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Zoe getting her neck into her work

(site_history_log, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

WHOA.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Her neck's red and white?

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

it doesn't look red and white to me

do you have red/white colour blindness?

(site_history_log, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

It's a redex

See below

Edit: Haha that made me snort coke.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Druggy!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

AHH!

I didn't notice until after I typed it!

I'm drinking coca cola, and it came out my nose when I laughed!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

LIES

and you know it!

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Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

I believe ya!

Thousands wouldn't

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Caewan believes it

But he's just being a bastard today ;)

Edit: Tired and teasy? Hehe. We were up quite late last night

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

late? early? was about 3 before i went.

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Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

Yes

I heard someone coming, so I had to cut it short

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

Me?

Don't matter what time I go to bed,I'm always a twunt! :P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

I meant Callum :P

I was taking the piss because we were both up until the small hours of the morning

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

I do

I have red and green deficiency

(Bill Stickers, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

she's just polishing it

redex, btw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

the link is coded correctly and the group is public

and ont the preview it looked fine,

(site_history_log, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

WE CAN'T SEE YOUR POST, MIGHTY NIBUS

WHERE IS IT?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

over there

under this invisible owl

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

I can see it fine

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

can you describe it?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

see if you can guess...

www.b3ta.com/board/7431370

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

ummmmm

*guesses*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

A blonde woman is jerkily fellating a small statuette

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

This is a lie

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

go north

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

it's not just any blonde woman either

it's zoe ball

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

A naked and shaven Japanese is forcibly sodomized by a kangaroo and coated in hot wax whilst sandalled onlookers stand by

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

oh,

rightyo.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

This is not a lie

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

well you got

the hot wax residues

you never lose in your razor blade shoes

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

*steals pesos out of your brain*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

puts up some hazard signs down the Alamo lanes

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

i'd buy that for a dollar!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

THIS IS A LIE, WHY DO YOU TELL LIES LIKE THIS?

YOU CAN'T SEE THE POST BECAUSE IT ISN'T THERE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Silly Zoe,

award is not toothbrush!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

MSN is useless for a picture host

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

Yup

Always Redexes until you go looky

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

i agree

(site_history_log, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

uuhhhmm... . *ponder*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

YAY

*Yawns*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

For some reason

I was expecting a high speed train to appear from the side and squish him.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

*opens photoshop*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

For some reason

I was expecting a huge douce to drop out of his mouth...but then that would just be redundant.

(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

keeping you up?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

morning George!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

hahaha, wonderful!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

hehehe

very good! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

It's all jerky !

Damn these work pooters!
and if I.T dept is watching me,I don't start my shift 'til 11.15.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

some one pushed his shit in at the weekend

big time

(site_history_log, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

GURGE BUSH DURNT TEK NO CRAP FRUM ENNY-ONE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

ning!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

arf!

thats ace! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

*tempted*

*resists*

Hehe woo!

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Nice

woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Pffft

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

haha!!

get the bastard!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

ning

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

I think he needs to see the orthodontist

*click*

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

too right!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

He?

That's a mimsy isn't it? (and i'm sure i've dated her....)

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

hehe

no its a bloke :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

ello Rev

this is top stuff, again

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

thank you sir!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

Hahah

Definitely your claim to fame ;)

'ning you!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

'ello miss!!

hows you??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

I am oddly, consistently cheerful. It's odd. But very nice!

I've always meant to ask, why 'have a Shpedoinkle Day'?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

because having a Shpedoinkle day

is the best sort of day you can have! :o)

glad your cheerful - you seemed so down a while ago :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

Yes

I'd certainly had happier times, but I'm trying happy out for a bit now, seen the error of my ways.

I hope you're good?
I mean, I know you're still 'scary' (heh), but I hope it's getting you somewhere, or you're at leaast having fun with it :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

well i'm still trying to make money

but i am trying new things - still the horror stuff is the most popular.

but i'm okay(ish) :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

Its actually Shpadoinkle

and its kind of like saying wicked, fantastic etc

have a fantastic day.

Taken from the film - Cannibal the Musical. Student film from Trey Parker and Matt Stone before they did South Park.

