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# These

Whitehouse dinners are always full of clowns
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Tue 8 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# how rare
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# It's time for...
Previously

Was really unsatisfied with this, so redid it so that it was actually legible. Kolourpaint is great, much better than stupid GIMP for stuff like this.
(w0rmwood pearl, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Wouldn't be so bad
If that wasn't Cherie Blair!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# she's obviously backing him to get into No.10
she loves it there... there's a slide and swings at the back, you can have as much chocolate as you like!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# RADE?
whats Rade?
(Super Saladin Theres tiberium growing in my garden!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Uber-Mecha William Shakespear!!!


I don't really have an explanation for this

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(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# codfellas
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# :D
do you reckon Mr Biffo will draw a bokk for you?
i hope so
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# me too
but i think it unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Sorry, no fish today!
7
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# fair do's
i'll have to make do with your naked body
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# "Making do with" and "your naked body"
are phrases I often hear used together!

4
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
# As I bathed I felt a presence,
and I'm sort of ticklish

I looked down and then around and I heard,
"Hi! I'm Mr Fish."
"How do you do? As for me, I'm in tip-top shape today,
cause my water's clean and no-one's menu says Fresh Fish Filet"
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# yaya
de la soul ftw
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# we may disagree a lot
but it's never on the important stuff :D

*daisy ages*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# *says 'no go'*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *whispers*
Micto has daaaan~druff
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha alas poor tokyo made me laugh
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 8 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Bizarre.
And, therefore, good.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# That was what I was hoping for!
2
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# haha
Best thing today for me. I totally love it. Am I mad mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Hoorays!
It took my far too long to do but I couldn't keep it in my brain any longer!

6
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# [Thine] horrid image doth unfix my hair
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
needs no explanation. it just is. fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I like the sad thoughtful look in his eyes
as he slowly kills off the millions.
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 8 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Well,
Uber-Mecha William Shakespear never wanted to be a colosal robot speaking sonnets and destroying humanity, he was just built that way!

5
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# The Bard came to Earth for one simple reason
to kill all humans.

Who's the five-hundred-million ton killer robot now?

Not I...not I...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Hooray for Futurama ref!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Thank you
my work here is done *scratches arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hello
(beardybeardbeard, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I've 'ad her!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I can tell
by the ghostly splooge
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# It was a wonderland.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Did you just add a little splat to that??
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# That's what I was thinking but
was too polite to say it. But it's out there now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ^this
and the one above
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I hope I wasn't too impolite -
it's just I'm sure I've seen this image before. Without the splat.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# that's a little bit disturbing...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# playing with autostitch and templates again.



A miserable bank holiday at oulton park, in the freezing cold.

(please don't question the logic of taking 4 pics, stitching them together, then making them look like 6 separate polaroids)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# There are templates?
ooh
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# It's in case you have ten people to dinner
ba dum tish
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# nah.
my template made up of fake polaroid frames.

i think i uploaded it before some time...
ah yes www.coobeastie.co.uk/b3ta/polaroid-template.psd
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Ah, I see what you did there.
Might be useful thanks. I'll never use it though as I'll still be trying to migrate my frigging plugins from CS2 to CS3 this time next year. ( don't whatever you do copy the folder over, tits go up then )

Good work fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# orig pic too

clicky biggie 236k
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# shame
was nice and sunny at Brands Hatch :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# i heard. the rest of the lads were there
i was stuck at work.

doing Oulton again, Mallory, and Donnington later in the year.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
# think i'm off to castle combe in july
maybe a few at lydden. huzzah :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# i take it....
yer not on about the Bennetts British Superbikes then?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# nope
saloon car championship.

sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# might be attending a few of them.
currently just handling the bike outings for the pub, using one of the works minibuses.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Do you mind if I point out
That my sister works for Ducati Corse. It grapes my squildo ( plus my old Duke gets free parts and service ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hurrah to that!
i was getting some funny looks from the "uniform" brigade yesterday, with my HM Plant Honda jacket, Airwaves Ducati baseball cap, and Rizla Suzuki umbrella.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# !
(CHOPCHOP, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I very much like this!
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# That's nice
This reminds me of how I'd REALLY like to see Jamie Oliver present his fat-lipped cooking shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I'm impressed
How the hell do you get a black and white image have such an unfeasibly large file size?

