this gets my vote
I hate reading this book to my little un (well not THIS actual book)
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:13,
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i wish i could read
i hate jizzing on the back of my dog's head.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:15,
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spoof on the dog, spoof on the dog
mmiss the log 'n spoof on the dog!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:09,
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Did you then take the effort back out of it?
I have no idea what that picture is of.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:45,
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Hawkwind*
They only called themselves Hawk Lords at one point because of legal reasons
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:48,
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We're standing on the edge
The edge of time
And it is dark, so dark on the edge of time
And we're tired of making love
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:48,
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And it is dark, so dark on the edge of time
And we're tired of making love
That "song" makes me sad
because boredom is not good
I love Assault and Battery, and Magnu, and Kings of Speed
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50,
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I love Assault and Battery, and Magnu, and Kings of Speed
It makes me giggle
WE ARE THE LOST!!!!
WE ARE THE UNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYING!!!!!
silly arses
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:53,
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WE ARE THE UNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYING!!!!!
silly arses
I know what you mean.
After 27 years of it I'm sometimes like " Oh please, won't this ever stop?"
Bonnie Langford up there will be saying the same if he ever pops his cherry. Mind you if I was being fucked up the arse I'd tend to think that too.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:00,
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Bonnie Langford up there will be saying the same if he ever pops his cherry. Mind you if I was being fucked up the arse I'd tend to think that too.
Some famous bloke said of finally losing his libido
in old age that it was like being unchained from a madman.
I can dig it.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:26,
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I can dig it.
Surely Animal sex should only be about 20 points
There seems to be a 'documentary' on it every weekend.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31,
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This Evening on E4
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:56,
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Whilst over on ABC1
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:07,
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don't you mean
8 Simple Rules
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Back at 6am.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03,
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8 Simple Rules
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Back at 6am.
I really don't like this picture.
Plenty of people's houses and buisnesses have been ruiened by these floods, and you're taking the mick.
Please take this picture down.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:28,
archived)
Please take this picture down.
Can we not leave it for long enough to blame it all on the Jews?
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29,
archived)
You were probably in your secret vault controlling the media and lending money to poor old women.
You would have used the strong arm of the black man to do the actual legwork.
/mixed limb metaphors
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33,
archived)
/mixed limb metaphors
Hooray Gonzo is back!
Please limit your annoyingness to /talk,
there's a good chap.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29,
archived)
there's a good chap.
yes.
i think anything that may cause offence to anyone should not be posted anywhere on the internet.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33,
archived)
It's funny
'cos I live at the top of a hill. In 50 years you'll all be drowndeded and my village will be a seaside town.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33,
archived)
hA HA! YOU'LL STILL BE LIVING IN THE SAME VILLAGE WHEN YOU'RE A VERY VERY OLD VIRGIN!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:53,
archived)
That's what b3ta is about
Sensitivity in times of need.
BALLS.
B3ta serves a need and tactful humour isn't in the charter.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:34,
archived)
BALLS.
B3ta serves a need and tactful humour isn't in the charter.
I just pissed my pants.
" You WHAT? You live on a flood plain? The clue is in the name dickhead"
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:36,
archived)
Well done.
You win today's 'weakest grasp of 90Nz0' award.
It's most prestigious, but the prize is a crappy plastic trophy.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:39,
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It's most prestigious, but the prize is a crappy plastic trophy.
I'm all of the jealous now!
I wanted the crappy plastic trophy, dammit!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:41,
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Hey.
I know all about Gonzo, I've been around here 4 years.
I just wanted to take the opportunity to publicly declare that I don't give a fuck about people who live below sea level getting drowned. Apart from they will put my insurance premiums up again.
You can have my award for " strongest patronisation of a user by assuming that anyone not on /talk 20 hours a day has no clue what is fucking going on "
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:45,
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I just wanted to take the opportunity to publicly declare that I don't give a fuck about people who live below sea level getting drowned. Apart from they will put my insurance premiums up again.
You can have my award for " strongest patronisation of a user by assuming that anyone not on /talk 20 hours a day has no clue what is fucking going on "
Steady on, sunshine.
