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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

hahaha

I could tell it was you from the first frame

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

*cullick!*

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

I think this exists in Merica somewhere

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

This?
www.creationmuseum.org/

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

thats the badger

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

dave,

i'm glad i finally caught you,
i just wanted to say thanks for that fantastic vector

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

hey ives

how're you feeling?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

like shite.

the fucking woman that i'm supposed to get feed-back from won't answer the phone.
and i keep getting really pissed off or really low.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

*feeds back*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

*smoosh*

how's it going?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

Just fucking weird

I have to talk to a vicar tonight ... and me a devil girl!

I'm a bit of a mess in the head but I'm bumbling along.

How's you my dear sweet slinky Minky, hmmmm?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

babe *hugs*

i'm good, the boss isn't in today!

plus me and sam got fitted for kilts on saturday and sam looked awesome!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

hehehe, bless!

I bet you looked awesome too! :D

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

not as awesome as him

i'm gazzing you a pic

edit: thanks by the way *blush*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

*backfeeds*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

*feeds*

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

no worries mate

I enjoy doing them, seen my latest?
www.b3ta.com/board/7301731

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

You really are top notch

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fuscous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

Arf!

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

Hahahaha

I like this! *nudge nudge*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

hehehehe!

forgive me while i slip in my own feeble effort quietly in here.

toap ftw.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

Ahahaha!

'Choking hazard'! Woo this, woo the other.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

more steve

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

that knife looks suspiciously clean

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

he wiped it on his jumper

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

clever

bastard

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

red and green!?

He has NO sense of style . . .
Woo! to your dark pic

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

Tart

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

Freddy Krueger wore it well

actually I've got a red and green striped jumper too...

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

*ignores*

C];0p

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

yeah and he was a peadophile

*slowly backs away from HT*

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

how else would he keep the walls wet

woo, in a johnen stylee

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

yay!

JTHM ftw :D

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

haha

Me lieks! :D

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

I did not!

but maybe this is a prophetic image

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

Delightful!

Woo!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

Still cant beleve mr T is still around

They look like twisty's

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

twisty's what?

(Spui, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

bits

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

I'll just leave this here then...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

that scares me..

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

XENOPHOBE!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

I will always ROFL MAYO at this

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

sorry for the delay....

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

gets bling blindness

and also

what an inconspicuous way to dress while in the "los angeles underground" :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

He looks pale

is he a milky T?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

badum-tish, but no

it's the Kenny version of this:

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

ahhh I see

excellent

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

Surely this is the HappyToast version of me?

O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

Mr T, I am your father...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

Heheh!

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

hahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

classic!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

Needs more mohican!

Woo!

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

oh no not this bandwagon again, dont get it started!!!

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

Was that for a fancy dress party or do you dress like that every day?

It's very good.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

That would be for a fancy dress party, you'll be pleased to know.

Also: 'ning!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

Hello Prof

How does today find you?

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

crikey

it's like chocolate Jimmy Somerville with a head tefillin

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

you can still see that his hair's ginger!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

i pity the foo!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

cor

I wonder what kind of adventure I could have with that book, and a fucking bowl of shit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

a very messy one

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

*lubes up*

ok, who fancies having some kind of b3ta adventure?

*realises is lazy bastard and can't be arsed*

never mind, too much effort

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

Adventures of Dave Series One Episode Five...

Guaranteed 100% hummus free

Previous Dave's are, as always, in my profile...

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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

hatstand to the nth

yay

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

Ha ha

Nice boiler suit!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

Hahaahah,

brilliant :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

tesco sell nitroglycerine?

*adds to shopping list*
my dreams of world domination are one step closer...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

dont forget a crowbar

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

crowbar?

what for?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

That's silly

everyone knows there aren't any actual terrorists in guantanamo!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

of course there are

it said so on Fox News

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

did you drop a

deserve or a need?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

^^this

p.s.
*offers duck foot cream - to reduce swelling, irritation and scabbyness*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

What? We were gonna bring it back, honest.

The noblest click embiggens the smallest image

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

that is brilliant

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

I love that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

thieving bastards

and they refuse to breed, but they got time to steal the moon, I dunno state of panda's today.

/all fields blog

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

breed

not bread, unless indeed you are trying to persuade them to bake bread for you

edit : dammn you edit button

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

ninja'd muahahaha

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

Paging Mr Toast, Mr Happytoast

I thought your bourbon biscuit USB drive would be good for this competition on the Register

www.theregister.com/2007/06/18/silly_toaster/

Also woo pic!

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

Is that in production yet?

