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[challenge entry] I'm not the master of the daleks


Yesterday: www.b3ta.com/board/7368671
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Are you not related to 2D?
woo to Marlboro girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Just a very naughty boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# what is it?
(other than a mangled death packet)

edit: ah.... *pause* EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# STUBGIRL!

*hastily buys dixon three packets of marlboro to do Lemonparty*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Lemon Party...
God, I wish I did not know what that was. Urgh!
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# :D haha
I don't actually think it's that bad.
It's just 3 bored old men who fancied a bit of gay.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# ^explained
...
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# You pre-empt me, Sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# that was my first thought
and i posted without reading any replies.

mindpissage
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Du wohnst in Deutschland
und ICMFP
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Why doesn't Ellis like you?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Cos of this
www.b3ta.com/board/7366773

His alter-ego "Wellen Dowd" posted something which got panned by the b3tards.
He then went off on one, had a little mardy and deleted the thread, and came back as "ellis18"
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Oh
Why are you fighting with him? You're talented.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
#
I blame this recent punch-up on having given up smoking a couple of weeks back.
That and the inability to suffer fools gladly.
I've since resumed smoking a few mintues ago though
Curse my lack of willpower!
:(
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# admit it
malboro tubgirl up there gave you the horn, and you needed a quick suck
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# *rumbled*
;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# IKMFP ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Mein Gehirn ist kaputt
oder etwas
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Si
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# You're really good at these
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# :)
The irony is, I don't smoke

I just have idle hands in pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Me too
But I usually end up fiddling with my jewellery.

I am going to turn my hand to crafts now though, having been inspired by you.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# 'fiddling with my jewellery'
good morn'n'
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Haha
I just got it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# This gets more and
more disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# *gasp*
Just realised what that is. Splendid work sir!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# WOO!
now do a lemon party one.


(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# that took me a while
these images need to become the being helpful to noob links. now do the horses.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Fabelhaft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I'm the master of the daleks
(..........., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# EX-SEAM-INATE!
(__, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
#
IN-SEM-IN-ATE
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# EVAPOR8!
DERR-DER-DA-DERR-DERR-DA-DERR-DERR
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# you take me higher...
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Don't make me wait...don't make me wait...
EVAPOR8!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# nooo
I did some of the videos for them back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# .....
If that's true I may become quite excited...

"They're going mad..."

DERR-DERR-DA-DERR-DERR..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# try not to
no big deal although one particular vid for Brutal8e they made me dress up as Liam from the Prodigy.
Covered me with zits put a dyed mop on my head made me wear a kaftan and a tshirt with craftilly logo'd "the Dodgy" on it.
Wish I could find my copy . Id upload it to youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# fuck sake..nice one
Brutal8? Don't know that one.
Wonder where they are now? Ahhh, Prodigy is pure goodness.
(and The Shamen)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# doing reunion gigs like some sad 80's bands
noticed that they have brutal8 on youtube but from BBCs dance party (we nicked the woman singing as she couldnt come for the vid)
I was rather embarrased and appologised to Liam when I saw him next time.
It was all in jest tho as the Prodigy made "outer Space" kinda taking the wet out of Altern8
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Ahha, yeah I just watched a bit on YToob
You got some crazy ass stories there.
Liam Howlett is a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# was a nice guy
Ahhh my life was pretty mental back then
*goes off and sobs in a corner
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Ahhh memories...
At least you weren't a boring sod, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# pffff
still coming down! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode..aahahha.
laters.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Are you related to 2D?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# BI X
is that the guy?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Erm...
The guy who lost his microphone and could never get it back. Did he change his name?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Yeah that fella
i thought he was the guy with the stern expression wearing sunglasses, had his arms crossed.
BI X was supposed to represent that.
I remember the guy who lost his mic, that was a coupla years ago now wasn't it?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# That's the guy!
the guy above reminds me of him for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# ?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=37388
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# yeah!
heh, that's the one!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
I was trying to find his profile but search didn't come up with the goods.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I googled "b3ta user 2d"
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# the easy way:
b3ta.com/~2d

/only found out you could do this the other day
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# He gives me the Fear
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
#
who? me?
(..........., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Behold! The Lost City of ... Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# that can't be hull
where are all the b3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# silly Damocles
b3tans become fishies in Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# I've never been
*makes a Madaline comment*
ooh off i go
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Don't forget you wellies ;)
Seriously though, ITV news called it "The Forgotten City"