Are you sure you've got room on your mantlepiece for the Girly Flounce award as well? It's got a marble base with felt to stop it scratching.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:48,
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Haha. I love the internet.
people say the oddest things. I prefer conversation in pubs. It quickly becomes less arrogant.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50,
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I find it becomes either
1) "I love you man, Your my best mate you aarrrrrr AAG GOTTA PISS!"
or
2) "You fucking skinny runt I'll fucking kick the fucking cunt out of you"
ah... fun times :D
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15,
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or
2) "You fucking skinny runt I'll fucking kick the fucking cunt out of you"
ah... fun times :D
SPeaking as a boat.
I fully approve of this picture, but wish it had more GMoS.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:40,
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it's all a big sham
i live in gloucester and i haven't been flooded.
i don't have any running water, but i still have power.
media lise i tell you, media lies.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:51,
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i don't have any running water, but i still have power.
media lise i tell you, media lies.
meh
too much drinking and whoring, not enough happily ever after
as usual
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:02,
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as usual
There is a peculiar sense of sexual threat in that last frame.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:36,
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Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
*claps and gleees*
Woo! and Woo! to the duel pic earlier.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:38,
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Woo! and Woo! to the duel pic earlier.
That is unquestionably the
best one you've ever done. imho.
Woo.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:52,
archived)
Woo.
what noise did it make?
a kind of pfff-fffff-fffff-ffff-fffff-BANG?
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:27,
archived)
I saw the title and was expecting Brian Blessed...
DIIIIIIVE!!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:25,
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Nowhere near enough GMoS.
/edit ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15,
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you broke the internets
with lack of GMoS. I'm not playing anymore.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:55,
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He's more than that.
He's the sexual revolution we've all been waiting for.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:21,
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It's that freaky bent-neck thing.
It's unnatural and ungodly. Swans and geese for the win.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30,
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"It's only people like me that hate heron flight. If you don't like heron flight, give me a call. We're like-minded people"
-Fred Phelps
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:40,
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You improved fergie no end
but you let yourself down with filter usage. Refuge of the talentless ;)
Woo.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13,
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Woo.
Don't be silly fuck face.
If you knew me at all you'd know I last had spots in the 70's.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:27,
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70 to 79 spots at a time?
This is the internet spotty average.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31,
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Which in turn reminds me of a picture I did and am going to show again, reglardless of how obscure the link.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15,
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yeh
I didn't give much reglard to the obscureness of the link myslef.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:16,
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Ooo. Clever. You've hidden the joke with a clever application of filters!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:09,
archived)
Oh don't.
I was trying to make a background for my new myspace (that's a perfectly good reason to kill me)
It came out as this, and I thought some b3tans would appreciate it because it looks cool.
Jesus.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:12,
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It came out as this, and I thought some b3tans would appreciate it because it looks cool.
Jesus.
Sorry. I applied the 'snide' filter to my comment.
Please feel free to ignore it.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:14,
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That bit in the middle is nicked off of one of my plates
Crockery references are the fucking future.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:16,
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And this just feeeels liiike...
...spinniiiing plaaaates.
/Radiohead album track blog
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:43,
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/Radiohead album track blog
Harry Potter - The Epilogue
Young actor with supposedly magical abilities leaves friends - moves to Los Angeles
Blog & Archive
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:57,
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Blog & Archive
haha, so instead of him saying "How you doin?"...
He'll say "Pif paff poof" :D
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15,
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you are steel!!!
i can't stand to read about it in the 'whats on' section...
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:03,
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On I don't do that.
I watched City of Lost Children, yesterday. And Two Pints.
I love Two Pints.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:03,
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I love Two Pints.
And it's always the same few episodes repeated.
Finally got to watch the haunted-pub one all the way through though. That's a good one.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:11,
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i did actually like it
i watch it if its on, but its nothing special.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:11,
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For the Readers of PVP:
Big fucking picture.
Safe for work.
www.planetmidian.com/b3ta/stefanspvp001.jpg
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52,
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Safe for work.
www.planetmidian.com/b3ta/stefanspvp001.jpg
A girl band I could really get into (excuse the seams, was a quick 5 min mashup)
( , Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
( , Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
Eww, Yuk,
and other noises to that effect, GA are a bunch of talentless, ugly as sin, slaggy munters.