Did we ever work out if its real or fake?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

PANDAS STEAL DA MOON!!!

Paint it a brand new future colour
I like it how it's always been.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

That's just fab.

*clicks it HARD, baby*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

Ahoy!

Click it, you know you want to!

Also, TLH rang to tell me the Spinney Hill is open again! Huzzah!
Wheeeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

thats a bit good sah

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

Thankies!

and all done in Paint!*

*yeah . . . right!
Hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

its a cracking style

I think I shall do some more vectors today, I kinda see improvement in every new one I do.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

Hurrah!

It's only right and proper that we go and inspect it next week then I reckon...

Right, I'm off to A&E to get shouted at - catch you later =/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

good luck!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

Cheers.

And a huge WOO! for the pic in that linky!

A Davewoo^tm in fact =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

I love the look of guilt on the top one's face.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

That's fantastic

I always knew pandas were up to no good.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

New BBC ident, is it?

Woo, and good 'noon.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

This is ten whole shades of lovely

*feels all soft and gooey inside*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

this is why

they've got no time for breeding, they're too busy planning moon thefts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

heh

that's lovely

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new_matt, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

the thieving bastards

woo!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

clicks it

in the rear and shouts Woo

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

haha!

That is the Woo!

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

Absolutely

Lovely.

Woo woo woo.

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

very nice

very nie indeed - *click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

You are Jebediah Springfield

AICMFP

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)

0.o

because Jebediah Springfield was famed for photoshopping pictures of pandas stealing the moon?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)

No, the whole click and embiggining line

Twas a quote...that you were influenced by...?
www.kottke.org/07/06/embiggen-cromulent

Also, very beautiful picture

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 5:30, archived)

Too cute!

([sic] You're ad here?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

Best night ever last night

FACT!

'ning 'nongs all you sexy people.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

'noons Draws!

I like the way they just sit in silence there at the end

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

while the narrator moans

He's the voice in my head. I pay him in caffine

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

And what exactly did happen last night?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

I met with a new friend

much like my comic only without the narrator moaning

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

Oh really?

Details man!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

get your arse on msn then

bring tea and we can have a good old girly gossip

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

I'll have to be on in a bit

I'm trying to sort out my dissertation/house/workload atm. Gimme 40 mins

BRB!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

Is that all?

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

nope

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

And you're not sharing the rest of it?

For shame.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

*replies to comicbook narrator*

HOT CHICK IS REALLY MAN CALLED DAVE!

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

Dave?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

What!?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

Hello Dave.

Wanna buy some pegs, Dave?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

No thanks

I'm trying to cut down

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

Fascist.

Pegs are the lungs of the planet.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

Davey, Davey,

give him your tits to chew...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

The narrator box is funny

Does chewing gum count as a snack?

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

I'll let is slide

as long as it is still in the packaging

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

It is

I wouldn't display my half-chewed gum to the world.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

I sent my pic to Dixon on Friday and didn't even get a badge or anything yet

Mind you he's probably still fwapping over it ;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

And who can blame him, eh?

;)

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

Certainly not me

Did your friend say how the 'walk' went in Cardiff?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

She sent me a picture message all smiley and with balloons so I'm assuming it went well

And thank you for asking.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

I just want to be sure my money's where her wheels are.

I may pop down the south bank on Sunday to check up on the pair of yous!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

Oh, it would be lovely if you could come out

and cheer us on.

We'll be popping into the Tate on the way.

Ooh, that reminds me, I need to buy some fishnets.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

post it here and I'll award the badge in an over the top celebration

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

You can have a URL but that's it

farm1.static.flickr.com/25/180953315_5f83fb6dc0_m.jpg

Oh, the lady is Carowallis btw. She brought me chocolate ;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

*fanfares*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

huzzah!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

Onlyt if used to stick two halves of a car together

To stop it falling apart during a race.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

It depends

Do you feel you can "Snack" on chewing gum

I feel if you can't use a noun as a verb, it may well not exist!

*teas*

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The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

Greetings Meester.

*fondles buttcheeks*

You well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

Very well thank you

in a fantabulous mood

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

Well then that makes 2 of us!

*does the glee dance*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

*joins*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

I've always thought golf a little dull to watch...

I reckon something like this would work though...

(Leoricx, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

Great stuff

*hires a disabled caddie*

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fuscous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

I remember

a golfing game I used to play on my 8086 Toshiba laptop (with CGA graphics, 9MHz processor, switchable to 4.5MHz). I gave up on the game play and found more fun aiming the ball at the dinosaurs and cows that you could place around the course. Ace it was!

(JuanTheMan "hair-color:#FF6600", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Most golfers I've met have been proper wánkers so fair do's.

