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[challenge entry] special delivery...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# this gets my vote
I hate reading this book to my little un (well not THIS actual book)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# i wish i could read
i hate jizzing on the back of my dog's head.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# blimey
that man has retractable jizz!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# ummm...
prostate trouble?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# spoof on the dog, spoof on the dog
mmiss the log 'n spoof on the dog!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Ok I put effort into this one, I promise

I done maded a phallus! Hyuk-hyuk-hyuk!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Thats rather cool!
blur tool?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# And then I sharpened it
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# At least make it magenta!
/lack of effort blog
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I was using what was in the picture!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I'm just taking the piss
No worries, mate! Nice one!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Did you then take the effort back out of it?
I have no idea what that picture is of.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# It's an album cover
Warrior at the edge of time:
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hehehehe.
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# nicely.....
but still needs more PYGMY PONY!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# but that would need some kind of de-effortizing machine
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hawk lord cover..
for a CD.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Hawkwind*
They only called themselves Hawk Lords at one point because of legal reasons
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Meh.
Im getting confused!!!11
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# We're standing on the edge
The edge of time
And it is dark, so dark on the edge of time
And we're tired of making love
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# That "song" makes me sad
because boredom is not good

I love Assault and Battery, and Magnu, and Kings of Speed
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# It makes me giggle
WE ARE THE LOST!!!!
WE ARE THE UNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYING!!!!!

silly arses
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# But they are BORED OF SEX
How depressing would that be!?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# To be honest I think it would be a bit of a relief
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I know what you mean.
After 27 years of it I'm sometimes like " Oh please, won't this ever stop?"

Bonnie Langford up there will be saying the same if he ever pops his cherry. Mind you if I was being fucked up the arse I'd tend to think that too.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Some famous bloke said of finally losing his libido
in old age that it was like being unchained from a madman.

I can dig it.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Sexier at speed.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# GMoS has just saved my sanity
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ZOMGGMOS!!1!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# UNIRONIC LOL
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I SEE A SEA MONSTER
Yarr.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# You noticed him!
You get to name him now.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Overlord Fred.
Because i can.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Overlord Fred?
How about just Overlord?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Yeh ok
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't forget to send your completed book to Big Chief I-Spy
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Wonderfull!
*clicks!*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Surely Animal sex should only be about 20 points
There seems to be a 'documentary' on it every weekend.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Haha.
Although ... only 42 points for a 90Nz0?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# but 2000 points for his parents...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# The undisputed, heavyweight champion of the
multi-gag
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# This Evening on E4
Friends
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(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Whilst over on ABC1
Scrubs
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(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# don't you mean
8 Simple Rules
8 Simple Rules
Scrubs
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8 Simple Rules
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8 Simple Rules
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8 Simple Rules
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8 Simple Rules
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8 Simple Rules
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8 Simple Rules
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Back at 6am.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Don't you mean "big brother"
Friends is on when BB isn't.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Yes!
Always!
Brilliant!
I hate you!
Click!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I really don't like this picture.
Plenty of people's houses and buisnesses have been ruiened by these floods, and you're taking the mick.

Please take this picture down.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Can we not leave it for long enough to blame it all on the Jews?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I WAS NOWHERE NEAR ANY TAPS
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# You were probably in your secret vault controlling the media and lending money to poor old women.
You would have used the strong arm of the black man to do the actual legwork.

/mixed limb metaphors
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Arse, rumbled.
To the baddielmobile!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Hooray Gonzo is back!
Please limit your annoyingness to /talk,

there's a good chap.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# i think he makes a ver valid point
STOP OPPRESSING HIM!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# yes.
i think anything that may cause offence to anyone should not be posted anywhere on the internet.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# It's funny
'cos I live at the top of a hill. In 50 years you'll all be drowndeded and my village will be a seaside town.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hA HA! YOU'LL STILL BE LIVING IN THE SAME VILLAGE WHEN YOU'RE A VERY VERY OLD VIRGIN!