GREAT TROLLING A+++++++++++++, WOULD TELL TO 'GET TO FUCK' AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# what?
!
(CHOPCHOP, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# it's about three times too big
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
#
Profile for CHOPCHOP:

* a member for 2 years, 1 month and 11 days
* has posted 402 messages on the main board
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# That dastedly tinman did it!
Heartless bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# NICE
very nice - reminds me to watch Hostel again!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# He looks unhappy.
All he needs is a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Cock Knee
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
office lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
what the...

hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahahaha :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahahaah
fantastique!
Top lollage!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# You fetid porkwrangler.
That's woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Jean?
Yus!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha!!
yuk!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# pffffft
aces :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Flippin quick FP and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
EDIT: 'Cock Knee Re-Ball
Triple points for that one.'

name of the film anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 8 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Haha.
Winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
RED ROCKET!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Har
You can see the doggie's 'lipstick'.

Animate it !
(Prince of Prance, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# boiks

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I love this! winner of compos.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# haahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahaagha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Hahaha thanks mate I needed that.
(DTAled You can make a Fortune in Lies, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# hha!!!
w/y/h!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# give a dog a boner
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top hole! The dog's face in the second frame is the clincher :P
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Hahahah
We have a winner!
*clicks*
It's good to see you around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I was going to do
dog and bone..but after googling for some images I felt a bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 8 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Boomerang
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# oof
but excellently done
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
They must get that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Dear god!
I'm trying to laugh but the terrible joke is making me sick :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
a postman actually putting things through a letterbox!

our postman goes for a 'leave-and-hope' strategy

without the 'hope' bit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I often come home from work
to find large parcels and envelopes leaning precariously against my door. Even ones that would easily fit through the letterbox.

I live in an apartment block so they don't get wet, but 2000 people could easily pinch my important mail*

*freebies and ebay purchases
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I could see that coming
But it was beautifully padded-out, making the expected punchline a thing of wonder and beauty by the time I scrolled down to it. Excellent comic timing... ...do you do any work for newspapers?
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 8 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I thought the parcel was going to arrive elsewhere
get opened by recipient, and have the boomerang shoot out of the wrapping, all the way back to frame 1

Still chuckled though :)
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# hooray!
this is making the laughing happen!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# just the good ol' boys...
(bobbysands, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# pfft
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha!
They're very much in love these days

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# in the early series gerry was dubbed by another actor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# .
i remember that in the early 80's! something to do with security!?
(bobbysands, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *inhales helium*
sinn fein is a legitimate political party!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# lol!
.
(bobbysands, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# the thing is people who lip read could understand everything he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I think it was Stephen Rea
something to do with not giving the IRA a platform in the UK or something. Adams was apparently quite flattered they went to the trouble of hiring Rea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I'm going to TJ this asking for an opinion
I remembered a great sick joke this morning, and had a search for it on sickipedia.org. As it's not there, I'll submit it, but I need a hand deciding something.

Q: What did the white jew say to the black jew?
A: "Get to the back of the oven!"

But my question is, does this go under Minority Groups: Racism or Minority Groups: Jewish?

(okay it's just an excuse to paste it here, but your input is welcome!)

(utterly rude for me to not woo the pic. so, woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# both I think
plus it's probably offensive to ovens
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# i hadn't even thought of that
maybe i'll start an Ethnic Minority: Kitchen Appliances (Gas and Electric) section
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# post it in both
just to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# INPUT!
/Johhny 5

Um... the second one, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# his middle name is richard
/less than interesting pub quiz answer
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# my first name is Richard
i win
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# That's
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# haha!
(bobbysands, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Not now Rosco - Ah'm in hot persuit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I haven't been here in a long, long time....
Hello, wise people. As you can tell from my subject line, I ain't been here for a while. Me and the missus have moved and noticed this weird plant growing on the wall. Can anyone tell me what it is?

(ProduceMonkey, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# oh lord, quick everyone, to the BatBunker!
/please link the pics mate, a tad large for t'board, or try and get 'em around 50k each if you can fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
#
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
#
Indeed..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# if you know
then why?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# if you know they are huge
the polite thing would be to make them links
to give people the choice
Edit: better, ta, but you didn't provide links
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# is that from the acorn OS from all those years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# mac os9
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I have an old mac which runs OS7
I never use it but I love it too much to throw out.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# cool!
which mac is it?
( i keep looking at ebay at old macs, but my wife would kill me if i ever bought one)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# An LC
Ooh Gronkpan! Aren't they pretty! With their little screens and odd random little beeps!

