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# lube up folks, this might hurt...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Never trust...
...a happy proctologist.

Woo, and, er, ewwww.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Proctologist where I used to work
was called Mr Mainprize

He was ridiculously cheerful, but hated scrubbing up because 'we're just going to get filthy any minute now anyway, what's the point?'
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# didn't he use gloves?????
are sure he was a real doctor?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# That's what it said...
...on the side of the van.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# He did
He'd just spend the first twenty minutes of the op talking about how pointless it was getting sterile just to go into the dirtiest part of the body
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Shows what he knew, sure it isnt the dirtiest part by far
What about the bum
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Er....
You being sarcy or serious?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Very much sarcy of course
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# That's alright then
Can't tell with some people...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Thats true, i get told off for that all the time
Like the time i said i wanted to sleep with someones mother... people have no sense of humour
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# with friends like that
you don't need enemas
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# enema of the state
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# the enema within?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# or shake hands with one
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# YAY examination time!
*gleefully pulls down trousers and pance*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# his fingers appear to be incorrectly moving on frames 2 and 7
please ensure that all future work references Greys Anatomy or similar.

Good try though ;)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# 2 and 7 you say?
well paint me purple and call me Rachel

damn.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# you know that's Douglas Adams yeah?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# You!
Did I understand right that the icons have changed? What are they now?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I'm sure we'd be officially notified if there were new icons.
Although I would like a new set
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# they are now full colour tiffs
which is quite obvious if you're using HDTV to view b3ta like wot I am.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# you understood it wrong
they haven't changed
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# When is the next icon set out?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# when I feel like it
and today I don't
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# God bless dictatorships
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# ^this
*feels safer*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# it's a relatively benign dictatorship tho
we haven't had any public executions. yet.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Well all the groundwork is in place
It'll be a seamless transition from the naughty step.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# LIES!!!
What have you done with betty bo bibster?
It's a conspiracy I tell ya.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *Drugs*
*Beats*
*Body bags*
*Drags into black van*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I pity the fool, etc
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# *beats again*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Fair enough
Misunderstood a conversation you had yesterday then
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Of Course!



is it? I was googling Monty python - looking for the famous dismembered foot..
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# yeah - I recognise it from the wikipedia page
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# "Episode 42? Image size 42kb? Coincidence? I think not."
Hahaha
I love wikipedia humour
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# well you learn something every day
I thought it was a very young John Cleese

I haven't studied DA very closely

Thanks Rob
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# grrr
uni IPs are blocked from editing wikipaedia due to "consistent vandalism" that's a fucking disgrace, and it's lazy on their part to block all unis rather than just the ones that seek to improve wikipaedia by defacing it.
anyways. the fair usage bit under the picture is wrong as Douglas appeared in the hitch-hiker's guide series, so their claim of "did not appear until after h2g2 became famous" is slightly wrong. but i cna't update it
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I wasn't aware of him being in the original radio series
so if he wasn't, then it's true that he didn't appear in it until after it was famous.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# hmm
badly worded phrases then, either way it ought to be corrected as it implies that it's the tv series
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Either way
I don't think he was in H2G2 (whichever incarnation) until it (the radio series at the very least) was famous.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# i understand you perfectly
i just feel that someone whose IP isn't blocked (you?) could go on and alter that phrase by adding the word radio and clear it all up

i'll still think it's a shite website (wikipaedia)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I think what they mean is
He didn't appear on TV until after the radio series took off (talk show appearances etc.). Then they made the TV version, in which he also starred.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# certainly looks like him
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Haha
Nice Roger Moore action.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Woo!
Roger Moore!


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Excellent animation
I was just talking about medicine and doctors to my better half
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I wanted to be a gynocologist
but I'm too tall


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hehe :P
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# really, do go on...
sherry anybody?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# is that top, bottom, left or right?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# definitely right
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# right you are then
haha - right you are- did you see what I did there?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# that suits this week perfectly
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Based on real world events...

