Blue background with a white "UP" on it, in Arial Black size 72 point, displayed in Microsoft word.
owwwwwwwwwwwwww
(owwwwwwwwwwwwww
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:50,
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spoilsport who's wet himself because he's gone out for lunch earlier but really needed a wee and then he just did itbut now he likes the warm wet patches and does it as a regular thing to keep him sane.
(
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51,
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I still have the image from top of the popswhen Cameo played whilst wearing a bright red cod piece!! *shudders*
(
Aenesis,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:52,
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HahahahaSimple yet efficient.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:50,
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Wave my hands in the air like I don't care
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51,
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No matter where you say it...People will always be staring at your red cod-piece.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51,
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hahahacodpiecetastic..!
(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51,
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Needs more red codpiece...Woo! A good one! Thank fuck.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:53,
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hehi'm going to remember this and do it in 6 months.
d) profit
(d) profit
new_matt,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04,
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What on Earth is going on there then? Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:54,
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Fucked if I knowI do know that there are a lot more people than I expected that haven't a clue what the words 'lyrics' and 'literally' mean.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03,
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The requested URL /u/4645448460d8f3520977/super!.jpg was not found on this server.you can't have ! in urls can you?
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:59,
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I get a 404 on that img src though :( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:54,
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I for one am in favour of your postI fear it has been misunderstood by others but I stand by you
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:29,
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thanks!you are right. it's probably a result of too much RISsing today...
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:36,
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something tells me you haven't read the FAQ. Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:35,
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that was stupid People are angry at you because you have posted porn (not allowed) and an image that is far bigger than the suggested 50k file size.
Please remove the image and replace it with a link to the image marked NSFW
(Please remove the image and replace it with a link to the image marked NSFW
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:35,
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This compo appears to be bringing all the fails out of the woodwork.
This compo has RIS all over itI knows what I likes and I likes a cheap laugh. All this thinking doesn't suit my week off.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:43,
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THEN MAKE SOMETHING BETTER FOR THE COMPO INSTEADTO PROVE YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM OR STOP FUCKING WHINING.
Compos are always packed full of shit with the occasional good thing, like the board at almost any time.
(Compos are always packed full of shit with the occasional good thing, like the board at almost any time.
StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:58,
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Nahcompos normally have something that fits the actual theme. This has almost nothing. And if I were to bother making one, in paint as that's all I currently have access to, it'd just get pushed down by more of the same.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04,
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Actuallyin the majority of cases the things posted in the compo vary away from the theme, they hardly ever fucking fit it.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05,
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Okay.Great.
*avoids*
(*avoids*
AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36,
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Jesus Carpenting Christ, where to start?Sort the file size out
Sort the image size out
CLEARLY NSFW
Oh, and read the Fucking Faq. There's a link from the main page. You've had a year, and you haven't looked even once?
Yeah, this compo's sent me into Nazi mode
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36,
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Sort the image size out
CLEARLY NSFW
Oh, and read the Fucking Faq. There's a link from the main page. You've had a year, and you haven't looked even once?
Yeah, this compo's sent me into Nazi mode
you're a fucking twat(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36,
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this better involve I love horses or I'm ending my subscription with youedit: you're saved, I don't have sound so I just sang I love Horses to the video.
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:39,
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Dear valued customerwe are pleased that you are keeping your subscription with us
next week there's a free rubber duck give away offer.
lots of love
(next week there's a free rubber duck give away offer.
lots of love
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:48,
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I don't think this has ever been more apt...
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36,
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That's the best thingin the history of the interweb, ever.
( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:49,
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I only have a 13.3 inch screenSo thanks for filling it with that shite.
Still, at least it's four or five times the size of your shrivelled manhood.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36,
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Still, at least it's four or five times the size of your shrivelled manhood.
There is nothing right about your postingplease leave and die
ta
(ta
The Tig and me,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:38,
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Oh no,This is exactly the sort of thing we didnt want to happen.
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:38,
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Please, please kindly fuck off. CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:38,
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Happy b3taday!Shame it's been spoiled slightly by this shite.