Well done with the 'shop anyway, but still EWWWWWWWW
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:23,
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Well done with the 'shop anyway, but still EWWWWWWWW
This. Hard.
I didn't think they could be made worse, but the duplication of the ginger one has made it happen.
Feral harridans.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:27,
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Feral harridans.
fucking blasphemer!
Sarah Harding could fuck me sideways with a stretch armstrong any day of the week.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28,
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Damn right.
It's that 'Pussycat Dolls' lot that are the real munters. Ever seen them when they do an interview with close-ups?
P.S. Is it just me, or do the lyrics of 'Sound of the Underground' allude quite blatantly to bum-love?
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40,
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P.S. Is it just me, or do the lyrics of 'Sound of the Underground' allude quite blatantly to bum-love?
That's bollocks, I'm afraid.
You would do them all, and you know it
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34,
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I had no idea who you were
until I looked at your profile
GAZ me
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38,
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GAZ me
Aaah, but
the important thing is...in what order.
You start (only 'cos I don't know their names).
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:37,
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You start (only 'cos I don't know their names).
I just clicked on the blog in your profile.
You sir, are well-named. >:-[
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:43,
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b3ta
has made me paranoid about every link I see now. I always check first but still get caught out sometimes.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:46,
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Someone told me the ginger one was engaged.
I assume he meant she was still in the toilet crying.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:24,
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i used to thimnk the ginger one was best (i'm bias)
then i realised what a miserable cow she is!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28,
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There's probably a way of reading that without it containing revolting amounts of misogyny.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:33,
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there is?
*reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
hmmm...
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35,
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*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
hmmm...
wait there
I'm just going to ring Mykeyboy on my internet phone and get him to come down and give us a 2nd opinion
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41,
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There's something about the ginger one that makes her strangely attractive.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28,
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Absolutely.
and I'm not just saying this because of the possibility that the missus is at work reading this page, oh no sirree.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:59,
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The fact that she's the only attractive one in a bunch of pan-faced mingers?
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:30,
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I would have sex with any of them
but then again, I crave attention.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41,
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Her man-face?
I see you've got a cock icon as well. Are you trying to tell us something?!
Just kidding.
*gooses*
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:31,
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Just kidding.
*gooses*
Embrace it.
All heterosexual men with a modicum of sexual maturity can see that she's the only attractive one in the group.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:39,
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she's the only one that's ever caught my eye
the rest are dirty horror monsters
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41,
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I think that makes it three from three of opinions that matter.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41,
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how long have you had these feelings of not allowedness?
have you tried hypnotherapy?
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:44,
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bunch of whores if you ask em
they're music is shit so they use their bodys as a selling point
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38,
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Oh dear, I think you've just pulled the fabric of pop music apart and have caused multi-national conglomerates to fall to their knees.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40,
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No no.
They sell pop music to children.
They sell sex to the dads.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45,
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They sell sex to the dads.
It's better than the other way around.
Maybe they're trying to undo the underage sex industry by turning the tables?
Philistine.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:46,
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Philistine.
oh god
I work in a school - I hope that text didn't get picked up by anyone
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:49,
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WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, SON.
The link to your boyband site doesn't work properly.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:43,
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no - we shut it down
one band member got arrested so we're training up somone else. We're all about having fun though, getting everyone up and singing in a beachboys/monkies kinda way. Not stripping off
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45,
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Ok, I withhold my "welcome to the real world" for a later date.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:48,
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the real world is crap
come live in myne :D I try only to associate with b3taesque people
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:50,
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Sorry, they're just cunts with an autotune
and the ginger one isn't particularly fit, just average. Plus if I'm going to sleep with a woman she's got to be able to at least spell woman first.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56,
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cyber-soldier thingy.
Click for mucho detail (240KB)
Just did it for fun...
Previously, -PICTURE2-
and before that, for those who missed it -PICTURE1-
.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:58,
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Click for mucho detail (240KB)
Just did it for fun...
Previously, -PICTURE2-
and before that, for those who missed it -PICTURE1-
.
*emails*
*instantly realises it could be taken offensively*
*nervouses*
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:09,
archived)
*nervouses*
oh christ! how dare you ask me a question like that!!!!!
don't panic!