My dad used it for word for a while, but he's upgraded to a (PC) laptop. So it sits in the cupboard with my towels and umbrellas now.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# i want it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# If you can transport it from Leeds city centre, you're welcome to it
Maybe you can give the little blighter the attention he deserves *sob*!
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# i really wouldn't
plus my wife would divorce me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# For owning an LC?
There are greater crimes!

For example, my friend owns a Kia Picanto. The crazy woman. I'm considering divorcing her!
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Do you want my
Apple II ? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
#
i want them all
i can't have them though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# ColorClassicII
is where it's all at.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I have an LC in my garage
That my friend and I used to make world builder games on.

I'll probably never plug it in again, but he was going to throw it out and I couldn't deal with that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# There must be something they can be used for.
There's something melancholic about an obsolete machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# matsimpsk would know a few uses for old mac machines
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# If I plugged it in now, it would probably catch fire from all the spiders inside...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# TWELVE YEARS OF NO ELECTRICITY MAKES LC A DULL MAC.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Microsoft totally copied OS9 when they made Windows ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
*invokes the xerox PARC argument deflator*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# if its not Gem, its not worth using.
Gem on the Amstrad PCW wa the only worthwhile interface EVER.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# hahah
i used to have an amstrad wordprocessor

actually, forget it, it was utter shite
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I'll bet someone got fired over that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# i wrote games for them back in the before time, the long long ago
none were very good.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# *sings tina turner*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# <3

(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooh
I had one of those.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I still do!
I will never get rid of it!
NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# best piece of hardware ever! Even the errors were great
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# HAHA
GURU MEDITATION am teh bestest
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Still love my 500
it is in the loft along with my 500+ the 1200HD, the B2000 and A3000. The A4000T is still out and networked to this. I still do DTP and Lightwave work on it as well as have some nostalgia from some of the over 2000 games I still have. Dungeon Master RULES!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i once did a poo in a dustbin
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
ace!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# My boss: "what is that you are looking at?"
Me: "I genuinely have no idea"


My boss: "get to bloody work then"

:(
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# tell him to bugger off
or he'll get his own bloody coffee ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I don't have to make her coffee! Hurrah!
Just go to the lobby to pick up the daily smoothies we order. Hmph!
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Christ
on a bike!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Nah, christ on a bike looks nothing like batteries
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Then why the fuck did you post them?!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# they're only big on screen, not big in file size
(ProduceMonkey, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# 128.06 k and 442.27k
no, they're veritable thumbnails
what program are you using to resize/optimise them fella?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# 442kb
says otherwise.

chump
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# 2 of them are 500k
1 is 150k

they are generally classed as too large for the board
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# 1+1=
2?

;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# i thought the bottom one was 2 pictures
silly me
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# There are 3 images there. perhaps because
they are so fucking huge you can't see the third one to the right, being that it's in YOUR COLLEAGUE'S OFFICE! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
#
office planet
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# have you ever even HEARD
of the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# How the fuck do YOU know how big my screen is!?
It's the size of a gnat's bollock on mine, its still bloody 500K of shite.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
you go girl

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# do you need help resizing them?
/serious question
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# No thank you
I have been here plenty of times before and know the law, but the law IS there to be broken as we all know.
(ProduceMonkey, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Not here it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# well, I did break it
and I feel liberated
(ProduceMonkey, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Stop, or you may feel banned
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# best reply ever
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# a round of applause
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ...
liberated ignored
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# You are thinking of Birmingham
...stick to the file sizes and you won't get bitched at. Easy enough to master innit.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# that's plain stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# it's not a law
it's a guideline to help keep this community running smoothly.

Take your pointless, infantile rebelliousness elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# well put
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# WHAT!?
By my reckoning your pictures are 18 times the filesize that's recommened in the FAQ.

I'm no nazi but that's really pushing things a bit.

EDIT: Now you're just being silly. *clicks 'ignore'*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# seb?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# that's a whole lot of bandwidth for fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# is got your name all over it though
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# What do you mean?
I can only see it on the bottom.


*gets coat*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# BIGGER
That's what they are
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# It appears to be
a massively oversized and laboured joke. Am I close? : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# What's the joke,
even?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# are you into BDSM?
cause otherwise I don't see the point of directly and knowingly asking to be raped
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# christ
you'll be lucky if it's only your ear
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# may i suggest "autostitch" for doing your pararama?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# the plant seems to be a dead bramble.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Oooh, wild elesects.
Sadly, it appears they are without a female. The colony will surely perish.