EDIT: Not your read the FAQ gif.
(EDIT: Not your read the FAQ gif.
CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:40,
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Why thank you
shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:42,
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Ooh, cake.I likes cake
( shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:46,
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happy b3taday!
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51,
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Has anyone opened the Bunker up?
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:39,
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If i wasnt busy shopping a kittenID WRITE AN ESSAY ON WAYS U SHOULD DIE!!!
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:40,
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halve the size and you have a wonderful image HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:42,
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It's 'You are fail'idiot
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09,
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THS IS CLEARLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK YOU PRICK!!!LINK IT MORON!!!
Whilst you might be at home most of us are at work, if this is seen on my screen or anyone elses we will be deeply in the shit!
Fucktard!
(Whilst you might be at home most of us are at work, if this is seen on my screen or anyone elses we will be deeply in the shit!
Fucktard!
Aenesis,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:42,
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Well done
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:44,
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I agree with everyone else.You're a cock.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:45,
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I would pay big money to be able to see what these posters actually do in these circumstancesAre they just reading the replies and wondering what the hell is going on, have they gone for a cuppa, are they giggling with schoolgirlish glee or are they trying to work out how to make it a link
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:46,
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I don't know how to make images a link either,so I obey the rules.
( CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:48,
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Read the FAQspecifically the bit called 'How do I post a link?'
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51,
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Hahaha!When (if) I ever post something that breaks the rules, I will beforehand, don't worry.
I rarely post images, though.
(I rarely post images, though.
CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:53,
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It probably varies.I find it hard to believe that half of them bother reading any replies. I imagine some of them post and then just sit there refreshing the front page getting all confused.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:52,
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I think most post, then go away. CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:55,
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but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:01,
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I remember this one!My name is Joe,
The streetlamp is my home,
I'm A FUCKING HUGE TOTALLY NSFfuckingW COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT OF A FAIL
*moshes*
(The streetlamp is my home,
I'm A FUCKING HUGE TOTALLY NSFfuckingW COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT OF A FAIL
*moshes*
Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:46,
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You have made a faux pas. printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:47,
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(not a particular comment on your picture, just the compo in general)
The BrownHaze,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:34,
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strange yet very woo! :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:38,
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It's the right answerbut it's not good
;)
(;)
Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36,
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wellI dont want to have to work to find things funny
( The BrownHaze,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:37,
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oh great next week we'll havePEOPLE BEING HIT IN THE CROTCH...
HAHAHA!
(HAHAHA!
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:38,
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I'm going to rub myself up against you til you stop the grumbling GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:40,
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Compos are only as crap as the amount of effort put inI've attempted to prove this time and again but people dont seem to give a shit, so this time I'm just being lazy too.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:41,
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at leastI wouldn’t have to spend 5 minutes working out that it wasn't funny
( The BrownHaze,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:40,
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Hooray!Lets dumb this place down even fucking more, I knows, LOLCATZ!
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:45,
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because something unfunny is also uncleardoes not magically make it clever.
and I second your idea for the lolcats, its got to be better then this festival of RIS
(and I second your idea for the lolcats, its got to be better then this festival of RIS
The BrownHaze,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If Song Lyrics Were Literally True"){kind=small}
Too subtle perhaps?
That's the problem with infinite recursion I guess.
I think the post 2 aboveshocked everyone into silence. I thought it was ok :)
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:58,
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Ta for thatSorry Stusut, I doubted you :(
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:37,
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I think that's rather the pointChevy is the bloke on the right.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:32,
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That's a Mercedes though Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:30,
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it's all in the detail prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:32,
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someone did that already with the photoshop cheque backgroundbut nice try
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:28,
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what the fuck is that.are you some sort of monthly subscription idiot, with an idiot face and idiot trousers
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:31,
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don't be stupidyou can only get normal or whacky socks.
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:33,
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What about fucksocks?I have many pairs of fucksocks.