Sorry if anyone here plays golf :o\

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

did anyone say

antlions?

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

He would have wanted it this way

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LS18, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

Haha

Made me laugh anyway

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

>S< A friend told me that if I didn't have bubbles . . .

. . . rising from the bell of the trombone, that would be a tipoff that this was not 'real.' Pfffffft But she's resting comfortably after sedation.

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LS18, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

Also the fact that the dead fish isn't floating

Woo pic.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

Egg cellent!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

The trombone is only being used

cos the piano needs a tuna

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

*rolls eyes uncontrollably*

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LS18, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

oof!

mwa mwa mwa mwaaaaaa...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

after his operation, edward really wished he'd gone private

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

omg

BOAB

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

Here, you dropped this...

HELP M'

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

crivvens!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

Jings!

tatties an' neeps!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

aw!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

hahaha

that's so simple
and so stupid
i like it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

thankee

muchly!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

arf!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

haha!

silly

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mutated monty, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Hehehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

that

looks like it's getting shafted very roughly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

Honesty in advertising

(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)

also

Sarah Jessica Parker's new perfume is to be called STINKBAT, it says here

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

i heard it was going to be 'horsefaced goomba'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

100% fakt

ask dave

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

yep!

s'troo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

hahahaha

"horsefaced goomba"

I'm going try to use that more in conversation.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

/\ this

best derogatory term i've heard today :D

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)

hahahaha

christ, if she's ever stuck for imagination

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

Glad it’s not just me

that thinks SJP looks like a horse.

(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)

You

and everyone else in the world.

A horse that's fallen into a wardobe.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

she remonds me of a baby zebra/deer/any similar type gangly animal

that's just been born and is trying to get up

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

hahahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

I don't

I just think she's got an interesting face.

It's certainly got more personality than someone like Jessica Alba (it always worries me when people fancy Jessica Alba, she's got the face of a toddler)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

*googles*

hm

she's funny-looking

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

which one?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

Jessica Alba

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

jessica alba isn't ugly per se

and she's got a cracking arse

sjp is so thin she looks ill, and a face like, well you get the idea

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

I'm with the micto on this one

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

/\ this /\

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

I like her face

I prefer character to Yet Another Pretty Girl. Although having said that she was fucking hot in that film where she was a witch.

Jessica Alba looks like a five year old girl with strap on tits, in my opinion. Especially around the face- she's not ugly, she's just boringly pretty in that sort of 'throwaway' way. And I know I'll be accused of being jealous at this point, due to not being so traditionally attractive, but I could give a shit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

none of these people looks real to me

that's the problem I have with them

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Well yea, she does fall into the "won't be missed" catagory

Like Kiera knightly

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

I quite like her facially

She's got good eyebrows, and a nice jaw.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

Hocus Pocus?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

That's the fella.

www.faz.net/m/%7B8D4FD553-D861-4244-8B53-007D05B1EEDA%7DFile1.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

Both ill, hideous wenches.

Give me a real woman / the 'Right on Micto' woman any day.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Real woman?

Go on then, name three famous (so we can both tell who they are) women you'd do. I'll do it too so you don't feel left out.

Kate Winslet
Salma Hayek
Monica Belucci.

Your turn.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

It's like a new Venn diagram of ladies

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

You'd do all three?

I do have remarkable taste in women- makes up for my sod-all taste in men.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

Oh no, I meant for you and him

I wouldn't do any of them.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

Ahhh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

OK, gimmie a minute with Google images to find two more then....

Kate Winslet
Corin Tucker (of Sleater Kinney - thus famousish)

I...

I can't think of a third famous person....

*strains*

Jessica Stevenson

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

YES

definitely Jessica Stevenson.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

I agree with you though...

character means so much more....

I seem to like pale British (or British looking) ladies with big eyes...

As for my taste in men... well... erm... hmm... Nah.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

something from the vaults...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

Now thats

magic

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

Ha ha

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

haha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

ahhaha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

ahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)

i think you missed a J in there somewhere

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

Jah jah jah jah jah jah

jah jah jah!

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The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

*wobbles*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

aha

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sinisterduck, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

How obvious is this?

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)

im looking for wally..

should i be?

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

~~wally~~ madeleine

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)

Have they not found her yet?

*relaxes*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

Sssh

Under the bed

Worlds longest game of Hide 'n' Seek

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

I don't see her either..

Maybe im missing the point completly?
*checks filename*

EdiT : Shhhh doesnt give much away..

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

it says SHITE all across it

it's not supposed to be funny, just petty revenge

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)

You're trying to score revenge on a 4yr old?