(Squitter - Mr Lovebucket is a w*nker, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

that would be the one!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Oddly, consistently cheerful is definitely the way forward IMHO

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

MUM!!!

*hugs*
how the devil are you can i have £25?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

SON!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

oh come on!!

dad said he would lend it to me but he didn't have so he said you would give it to me......

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

I didn't EXACTLY say that, son.

It was more "Go and ask your Mum" if I recall...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

Jesus, please, no!

This is excellent, but it is entirely incompatible with my horrific hangover.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

mwahahaahaha

:o) sorry you've got a hangover!! One of the best things about not drinking!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

pay attention to the board!

we don't want to know what you're getting up to at home with the son of god!

:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

I had a profound religious experience

I fell down to my knees and begged Jesus to come into my ~~mouth~~ life.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

ah yes...

i hate it when that happens.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

is he hung like a biblical mule?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

they don't call him the lunch box saviour for nothing!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

He's the mighty-meat Messiah!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

*drops to knees and prays for a shlong miracle*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Carpenters....

good with their hands...

:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

and they always have wood

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

hahaha

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

Blimey

that has woken me up

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

hehehehe

welcome to my world :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

WOO!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

thank ya!!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

ahhhhhh!

the real tooth fairy!

*never goes to sleep again!!*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

hehehee

now theres an idea! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

*brushes teeth 15 times a day*

you aint getting me ya big hairy tooth freak!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

heh!

hang on - you talking to me or the monster :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

HORSETRANQUILLISER

Bye bye

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

*raves*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Woo

Nicely done

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

thank ya!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

Whoah!

'nother good 'un Rev

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

cheers!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

AAIEE!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

:o)

hehehee

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

gnarly!

love the strings of drool!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

thank you

i'm most pleased with that :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

GAH!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

What a thing to see as I get ready to crash.

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

well be thankful

that i made it jsut before i went to bed :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

To procreate!?!?!

*hides under covers*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

mwahahah

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

Sorry.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

She's too old for you

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

Hardly

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

her = 17

you = 15

she's too old for you

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

That's NOTHING

My parents are almost ten years apart.
And my stepbrother's girlfriend is two years younger than him too. So ha.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

pfft!

10 years!

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

AND my stepdad looks like Hitler.

He refuses to admit it. If I ever get a picture of him I'll 'tache him.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

The key 'giveaway' factor here is,

does he send you to Auschwitz if you don't tidy your room?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

No, but he threatens to beat me up

In fact last time he did that I left.

I walked to the next town and stayed with my auntie.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

you're so brave

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

I'd just done D of E and my legs were killing me

He was going to beat me up for fuck's sake.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

Dof E

christ, is that stil going?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Hell yeah

I'm having to do it again in October. I don't think I will, though. Too much hassle.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

it's given me precisely zero advantage in the real world

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

What's D of E

and why was he going to beat you up?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

He was accusing me of pissing in the sink

And of course, I denied it, because it's sick and wrong, and he kept accusing me for weeks and weeks and weeks, until I blew my top and told him to fuck off, I didn't fucking piss in the fucking sink, so he went after me. Then he had me up against the wall waving his fist, shouting in my face, he almost pushed my mum down the stairs, etc. etc.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

Never a dull moment with you, is there

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

Bindun

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

He sounds like a bit of a wanker.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Yeah

He's a dick head

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

D of E

www.theaward.org/

/b3ta Educational Services

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Oh fair enough

I only did it because I was with a group of 4 girls, and one guy.

Though the other guy got the girl I wanted. Shame.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

Silly PSYCHEDELIC WARLORD

Girls are not toys.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

I know

That sounded really posessive, but it's not like that.

Just the easiest way of explaing it without going into detail.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

almost 10 years apart?

did they cross the space time continuum to get hitched?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

Einstein was not a handsome fellow

Nobody ever called him Al

He helped them.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

do you remember that news articel about a woman teacher who got knocked up by her 13 year old pupil?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

He regressed his y on her x

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

hahahaha, 'ning fella!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

'Ning archie

i'm all high and dry at the moment, thankfully, but we have no water at home.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

sorry to hear that fella, not good :(

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

at least our house isn't knee high in filty water

and we've got pots and pans filled up ready, so we should be alright.

mind you mrs thor is thinking of going to her parents in devon for a few days.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

that's something I guess, crazy situation all around though really

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

She is.