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:35,
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that's an internet made up fad.it's the internet equivalent of selling a cow for a tin of fucking baked beans
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36,
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*rings up supplier*"Yes, it's about this cow.... I'm having second thoughts"
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:40,
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PfffftI want to touch Derek Pakora's hair, and rub it all over my face.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:31,
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Something StickyLabel asked me to scrawl.
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:25,
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nice,even tho she's fully dressed I'm picturing a woman with massive jugs rubbing herself
( Just Flange,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:26,
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hahahahahah
grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:27,
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I must be in an odd mood today, that cracked me up! :D The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:27,
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oooo!i'd like to see an SA character go Super Saiyan!
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:27,
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hahahayes, a super saiyan pip and art (and kat) gone ss would be awesome.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:31,
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ThatIs very very nice, just like usual, Jack
Once again, I am envious of your talents.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:28,
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Once again, I am envious of your talents.
dressed, normal sized boobs.....It's a miracle! ;D
and more importantly, lovely
(and more importantly, lovely
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:29,
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He must be ill...and woo to the piccy, very nice
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:37,
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:DWow Jack, thanks for the drawing!! It's absolutely AWESOME (and surprisingly, scarily like me!) as all ur drawings are!!
(Wooo, it's meeeeee, I'm famous!! :D lol)
SL ~ Promise I will post my pic soon, just need to finish colouring the hair! ^_~
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:23,
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(Wooo, it's meeeeee, I'm famous!! :D lol)
SL ~ Promise I will post my pic soon, just need to finish colouring the hair! ^_~
Very good...Also did you know the National Dyslexic Association is based in Reading?!!
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:30,
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templespunk grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:25,
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why is he not in the corner!? :) The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:26,
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Why is he not in a spotlight!? :) Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:28,
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He's lost his bulbs too grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:30,
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*lubes*/occasionally
so are you bummed about the GTA4 news?
buy some crackdown (the reverse of GTA you play a super cop)
£20 pre-owned! it's a laugh and it has online co-op
(so are you bummed about the GTA4 news?
buy some crackdown (the reverse of GTA you play a super cop)
£20 pre-owned! it's a laugh and it has online co-op
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:35,
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hahahahahaahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHoh my
Office giggle
Very well shopped
(Office giggle
Very well shopped
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:23,
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i used to like doctor whobut i don't think i can watch it now that it's got that annoying, loud, ugly, ginger twat in it.
Who is responsible for her success? Seriously!
(Who is responsible for her success? Seriously!
Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:23,
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I'm going to watchI can't say I'm keen on Catherine Tate, but then I remember people saying, "Billie is going to be shit" and she turned out rather well.
So give it a chance I reckon. Hopefully the producers know something we don't.
(So give it a chance I reckon. Hopefully the producers know something we don't.
rob,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:27,
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^ThisShe was good in the christmas one. I will miss Martha though. Phwooar.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:28,
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*hangs onto robs hope*as long as she doesn't try to make it like all her samey one dimensional characters in her sketch show.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:28,
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Her sketch show wasterrible though. One series was more than enough.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:37,
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Big Train!I thought she was great in Big train with Simon Pegg et al. I was happily out of the country when she got her own show. everyone says her own show was a bit pants but I still remember her as the mildly foxy up and coming comic from a rather good and underrated show.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51,
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I was one of those people that said 'Billie is going to be shit'.........and I thought she was.
(
mugatu,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:29,
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Agreedas much as I hate tate's sketch show, she wont annoy me as much as fucking billoy
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:32,
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now she's blind!shame on you!!
news.google.co.uk/news?hl=en&q=billie%20piper
(news.google.co.uk/news?hl=en&q=billie%20piper
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:33,
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TrueBut I still wish they'd gone for Carey Mulligan
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:29,
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She was alright in the christmas special during the few momentswhere she wasnt shouting or being "zany obsessive fiancee"
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:29,
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^thisalmost all of her stuff is EXACTLY the same, just with certain nouns, etc, changed.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:31,
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i'm not going to watchbecause i'm an adult
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:30,
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Difference beingBillie was hot.
Although after the first of the new series, I never got round to watching any more... I may well have a catch up tonight.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:30,
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Although after the first of the new series, I never got round to watching any more... I may well have a catch up tonight.
