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# It's the foofmonster!
'ello foofmonster!

*weeps like a big wooly woofter*

She's not talking to me:(
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# those feet are fucking MASSIVE!
great pic btw
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# acetacular!
as per.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Do you think her foofiness did the ol'
Post and dash?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:24, archived)
# methinks so.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# How rude
I think I'll drop her from my Christmas card list!


Creates Christmas card list
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Sorry TJ
FUCKING HELL!

I just saw a TV ad on ITV for friends reunited!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Didn't they buy friendsreunited?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Silly printmeister
You can't buy friends!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# but, but..
I bought all my friends at the pound shop..!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# No those are tampons
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Damn!
I thought it strange that they were all redheads.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Silly printmeister
Redheads can't be friend. They are for animal testing only.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# yes, for £120M
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Bloody sell out BBC!
Why do they need to put the price in dollars?!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# To annoy people
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# I'm complaining to our PM!
George W Bush!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# This country is rubbish
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Yeah I won't be staying here that long
I'll shut the door on the way out though.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# you're a bit late
they've been advertising FR for months now, I gues their income slowed so they went on the ad rampage
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Well not really
I have a life so I don't watch much TV.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I rarely watch 'regular' tv anymore
too much good stuff online
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Well if you find a decent website let us know!:P
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
the Sixth Chanel?

/coat
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I was close..!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# That can't be channel five
I can see the picture:P
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# easily solved....
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# needs more
soft porn and nazis
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# absolutely
add them and the click is yours
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:39, archived)
# I had an stupid accident in a paint factory once. Boy, was my face red...
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Why?
It doesn't matt-er every cloud has a gloss-y lining!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# stop crying, there's no need to get all emulsional about it
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# hahahaha oh god
these puns are making me brush!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# *huff*
That's the vinyl straw!

*storms off*
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# don't go!
i'd love it if you wood stai(n)!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# He wont stay
He's got a hell of a wood chip on his shoulder
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Dear got that's weak!
Do these things just roller 'va you?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# yay!
i thought you'd varnished!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# That's the
white spirit!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Yeah! that's right, get out of my gauche!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# God.
Everyone's acrylic!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Oil shut up now.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Good:P
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I know, but when I do stupid things
I can't help getting the blues
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Eggshellent..!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# That is inexcusable!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Another Vector Image
Another one that's draw in Xara Xtreme ... it's of Peter Riggle who is a junkie poster boy for the BNP because he raped an 80 year old woman for smack money ... love him! Propoganda has never been so grim!



Click for biggness and see it properly (174KB)

(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Cool mate...
But who, like, is it? :D

oops read text now :o
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Yeah enough of the autobiography!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# lol
... i wish i had some smack!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# riverghost
needs a slap lol
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I'll tell ya what
I'll get ya a step ladder so you can do it:P
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# lol :p
But what makes you think that I don't punch below the belt?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Coz I wear my belt around my shoes
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Well
At least you won't be able to dash off quickly then when I give you a good hiding...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# One belt for each shoe.
Did I mention my shoes were mopeds?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# No
I believe you left that minor detail out of your advert in lonely hearts.com
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Ah I think you've got the wrong person
All my ads are in phoneboxes.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Well
I guess you need the money to pay for all that petrol for your shoes...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Shush
You've already broken the 50 posts a year quota!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Oh really?
Well I'll just have to sign back in under one of my zillion other aliases then to carry on the dispute!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# You could
But that would just be lame.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# But
Nobody would know it was me so wouldn't really know that. Do you work for the lame investigations department of the b3tan police force perchance? :p
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Hey, you'll just
be compliant like everyone else and get on your knees ;)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Oh
A bit of a gang forming is it? :p
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# SMACK
Ahhhh ahhhhh Saviour of the universe!
It's so morish!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Tell ...
me about it!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# *injects into sphincter*
And in related new. I have a pizza coming, and they just informed me that it was buy one get one free:)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Especially
If you've got 'the habit'
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Mmmmm wrinkly!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Raped a woman for money?
How does raping her get money?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# 80 year women ...
love a good ole' raping ... don't you know!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Like peeling apart
a toasted cheese sandwich.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# You're
Sick!! :D
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# old ladies are known for hiding all their savings
up their mimsies
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# should be getting some new free tools from the Xara bunch soon
they merged with a German photo editing firm.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I know ....
something about better line handling ... nay new tools for years and years ... which is been a dissappointment ... hopefully things are on the up and up.