Move along now, nothing to see here.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

PsychEdelic?

are you going to disappear in smoke?

'ning all.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

You know the song!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

like, duh!

*space rocks*

\m/O\m/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

Hawkwind are my favourite band

In fact I have them on right now!

You Shouldn't Do That.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

*twiddles moustache*

why hello

i like the fact you've come to work in your nightie

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

SHIT!

I thought it was a bit draughty on the bike on the way in.

'ning sweetness!

*mwah*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

thank God for the cobbled streets though eh ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

and vinyl seat covers

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

~~seat covers~~ dildos

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

*smoosh*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

*takes drag on reefer ~ arrives in a puff of smoke*

HELLOES!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

Like, whoah, hi, man.

*glomps*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

*draws on pipe*

why 'ning my dear...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

'ningles liddle ivesy

*tousles hair*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeambiscuit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

That's my style

See here www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/e.t.gif

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

so it is

have a banana

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

WOO BANANA!

I just ate.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

I dont geddit.

but have this anyway.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

Hahaha

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

May be the dumbest question of the day

But he is?

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

i though it was john lithgow

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

Michael Brandow

Famous because on his website, he put this picture up of him. It's just wrong, on every level.

Perfect for a meme, then.
www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

he was a meme last year

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Don't care.

He's a legend.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

Noooo

Office lol

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

It was bad enough when Bonnie was doing it!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Read my sig!

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Read my irony!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

Haha

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Ning peeps.

I witnessed a B3TAn Banjo Duel on Friday.
Dave the Hat vs Chorizowagon.

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

'Ning!

I know asked for it a while ago, but here goes:

The new reality tv show "When Smurfs Go Bad"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

Thor swimming in to the office

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahaha

*glub glub*

have you tried walking in flippers? it's a nightmare.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

Draw some big flood defences

Please

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Rincewind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

I think we need to start raising the country on stilts

flood defences are just setting up walls for giant, rain filled swimming pools that our houses are at the bottom of.

Who'd have thought the apocalypse would be so slow and unpleasant?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

and wet.

It's lovely here :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

so I hear

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be swimming to work next month :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

it's lovely here too

the sun is shining in glasgow
all the weedgies are singing as england slowly sinks

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

*gives weedgie*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

thanks

but there's already loads here

=P

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

I took the train from Banbury to London yesterday

I would say that a good 30% of the journey was spent looking at fields underwater.

5 years ago I thought that the UK would have 50 years left. I reckon it's down to 25 now.

If the floods don't give us all hepatitis then the arses of society stamping on their neighbours and fighting to be on top of the pile will force most people in to suicide pacts.

\monday morning end is nigh placard

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

a little bit of forward planning

when it comes to drainage and everything will
be hunky dory

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

yes, like the government wanting to build loads of new houses on greenbelt flood plains

forward planning in abundance

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

i didn't mean forward planning by the government,

they couldn't forward plan bed time.

i just mean go out and dig some drainage ditches.
direct tehm towards people you don't like.
then sit in your dry house pointing and laughing
at all the wet losers

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

I refer the gentleman to my previous statement regarding the collapse of society and decency to your common man.

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

ah, i missed that bit first time round

well, get your big boots on then

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

*buys shares in water taxi company*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

*invents water taxi company*

*sells shares to ~~suckers~~ Dixon*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

*unprofits*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

*rubs hands together*

*laughs manically*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

I command you to

Draw an Attractive Camel.

Go on give it a go...

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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

with tits.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

and an enlarged pudenda

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

a puppy

being fisted
'ning

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

a royal marine green beret commando

working on his garden.
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

my grampa was a royal marine green beret commando
during the second world war and he loved gardening.
he died last week

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

Ah bless him

You going to be taking care that the garden doesn't get overrun now, aren't ya? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

he doesn't have a garden now

he stopped doing it a few years ago cos it was too difficult.
he was 83

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

'ning bawls!!

i was out when you rubbed...
would you mind?...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

Only one thing for it...

FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

Banjo duel?

By strange co-incidence, I went to see Hayseed Dixie on Saturday night. They do the old duelling banjos thing, too.