Thats just sad

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)

pardon?

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

Who are you trying to get revenge on?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

an adult

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

Do we know them?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

I don't know any adults

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

It is unlikely

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

i dont think maddie is in there

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

If you stare at this for a while

you can see megatron

*hard drugs recommended

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

is it those dark prongs in the centre?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

needs more Eddie Jackson

otherwise, it's shite ;)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)

Isn't he the bass player from Queensryche?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

Its Action Jacksons youngest

the one with the big hair

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)

*Michael Wiltons*

woo sir!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

Didn't they all cut their hair off & become a "proper" band?

Chris De Garmo always reminded me of Skeletor!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

I can see a nun

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

i can actually see it

i was trying to read the light parts *blush*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

the H looks easy to see

the rest less so

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)

If you squint and cross your eyes

you can see hitler eating jam

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

he's just cleaning the spoon

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)

Its a Schooner

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

WIN!

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

i can see SHITE when i squint...

or is it just my crappy screen?

(beast on toast has xpango=> http://www.xpango.com?ref=90520974, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

Meanwhile at the Peter Pan Auditions, who would you choose?

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

EH?.... *reads file name*

oh dear lord....
:)

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

^this^

With extra face-spanging.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

*cockpunches*

TJ: At least she splashed out on a nice hairdo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

stupid cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

That's a little uncalled for.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

it's just like a 'hello' from anyone else

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

*bums*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

afternoon sweetheart

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

rubbish

she is clearly a stupid cunt

cos if living in a terraced house in abertilary is so fucking fun, why do the fucking lottery at all?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

I'm with you on this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

she's probably the sort of mongo that does 5 lines twice a week

then spunks the rest of her pay on scratchcards and microchips

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

Maybe she's saving it up.

Maybe she's got the biggest funeral ever planned for when she toddles off upstairs.

Maybe she's going to use it to buy you a present :-(

Maybe she just enjoys her job and her colleagues?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

my uncle died this morning

*sads*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

ah shit

my condolences chap.
i hope you will be able to celebrate his life more than mourn his passing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

I hope so

his passing now makes my dad the head of the family (were not Tafia though)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

so there's no point asking him a favour on the day your sister gets married then?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)

nope

and that may be soon too!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

Oh dude

I'm sorry to hear that

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

I regularly enjoy my colleagues...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)

i sincerely hope she either gives the lot to charity

or dies of alcohol poisoning

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)

Then I hope you never meet her son.

Seriously, are you in a foul mood for a reason?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

i'm not in a foul mood

i'm just not a very nice person

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

Why?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)

i blame the parents

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

Stock answer.

No seriously. Why?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

and why keep doing it?

does she think she's gonna win again?

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

some people have no fucking imagination

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)

if only she understood the statistics eh?

she'd never have played in the first place and been far better off for it.

errrr.

um.

BITCH!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)

She is clearly stupid because she does the lottery

Why doesn't she spend that money every week on a local charity raffle instead?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

Because as she's just proven, you can win millions...

Some people ahve fun playing the lottery. I don't understand it myself, but fair do's to them. If there's a chance of improving their situation and having fun at the same time then great...

If she wants to go back to work, fine, she'd probably be lonely and bored if she didn't...

It's nice to see people with a bit of realism...

(This was not aimed at you JS, just a rant in general)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

you leave my

Poultry alone

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

she could have given up and let someone else have her job

bloody Welsh
coming over here
stealing our jobs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

Fucking hell!!

That is pretty bad.
It's like Geri Haliwell in 15 years time.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

grandmother at 47!? jesus!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

my grandmother was 47 once

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

She has her daughter at 23, her daughter has a baby at 24....

It's doable without being too nasty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

Hahaha! y'see that?

That's you that is!

no wait . . .
Thass SMEE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

Smee?

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

don't start that again

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

To smee?

To you?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

You

called?

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

hahaha, groanworthy lyrics!

on a theme, have some super happy fun time with REM and the Muppets....

FURRY HAPPY MONSTERS

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

hahaha

ace, i can't use youtube at work, but i can imagine :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

It's so chuffing silly, it's brilliant

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)

Knee gnaw, knee gnaw...

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

kittens... rollerskates... source picture...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

Who's is best?

There's only one way to find out....

POLL!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

None of the above...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

Can't we have one saying they're both super?

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

this^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

like so:

which one is more superer:

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

*votes*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

More of this sort of thing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

Uh,

I don't think "pink bar" is the appropriate answer to this

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

It's absolutely appropriate

Unless you've got cockrot.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

pink and fuscous green bar?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

Sounds like characters from Dickins...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

Meh.