(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I look forward to the day
So I can scuba to work
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# That's what b3ta is about
Sensitivity in times of need.

BALLS.

B3ta serves a need and tactful humour isn't in the charter.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I just pissed my pants.
" You WHAT? You live on a flood plain? The clue is in the name dickhead"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Well done.
You win today's 'weakest grasp of 90Nz0' award.

It's most prestigious, but the prize is a crappy plastic trophy.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I'm all of the jealous now!
I wanted the crappy plastic trophy, dammit!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Hey.
I know all about Gonzo, I've been around here 4 years.
I just wanted to take the opportunity to publicly declare that I don't give a fuck about people who live below sea level getting drowned. Apart from they will put my insurance premiums up again.

You can have my award for " strongest patronisation of a user by assuming that anyone not on /talk 20 hours a day has no clue what is fucking going on "
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Steady on, sunshine.
Are you sure you've got room on your mantlepiece for the Girly Flounce award as well? It's got a marble base with felt to stop it scratching.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Haha. I love the internet.
people say the oddest things. I prefer conversation in pubs. It quickly becomes less arrogant.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I find it becomes either
1) "I love you man, Your my best mate you aarrrrrr AAG GOTTA PISS!"

or

2) "You fucking skinny runt I'll fucking kick the fucking cunt out of you"

ah... fun times :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# It's true
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# SPeaking as a boat.
I fully approve of this picture, but wish it had more GMoS.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# it's all a big sham
i live in gloucester and i haven't been flooded.

i don't have any running water, but i still have power.

media lise i tell you, media lies.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
#

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# hehehe
brill! :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Scary!
Hee hee hee!!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# 'lo, miss!
How was your weekend?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Hi Heff
complicated, drunken and messy

I am broken.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Broken?
* attempts to fix.
(What's up?)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# meh
too much drinking and whoring, not enough happily ever after

as usual
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# brilliant!
love the expressions!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Bahahahaha
Love the crappy sketch at the end!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *pffft*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# re: final panel in todays strip
BEST SEQUENTIAL ART EVAR!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha!
acers!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Haha! Brilliant!
... but also teh fear!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# There is a peculiar sense of sexual threat in that last frame.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
*claps and gleees*

Woo! and Woo! to the duel pic earlier.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# You broke the the 4th wall!
Ummmm! I'm telling!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Ummmmmm!
You said "Ummmm!"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# That is unquestionably the
best one you've ever done. imho.

Woo.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# this is fabulous!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Ace!
Hahahahahahaha, you *know* I love this one!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
That is really ace
(, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Itlooks a bit GMoSsy.
I like.

Woo Yay Hezbollah
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I have heard that this is dangerous. I HEARD it.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# what noise did it make?
a kind of pfff-fffff-fffff-ffff-fffff-BANG?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I saw the title and was expecting Brian Blessed...
DIIIIIIVE!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# .


EDIT:What is GMos?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Needs glasses.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Nowhere near enough GMoS.
/edit ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# The board is arousing today
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# *something about GMoS*
woo pic.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Everything should be about GMoS.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Agreed.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
ok JMG, you win.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# *High Five Party*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *panders*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Masterful.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *Double High FIve*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# *high ten*
*with reverse underarm low fives*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# haha
have a beer.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
#
Spellcasting: S-T-E-L-L-A
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# you broke the internets
with lack of GMoS. I'm not playing anymore.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# AAAAARGH.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# AAAAARGH, but YES!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
I coughed crisps!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# GMos is that yellow faced thing in the post below this one
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# He's more than that.
He's the sexual revolution we've all been waiting for.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# I know I have.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# More importantly, why do people hate heron flight?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# People aren't READY for Heron Flight.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# It's that freaky bent-neck thing.
It's unnatural and ungodly. Swans and geese for the win.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Heron Flight will take us all aboard by dinner.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# heron flight!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# THANK FUCK YOU'RE HERE.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# HERON FLIGHT FTW!
i (heart) heron flight!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# "It's only people like me that hate heron flight. If you don't like heron flight, give me a call. We're like-minded people"
-Fred Phelps
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# It's me you unknowing fool!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# It's this sort of ignorance that led to the gulf war.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Ooooh.
It's about time we had another one of those.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Lap it up, Spotties.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# ^^ Lily Allen's love child with Harry Hill!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# *Cries for GMoS*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# SHOES!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# You improved fergie no end
but you let yourself down with filter usage. Refuge of the talentless ;)