/Attenborough

edit: Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# meh!
(pdjpdj, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Yay!
I've missed the hippos.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# ^^ this
where did the hippo thread go?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Aha!
b3ta.com/board/6575932
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# err...


christ, I'm confused :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Just link them
then all will be well.

apart from making them stupidly small and acting like a child, yes that is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# being childish is grand.
If I spend fucking ages making a decent picture I never get half the replies these two shitty pictures got.
(ProduceMonkey, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Fail
Massive fail.

That is all.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# It is in the FAQ
the file size is simply too big for anyone on dial up. The limit is 50k if people break it, its by a couple of k not by hundreds.

This is why people are saying what they are saying and why decent photos are getting looked over.

just link them.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Attention whore
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# so you measure
your stature here by the quantity of replies you can generate rather than the quality of the conversation? You sir are rude and a little churlish. I sympathise with your mental health professional.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# And this proves
b3ta is just a massive cry for attention for some people.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# no, is not better: now is threadwaste
at least add a link to the original ones, warning that they are massive
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# what the hell is that?
*returns to coma*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# goodness me
ignore the rude nazis

could you please post a link to your pic? it's a bit too small
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# ^^this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# tit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I am
continually amazed that thread like this will generate so much board activity and yet geniunely skillful work will produce no more than a few woo yays. We've got it all wrong I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
# makes comment about
lowest common deniminator and shuffles feet a bit
whilst trying to pull crypitc face!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Queen heads home after landing big business deal in states


bin-dun?
(I helped save b3ta! Bevy, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# well
that really grapes my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Is that Jerry Springer
behind her Madge?
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# a walking, talking Stephen Hawking
i recon
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# There's no such thing!
Shirley!
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ive seen it
honest
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Hahha!
DON'T MISS THE FLAMING CORNER!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Is that the Burger King?
(ProduceMonkey, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# No
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# why not?
(ProduceMonkey, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# i bet she like a whopper!
dirty cow!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ...
(tangytomatoes, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Pfft!
The review comment did it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# This reminds me of one of my favourite jokes:
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?"

"slow down and use some lube"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# what do you do if her nose starts running?
stop.
she's full.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# what do you do if she starts complaining?
rape her face
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# How do you check your floor's level?
Let her crawl away after gang rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# On a similar note,
www.starwarsholidayspecial.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# i fail to see the connection between gangrape and starwars
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# so did lukes mum
till the stormtroopers arrived
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Read the article.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# oooh gang rape!
5 for the price of none
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# What does a *insert racial stereotype here* do after sex?
He high fives his cousin and lets him have a turn!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# shudda seen it
(Mantrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Asian man goes to beach shocker!
Erm, RIS?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# he's the suspect
in the case of the british lady found dead in a bath of sand
(as an aside, is it wrong to really fancy murder victims? she was a hottie)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Pre or post-murder?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# dunno
best opt for pre
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Then I guess that would be OK.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# exactly how i like my chickboys.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# is not wrong
unless you think it's not too late
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
#
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# seeing is believing
and I believe I'm rissing
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hello, I'm new.