But you work with what you've got in it ... or that's what my lass sez to us.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# :)
It's a top package and very versatile - as your work shows. Have you sent any to them? You should if you haven't
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# I was on their website ....
a while back yeah ... but i fell out with them when they kicked me off that love in that is 'talkgraphics.com' it's a soporifically sickening place ... and i used to wind the fuckers up ... so they kicked me about 3 or 4 times ... waiting to move to a new house to get a new ip and then i'll go back there and troll again.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Now
There's a surprise James...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I was chatting to some b3tan
yesterday about Xara extreme. I've had it over a year. I might install it this evening and have a play. I hear it's piss easy for vector work and illustrating. Then I'll look if I get any free tools too.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# it's cheap as chips compared to Illustrator too
Mind you, Inkscape is becoming more impressive all the time, especially for a freebie.


How Adobe keep selling their products is beyond me!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Been using
xara for over 10 years now and i've been elsewhere and it's all crap for speed of use and easiness and i'm like freelance for 6 or 7 years and made a packet just using a £60 piece of software
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Don't get me started.
I've just got CS3 and no doubt that my Macromedia Studio will need a complete replacement now that all it's base are belong to adobe.
To be fair I'm one of those guys that would rather have everything and use the best of all of them rather than stick to a single package. ( as you will see from the thumbnail of an old partial desktop shot below ). I'm actually a very big fan of paint shop pro and have been since version 1. Corel PSP ( they call it paint shop photo pro now ) is a fantastic package for photo editing. it's still not right up there with tattyshop but for a fraction of the price it does not look so far away.

I even have basic free stuff installed. Everything can have a use at some time www.freeserifsoftware.com

(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Top vectoring!
Random choice of subject though.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# for some reason, this idea amused me

(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Mmmm chokky pantiness!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# It may be brown
...but that doesn't mean it's chocolate.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Bonus
Nutty but may not contain nuts:D
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# This years new fashion
Nutty slacks

(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Ah
So it's American chocolate then?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Woo...
I also like the man with the Pork Pie hat!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Wheeeee!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# *snort*
heh
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# GAW
I could murder a pork pie right now
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Haha
i wish i had edible headgear.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Haha! A cunning ruse!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Fuck
I work in effalent...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# effluence and cat stools?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha - Very true.......
her own fault really!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# many people like rice cakes
shame on you for poking fun at a food that is not to your fussy taste.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# o_O
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# I'm not sure that's the point he was trying to make.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# haha :)
I'm assuming this is a cunning joke.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# I like Rice Cakes
They still taste like mouse droppings though.

and suggesting such a thing is very, very different calling people with disabilities names
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# rice cakes?
ohh, snack-a-jack's!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# You jest but
The Chinese place that I used to get the takeaway buffet from was shut down the other day.
The sign from the health and safety people put up said that they found mouse shite in
the storage area, the restaurant area and the buffet area. And to top it off; there was no hot
water anywhere in the building to wash up with!!!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# eeeeeuw!
was the food nice though?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Yeah lully
I'm reviewing the whole black bean thing though.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I did wonder when the sign said
WARNING: May contain nuttyness.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Chicken
Did the chicken taste like chicken?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# 'noon
.

.
(sorry)
.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Tarts! woo!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# The old ones
are the old ones.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Pfft!

*clicks*
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# arf
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Woo
Is the sauce extra?:)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# OH YES IT IS!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# aroo?
I don't know whether to hug it or shoot it.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# FLUFFAAAAAH!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# aww, i bought a hamster just like one of those for the ex when we first moved in
spent about 40 quid with the cage and all that, then the next day it semed really sick, so she made me take a day off work to take it to the vets, the vet said it had caught a chill, not a lot he could do, just keep it warm, another 38 quid, the little fucker died 24 hrs later
R.i.P Livvy
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Just so you know
the microwave is NOT the correct treatment for a chill.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# i placed a hot water bottle under its cage
and gentley blew super skunk smoke at it to stop it shivering
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# ...and it did indeed stop shivering.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# see?
hamsters are cunts
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# fucking right
i then had to buy 2 more, little siberian fuckers, one bit me so hard i think it reached the bone, oh and they were supposed to be 2 boys, 16 weeks later 8 more hamsters and another 2 cages
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# I hope
you sold the carcass to a kebab house to make the money back!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# one of mine lasted about an hour before the cat toppled the cage and gutted it.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I left my hamster with a friend when I went on holiday
and apparently it "just died"

but mysteriously he wouldn't let me see the body.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# yes!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# yes.
yes it is.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# have another...
as my kittin is so damn photogenic.

(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# this makes me feel happy
mmmm
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# quick n dirty, had to do it
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# they need a cow for each to make those shoes


whoah
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha
They're actually her feet?!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# oh yes!
it's called pixellitis

i didn't realize it was real (is that a redundant statement?)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# They are, it's proteus syndrome
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# rah
MERRICK FTW!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# quote:
"The name comes from the Greek god Proteus who could change his form."