Woo.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *Hickery dance around your spotty face*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Don't be silly fuck face.
If you knew me at all you'd know I last had spots in the 70's.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# 70 to 79 spots at a time?
This is the internet spotty average.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# IT'S ME
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Nice fringe action.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOL U R GT 2 OPTIMIS
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# haha
reminds me of this a bit.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Which in turn reminds me of a picture I did and am going to show again, reglardless of how obscure the link.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# haha
marvellous
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# yeh
I didn't give much reglard to the obscureness of the link myslef.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# *High Five*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# GORGEOUS
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Hot, wet, sex.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# WHAT'S HE DOING WITH HIS FINGER?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Searching for SEXY GOLD!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# cor
*spuffs*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# i've had her
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# We all have.
The loveliest girl online.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# You're just pandering.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# INTERNET pandering!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I'm aroused by myself.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# *Quadruple high fives, utilising feets*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Playing around with Teh GIMP

Quite pleased with the outcome
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# must. kill.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# What? Why?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# *kills*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# What did I do wrong!?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# *shakes head*
stop hypnotizing me!!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# no beer
and no TV
make Homer go something something...!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Stay calm?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# go crazy?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# NO!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Don't mind if I do!
bluhblublblblbuhbluh!!!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# That's really quite horny.
Really.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# bovine on the white stuff
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Ooo. Clever. You've hidden the joke with a clever application of filters!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Oh don't.
I was trying to make a background for my new myspace (that's a perfectly good reason to kill me)

It came out as this, and I thought some b3tans would appreciate it because it looks cool.

Jesus.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Sorry. I applied the 'snide' filter to my comment.
Please feel free to ignore it.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# nothing wrong with
filters :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I agree
strongly
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# i use the
make horror picture filter all the time :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# BOARD NAZI ATTACK!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Running with a monocle?
Them's top skillz.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# That bit in the middle is nicked off of one of my plates
Crockery references are the fucking future.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# middle of one of your plates
on a stick....! :o)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# And this just feeeels liiike...
...spinniiiing plaaaates.

/Radiohead album track blog
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Harry Potter - The Epilogue
Young actor with supposedly magical abilities leaves friends - moves to Los Angeles


Blog & Archive
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *shudders at the thought*
this will probably happen.....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# haha, so instead of him saying "How you doin?"...
He'll say "Pif paff poof" :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I tried to watch joey once.
I managed about five minutes.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# you are steel!!!
i can't stand to read about it in the 'whats on' section...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# On I don't do that.
I watched City of Lost Children, yesterday. And Two Pints.


I love Two Pints.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# i like two pints occasionally.
too much of it gets annoying.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# And it's always the same few episodes repeated.
Finally got to watch the haunted-pub one all the way through though. That's a good one.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Sadist!
I prefer comedies that are funny
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# it's finally over?!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# hooray!!
is that rowling and her profits in that van?
*hopes*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# whoops a daisy
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I thought 'Joey' was good!!!
nah,I'm only messing!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I saw one episode of it
And couldn't watch it EVER again.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# i did actually like it
i watch it if its on, but its nothing special.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# he looks like harry enfield
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# For the Readers of PVP:
Big fucking picture.
Safe for work.

www.planetmidian.com/b3ta/stefanspvp001.jpg
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# LAZER DOLPHIN!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# LOLPHIN!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# peyown!!
let the flippered revolution begin!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ULTIFROG!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# BANG!
they can't be stopped!!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# AWESOME! LASERDOLPHIN!
FUCK YES.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# A girl band I could really get into (excuse the seams, was a quick 5 min mashup)


Click for bigger (144KB)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Eww, Yuk,
and other noises to that effect, GA are a bunch of talentless, ugly as sin, slaggy munters.