Alex Zane is a tick turd.
(hungmo Eddie's wife Nut says "OK"., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Wasn't he around first?
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# for someone who is patently unfunny and a bit shit
alex zane is perplexingly smug
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I'd be happy to put him, Brand and that other smug cock from
buzzcocks, wearing nothing but sausage and bacon underpance, into a barrel of starving fighting dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Atleast Simon Anstell is funny
the other two are just cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# sounds like a plan
can we peel them first?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# only if the plan now
involves lemon juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# which smug cunt from the buzzcocks would that be?
*crosses fingers* hopes is not diggle or shelley!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# yes
he seems to appeal to rebellious little girls who have less than humorous fathers
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# this^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Indeed
But Russell Brand is kind of a Happy-Shopper Eddie Izzard, if that..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Pffft!
Dirty penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hehe
It's an 'art' film
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# dorty
fecker, that is what he is.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Dirty Boy!
/must be a sad movie as she keeps moaning and crying out to God...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# in your bed!!!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# he's watching 'march of the penguins' aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# not this then...
Not Samuel L. Jackson's finest hour...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# being a heroin addict was probably samuel's least fine period of time
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I have that
and may I say it is seriously utter shite. I can still be puerile if needs be but this was just toilet humour at it's lowest level...American toilet humour. Utter gutterpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Happy Feet
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# i thought happy feet
but went for march cos it's live action
/terrible logic blog
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Highlight of the film:
"We heard a guy make that kinda noise once. We rolled him over......he was dead."
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# haha
Robin Williams is great
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# My girlfriend made me watch that film
and I thought she liked me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# That's no paper moon
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# tis a button moon
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Arf!
Is he watching "The Birds"?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# What happened to the sonic with the big boobies?
I wish Allo Allo was still on, this would be the big issue they were dealing with.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I'm not drawing that kind of crap.
www.b3ta.com/board/7165337
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# OH COME ON.
Give a few of your lady characters some spikes and we're almost there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# :P
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# No, they'd be too busy
setting fire to cars and bemoaning the loss of Segollene Royalle to the world of sexy french names.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# But can he ever be satisfied by a mere video..
as he's obsessed by Fern.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# fern cotton?
cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Fern Britton
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# wouldn't his room be better for that sort of thing and not the front room!
dirty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Bigger TV.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# how big a tv do you need for penguin goatse?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# i'm not sure what kat or art would make of the stains on the sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Draw a penguin wanking over hardcore porn
getting caught by a squirrel with tits.

Oh, you have! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Egads!
BTW, If you win that Mr Biffo competition with one of your entries, you have to post it here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# this^
i was wetting myself reading them on friday
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# um...
linky linky pretty please?

(I was away on friday and am too small of brain to search backwards)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Of course I will!
It's surely not very likely though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# No idea where this came from....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# cough-lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Tap tap tap on the bloody window of my X wing...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# ha ha ha! it's not often a reply is as funny as the post
but this one is!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Are you actually eating that sandwich, Lando
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# pffttt
*spits cheese*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# who likes short shorts?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# We like
short shorts
(thediscokingpin, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# It came from your sick and twisted mind
which is fine and deserves a woo. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# haha
"...and I said Dolly, would you get a fucking polaroid of that!"

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
That's facking great.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha
That's just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I laugh mightily
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketCFB
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Cute!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# that car looks a bit big, dave.
woo2yu
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# YES!
Fucking yes, thankyou Dave :)

EDIT: Thats really good too, and nice numberplate.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# 'The Else' is a nice numberplate?
Well it's a good album too

I was listening to it throughout drawing
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# It is.
I have been rocking out to it this morning on my way to college.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# *gets beers in*
road trip!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *calls the AA*

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# the other AA silly
the only place I ever see VW camper vans is on the hard shoulder with steam/flames pouring out of the engine

and usually with some soppy looking, big-jumper wearing studenty types lolling about calling daddy on their mobiles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# The only person I know who owns one
is a 30 something bearded legend affectionately called "beard" for obvious reasons, he does them up and then sells them to the daddy mobile troope. For a packet!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Pedantichrist
has one. He too is a bearded hippy. Albeit a bad-tempered one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# :D beard isn't actually a hippy, just a car mechanic.
I would say that's pretty far from saving the planet :)

also I agree with you about the arty/funny thing you said. Someone had a go at me about not posting funny images and now I get scared to post anything that doesn't contain humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Oh sod them
I don't do many funnies, b3ta needs a mixture of stuff to make it what it is!

I like all your pictures, funny or not.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# ^ What she said
screw 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Yes. Bollocks to that
I try and do a bit of everything. Some days I have the weight of the world on my shoulders plus a squalking kid and I don't feel the hummus at all. I love my digital painting and illustration. It keeps me sane. So again, bollocks to them.

besides, you post more sketches so I have more material to ink and paint ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# sod them, it's usually members who can't be arsed to post anything themselves who complain or put down people's style of work.
If it wasn't for the mix of styles on B3ta anyway, they'd have nothing to complain abaout,. so keep up the excellent drawing work, and keep posting it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Awwww
Thank you so much :D

I guess it hit a nerve that I'm not hummusy enough sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# well, I'm not artistic enough sometimes, I'm a frustrated artist who gets by on building design and a little humour...
/although thankfully now starting to get back into the 'proper' art stuff, and still want to do some 'proper' digital art *sighs*

I guess people could level the 'you're not arty enough' argument at peeps like me and it'd hit a nerve

as said, don't worry about 'em, it takes all sorts on here, and it's better for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I'd like to step in here, as one of those people that doesn't post enough to criticize
and say that the funny is what makes b3ta, and the rest is filler.