Biggar! 230KB


NurseWhen's vere norty kittin Ripley escaped and hid in a postman's van this morning.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Bad Jess!!!!!!!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# nice animating sir
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# hahahhahahaha
FP THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

and a quick TJ: Hasslehoff off his face and eating from the floor
I aim to be this drunk later tonight. Good man!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# pfft
he didn't look too bad - he didn't have a traffic cone or anything
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Its been watching too much postman Pat
or "Patrick Post" as he's know in heather hopping country
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *sings along to "Pàdraig Post*
Some cartoons are best appreciated in a language you can't understand.
Ever seen "Chorlton and the Wheelies" in Gaelic? Incredible stuff.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Awww
how could you stay mad at a kittin?
/fluffy friday
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Fluffy you say?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# \o/
Awwww
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# *explodes in cuteness overload*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwww
*melts*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Baby Squirrel in our garden
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# *breathes in*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Squiggle!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# This would have halted Atilla and the hoard dead in their tracks
and made them all fluffy
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I love that
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# needs more
art standing/lying next to the ball crying
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Haha
I love this.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Splendid
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
VERE nawwty!

VERE woo!


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# nawty kittin!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# rar!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That's made my Friday! BAD kittin!!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# What an extremely nawty kitten
I assume a sock was thrown at it by way of punishment
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# No, thet is crool.
She got cuddils and put inside again.

We're having to keep them in because Dallas has a hurty leg (caused by a bad bully kittin from another road).
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *PFFFFFT*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Thatisfuckingmint
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# first class
woo
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# kittins always make sure a job is done proply
and for this we admire them.

woo, sir. woo.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# "That's fucking ace."
were my exact words upon seeing this.
Panowie.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I love this.
Hahahahaha!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Ha ha
I like it.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Courtesy of Gregg...
...get your own login you lazy git!

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# having a butchers?

ning all!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# This could have been done in
a far filthier fashion I feel.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# yes
involving Pat Butcher
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Meh! Gah! Splah!
Damn my imagination!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# i have a filthy "butchers" pic at home waiting to be coloured
hope no one mind pisses me by then
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Gregg's the pastie shop?
What a lazy git!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I am actually sorry about this. Really!

*edit* SHIT! Forgot the title:
"A Clash of Symbols"
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# argh
the goggles, they do nothing!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# they never stop doing things!
goggles indeed...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I've calendarised it
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Thieving bastards broke into the shop and stole the keys to the till



Anyone know where I can get some replacements?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# this
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# that
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# The Other
You've spent your whole life seeking revenge only to fail now?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# well
It's been twenty years now. I'm starting to lose confidence.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# May watch that later
Cary Elwes sword-fighting....

*daydreams*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *dresses up with curly wig*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Wrong one!
The one with the curls is Mandy. Cary Elwes is the sexy one in black :-)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Yarr! The dread pirate Roberts!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *twiddles moustache and shows off fencing skills*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I can take you on
Providing you stick to the choreographed fight I did for panto a few years back.

Oh wait, I lost that one.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Pffft!
I'll go easy on you, although I'm not really left-handed.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I bought it on DVD a bit back
for the lofty sum of £3
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# That is one of the best sword fights ever.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# how appropriate
you fight like a cow...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *fails to recognise the quote*
*uses Bernetti's defence against you*

Now that is appropriate, considering the rocky terrain.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# it's
monkey island isn't it
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I don't know. Is it?
*points to the bit where he said he failed to recognise the quote*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# yes it is
it's the comeback to "you fight like a dairy farmer" (is looking for a monkey island download)

edits: now you know how i feel when people start quoting the princess bride /always thought it was one of those disney films with anne hathaway )phwaor( blog
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hehehe
under most till there's a secret button that opens the drawer!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# 4rf!
woo to this
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# try the Florida Kays
/coat
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Right click and select "Show Keys"
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# this is very woo also
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# sell it to a Roman 10p shop
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# You just made me do a pig snort.
well done
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# thankyou
I shall always remember you this way
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# looks like what could really go wrong with this
www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/

finally being released soon it looks like. not for me with that price tag though :/
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# i see
that that one keyboard can operate a mac and pc similtaneously
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# no idea what's going on here,
but it's making me feel a bit queasy.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# it's cock-er-ney rhyming slang
the clue is in the picture ;-)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Minted Jizz Plumbs
= gums?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# it's close
but it's not quite right
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Are they dates? and is that an after eight?
Therefore I deduce it to be:

After Eights = Gates
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Tipp-Ex prunes?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# we have a
winner!

erm, on second thoughts, maybe not.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# classic
it's obviously Apple and Pears!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
You've spunked over your date?