I forget about Hull all the time, not just when it's flooded
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Cup Shenanigans
(__, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Ooh bollocks, you can see the drop down menu lying about in the first two frames
Bollocks
(__, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# The illusion is ruined!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# If it wasn't for that, you would have thought they were screenshots!!
(__, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# I hope you aren't mocking my double exclamation mark!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# How else will we convey surprised sarcasm??
Oh no!! Double question marks!!
(__, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# fuck it
quick touch up in potatoswap'll cover it, or just elave ti
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Done :)
(__, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# yay! much better
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# No it isn't.. I swapped two of the frames around!
Should I bother changing it?
(__, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I fink dis is TOP!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
#
TO A CU
(__, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# ...
Fr J
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
#
collapsi suggesta
t w
(__, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Hee.
*thanks*

th etc
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Hahaha, epic
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# That is excellent
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Thank you!
Fancy a rape?
(__, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# brill
woo!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Ha ha. Fucking woo!
Background detritus or not.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# *clicks*
The crappiness of the pointer really makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] basically...
...a pearoast created with a high intensity heat resistant helmet thing at work. I'm training to be a first officer.
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Needs a
Wedding ring
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# is that syrup?
with a straw!?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# *ponders
*buys straws
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# it's
boring old coke.

bah.
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# *returns slurping at straw in syrup
"This fucking pwns!!"
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7373470
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# bandwaggonny
quick n dirtyness
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# is it an oxygen generating smoke hood?
we have great fun with them at work when they expire. normally with darth vader sound effects and the like.

good for hangovers too, if theres still oxygen in
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# it is!
an oxygen generating smoke hood!



there were many star wars quotes said that day
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Mario got very excited over the FP controversy
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# At least I didn't shop dribblage onto it.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
#
www.cowjam.co.uk/arct/goatse.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# *adds cowjam to the list of b3tans I'll never see in the same light again*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# all of a sudden i wish i was
David Blunkett
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# I don't want your dog sniffing my arsehole
thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# CHOAD!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# crimson helmet on a dago?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# My spelling fails
but Chode
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
'fleshy fun bridge'
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# biffins
bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# With
Shark and Helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# oh
that chode.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Everyone knows a chode is a penis wider than it is long
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# is that even
physically possible?

not counting john prescott
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Dunno
Google it ;)

L > W = Penis
L = W = Square Penis
L < W = Chode
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# google says no
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# he's a wop
dont mock the spaniards ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# depends who
you ask
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# He's neither.
He's a cock-nosed spazfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# thats if you ask
Kinks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# speaking as half english half spanish person
I suppose I should take offence ;P. Anyway that wiki just goes to show the lack of geographical inteligence on the Americans part.
Why..Lets call the Welsh Jock Mac Thistle or somesutchlike ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# they'd probably prefer being called
that over cunt, so okay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Hahahaha, christy
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I vandalised the pub's cellar door...



(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Arf!
I like that :)
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# ha ha
compo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# ta
silly me
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# pfft!
woos
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# I always think of this joke when I see that sign! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# the sad thing is
I asked permission and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ironicly this was created months ago...
whilst bored at pub!
(Kezzzz regretted posting that on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# As does setting fire to them and driving them into airports
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# that just hurts the doctors
because they are very stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# have you cooked any fools?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Pea teim
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] My computer
(Barefoot-shedtroll, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# hahahaha
this is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Lovely
now make your bed
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Ubuntu?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# gnome
looks like gnome ;) and well; ubuntu runs gnome as standard.

woo for tux, gimp and the nice firefox-icon :D
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
#
They've made some improvements then.
(Woody999, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# i have the same laptop
erm


*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I did something like that,
but it was b3ta page, because my computer was in for repair.. I would post it, but my friend sent me a killer virus, and it made my comp boom :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Where's George?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
# By the looks of it
He's hiding behind that pie.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Believe it or not
George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
He must be out, or he'd pick up the phone.
Where could George be?
Believe it or not, he's not home!
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)
# ^this
so very much
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] SOrry for the focusing (my new digi carema is going to have to go back to the shop)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Hahaha :)
Mine looked like this until an hour ago. Thanks to the board event last night I had amassed a small activity center. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# What board event?
Did I miss something exciting?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Oh you did!
www.b3ta.com/board/7369552
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# minus the sign telling me to clean up
looks like mine without the ciggies and overfull ash tray
Edit: And No Dell Keyboard, DELL!?!? How could you?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I've just been looking at the Dell website
I want a laptop. Can anyone recommend one?