If there's too much filler, people complain. Probably not me, though, unless I have something funny to say.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# indeed, as I said, it takes all sorts on here
you can't please all of the people all of the time, if someone doesn't like something, they can choose to ignore it and move on, or be inspired to buck then trend and have a go at something themselves to do something about it if they want to. Sadly, too many people just start dissing stuff for the sake of it.

Agreed that it's the humour that keeps the place ticking over, but I don't think I've known of a time on here where there's been too much 'filler' kicking about at any one time (except RPS of course)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Probably because people compain when they see a trend.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I love you and I love your cars.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I havn 't seen one of your cars in a while Mr. Dave
Now I can get up and get dresssed. HUZZAH!

It is very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# awww!
that bus is almost too weee!

was it a bedford rascal / suzuki super carry thing dressed up as a VW?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# just wondered!
top drawage though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# *surprise glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# cor!
ello hunny! *glomps about*

*goes back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# It's a Subaru Sambar
microvan, tricked out to look like a VW Kombi


edit:// There were quite a lot of them and if you can find one on import you will get one from around £3-£6K depending on the age, but they ARE tiny. The roof is around the height of an average man's shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# i neeeeeeeeed one! for comedy value.
nobody over 6foot5 should ever drive anything else!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# my dream car
1. can you still buy them?
2. how much are they?
3. didnt they remake them the beetle and mini?
nice pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# There was a concept
for a replacement in around 2001 but nothing has yet come of that.

The Camper was replaced by the T3 transporter/caravelle and any VW van on the streets now with the name 'transorter' is the modern successor to the old camper/Kombi van.
You can get the old ones reconditioned but they cost a lot.

/was head of VW dealer distribution in MK for a short time in the 90's when I believed I still had the temperament for a corporate wage slave job.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# cheers for that!
shame though, my dream car, and thanks to b3ta and the forces that be, my dreams are now shattered into a million pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# That's what I like about you, Dave
cars
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# That has more than a touch of woo
about it. Doesn't Jamie Oliver have one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Self adhesive.
Suddenly, I want to go roller skating!



Yes, I am aware of the physical shape differential issue here, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Oh dear god!
That's terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Don't buy second class....
...they REALLY chafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
lick'n'stick
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Are you aware of the physical shape differential issue here?
Oh, you are.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *groan*
Terrible my dear Doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# First Class post there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Maybe they should make these, but bigger.
They could be called "Clot Blockers".

Maybe this is why I don't have a job in marketing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# hahahaha, ace!
I'll wait for the Christmas ones though... Only available during the Festive period...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# dear god that's even worse
than the original pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I aim to please...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Oooooooooooooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Oh no
There must should be laws against puns that bad! :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha, I'm enjoying it while I can :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *legislates*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# never heard it called THAT before!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Oof!
Puntastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha
top class
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# In the post
(duck Quack !, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Afternings b3ta
Very quick and very dirty. Ticket to Hull Please...one way? Of course!

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Oooh.
Get you, you sick womans.

Hello, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Hi gorgeous
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# ...besides....
...I've seen a clip from "Double Entry Santa" and frankly it's quite shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# haha
you have a first class ticket!
'ning CW!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *Clambers on board*
Why do people always call me just when I've posted a picture? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# to congratulate you?
you really should stop giving it out to everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# meh
damn work.... are you at work? *looks suspicious*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# i certainly am!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hahah
well he does have 2 knees to sit on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# That's probably why he's got arthritis on one knee
too many children, you would have thought he'd want to spread the weight a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I am Tasmanian
And have a scar on my shoulder, from where my sister used to live. I fucked her every night.*

*according to popular opinion
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# only an Aussie could get this low!
fucking your siamese sister.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I'll have you know
that Tasmanians don't think of themselves as Australians.

Also. Thailand would not like to be recognised for birth defects.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# only a Tasmanian could get this low!
fucking your conjoined sister, and then only being worried about geography and the birth defect rate of another country.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# top conjoinment illustration
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Fank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Hehe
naughty CW.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# nings :D
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# That's what I was thinking
When it was spinning round in my head this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# :O
and \o/
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Hehehe
and WOOOO *glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# *happily glomps around the room with Miss CW*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Looks like it's time to get the saw blades out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hahahaha
santa refuses to deal with "the wierds", as he calls them
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

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