Well done with the 'shop anyway, but still EWWWWWWWW
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# This. Hard.
I didn't think they could be made worse, but the duplication of the ginger one has made it happen.

Feral harridans.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# That's right
You Can't Polish A Turd
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# fucking blasphemer!
Sarah Harding could fuck me sideways with a stretch armstrong any day of the week.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# the lass from jurassic park 2?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# She played a velociraptor.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Alan?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# oh..
you like hepititus then?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# She has hepatitus?
or are you speculamatating?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Damn right.
It's that 'Pussycat Dolls' lot that are the real munters. Ever seen them when they do an interview with close-ups?

P.S. Is it just me, or do the lyrics of 'Sound of the Underground' allude quite blatantly to bum-love?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# why do you know the words to a Girls Aloud song?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Because I didn't have a spare hand for the mute button...?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# That's bollocks, I'm afraid.
You would do them all, and you know it
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Ey up
Dick 'ed
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I had no idea who you were
until I looked at your profile

GAZ me
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Aaah, but
the important thing is...in what order.

You start (only 'cos I don't know their names).
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I just clicked on the blog in your profile.
You sir, are well-named. >:-[
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# :-D
another one bites the dust
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# And another one bites
And another one bites...

Damnit!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# b3ta
has made me paranoid about every link I see now. I always check first but still get caught out sometimes.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Seriously,
I'd rather nail my dick to a burning church
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I like the ginge one too.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# me too
She grapes my squildo
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Someone told me the ginger one was engaged.
I assume he meant she was still in the toilet crying.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Did the cleaner get the first punch in this time?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# but you chose teh uglay one??
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# i used to thimnk the ginger one was best (i'm bias)
then i realised what a miserable cow she is!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# aye, but you'd up her.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# oh yeah!
after i've slapped that look off her face!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# There's probably a way of reading that without it containing revolting amounts of misogyny.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# there is?
*reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*



hmmm...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# wait there
I'm just going to ring Mykeyboy on my internet phone and get him to come down and give us a 2nd opinion
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# There's something about the ginger one that makes her strangely attractive.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# her attractiveness.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Ginger women ftw every time
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Absolutely.
and I'm not just saying this because of the possibility that the missus is at work reading this page, oh no sirree.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# The fact that she's the only attractive one in a bunch of pan-faced mingers?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# That could be it, you know.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I would have sex with any of them
but then again, I crave attention.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# hi,
tell me about yourself...
*presents*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Her man-face?
I see you've got a cock icon as well. Are you trying to tell us something?!

Just kidding.

*gooses*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *fits*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
#

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# HONK!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# HONK!
Nifty!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Indeed, she’s a comely little wench
*twirls waxed moustache*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# somebody liks the ginger one!
captain wow will be pleased
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Took me a while to even notice
Woo
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I fancy her, but feel I'm not allowed to.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Embrace it.
All heterosexual men with a modicum of sexual maturity can see that she's the only attractive one in the group.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# FACT!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I've been saying it for years.
As has Hankster.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# she's the only one that's ever caught my eye
the rest are dirty horror monsters
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Wait until you get her into bed.
RAWR!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I think that makes it three from three of opinions that matter.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# UNSTOPPABLE TRIUMVIRATE OF CORRECTITUDE!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# how long have you had these feelings of not allowedness?
have you tried hypnotherapy?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# bunch of whores if you ask em
they're music is shit so they use their bodys as a selling point
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Oh dear, I think you've just pulled the fabric of pop music apart and have caused multi-national conglomerates to fall to their knees.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I just hate that
they sell sex to children - pisses me off
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Children want it as much as adults.
It's just illegal.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# No no.
They sell pop music to children.