I bet Chirozo & Dave's was better, simply for the aesthetics.

Did the weekday regulars see this, btw?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

on a similar note

www.b3ta.com/board/7430126

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

a veil over this whole sorry affair

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

I'm pretty jealous of that :)

...*cough*andMonkeyIslandRules*cough*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

JESSIE!

*curls round neck*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

Y'alright Aphex, little fella?

*strokes*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

*purrs*

i'm good, our servers are down due to the flooding
so i have no work to do!

YAY \o/

how's yourself m'lovely?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

I'm pretty darn good actually!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

CW's looks more like a guitar.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

And it was.

But I had to describe it as a 'Banjo Duel' or else I'd have had no excuse to post a Monkey Island clip.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

Wassup socialite?

We're settled into our FINE FINE new place now, you can send the ~~kids~~ pictures on now if you like?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Oops!

Still not sent those, have I?
Sorry. Keep forgetting :(

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

herrings

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

Happy Mondays

Clicky 4 big and less blurry [Now more web friendly]

Ning B3ta

Wait for it....

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

I love the "daylight" effect

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

Ris?

Sorry

[edit] I was up far too late & my brain is mushed

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

haha tres bien

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Drunken Vet, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

Merci

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

this is aces

i dont why you haven't had more replies

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King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Thankyou

I think I picked the wrong time to post

Or maybe because I is Blick hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

Feck me!

*Clicks ti feck

(Samuel Hell Jackson The one with Bad Motherfucker written on it, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

Clicks straight outta Hull

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

gLuG gLUg

(Samuel Hell Jackson The one with Bad Motherfucker written on it, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

haha - that is great!

*clicks*

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Cheers

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

Yay, woo

and wibble.

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cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

O_o Wibble

Never seen a wibble before
Cheers

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

Ace :)

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FoldsFive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Excellent!!!

I thought similar would've bin dun

Woo ... how long did yours take?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

this is excellent

and fully deserving of a click

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

Thankyou

Kindly!

If it was'nt for bloody photobucket mashing my pixels it would've looked alot better.

I will try and edit tonight

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)

Motion picture books!

Aren't real yet!
[smaller]*yet still clicks*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)

Aceness.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)

easy one

(GiacomoLeopardi, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

And god bless her

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

there was an old lady who swallowed simms taback?

there was an old lady who swallowed caldecott honor hook?

eh?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

Haha

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DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

Police have allegedly been deploying Bowsers around Gloucester

Quite what they hope to achieve is anyone's guess.

www.bbc.co.uk/gloucestershire/content/articles/2007/07/23/flood_bowser_locations_feature.shtml

I work in Gloucester - no work today! Woo!

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Rincewind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

I luff Bowser

*click*

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

Pffft!

+ this 'un?

Morning morning

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

dammit!

i meant to put that in too!

damn my feeble memory

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

I was having a crappy morning

but now I'm laughing like a loon, muchos thankos : )

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

you're very welcome

*bows*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

pffft

"Collector's Edition"

ning b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

unfortunately

i didn't add that, it was already on it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

Have a cigar, you're gonna go far

previous Flat Eric: www.b3ta.com/board/7430689

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OneOfSome, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)

You're gonna fly high.,.,

You're never gonna die,
You're gonna make it if you try,
They're gonna love you.

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)

Everybody else

is just green,

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

Have you seen the chart?

It's a hell of a start, it could be made into a monster,
If we all pull together as a team

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it riding the gravy train

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

Well I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most sincerely

The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think, oh by the way, which one's pink?
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it riding the gravy train

We're just knocked out, we heard about the sellout, you've got to get an album out, you owe it to the people, we're so happy we can hardly count.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

It's all very well for you, standing there, smoking that potato...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

*head bangs*

woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

I thought his name was Eric?

or am I thinking about the ITV Digital Monkey, or perhaps Gordon the Gopher?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

it is eric

Mr Oizo did the music

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)

i didn't know that, ta.

i just stumbled across the vid. i shall be eric when i grow up

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OneOfSome, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)

originally "Stephane"

He was in a French advert or something before the Levis advert and Flat Beat song.

I had a copy of it somewhere........

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

how does this realte to curly wurlys?