=)
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:23,
archived)
=)
It was the lubed up monkey fist that intrigued me
I got where the banana went, just not why it needed to be that ripe
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:25,
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Ooh, that's bloody ace
and the other one is cocking brilliant as well!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:03,
archived)
Nothing offends me more than daytime TV...
Now where's that train timetable? I'll never get to Hull at this rate..
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43,
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Now where's that train timetable? I'll never get to Hull at this rate..
Christ
Hahaha
'Ning everybody. I hope you're all having a smashing day.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:49,
archived)
'Ning everybody. I hope you're all having a smashing day.
Ha ha!
I expected something worse than that.
Funny and practical. Fanks!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28,
archived)
Funny and practical. Fanks!
where the fuck
did you get the naked (is it Phillipa Martinez) source pic?
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:32,
archived)
I dunno why, but I get better results from Paint than Tattyshop
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40,
archived)
Tremendous!
Two centaur based posts already this morning. I couldn't have hoped for a better start to the day!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:46,
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I would but you'd all eat me
/Centaur with Emma Watson's head, wearing the bra and standing on Michael Brandow's head, with a speechbubble saying 'Ron! Come over here and regress your y on my x'
That's prefectly graphic enough.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:49,
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That's prefectly graphic enough.
*blinks*
just because you're about to show us yer Mr. T bling again, no need to act like a cnut! C];0p
EDIT: you . . . you . . . EDITOR!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43,
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EDIT: you . . . you . . . EDITOR!
It's what you're used to I guess
and you are the master at Paint :)
oh, and 'NING YOU!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:48,
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oh, and 'NING YOU!
I saw :(
I'm sorry mister, you're not having much luck with your health recently
Did you at least have a nice night with your mini-bash?
I saw that you had a banjo-off!
Edit: Though CW's instrument looked distinctly like a guitar
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:53,
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Did you at least have a nice night with your mini-bash?
I saw that you had a banjo-off!
Edit: Though CW's instrument looked distinctly like a guitar
*raises eyebrow*
was there a photo?
It was ver' Braw! indeed!
EDIT: Mighta guessed! He don't need no camera! Hahahahahaha! Ace!
EDITEDIT: CW's instrument was a guitar, like the original duel in Deliverance
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:57,
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It was ver' Braw! indeed!
EDIT: Mighta guessed! He don't need no camera! Hahahahahaha! Ace!
EDITEDIT: CW's instrument was a guitar, like the original duel in Deliverance
No, but one of your guests just happened to be a rather talented artist
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:59,
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no, no, I infected you with my pukey bug
not my cough . . . do keep up! I'm a busy hypochondriac!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:03,
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Hahah
I really don't say 'ning to you enough
y'all be nice to my son now!
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:08,
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y'all be nice to my son now!
oooh hello!
feel free to 'ning me all you like and I shall reciprocate.
I assure you I have nothing but the most honourable intentions as regards your son ;)
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:09,
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I assure you I have nothing but the most honourable intentions as regards your son ;)
Really?
Oh.
I was sort of hoping he'd get a bit of the dirty stuff...I meant be nice to him! ;)
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:11,
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I was sort of hoping he'd get a bit of the dirty stuff...I meant be nice to him! ;)
No
I was lying.
That's just the sort of stuff I expect you are supposed to say to people's parents ;)
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:12,
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That's just the sort of stuff I expect you are supposed to say to people's parents ;)
ALL ABOARD!
the night train
diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did....
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40,
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diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did....
STOP TORTURING ME WITH FANTASIES! ARRRRGH!
Sigh...only four months left.
Wait--the new one doesn't get sworn into office until January...
How much damage could he do in 6 months?
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:42,
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Wait--the new one doesn't get sworn into office until January...
How much damage could he do in 6 months?
S'alright old mother WhiteSquirrel
I'm not going to mug you.
EDIT- *points below* however, he might.
( ,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:28,
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EDIT- *points below* however, he might.
'not going to mug you'?
i thought you was a pirate captain!!!
have you underlings found out you are now queen bee?
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30,
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have you underlings found out you are now queen bee?
Aye
Although I won't be the boss of them. I'll be the boss of others.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30,
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YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!
sorry captain...
*reports to trelly for whipping.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:32,
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*reports to trelly for whipping.