They sell sex to the dads.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# It's better than the other way around.
Maybe they're trying to undo the underage sex industry by turning the tables?

Philistine.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Kids love sex
especially without consent
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# oh god
I work in a school - I hope that text didn't get picked up by anyone
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# THIS WEBSITE IS ALL ABOUT THE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, SON.
The link to your boyband site doesn't work properly.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# no - we shut it down
one band member got arrested so we're training up somone else. We're all about having fun though, getting everyone up and singing in a beachboys/monkies kinda way. Not stripping off
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Ok, I withhold my "welcome to the real world" for a later date.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# the real world is crap
come live in myne :D I try only to associate with b3taesque people
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# HOW DO YOU EAT?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# They're all airbrushed sluts.
I love airbrushed sluts.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# More of a mystery now
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
great stuff.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# i have my moments...
sometimes
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha!!
LOL!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Would x5
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# move piggy move!!!
ah shit!
*tears up ticket*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Sorry, they're just cunts with an autotune
and the ginger one isn't particularly fit, just average. Plus if I'm going to sleep with a woman she's got to be able to at least spell woman first.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# internet isn't real life shocker!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# STOP
YOU'RE RUINING THE ILLUSION.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Excuse me whilst I shit myself with suprise.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# So, you like the ugly ginger one?
are your eyes deformed?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# cyber-soldier thingy.


Click for mucho detail (240KB)

Just did it for fun...

Previously, -PICTURE2-

and before that, for those who missed it -PICTURE1-

.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# cool!
complete with Power Fist!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *emails*
*instantly realises it could be taken offensively*
*nervouses*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# oh christ! how dare you ask me a question like that!!!!!
don't panic!
=)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# It was the lubed up monkey fist that intrigued me
I got where the banana went, just not why it needed to be that ripe
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# i just lurve yellow.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Ooof.
Nices. That head one is fucking brill.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Noice.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# wow, those are bloody good!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Ooo
Nicely done!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Ooh, that's bloody ace
and the other one is cocking brilliant as well!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# *applause*
Much talent!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# that's excellent
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# all of these
are all of the goodness! *click*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Very very good!
Love the texturing and the old revolver!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Nothing offends me more than daytime TV...

Now where's that train timetable? I'll never get to Hull at this rate..
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
tis monging
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ha ha!!
*bunks off work ~ enjoys*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ASSRAM ST...
pffttt....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# *shudders*
it's coming to work so i don't have see it!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# i dropped this:
'worth'
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Christ
Hahaha

'Ning everybody. I hope you're all having a smashing day.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# i will be when i start throwing medical devices around!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# but......
can you throw a fit?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# you bet!
*picks up*
*struggles*
*throws*
GGGRRRRRR!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# That
was more of an 'episode'. I wanna see fits, damn you!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# This is nothing but class
*likes*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
my goodness *clicks into the future*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Ha ha!
I expected something worse than that.

Funny and practical. Fanks!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# where the fuck
did you get the naked (is it Phillipa Martinez) source pic?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Arf!
I didn't know Marilyn Manson was doing the weather now.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Now with added hip implants!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Pffffft
Woo, Yay, and a great big Houpla!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# 6 Million to none!
Genius
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I dunno why, but I get better results from Paint than Tattyshop


(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# puntastic.
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Heh
Fuck yes!

This place needs more centaur.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# how much more?


(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Tremendous!
Two centaur based posts already this morning. I couldn't have hoped for a better start to the day!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I would but you'd all eat me
/Centaur with Emma Watson's head, wearing the bra and standing on Michael Brandow's head, with a speechbubble saying 'Ron! Come over here and regress your y on my x'

That's prefectly graphic enough.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Thinking of it is enough for me.
*eats*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# GOAT PLACENTAUR.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *shines torch briefly in dave's eyes*
ARF!