10 points

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

woo & yay....

for Mr Oizo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)

my girlfriends phone makes an horrendous fuss when it has a low battery

'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

your girlfriend has a Male phone?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

^this

also 'ning

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

you know the old myth

about how men make a lot of fuss when they're ill?

it's that kind of thing.
her phone makes a lot of noise when it has a low battery
and i said it must be a male phone

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

Mrs GS's phone

has a different jingle for every single fucking action

It's really annoying

ello ello ello

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

obviously.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

yay, I was right!

except the myth is a nonsense.
Men also never go to the doctor and are martyrs to the cause.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

pah!

I'm off to the docs tomorrow and I can't even remember what I booked the appt for

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)

it is a nonsense

all men are awesome

*high five*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)

*low five*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)

that's not five!

*low one*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

aaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.............

relax.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

*relaxes*

pbthththth

pardon me

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

*sniffs*

Hmm. Male, 1976. Possibly corked.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

*applauds*

you sir are a genius.

you're like the derren brown of fart smelling

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

I want sausage rolls

And hash browns.

In a sandwich. With mayonnaise.

(This is not to be misinterpreted as short fat cocks, drug cakes, threesomes and cum)

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

Thanks for that.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

Well I have sausage rolls and Hash Browns in the oven right now

But as I was typing it, I realised what I was actually saying.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

Do you usually interrupt conversations with a list of what you want to eat?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

With a slight hint of nuts, wafting formidibly toward my nostrils

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

sorry about that

*holds nuts*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

That's alright

I swore I could smell a tiny smidgen of elderberries...

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

hahaha!!!

'ning Johnny!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

'ning Benjy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)

'ning all

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)

I did wonder

woo

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)

Ha ha!

I like this for two reasons:
1) Sticky wee.
2) It moves a delboyonline post further towards being wiped off the face of the planet.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

*raises glass*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

Hehehe

great!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

how did he cut himself out

without slicing off his feet?
also, how does darth vader eat a curly wurly?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

wee has a lower melting point than human flesh.

I guess.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

jedi craftsmanship

and Vader just pops it through the slots vertically

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

You berk!

He doesn't eat curly wurlies, he eats freddies!

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

I didn't know that Star Trek had so many mysteries.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

I knew that was you before I scrolled down

very woo!

Any News of Thor? I hear Gloucestershire is in need of an Ark

3

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

he's going to miss your naked fun time

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

haha!!

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

hurrah, and ning :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)

OOCHADDA BADDA WAMPACOCK

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)

Teehee

Where can I find the other 23 please?

(duck Quack !, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

Aaahhhh!

Now able to sleep at night. Lovely!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)

Telekinesis ?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)

lightinng dandruff

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)

Yes, please!

Omnipotent would be fine too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)

I AM ALWAYS POTENT. HOOWAH!

also, goodnight.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)

cya mein hare.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)

Omnipotent? You need this:

Oh no wait...

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

haha!

stupid computer finally let me on!!
'NING B3TA!!!
how do we find thee on this crappy day?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:50, archived)

Good ning.

Well, I'm waiting for my osteopath appointment at 10:30 so she can sign me off work for another 2 weeks with my patented Knack Back™

Also: I need a poo. How's you?

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)

not too bad! got my new front room decorated and carpets ordered

and i need to poop too.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)

whats going on?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

hehe hello Ives

I just got here :D

*rubs*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)

Those who believe in telekinesis

please raise my hand

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

"I see you've got plenty of fiber in your diet, young man!" exclaimed Dumbledore

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:42, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:44, archived)

Ha Ha Ha - I'm Gran-Dadding Myself !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)

hyuk hyuk a hyuk!

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McBadger COW, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)

ugh

/belms
/cors
/belms
/cors
/belms
/cors
/belms
/cors
/belms
/cors

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)

Cut, paste, crop.

'ning!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)

Edit

(Mr Donny quality not required, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)

Meeeee tooo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)

i would like to discuss this fibre, sir.

please call.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:46, archived)

Heh.

www.marriedtothesea.com/031106/bear-dance.jpg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:54, archived)

bloody...

...Dr Gillian McKeith ~~PhD~~.

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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)

She's not really a doctor.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)

oops...