I have some helpful ideas on how to approach these new people.
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that's right
keep her in the false sense of security while i sneak behind her and grab that stylish headgear
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30,
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Poor Mrs WhiteSquirrel.
Just out buying her copy of Puzzler...
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:31,
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Too much, and most of it just in my head.
Men woes :(
I saw my one and only true beloved yesterday, for the first time in months, whilst too drunk and stoned to speak coherently, in the company of my current main squeeze and sundry others, and it made me feel all ....... confuzzled and sad :/
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51,
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I saw my one and only true beloved yesterday, for the first time in months, whilst too drunk and stoned to speak coherently, in the company of my current main squeeze and sundry others, and it made me feel all ....... confuzzled and sad :/
Hello second-favourite nephew!
*gives three stuck-together humbugs and a pat on the head*
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:37,
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maybe i shouldn't have spent 6 hours playing Viva Pinata yesterday
as now i'm wondering what i need to do to make her stay in my garden
:D
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33,
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:D
Engage her in conversation about how young squirrels today have no respect for their elders
and how there weren't so many of these foreign greys about in here day.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:36,
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i was thinking more along the lines of
feeding her two squirms
and planting an apple tree
:D
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:38,
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and planting an apple tree
:D
ha ha!!
now there's an idea
i thought hitting the eggs with the spade made them hatch quicker
it took me a long time to get the two sparrowtails to breed to then discover
that hitting their egg with a spade sort of erm...
killed it :(
/amateur breeders blog
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43,
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i thought hitting the eggs with the spade made them hatch quicker
it took me a long time to get the two sparrowtails to breed to then discover
that hitting their egg with a spade sort of erm...
killed it :(
/amateur breeders blog
If you hit the snake egg with a spade at the right time
you get a double headed snake!
I'm embarrassed to know this
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51,
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I'm embarrassed to know this
Plot spoiler for new book: Harry kills Voldemort
Then digs up dumbledores body for some "necro" joy
probably
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35,
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probably
He's a turntable slave
So an instant win!
I'm waiting for the post of the Tino cover (the pance are soo toit)
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:22,
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I'm waiting for the post of the Tino cover (the pance are soo toit)
Here it is
Devastatin' Dave - Zip Zap Rap:
homepage.ntlworld.com/steve.bell43/zipzap.mp3
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:28,
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homepage.ntlworld.com/steve.bell43/zipzap.mp3
What about "no to 80s hip-hop shit"?
*bum, tish, bum-babum, tish*
my name is dave and im here to say
welcome to B3ta and your all gay
wickywicky wah!
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:31,
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my name is dave and im here to say
welcome to B3ta and your all gay
wickywicky wah!
dont deny
this tune, you'd buy
or i'll let fly
this custard pie
(the rhythm has finnaly got me. Please help)
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:37,
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or i'll let fly
this custard pie
(the rhythm has finnaly got me. Please help)
That's the chicken!
Fact: This became a solid foundation for most hip-hop these days.
Eminem cites as one of his influences.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:32,
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Eminem cites as one of his influences.
Your dad still hasn't posted your present yet then?
I'm sat looking at it now, you need to beg a bit harder to remind him (or else send me your address I guess?)
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:26,
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oh yeah!!
me nuts!
it's a good job he hasn't posted 'em!
i moved.
i'll email you my new address later mum.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:31,
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it's a good job he hasn't posted 'em!
i moved.
i'll email you my new address later mum.
i live in middle europe
and godfuck i would like to choose to live in a raincountry just for fucking week
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:27,
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I live in a droughtcountry, but recently parts of it have been floodcountry.
THIS IS A PLANET.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:29,
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when it's raining it's raining,
tears from my eyes!
oh tell me can't you see?
that my baby has left me!
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30,
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oh tell me can't you see?
that my baby has left me!
*bums*
HE TOUCHED ME INDECENTLY!
INTERNET POLICE! HELP ME! RAPE!
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:19,
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INTERNET POLICE! HELP ME! RAPE!
yeah bitch
you love it just like that sauron loved it!
SPAAAARTAAAA!
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:26,
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SPAAAARTAAAA!
have shopped of course
it is not a prerequisite for lorries to go shopping.
Equal rights and all that.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13,
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Equal rights and all that.
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