I don't want to spend more than about £800
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I'll have a wee look for you
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
#
look

/sorry, had to be done :$
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# I can't recommend a Dell
but I have a Packard Bell EasyNote, and it's pretty good for what I use it for.
Could do with a bit more RAM though.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Sell a kidney
and buy the XPS M1210. It is phenomenal!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Can I sell one of yours to get me one?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# You fool
He's only got one left!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# whats a little bit of Dialysis between friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# On dialysis already.
But the machine runs Linux, so it's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# my main desktop is an XPS 710
not had any problem with it, fantastic machine
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# SVP have Dell laptops for £299 at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Easy
Acer Aspire series of lappys are very good.
Got me a 3023 and it's very nice, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# MacBook Pro!
It's vary nice.

And to annoy the Mac-vs-PC crowd, it's currently running Windows XP. Oops.

Bit more than £800 quid though. :-(
(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# It could be a cheap Dell copy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# It does need a bit of a tidy
but then so does mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I made a picture.
But the server is having problems showing it...



Sorry for bad colouring-in, my CD-Pens are running out.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Arf!
OVER THE LINE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# :D hah!
Have a click
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# That's brillo
now do a redex!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# like this?


or like this:
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# One on white paper
and an IE one, just for the lunatics with no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# i know
was just shamelessly peeing in this thread
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# No?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# *smacks around a bit*
*strokes*

wonders which of two actions caused you to pass out in a fit :S
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Having a stroke will cause most people
at least slight unconsciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# heh
amoosing
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# ha ha top hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Bah! B3tan to it!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# redex for me
check your host

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# it seems
to just be taking a long time to load, don't think the link is broken though :)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I tried to upload through IE, but the same problem:

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
fankoo!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# :D
Can we have Safari next please? I'm not getting the reality :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Pffft!
Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# "Oh shit, I think I shot Marvin in the face!"
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Nice!
They should make a movie out of that.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Y'know what
I might just go and sell that idea to a film company right now.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Supoyb
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# *doffs hat*
Evening sah!
How the devil are you?
I've been building up a little collection of pictures to post.
Did you see my Evil Dead pic yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# I'm sorry to say I didn't
I'm dapper thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Here ya go!
b3ta.com/board/7368594
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Chainsaw hand ahoy
Hey she bitch! Ooooooooh, I wanna watch it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# I'm really proud of that one
Particularly the big-assed quote in the background!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# I like this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Wooo!
Tanks lurchly.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# woo nice vectorage
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
needs more "i like this"
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] more cats with wobble

unintentional
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# yaaaay!
'edit' gives me an excuse to pea-roast
DISCO TIEM!!



'double edit' ooh I only just twigged this is a compo entry, nicely done!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Freedom freedom freedom OY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Finally, I have a good claw! See..
Three human females, a number, and a king giving himself brain surgery!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I have mail-order degrees in muderonomy
and murderology!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Ha ha, top Scissors skillzors there
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# That's bloody good
that is.
Is it just two frames?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# yes
delayed answer due to food.
i also have no glue it's all done by the magic of carpet tape, staples and a pin.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Careful kitteh!


(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# hahahaha
all of the wobble
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# That's not safe for working procedures.
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# that's marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Sleepy Japanese commuter

Someone in need of glue
(I helped save b3ta! mikeyyy, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Why am I looking at your sleepy japanese commuter?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# ahah
this could become an interesting bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I hope not
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# ^ this
nice 'shopping, but I don't want to see loads of cocks when I go on the internet.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Then why the fuck are you here?
Ba dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Just where DO you want to see loads of cocks?
...if not the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I hadn't seen Mutated Monty's one when I type that either!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# neither had I :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# haha!
I can see this becoming a classic (if unsavoury) meme
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# There's something disturbing about you spending time shopping a 17 year old's cock onto a 40-something year old Japanese businessman
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# yeah but it turns you on at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# How do you know he's 17?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# He said
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# How does he know whose cock it is?
/rhetorical
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# maybe he counted growth rings?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Is that Alan Johnston?
That lying bastard said he'd been in Gaza!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Why am I looking at your wig?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# =___=
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Alan Johnston?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# why am i looking at your red x
ah wait
WIIIIIIG
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# well
im getting nothing but red x
So im not really that bothered
edit: notices you are using msn..silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I declare right now to be clay o'clock!
So have this gnome:

And an as yet unpainted Italian plumber.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Fuck yes that is an awesome gnome
He looks so badass
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# They're wonderful!
Bottom one: Needs more obvious male genitalia
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# great minds and all that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I'm thinking of taking a photo of my ringpiece and shopping it onto a navel orange
FP material for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I was going to put my cock through a portrait of Barabara Streisand
and take a photo of the comedy nose.