Maybe the Duke of Terry-and-Junes could help us out here?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Woo!
Everyone should have a tramp-rollerdex
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaha
fantasticles!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# eep!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Thats ace!!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# he does it to impress the kids at Christmas
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Does his head get smaller every year?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# no, he maintains the size by drinking heavily
and sleeping in a light batter
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# blimey
that's v good
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# foreskin fred with the funny shaped head!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yay!



(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# állo
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# JESSIMACA!
*huggles*


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# no, she went of her own accord
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Absinthe makes the fart go Honda . . . .


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Burnside
AICMFP

woo!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# that is bloody good but makes my skin crawl
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ^This
Reminds me of Leonard Betts
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# this might make you feel worse then...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *BOKES*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Holy Wibbly Chin Batman!
Seriously, wtf?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# it's a man eating his own head
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# office lol
that is foul
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# jesus christ
fucking great
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha, that t-shirt makes him look stupid
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# That's simply brilliant
How did you do it?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# with sponges, machinery and a dog on a string
Just smudging in Paint Shop Pro
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# pure tits and eg . . . oh!


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# hahahah top trampage!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# hehehe
sheksheh
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# put your money away mictoboy
tut tut
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# bah!
*gets out bottle of cider*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha
best thing ever
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Oh dear God!
That's fabulous! Hurrah!
Is that Patrick Stewart on the far right?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# lol
Dance wino dance...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Arf
*puts singles in his pance*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha that's ace
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!



(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Geek LOL
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# heheheh, a pun for every occasion!
in other news Mars got back to me..

They are not going to sue, but they also will "not require me to do an animation to make up for damaging the brand"

YAY!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Well, I'm still not buying their festering rat shit products
and will be encouraging everyone else to follow suit . . . C];0D


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I think I missed something
What did you do?

And really on the baby front?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# check his profile
but linger not on his manly buttocks,
scroll down to his fps
apparently mars got upset about the malteasers anim
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# You'd love to linger on my buttocks, wouldnt ya?
go on admit it
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Some people need to get a life
Not me or anyone else here, no, I mean legal eagles who have nothing better to do than chase pathetic stuff like this. Not that the anim was pathetic, I laughed.

Oh god, someone hand me a shovel!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# here's their reply...
www.b3tards.com/u/c3438af4e70f55040164/mars.gif


also yes a baby boy expected in august, I want an unusual name and Humphrey seems to fit the bill
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Cool
Humphrey is an excellent name. Congrats :-)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# have you got the original letter?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# yup, but not with me...
I will endevour to scan it and put it in my profile
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I'm assuming it's something to do with the Maltesers animation.
Did Mars really get uppity?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# They were going to make you do an animation to make up for the damage?
I'm intrigued to find out what they'd want to you animate
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# no I offered as a joke, to see what they would say
to make ammends :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# that Maltesers are in fact shat out of God's japseye
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# *Titter!*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# ACE!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hehehe, i like this
^_^
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# there is an old guy that
lives in my parents village like that, he is great, and his mouth starts moving 2 seconds before he says anything and stops 2 seconds after his words have come out
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] enough already....
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# This is the reason internets where made
*cileeeeeck*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# HAHAHA
HAHA !11!1
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# am I still on your ignoring list?
*waits for reply*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *gets popcorn*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# 'am I still on your ignoring list?'
/wildyles
edit: of course, this falls down badly if he's also ignoring me :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# here you dropped this.. 'l'
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# oops
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I'll just check
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# hehe
what if he's ignoring you too?!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I think he's currently ignoring 56,999 users
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# he's not - he loves me too much
but If he's ignoring you he won't see this

I'll just text him....
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *smoosh*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Can you check who's ignoring you?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# no
it's an anti-troll measure
stops them keeping track of their 'score'
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# That depends
Is he still an annoying twat?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# only %40 of the time now
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# 'am I still on your ignoring list?'
/wildyles & mictoboy
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# who said that?
;¬)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# is Keyboard Weasel on your ignoring list?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Is this whole thing reverse recursive?
Or something?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I put myself on ignore in the afternoons
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# tia maria in a wineglass? how crass!
woo!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# where else would he have it?
Unless wine glass isn't rhyming slang...