^this^ I really liked billie.Mmmmm *bad thoughts* Catherine Tate will be shit, plus I'm waiting till she reems off the am i bovvered line. She is like a modern day Jenny Eclaire... not fucking funny!
( Aenesis,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:34,
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oh god, a MORE attractive david tennant is not what i need*fears*
*looks at naked ladies for a week*
;D
(*looks at naked ladies for a week*
;D
grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:23,
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Is it dirty to find these two attractive?/edit, Woo btw
Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:24,
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series 3 of doctor whois going to be rubbish with her in it.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:25,
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Top shop!b3ta.com
cunting Russell T Davies in the fuck since today.
(cunting Russell T Davies in the fuck since today.
head-doctor ololololo,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:26,
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Ha ha ha ha!Lovely. I'm looking forward to her being in Dr Who.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:26,
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Indeed/rubs knees in preparation
Plus Bendy Kingsley as Davros.
(Plus Bendy Kingsley as Davros.
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:34,
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they're denying that nowwhich makes it more true!
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:37,
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awwwGreat work
Can his choirboys be milked?
(Can his choirboys be milked?
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:19,
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awwwwwfwuffy
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:20,
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SIDEWAYS MINGE x6wooz0rdz
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:21,
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SeeNow that would get people back to the church.
*pets, then clicks*
(*pets, then clicks*
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:22,
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aaaaw bless!*click*
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:23,
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oh yes!"And, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap we can take precautions."
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:30,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaariel!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaariel
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:11,
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*looks at filename*Nope, I'm still RISsing.
EDIT - Woo!
(EDIT - Woo!
head-doctor ololololo,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:12,
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Mrs Robinson,by Simon and Garfunkel. Awful awful awful song.
( Aenesis,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14,
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take that back!Simon and Garfunkel are gods!
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:15,
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"LIiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake a bridge... ovaaaaa debbies daughter...."the what?
cylon and garfunkel?
(cylon and garfunkel?
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17,
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no it's truealthough their music is ace
that song is fucking shit
(that song is fucking shit
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17,
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It's fab, if you take it out of the context of the filmit's a really literate and cutting satire of...oh bollocks, it's got nice 'chucka-chucka' bits.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:20,
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there is something about that really grates mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:21,
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next you'll be telling me you don't like Cecilia....:S
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:22,
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Yes thay are, Its just that I hate this particular song.When I gig I do a cover of Sound of Silence, in an EBM style.
( Aenesis,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18,
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I said awful song, not song writers!!!Blimey! Although I do hate hendrix and the beatles.
( Aenesis,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:20,
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*aghast*I can see how if you don't like the sound of Hendrix, then you wouldn't like any of his stuff. But people who claim to hate the Beatles confuse me a bit - it's like claiming to hate food, i'm like..."what, ALL of it? But it's all so different..." o_O
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:22,
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I can apreciate the beatles as musicians,John and Paul are excellent musicians, I cant get into their music. I just don't get alot of it, I find it uninspiring and bland. Something that also put me off was the hype about them at music college, and all the band that are ripping them off.
Hendrix I found to be not that interesting. Before i started listening to hendrix I had already been listening to alot of blues and jazz, and i saw alot of stuff hendrix did had been done.
(Hendrix I found to be not that interesting. Before i started listening to hendrix I had already been listening to alot of blues and jazz, and i saw alot of stuff hendrix did had been done.
Aenesis,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:28,
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mehalthough the beatles were wildy innovative towards the end, they are, today, aural vanilla ice cream
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:29,
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every way you look at it you lose! The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:15,
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oooooh oooh woahoho! :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:12,
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So here to you mrs robinson.Jesus loves you more than you can know.
^clicks^
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:13,
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^clicks^
thank you...I ain't doing anymore of these now...
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14,
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Ah - the PO box of the neighbour of the beast/gets coat, etc.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14,
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I get it...but I think you mean 'deity'. I thought you meant he was a bit thin...
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:16,
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spleling wqas nefer my strong suite Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17,
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sorry to be the pedant...