2
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *blinks*
just because you're about to show us yer Mr. T bling again, no need to act like a cnut! C];0p

EDIT: you . . . you . . . EDITOR!

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I'm sure I remember one
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Haha, silly!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Lovely stuff, sir!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Yes...
Like it
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# *doesn't look a gift horse in the mouth*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# It's what you're used to I guess
and you are the master at Paint :)

oh, and 'NING YOU!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Harrow!

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I saw :(
I'm sorry mister, you're not having much luck with your health recently

Did you at least have a nice night with your mini-bash?
I saw that you had a banjo-off!

Edit: Though CW's instrument looked distinctly like a guitar
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
was there a photo?

It was ver' Braw! indeed!

EDIT: Mighta guessed! He don't need no camera! Hahahahahaha! Ace!
EDITEDIT: CW's instrument was a guitar, like the original duel in Deliverance

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# is there any photos?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# No, but one of your guests just happened to be a rather talented artist
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# OOH!
Is it me? . . . Dang!

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# there was a JJ sketch
'ning, sir.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# 'ning!

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# *coughs*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# no, no, I infected you with my pukey bug
not my cough . . . do keep up! I'm a busy hypochondriac!

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# oh sorry!
*cough*
*cough*
*PUKE*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Hahah
I really don't say 'ning to you enough

y'all be nice to my son now!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# oooh hello!
feel free to 'ning me all you like and I shall reciprocate.

I assure you I have nothing but the most honourable intentions as regards your son ;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Really?
Oh.

I was sort of hoping he'd get a bit of the dirty stuff...I meant be nice to him! ;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# No
I was lying.

That's just the sort of stuff I expect you are supposed to say to people's parents ;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# ooooff!
=)
'ningaling!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Arf!
I like center parcs - posh butlins, huzzah!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Pffffffft
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# arf
top one dave
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Mercans
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Woo
Is it real?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# woof
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# yes
this, HARD, time and time again.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ^this^
And mad woo at you!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# woo again
:)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# ALL ABOARD!
the night train
diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Hooray!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# STOP TORTURING ME WITH FANTASIES! ARRRRGH!
Sigh...only four months left.

Wait--the new one doesn't get sworn into office until January...

How much damage could he do in 6 months?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# ... Iran
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff... Again!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Haha
Marvellous!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# "Oh I say..."
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# S'alright old mother WhiteSquirrel
I'm not going to mug you.

EDIT- *points below* however, he might.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# 'not going to mug you'?
i thought you was a pirate captain!!!
have you underlings found out you are now queen bee?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Aye
Although I won't be the boss of them. I'll be the boss of others.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!
sorry captain...
*reports to trelly for whipping.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# and you're not so big!
life is unfair....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I'm not so big, no.
*has lost another four pounds*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# SEXERCISE!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# best of all the sexual activites!!
and well done mon capitan!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I have some helpful ideas on how to approach these new people.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# that's right
keep her in the false sense of security while i sneak behind her and grab that stylish headgear
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Poor Mrs WhiteSquirrel.
Just out buying her copy of Puzzler...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
#
puzzler playgirl.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# 'cor
squirl pr0n
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# 'ning Cap'n
*waves weakly*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Ningles!
You alright?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# No not really
but I'll live I expect.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# What's going on?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Too much, and most of it just in my head.
Men woes :(