Oh.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# lolz
class
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# in a small tumbler
with some ice and possibly a sprinkle of cocoa

/etiquette blog
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# He's just told polite company...
he's got the raging shits, I think he cares not for etiquette.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# maria whittaker in an hourglass
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# But... but..
one NEVER admits in polite company...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# heheheh, genuine Lolzorrs!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# pfft - is that a real one?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha <squirt>
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I love when people add HAHAHAHAHA etcetera to pictures
it makes them twice as funny
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *never comments again*
you miserable cunt
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA etcetera!
Helloes! :P
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Sad
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# he'd left the gas on
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hehe!
that would have been priceless if i had thought of it! lol
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Poor Percival!
Tragic tale, just tragic...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# angina?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# a cute
angina?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Alaska
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# silly percival!
if only he hadn't spent all his time sexing and invented space travel he wouldn't have to worry
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# .
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# That last frame is begging to go on a t-shirt
Excellent!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I concur!
That would be thuperb.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Cripes
Yes that needs to be done right now.
Erm...
*waits
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# the fact that he left no footprints?
/detective blog
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# he had been standing
there for ages and it snowed a bit...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# BLASPHEMY!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# BLASFORYOU!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# win a book compo
geeky 30 somethings will know who Mr Biffo is - dunno about the kids

www.robmanuel.com/2007/05/04/mr-biffo-compo/
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# he was a bear in the beano
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Haha he was indeed.
Very weird looking one too.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# that's what I thought
/obviously not geeky even though 30-something - hurrah blog
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Mr Biffo
is great. Did anyone see his TV show pilot Biffovision on beeb3 the other week?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# done
*most probs something involving a cock will win :p*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# who knows?
I'm not judging it. Mr Biffo is.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# when is he judging the entries? today?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
#
/incredibly impatient blog


;)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# yes damnit!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# newsletter timing
hence compo launch on friday - results next friday
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# so what you're saying is if you judged it a cock would win?
I see :D

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# looks like an opportunity
to dig out some "classic" JJ's cartoon time suggestions
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# You should keep them on little cue cards in a box for future reference
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I should indeed
I'm trying to find some on glassco.cx but since I make them up on the spot I can't think of anything to search for.

"tattered anus" would probably bring up a few...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# "lube" or "frothing" would get a few
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha
they are indeed classic.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# huzzah for mr biffo!
and for the late lamented digitizer.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# that gives me a good excuse
To remind people about my blog - I should Draw more With the missus away I have had a chance to catch up on all the drawings that have been submitted. Not in glorius pixi colour though.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I miss Mr T
Warning us to stay away from his bins.

And Zombie Dave.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *fucks baldmonkey in the ear*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# woo!
especially at sub headline haha
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *ponders existential paradox*





*parps*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# LOLAROFFLE
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# But....if....he doesn't
Brain hurts!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Whoa Dude, you're killing my buzz man
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# but... he .....how.... *brain assplodes*


TJ does anyone know a good way to animate backgrounds going away from the screen?ie not left to right*waits for link to www.whatareweyouranimatingbackgroundsbackwardsbitches.com/net.co.uk*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# .org ashally
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# bum
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# does this help? :):
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Bimelech again!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# argh bastwank dead cat etc
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# DON'T TRY TO PIN THIS BASTWANK THING ON ME.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Emporio Armani Cure teh Aidz
Genuine Invite for their launch event?!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# and you posted this because...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# your point being?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# "optimise"
they'll get angry, they will you know!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# ...
it's only 60k
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# ...
60k too much
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# yeah
well, people get flamed for less

but hey, happy times :D
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# impressive
And there I was thinking it would take drugs, abstinence of the eradication of the human race
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Not sure...
if it's an awful odour designed to prevent the sex or if it's got mystical powers.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# or
its just like everything else (red) do and a percentage of all profits go to help educate those in africa about AIDS. seriously, this is not new, there have been phones, t-shirts, fashion shows, sunglasses etc.