Nice. Thanks for naming my crippling disorder after a god with cool superpowers, just like I don't have...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# So being able so kill people with one kick isn't a superpower?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# afraid so
wouldn't want to get kicked in the shins by her in a football match that's for sure!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# "Had to"?
Do you also have to point at people in the street and shout "cripple", "speccy" and any other phrases that apply to people who are a little bit different to you through no fault of their own?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# well she LOL'd
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# most children do though
and even animals too

I don't know what it is really...maybe it's really something the 'lower developed' do :)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# ok i admit it
i have tiny feet :(
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# oooh, mongy makes passes at small feeted lasses
how would you feel about dressing up like a lady?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# no chance
i can dress like a chav slut though
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# phwoar
massive hoop earings?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# yep
on each one of my tiny little toes on my tiny little feet *wink*
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# right on sister!
Silly people and their warped perception of people different through illness.
Now if she did it to herself that would be a different matter arf. (Not that anyone would want to)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I thought that was a really silly 'shop until i clicked the link
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# same here.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# ^^
that
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] you're my best mate you are......
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# ace
;)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# coincidentally that's where those lyrics are from vv
brill.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# lyricist and my thoughts be twisted
I spit the wickedest rhymes from a time that's never existed
my futuristic linguistics turn fools into statistics
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# silly funk.
apes do not like beer!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# oh yes they do!

well, monkeys do (didn't that first say monkeys?)

'noon!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Careful
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# what?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# noon fella
I stand corrected. I don't know what I was thinking about. Oh yes I do, it's SANTA that does not like beer.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Fucking great!
hillarious
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# They told me to do it


(The one on the left is not actually Richard O'Brien)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
are you sure?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# i just thought I'd woo it
as it seems to be missed for some reason
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Thankyou, sir.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# krell!
(needs more beak to be a krell, but reminds me of one)

woo.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Ok. Things are getting wierd :)

Tuskan Tom performs for the Chordettes.
Oh dear.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I knew they'd be back in greater numbers, but I never expected this.
woo!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Oh dear.
You seem to be coming down with a bad case of B3ta fever!

Sadly there is no cure.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Gulp.
*edit* Yep. Over 700 posts on the main board in under 2 months. I'm in trouble...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# It's bashes next.
It's all down hill from here! I can proudly say B3ta has actually cost me one job:P
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Bashes eh?
Whens the next london one? :)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Not one on the cards atm
Where abouts in ol' London town are ya?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Streatham
you?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# absolutely perfect lip synchronization*
WOO!

*may contain fabrications



(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Eh?
I reckon your eye to brain synch is a bit out, as i am an expert animator!*

*does contain fabrications, guaranteed.

(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# gANN-gANN-gANN-gANN-gANN-gANN-
gANN-gANN-gANN-gANN-gANN-gANN-...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# ppfftt
wha? still good though
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# updated election analysis

Click for 171k PDF. I'm in the Glasgow Rutherglen constituency which means I have a 5.81% chance of being unable to fill in a voting paper correctly.

EDIT: Although I should point out that there's a high 'confusion' rate in Glasgow generally so maybe they don't know how to count the votes...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh my beuatiful eyes!
what's with the words dude? This is far from a PC place to be putting such stuff...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Well they all want to English really!
*dives for bunker*
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# hmmmmm
I wonder what would happen if they tried this voting system in Essex?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Well if you have to do a cross the box.
Then they'd all think they were asking for their signature.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# because
there's a few people here who'll find it funny/interesting
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# this proves nothing!
Over 40% of the women in the U.S. have been a Girl Scout, but they can't all bake cookies!

Broccoli has twice as much Vitamin C as an orange but Broccoli juice is still a poor seller!

The world is going to hell in a handbasket and words will not save us, we need action!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Not you again
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Yes I can
But I find a lot of your posts boring
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# It's like a thousand spoons
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# well put me on ignore then or just don't read them
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Only if you'll stop posting such good pictures
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# you can't have it both ways
either look at the pictures and subscribe to my newsletter or go without entirely.

*edit - do you want a zombie done?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Yes!
 


/invades Poland
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] *Declares door*
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Would me buying a cookie help?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Wilderness girl cookie?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
#
       f'kinell!
     /   
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# It's Tim Curry from National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon
Excellent film, Samuel L Jackson is hilarious, but Tim Curry steals the show
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
#
        fully aware of that my dear chap!
      /
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# good stuff :)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I thought it was Dave Grohl.
Ever noticed how much Tim Curry looks like Dave Grohl?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# hahahahaha, what a film!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Why....
...am I looking at statistics about your dog.?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# This is a repost isn't it?
From about the same time yesterday?

