like that last line.
"the girls didn't win because they were too over the top!"
crazy danes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# having a tank?
tommy tank shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# or sherman tank
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# ahhh
i see
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# sherman?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# sherman tank/yank?
j arthur rank/wank
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Yank
Septic Tank - Yank.
Sherman Tank - quick one off the wrist.
J Arthur - See Sherman. :-)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# it appears this whole subject is up for debate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# It's Mayfair!
celebratingary drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# it's john player special!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# What do you do for Park Lane?
Lully though

'Ning all!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# when the gruffalo goes bad...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Huzzah!
best word in the world!
HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Yay 6000 posts!

click for NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# haha, you fiend!
Happy B3taday old bean
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Thank you! yay 1 year old today!
6000 posts Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Haha
Congrats! And happy b3taday!
good timing!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Woo! Thank you!
but i had to keep my posts down to achieve such good timing - woo to all those images for past 2 days i couldnt give their woo too!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha
brown link means no clicky.

*waits for ivesb to fall for it*

Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Thanky you!
aww curses! next time gadget! next time!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Nobody EVER makes me look at horses.
Or love them.
Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# shut it you!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# congrats, im afraid you got me with the link though
too eager, and too early, i let me concentration lapse
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Woo ha ha ha - gotcha :D
:D
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Congrats.
Seeing as I can't animate or really draw, I'll just have to get my cock out at a milestone. :o\
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Thank you!
you could always use a pen... actually no... im not even going to finish that sentance...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Hmm... purple link?
Well done²!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *points at Davew27*
MORE PENGUIN FOR THEY ARE THE WOO!
oi wheres my congrats? :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *searches*
Ah, that might be it up there :)
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# YAY!!!!
Thank you Davew27!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
You win teh internets!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Yay!
*collects the internet in 5000x10000000000000000000 weekly installments*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# CONGRATS ON BOTH!!!
plus fecking funny gif too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Huzzah!
thank you!
took me ages!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Yay
congrats and happy b3taday, skugmeister
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Thank you!
Woo its my b3tday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Yay!
happy b3taday to me!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Hippos ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Mine's coming up too.
And I'm getting close to 5000.

Thing is I have no idea what to make :/
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I skipped making anything for my 8k or 9k :/
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# 7k in another 180'odd for me
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# first obtain naked photo
then think of something and turn it into that :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# cor two major parties at once!!
well done on 6000 and woo happy b3taday, cake will be ready in 53 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Yay!
caaaaykes!
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Congratulations on such a large number of meatspinny posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Woo thank you!
leekspin was my inspiration actually *watches it for another 8 hours straight*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# leekspin
is infinitely more watcheable ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# here is my other version
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# And your b3taday no less
Congrats x 2 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# o0 how'd i miss you out? Woo!
Thank you2!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# SA~wing looooooooooooooooow!
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet chah~ree~ott!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
*swings*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# hhave some cake
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Yay caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!
fake no bridge! :p
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Congrats
And happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Thank you!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# hahahah
congratumilationalisticificationalisationalisticiminipplibippligigigaggilantrificantrobantilaminations!
edit; and
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Yay!
Thank you!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# yay you!
and ha ha ha on the link.
git
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7152347
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
#
www3.barnesy.org/board/7152385
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Wooo!
gotcha!
Yay me!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# happy birfday
have a rubber cake

(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Wooohooo!
*eats cayke*
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# yay!
huzzah!
congarulatimanude!

*fireworks*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Woo!
Thank you
*watches fireworks and falls over backwards*
preddy colours *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# YAY!
Congrats, happy b3taday and WOO all wrapped up with a big shiny bow :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Woo! Thank you!
*unties bow*
Wooo!! thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# woo
happy b3taday and congrats on the post.

you need a tan though
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# LOL
Thank you!
yea i do... but im allergic to sunshine... i come out in this horrible brown rash wherever the sun has caught me!
i don't tan i burn! :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Happy B'day
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Wooo!
thank you
the knight rider kitt of cake!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Hurray!
and Woo! and I'm NEVAR clicking that!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Huzzah!
Thank you :D
you no love the horses?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooooooooooooooon
TAKE ON ME
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Thank you!
...i think
WOo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] The Khyber Pass - Arse
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# both hands eh?
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# urrrggghhh
pfffttt
you cut out the goatse hands, you cut out the goatse hands, you cut out the goatse hands
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# i've got them saves as a psd doc somewhere
but i rarely have hummus to use them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# double uuurrrgghhh
im not sure which is worse cutting them out or 'instant'?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# i have them too
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# please, please, please
never ever look into my eyes.

Looking at goatse so long gives you eyes the baddest aids
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# My friend
got aids from a toilet seat
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# shagging toilet seats
is very bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I know an Indian Takeaway...
...by that name.... this image had ensured that i will never eat there.
(I helped save b3ta! BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Why would anyone stare at goatse long enough to shop the hands?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 3 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Thats a good fucking question.
I shopped them from another already posted image, i wondered what "goatse" meant when i joined b3ta so i stupidly googled it. At work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# But that doesn't rhyme.
Kyber Pass - Ass would ryhme, but Kyber Pass - Arse doesn't.
(MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Thats not my fault
i didnt make the slang
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(sid_boggle, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# good plan
if you'd used a pic of the real ruby murray
EVERYONE would have rissed to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# you are Bradley's dad
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# and you are a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# ah!
that's what that smell is!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# would.
...might...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *really wants curry now*
damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Hmm
It's starting to dawn on me that the new compo must be something along the lines of 'do a 25 second seamy over-literal rendering of a bit of rhyming slang'.

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Correct.
It's starting to grate on me a little.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

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