I didn't see that.

Too busy working, not enough time pressing f5.

Back to drawing board.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

Greetings Doctor!

I hear you were out last night . . .

EDIT: Alas
*waggles eyebrows*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

Yup, I was.

The SausageSpy strikes again!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

Yay

My Have I Got Bewes For You pic is in that thread

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

Ha ha ha

I wish we did have police lions. They'd sort out the chavs good and proper.

*writes letter to government*

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

it was a typo

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

you're a hemisphere off

try right a bit..

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

hemisphere?

don't you mean "a few longitudes" ?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

oranges and spices?

what you babbling about fool?

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

This was my first ever Front Page...

...standards were a bit lower back then.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

Good grief, man

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DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

...pffft!

That's class.

But it's a very underated movie.

Honest

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

Everyone is doing their part. Are you?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

Think

i see'd this before

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

More than likely

the film is ten years old now...

I'm very far from form today

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

haha

I was trying to make the furtive bear out of opal fruits! didnt have enough :(

edited it!

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

*punts*

You were trying to make the furtive bear out of OPAL FRUITS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

heheh

I was trimming my missus's mum's hedge* yesterday, and I found a Marathon wrapper underneath it, best before 12th December 1989

*go right ahead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

As if I would.

Marathons tasted better and all.

_{lol vadge in law}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

Shouldn't

your missus's mum go to beautician for that ;¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

I was afraid that if i put opal fruits

no one would have a clue what i was talking about..

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

Everybody worthwhile would.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

Yay! That means I'm worthwhile!

*beams*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

If you'd called them by whatever they're called now

I'd have thought you were making shit up.

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Captain V, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

We've all done it

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

Reminds me of the good old days

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

hahahaha

ace

7 weeks to write a history essay in the glorious sun?

nah!

last Sunday before new term in a blind panic - hell of a lot more productive!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

Hello Freebs

Hello everyone.

Is the board running very slowly for anyone else?

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

very

at the moment

are you well?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

Yes thank you

and you?

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

yes thank you

I've done bugger-all All day

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

Really?

I'm gobsmacked.*

*may not be entirely gobsmacked

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

Slow as hell

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

hello miss

it's fine and dandy for me

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

'ello you!

seems to be OK from here, but it's a whole 20 mins later so maybe I missed something...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

Fine for me now too

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

Hahaha!

This is ace! *clickety*

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

Hahaha

Woo Yay *clickerty!*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

I can see it, and it is good!

*clicks*

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

Hahaha

This is mighty clickworthy
*clicks*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

Thank you for all the clicks everyone

It took me very fucking ages.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

haha!

"heaven lol"

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

haha nice

someone tell his boss

er....oh...

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

Arf,

just like a third year student about a week before the exams :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

"Angel Porn" eminds me of Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box"

Because of the lyric "Cut myself on angel hair"

Of which, presumably, one would not find any in such a publication.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

HAHAHA!

...and people really were made to be Just Like Him

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

i like that

*clicks muchly*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

Fantastic!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

Fucksocks, mumbled Han

I better do some work now.. :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

Pffft!

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

It's quite easy to pick up, but very repetitive...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

I want one

woo

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

haha

did anyone see that Tiswas thing at the weekend?

I got the feeling Teh Quo were less than impressed

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

Haha

Parfitt in his Mod era.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

I is in ur house

list'nin' to ur Ulrich Schnauss CDs

Now I want to play some form of that game now damn!

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The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

Oooo.... Ulrich Schnauss

Good choice.

RIGHT... TGA - stop being brilliant, I need to get some work done.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)

*Stops!*

/*Hammertimes!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)

Thank you.

*works*

*comes back just in case*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

^this

new album is great

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)

Heeee!

Wotcha Arch!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)

Yay1!!

I wants one!

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)

haha aces :)

*hooks thumbs through belt loops*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)

I'd still be crap at that

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

parfictt game for a rainy monday.

bit tricky though.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

Hoppo

What's your vector Victor?

(driverchris, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

We have clearance, clarence.

V'naas.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

roger roger

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)

"huh?"

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

yow

nice work

how long did that take?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

quite a while

spent two days listening to radio Le Mans vectoring... not sure how long exactly, but several hours

(driverchris, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

nice

that's ace

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

oooh

that's most woo that is

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

how do you have the patience to do that?

it's very woo

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)

Triffic stuff!

Acers!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)

BEST. JOKE. EVER.

woo

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)

That is simply fantastic

woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)

Fucking brill!

*envies*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)

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