Why don't you post a funny picture, please?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# erm
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# That's one nice picture of a chart on a skateboard
here is one I did myself.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# that is so
NSFA
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I proud myself for using this little gem
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# meet Lucinda and her friends


Click for bigger (84KB)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Hello Lucinda.
Hello friends.

EDIT: I think the one on the left is giving me the eye!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# She's got loads of 'em!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# oh my!
I didnt realize they tiled so well :D
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I they want to eat my spinal cord via my nose
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# fruedian slip?
I think you actually want them to eat your spinal cord
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# it'd save me doing it myself
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# No sir. The Jaffas are all mine.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Does he
deal in stolen swords?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# nice saber
(go for the top of the head! flick-cut him!)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I missed Star Wars day yesterday...

Clank for biggins.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# This is excellent
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# haha!
fantastic
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Do it IRL!
Do it! Do it!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Hooray!
destroy it!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
My t shirt.

(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Do
stormtroopers plunge out his AT-COK when he climaxes?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Well we can only pray they do
I've got another one of Han and Leah holding a very hairy baby with Chuwie tiptoing off in the back ground.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# LEAH?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# BETTS?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Or possibly
Leia. They all look alike to me:D
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Now my shirt
a guy on another forum made it
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha
what a happy fellow
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# brill!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# LOLOLOL!
It was that fuckin jedi mouse that got me!!! This is the best thing i have seen in a long time... a long time...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# HOOORAY!
*Loves*
I'm going to get my cat this costume.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Woo!
And there was a Star Wars day? And I missed it? Damn you, computer, for malfunctioning, and damn you, Amtrak, for your inadequate delivery methods...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Yes
May the fourth (be with you)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Howard Brown says
Have a great......


Weekend!

:D
I know it's only text on an image but this guy cracks me up
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Oh.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Incidentally,
I've had the URL in my sig for ages, but I running 13.1 miles tomorrow, dressed as a fucking lifeboat, so please consider helping me reach my target:

www.justgiving.com/imm
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Best of luck fella, Sorry I couldn't give more this year,
been a lot of sponsorship for various things this year.
The present Mrs. A. does the Race for Life again tomorrow, so I shall think of all you Runners while I'm tucking into a Roast Beef dinner...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# well done to you good luck
i don't support charity as a matter of principle
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Can I do it next week?
card eaten by machine blog.

I'll do you too (If you excuse the expression) TGA.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Bandwagon Anyone?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Sorry but if the only acceptable Howard Brown pictures involve his untimley demise
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
I'll remember that for next time!
:D
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Howarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# :D
Love it!!

(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# How are the kittens doing?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# CURRENTLY BEING TURNED INTO MITTENS FOR ME!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# The moral of the story is
Don't shove blurry things up your mimsy else you will lose half of your right front leg.
AICMFP
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# You'd know.
Why do tampons come in tens instead of twelves now? I know that we are decimal and all that, but surely it was better when you got a whole year's supply?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
Yuck
hahahahahahahahaha
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# They don't
they leave rivers of brown ooze throughout the svelte.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# The svelte what?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Just general svelte.
Anything cat like and they're there, scratching their chuffs against it.

Only happens in tundric areas, of course.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# where do you think Marmite comes from?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Satan's own arsehole.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# ^this
that is all.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Are you Mandy?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# is that code?

*checks*

No, I'm b3th.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Not Ms. Brennan then?
Bugger.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# do I know you?
apart from being a b3tan, obviously?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Moral of the story..
Hmm - itv show that was an attempt to produce a sort of debating show equaivalent to those produced on better less common-dominator attracting chann-

-Oh wait, the answers come up on the gif! Neverminds.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# That's in the b3ta book of sick jokes that is.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Wow... quiet board. Have a lateral one...


In other news, NatWest are still a shower of cunts.

In other other news, does anyone know who it was that made those vectory geometric shape famous faces?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# But I bet they don't redex though:P
That's better:)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Hey
I've thought of a good way to stop pictures being leeched by Zoo
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Not posting them?:P
Or are you going to say send them in yourself?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I was going to suggest
every time you post any picture to b3ta, send a copy to Zoo, just in case it's funny enough to go viral.

If it does, you can guarantee you were the first to send it in.

If it doesn't, eventually they'll get fed up and stop asking thieving bastards to send in pictures.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# tru dat
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# WORD!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# aaaaw yeah boiiiiiiiiii!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# put NUTS in the bottom corner?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# you're missing an a from salamanda
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# gracias
bit of a fast typer - not so much with the accurate, though.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# is one a BRAAAAHHHN baby?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Is there any need for that?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# him?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Yes. Yes indeed.
Thank you kindly.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# AHHHH JIMMY RIDDLE
:D
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

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