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:19,
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there's not a lot of fat in one fish and a loaf of bread split 5,001 ways...:D
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18,
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DEITY!I was ris-ing my tits off til I realised.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:16,
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hello lampost, wotcha knowing?i've come to watch your flowers grow~ing
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17,
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feeling BOOB-IEEEEEEEEEEESSSlalalalaaalaalaalaa
Feeling Boobies.
(Feeling Boobies.
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18,
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hahaha!do-bi-do, do do do
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:21,
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Top Myra!;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:09,
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Cheersrather proud of it myself
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:12,
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A b3tan called Haluswho posts on 5punk.co.uk the b3ta gaming community more
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:13,
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hal u synagoguehalus
yes... she's one of the original gay shift elite
(yes... she's one of the original gay shift elite
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14,
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Merkin anyway Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:15,
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she moved to the uk for a whilemaybe she's gone back...
I miss real gayshift, I'm going to start it up again
(I miss real gayshift, I'm going to start it up again
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:16,
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Do you need to be gay to join?I'm not sure I could take another shot in the ass. Dixon left me unable to walk for a while
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17,
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I told you to relax didn't I??Sheesh.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:20,
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sheesh, you new folks, have lost the b3ta heritage, gayshift is between 12-6 in the morningused to be the funniest time on board, still is one of the funniest, slow moving posts people chat, people come up with ideas... it was a glorious place 3 years ago, the gayshift ruled all of fun!
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:20,
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That reminds me of those 50's adverts for Homo Washing Powder and the likeWonderful work
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:10,
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CheersI thought that too
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14,
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What's the Vic and Bob Homo joke? I have a scratchy memory about one of them talking fondly about a little Homo
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18,
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huh?Don't remember anything about that - Will have to watch out for it (have all their stuff at home except Shooting Stars, which isn't on DVD FOR SHAME!)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18,
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It's a Donald and Davie Stott sketchcan't quite remember
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:28,
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little lord lord fauntleroy?Dave.
*Team of huskies work in conjunction with a crane and pully system to raise stetson*
(*Team of huskies work in conjunction with a crane and pully system to raise stetson*
Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:10,
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Mr Mink*a future version of myself comes back in time and hangs upside down from a tree so just as I pass it he raises my baseball cap*
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:11,
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You like it?not too feminine is it?
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14,
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lovely workis that doris day and tony curtis's daughter?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:10,
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PffftThanks
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:15,
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massive heed!!woo!! :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:11,
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LIKE AN ORANGE ON A TOOTH PICK! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:15,
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everyone seems a bit edgy today
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:08,
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BlimeyAnyone want 6 lottery numbers?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:08,
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHVIENNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:09,
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Number one?THERE'S MORE?
In other news, there's a 50k "guidline" for still images.
(In other news, there's a 50k "guidline" for still images.
head-doctor ololololo,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:08,
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I'll send you 10 ZX81s as compensation Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:11,
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Hey! That's a PERSONAL COMPUTER!!Do your accounts with it, or something.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:16,
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B..but how could firing arrows at molten lava NOT stop its terrible flow?/checks SCEINSE NOATS
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:08,
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Mark King?But this is Midge and Marty. Not Midge, Marty and Mark King.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:15,
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i thinkhe means the leval 42 mark king en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_King
as something about the hair
(as something about the hair
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:38,
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This means nothing to me...but it's still woo
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:15,
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Hahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:03,
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Olive nutssay that fast
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:03,
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ppppffftttpffftyou s.. pfffft
you..pfffft
yoou said... I..pfft...I LOVE NUTS!!!
pffftfttfts
(you..pfffft
yoou said... I..pfft...I LOVE NUTS!!!
pffftfttfts
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:04,
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I played this last time I Djed the local rock night.There were a few confused looks.
( Aenesis,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:11,
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Cartoon characters go in my garden to inhale peanuts? head-doctor ololololo,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:03,
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press my huge misaligned nuts to your chin at the garden centre grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:03,
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One of Vera Lynne's best, thatedit: I preferred the first draft :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:05,
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