I saw my one and only true beloved yesterday, for the first time in months, whilst too drunk and stoned to speak coherently, in the company of my current main squeeze and sundry others, and it made me feel all ....... confuzzled and sad :/
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# You're going to have to just pick one, I'm afraid love.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Oh I know which one I want
It's just ... complicated.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# just gimme the bag and i won't have to cut ya!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Ooooh lovely!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# 'ning auntie!!
hows things?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Hello second-favourite nephew!
*gives three stuck-together humbugs and a pat on the head*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *sits quietly on IVV's lap eating humbugs*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# maybe i shouldn't have spent 6 hours playing Viva Pinata yesterday
as now i'm wondering what i need to do to make her stay in my garden
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# throw a big net over the whole thing!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Engage her in conversation about how young squirrels today have no respect for their elders
and how there weren't so many of these foreign greys about in here day.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# i was thinking more along the lines of
feeding her two squirms
and planting an apple tree
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# HIT HER WITH THE SPADE
THE SPADE! THE SPADE!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ha ha!!
now there's an idea

i thought hitting the eggs with the spade made them hatch quicker
it took me a long time to get the two sparrowtails to breed to then discover
that hitting their egg with a spade sort of erm...
killed it :(

/amateur breeders blog
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# If you hit the snake egg with a spade at the right time
you get a double headed snake!

I'm embarrassed to know this
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Accessorise that squirrel, woman
Woo!

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *antibodies*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# 'lo hunny
Are you still coffin?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# pukin'

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *cradles voodoo doll*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Look mate.
It's not my fault it's raining.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# How many sides does that thing have?
Edit: *click*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# It's... erm
... like... erm... electronic... erm...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# He is Voldemort?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Plot spoiler for new book: Harry kills Voldemort
Then digs up dumbledores body for some "necro" joy

probably
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# It has a spin of 1/2
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Aces
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# hee is magician ?
how?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Devastatin Dave!!!
Classic



Had the MP3 somewhere, somewhen.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# He's a turntable slave
So an instant win!

I'm waiting for the post of the Tino cover (the pance are soo toit)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# the true is that because of glasses...
...i see the truth
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Much more convincing than
the cover for "Havin a dream."

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Here it is
Devastatin' Dave - Zip Zap Rap:

homepage.ntlworld.com/steve.bell43/zipzap.mp3
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# NO TO DRUGS!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# What about "no to 80s hip-hop shit"?
*bum, tish, bum-babum, tish*

my name is dave and im here to say
welcome to B3ta and your all gay

wickywicky wah!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Oh, so droll.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# dont deny
this tune, you'd buy
or i'll let fly
this custard pie

(the rhythm has finnaly got me. Please help)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# that rocks!
*times changed*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# That's the chicken!
Fact: This became a solid foundation for most hip-hop these days.

Eminem cites as one of his influences.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# lollz
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# 80's maybe?
he should be ashamed
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# haha!!
thats how it should be!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Your dad still hasn't posted your present yet then?
I'm sat looking at it now, you need to beg a bit harder to remind him (or else send me your address I guess?)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# oh yeah!!
me nuts!
it's a good job he hasn't posted 'em!
i moved.
i'll email you my new address later mum.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# IT IS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO LIVE IN A RAINCOUNTRY.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# i live in middle europe
and godfuck i would like to choose to live in a raincountry just for fucking week
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I live in a droughtcountry, but recently parts of it have been floodcountry.
THIS IS A PLANET.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# when it's raining it's raining,
tears from my eyes!

oh tell me can't you see?
that my baby has left me!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Just outside the office
yay a woo when you see it!

Unshopped, but it doesn't have to!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# it doesn't have to what?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# ....be shopped?
Just a guess..
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# get shopped
of course.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Go shopping?

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Rape you
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Aww
*goes home*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I'm sure Caewan will rape you if you ask him nicely
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Im not that picky to be honest
*awaits all of the bummings*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *bums*
HE TOUCHED ME INDECENTLY!

INTERNET POLICE! HELP ME! RAPE!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# LIES!
It felt pretty decent to me.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *helps warlord rape*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# yeah bitch
you love it just like that sauron loved it!

SPAAAARTAAAA!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# isn't sauron more
MOORDOORR!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# no
thats taggart youre thinking of
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# have shopped of course
it is not a prerequisite for lorries to go shopping.

Equal rights and all that.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# but they can carry
s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o much
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I am feeling
Woosee now...

is it shopping time yet?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

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