AIDS is so 2005, get over it
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Shaft off you big shaft
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# you appear to have misunderstood how this messageboard functions
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# aha
thats a very precise response there. I second this.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Oh dear, have I got to get my whip out again?
Consensus?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Aye!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *drops trousers and pance*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I'm going to have to get a larger armoury
*gets pens and paper*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# what are you going to do with the pens and....
*arrgh* don't put that up there!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Mwahahahahahaha!
Now what do I do with this pencil sharpener?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# *consentuses*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# you are now promoted to grade A cunt
and not the good type. at least harold shipman was good at what he was doing janowhatimsayin?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# (BIGGAR)red


edit: why are you shaped like a wheelie bin? *gawps at reflection*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# no really
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Roar etc.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Waiter, I'll have what he's having
and 5 litres of Cobra beer please
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Just wait while I'll fetch some sausages and sticks
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# that's great
woo
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I'd want to ride that around everywhere I go
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Vindaloo?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hahah!
I really like this, great stuff!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# that's better
keep it up

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Haha.
Sometimes I accidently play on paint. It won't happen again.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I have a feline, he'll be needing the listerine!
Woo!


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# haha
i just poked your hat :D nice touch
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# and just ABOVE the hat . . .


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# oh my fucking god
it is er..

yes.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# kitty sad cus no more work for 4 days.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# but no work means PALYTEIM!
Kittin should be smiles!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# awwww
*prepares lemon to squirt at Kitty*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# And that's a bad thing?
Strange kitty
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# maybe he just goes on b3ta at work
at home he has to...i don't know...shovel earth or something
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Oh, that I can understand
Although I am home today, b3taing and watching tv at the same time. Add coffee and blueberry muffins and life doesn't get any better :-)

(Apart from the whole 'can't actually move' bit)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I am at home
and at work
and on b3ta

but I don't have bluberry muffins
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# what a strange thing to be sad about
tell him to cheer up
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# IM ON YR SKREEN
LOOKIN LIKE SAD TWITCHY CHURCHILL
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# awwwww
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# HAHA!
poor thing, i can't imagine what's just happened to him
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I stepped on his balls
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# needs more text on a cat! ;)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
dear god
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# nooooooooooooooo!
:D
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Yay! Text on cat!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
well, this illustrates perfectly how stupid the internets have become :0
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I've had my Jimi Hendrix out
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# crikey
that's very good!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# excuse me
while I kiss this guy
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# your apendrix?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# your all apendrix
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# how rare
but why is he just getting moved to the side? :p

(major woo btw *clicks*)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Cool
Although doing it laparoscopically is more fun
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I want to hear Lloyd Grossman and David Frost saying
"As we go.......................laparoscopic...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I'm sure it can be arranged
Although with Grosman it would sound like 'laaaaaaaaaparoscoooooooooooooohhpuic'
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# haha
your surgeon was goatse

AICMFP
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# this^
:D
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# It's like Trauma Center DS
Woo!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Woo!
goatse!!!.....damn b3ta infecting my brain
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
#


anyone in Manchester, Tuesday Lunchtime?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# As well you know, I am indeed.
:)

MOAR BOOZY 45MIN MINIBASHES! \(^o^)/

edit: nice reflectionage
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# huzzah!
Well, heres a reminder.

*Reminder*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I'm in manchester. :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# reflection
is the wrong way round, surely the crown would be at the furthest point from the can?

good try though
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# it's a stack of them
possibly
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# so it is.
now you've made me look all sarcastic. bah! ;)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# bah!
damn that lying Vertical transform

hadn't noticed that

*rubs eyes*


Good Try? Good Try?
Fuck off!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I think you're mistaking this place for a Photoshop site
either that or your use of sarcasm is a little indistinct
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I will get to a Northern bash one day.
Do you drink as much as possible in 45 minutes at a mini bash?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# We drink until we CRY.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# ning lee!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# ang lee!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Don't make me ang lee!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# nope