...forgot that b3ta filters <strike> but not <s>. My post is now correct.

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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)

ahhhhhh!

Excellent.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)

Harry Potter - Tesco Value Range !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:32, archived)

SOS repackaged and flogged like a Cheapside trannie.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)

Saw that on News Knight last night then, did yer?

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)

I did

I wasn't sure if it originated form here

the idea certainly did

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

But that's The Order of the Phoenix!

You can tell by the colours, and the fact that it's paperback.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)

psssssssssst *psychedelic*

/morning Bonnie

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)

OH GOD NOT AGAIN!

/Ning can't be bothered to type out your name so I'll just type this...even longer...sentence instead...

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

well done copying jokes off telly!

Ive got a geeat idea for a pic im gonna post later with a guy whos gay and welsh and is the only one in his village...

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

due to the disturbing lack of fluff on the board...

i give you Lord Fluffykins.

though as he's just gotten done feasting on the kidneys of the weak...i'm not sure this still counts as fluff.

*stumbles off to bed*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:10, archived)

I agree!

WOO.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:13, archived)

And Fluffeh you shall have

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:20, archived)

No! he will rot his little teefs!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:23, archived)

Sure! Right this way!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:24, archived)

YAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:18, archived)

Hello, and g'night to you :)

I do loves your rabbit :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:23, archived)

#Briiight Eyeeeees!#

#Buuurrrning like fire#

(richey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

he has red eyes, that's not good.

please call.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:31, archived)

Hahahahaha.

[MadTV Lowered Expectations stockclip]

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:35, archived)

i am tempted to call her.

if i didn't have female friends who have repeatedly told me in the past how creeped out they get by weird men phoning them, i would. still, what sort of nitwit gives the entire world her telephone number online? unless it's a prank on someone she dislikes....

_{poor sharon shermer. i'm sorry, sharon.}

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)

Even though I have friends who enjoy those books, I always have to link to this.

emeraldbile.blogspot.com/2005/05/grow-up-you-stupid-bitches.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:46, archived)

hmmm.

hmmm.

ugh, coming up on 3:00 am. to bed.

'night.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)

Teh Fluff

Plus a LARGE and extremely bad pun, which has probably been done before. (PS. Wanted that famous shot of Roy Batty {Rutger Hauer [in the film Blade Runner]} sticking a nail through his hand but couldn't find the right angle.

BATTY

(Mr Donny quality not required, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)

THAT'S BATTY, ALRIGHT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)

Celebrity Swears

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:07, archived)

I'm sure they are.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:09, archived)

Celebrity Swears

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:13, archived)

That's more a reflection of my reaction to you.

www.b3ta.com/board/7419605

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:16, archived)

SWEARIES!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)

Ha Ha Ha !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)

It IS big and clever

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)

Hot or not?

25 minutes at Gas Mark 6

Click for bigger (300KB)

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:33, archived)

I always liked

Advil LaVagina

But yours is good too.

Decent vectorage.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)

Just a cheesey as before.

Pfffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)

she used to live around the corner from me until last fall.

her house was ugly.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)

UGLY LIKE HER MUSIC? OR UGLY LIKE HER FACE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:42, archived)

ugly like a great big wall of ugliness with a big door in it and not enough windows!

and no back yard, either. lame.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:46, archived)

JUST LIKE HER MUSIC.

BY WHICH I MEAN HER RECORD COMPANY'S MUSIC

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:48, archived)

i've been to here hometown, too.

napanee. it's pretty there. with her gone.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:49, archived)

and you didn't thow rocks at her house?

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d d, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:55, archived)

hell no. if i'm going to get arrested, it'll be for something good, not her.

off to have my bath, i may be back.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:00, archived)

TRY NOT TO GET ARRESTED.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:10, archived)

being arrested in the bath would be awful.

i managed to avoid that sad fate. and now i smell like vinegar.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:32, archived)

I arrest you for smelling like vinegar.

You should have bathed in water.

*handcuffs*

*takes away*

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:40, archived)

i bathed in cool water and baking soda.

i applied the vinegar after i toweled dry.

i have poison ivy rash, the treatments work, but so slowly....

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:44, archived)

You're only making it worse for yourself.

*bundles into waiting van*

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)

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