See who gets the FP first!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# RACE YA
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# the disturbing thing is
I put "race you" at the bottom of my post and then deleted it before posting.

There clearly is some paranormal mental bond between us!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Well I did say that you have identical handwriting to my mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# needs more penis
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# that nose loooks like a cock!
link it

meh, too obvious


well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Cor!

have you compo'd any of your boxheads yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# ^This
I've seen them now, and although I feel shamed by your comparative excellence, I think it must be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Good suggestion!
They earned me a 13 at school anyway.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# a 13?
What sort of nonsense school is that!
(grades go from 1 to 10 here)

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# We get our college grades in twenties
which turns receiving a 9 from victorious to humiliating :)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Ha ha I see
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# They're both rather excellent
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# hehehe! aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# i painted mario a bit for you
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm afraid to touch those seams
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
*waits for the NSFW whinging to start*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# this^
how could that image ever be nsfw?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Mutated Monty in "seamless" shocker hahaha
You see, THIS doesn't look like a cock at first glance

I think the unbuttoned jeans and red underpants give it away on the other one. "Doesn't look like a cock at first glance" - utter cack. When you've seen as many cocks as I have..etc..

*badumtish*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
# oh joy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Very nice.
Have this even though it's not even nearly finished,

and this and this, and this and these. Except those last ones are some sort of playdoh stuff, not clay.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# *bows in awe*
My clay stuff is usually tiny out of fear that it'll fall apart/run out before it's finished.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Use polymer clay
it's really tough. I made some cthulhu-related stuff out of normal clay a while back but the paint just chips off
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Been wanting to try that for a while
This china-style clay retains the paint pretty well, as long as I don't mind a matte finish.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# drive by mother funker
braaap

edit: put a plaster on it for shada
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# A bad week at a glory hole house
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# grim
is the word
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# You made my monitor bleed :(
But smiley face plasters make everything better.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# INNARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Mmm!


Also test:
www.b3ta.com/links/WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Once again I refresh
Once again this image is there when I do so :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Good lord
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# eww, that's offal!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Groan.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# That movie is giving me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
# haha!
Right, home time!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
# ROB'S BRAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# pulsating
brain..

so obviously not mine....
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# It's like a window to the soul....
kind of...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# touches
squidge

OH damn there goes my hand
eye

co-ordina tion
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# a smiley face
..childs plaster on a drive by shooting...nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Oy! You can't leave that lion there....
It's got a bear behind.


Leaving work, lazy post.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I am outraged by this filth!
*buys subscription-only service*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)
# 'ello lovely.
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I am fine :)
I have, however, been to Kwik Fit and they have informed me that my nearside front tyre is unmendably bent and that I need to spend £130 at my dealers (plus labour and VAT I expect) to replace it.

Bloody pot holes. I should invoice Lancashire County Council.

EDIT: How rude of me! How are you? *gives mink snacks*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# the swines!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Help, I'm being stalked!
*leaves work*
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# By me?
But I'm too fluffy to be a menacing stalker!

*smiles winningly*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# *gets home*
*is won over by winning smile*

*hugs*

*goes to the pub*
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
# I second this outrage!
Though I am also a little 'in'raged too...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# is that lion wearing a superhero costume?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)
# No it's a polar bear...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# because all polar bears wear green lycra outfits with matching masks
hang on, you confuse me!!

AHHH

it's not the bear, it's the lion that's the superhero
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# they do, you can look this up anywhere...
EDIT: And now this makes no sense...

La la la la la laaaaa

It's the nails in my skull that make me do it you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I looked up it's anywhere and all I saw was squidgy pink bits
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Ah, you need to brush them aside, THEN you'll see...
*passes the sonic broom for brushing purposes*

WAIT!

THE BROOM!


I'm.... naked....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# A green lion?
How very odd.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# I disagree
www.davethewave.co.uk/theherbs/
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# It's Parsley!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# that's what I said
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# I know
I just wanted to be like the cool kids.

*weeps silent bitter tears*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# :..(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# lazy animation
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# he/she laaaaaaaves it!!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# It goes without saying...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# arff
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# rawr
bareback? *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# *YIFFS*

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