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# houpla!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Someone will be.
Go tell him what a loser he is, and how great I am.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# is there empirical evidence for this?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# That he's a loser, and that I'm great?
Yes. I'm great, and he's given it up. Loser.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# That's the kind of evidence I like
*likes*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# nice penguin!
'ning freebs :)

*huggles*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I would huggle you back
but it's been pointed out that I fecked up the reflection

grrr


*huggles anyway*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# wonderfully done as always
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# 9/10 of a carlsburg is under water
under
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
#

Clank for biggins.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# this is bound to happen to me one day
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *loads tranquiliser gun*
*fires it at point-blank range into his own eye*
*disco*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# christ!
I can't think of anything worse than that. Stop that lefthndedmn now!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# what about sinking your teeth very very slowly into that green stuff they use to make dried flowers stay in position?
*fears*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# GAH!
I did consider making him rub the foam on his gums, but couldn't actually bring myself to draw it..
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
Oh Jesus... I'm getting the shakes just thinking about it....
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# that stuff's called oasis
sounds horrid

but not as bad a sweaty hand squeeking across a plastic surface
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# how about
chewing wool?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# oh yeh - that's bad
acrylic is worse
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# kinky bugger!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# How about
chewing on an old dusty nylon cardigan, followed by some dry tissues?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# sock-rubbing bastard
I hate people like that

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# AHHHHH!
StoppitStoppitStoppitStoppitStoppitStoppitStoppit
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Aaaargh!
stop it!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# officially the worst thing in the world
is a papercut on the bellend

it's been proven by science
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# If by science you mean
a trip to A+E while pissed and in severe pain...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# that's you japseye!

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# you forgot a comma
and don't call mictoboy names
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# nah, I forgot an "r"

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Oh.
Solihull gets a lot of that sort of thing.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# bastards!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# May the 4th etthetera
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# get lost Paolo
y'eejit
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# oh this very much
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I thought it was Tamsin Grieg.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# according to the company that runs my offices,
the BBC were "outside filming something staring actress Tazmin Greg from 'Greenway'"
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I thought it was Vernon Kay
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# my mate at work stated how much he disliked Vernon Kay
I said - yeh especially when you consider what his wife looks like.

He had never heard of Tess Daly, so I told him to google image her.

Now he reaaaaaly fucking hates him

she has sonme great images out there!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Wow! She is hot..
...
...
...
...
Wanker...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# o_O
she looks like a zip-lock sandwich bag.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# did you google Tyne Daly by mistake?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
#
Tyne Daly zip-lock sandwich bags
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Tess Daley looks better now she's had children & put a bit of weight on.
And yes, Vernon Kaye is a cock.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# one more reason to hate bolton
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# i would very much like to do love fuck with her
while vernon watched...

"hi vernon, which gameshow are you doing this week ay? oh me? I'm just fucking your wife! haha, it's good stuff this!"
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Bolton Bolton Bolton Bolton Bolton Bolton
Bolton Bolton Bolton Bolton Bolton Bolton Bolton Bolton Bolton Bolton
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Strapon Strapon Strapon Strapon Strapon Strapon Strapon
Strapon Strapon Strapon Strapon Strapon Strapon Strapon Strapon Strapon Strapon
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Staropramen etc.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# snaaake! snaaake!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# It's spelled
urethra
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# BROPE MELGE


more along the corridor here
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# excellent as always
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Ha ha
great
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Sounds like the average emo :)
I really like this series. Keep it up!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# man
it's too deep
IT'S TOO DEEP

*cries tears of empty despair from cold soulless eyes*

YAY! :D

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Awww that's quite sad.
Lovely though.

'ning as well! :o)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# the neville:
tesco value spider and scorpion
:)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Tesco Finest, shirley
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# well, the only difference is the packaging
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# haha not true at all.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Pfft!
I'd say you have that horribly confused.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# yeah
i'm being mean deliberately
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# never have I ever read anything so completely backwards

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# ?erus uoy era
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# damn you micto!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# ?siht neve ton
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# noiprocs dna redips eulav ocset
:elliven eht

edit: damn you both
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# pfft :)
I like to think of myself sitting on the shelf next to the own-brand jaffa cakes and cereals.

I feel that would be a good place to be in life.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# own brand jaffa cakes?!
don't blaspheme!
also, you'd look good next to the eclairs and cream buns
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# is that rhyming slang for something?
/confused by compo blog
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Huns
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# It's a very, very extreme opinion
but, if you go for the own-brand jaffa cakes, you'll get at least 3, or 4 times as many for the same price and, they'll be of almost equal quality.

It's one of life's secrets, which you can learn in my new book "Own Brand Jaffa Cakes : How You Too, Can Get 3 Or 4 Times
As Many Jaffa Cakes For The Same Price"
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# does that take into account the cost of your book?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha!



(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# it's true
I bought 3x as many own brand jaffa cakes as I would have got for 1 portion packet of full fat brandname cakes

what's more, they really gave me the shits!

can't argue with that
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Haha
or did you mean "They're the shit!" or is that the same thing?

Modern slang confuses me, and makes me want to cry
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I ate too many of them
and they did a great escape

I was overcome by the quantity vs price of the jaffa cakes, I thought I could handle it man

but sadly, I could not and they all escaped the only way they could
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# fantastic
but so so sad

*sniff*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# On the bright side ghost poo will not be able to find them.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Ghost poos can find anyone, anytime!
Anyplace anywhere. There's a ghost poo coming for me right now, as I speak.

Noo, ghost poo, noo! Oh wait, no, that's just a moth.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# OH MY GOD
ITS INSIDE ME!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# sorry
*withdraws*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *fears*
Is there no hope?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# There is hope, much hope!
For, did you not know, there is one force in this world that can capture a ghost poo?

Namely, EDMONDS! And his magical box. The Deal or No Deal boxes are specifically designed to contain and constrain ghost poos

Deal or Ghost Poo?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha
Braw!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# "POO OR NOT POO??"


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I hope
Michael Lush's ghost poo's in them
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Can they find my tv remote?
Seriously, which one of you took it?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I.....uh.....um
/runs

HAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.............
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I was storing it
in a cavity

for later
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# a story which...
reflects all of our work places
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# arf - and some natty cross hatching too
nice website
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# so sad, so sad
But once again my re-entry is well timed!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *hands heat-shield*
'Ning :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Ning Sir!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Ning Freebs, Ning Mr Dindustry
Ning to all of God's* little b3tans

*There is no god.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# There is so
I am she
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# LIIIIIIIES
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# It is not
See this wine? I can make it disappear.

See?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I am willing to concede that you may be the personification of a fictional God on B3ta
But I ain't giving up pork or something.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# We can all rely on your well-timed re-entries
But don't ask me to say it out loud
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# come on Geoff
spit it out
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I wouldn't waste a drop
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# go on
gwan, gwan!

say "IT" out loud

loud and proud
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# YOU
are a nonsense
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# a-ha-ha-haaa!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Consistently
A bit bloody good aren't you?

:) Yay! (:
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# But a beautiful moment
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Brilliant*

*x10
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# that's fantastic
as usual
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# haha!
that really tickled me! lol
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Please allow me to present you with a 8 hour late WOO!
This belongs on a psychiatrist's wall.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# This is your best work.
This is better than most other peoples best work.

This is top.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:00, archived)
# this should be used in therapy
all across the world by everyone
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# this is the one
i like most.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# ARGH THE HORROR!
woo
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# That's crap
:D




woo!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Have chips with that, fnar.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# grey kid FTW
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# You going to Northampton again?
You kerrazy Puke.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Well, blow me with a feather (or something)!
S'YOU! :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# 'ello!
I don't come on b3ta much these days....
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# oh do a spirits one aswell
:D
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# hahahahha, woo :)
Quick Threadjack; I've had a prob on the boards due to the works firewall blocking my access to B3ta; I can get in through www3.barnesy.org or ip, which is great, but I can't remian logged in and can't get to my messages because of it :( Any ideas all?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# woo! teh silliness!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Roffle!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
that's a style to treasure
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Oh dear deity of choice...
I actually laughed at that... o_O
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

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